1 00:00:09,247 --> 00:00:11,075 All right, Mr. Wheeler, I'm justrecording your resting levels 2 00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:14,339 so we have a baseline before the stress test. 3 00:00:14,383 --> 00:00:17,081 Right, then you make me run till my heart explodes. 4 00:00:18,126 --> 00:00:19,301 We won't let that happen. 5 00:00:19,344 --> 00:00:21,999 I'm no doctor, but it seems a little weird 6 00:00:22,043 --> 00:00:24,132 that you try to kill me to see if I'm gonna die. 7 00:00:25,220 --> 00:00:26,221 I promise you're safe. 8 00:00:26,264 --> 00:00:27,831 This is standard protocol. 9 00:00:27,874 --> 00:00:30,094 Yeah, well, at one point, so were leeches. 10 00:00:30,138 --> 00:00:31,574 That's true. 11 00:00:31,617 --> 00:00:33,097 There was a time where if I camein here with a headache, 12 00:00:33,141 --> 00:00:34,968 you'd give me a spoonful of heroin. 13 00:00:35,012 --> 00:00:36,709 Those were the days, huh? 14 00:00:38,059 --> 00:00:40,191 Whenever you're ready. 15 00:00:40,235 --> 00:00:43,020 Just saying you don't need to know if I can do this because 16 00:00:43,064 --> 00:00:45,283 I'm never gonna do this. The last time I ran 17 00:00:45,327 --> 00:00:47,981 was to catch a flight in 2004. 18 00:00:48,025 --> 00:00:49,809 Turns out they changed the gate. 19 00:00:49,853 --> 00:00:51,376 You know what, if you want to hear the rest 20 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:53,030 of this story,you got to slow this thing down. 21 00:00:58,166 --> 00:01:01,343 It seems like they stress you out on purpose so you'll fail 22 00:01:01,386 --> 00:01:03,954 and they can put you on expensive drugs. 23 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:05,260 [laughing]: Don't be ridiculous! 24 00:01:05,303 --> 00:01:07,958 Mm-hmm. 25 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:09,264 When were yougoing to tell me 26 00:01:09,307 --> 00:01:10,917 about the resultsof your blood work? 27 00:01:10,961 --> 00:01:14,747 You opened my medical records onyour phone-- isn't that illegal? 28 00:01:14,791 --> 00:01:16,271 Only if she shows them to someone else. 29 00:01:18,142 --> 00:01:20,013 Oh, my! 30 00:01:20,057 --> 00:01:23,016 The doctor said I'm doing great-- I'm down 30 pounds, 31 00:01:23,060 --> 00:01:25,280 my blood pressure's good.Your cholesterol is too high. 32 00:01:25,323 --> 00:01:27,064 It's borderlinehigh. 33 00:01:27,108 --> 00:01:28,109 It's a big difference. 34 00:01:29,284 --> 00:01:30,937 You havea lot more work to do. 35 00:01:30,981 --> 00:01:33,984 Well, not everything's gonna be perfect-- I'm like a used car. 36 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:36,073 Been through some valve replacements, 37 00:01:36,117 --> 00:01:37,335 had an aftermarket stent put in. 38 00:01:37,379 --> 00:01:39,032 You overheat easily. 39 00:01:39,076 --> 00:01:41,078 Plenty of room in the back. 40 00:01:41,122 --> 00:01:43,341 The point is, I'm still running. 41 00:01:43,385 --> 00:01:44,951 I see. 42 00:01:44,995 --> 00:01:46,127 And still runningis good enough. 43 00:01:46,170 --> 00:01:47,128 I think so. 44 00:01:50,087 --> 00:01:52,394 But I am wrong. 45 00:01:52,437 --> 00:01:54,352 ["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola playing] 46 00:02:17,114 --> 00:02:18,768 Thank you allfor coming. 47 00:02:18,811 --> 00:02:21,118 Believe it or not, I was gonna be here anyway. 48 00:02:21,162 --> 00:02:22,772 Abishola thought we should talk, 49 00:02:22,815 --> 00:02:24,643 because there's some things I'm gonna need your help with. 50 00:02:24,687 --> 00:02:26,993 Excuse me. 51 00:02:27,037 --> 00:02:29,082 Bob had a doctor'sappointment... 52 00:02:29,126 --> 00:02:30,910 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 53 00:02:30,954 --> 00:02:33,043 Christina, I'm fine.Oh, thank God. 54 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:35,828 You are not fine.Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 55 00:02:35,872 --> 00:02:37,874 Before we getall worked up, 56 00:02:37,917 --> 00:02:39,919 what religionwas this doctor? 57 00:02:39,963 --> 00:02:41,094 Mom. What? 58 00:02:41,138 --> 00:02:44,097 In this case, being Jewish is a plus. 59 00:02:44,141 --> 00:02:47,188 Bob's annual checkup showedsome things that can improve. 60 00:02:47,231 --> 00:02:49,102 Things we canall help with. 61 00:02:49,146 --> 00:02:50,887 Either that's a long walk from the fridge 62 00:02:50,930 --> 00:02:52,802 or I'm real thirsty. 63 00:02:52,845 --> 00:02:54,978 I'm gonna get a refill. 64 00:02:55,021 --> 00:02:56,719 Anybody? No? 65 00:02:56,762 --> 00:02:58,808 [grunts]Douglas... 66 00:02:58,851 --> 00:03:02,028 you can help us by havingless alcohol in the house. 67 00:03:02,072 --> 00:03:04,030 Hey, I'm drinking 'em as fast as I can. 68 00:03:04,074 --> 00:03:06,032 Also there's fartoo much junk food. 69 00:03:06,076 --> 00:03:07,947 On it. 70 00:03:07,991 --> 00:03:09,210 I get it, Bob. 71 00:03:09,253 --> 00:03:10,863 I know what it's like to have food issues 72 00:03:10,907 --> 00:03:12,125 and not feel supported. 73 00:03:12,169 --> 00:03:16,217 Hey, when you're skinny,I'm very supportive. 74 00:03:16,260 --> 00:03:18,958 It is important for Bobto manage his stress. 75 00:03:19,002 --> 00:03:20,308 And with the chaosof his homelife... 76 00:03:20,351 --> 00:03:22,223 Chaos?Chaos. 77 00:03:23,267 --> 00:03:25,051 Between thatand running the company, 78 00:03:25,095 --> 00:03:26,836 Bob is dealingwith a lot. 79 00:03:26,879 --> 00:03:29,186 Well, if he needs a break,I'd be happy to step up. 80 00:03:29,230 --> 00:03:31,014 [laughs] And by "step up," 81 00:03:31,057 --> 00:03:33,146 do you mean "do actual work"? 82 00:03:33,190 --> 00:03:34,844 And what is it you do? 83 00:03:34,887 --> 00:03:36,149 I'm on the floor with the guys 84 00:03:36,193 --> 00:03:37,716 making this company run. 85 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,022 CHRISTINA: Mom put you there 86 00:03:39,065 --> 00:03:41,285 on a time-out, and suddenlyyou're Joe Six-Pack? 87 00:03:41,329 --> 00:03:44,114 Or should I say 12-pack? 88 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:46,377 This isn't about me! 89 00:03:46,421 --> 00:03:50,076 Sweetie, it's a chance for him to get another perspective. 90 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,078 Like when you go to crazy camp. 91 00:03:52,122 --> 00:03:53,863 Don't call it that! 92 00:03:53,906 --> 00:03:55,908 Well, make up your mind, you won't let me call it 93 00:03:55,952 --> 00:03:57,083 Camp Bananas. 94 00:03:58,346 --> 00:04:00,130 DOTTIE: What's wrong with you two? 95 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:02,480 DOUGLAS: You're breaking all the chips, Christina! 96 00:04:02,524 --> 00:04:04,134 [arguing continues]You were right, that helped a lot. 97 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:06,136 I'm shocked they're not dead already. 98 00:04:09,748 --> 00:04:11,315 Thank you for driving me home. 99 00:04:11,359 --> 00:04:13,143 Are you kidding? I would've driven to Anchorage, Alaska 100 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:15,319 to get away from my family. 101 00:04:15,363 --> 00:04:16,973 Hey. 102 00:04:17,016 --> 00:04:18,757 What if we called in sick to work tomorrow? 103 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:20,106 Uh, but I'm not sick. 104 00:04:20,150 --> 00:04:21,194 We'd be playing hooky. 105 00:04:21,238 --> 00:04:22,979 "Hooky"? 106 00:04:23,022 --> 00:04:23,936 It's an American game-- you'll love it. 107 00:04:25,373 --> 00:04:27,113 Come on, you want me to reduce my stress, 108 00:04:27,157 --> 00:04:28,985 and I can think of no better way of doing that 109 00:04:29,028 --> 00:04:31,335 than spending a stolen day with the woman I love. 110 00:04:31,379 --> 00:04:33,206 That is very poetic. 111 00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:34,773 Well, that's the side of me you don't know. 112 00:04:34,817 --> 00:04:36,079 The poet. 113 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:40,344 [both grunting] 114 00:04:40,388 --> 00:04:42,825 Oh, thank goodness you are here! 115 00:04:42,868 --> 00:04:45,131 Tunde lost the remote in the couch. 116 00:04:45,175 --> 00:04:48,004 Ah, spit it out. Spit it out! 117 00:04:48,047 --> 00:04:50,223 Pick me up at 8:00. 118 00:04:50,267 --> 00:04:52,138 The channel changed-- I am close. 119 00:04:52,182 --> 00:04:54,010 I'll be here at 7:00. 120 00:04:57,187 --> 00:04:59,145 [indistinct chatter] 121 00:05:08,024 --> 00:05:09,242 Hey. 122 00:05:09,286 --> 00:05:11,070 Hello, Ms. Wheeler. 123 00:05:11,114 --> 00:05:13,943 Goodwin, Kofo, do you mind if I 124 00:05:13,986 --> 00:05:16,293 chill down here with you guys? 125 00:05:16,337 --> 00:05:19,122 Watch you work, grok your process? 126 00:05:19,165 --> 00:05:20,123 Okay. 127 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:21,298 "Grok"? 128 00:05:22,343 --> 00:05:23,344 Kofo? 129 00:05:23,387 --> 00:05:26,172 How long has it been since anyone 130 00:05:26,216 --> 00:05:30,046 from up there has said to you from an asset-based lens, 131 00:05:30,089 --> 00:05:33,136 "Hey, Kofo, I value you"? 132 00:05:33,179 --> 00:05:34,920 Never. Hmm. 133 00:05:34,964 --> 00:05:36,400 And you, Goodwin? 134 00:05:36,444 --> 00:05:39,360 Has anyone here celebrated your strengths? 135 00:05:39,403 --> 00:05:41,274 And said, "If you weren't here today, 136 00:05:41,318 --> 00:05:43,320 this box wouldn't get packed"? 137 00:05:43,364 --> 00:05:45,017 Kofo would just do it. 138 00:05:45,061 --> 00:05:47,150 Yes, I would just do it. 139 00:05:47,193 --> 00:05:48,412 Of course you would, 140 00:05:48,456 --> 00:05:51,284 because you are our heartbeat. 141 00:05:51,328 --> 00:05:53,286 And management has tried 142 00:05:53,330 --> 00:05:56,289 to cut off MaxDot's heart from its brain. 143 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:58,117 Not that you two don't 144 00:05:58,161 --> 00:06:01,207 have brains-- uh, I apologize for implying that. 145 00:06:01,251 --> 00:06:02,992 I own it. 146 00:06:03,035 --> 00:06:05,386 I shower in my shame. 147 00:06:05,429 --> 00:06:06,561 What's going on? 148 00:06:06,604 --> 00:06:08,389 I have no idea. 149 00:06:08,432 --> 00:06:09,390 [laughs] Douglas. 150 00:06:09,433 --> 00:06:11,522 Now that you're here 151 00:06:11,566 --> 00:06:13,394 on the floor as a worker, 152 00:06:13,437 --> 00:06:16,919 uh, what can I do as your boss to make your life better? 153 00:06:16,962 --> 00:06:18,224 My boss? 154 00:06:18,268 --> 00:06:19,835 Mm, I loathe 155 00:06:19,878 --> 00:06:21,227 that title, but I find "superior" 156 00:06:21,271 --> 00:06:23,360 a little condescending. 157 00:06:23,404 --> 00:06:25,884 You're not my boss or my superior. 158 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:27,277 [laughs] 159 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,496 Yes, I am. 160 00:06:28,539 --> 00:06:29,540 To both. 161 00:06:29,584 --> 00:06:31,890 Okay, technically. 162 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:34,284 No, not technically. 163 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:36,286 For reals. 164 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,984 I am your boss. 165 00:06:40,377 --> 00:06:42,858 I mean, just look at what you're wearing. 166 00:06:42,901 --> 00:06:45,077 Vest, vest, 167 00:06:45,121 --> 00:06:47,428 vest. 168 00:06:47,471 --> 00:06:49,342 Turtleneck. 169 00:06:49,386 --> 00:06:51,214 [whispers]: Like a boss. 170 00:06:53,303 --> 00:06:54,957 Like a fart face. 171 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,046 [laughs] 172 00:06:57,089 --> 00:06:58,439 Don't call me that. 173 00:06:58,482 --> 00:07:00,136 Call you what? 174 00:07:00,179 --> 00:07:01,180 Fart face? 175 00:07:01,224 --> 00:07:02,268 [laughs] 176 00:07:02,312 --> 00:07:04,532 I am so sorry. 177 00:07:04,575 --> 00:07:08,274 Okay, I'm gonna distance myself from this energy. 178 00:07:08,318 --> 00:07:12,061 Goodwin, Kofo, my door is always open to you. 179 00:07:12,104 --> 00:07:15,020 Douglas... get back to work! 180 00:07:24,552 --> 00:07:27,293 Uh, just so you know, 181 00:07:27,337 --> 00:07:29,078 I'm not gonna be up for much today. 182 00:07:29,121 --> 00:07:32,168 My friend Agnes died, and I'm taking it pretty hard. 183 00:07:32,211 --> 00:07:33,343 Oh, sorry to hear that. 184 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:34,344 Thank you. 185 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:35,388 I also heard 186 00:07:35,432 --> 00:07:36,912 you'd make up any excuse to get out 187 00:07:36,955 --> 00:07:39,175 of doing your exercises. 188 00:07:39,218 --> 00:07:40,481 Fine, you got me. 189 00:07:40,524 --> 00:07:43,266 Agnes did die, but nobody cares. 190 00:07:43,309 --> 00:07:46,487 Hey, you want to give up, give up. 191 00:07:46,530 --> 00:07:48,314 I don't want to give up. 192 00:07:48,358 --> 00:07:50,273 I want to complain until you give up. 193 00:07:50,316 --> 00:07:52,275 Honey, it's your life. 194 00:07:52,318 --> 00:07:54,407 You want to spend it on wheels, be my guest. 195 00:07:54,451 --> 00:07:57,106 Enjoy the good parking. 196 00:07:58,150 --> 00:08:00,283 I know what you're doing. 197 00:08:00,326 --> 00:08:02,328 Mind games. 198 00:08:02,372 --> 00:08:03,329 To make me prove you wrong. 199 00:08:03,373 --> 00:08:04,635 Maybe. 200 00:08:04,679 --> 00:08:07,464 Maybe I just don't care. 201 00:08:09,161 --> 00:08:11,250 You're good. 202 00:08:11,294 --> 00:08:13,035 [seat belt clicks] 203 00:08:13,078 --> 00:08:14,645 Okay, put this blindfold on. 204 00:08:14,689 --> 00:08:16,168 No. 205 00:08:16,212 --> 00:08:17,343 Come on, it'll be fun. 206 00:08:17,387 --> 00:08:19,432 What is fun about being blindfolded 207 00:08:19,476 --> 00:08:21,434 and driven to an undisclosed location? 208 00:08:21,478 --> 00:08:24,133 Would you like me to get in the trunk, too? 209 00:08:24,176 --> 00:08:27,179 We're lowering the stress today, remember? 210 00:08:27,223 --> 00:08:29,181 Can you just tell me where we're going? 211 00:08:29,225 --> 00:08:30,531 I don't care for surprises. 212 00:08:32,141 --> 00:08:34,012 Noted. 213 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:36,537 Well, to start, I booked us a couples massage 214 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:38,626 at a fancy-schmancy spa. 215 00:08:38,669 --> 00:08:41,019 So we're going to pay a lot of money 216 00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:44,153 to take off our clothes and be touched by strangers? 217 00:08:44,196 --> 00:08:46,198 Well, it's supposed to be romantic. 218 00:08:46,242 --> 00:08:48,636 For who, us or the touchers? 219 00:08:48,679 --> 00:08:51,377 Okay, so we won't get a massage. 220 00:08:51,421 --> 00:08:54,250 Good, aren't you glad you told me where we were going now? 221 00:08:54,293 --> 00:08:56,078 Oh, very. 222 00:08:56,121 --> 00:08:57,296 So what else you have planned? 223 00:08:57,340 --> 00:08:59,516 Now I'm afraid to tell you. 224 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:02,301 Come on, I'm excited to spend a day with you. 225 00:09:02,345 --> 00:09:05,261 Okay, well, I thought we'd go down to the riverfront, 226 00:09:05,304 --> 00:09:06,697 get one of those pedicabs to drive us around 227 00:09:06,741 --> 00:09:08,046 and see the sights. 228 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:09,657 Oh. 229 00:09:10,658 --> 00:09:12,442 You don't want to do it? 230 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:14,400 I want to want to do it. 231 00:09:14,444 --> 00:09:16,315 But I don't want to. 232 00:09:16,359 --> 00:09:18,448 Well, fine, let's just go back to your place, 233 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:20,493 and we'll stare at the wall and balance our checkbooks. 234 00:09:20,537 --> 00:09:22,234 That'll be a hoot. 235 00:09:22,278 --> 00:09:24,106 Or we could go to the laundromat. 236 00:09:24,149 --> 00:09:25,586 [laughs]: Yeah.There's this one on Jefferson 237 00:09:25,629 --> 00:09:27,675 that has the big industrial machines. 238 00:09:27,718 --> 00:09:30,373 And it can wash four comforters at once. 239 00:09:31,548 --> 00:09:33,594 My God, you're serious. 240 00:09:33,637 --> 00:09:36,509 What is more fun than checking things off your to-do list? 241 00:09:37,554 --> 00:09:39,034 You know what, I changed my mind. 242 00:09:39,077 --> 00:09:41,079 Get in the trunk. 243 00:09:49,218 --> 00:09:51,220 Here you go. 244 00:09:51,263 --> 00:09:52,525 Really? 245 00:09:52,569 --> 00:09:55,398 That's right-- work hard, play hard. 246 00:09:55,441 --> 00:09:58,183 Did I work hard enough for a bourbon chaser? 247 00:09:59,184 --> 00:10:00,403 [laughs]: No. 248 00:10:00,446 --> 00:10:02,361 All right, something to shoot for. 249 00:10:02,405 --> 00:10:03,711 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 250 00:10:05,364 --> 00:10:07,671 Nobody makes a coney like Dave's. 251 00:10:07,715 --> 00:10:09,499 That place is always packed 252 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:10,456 even though the health department 253 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,197 shuts them down twice a year. 254 00:10:12,241 --> 00:10:13,242 Mmm.So good, 255 00:10:13,285 --> 00:10:15,200 even the rats wait in line. 256 00:10:15,244 --> 00:10:16,375 [chuckles] 257 00:10:16,419 --> 00:10:17,725 You know, on weekends, 258 00:10:17,768 --> 00:10:20,553 after my dad closed his car dealership, 259 00:10:20,597 --> 00:10:22,555 we'd go down to Dave's, pick up a couple 260 00:10:22,599 --> 00:10:23,774 of these babies. 261 00:10:23,818 --> 00:10:26,516 I had acid reflux by the time I was eight. 262 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,474 Where'd you grow up? 263 00:10:28,518 --> 00:10:30,476 Uh, we were down on Wisconsin Street, Northwest. 264 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:33,654 Until middle school. Then we moved to Oakland County. 265 00:10:33,697 --> 00:10:36,265 Northwest? I went to Mumford. 266 00:10:36,308 --> 00:10:38,354 Shut up![chuckles] 267 00:10:38,397 --> 00:10:40,443 I would have gone to Mumford if we hadn't left. 268 00:10:40,486 --> 00:10:42,271 White flight? 269 00:10:42,314 --> 00:10:44,229 No, we were just looking for a change of scenery. 270 00:10:44,273 --> 00:10:46,101 'Cause Black folks were moving in. 271 00:10:46,144 --> 00:10:48,494 'Cause the housing prices dropped. 272 00:10:48,538 --> 00:10:50,583 'Cause Black folks were moving in. 273 00:10:50,627 --> 00:10:52,281 No, because... 274 00:10:54,239 --> 00:10:56,198 Damn it. 275 00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:58,287 Tell me about it. 276 00:10:59,767 --> 00:11:01,116 You wanted to see me? 277 00:11:01,159 --> 00:11:02,291 Oh. There you are. 278 00:11:02,334 --> 00:11:04,380 Cobb salad, no cheese, extra croutons, 279 00:11:04,423 --> 00:11:05,860 green goddess dressing on the side. 280 00:11:05,903 --> 00:11:08,514 I'm sorry, what's happening? 281 00:11:08,558 --> 00:11:11,126 That's my lunch order. 282 00:11:11,169 --> 00:11:13,215 Okay, and I'll have a Reuben. 283 00:11:13,258 --> 00:11:15,260 Mm. And onion rings. 284 00:11:15,304 --> 00:11:18,699 No, I'm giving you my order for you to pick up. 285 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:22,659 Cobb salad, no cheese, extra croutons, 286 00:11:22,703 --> 00:11:24,530 green goddess dressing on the side. 287 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:29,448 Okay, well, that's not my job. 288 00:11:29,492 --> 00:11:30,580 Oh, it is now. 289 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,756 I'm sorry if you don't like that, 290 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,541 but there's a hierarchy here. 291 00:11:35,585 --> 00:11:37,239 I think instead, 292 00:11:37,282 --> 00:11:39,371 I'm gonna go get hierarchy in the parking lot. 293 00:11:39,415 --> 00:11:41,373 Douglas, 294 00:11:41,417 --> 00:11:45,769 you need to get used to this new dynamic. 295 00:11:45,813 --> 00:11:46,770 Executive. 296 00:11:46,814 --> 00:11:48,554 Floor person. 297 00:11:48,598 --> 00:11:51,166 Lunch orderer. Lunch getter-er. 298 00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:54,735 Normal. Crazy. 299 00:11:56,824 --> 00:11:58,869 I will have 300 00:11:58,913 --> 00:12:01,306 a Cobb salad, 301 00:12:01,350 --> 00:12:03,700 no cheese, extra croutons... 302 00:12:03,744 --> 00:12:04,962 Christina, I'm not getting... 303 00:12:05,006 --> 00:12:07,443 ...and green goddess dressing on the side! 304 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:10,489 What are you gonna do if I don't get it? 305 00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:11,795 That's right. 306 00:12:11,839 --> 00:12:13,449 Nothing! 307 00:12:14,842 --> 00:12:17,583 All right. I tried being nice. 308 00:12:17,627 --> 00:12:19,324 You need to clear out 309 00:12:19,368 --> 00:12:20,586 your old office. 310 00:12:20,630 --> 00:12:22,806 It's gonna be the new employee lounge. 311 00:12:22,850 --> 00:12:25,722 What?That's right! 312 00:12:25,766 --> 00:12:28,551 I'm going full boss bitch! 313 00:12:29,595 --> 00:12:31,815 Well, I agree with half of that. 314 00:12:31,859 --> 00:12:33,469 All right. 315 00:12:33,512 --> 00:12:34,600 We're done here. 316 00:12:34,644 --> 00:12:36,559 And you have a lunch to pick up. 317 00:12:36,602 --> 00:12:38,691 And you have a desk to organize. 318 00:12:38,735 --> 00:12:39,867 What? 319 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,399 Okay. 320 00:12:50,442 --> 00:12:52,314 You want to play that way? 321 00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:53,794 Let's play. 322 00:12:54,882 --> 00:12:56,579 Hey, everybody. 323 00:12:56,622 --> 00:12:57,841 Just a quick announcement. 324 00:12:57,885 --> 00:13:00,713 Douglas wet the bed until he was 11. 325 00:13:00,757 --> 00:13:03,542 DOUGLAS: Hey, another announcement. 326 00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:06,415 Mom paid our cousin to take Christina to prom! 327 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:08,373 He wanted to take me! 328 00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:10,941 DOUGLAS: No, he didn't, fart face! 329 00:13:10,985 --> 00:13:12,638 [laughs] 330 00:13:23,911 --> 00:13:25,869 [grunts] 331 00:13:26,914 --> 00:13:29,873 Well, this is nice, huh?Mm-hmm. 332 00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:31,919 Sorry the blanket's not super comfortable. 333 00:13:31,962 --> 00:13:33,398 It's all I had in the car. 334 00:13:33,442 --> 00:13:34,617 It works fine. 335 00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:36,619 Also, it will be useful if we catch on fire. 336 00:13:36,662 --> 00:13:38,186 [chuckles] 337 00:13:38,229 --> 00:13:40,884 I forgot how much picnics involve sitting on the ground 338 00:13:40,928 --> 00:13:43,452 and eating on the ground 339 00:13:43,495 --> 00:13:45,802 and eventually trying to get up off the ground. 340 00:13:45,846 --> 00:13:48,892 If you are not enjoying yourself, then why are we here? 341 00:13:48,936 --> 00:13:50,676 Well, I wanted to do something nice with you, 342 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:51,895 like eat cold cuts 343 00:13:51,939 --> 00:13:53,592 in a public park. 344 00:13:53,636 --> 00:13:54,898 It's my fault. 345 00:13:54,942 --> 00:13:56,726 I should have just let the strangers rub us 346 00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:57,988 like you suggested.[chuckles] 347 00:13:58,032 --> 00:14:00,338 No, you're right. It's weird. 348 00:14:01,165 --> 00:14:03,733 We have to find some way to reduce your stress. 349 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,039 Don't worry, we will. 350 00:14:05,082 --> 00:14:07,041 I do worry. 351 00:14:07,084 --> 00:14:08,956 I don't want to lose you. 352 00:14:10,348 --> 00:14:11,393 Come here. 353 00:14:12,307 --> 00:14:13,786 Seriously, you got to come here. I can't move. 354 00:14:13,830 --> 00:14:15,440 My legs are asleep. 355 00:14:17,486 --> 00:14:19,749 See? Already better. 356 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,707 You're like my little stress ball. 357 00:14:21,751 --> 00:14:23,927 Why are we so bad at this? 358 00:14:23,971 --> 00:14:25,494 Yeah, what would you rather be? 359 00:14:25,537 --> 00:14:27,713 Bad at relaxing or bad at working? 360 00:14:27,757 --> 00:14:29,802 Like those idiots playing Frisbee. 361 00:14:29,846 --> 00:14:31,587 [Abishola scoffs] 362 00:14:31,630 --> 00:14:32,718 It's the middle of the day. 363 00:14:32,762 --> 00:14:34,590 Don't they have responsibilities? 364 00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:36,461 Nice snag, soul patch! 365 00:14:36,505 --> 00:14:38,507 Get a job!Bob. 366 00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:40,378 [chuckles]: What? It's fun. You want to try? 367 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,424 I am not going to yell at a stranger. 368 00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:43,816 Come on. For me. 369 00:14:45,862 --> 00:14:48,865 Your parents should cut you off from financial support 370 00:14:48,909 --> 00:14:50,736 the way you have cut off your career options 371 00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:52,825 by having that stupid tattoo. 372 00:14:55,393 --> 00:14:56,742 It's a little long, but pretty good. 373 00:15:00,790 --> 00:15:02,792 All right, all right. 374 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:05,795 What was on the corner of Riverside and Jefferson 375 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,971 before it became a liquor store? 376 00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:09,886 Fat Tony's. 377 00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:11,888 Huh. What was it before that? 378 00:15:11,932 --> 00:15:14,543 Tony's.[laughs] 379 00:15:14,586 --> 00:15:17,546 Okay, you did get out of the suburbs. 380 00:15:17,589 --> 00:15:19,548 Here's the real test. 381 00:15:19,591 --> 00:15:21,767 Ever go to Cobo Hall? 382 00:15:21,811 --> 00:15:24,466 You kidding me? I saw Aretha Franklin there. 383 00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:25,684 You saw that show?Mm-hmm. 384 00:15:25,728 --> 00:15:27,643 Dang, I tried to get tickets. 385 00:15:27,686 --> 00:15:29,471 Couldn't afford them.Yeah, tell me about it. 386 00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:31,647 Luckily, my dad got some free ones 387 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:32,996 from his friend at the country club. 388 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,912 That is lucky. 389 00:15:35,956 --> 00:15:38,610 Yeah. I used to go to all the spots. 390 00:15:38,654 --> 00:15:41,048 I'd sneak a car from Dad's dealership, 391 00:15:41,091 --> 00:15:43,920 and I'd drive down to the Keyboard Lounge. 392 00:15:43,964 --> 00:15:46,488 What? [chuckles]The Grande Ballroom. 393 00:15:46,531 --> 00:15:47,706 The Hideout. 394 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:50,492 The alley behind the Hideout.Ooh! Girl, 395 00:15:50,535 --> 00:15:52,668 you got around. [chuckles]I did. 396 00:15:52,711 --> 00:15:54,975 You never did stuff like that? 397 00:15:55,018 --> 00:15:56,672 You mean steal a car 398 00:15:56,715 --> 00:15:59,066 and drive to parts of town where nobody looked like me? 399 00:15:59,109 --> 00:16:01,024 No. 400 00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:02,852 Well, maybe my experience was different than yours, 401 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,593 but I love my city, 402 00:16:04,636 --> 00:16:07,161 and I'm not gonna apologize for it.Hey, 403 00:16:07,204 --> 00:16:09,859 just 'cause things are messed up don't mean I don't love Detroit. 404 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,034 Mm. 405 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,908 You think people will ever go downtown again? 406 00:16:15,952 --> 00:16:18,041 Eventually. 407 00:16:18,085 --> 00:16:19,825 You know what they need? 408 00:16:19,869 --> 00:16:21,697 Affordable housing. 409 00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:23,003 Gay people. 410 00:16:24,091 --> 00:16:27,007 They really know how to transform a neighborhood. 411 00:16:27,050 --> 00:16:30,619 Well, that's a stereotype.Oh, I'm sorry. 412 00:16:30,662 --> 00:16:32,838 I'm just kidding. I don't care. 413 00:16:35,102 --> 00:16:37,887 This employee lounge is going to be wonderful. 414 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,671 It is going to be the end of us. 415 00:16:39,715 --> 00:16:43,545 It's a gateway to complacency and unionization. 416 00:16:43,588 --> 00:16:45,895 It will be fun, like casual Friday. 417 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,114 What was fun about that? 418 00:16:47,157 --> 00:16:48,941 When I saw Mr. Wheeler without a suit, 419 00:16:48,985 --> 00:16:50,856 I lost all respect for him. 420 00:16:53,772 --> 00:16:55,687 Oh, my.What is it, cousin? 421 00:16:55,731 --> 00:16:58,734 Did you find more pornography? 422 00:16:58,777 --> 00:17:00,605 It is one of Douglas's pay stubs. 423 00:17:00,649 --> 00:17:02,607 You shouldn't be looking at that. 424 00:17:02,651 --> 00:17:04,609 Oh, my! 425 00:17:04,653 --> 00:17:07,569 How's it going, lounge lizards? 426 00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:08,744 Wait, is that offensive? 427 00:17:08,787 --> 00:17:10,093 How is that offensive? 428 00:17:10,137 --> 00:17:12,052 I always picture little Mexican lizards 429 00:17:12,095 --> 00:17:14,663 taking a siesta on a rock. [chuckles] 430 00:17:14,706 --> 00:17:16,621 Then yes, it is offensive. 431 00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:19,015 Thank you. 432 00:17:19,059 --> 00:17:22,540 Listening. Learning. 433 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:25,195 Ms. Wheeler, do you also get paid this much? 434 00:17:25,239 --> 00:17:27,023 I'm sorry, what now? 435 00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:30,635 This one says "Q2 bonus." 436 00:17:30,679 --> 00:17:33,160 That would imply there is one every "Q." 437 00:17:33,203 --> 00:17:37,077 [chuckles]: Well, this is a family business, 438 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:40,123 as you know, and with that comes certain... 439 00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:43,822 There are dozens more in here! 440 00:17:43,866 --> 00:17:45,998 CHRISTINA: Stop looking at them! 441 00:17:47,174 --> 00:17:49,132 [speaking Spanish] 442 00:17:51,874 --> 00:17:54,224 My Spanish is a little rusty, 443 00:17:54,268 --> 00:17:58,010 but I think that Tía Maria's up to no good. 444 00:17:58,054 --> 00:18:00,796 It washes all the comforters at once. 445 00:18:00,839 --> 00:18:03,059 I even got the curtains from the living room 446 00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:05,931 and a coat just because. [chuckles] 447 00:18:05,975 --> 00:18:08,804 And I was gonna take you to a spa. What an idiot. 448 00:18:08,847 --> 00:18:10,632 Yes, that was very stupid. 449 00:18:10,675 --> 00:18:12,982 [sighs] Do you mind if I study? 450 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,767 Not at all. You mind if I make a few work calls? 451 00:18:15,811 --> 00:18:17,943 Stop flirting with me. We're in public. 452 00:18:17,987 --> 00:18:20,076 [chuckles] This is great. 453 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:23,035 We should do it again.You busy Thursday?Very. 454 00:18:23,079 --> 00:18:25,037 Me, too. It's a date. 455 00:18:35,222 --> 00:18:36,962 I'm yelling at him. 456 00:18:37,006 --> 00:18:38,703 I can tell.[chuckles] 457 00:18:47,930 --> 00:18:49,149 Attention, 458 00:18:49,192 --> 00:18:51,890 brothers and sisters of the warehouse. 459 00:18:51,934 --> 00:18:55,155 I just wanted to remind everybody 460 00:18:55,198 --> 00:18:57,026 that whether you work in the office 461 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,115 or down on the floor, 462 00:18:59,159 --> 00:19:00,986 we're all family. 463 00:19:01,030 --> 00:19:02,901 We really are. 464 00:19:02,945 --> 00:19:04,903 CHRISTINA: But also 465 00:19:04,947 --> 00:19:06,731 that you need some people 466 00:19:06,775 --> 00:19:09,299 at the top of the family tree 467 00:19:09,343 --> 00:19:10,909 who maybe get 468 00:19:10,953 --> 00:19:12,128 a little more... 469 00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:15,218 sunlight than the other branches. 470 00:19:15,262 --> 00:19:17,046 That is how trees work. 471 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,091 CHRISTINA: But then 472 00:19:19,135 --> 00:19:20,876 we spread that sunlight 473 00:19:20,919 --> 00:19:22,660 down to the lower branches 474 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,880 by buying you things. 475 00:19:24,923 --> 00:19:27,274 What kind of things, Christina? 476 00:19:27,317 --> 00:19:30,102 Like the coffee truck that's parked right outside. 477 00:19:30,146 --> 00:19:32,279 Free coffee? Awesome! 478 00:19:32,322 --> 00:19:34,194 Well, maybe instead of free coffee, 479 00:19:34,237 --> 00:19:37,240 we could discuss how the Wheeler family bonus structure 480 00:19:37,284 --> 00:19:39,808 could be shared amongst all the employees. 481 00:19:39,851 --> 00:19:44,160 We could, but the coffee truck's only here for 45 minutes. 482 00:19:47,946 --> 00:19:51,123 Okay! This has been a great talk. 483 00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:53,125 Enjoy that coffee truck. 484 00:19:57,869 --> 00:19:59,175 Good job.Thanks. 485 00:19:59,219 --> 00:20:00,350 You want to get a coffee? 486 00:20:00,394 --> 00:20:01,830 Yeah, but that truck's gross. 487 00:20:01,873 --> 00:20:03,179 Let's go to the place around the corner. 488 00:20:03,223 --> 00:20:05,137 Captioning sponsored by CBS 489 00:20:05,181 --> 00:20:06,269 and TOYOTA. 490 00:20:11,231 --> 00:20:14,234 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org