1 00:00:16,863 --> 00:00:19,040 [indistinct chatter] 2 00:00:27,352 --> 00:00:44,282 ♪ 3 00:00:53,117 --> 00:00:54,466 Hello, Abishola. 4 00:00:54,510 --> 00:00:55,946 Now, I don't want to alarm you, 5 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:58,470 but I have alarming news. 6 00:00:58,514 --> 00:00:59,732 What is it? 7 00:00:59,776 --> 00:01:01,734 My cousin Dipe called me 8 00:01:01,778 --> 00:01:03,562 early this morning to tell me that her friend Ngozi 9 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:05,651 was at Balogun Market to buy a new DVD player 10 00:01:05,695 --> 00:01:08,001 because her baby jammed it with slices of toast. 11 00:01:08,045 --> 00:01:10,178 She was furious because she was on 12 00:01:10,221 --> 00:01:13,050 on the second to last episode of Narcosseason two. 13 00:01:13,094 --> 00:01:15,008 Anyway, the stall is right next to 14 00:01:15,052 --> 00:01:17,315 the man that sells knockoff Samsonite cases. 15 00:01:17,359 --> 00:01:19,926 Now, if you look closely, they actually say "Samso-tite." 16 00:01:19,970 --> 00:01:21,145 But when you go inside... 17 00:01:21,189 --> 00:01:22,929 Kemi. 18 00:01:22,973 --> 00:01:25,149 Can you please get to the point? 19 00:01:25,193 --> 00:01:28,152 Will you not allow me to build up the suspense? 20 00:01:28,196 --> 00:01:30,676 No. 21 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:33,375 Fine. Your husband is coming to America. 22 00:01:33,418 --> 00:01:34,811 What?How you know that 23 00:01:34,854 --> 00:01:36,813 from a clogged DVD player? 24 00:01:36,856 --> 00:01:39,120 Well, if you had let me finish. 25 00:01:39,163 --> 00:01:42,427 Dipe told me that her friend Ngozi told her 26 00:01:42,471 --> 00:01:44,299 that she saw Tayo-- Abishola's husband-- 27 00:01:44,342 --> 00:01:47,998 buying a large suitcase, with four wheels. 28 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,347 Oluwa mi o. 29 00:01:49,391 --> 00:01:53,612 And he was seen buying a coat with mittens. 30 00:01:53,656 --> 00:01:55,484 Oluwa mi o. 31 00:01:55,527 --> 00:01:57,660 He also bought five pounds of dried fish 32 00:01:57,703 --> 00:02:00,097 and made the man wrap it twice. 33 00:02:00,141 --> 00:02:02,360 Oluwa mi o. 34 00:02:02,404 --> 00:02:04,188 Why are you olo woo-ing that? 35 00:02:04,232 --> 00:02:06,059 That is Uncle Tunde's favorite. 36 00:02:06,103 --> 00:02:07,235 And it's an 18-hour flight. 37 00:02:07,278 --> 00:02:09,367 Wrapping it twice will keep the fish stench 38 00:02:09,411 --> 00:02:11,413 off of Tayo's underpants. 39 00:02:11,456 --> 00:02:15,068 Oh, come on, all these Nigerian Murder, She Wroteclues 40 00:02:15,112 --> 00:02:17,419 tell you Abishola's husband's coming to Detroit? 41 00:02:17,462 --> 00:02:19,334 Yes.Yes. 42 00:02:19,377 --> 00:02:21,162 And on his last Facebook post he wrote, 43 00:02:21,205 --> 00:02:22,424 "I'm going to Detroit." 44 00:02:22,467 --> 00:02:24,556 Oh. 45 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:27,124 Oluwa mi o. 46 00:02:28,299 --> 00:02:32,042 ["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola playing] 47 00:02:53,019 --> 00:02:56,022 It's been eight years. why is he coming to Detroit now? 48 00:02:56,066 --> 00:02:57,328 It is a business trip. 49 00:02:57,372 --> 00:02:59,852 Really? So the minute we get engaged, 50 00:02:59,896 --> 00:03:02,768 WellStar International suddenly sends its VP 51 00:03:02,812 --> 00:03:04,553 all the way to America? 52 00:03:04,596 --> 00:03:05,945 How do you know where he works? 53 00:03:05,989 --> 00:03:08,296 Are you crazy? I googled the hell out of him. 54 00:03:08,339 --> 00:03:11,864 There's also a Tayo Adebambo who's a funk bass player. 55 00:03:11,908 --> 00:03:13,518 Thank God you weren't married to him, 56 00:03:13,562 --> 00:03:14,737 I wouldn't have stood a chance. 57 00:03:16,782 --> 00:03:18,306 He will probably want to see Dele. 58 00:03:18,349 --> 00:03:19,959 That makes sense. 59 00:03:20,003 --> 00:03:21,004 Which means he will be at the apartment 60 00:03:21,047 --> 00:03:22,484 for several dinners. 61 00:03:22,527 --> 00:03:25,051 [sighs] Can't you just dangle Dele out the window 62 00:03:25,095 --> 00:03:27,271 so he can look at him from the street? 63 00:03:27,315 --> 00:03:29,926 Bob. 64 00:03:29,969 --> 00:03:31,493 I really don't want to see him. 65 00:03:31,536 --> 00:03:33,103 Maybe this is for the best. 66 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:35,105 He comes over, sees his son, 67 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:36,541 you ask him for the divorce, 68 00:03:36,585 --> 00:03:39,240 you bring me Olu's leftovers the next day. 69 00:03:39,283 --> 00:03:40,589 It's a win for everybody. 70 00:03:40,632 --> 00:03:42,721 That's true. 71 00:03:42,765 --> 00:03:44,897 Just remember one thing. 72 00:03:44,941 --> 00:03:46,377 [funk bass playing] 73 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:49,728 Thank God 74 00:03:49,772 --> 00:03:52,078 you married the wrong Adebambo. 75 00:03:52,122 --> 00:03:53,906 [laughs]Funky, right? 76 00:03:57,736 --> 00:03:59,608 Ugh. 77 00:03:59,651 --> 00:04:02,524 Sushi. Boring. 78 00:04:02,567 --> 00:04:03,873 What do you guys got? 79 00:04:03,916 --> 00:04:05,875 Something African and spicy? 80 00:04:05,918 --> 00:04:06,876 I have a ham sandwich. 81 00:04:06,919 --> 00:04:08,486 I have a Lunchable. 82 00:04:08,530 --> 00:04:10,009 Want to trade? 83 00:04:10,053 --> 00:04:12,664 This is $30 worth of sushi. 84 00:04:12,708 --> 00:04:13,926 Throw in the Capri Sun, you got a deal. 85 00:04:15,363 --> 00:04:16,973 Fellas. 86 00:04:17,016 --> 00:04:18,627 Mr. Wheeler.Ah, Mr. Wheeler. 87 00:04:18,670 --> 00:04:20,672 Hey, let me ask you a question: 88 00:04:20,716 --> 00:04:23,327 how long does it usually take to get a divorce in Nigeria? 89 00:04:23,371 --> 00:04:24,589 Do you mean how long does it take 90 00:04:24,633 --> 00:04:26,199 for the paperwork to go through? 91 00:04:26,243 --> 00:04:27,505 Yeah.I have no idea. 92 00:04:28,941 --> 00:04:30,508 I have never met a divorced Nigerian. 93 00:04:30,552 --> 00:04:32,293 Me, neither.Really? 94 00:04:32,336 --> 00:04:34,643 Divorce is very rare, something like one percent. 95 00:04:34,686 --> 00:04:36,906 Come on, that can't be right.Mmm. 96 00:04:36,949 --> 00:04:38,124 Divorce and good sushi: 97 00:04:38,168 --> 00:04:40,692 two things you can't find in Nigeria. 98 00:04:40,736 --> 00:04:42,868 Well, what about you? 99 00:04:42,912 --> 00:04:44,653 You said your parents haven't spoken since you were a child. 100 00:04:44,696 --> 00:04:46,872 But they stayed married.Are they happy? 101 00:04:46,916 --> 00:04:49,135 What does that have to do with anything? 102 00:04:49,179 --> 00:04:51,399 They just celebrated their 50th anniversary. 103 00:04:51,442 --> 00:04:54,358 Daddy in Hawaii, and Mummy in Costa Rica. 104 00:04:54,402 --> 00:04:58,101 Says here the Nigerian divorce rate is 0.2%. 105 00:04:58,144 --> 00:04:59,407 That's pretty close to zero. 106 00:04:59,450 --> 00:05:01,626 I don't care if it's one in a million. 107 00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:03,367 Abishola's getting divorced. 108 00:05:03,411 --> 00:05:08,154 Actually, she would be the one in 4,120,000. 109 00:05:08,198 --> 00:05:10,026 Did you do that math in your head? 110 00:05:10,069 --> 00:05:11,027 Yes.Yeah, next time, keep it there. 111 00:05:12,637 --> 00:05:15,379 Ah. Here's something.What? 112 00:05:15,423 --> 00:05:19,818 One in 500 people have either 11 fingers or 11 toes. 113 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,516 How does that help me? 114 00:05:21,559 --> 00:05:23,082 It gives you perspective. 115 00:05:23,126 --> 00:05:24,606 At least you're not one of those weirdos. 116 00:05:28,218 --> 00:05:30,176 Excuse me. 117 00:05:30,220 --> 00:05:32,440 He has an extra nipple. 118 00:05:33,919 --> 00:05:35,399 Please don't tell him I told you. 119 00:05:41,710 --> 00:05:43,407 That's a nice dress. 120 00:05:43,451 --> 00:05:44,800 Tayo will like it. 121 00:05:44,843 --> 00:05:46,410 It's not for him. 122 00:05:46,454 --> 00:05:48,412 I just grabbed any old thing from the closet. 123 00:05:48,456 --> 00:05:50,066 Well, your old thing 124 00:05:50,109 --> 00:05:52,024 has a tag from Nordstrom's. 125 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:55,506 I did not want him to come here. 126 00:05:55,550 --> 00:05:57,769 Ah, ah. A father must see his son. 127 00:05:57,813 --> 00:06:00,772 Would you rather they eat at the home of the Whopper? 128 00:06:00,816 --> 00:06:03,471 I know my sister did not raise you like this. 129 00:06:03,514 --> 00:06:05,081 No, Auntie. 130 00:06:05,124 --> 00:06:06,430 So stop talking nonsense 131 00:06:06,474 --> 00:06:07,736 and prepare the pounded yam. 132 00:06:07,779 --> 00:06:10,086 Ah. Tayo prefers rice to yam o. 133 00:06:11,087 --> 00:06:12,567 Does he, now? 134 00:06:18,442 --> 00:06:20,009 Dele.Yes, Mum? 135 00:06:20,052 --> 00:06:20,966 Did you vacuum the front room? 136 00:06:21,010 --> 00:06:22,315 Yes, Mum. 137 00:06:22,359 --> 00:06:24,840 And display my nursing certificates 138 00:06:24,883 --> 00:06:26,581 and your mathematics trophy where your father can see them? 139 00:06:26,624 --> 00:06:28,409 Yes, Mum.Good. 140 00:06:28,452 --> 00:06:30,541 He may have abandoned us, 141 00:06:30,585 --> 00:06:32,674 but that does not mean we're not thriving. 142 00:06:32,717 --> 00:06:34,197 Do you want me to say that to him? 143 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,155 Don't be ridiculous. That's what the trophies are for. 144 00:06:42,161 --> 00:06:44,729 You are a good son, 145 00:06:44,773 --> 00:06:46,731 and your father will be proud of you. 146 00:06:46,775 --> 00:06:48,472 I am proud of you. 147 00:06:48,516 --> 00:06:50,518 Thanks, Mom. 148 00:06:50,561 --> 00:06:51,997 You look really nice. 149 00:06:52,998 --> 00:06:54,652 I look the same as always. 150 00:06:54,696 --> 00:06:56,132 Put your books away. 151 00:06:59,657 --> 00:07:01,137 [knocking on door] 152 00:07:05,141 --> 00:07:06,969 E kaale,Uncle Tunde. 153 00:07:07,012 --> 00:07:09,319 Tayo. 154 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,321 I brought you something, Uncle. 155 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:13,497 Stockfish?I know how much you love it. 156 00:07:13,541 --> 00:07:16,021 I wouldn't say "love." 157 00:07:16,065 --> 00:07:17,936 [inhales sharply] Ah. 158 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:21,200 I suppose you can come in. 159 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:26,815 Ah, my son. 160 00:07:27,859 --> 00:07:30,035 E kaabo,Dad. 161 00:07:30,079 --> 00:07:31,559 Look at you. [chuckles] 162 00:07:31,602 --> 00:07:33,082 You are a man now. 163 00:07:34,475 --> 00:07:36,912 Abishola, you look beautiful. 164 00:07:36,955 --> 00:07:39,610 This dress is old. I look the same. 165 00:07:41,046 --> 00:07:42,395 Kaabo,Tayo! 166 00:07:42,439 --> 00:07:43,658 E kaale,Auntie. 167 00:07:43,701 --> 00:07:46,095 Come, come. Dele, take his coat. 168 00:07:46,138 --> 00:07:48,706 We are having your favorite: jollof rice. 169 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:50,839 Abishola begged me to make it. 170 00:07:55,104 --> 00:07:56,627 [music playing on TV] 171 00:07:56,671 --> 00:07:57,976 This is nice, huh? 172 00:07:58,020 --> 00:07:59,151 Just sitting around together, 173 00:07:59,195 --> 00:08:00,979 watching TV as a family. 174 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:02,764 It is. It really is. 175 00:08:02,807 --> 00:08:04,983 [microwave beeping]Oh. Popcorn's ready. 176 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:06,594 I'll go get us all bowls. 177 00:08:06,637 --> 00:08:08,857 Great. 178 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:11,337 [whispers]: How long do we have to sit here? 179 00:08:11,381 --> 00:08:13,426 As long as Abishola's on her date. 180 00:08:13,470 --> 00:08:14,602 BOB: It's not a date. 181 00:08:14,645 --> 00:08:16,299 Of course it isn't, honey. 182 00:08:16,342 --> 00:08:19,476 Any dinner that lasts longer than three hours is a date. 183 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,609 I've had shorter one-night stands. 184 00:08:21,652 --> 00:08:23,001 Come on, you guys. This is tough for him. 185 00:08:23,045 --> 00:08:25,264 Thank you, Christina. 186 00:08:25,308 --> 00:08:28,877 You are welcome. I understand your pain. 187 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:30,443 I've been the other woman. 188 00:08:30,487 --> 00:08:32,228 What are you talking about? 189 00:08:33,490 --> 00:08:36,058 They're at dinner with their family, 190 00:08:36,101 --> 00:08:37,799 you're waiting for them to text, 191 00:08:37,842 --> 00:08:39,670 it takes everything in your power 192 00:08:39,714 --> 00:08:41,933 not to rush over there and peer into their windows 193 00:08:41,977 --> 00:08:44,849 and watch them unwrap their Christmas presents. 194 00:08:44,893 --> 00:08:48,984 Oh, God, why doesn't that sound crazy to me? 195 00:08:49,027 --> 00:08:51,073 Because we'd do anything for love, Bob. 196 00:08:51,116 --> 00:08:53,249 Anything. 197 00:08:54,206 --> 00:08:56,034 It's not the same. 198 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:58,559 Abishola knows she's in a relationship with Bob. 199 00:08:58,602 --> 00:09:01,692 And I think it's cool. You're her side piece. 200 00:09:01,736 --> 00:09:03,607 Or a "goomah." 201 00:09:03,651 --> 00:09:05,609 That's what the Italians call it. 202 00:09:05,653 --> 00:09:08,525 All right, this isn't working. You guys can go. 203 00:09:08,569 --> 00:09:11,223 Yeah, Mom, Douglas, you are not helping. 204 00:09:12,703 --> 00:09:14,183 They don't get us. 205 00:09:17,882 --> 00:09:19,362 [laughing] 206 00:09:19,405 --> 00:09:21,277 How is your sister Blessing? 207 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:24,149 Ah, still crazy. She's vegan now. 208 00:09:24,193 --> 00:09:25,803 Oh, no. 209 00:09:25,847 --> 00:09:27,762 This madness has reached Nigeria? 210 00:09:27,805 --> 00:09:29,590 I will pray for her. 211 00:09:29,633 --> 00:09:31,330 While you are there, 212 00:09:31,374 --> 00:09:34,333 Pray for Dele. He supports Arsenal. 213 00:09:34,377 --> 00:09:37,641 They will just break your heart. 214 00:09:37,685 --> 00:09:39,251 I must say, Auntie, 215 00:09:39,295 --> 00:09:41,863 you're an even better cook than Abishola's mother. 216 00:09:41,906 --> 00:09:43,560 [laughs loudly] 217 00:09:43,604 --> 00:09:45,388 When I tell her, she will be furious. 218 00:09:46,998 --> 00:09:49,914 So, you are in town for business?Yes. 219 00:09:49,958 --> 00:09:51,437 My company has sent me to consult 220 00:09:51,481 --> 00:09:53,222 with the Ambassador Bridge Authority 221 00:09:53,265 --> 00:09:55,441 for our new billion-dollar mainland project. 222 00:09:55,485 --> 00:09:57,052 Wow. 223 00:09:57,095 --> 00:10:01,012 Yes, your father is very successful in Nigeria. 224 00:10:01,056 --> 00:10:03,449 Had he not given up, he would have been successful here. 225 00:10:03,493 --> 00:10:06,061 Well, perhaps you had more faith in this country than I did. 226 00:10:06,104 --> 00:10:07,976 Perhaps I had more faith in you. 227 00:10:10,065 --> 00:10:13,590 Let me help you clear the plates.Uh... 228 00:10:13,634 --> 00:10:15,984 I've never seen you set foot in the kitchen. 229 00:10:16,027 --> 00:10:19,335 Well, I've changed a lot over the last eight years. 230 00:10:22,817 --> 00:10:25,428 This is like one of your soap operas. 231 00:10:27,778 --> 00:10:31,695 So, Auntie Olu still refuses to buy a dishwasher. 232 00:10:31,739 --> 00:10:34,132 She says what is the point when we have a child in the house 233 00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:35,612 with two hands? 234 00:10:35,656 --> 00:10:37,266 [laughing] 235 00:10:37,309 --> 00:10:38,789 You know what kind of rental car they gave me? 236 00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:40,051 What? 237 00:10:40,095 --> 00:10:41,226 A Jeep. 238 00:10:41,270 --> 00:10:43,315 Oh, no. [laughs] 239 00:10:43,359 --> 00:10:45,883 That day in Mexico, it was the most rain 240 00:10:45,927 --> 00:10:47,363 I have ever seen in my life. 241 00:10:47,406 --> 00:10:48,625 It would have been fine 242 00:10:48,669 --> 00:10:50,061 if we had a car with a roof on it. 243 00:10:50,105 --> 00:10:53,978 Ah, and you persuaded me to wear my white dress that day. 244 00:10:54,022 --> 00:10:56,720 Even angry and covered in muck, 245 00:10:56,764 --> 00:11:00,028 you were the most beautiful woman in Acapulco. 246 00:11:00,071 --> 00:11:02,900 Mm. So beautiful the hotel doorman thought I was homeless. 247 00:11:02,944 --> 00:11:05,163 [laughs] 248 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:08,123 Ah, it's good to see you, Abishola. I've missed you. 249 00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:11,735 A good way to keep from missing someone 250 00:11:11,779 --> 00:11:13,868 is to not abandon them and take a second wife. 251 00:11:15,957 --> 00:11:17,480 You have every reason to be angry with me. 252 00:11:17,523 --> 00:11:18,742 I know. 253 00:11:18,786 --> 00:11:20,918 But I was unable to give you and Dele 254 00:11:20,962 --> 00:11:22,093 the lives that you deserved. 255 00:11:22,137 --> 00:11:23,138 So you left us. 256 00:11:23,181 --> 00:11:25,183 I am back now. 257 00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:26,881 And I can provide for you both. 258 00:11:26,924 --> 00:11:28,621 Tayo... 259 00:11:28,665 --> 00:11:30,188 I know you missed me, too. 260 00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:31,537 Don't do this. 261 00:11:31,581 --> 00:11:33,191 I'm sorry. 262 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:35,150 I don't want to make you uncomfortable. 263 00:11:35,193 --> 00:11:39,545 If you want me to, I will leave. 264 00:11:45,377 --> 00:11:47,510 Get back to work. 265 00:11:58,042 --> 00:12:00,392 Good morning.Hey. 266 00:12:00,436 --> 00:12:03,656 So, how'd it go? 267 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:06,398 Tayo came, he saw Dele, he ate food, 268 00:12:06,442 --> 00:12:08,052 He went back to his hotel. 269 00:12:08,096 --> 00:12:10,489 Great. I mean, it would have been nice if you called. 270 00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:12,056 I texted you. 271 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:13,971 At 1:00 a.m. You said "Went well." 272 00:12:14,015 --> 00:12:15,756 You know how many ways you can take "went well"? 273 00:12:15,799 --> 00:12:17,105 That's how it went. 274 00:12:17,148 --> 00:12:19,368 So, did you ask him about a divorce? 275 00:12:19,411 --> 00:12:21,326 No.Oh. 276 00:12:21,370 --> 00:12:22,893 It was not the right time. 277 00:12:22,937 --> 00:12:24,895 Is it ever the right time? 278 00:12:24,939 --> 00:12:26,288 I mean, I asked my wife for a divorce 279 00:12:26,331 --> 00:12:28,290 halfway through her Grand Slam breakfast at Denny's. 280 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:31,772 Do not push me. I'll deal with it. 281 00:12:31,815 --> 00:12:34,905 Okay. Well, I made a call to my lawyer 282 00:12:34,949 --> 00:12:37,255 just to see where we stand, and he said that we sh... 283 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:38,822 I do not care what your lawyer said. 284 00:12:38,866 --> 00:12:40,389 He's not the one dealing with it. 285 00:12:40,432 --> 00:12:42,086 And neither are you. 286 00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:43,827 I'm just trying to be proactive. 287 00:12:43,871 --> 00:12:46,743 Well, don't. I will handle my husband. 288 00:12:46,787 --> 00:12:49,528 What I need from you now is to be patient. 289 00:12:55,796 --> 00:12:58,102 I am the side piece. 290 00:13:02,237 --> 00:13:04,152 Uncle, 291 00:13:04,195 --> 00:13:06,589 the seasoning on this suya is good, 292 00:13:06,632 --> 00:13:09,592 but I'd forgotten how American meat feels like 293 00:13:09,635 --> 00:13:11,115 chewing on a wallet. 294 00:13:11,159 --> 00:13:12,813 Just throw some more pepper on it. 295 00:13:12,856 --> 00:13:15,119 You'll forget again.[chuckles] 296 00:13:15,163 --> 00:13:17,252 So my son has grown up not knowing 297 00:13:17,295 --> 00:13:19,689 what real food tastes like.[both laugh] 298 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,865 He also grew up without you. 299 00:13:23,258 --> 00:13:26,522 Oh! Fancy seeing you here. 300 00:13:26,565 --> 00:13:28,785 Hey, Uncle Tunde. 301 00:13:28,829 --> 00:13:30,526 What a wonderful coincidence. 302 00:13:30,569 --> 00:13:32,310 I just happen to be having lunch 303 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,704 with Abishola's husband, and you show up. 304 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:38,273 Yes, what a wonderful coincidence. 305 00:13:38,316 --> 00:13:40,492 Small world. 306 00:13:40,536 --> 00:13:42,712 Bob. 307 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,366 I know who you are. 308 00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:46,672 I looked you up on LinkedIn. 309 00:13:46,716 --> 00:13:49,023 There's another Detroit Bob Wheeler who's a dentist. 310 00:13:49,066 --> 00:13:50,763 Yeah, I get his mail. 311 00:13:50,807 --> 00:13:52,461 You mind if we talk for a second? 312 00:13:52,504 --> 00:13:54,245 Of course. 313 00:13:56,944 --> 00:14:00,121 Uh, look, we both know what's going on here. 314 00:14:00,164 --> 00:14:02,906 Yes, you are engaged to my wife. 315 00:14:02,950 --> 00:14:05,778 Well, I like to think of it as you're married to my fiancée. 316 00:14:05,822 --> 00:14:07,389 In Olu's soap opera, 317 00:14:07,432 --> 00:14:08,999 you would discover you are brothers. 318 00:14:11,697 --> 00:14:13,917 Pass the fufu. 319 00:14:13,961 --> 00:14:17,355 The point is, you left her. 320 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,967 [laughs] Is that what she told you? 321 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:21,751 Well, am I missing something? 322 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:24,493 Have you been in Tunde's basement this whole time? 323 00:14:24,536 --> 00:14:27,278 You make it sound like I left in the middle of the night. 324 00:14:27,322 --> 00:14:29,890 I wanted my family to come back to Nigeria with me, 325 00:14:29,933 --> 00:14:32,631 but Abishola refused. 326 00:14:32,675 --> 00:14:34,416 In a way, she is the one who left me. 327 00:14:36,548 --> 00:14:37,549 Is that true? 328 00:14:39,116 --> 00:14:40,726 In a way. 329 00:14:42,337 --> 00:14:44,339 There was no abandonment. 330 00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:47,124 I've been in constant contact with my son the entire time. 331 00:14:47,168 --> 00:14:49,648 Okay, I didn't know that either. 332 00:14:49,692 --> 00:14:51,824 You did not know this because it is none of your business 333 00:14:51,868 --> 00:14:53,870 what goes on with my family. 334 00:14:53,914 --> 00:14:55,654 Whatever your side of the story is, 335 00:14:55,698 --> 00:14:58,135 you've been gone for eight years. 336 00:14:58,179 --> 00:14:59,354 She's with me now. 337 00:14:59,397 --> 00:15:01,312 She's moved on. 338 00:15:01,356 --> 00:15:03,097 [scoffs] 339 00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:06,013 Abishola and I were happy once, when we had nothing. 340 00:15:06,056 --> 00:15:08,885 But now I have a large house, 341 00:15:08,929 --> 00:15:10,887 driver, staff. 342 00:15:10,931 --> 00:15:12,671 And I have picked out a wonderful 343 00:15:12,715 --> 00:15:15,196 private school for Dele. 344 00:15:15,239 --> 00:15:17,763 I can provide her with everything that she wants. 345 00:15:17,807 --> 00:15:21,506 And that is why I will be taking her back to Nigeria. 346 00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:24,292 It is time for you to move on. 347 00:15:26,076 --> 00:15:28,905 In the soap opera, you would storm out now. 348 00:15:31,908 --> 00:15:33,649 You could also turn over the table, 349 00:15:33,692 --> 00:15:35,216 but I am still eating. 350 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,657 Gorgeous day, huh? 351 00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:43,441 Yes, it is. Very pretty. 352 00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,356 [sighs] 353 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,402 So, you're gonna find out eventually. 354 00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:49,534 I met Tayo. 355 00:15:49,578 --> 00:15:52,015 You did what?You heard me. 356 00:15:52,059 --> 00:15:54,278 I specifically asked you not to do that. 357 00:15:54,322 --> 00:15:55,758 You did. 358 00:15:55,801 --> 00:15:57,760 And yet you went behind my back. 359 00:15:57,803 --> 00:16:00,023 You know he wants to take you and Dele back to Nigeria. 360 00:16:04,071 --> 00:16:05,594 Why are you smiling about this? 361 00:16:05,637 --> 00:16:07,770 Because I know you're not going. 362 00:16:07,813 --> 00:16:10,773 But he's my husband. 363 00:16:10,816 --> 00:16:12,601 This isn't about him. 364 00:16:12,644 --> 00:16:13,994 Or me. 365 00:16:14,037 --> 00:16:16,344 This is about you. 366 00:16:16,387 --> 00:16:19,695 You have a life you've created. 367 00:16:19,738 --> 00:16:22,219 You've got a job you love. 368 00:16:22,263 --> 00:16:26,832 You are in charge of your own destiny. 369 00:16:26,876 --> 00:16:28,269 You're not gonna give all that up 370 00:16:28,312 --> 00:16:31,402 to go back to Nigeria and be some rich guy's second wife. 371 00:16:31,446 --> 00:16:33,448 First wife. 372 00:16:33,491 --> 00:16:36,059 Whatever. 373 00:16:36,103 --> 00:16:38,366 You're not the same woman he left eight years ago. 374 00:16:38,409 --> 00:16:39,802 Tayo doesn't know it. 375 00:16:41,282 --> 00:16:43,066 But I do. 376 00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:45,373 So you have me all figured out. 377 00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:47,288 Not at all.Good answer. 378 00:16:47,331 --> 00:16:48,811 Yes, it was. 379 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,215 Karo. Karo. 380 00:17:01,258 --> 00:17:02,912 E karo,Dad. 381 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,653 Hey, are you ready to go? 382 00:17:04,696 --> 00:17:05,784 Yes. Let me grab my stuff. 383 00:17:05,828 --> 00:17:08,657 Okay. 384 00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:11,790 We are going to play chess with the old men in the park. 385 00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:14,184 Well, Dele's going to play. 386 00:17:14,228 --> 00:17:17,318 I need him to win back the money that I lost. 387 00:17:17,361 --> 00:17:19,581 It's good you are spending time with him. 388 00:17:19,624 --> 00:17:21,931 Yes. We are a family again. 389 00:17:22,932 --> 00:17:25,413 We will never be a family again. 390 00:17:25,456 --> 00:17:27,980 I am not the same person you left eight years ago. 391 00:17:28,024 --> 00:17:29,591 That is all right.I am not 392 00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:31,462 asking you if it's all right. 393 00:17:31,506 --> 00:17:33,290 I am telling you 394 00:17:33,334 --> 00:17:35,945 I think it is best we get a divorce. 395 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,121 You do not know what is for the best. 396 00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:39,731 I do. 397 00:17:39,775 --> 00:17:41,124 And that is what I've been working for 398 00:17:41,168 --> 00:17:43,126 all this time.Tayo... 399 00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:45,781 And that is why I will never, 400 00:17:45,824 --> 00:17:48,566 ever give you a divorce. 401 00:17:52,657 --> 00:17:54,833 Okay, my son. 402 00:17:54,877 --> 00:17:56,487 Are you ready?Yes. Bye, Mom. 403 00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,577 We will be home for dinner. 404 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,579 [door closes] 405 00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:04,582 Captioning sponsored by CBS 406 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,628 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org