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Previously on Bob Hearts Abishola...

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Excuse me.

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Just gonna... get the bread there.

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Show him.

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Baked by your sister

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and left on Kofo's scooter.

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Did you tell her you're not interested?

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I did not.

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- You said you said rara.
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- Did you not say rara?
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Honestly, rara.

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I met someone new.

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His name is Randy,

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and you guys are going to love him.

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This is Douglas Wheeler. Who's this?

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Randy.

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No, I do not know Kofo,

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and I do not know why he's there.

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Bob.

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Will you marry me?

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Yes.

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Chamomile with honey.

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Thank you.

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How come you're not wearing
your engagement ring?

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Please tell me you're not
holding out for a better deal.

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What are you talking about?

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Eh, the ring tells guys
that you're taken.

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You know,
keeps them from sniffing around.

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That's disgusting.

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Nobody sniffs around me.

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I do not wear the ring to work

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because I cannot fit a surgical
glove over a large diamond.

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Oh. Yeah, that makes sense.

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- And I'm glad you think it's large.
- Mm.

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And what do you wear so
women don't sniff you?

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I don't have to wear anything.

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This ratty mustache keeps 'em away.

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So, uh, I'm thinking we could,
uh, go out for dinner

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and celebrate our engagement.

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Oh, that's nice.
But why don't I just cook something?

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Well, I guess you could,

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but wouldn't you rather
get all dolled up

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and go somewhere fancy?

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- Dolled up?
- Yeah. You know,

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wear something sexy.

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Ah. So you want men to sniff around me.

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I want them to want to.

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Then they'll see the
ring and be crushed.

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You are a crazy person.

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And you are the whackjob
that's marrying me.

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Uh-uh.

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I said I wanted ice cream.

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Yes, I'm sorry.

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Mummy ate the last of
your Chunky Monkey.

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But my name was on it.

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I brought grapes.

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They are very sweet.

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- Try one.
- My name was on it.

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Just try one.

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Okay.

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Feed me.

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Mmm.

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Not bad.

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Grape.

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Kemi, I have to tell you something.

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You don't have to thank me.

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We are consenting adults.

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Grape.

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This weekend is my
mother's 70th birthday.

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70? Is that what she's telling you?

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And it has been a lifelong
dream of hers to go to Paris.

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Yes, and also mine.

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I know. But I have made plans
to take Mummy.

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And not me?

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Not this time.

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Grape?

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You are going to Paris without me?

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I know I should have told you sooner,

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but I was afraid you might be angry.

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So you made plans to take
your mother behind my back.

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I'm telling you now.

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But you waited till after
we had delicious sex.

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My timing is unfortunate.

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No, it's fine.

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I'm happy for you.

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I'm happy that you and your
mummy will be strolling

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down the Champs-Élysées while
I am riding a bus in Detroit.

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Grape!

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I do not see why you are upset, though.

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- I think it is very nice.
- Yeah.

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I hope my son takes me to Paris one day.

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Then you are as ridiculous as they are.

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Paris is for lovers,

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not mothers.

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That's true.

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It'd be a nice place for a honeymoon.

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Does Bob speak French?

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He barely speaks English.

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Kemi, Chukwuemeka is doing a
very nice thing for his mother.

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Would you rather be with a man

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who did not care about
the woman who raised him?

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Yes! I thought
I was very clear about that.

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Shame on you.

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Yeah,

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I got to go with the Bride of Sock Man.

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Shame.

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So neither of you are on my side?

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What, you want us to lie?

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Fine.

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You should go to Paris
instead of his mom,

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Chukwuemeka doesn't deserve you,

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and out of all your wigs,

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that one's my favorite.

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Is there something wrong with my wig?

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- Lie.
- No.

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Sounds so real.

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Douglas.

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Oh. Hey.

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- What's up?
- I got to ask you a favor.

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Now? I'm kind of swamped.

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Tonight, I'm taking
Abishola out to celebrate.

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That new place at the riverfront called

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and they said they have a table open.

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So what's the favor?

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Do you mind watching Mom?

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Can't Christina do it?

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Christina's got therapy tonight,

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and I don't want her skipping that.

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All right. No problem.

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Okay, you got to drive Mom home,

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get her some dinner,
take her to the bathroom,

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and put her to bed.

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Oh, in that order?

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- Don't push your luck.
- Sorry.

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Now, we'll have to switch cars,
'cause her wheelchair

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won't fit in yours.

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So you'll be driving my 'Vette?

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Yeah, and you'll be driving my Cadillac.

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Your Cadillac is a beanbag with wheels.

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My Corvette

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is a rocket ship.

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With wheels.

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You got to know how to drive it.

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Don't worry. I'll be gentle.

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See? Right there,
first instinct is wrong.

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You got to drive it hard,

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like you're mad at it.

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Just focus on keeping Mom alive.

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She'll be fine. Worst-case scenario,

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I got 911 on speed dial.

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- 911. What's your emergency?
- Uh...

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Sorry. No emergency.

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Cancel the SWAT team.
Nobody's been taken hostage.

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I said "nobody."

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No, there are no hostages.

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You got a nice voice. What's your name?

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Yogurt?

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What's the point?

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It has probiotics,
which promotes gut health.

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- What's wrong?
- My heart is broken.

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It's just a rock.

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It's not just a rock.

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When Christina's rugged
boyfriend threw me

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to the unforgiving Arizona ground,

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I was humiliated.

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Luckily, I hit my head on this
beautiful heart-shaped rock.

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It was a sign.

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I knew right then there
was still hope for us.

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Your sign is doo-doo.

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What?

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This is a piece of doo-doo.

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Probably from a cow.

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That's why so many dogs
have been following me.

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I am sorry, cousin.

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Don't be.

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You tried to warn me not
to get involved with her,

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but my ears were closed to the truth.

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It is not your fault.

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You were deafened by
forces bigger than you.

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- What do you mean?
- Don't you see?

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You have been bewitched.

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You think so?

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Remember when Christina made
that cake with your face on it?

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- Yeah.
- She trapped your spirit

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inside those creamy chocolate layers.

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Oluwa mi o.

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We need to defeat her
magic with our own.

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- How?
- I will seek the counsel

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of my great-grandmother,

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who still knows the old ways.

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Or I will find a video on YouTube.

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What?

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They haven't even left the country yet,

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and already his mother is taunting me.

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She is just eating a pastry, now.

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A croissant!
Do you not see the symbolism?

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I'm sorry, eh. I have to go.

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Like everybody in my life.

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Bonsoir.

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Are you going to be okay?

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Oui.

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- All right.
- Abishola?

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Hmm?

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I don't say it enough, but...

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you are a good friend,
and I am so fortunate to have you.

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If we have time, I can do your nails.

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Uh-uh. What is wrong with my nails?

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You are so lucky I'm here.

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If I got in,
I should be able to get out.

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You okay, buddy?

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Do I look okay?

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Not really.

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Are you gonna help or you gonna watch?

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I think I'm gonna watch.

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At first,
our relationship was just physical.

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You know, like wrestling

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but sweatier.

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But somewhere along the way,

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I started to have feelings for him.

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- Oh, that's a good thing, Kemi.
- No.

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Because now I miss him.

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- He'll be back.
- Yes.

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Back under his mother's arthritic thumb.

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Other hand.

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I have terrible thoughts
about her, Abishola.

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Terrible, terrible thoughts.

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Well, every woman has
problems with the mother of...

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I want her dead.

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- Ah.
- I know, I know.

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She is extremely allergic to shellfish.

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- Kemi, what are you saying?
- Nothing.

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Maybe a cocktail shrimp
falls in her coffee.

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Blow.

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- _
- We pray that God removes this juju

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from the head of Kofoworola
Omogoriola Olanipekun.

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- Amen.
- And that this woman's

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beguilement of this poor, innocent fool

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be banished to whence it came.

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Amen?

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We pray that the tentacles

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of desire be amputated
and cast into the abyss.

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Do I use conditioner after this?

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Shh!

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May you quench his libido

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and douse the fire in his loins.

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- My loins are fine.
- I said be quiet.

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- What are you doing?
- Hang on.

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Okay.

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This next part gets weird.

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This is nice. Just me and my mom.

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I'm driving Miss Dottie.

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Did you see that movie?

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What movie?

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You know, Bob was concerned

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I might not be able to take care of you.

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Isn't that funny?

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Isn't it?

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Douglas, that was a pointed silence.

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Pointed taken.

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Hey, as long as I got you here,

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how would you feel about me getting
a little title bump at work?

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What are you now?

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VP, Human Resources.

270
00:11:57,106 --> 00:11:59,707
Well, what do you want to be?
President, Human Resources?

271
00:11:59,809 --> 00:12:00,941
Emperor?

272
00:12:01,043 --> 00:12:02,109
- It's funny.
- I got it.

273
00:12:02,111 --> 00:12:04,178
Archduke, Human Resources.

274
00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:07,281
- Mom, I'm being serious.
- So am I.

275
00:12:07,383 --> 00:12:08,949
Why can't I just be vice president

276
00:12:09,051 --> 00:12:10,350
of the whole company?

277
00:12:10,453 --> 00:12:12,352
You know,
with a corresponding increase in salary.

278
00:12:12,455 --> 00:12:14,288
Oh, honey, you should've took archduke

279
00:12:14,390 --> 00:12:16,457
while it was on the table.

280
00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:18,659
Come on, I've earned this.

281
00:12:18,761 --> 00:12:20,094
You haven't earned anything.

282
00:12:20,196 --> 00:12:21,962
You were born into this job.

283
00:12:22,064 --> 00:12:23,197
So were Bob and Christina.

284
00:12:23,299 --> 00:12:24,665
You don't hold it against them.

285
00:12:24,767 --> 00:12:27,901
Of course I do.
They break my heart every day.

286
00:12:28,751 --> 00:12:31,004
This is not fair.

287
00:12:31,107 --> 00:12:32,873
I am not giving you a promotion.

288
00:12:32,975 --> 00:12:35,142
You're overpaid as it is.

289
00:12:35,244 --> 00:12:36,410
Well, if that's how you feel,

290
00:12:36,512 --> 00:12:38,479
maybe I shouldn't be
working at MaxDot at all.

291
00:12:38,581 --> 00:12:39,713
- Maybe you shouldn't.
- Maybe I shouldn't.

292
00:12:39,815 --> 00:12:41,515
- Fine!
- Fine!

293
00:12:46,322 --> 00:12:48,589
So, what else is going on with you?

294
00:12:51,694 --> 00:12:53,594
Hmm.

295
00:12:53,696 --> 00:12:56,130
- This is Douglas's car?
- Yeah.

296
00:12:56,232 --> 00:12:57,898
Oh. It's very nice.

297
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,768
Glad you like it. I live in it now.

298
00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:02,202
What does that mean?

299
00:13:02,304 --> 00:13:03,437
Oh, you'll see.

300
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,639
So, tell me about your day.

301
00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:08,041
Mm, I'd rather not.

302
00:13:08,144 --> 00:13:10,344
- Is something wrong?
- No.

303
00:13:10,446 --> 00:13:12,146
I've just been talking to Kemi nonstop.

304
00:13:12,248 --> 00:13:14,581
I'd like to not talk for a little while.

305
00:13:14,683 --> 00:13:17,384
Okay. You want to hear about my day?

306
00:13:18,846 --> 00:13:20,254
If you must.

307
00:13:20,356 --> 00:13:23,857
This is shaping up to be a great night.

308
00:13:24,856 --> 00:13:26,627
If you don't feel like it,
we don't have to have

309
00:13:26,729 --> 00:13:29,029
a big, fancy engagement dinner.

310
00:13:29,131 --> 00:13:30,230
It does not matter to me.

311
00:13:30,232 --> 00:13:32,032
I'm just happy to spend time with you.

312
00:13:32,134 --> 00:13:33,534
So you don't care where we go?

313
00:13:33,636 --> 00:13:35,102
No. You pick.

314
00:13:35,204 --> 00:13:37,371
So you're on record, it's up to me.

315
00:13:37,473 --> 00:13:40,140
- Yes, Bob.
- Great. No takebacks!

316
00:13:44,180 --> 00:13:46,613
Yeah, let me get, uh,
two Coney Dogs, a Loose Burger,

317
00:13:46,749 --> 00:13:49,216
two chili cheese fries
and two milkshakes.

318
00:13:50,028 --> 00:13:52,186
All right, what do you want?

319
00:13:53,389 --> 00:13:55,189
Ever since we started seeing each other,

320
00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:57,391
his mother has stood in the way.

321
00:13:57,493 --> 00:14:00,194
She objects to my age,
to my being a widow,

322
00:14:00,296 --> 00:14:02,062
to my hating her.

323
00:14:02,998 --> 00:14:04,231
I cannot win.

324
00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:06,300
And you never will if
you take on Ogechi.

325
00:14:06,402 --> 00:14:08,168
Don't be so certain.

326
00:14:08,811 --> 00:14:11,505
I have known Ogechi
for many, many years.

327
00:14:11,607 --> 00:14:13,807
I've never seen her lose a fight.

328
00:14:13,909 --> 00:14:15,776
She's mean as a snake.

329
00:14:16,629 --> 00:14:17,744
It is true.

330
00:14:17,847 --> 00:14:19,813
Her nickname at church is Sweetie Pie.

331
00:14:19,915 --> 00:14:21,148
That doesn't sound mean.

332
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:22,883
We say it ironically.

333
00:14:22,985 --> 00:14:26,553
"Shh. Here comes Sweetie Pie."

334
00:14:27,556 --> 00:14:30,090
Well, she may be a nasty snake,

335
00:14:30,226 --> 00:14:32,726
but I am a clever mongoose.

336
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:35,162
Oh, really?

337
00:14:35,264 --> 00:14:36,330
Tell me, mongoose,

338
00:14:36,432 --> 00:14:38,866
are you the one in
Paris with Chukwuemeka?

339
00:14:38,968 --> 00:14:41,101
Because it appears you
are here in Detroit,

340
00:14:41,203 --> 00:14:43,537
crying and whining.

341
00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:46,773
Please, continue.

342
00:14:47,557 --> 00:14:50,177
Your problem is that
Chukwuemeka loves his mother

343
00:14:50,246 --> 00:14:53,046
more than life itself,
and that will never change.

344
00:14:53,148 --> 00:14:54,848
Then what can I do?

345
00:14:54,950 --> 00:14:57,517
There is only one thing.

346
00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:00,087
What? Please, guide me.

347
00:15:01,991 --> 00:15:04,892
You must be more Ogechi than Ogechi.

348
00:15:07,329 --> 00:15:08,695
That sounds unnatural.

349
00:15:08,797 --> 00:15:11,598
If done right, it is.

350
00:15:16,138 --> 00:15:18,438
- Okay, you all set here?
- I think so.

351
00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:20,908
- Thanks, honey.
- You're welcome.

352
00:15:21,010 --> 00:15:23,844
And listen, I'm sorry about earlier.
I overreacted.

353
00:15:23,979 --> 00:15:25,012
- You did.
- Well,

354
00:15:25,014 --> 00:15:26,046
water under the bridge.

355
00:15:26,148 --> 00:15:27,547
Heat of the moment, things were said.

356
00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:29,416
Obviously, I don't want
to leave the company.

357
00:15:29,518 --> 00:15:31,518
- Obviously.
- Okay.

358
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:32,753
Good night.

359
00:15:32,855 --> 00:15:34,254
Douglas?

360
00:15:34,356 --> 00:15:35,589
Yeah?

361
00:15:35,691 --> 00:15:38,558
I really do want to give you
that promotion and raise.

362
00:15:38,661 --> 00:15:39,759
But?

363
00:15:39,762 --> 00:15:41,762
I want you to earn it.

364
00:15:42,633 --> 00:15:43,819
Oh.

365
00:15:43,854 --> 00:15:44,898
Then forget about it.

366
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,566
No, no, no, no. Come over here.

367
00:15:46,669 --> 00:15:48,001
Sit down.

368
00:15:49,004 --> 00:15:50,837
Honey,

369
00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:53,907
you need to prove to
yourself and everyone

370
00:15:54,009 --> 00:15:56,410
that you deserve your
place in the company.

371
00:15:56,512 --> 00:15:57,811
Can't you just tell them I do?

372
00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:00,047
They'll believe you.

373
00:16:00,149 --> 00:16:02,716
Listen, just because
you were born on third base

374
00:16:02,818 --> 00:16:04,785
doesn't mean you can't
learn how to hit a home run.

375
00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,354
So, you're putting me on first base?

376
00:16:07,456 --> 00:16:09,389
Oh, no, you're not even in the dugout.

377
00:16:09,996 --> 00:16:13,126
You're in the parking lot,
selling churros.

378
00:16:14,129 --> 00:16:17,064
Is that a metaphor,
or is that my new job?

379
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:19,800
I want you to start working
on the warehouse floor.

380
00:16:19,902 --> 00:16:22,202
Packing, shipping, cleaning.

381
00:16:22,854 --> 00:16:25,205
- Sounds hard.
- It is.

382
00:16:25,307 --> 00:16:28,041
But after a year or two,
you'll be a different person.

383
00:16:28,143 --> 00:16:30,210
You'll have a new
respect for the company

384
00:16:30,312 --> 00:16:31,578
and a new respect for yourself.

385
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:34,047
Yeah, but a year?

386
00:16:34,149 --> 00:16:36,450
Or two.

387
00:16:36,552 --> 00:16:38,685
But won't it be weird,
me making so much more money

388
00:16:38,787 --> 00:16:40,754
than all the other guys
on the warehouse floor?

389
00:16:40,856 --> 00:16:43,290
You're right. From now on,

390
00:16:43,392 --> 00:16:45,058
you'll make minimum wage.

391
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,828
Oh, come on!
What did I do to deserve this?

392
00:16:47,930 --> 00:16:51,164
Nothing, honey. That's the point.

393
00:16:51,266 --> 00:16:52,432
Trust me,

394
00:16:52,534 --> 00:16:53,867
this'll be great for you.

395
00:16:54,870 --> 00:16:56,636
Okay.

396
00:16:56,739 --> 00:16:58,271
Now give Mommy a kiss good night.

397
00:16:59,072 --> 00:17:00,407
Okay.

398
00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:03,243
Love you.

399
00:17:04,246 --> 00:17:05,946
Okay.

400
00:17:09,718 --> 00:17:12,085
Okay.

401
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:18,291
We really should not eat like this.

402
00:17:18,394 --> 00:17:20,427
Hey, you don't vote, you can't complain.

403
00:17:21,294 --> 00:17:22,362
I used to come here all the time.

404
00:17:22,464 --> 00:17:24,965
One year for Lent,
I gave up other restaurants.

405
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:27,034
I can see why you had a heart attack.

406
00:17:27,136 --> 00:17:29,202
Hey, that hurt my feelings.

407
00:17:29,304 --> 00:17:32,005
Excuse me while I make the pain go away.

408
00:17:33,776 --> 00:17:34,975
All better.

409
00:17:36,478 --> 00:17:38,945
You laugh, but this place got
me through some tough times.

410
00:17:39,048 --> 00:17:41,948
After my dad died,
I brought Douglas and Christina here.

411
00:17:42,051 --> 00:17:44,418
The night I found out
about Lorraine's affair,

412
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,619
I drove around for hours

413
00:17:45,721 --> 00:17:47,954
and then ended up here
at 2:00 in the morning.

414
00:17:48,593 --> 00:17:50,023
Doesn't that just make you sad?

415
00:17:50,764 --> 00:17:52,526
Okay. Hold that thought.

416
00:17:53,153 --> 00:17:54,161
Now eat one of those fries

417
00:17:54,263 --> 00:17:56,496
and try to stay sad.

418
00:18:01,270 --> 00:18:02,969
See? It's like the grease
is giving you a hug.

419
00:18:03,843 --> 00:18:05,338
Mmm. There were days

420
00:18:05,441 --> 00:18:08,275
- I could have used a place like this.
- Oh, yeah? Like when?

421
00:18:09,278 --> 00:18:11,711
- Never mind.
- Hey.

422
00:18:11,814 --> 00:18:13,413
Come on.

423
00:18:13,515 --> 00:18:16,249
We got to be able to
talk about this stuff.

424
00:18:22,621 --> 00:18:23,957
Like when my husband Tayo

425
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:26,426
said he was leaving us
to go back to Nigeria.

426
00:18:27,429 --> 00:18:29,362
That must have been rough.

427
00:18:30,365 --> 00:18:33,366
He could not find a job,
so he wanted to go back home,

428
00:18:33,469 --> 00:18:35,502
and I wanted to stay and keep trying.

429
00:18:36,638 --> 00:18:39,639
I was willing to struggle to
give Dele a better future,

430
00:18:39,741 --> 00:18:41,775
but he was not.

431
00:18:41,877 --> 00:18:43,910
He did not come here for his family.

432
00:18:44,867 --> 00:18:46,580
He came here for himself.

433
00:18:47,549 --> 00:18:49,583
I'm sorry you went through that.

434
00:18:50,419 --> 00:18:52,786
Don't be. It got me here.

435
00:18:52,888 --> 00:18:55,122
Eating chili dogs with your fiancé.

436
00:18:55,224 --> 00:18:57,357
Yes, we are engaged!

437
00:18:57,459 --> 00:18:58,758
No one sniff around.

438
00:18:59,687 --> 00:19:02,195
Don't show off the ring.
This isn't a great neighborhood.

439
00:19:11,339 --> 00:19:12,650
Hi, Kofo.

440
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,352
Hello, Christina.

441
00:19:15,531 --> 00:19:18,690
I want to apologize
for what happened in Arizona.

442
00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:21,059
Oh, it-it's okay.
I should never have gone there.

443
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,728
I'm glad you did.

444
00:19:24,633 --> 00:19:28,063
Made me realize that
what we have is special.

445
00:19:28,098 --> 00:19:31,369
Oh, no. We cannot do this.
Goodwin went through six bars

446
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,937
- of black soap.
- Shh.

447
00:19:33,909 --> 00:19:35,340
Oluwa mi o.

448
00:19:38,313 --> 00:19:39,977
Oluwa mi o!

449
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,780
Goodwin.

450
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,082
Goodwin.

451
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,249
What?

452
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,551
I am still bewitched.

453
00:19:47,509 --> 00:19:49,053
I'll get the soap.

454
00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:53,725
Your wife is a deep sleeper.

455
00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:55,193
Shh!

456
00:19:57,785 --> 00:19:59,997
_

457
00:20:06,575 --> 00:20:08,326
Welcome home, my darling.

458
00:20:08,361 --> 00:20:10,274
Oh, Kemi, I missed you so much.

459
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,189
I missed you, too.

460
00:20:12,224 --> 00:20:14,445
- You look so beautiful.
- Do I?

461
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:15,880
- Yes.
- Hmm.

462
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:18,597
And stylish. Is that new?

463
00:20:18,632 --> 00:20:19,884
This?

464
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:23,321
It is old. Very old.

465
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:27,319
What is that smell? It seems familiar.

466
00:20:27,354 --> 00:20:29,660
Elizabeth Taylor's White Diamonds.

467
00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:31,396
I think that's what Mummy wears.

468
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,931
Oh! What a coincidence.

469
00:20:34,639 --> 00:20:36,601
Would you like to see the
gifts I brought you from Paris?

470
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,670
You brought me gifts? Oh.

471
00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:40,972
You are such a good boy.

472
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,641
Anything for my mummy. I mean, my Kemi.

473
00:20:50,651 --> 00:20:53,281
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