1 00:00:08,322 --> 00:00:10,751 Previously on Bob Hearts Abishola... 2 00:00:10,853 --> 00:00:13,487 - Your husband is coming to America. - What? 3 00:00:14,631 --> 00:00:15,723 That's a nice dress. 4 00:00:15,825 --> 00:00:17,024 Tayo will like it. 5 00:00:17,126 --> 00:00:18,492 It's not for him. 6 00:00:18,594 --> 00:00:21,261 I just grabbed any old thing from the closet. 7 00:00:21,330 --> 00:00:24,565 Well, your old thing has a tag from Nordstrom's. 8 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:27,801 I did not want him to come here. 9 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:30,004 Ah, a father must see his son. 10 00:00:30,106 --> 00:00:33,007 Would you rather they eat at the Home of the Whopper? 11 00:00:33,109 --> 00:00:34,742 E kaabo, Dad. 12 00:00:34,844 --> 00:00:35,983 Look at you. 13 00:00:36,412 --> 00:00:38,045 You are a man now. 14 00:00:39,148 --> 00:00:41,448 Abishola, you look beautiful. 15 00:00:41,550 --> 00:00:44,485 This dress is old. I look the same. 16 00:00:45,154 --> 00:00:47,855 Whatever your side of the story is, you've been gone 17 00:00:47,957 --> 00:00:49,423 for eight years. 18 00:00:49,525 --> 00:00:50,824 She's with me now. 19 00:00:51,616 --> 00:00:52,693 She's moved on. 20 00:00:52,795 --> 00:00:55,295 I will be taking her back to Nigeria. 21 00:00:55,398 --> 00:00:57,998 It is time for you to move on. 22 00:00:59,477 --> 00:01:01,214 _ 23 00:01:01,883 --> 00:01:04,138 This chin chin is terrible today. 24 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:06,040 And yet you eat them as if they are going to run away. 25 00:01:06,142 --> 00:01:09,843 Ah. Terrible chin chin is still chin chin. 26 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:13,047 I see you are enjoying my daughter's cooking, Uncle. 27 00:01:13,149 --> 00:01:17,518 Oh, yes, like they were made with God's fingers. 28 00:01:18,387 --> 00:01:20,954 Great service, Pastor. 29 00:01:21,057 --> 00:01:23,390 You really gave Satan a run for his money. 30 00:01:23,492 --> 00:01:24,892 Thank you, Bob. 31 00:01:24,994 --> 00:01:26,226 Yeah, the way you jump around, 32 00:01:26,328 --> 00:01:27,461 sweating, screaming at people. 33 00:01:27,563 --> 00:01:30,397 It's like if Jesus taught a spin class. 34 00:01:30,499 --> 00:01:33,834 I accept your blasphemous compliment. 35 00:01:34,837 --> 00:01:37,905 Uh, listen, uh, can I talk to you for a second? 36 00:01:38,007 --> 00:01:39,473 Of course. 37 00:01:39,575 --> 00:01:42,810 I don't know if you know, but Abishola and I are engaged. 38 00:01:42,945 --> 00:01:44,812 Yes, I am aware of this. 39 00:01:44,914 --> 00:01:48,782 Well, technically she's still married to Tayo Adebambo. 40 00:01:48,884 --> 00:01:51,151 And I am also aware of this. 41 00:01:51,810 --> 00:01:53,287 Well, I guess you only work one day a week, 42 00:01:53,389 --> 00:01:55,756 you got plenty of time for gossip. 43 00:01:56,525 --> 00:01:58,592 That was a joke. It's-it's a bad joke. 44 00:01:59,728 --> 00:02:01,695 - Listen, you're from Nigeria. - Mm-hmm. 45 00:02:01,797 --> 00:02:03,564 Do you think you could pull any strings over there 46 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:07,634 or over here or, you know, up there? 47 00:02:07,736 --> 00:02:12,639 Bob, Colossians, chapter three, verse 18 says, 48 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:16,844 "Wives, submit to your husbands, as is fitting in the Lord." 49 00:02:16,946 --> 00:02:19,613 I appreciate your support, but you've met Abishola. 50 00:02:19,715 --> 00:02:22,282 She's not exactly the submitting type. 51 00:02:22,384 --> 00:02:24,718 I'm sorry, Bob. I don't think you understand. 52 00:02:24,820 --> 00:02:28,155 Abishola belongs with Tayo, her husband. 53 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:31,859 Yeah, but what do you know? 54 00:02:31,961 --> 00:02:33,660 I'm sorry I took so long. 55 00:02:35,965 --> 00:02:37,131 What is going on? 56 00:02:37,233 --> 00:02:38,398 Apparently 57 00:02:38,501 --> 00:02:40,567 your pastor here is Team Tayo. 58 00:02:40,669 --> 00:02:44,230 I am Team God, but, yes, God is Team Tayo. 59 00:02:44,991 --> 00:02:46,874 I have spoken to your husband, 60 00:02:46,976 --> 00:02:49,009 and he does not wish to divorce you. 61 00:02:49,111 --> 00:02:50,244 You spoke to Tayo? 62 00:02:50,346 --> 00:02:51,645 He came to me for counsel. 63 00:02:51,747 --> 00:02:53,580 When? 'Cause I tried to call you Thursday, 64 00:02:53,682 --> 00:02:56,016 and I got sent to a stupid prayer line. 65 00:02:57,095 --> 00:03:01,188 Tayo believes that you can get past this misunderstanding. 66 00:03:01,290 --> 00:03:03,724 Misunderstanding? He abandoned her. 67 00:03:03,826 --> 00:03:06,260 - Bob. - No. I guess when you sent him out for groceries, 68 00:03:06,362 --> 00:03:08,695 he thought you said, "Go back to Nigeria and take a second wife." 69 00:03:08,797 --> 00:03:10,597 It's your classic mix-up. 70 00:03:11,303 --> 00:03:12,466 Bob, please. 71 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:14,268 Thank you for taking the time to speak to us. 72 00:03:14,370 --> 00:03:15,702 We will see you next Sunday. 73 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:18,038 Yes, of course, Pastor. Goodbye. 74 00:03:21,110 --> 00:03:23,043 You're just gonna let him off the hook like that? 75 00:03:23,145 --> 00:03:24,178 Oh, he's not off the hook. 76 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,513 He will no longer be in my nightly prayers. 77 00:03:26,615 --> 00:03:28,649 Oh, you are vicious. 78 00:03:53,464 --> 00:03:55,707 I'm just saying, if you change your phone number, 79 00:03:55,742 --> 00:03:57,966 Tayo will never be able to call you. 80 00:03:58,068 --> 00:04:00,169 Can we go ten minutes without bringing him up? 81 00:04:00,271 --> 00:04:03,706 I'd love to go my whole life without bringing him up. 82 00:04:03,781 --> 00:04:05,874 But first we got to figure out how to get rid of him. 83 00:04:05,976 --> 00:04:08,811 No, I need to figure out why my new phone needs five Gs, 84 00:04:08,913 --> 00:04:11,614 when I barely use the Gs I have. 85 00:04:11,666 --> 00:04:13,666 Hello. I'm Kevin. Can I help you today? 86 00:04:13,768 --> 00:04:16,402 Yes, I would like a new, inexpensive phone. 87 00:04:16,504 --> 00:04:18,604 Tap your number in here, we can get you all set up. 88 00:04:19,353 --> 00:04:20,773 Would you like to look at our latest...? 89 00:04:20,875 --> 00:04:22,675 - No. - Okay. 90 00:04:22,777 --> 00:04:28,113 Uh, so the account's under a Mr. Adebambo. "Tay-o"? 91 00:04:28,216 --> 00:04:29,782 "Tie-o"? Am I saying that right? 92 00:04:29,884 --> 00:04:31,650 You're saying it enough. 93 00:04:31,752 --> 00:04:33,152 You're still on his phone plan? 94 00:04:33,254 --> 00:04:35,120 It saves money when Dele talks to him. 95 00:04:35,223 --> 00:04:36,355 I see. 96 00:04:36,457 --> 00:04:38,190 Bob, that's all that it is. 97 00:04:38,292 --> 00:04:40,025 Well, what if you join my family plan? 98 00:04:40,127 --> 00:04:41,760 I don't know that we can be on your family plan 99 00:04:41,862 --> 00:04:43,128 if we're not family. 100 00:04:43,231 --> 00:04:44,296 But we will be. 101 00:04:45,466 --> 00:04:47,933 But we will be. 102 00:04:48,035 --> 00:04:51,370 - Yes, we will. - I don't know if this helps, but 103 00:04:51,439 --> 00:04:53,405 you don't have to be family to be on a family plan. 104 00:04:53,507 --> 00:04:54,773 You could just be friends. 105 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:56,842 Doesn't help, Kevin. 106 00:04:57,778 --> 00:04:59,478 I told you this was not going to be easy. 107 00:04:59,580 --> 00:05:01,180 I understand. I just feel like 108 00:05:01,282 --> 00:05:03,282 I'm the only one fighting for us. 109 00:05:03,384 --> 00:05:05,851 Just because I do not scream at my pastor or make a scene 110 00:05:05,953 --> 00:05:08,187 at a cell phone store does not mean I'm not fighting. 111 00:05:08,289 --> 00:05:09,722 I'm not making a scene. 112 00:05:09,824 --> 00:05:12,358 - Am I making a scene, Kevin? - Uh... 113 00:05:12,460 --> 00:05:14,627 Oh, now you got nothing to say. 114 00:05:14,729 --> 00:05:16,862 Kevin, I do not want friends, I do not want family. 115 00:05:16,964 --> 00:05:17,996 I want my own plan. 116 00:05:17,999 --> 00:05:19,398 It's gonna cost a little extra. 117 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:21,467 I do not care. I will pay it. 118 00:05:21,569 --> 00:05:23,068 Wow. You really are mad. 119 00:05:27,446 --> 00:05:29,889 _ 120 00:05:30,901 --> 00:05:32,911 Hello? Hello? Who is it? 121 00:05:33,014 --> 00:05:36,081 E karo, Mommy. It's me. My name is on the screen. 122 00:05:36,183 --> 00:05:38,517 Oh, Abishola. 123 00:05:38,619 --> 00:05:40,452 I think you need to adjust your camera. 124 00:05:40,554 --> 00:05:41,987 I can only see your hair. 125 00:05:42,089 --> 00:05:44,657 It must be a problem with your computer. 126 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:46,825 My computer is fine. 127 00:05:46,927 --> 00:05:49,428 Are you talking back to me? 128 00:05:50,067 --> 00:05:52,231 Sorry, Mommy. Your hair looks nice. 129 00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:54,433 I have a new girl doing my wigs. 130 00:05:54,535 --> 00:05:58,937 The old one was using yak hair and charging human hair prices. 131 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:01,507 Uh, Mommy, I wanted to talk to you about Tayo. 132 00:06:01,609 --> 00:06:04,143 Ah. I have heard all about it. 133 00:06:04,245 --> 00:06:05,277 Well done. 134 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:06,912 Well done? 135 00:06:07,014 --> 00:06:09,615 Getting engaged to force Tayo to come back for you. 136 00:06:09,717 --> 00:06:11,917 Very clever. 137 00:06:12,731 --> 00:06:14,286 No, I still want to marry Bob. 138 00:06:14,388 --> 00:06:15,721 Don't be stupid. 139 00:06:15,823 --> 00:06:17,423 You already have a husband, 140 00:06:17,525 --> 00:06:19,291 and you two are very happy together. 141 00:06:19,393 --> 00:06:20,559 But we are not. 142 00:06:20,661 --> 00:06:22,861 But I have told people you are. 143 00:06:22,963 --> 00:06:25,364 - Why? - To protect your reputation. 144 00:06:25,466 --> 00:06:26,965 My reputation is fine. 145 00:06:27,068 --> 00:06:28,667 Because of my lies. 146 00:06:30,293 --> 00:06:32,018 _ 147 00:06:34,947 --> 00:06:36,041 You wanted to see us? 148 00:06:36,143 --> 00:06:39,078 Yeah. Come on in. Shut the door. Have a seat. 149 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:41,914 Listen, we've got a situation. 150 00:06:42,016 --> 00:06:43,482 Is this about the vending machine? 151 00:06:43,584 --> 00:06:45,651 It gave me double Cheetos. There was nothing I could do. 152 00:06:46,477 --> 00:06:47,653 This isn't about work. 153 00:06:48,279 --> 00:06:50,989 We need to talk to you as friends of the family. 154 00:06:51,092 --> 00:06:53,292 Oh. Okay. 155 00:06:56,445 --> 00:06:58,630 - Please proceed. - As you know, 156 00:06:58,733 --> 00:07:01,734 Abishola's husband is causing some issues. 157 00:07:01,836 --> 00:07:03,135 The dude can't take a hint. 158 00:07:03,204 --> 00:07:04,837 She's the best thing that ever happened to Bob, 159 00:07:04,939 --> 00:07:07,840 to us, and-and we can't lose her. 160 00:07:07,942 --> 00:07:09,208 From what I understand, 161 00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:11,310 her husband will never grant her a divorce. 162 00:07:11,412 --> 00:07:14,680 Exactly. So what are we gonna do about it? 163 00:07:16,225 --> 00:07:18,226 - We? - You guys are Nigerian. 164 00:07:18,261 --> 00:07:20,953 You know how this stuff works. What can we do? 165 00:07:21,055 --> 00:07:23,088 - Legally? - Or... 166 00:07:24,725 --> 00:07:26,825 ...illegally. 167 00:07:26,927 --> 00:07:28,694 Put your vest on. 168 00:07:28,796 --> 00:07:30,662 Take it easy. We're just 169 00:07:30,765 --> 00:07:32,765 trying to help out Bob and Abishola. 170 00:07:32,867 --> 00:07:35,434 I think my solution still has some merit. 171 00:07:35,536 --> 00:07:37,536 Knock it off with that cockamamie idea. 172 00:07:37,638 --> 00:07:39,605 Maybe we should let the Nigerians decide 173 00:07:39,707 --> 00:07:41,106 what's cockamamie. 174 00:07:41,208 --> 00:07:42,441 Fine. 175 00:07:45,012 --> 00:07:48,680 Goodwin, Kofo, as you know, 176 00:07:48,783 --> 00:07:51,216 Nigerians are a noble, 177 00:07:51,318 --> 00:07:54,887 honorable people with high moral standards. 178 00:07:56,056 --> 00:07:58,056 We'd like to exploit that. 179 00:07:59,493 --> 00:08:02,728 Operation Secret Stork is a two-part process. 180 00:08:02,863 --> 00:08:06,198 Abishola pretends to be pregnant with Bob's child. 181 00:08:06,233 --> 00:08:08,067 We get a phony pee stick, 182 00:08:08,102 --> 00:08:10,302 counterfeit sonograms, the works. 183 00:08:10,404 --> 00:08:14,173 And Tayo, so disgusted by his wife's sins of the flesh, 184 00:08:14,275 --> 00:08:16,275 demands a divorce. 185 00:08:18,167 --> 00:08:20,012 Thoughts? 186 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:25,617 - Kofo? - No, you go right ahead. 187 00:08:26,687 --> 00:08:29,288 So, you would destroy this woman's reputation 188 00:08:29,390 --> 00:08:31,857 and standing within her family and community? 189 00:08:33,622 --> 00:08:34,793 Yes. 190 00:08:35,830 --> 00:08:39,064 But she'd have us. 191 00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:40,332 Kofo? 192 00:08:40,434 --> 00:08:42,100 I-I think what Goodwin is trying to say is, 193 00:08:42,203 --> 00:08:43,769 while your heart is in the right place, 194 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:45,737 your actions are beyond reprehensible. 195 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,573 See? Cockamamie! 196 00:08:47,675 --> 00:08:50,008 Okay, but if we took out 197 00:08:50,110 --> 00:08:52,411 the morality, put it in a box, 198 00:08:52,513 --> 00:08:54,980 buried that box in a little shame hole, 199 00:08:55,751 --> 00:08:57,516 - would the plan work? - I suppose in theory 200 00:08:57,618 --> 00:08:59,418 - it could, but... - Thank you! 201 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,854 But her family may never speak to her again. 202 00:09:01,956 --> 00:09:04,890 Well, that will be okay, because she's our family now! 203 00:09:06,307 --> 00:09:08,461 _ 204 00:09:08,796 --> 00:09:10,462 When my son sat me down, 205 00:09:10,564 --> 00:09:13,866 I thought he was gonna tell me he was gay or Republican. 206 00:09:15,063 --> 00:09:17,936 - Which one is he? - Neither. He's in love. 207 00:09:18,038 --> 00:09:19,905 - With a man? - No, with a woman. 208 00:09:20,007 --> 00:09:22,341 Ugh. Boring. 209 00:09:23,077 --> 00:09:25,310 Tell your son not to rush into marriage. 210 00:09:25,412 --> 00:09:27,980 He will end up disappointed, feeling foolish, 211 00:09:28,082 --> 00:09:29,314 and most likely alone. 212 00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:32,384 Who tinkled on your toast? 213 00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:37,122 Tayo. He left a trail of tinkle all around Detroit. 214 00:09:37,224 --> 00:09:39,658 It was stupid of me to think this could work. 215 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:41,560 Why'd I say yes? 216 00:09:41,662 --> 00:09:43,262 Why did I give Bob hope? 217 00:09:45,147 --> 00:09:46,732 Sorry, you said "Bob Hope." 218 00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:48,934 Yes. She has given Bob hope. 219 00:09:49,036 --> 00:09:51,136 And soon Bob's hope will be dead. 220 00:09:51,665 --> 00:09:53,605 He already is. Get it? 221 00:09:55,109 --> 00:09:56,542 Never mind, never mind. 222 00:09:57,111 --> 00:09:59,177 Bob does not understand. 223 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:00,312 No matter what we do, 224 00:10:00,414 --> 00:10:02,180 Tayo is not going to change his mind. 225 00:10:02,283 --> 00:10:03,348 Of course he's not. 226 00:10:03,450 --> 00:10:05,317 He's that stubborn? Is he a Taurus? 227 00:10:05,419 --> 00:10:07,319 He's Nigerian. 228 00:10:07,421 --> 00:10:09,388 And a Taurus. 229 00:10:10,391 --> 00:10:12,491 Nigerians can be very headstrong. 230 00:10:12,593 --> 00:10:14,326 And vindictive. 231 00:10:14,428 --> 00:10:15,961 I had a friend whose cousin stole 232 00:10:16,063 --> 00:10:19,164 her recipes and opened a successful catering business. 233 00:10:19,266 --> 00:10:22,134 My friend then sent her cousin a tainted box of cilantro, 234 00:10:22,236 --> 00:10:25,494 which gave all of her clients violent dysentery. 235 00:10:25,529 --> 00:10:26,538 Damn. 236 00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:30,309 Wait, doesn't your cousin have a catering business? 237 00:10:31,312 --> 00:10:33,412 Not anymore. 238 00:10:36,652 --> 00:10:38,793 _ 239 00:10:42,145 --> 00:10:45,113 - Bob. - Kaale, Tayo. I'd like to introduce you 240 00:10:45,148 --> 00:10:46,658 to my attorney Arnie Goldfischer. 241 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,560 Pleasure. 242 00:10:49,747 --> 00:10:50,915 What's going on? 243 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:52,864 I tried playing this the Nigerian way, 244 00:10:52,933 --> 00:10:54,533 but now we're gonna play it the American way. 245 00:10:54,635 --> 00:10:57,336 Whoever has the most expensive lawyer wins. 246 00:10:57,438 --> 00:10:59,471 And I'm very expensive. 247 00:11:04,629 --> 00:11:06,700 _ 248 00:11:07,107 --> 00:11:09,674 How did you know I would be here? 249 00:11:09,776 --> 00:11:11,142 Took a wild guess. 250 00:11:11,244 --> 00:11:13,945 We also came yesterday... you never showed up. 251 00:11:14,047 --> 00:11:16,448 Oh, I love this soup. It's very spicy. 252 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:19,918 Cleared me right out, but in a good way. 253 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:21,119 Do you mind? 254 00:11:22,122 --> 00:11:23,154 Sorry. Um... 255 00:11:23,705 --> 00:11:24,723 Listen... 256 00:11:24,825 --> 00:11:26,191 Mr. Adebambo, 257 00:11:26,293 --> 00:11:28,393 my client is ready to go to great lengths 258 00:11:28,495 --> 00:11:31,830 to acquire the legal documentation from Nigeria 259 00:11:31,932 --> 00:11:33,031 to render your marriage 260 00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:36,968 to Mrs. Abishola Adebambo null and void. 261 00:11:37,039 --> 00:11:38,803 We're not messing around, Tayo. 262 00:11:38,905 --> 00:11:40,972 We're willing to do whatever it takes. 263 00:11:42,153 --> 00:11:43,808 I see. Well, 264 00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:46,645 perhaps you will be needing to speak with my lawyer 265 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,647 Kitoye Afolabe. 266 00:11:50,207 --> 00:11:51,216 Spicy? 267 00:11:51,218 --> 00:11:53,051 No, he's a good lawyer. 268 00:11:53,153 --> 00:11:55,887 - You know him? - He's presented at international court. 269 00:11:55,989 --> 00:11:57,756 Everyone knows Afolabe. 270 00:11:59,092 --> 00:12:01,893 Perhaps this will not be as easy as you thought. 271 00:12:01,995 --> 00:12:04,729 Okay, okay, so we both have bigwig lawyers. 272 00:12:04,831 --> 00:12:06,731 No, his is bigger. Literally. 273 00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:08,667 You know, they wear those powdered wigs. 274 00:12:09,157 --> 00:12:11,670 I think it's left over from the English? 275 00:12:12,422 --> 00:12:13,471 It is. 276 00:12:14,350 --> 00:12:16,541 Maybe you should try dipping your fufu in there. 277 00:12:16,643 --> 00:12:18,910 All right, listen! 278 00:12:19,012 --> 00:12:20,945 Nobody wants us to spend a bunch of money 279 00:12:21,048 --> 00:12:22,747 tying this up in court. 280 00:12:25,252 --> 00:12:27,952 That time it was spicy. 281 00:12:28,955 --> 00:12:32,157 The point is, maybe we can try something else. 282 00:12:32,707 --> 00:12:35,527 How much would it take for you to just let her go? 283 00:12:37,364 --> 00:12:40,098 So you are trying to bribe me into leaving my wife? 284 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,867 What's the big deal? First time you did it for free. 285 00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,236 Let me ask you something, Bob. 286 00:12:45,338 --> 00:12:48,573 How much would it cost for you to leave Abishola? 287 00:12:48,675 --> 00:12:50,575 You don't have that kind of money, pal. 288 00:12:50,677 --> 00:12:51,686 Ah... 289 00:12:51,778 --> 00:12:53,678 so you do have a number. 290 00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:55,413 Because I do not. 291 00:12:55,515 --> 00:12:57,950 No, I-I don't have a number either. 292 00:12:57,956 --> 00:13:00,318 But you see a Black man and assume that 293 00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:02,353 - you can just buy him off. - Okay. 294 00:13:02,456 --> 00:13:04,155 Hold on, this isn't a race thing. 295 00:13:04,257 --> 00:13:06,391 If you were white, I'd still be trying to buy you off. 296 00:13:06,493 --> 00:13:09,233 I'll buy off the lawyer, the judge, whatever it takes. 297 00:13:09,268 --> 00:13:10,562 What?! 298 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:16,435 Okay, evidently I should not have said any of that. 299 00:13:16,436 --> 00:13:18,543 _ 300 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,505 This isn't over. Not by a long shot. 301 00:13:20,607 --> 00:13:22,207 We'll go to international court. 302 00:13:22,309 --> 00:13:23,842 Do you know any Nigerian lawyers? 303 00:13:23,944 --> 00:13:25,744 - No. - Well, we'll find one. 304 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:27,646 And if we have to go there, we'll go there. 305 00:13:27,748 --> 00:13:29,014 We'll make a trip out of it. 306 00:13:29,116 --> 00:13:30,682 We'll have to find different accommodations. 307 00:13:30,784 --> 00:13:32,984 My family will not allow us in their homes. 308 00:13:33,086 --> 00:13:35,420 - Really? - Really, but I do not care. 309 00:13:35,522 --> 00:13:37,956 I do not need my family or my church's blessings. 310 00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:40,258 We're going to fight this even if it takes years and years. 311 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,893 Damn right. 312 00:13:46,733 --> 00:13:50,101 Or... we could just be happy. 313 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:52,637 What? 314 00:13:53,317 --> 00:13:55,373 You're here with me, and I'm here with you. 315 00:13:55,476 --> 00:13:57,509 What are we fighting for? We already won. 316 00:13:59,346 --> 00:14:01,146 But this is important to you. 317 00:14:01,248 --> 00:14:05,283 It is, but it's not what's most important. 318 00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:11,690 It was going to be a nice wedding. 319 00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:14,926 Yeah. You would have made a lovely bride. 320 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:17,729 And we know I can wear the hell out of a tux. 321 00:14:17,831 --> 00:14:19,798 Yes, you can. 322 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,367 Uncle Tunde and Dele were going to walk me down the aisle. 323 00:14:22,469 --> 00:14:24,803 I like that. That's sweet. 324 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:29,808 Mm. And there were going to be so many flowers. 325 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,743 - Calla lilies? - You remembered. 326 00:14:31,845 --> 00:14:34,312 See? I listen sometimes. 327 00:14:34,414 --> 00:14:35,714 We'd seal the deal with a buffet 328 00:14:35,816 --> 00:14:38,583 so people could stuff themself on fufu. 329 00:14:38,685 --> 00:14:40,519 - No buffet. - Really? 330 00:14:40,601 --> 00:14:41,620 Uh-uh. 331 00:14:41,622 --> 00:14:43,388 This is a wedding, not a Sizzler. 332 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:47,526 Sit-down, served dinner. 333 00:14:47,628 --> 00:14:49,628 Deal. 334 00:14:49,730 --> 00:14:51,696 Well, we may not have a wedding, 335 00:14:51,798 --> 00:14:54,232 but I found our song. 336 00:14:54,334 --> 00:14:56,735 I am not dancing to your Bob Seger. 337 00:14:57,819 --> 00:14:59,337 I understand why you'd say that, 338 00:14:59,439 --> 00:15:01,506 but it's something else. 339 00:15:09,983 --> 00:15:12,717 ♪ Love don't care who you be... ♪ 340 00:15:12,819 --> 00:15:16,421 - I like this, but this would not have been my first choice. - No? 341 00:15:16,523 --> 00:15:18,356 You wanted that Bob Seger, huh? 342 00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:21,726 ♪ Love don't care who you know ♪ 343 00:15:21,828 --> 00:15:23,094 ♪ Watin you get, oh ♪ 344 00:15:23,196 --> 00:15:26,131 ♪ Love don't care at all. ♪ 345 00:15:38,345 --> 00:15:40,646 Are you sure I need to come every week? 346 00:15:40,687 --> 00:15:42,214 It is important for us to show we have 347 00:15:42,266 --> 00:15:44,950 - nothing to be ashamed of. - I mean, I got plenty to be ashamed of. 348 00:15:45,052 --> 00:15:48,086 You know I used to smoke cigars and wear a little porkpie hat? 349 00:15:48,221 --> 00:15:50,655 It's a joke. When I'm anxious, I make jokes. 350 00:15:50,757 --> 00:15:53,925 I cannot believe I agreed to not marry you. 351 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,499 How long is he gonna be here? 352 00:16:01,568 --> 00:16:03,902 Too long. Dele, come. 353 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,337 We're going to get our seats. 354 00:16:05,439 --> 00:16:06,838 What was he saying? 355 00:16:06,940 --> 00:16:09,256 I don't know. I was pretending to understand. 356 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,977 I'm about to do a lot of that right in here. 357 00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:16,448 E karo, Uncle Tunde, Auntie Olu. 358 00:16:16,550 --> 00:16:18,450 So good to see you on this fine morning. 359 00:16:18,552 --> 00:16:20,437 I see that you are still here. 360 00:16:20,554 --> 00:16:21,686 Where else would I be? 361 00:16:21,788 --> 00:16:24,255 In Nigeria, with your second family. 362 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,083 I'm sure they miss you. 363 00:16:26,593 --> 00:16:29,594 Yes, well, I have family here, too. 364 00:16:29,696 --> 00:16:32,998 Really? Oh, I would love to meet them. 365 00:16:34,019 --> 00:16:35,133 Is there something wrong? 366 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,035 Nothing is wrong. 367 00:16:37,137 --> 00:16:38,870 Tunde, remind me, 368 00:16:38,972 --> 00:16:40,772 where was he eight years ago? 369 00:16:41,631 --> 00:16:42,674 Not here. 370 00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:44,609 What about two years ago? 371 00:16:44,711 --> 00:16:46,111 Still not here. 372 00:16:46,824 --> 00:16:49,714 But this year, Abishola found Bob, 373 00:16:49,816 --> 00:16:51,383 a man she loves. 374 00:16:51,485 --> 00:16:54,486 And poof! Here he is. 375 00:16:55,656 --> 00:16:57,989 You are like a child who has discarded a toy 376 00:16:58,091 --> 00:17:00,191 and then begins whining for it 377 00:17:00,293 --> 00:17:02,360 when another child shows interest. 378 00:17:02,462 --> 00:17:06,564 Like a baby-baby, who has stuck his head in gravy. 379 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,701 I appreciate your guidance, 380 00:17:09,803 --> 00:17:12,003 but Abishola and I have a son together. 381 00:17:12,105 --> 00:17:14,572 And what sort of an example are you setting for him? 382 00:17:14,675 --> 00:17:17,409 I am showing him he should go after what he wants. 383 00:17:17,511 --> 00:17:19,811 Even if what he wants does not want him? 384 00:17:20,752 --> 00:17:22,247 You are making me seem desperate. 385 00:17:22,349 --> 00:17:25,417 You are making you seem desperate. 386 00:17:26,853 --> 00:17:28,219 Well, there are plenty of women who would love 387 00:17:28,321 --> 00:17:30,255 to be with a successful man like me. 388 00:17:30,357 --> 00:17:33,992 Then maybe you should go wait for them at their church. 389 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,928 Oh, my wonderful wife, 390 00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:38,863 you have castrated him with your words. 391 00:17:38,965 --> 00:17:40,298 Snip, snip. 392 00:17:44,754 --> 00:17:48,040 I just do not understand what made him send this text. 393 00:17:48,075 --> 00:17:49,201 Let me see it. 394 00:17:50,905 --> 00:17:52,004 "You've changed... 395 00:17:53,484 --> 00:17:55,941 "Many women want me... 396 00:17:56,043 --> 00:17:58,877 I can do a hundred push-ups." 397 00:17:58,979 --> 00:18:00,279 Is that a text from Tayo? 398 00:18:00,381 --> 00:18:02,848 Yes. I believe he no longer wants to be married to me. 399 00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:04,116 Ah. 400 00:18:04,218 --> 00:18:05,918 So he just suddenly changed his mind? 401 00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:09,788 What an unexpected turn of events. 402 00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:12,224 It is very odd. Nigerians do not change their minds. 403 00:18:13,066 --> 00:18:14,927 I'll bet you I scared him off with Goldfischer. 404 00:18:15,029 --> 00:18:17,396 - It was not a goldfish. - Uh-uh. 405 00:18:17,498 --> 00:18:19,665 God must have heard your prayers. 406 00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:24,403 And sent an angel to whisper in Tayo's ear. 407 00:18:25,297 --> 00:18:26,738 So we're actually doing this. 408 00:18:27,622 --> 00:18:30,114 - You're gonna be Mrs Abishola Wheeler. - Mm. 409 00:18:30,135 --> 00:18:34,537 Or you could take my family name and be Bob Odegbami. 410 00:18:34,639 --> 00:18:35,972 Ode-bami? 411 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,440 Odegbami. 412 00:18:37,542 --> 00:18:39,709 Ode-bami. 413 00:18:39,811 --> 00:18:42,578 Odegbami. 414 00:18:42,681 --> 00:18:45,615 All right, if I can't say it, we can't do it. 415 00:18:54,352 --> 00:18:56,456 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com