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Previously
onBob Hearts Abishola...
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Your husband is comingto America.
What?
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That's a nice dress.
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Tayo will like it.
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It's not for him.
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I just grabbed any old thing
from the closet.
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Well, your old thing has
a tag from Nordstrom's.
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I did not want him to come here.
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Ah, a father
must see his son.
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Would you rather they eat
at the Home of the Whopper?
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E kaabo,Dad.
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Look at you. [chuckles]
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You are a man now.
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Abishola, you look beautiful.
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This dress is old.I look the same.
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Whatever your side of the
story is, you've been gone
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for eight years.
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She's with me now.
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She's moved on.
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I will be taking herback to Nigeria.
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It is time for youto move on.
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This chin chinis terrible today.
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And yet you eat them as if
they are going to run away.
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Ah. Terrible chin chinis still chin chin.
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I see you are enjoyingmy daughter's cooking, Uncle.
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Oh, yes, like they were made
with God's fingers.
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Great service,
Pastor.
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You really gave Satan
a run for his money.
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Thank you, Bob.
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Yeah, the way you jump around,
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sweating, screaming at people.
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It's like
if Jesus taught a spin class.
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I acceptyour blasphemous compliment.
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Uh, listen, uh, can I
talk to you for a second?
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Of course.
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I don't know if you know, but
Abishola and I are engaged.
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Yes, I am aware of this.
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Well, technically she's still
married to Tayo Adebambo.
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And I am also aware of this.
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[chuckles] Well, I guess you
only work one day a week,
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you got plenty of
time for gossip.
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That was a joke.
It's-it's a bad joke.
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Listen, you're from Nigeria.Mm-hmm.
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Do you think you could pull
any strings over there
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or over here or,
you know, up there?
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Bob, Colossians,chapter three, verse 18 says,
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"Wives, submit to your husbands,as is fitting in the Lord."
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I appreciate your support,
but you've met Abishola.
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She's not exactly
the submitting type.
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I'm sorry, Bob.I don't think you understand.
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Abishola belongswith Tayo, her husband.
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Yeah, but what do you know?
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I'm sorry I
took so long.
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What is going on?
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Apparently
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your pastor here is Team Tayo.
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I am Team God, but, yes,God is Team Tayo. [laughs]
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I have spokento your husband,
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and he does not wishto divorce you.
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You spoke to Tayo?
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He came to me for counsel.
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When? 'Cause I tried
to call you Thursday,
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and I got sent
to a stupid prayer line.
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Tayo believes that you can getpast this misunderstanding.
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Misunderstanding?
He abandoned her.
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Bob.No. I guess when
you sent him out for groceries,
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he thought you said, "Go back toNigeria and take a second wife."
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It's your classic mix-up.
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Bob, please.
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Thank you for taking
the time to speak to us.
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We will see you next Sunday.
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Yes, of course,
Pastor. Goodbye.
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You're just gonna let himoff the hook like that?
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Oh, he's not off the hook.
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He will no longer bein my nightly prayers.
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Oh, you are vicious.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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I'm just saying,if you change your phone number,
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Tayo will neverbe able to call you.
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Can we go ten minutes
without bringing him up?
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I'd love to go my whole life
without bringing him up.
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But first we got to figure
out how to get rid of him.
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No, I need to figure out whymy new phone needs five Gs,
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when I barely usethe Gs I have.
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Hello. I'm Kevin.Can I help you today?
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Yes, I would like a new,inexpensive phone.
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Tap your number in here,we can get you all set up.
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Would you like to lookat our latest...?
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No.Okay.
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Uh, so the account'sunder a Mr. Adebambo. "Tay-o"?
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"Tie-o"?Am I saying that right?
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You're saying it enough.
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You're still on
his phone plan?
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It saves moneywhen Dele talks to him.
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I see.
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Bob, that's all that it is.
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Well, what if you
join my family plan?
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I don't know that we can beon your family plan
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if we're not family.
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But we will be.
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[singsongy]:
But we will be.
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Yes, we will.I don't knowif this helps, but
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you don't have to be familyto be on a family plan.
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You could just be friends.
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Doesn't help, Kevin.
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I told you this was notgoing to be easy.
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I understand.
I just feel like
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I'm the only one
fighting for us.
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Just because I do not screamat my pastor or make a scene
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at a cell phone storedoes not mean I'm not fighting.
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I'm not making a scene.
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Am I making a scene, Kevin?Uh...
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Oh, now you got
nothing to say.
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Kevin, I do not want friends,I do not want family.
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I want my own plan.
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It's gonna cost a little extra.
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I do not care.I will pay it.
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Wow. You really are mad.
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EBUNOLUWA:
Hello? Hello? Who is it?
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E karo,Mommy. It's me.
My name is on the screen.
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Oh, Abishola.
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I think you need
to adjust your camera.
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I can only see your hair.
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It must be a problem
with your computer.
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My computer is fine.
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Are you talking back to me?
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Sorry, Mommy.
Your hair looks nice.
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I have a new girl
doing my wigs.
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The old one was using yak hair
and charging human hair prices.
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Uh, Mommy, I wanted
to talk to you about Tayo.
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Ah. I have heard all about it.
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Well done.
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Well done?
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Getting engaged to force Tayo
to come back for you.
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Very clever.
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No, I still want to marry Bob.
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Don't be stupid.
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You already have a husband,
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and you two
are very happy together.
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But we are not.
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But I have told people you are.
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Why?To protect your reputation.
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My reputation is fine.
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Because of my lies.
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[knocking]
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You wanted to see us?
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Yeah. Come on in.
Shut the door. Have a seat.
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Listen, we've got a situation.
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Is this about the
vending machine?
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It gave me double Cheetos.
There was nothing I could do.
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This isn't about work.
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We need to talk
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to you as friends of the family.
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Oh. Okay.
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Please proceed.CHRISTINA:
As you know,
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Abishola's husband is
causing some issues.
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The dude can't take a hint.
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She's the best thing
that ever happened to Bob,
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to us,
and-and we can't lose her.
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From what I understand,
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her husband will never
grant her a divorce.
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Exactly. So what are we gonna do
about it?
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We?You guys are Nigerian.
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You know how this stuff works.
What can we do?
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Legally?DOUGLAS:
Or...
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...illegally.
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Put your vest on.
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Take it easy. We're just
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trying to help out
Bob and Abishola.
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I think my solution
still has some merit.
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Knock it off with
that cockamamie idea.
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Maybe we should let
the Nigerians decide
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what's cockamamie.
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Fine.
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Goodwin, Kofo,
as you know,
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Nigerians are a noble,
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honorable people
with high moral standards.
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We'd like to exploit that.
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Operation Secret Stork
is a two-part process.
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Abishola pretends to be pregnant
with Bob's child.
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We get a phony pee stick,
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counterfeit sonograms,
the works.
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And Tayo, so disgusted
by his wife's sins of the flesh,
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demands a divorce.
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Thoughts?
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Kofo?
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No, you go right ahead.
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So, you would destroy
this woman's reputation
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and standing
within her family and community?
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Yes.
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But she'd have us.
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Kofo?
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I-I think what Goodwin
is trying to say is,
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while your heart is
in the right place,
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your actions are
beyond reprehensible.
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See? Cockamamie!
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Okay, but if we took out
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the morality, put it in a box,
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buried that box
in a little shame hole,
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would the plan work?
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I suppose in theory
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it could, but...Thank you!
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But her family may never
speak to her again.
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Well, that will be okay,
because she's our family now!
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When my son
sat me down,
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I thought he was gonna tell
me he was gay or Republican.
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Which one is he?
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Neither. He's in love.
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With a man?
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No, with a woman.
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Ugh. Boring.
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Tell your son not
to rush into marriage.
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He will end up disappointed,
feeling foolish,
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and most likely alone.
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Who tinkled on your toast?
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Tayo. He left a trail
of tinkle all around Detroit.
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It was stupid of me
to think this could work.
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Why'd I say yes?
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Why did I give Bob hope?
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[laughs]
Sorry, you said "Bob Hope."
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Yes. She has given Bob hope.
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And soon Bob's hope
will be dead.
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[laughs]:
He already is. Get it?
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Never mind, never mind.
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Bob does not understand.
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No matter what we do,
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Tayo is not going
to change his mind.
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Of course he's not.
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He's that stubborn?
Is he a Taurus?
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He's Nigerian.
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And a Taurus.
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Nigerians can be
very headstrong.
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And vindictive.
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I had a friend
whose cousin stole
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her recipes and opened
a successful catering business.
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My friend then sent her cousin
a tainted box of cilantro,
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which gave all of her clients
violent dysentery.
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Damn.
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Wait, doesn't your cousin
have a catering business?
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Not anymore.
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Bob.
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Kaale,Tayo.
I'd like to introduce you
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to my attorney
Arnie Goldfischer.
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Pleasure.
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What's going on?
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I tried playing this
the Nigerian way,
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but now we're gonna play it
the American way.
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Whoever has
the most expensive lawyer wins.
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And I'm very expensive.
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How did you know
I would be here?
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Took a wild guess.
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We also came yesterday--
you never showed up.
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Oh, I love this soup.
It's very spicy.
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Cleared me right out,
but in a good way.
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Do you mind?
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Sorry. Um...
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[clears throat]
Listen...
258
00:11:24,487 --> 00:11:26,010
Mr. Adebambo,
259
00:11:26,054 --> 00:11:28,273
my client is ready to go
to great lengths
260
00:11:28,317 --> 00:11:31,581
to acquire the legal
documentation from Nigeria
261
00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:32,800
to render your marriage
262
00:11:32,843 --> 00:11:37,108
to Mrs. Abishola Adebambo
null and void.
263
00:11:37,152 --> 00:11:38,544
We're not messing around, Tayo.
264
00:11:38,588 --> 00:11:40,764
We're willing to do
whatever it takes.
265
00:11:40,808 --> 00:11:43,767
[scoffs softly]
I see. Well,
266
00:11:43,811 --> 00:11:46,335
perhaps you will be needing
to speak with mylawyer
267
00:11:46,378 --> 00:11:48,293
Kitoye Afolabe.
268
00:11:48,337 --> 00:11:49,686
[clearing throat loudly]
269
00:11:49,730 --> 00:11:50,905
Spicy?
270
00:11:50,948 --> 00:11:52,820
No, he's a good lawyer.
271
00:11:52,863 --> 00:11:55,648
You know him?He's presented at
international court.
272
00:11:55,692 --> 00:11:57,128
Everyone knows Afolabe.
273
00:11:58,826 --> 00:12:01,654
Perhaps this will not be
as easy as you thought.
274
00:12:01,698 --> 00:12:04,440
Okay, okay,
so we both have bigwig lawyers.
275
00:12:04,483 --> 00:12:06,442
No, his is bigger. Literally.
276
00:12:06,485 --> 00:12:08,270
You know, they wear
those powdered wigs.
277
00:12:09,401 --> 00:12:11,447
I think it's left over
from the English?
278
00:12:11,490 --> 00:12:13,057
It is.
279
00:12:13,101 --> 00:12:16,278
Maybe you should try
dipping your fufu in there.
280
00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:18,759
All right, listen!
281
00:12:18,802 --> 00:12:20,804
Nobody wants us
to spend a bunch of money
282
00:12:20,848 --> 00:12:22,545
tying this up in court.
283
00:12:22,588 --> 00:12:23,894
[coughing]
284
00:12:24,852 --> 00:12:27,463
That time it was spicy.
285
00:12:28,725 --> 00:12:31,728
The point is,
maybe we can try something else.
286
00:12:32,990 --> 00:12:35,253
How much would it take
for you to just let her go?
287
00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,168
[chuckles]
288
00:12:37,212 --> 00:12:39,954
So you are trying to bribe me
into leaving my wife?
289
00:12:39,997 --> 00:12:42,695
What's the big deal?
First time you did it for free.
290
00:12:42,739 --> 00:12:45,133
Let me ask you something, Bob.
291
00:12:45,176 --> 00:12:48,310
How much would it cost for you
to leave Abishola?
292
00:12:48,353 --> 00:12:50,312
You don't have
that kind of money, pal.
293
00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:51,443
Ah...
294
00:12:51,487 --> 00:12:53,445
so you do have a number.
295
00:12:53,489 --> 00:12:55,099
Because I do not.
296
00:12:55,143 --> 00:12:58,189
No, I-I don't have
a number either.
297
00:12:58,233 --> 00:13:00,061
But you see a Black man
and assume that
298
00:13:00,104 --> 00:13:02,367
you can just buy him off.Okay.
299
00:13:02,411 --> 00:13:03,978
Hold on, this isn't
a race thing.
300
00:13:04,021 --> 00:13:06,284
If you were white, I'd still be
trying to buy you off.
301
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:08,199
I'll buy off the lawyer,
the judge, whatever it takes.
302
00:13:08,243 --> 00:13:09,984
What?!
303
00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:16,207
Okay, evidently I should not
have said any of that.
304
00:13:18,775 --> 00:13:20,646
This isn't over.
Not by a long shot.
305
00:13:20,690 --> 00:13:22,257
We'll go to international court.
306
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:24,041
Do you know any
Nigerian lawyers?
307
00:13:24,085 --> 00:13:25,913
No.Well, we'll find one.
308
00:13:25,956 --> 00:13:27,828
And if we have to go
there, we'll go there.
309
00:13:27,871 --> 00:13:29,264
We'll make a trip out of it.
310
00:13:29,307 --> 00:13:30,874
We'll have to find
different accommodations.
311
00:13:30,918 --> 00:13:33,224
My family will not allow us
in their homes.
312
00:13:33,268 --> 00:13:35,531
Really?Really, but I do not care.
313
00:13:35,574 --> 00:13:38,186
I do not need my family
or my church's blessings.
314
00:13:38,229 --> 00:13:40,318
We're going to fight this even
if it takes years and years.
315
00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:41,798
Damn right.
316
00:13:46,847 --> 00:13:50,111
Or... we could
just be happy.
317
00:13:50,154 --> 00:13:52,417
What?
318
00:13:52,461 --> 00:13:55,464
You're here with me,
and I'm here with you.
319
00:13:55,507 --> 00:13:57,640
What are we fighting for?
We already won.
320
00:13:57,683 --> 00:13:59,294
[sighs]
321
00:13:59,337 --> 00:14:01,426
But this is important to you.
322
00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:04,995
It is, but it's not
what's most important.
323
00:14:09,739 --> 00:14:11,915
It was going to be
a nice wedding.
324
00:14:11,959 --> 00:14:15,223
Yeah. You would have
made a lovely bride.
325
00:14:15,266 --> 00:14:17,747
And we know I can wear
the hell out of a tux.
326
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:20,054
Yes, you can.
327
00:14:20,097 --> 00:14:22,534
Uncle Tunde and Dele were
going to walk me down the aisle.
328
00:14:22,578 --> 00:14:25,059
I like that.
That's sweet.
329
00:14:25,102 --> 00:14:30,064
Mm. And there were going
to be so many flowers.
330
00:14:30,107 --> 00:14:31,979
Calla lilies?You remembered.
331
00:14:32,022 --> 00:14:34,459
See? I listen sometimes.
332
00:14:34,503 --> 00:14:35,939
We'd seal the deal
with a buffet
333
00:14:35,983 --> 00:14:38,811
so people could stuff
themself on fufu.
334
00:14:38,855 --> 00:14:40,465
No buffet.
Really?
335
00:14:40,509 --> 00:14:41,727
Uh-uh.
336
00:14:41,771 --> 00:14:43,555
This is a wedding,
not a Sizzler.
337
00:14:43,599 --> 00:14:44,905
[chuckles]
338
00:14:44,948 --> 00:14:47,733
Sit-down, served dinner.
339
00:14:47,777 --> 00:14:49,866
Deal.
340
00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:51,955
Well, we may not
have a wedding,
341
00:14:51,999 --> 00:14:54,349
but I found our song.
342
00:14:54,392 --> 00:14:56,960
I am not dancing
to your Bob Seger.
343
00:14:57,004 --> 00:14:59,484
I understand why
you'd say that,
344
00:14:59,528 --> 00:15:01,704
but it's something else.
345
00:15:01,747 --> 00:15:04,098
["Love Don't Care"
by Simi playing]
346
00:15:10,278 --> 00:15:13,020
♪ Love don't care
who you be... ♪
347
00:15:13,063 --> 00:15:16,675
I like this, but this would nothave been my first choice.No?
348
00:15:16,719 --> 00:15:18,590
You wanted that
Bob Seger, huh?
349
00:15:18,634 --> 00:15:22,029
♪ Love don't care who you know
350
00:15:22,072 --> 00:15:23,247
♪ Watin you get, oh
351
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:26,207
♪ Love don't care at all.
352
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,439
Are you sure I need
to come every week?
353
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,224
It is important for us
to show we have
354
00:15:43,267 --> 00:15:45,313
nothing to be ashamed of.I mean, I got plenty
to be ashamed of.
355
00:15:45,356 --> 00:15:48,490
You know I used to smoke cigars
and wear a little porkpie hat?
356
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:50,971
It's a joke. When I'm
anxious, I make jokes.
357
00:15:51,014 --> 00:15:54,017
I cannot believe I agreed
to not marry you.
358
00:15:54,061 --> 00:15:57,499
[Tayo speaking Yoruba]
359
00:15:57,542 --> 00:16:00,023
[laughter]
360
00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:01,720
How long is he
gonna be here?
361
00:16:01,764 --> 00:16:04,245
Too long. Dele, come.
362
00:16:04,288 --> 00:16:05,550
We're going to
get our seats.
363
00:16:05,594 --> 00:16:07,161
What was he saying?
364
00:16:07,204 --> 00:16:10,120
I don't know. I waspretending to understand.[chuckles]
365
00:16:10,164 --> 00:16:12,079
I'm about to do a lot
of that right in here.
366
00:16:13,602 --> 00:16:16,779
E karo,Uncle Tunde,
Auntie Olu.
367
00:16:16,822 --> 00:16:18,781
So good to see you
on this fine morning.
368
00:16:18,824 --> 00:16:20,783
I see that you
are still here.
[scoffs]
369
00:16:20,826 --> 00:16:22,045
Where else would I be?
370
00:16:22,089 --> 00:16:24,526
In Nigeria, with
your second family.
371
00:16:24,569 --> 00:16:26,832
I'm sure they miss you.[chuckles]
372
00:16:26,876 --> 00:16:29,966
Yes, well, I have family
here, too.
373
00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:33,187
Really? Oh, I would
love to meet them.
374
00:16:33,230 --> 00:16:35,319
Is there something wrong?
375
00:16:35,363 --> 00:16:37,234
Nothing is wrong.
376
00:16:37,278 --> 00:16:39,280
Tunde, remind me,
377
00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:40,933
where was he eight years ago?
378
00:16:40,977 --> 00:16:42,805
Not here.
379
00:16:42,848 --> 00:16:44,981
What about two years ago?
380
00:16:45,025 --> 00:16:46,591
Still not here.
381
00:16:46,635 --> 00:16:49,855
But this year,
Abishola found Bob,
382
00:16:49,899 --> 00:16:51,683
a man she loves.
383
00:16:51,727 --> 00:16:54,469
And poof! Here he is.
384
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,429
You are like a child
who has discarded a toy
385
00:16:58,473 --> 00:17:00,431
and then begins
whining for it
386
00:17:00,475 --> 00:17:02,651
when another child
shows interest.
387
00:17:02,694 --> 00:17:06,916
Like a baby-baby, who has
stuck his head in gravy.
388
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:10,137
I appreciate your guidance,
389
00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:12,530
but Abishola and I
have a son together.
390
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:15,011
And what sort of an example
are you setting for him?
391
00:17:15,055 --> 00:17:17,796
I am showing him he should
go after what he wants.
392
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:20,277
Even if what he wants
does not want him?
393
00:17:20,321 --> 00:17:22,584
You are making me seem
desperate.
394
00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:25,456
Youare making you
seem desperate.
395
00:17:27,241 --> 00:17:28,546
Well, there are plenty
of women who would love
396
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,853
to be with a successful
man like me.
397
00:17:30,896 --> 00:17:34,248
Then maybe you should go wait
for them at their church.
398
00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:37,425
Oh, my wonderful wife,
399
00:17:37,468 --> 00:17:39,122
you have castrated
him with your words.
400
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:40,297
Snip, snip.
401
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:48,175
I just do not understand
what made him send this text.
402
00:17:48,218 --> 00:17:49,959
Let me see it.
403
00:17:51,134 --> 00:17:53,571
"You've changed...
404
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:56,574
"Many women want me...
405
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:59,229
I can do a hundred push-ups."
406
00:17:59,273 --> 00:18:00,752
Is that a text from Tayo?
407
00:18:00,796 --> 00:18:02,928
Yes. I believe he no longer
wants to be married to me.
408
00:18:02,972 --> 00:18:04,539
Ah.
409
00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:06,280
So he just suddenly
changed his mind?
410
00:18:06,323 --> 00:18:09,544
What an unexpected
turn of events.
411
00:18:09,587 --> 00:18:13,200
It is very odd. Nigerians
do not change their minds.
412
00:18:13,243 --> 00:18:15,332
I'll bet you I scared him
off with Goldfischer.
413
00:18:15,376 --> 00:18:17,682
It was not a goldfish.Uh-uh.
414
00:18:17,726 --> 00:18:20,032
God must have heard
your prayers.
415
00:18:20,076 --> 00:18:24,689
And sent an angel
to whisper in Tayo's ear.
416
00:18:24,733 --> 00:18:26,822
So we're actually
doing this.
417
00:18:26,865 --> 00:18:29,912
You're gonna be
Mrs. Abishola Wheeler.
418
00:18:29,955 --> 00:18:32,436
Mm. Or you could
take my family name
419
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,264
and be Bob Odegbami.
420
00:18:34,308 --> 00:18:35,831
Ode-bami?
421
00:18:35,874 --> 00:18:37,180
Odegbami.
422
00:18:37,224 --> 00:18:39,487
Ode-bami.
423
00:18:39,530 --> 00:18:42,577
Odegbami.
424
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:45,275
All right, if I can't
say it, we can't do it.
425
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,933
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