1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,159 Grace, Natalie, I have a bone to pick with you. 2 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:05,751 - So lame. - Really, Dad? 3 00:00:05,752 --> 00:00:07,304 I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me. 4 00:00:07,305 --> 00:00:09,198 I must have lost my head. 5 00:00:09,199 --> 00:00:11,323 I'm so embarrassed for you right now. 6 00:00:11,324 --> 00:00:12,958 I made you laugh. 7 00:00:12,959 --> 00:00:14,426 That was a pity laugh. 8 00:00:14,427 --> 00:00:15,560 Hey, uh, Nat, you know, 9 00:00:15,561 --> 00:00:17,020 we should probably throw that thing away. 10 00:00:17,021 --> 00:00:19,436 No. Not my jane-o'-lantern. 11 00:00:19,437 --> 00:00:21,032 All right, uh, as long as you promise to get rid of her 12 00:00:21,033 --> 00:00:22,400 before she gets all smushy. 13 00:00:22,401 --> 00:00:25,120 - Promise. - So, Thanksgiving. 14 00:00:25,121 --> 00:00:26,376 What are we thinking? 15 00:00:26,377 --> 00:00:28,073 Can't we do what we just did last year? 16 00:00:28,074 --> 00:00:30,241 You know, watch Marvel movies in our PJs? 17 00:00:30,242 --> 00:00:33,166 Sure, although the only reason that we did that last year 18 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:35,013 is it was so soon after Mom and everything. 19 00:00:35,014 --> 00:00:36,071 I don't know. 20 00:00:36,072 --> 00:00:38,116 This year, it might be nice to have a real Thanksgiving. 21 00:00:38,117 --> 00:00:40,151 Uh, we could. But... 22 00:00:40,152 --> 00:00:42,492 I don't know. Thanksgiving was always Mom's favorite, 23 00:00:42,493 --> 00:00:44,379 and it might feel like a lot. 24 00:00:44,380 --> 00:00:46,958 Mom would not want us moping around. 25 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:48,239 Why don't we invite the whole gang? 26 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,462 We could invite your Aunt Allison up from Pensacola. 27 00:00:50,463 --> 00:00:52,823 Huh? Come on, it would make your mom so happy for us 28 00:00:52,824 --> 00:00:54,466 to spend the holiday with her sister. 29 00:00:54,467 --> 00:00:56,434 I guess that could be fun. 30 00:00:56,435 --> 00:00:57,802 You know it can. 31 00:00:57,803 --> 00:01:00,305 And you guys can make that casserole that Mom always made. 32 00:01:00,306 --> 00:01:02,007 The one with the sweet potatoes 33 00:01:02,008 --> 00:01:03,842 and the bacon. Ooh. 34 00:01:03,843 --> 00:01:06,444 - I could eat a million pounds of that stuff. - Oh, oh... a million pounds. 35 00:01:06,445 --> 00:01:07,612 Me, too. All right, let's do it. 36 00:01:07,613 --> 00:01:10,248 Give it to me. Yes! Thanksgiving. 37 00:01:10,249 --> 00:01:12,651 I guess this idea isn't that boneheaded. 38 00:01:12,652 --> 00:01:13,985 You're stealing my material. 39 00:01:15,488 --> 00:01:16,755 But it's all very humerus. 40 00:01:19,158 --> 00:01:20,592 I don't get that one. 41 00:01:20,593 --> 00:01:22,293 You know what? Don't even worry about it. All right. 42 00:01:22,294 --> 00:01:24,027 We're having Thanksgiving. 43 00:01:24,882 --> 00:01:28,216 Rest in pieces! 44 00:01:29,301 --> 00:01:31,469 Guys, I-I want to ask you a favor. 45 00:01:31,470 --> 00:01:33,135 I know that you usually spend Thanksgiving 46 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:36,141 with Ben's family in New Orleans, but I was hoping, 47 00:01:36,142 --> 00:01:39,511 if maybe this year, you could spend it with us instead? 48 00:01:39,512 --> 00:01:42,320 You're doing Thanksgiving? Good for you. 49 00:01:42,321 --> 00:01:43,746 You know what? Hell yes. 50 00:01:43,747 --> 00:01:45,071 We'll be there, man. We got you. 51 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:46,522 Yeah, sounds way better than hanging out 52 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:47,734 with Ben's weird cousins. 53 00:01:47,735 --> 00:01:50,037 - They're not weird, they're eccentric. - Oh, guys, 54 00:01:50,038 --> 00:01:51,790 I am so happy that you are coming. 55 00:01:51,791 --> 00:01:53,793 I mean, Thanksgiving was always such a Jill thing. 56 00:01:53,794 --> 00:01:56,151 And I'm just, I don't know, I'm feeling nervous about it. 57 00:01:56,152 --> 00:01:57,328 What can we bring? 58 00:01:57,329 --> 00:01:58,797 I know. I can whip up 59 00:01:58,798 --> 00:02:00,899 one of my world-famous deep-fried turkeys. 60 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:02,069 That would be amazing. 61 00:02:02,070 --> 00:02:03,749 - No. Uh-uh. He asks every year, - ‭Mm-hmm. 62 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:05,503 and I always say no. 63 00:02:05,504 --> 00:02:06,905 But Wade just said yes. 64 00:02:06,906 --> 00:02:08,640 Wade's house, Wade's rules. 65 00:02:08,641 --> 00:02:10,709 - Go turkey. Go turkey. - No. Don't... ain't no go turkey. 66 00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:12,728 - Go turkey. Go turkey... - No turkey. Stop dancing. 67 00:02:12,729 --> 00:02:14,412 Didn't I say stop dancing? 68 00:02:14,413 --> 00:02:16,411 I hope Wade knows how much work it's gonna be. 69 00:02:16,412 --> 00:02:18,450 Don't worry about that. He's got it covered. 70 00:02:18,451 --> 00:02:19,851 Ben and Michelle are doing the turkey, 71 00:02:19,852 --> 00:02:23,021 Allison's bringing pies, and guess what, he assigned us 72 00:02:23,022 --> 00:02:26,324 - root vegetables. - ‭Great. 73 00:02:26,325 --> 00:02:28,793 I know, all right, they're not the star of the show, right? 74 00:02:28,794 --> 00:02:31,707 But a really good parsnip dish goes a long way. 75 00:02:31,708 --> 00:02:34,566 No. Allison's coming. 76 00:02:34,567 --> 00:02:36,807 I always get the feeling like she doesn't like me. 77 00:02:36,808 --> 00:02:38,103 Come on, that's silly. 78 00:02:38,104 --> 00:02:39,738 Why wouldn't she like you? 79 00:02:39,739 --> 00:02:41,072 Everybody likes you. 80 00:02:41,073 --> 00:02:43,208 You know, you're smart and beautiful, 81 00:02:43,209 --> 00:02:45,577 - Aw. - and-and your hair, my God, 82 00:02:45,578 --> 00:02:47,245 it's lustrous, you know? Like you, 83 00:02:47,246 --> 00:02:49,380 like you came in from a summer storm. 84 00:02:49,381 --> 00:02:51,950 Forrest, I'm not gonna have sex with you right now. 85 00:02:51,951 --> 00:02:54,853 What? Tha... 86 00:02:54,854 --> 00:02:56,454 That's really... I'm working. 87 00:02:56,455 --> 00:02:59,390 Have sex right... Gosh. 88 00:02:59,391 --> 00:03:00,725 Okay, quickly. 89 00:03:00,726 --> 00:03:02,459 All right. Awesome. 90 00:03:04,663 --> 00:03:08,233 Natalie, you got to throw away your jane-o'-lantern! 91 00:03:08,234 --> 00:03:10,735 I'm not touching that thing, it's gross. 92 00:03:10,736 --> 00:03:12,737 - Uh, how's it going in here? - Not great. 93 00:03:12,738 --> 00:03:14,949 I've been trying to find the casserole recipe online 94 00:03:14,950 --> 00:03:17,375 but there's a million of them and none of them look right. 95 00:03:17,376 --> 00:03:20,011 Your mom kept all of her recipes in this binder. 96 00:03:20,012 --> 00:03:22,012 W-Where, where did I see that thing? 97 00:03:23,382 --> 00:03:25,850 Aren't you supposed to cook those first? 98 00:03:25,851 --> 00:03:29,286 Yeah, but I'm enjoying watching her try. 99 00:03:31,257 --> 00:03:34,159 All right. I am going to find those recipes. 100 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,864 Hey. Our first guests are here! 101 00:03:36,865 --> 00:03:38,630 Happy Thanksgiving! 102 00:03:38,631 --> 00:03:41,166 - Hey, hey. - Hey. Food's here. 103 00:03:41,167 --> 00:03:43,017 - Wow. - We got green bean casserole, 104 00:03:43,018 --> 00:03:44,169 we got two types of stuffing, 105 00:03:44,170 --> 00:03:45,462 we got mashed potatoes, 106 00:03:45,463 --> 00:03:47,196 - we got sweet potatoes. - Whoa. 107 00:03:47,197 --> 00:03:48,963 Aw... 108 00:03:50,787 --> 00:03:52,379 We don't got sweet potatoes. 109 00:03:52,380 --> 00:03:54,445 It's fine. The girls have it covered. 110 00:03:54,446 --> 00:03:56,264 - Coming through! - Welcome, everybody. 111 00:03:56,265 --> 00:03:57,455 - Whoa. - Coming through. 112 00:03:57,456 --> 00:03:59,984 Make space, clear a path to the backyard... 113 00:03:59,985 --> 00:04:01,653 Yeah. Yeah. 114 00:04:01,654 --> 00:04:03,254 - Clear a path to the backyard. - Whoa, are you, uh, 115 00:04:03,255 --> 00:04:05,192 are you gonna build a rocket back there? 116 00:04:05,193 --> 00:04:06,224 Turkey fryer. 117 00:04:06,225 --> 00:04:09,093 I've been waiting years to fire this baby up. 118 00:04:10,865 --> 00:04:12,931 If I were you, I'd call the fire department now. 119 00:04:12,932 --> 00:04:13,998 I heard that! 120 00:04:13,999 --> 00:04:15,466 - Wait. Hi. We're here. - Oh. Oh. 121 00:04:15,467 --> 00:04:16,568 - Hey. Wow. - Hi. 122 00:04:16,569 --> 00:04:17,802 - Welcome. - Come on, man. 123 00:04:17,803 --> 00:04:19,304 - Yeah, just, uh, yeah. - Oh. 124 00:04:19,305 --> 00:04:20,839 Come right... there we go. 125 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:23,138 You're a lucky man, Noah. You know why? 126 00:04:23,139 --> 00:04:24,609 You are about to witness the birth 127 00:04:24,610 --> 00:04:27,312 of a new Taylor Thanksgiving tradition. 128 00:04:27,313 --> 00:04:30,248 The deep-fried turkey. 129 00:04:30,249 --> 00:04:32,584 Watch and learn, son. 130 00:04:32,585 --> 00:04:35,186 One day, you'll pass this knowledge on to your own kids. 131 00:04:35,187 --> 00:04:37,755 I don't want kids. They're annoying. 132 00:04:37,756 --> 00:04:39,523 Can't fight you on that one. 133 00:04:40,559 --> 00:04:43,352 Hello? 134 00:04:43,353 --> 00:04:45,363 Allison. Allison. 135 00:04:45,364 --> 00:04:46,664 Aw. 136 00:04:46,665 --> 00:04:48,967 - H-Hey. - Thanks so much for inviting us. 137 00:04:48,968 --> 00:04:50,034 Hey, why isn't the TV on? 138 00:04:50,035 --> 00:04:51,970 - We're missing the pregame show. - Oh, Jim. 139 00:04:51,971 --> 00:04:54,305 Could you at least make an effort at pleasantries? 140 00:04:54,306 --> 00:04:56,101 Okay, Wade, how you doing? 141 00:04:56,102 --> 00:04:58,209 You're looking good. Why isn't the TV on? 142 00:04:58,210 --> 00:04:59,577 Knock yourself out, Jim. 143 00:04:59,578 --> 00:05:01,637 - Ooh. - Football is his wife, 144 00:05:01,638 --> 00:05:02,881 I am his sidepiece. 145 00:05:02,882 --> 00:05:05,250 - I've accepted it. - Layne, 146 00:05:05,251 --> 00:05:06,517 look at you. Wow. 147 00:05:06,518 --> 00:05:07,886 You're turning into a man. 148 00:05:07,887 --> 00:05:09,687 'Kay. 149 00:05:09,688 --> 00:05:10,755 Congratulations, Wade, 150 00:05:10,756 --> 00:05:12,257 you got a whole syllable out of him. 151 00:05:12,258 --> 00:05:13,491 Mom, stop. 152 00:05:13,492 --> 00:05:15,293 - Okay. - Uh, that's, uh, two. 153 00:05:15,294 --> 00:05:17,629 Hey, girls! Look who's here! 154 00:05:17,630 --> 00:05:19,163 - Aunt Allison! - You're here! 155 00:05:19,164 --> 00:05:21,132 Natalie, Grace, 156 00:05:21,133 --> 00:05:22,600 you're so beautiful! ‭ 157 00:05:22,601 --> 00:05:23,935 Wait, we can't say that anymore. 158 00:05:23,936 --> 00:05:25,336 You're strong and independent. 159 00:05:25,337 --> 00:05:26,504 You made us pies. 160 00:05:26,505 --> 00:05:28,072 - Yes. - Thank you. 161 00:05:28,073 --> 00:05:30,289 I can't believe it. 162 00:05:30,290 --> 00:05:32,010 Every day, they look more and more like Jill. 163 00:05:32,011 --> 00:05:34,078 Yeah, they sure do. 164 00:05:34,079 --> 00:05:36,547 Hey, Wade! Where's the rest of your TV? 165 00:05:36,548 --> 00:05:38,549 I got toenails bigger than this screen. 166 00:05:38,550 --> 00:05:40,250 Honey, that's gross! 167 00:05:43,722 --> 00:05:44,722 Oh, boy. 168 00:05:44,723 --> 00:05:46,057 Here comes Allison. 169 00:05:46,058 --> 00:05:48,850 So I'm just gonna slap a big smile on my face 170 00:05:48,851 --> 00:05:50,762 and get through the day. 171 00:05:50,763 --> 00:05:53,097 - Allison! - Hey. 172 00:05:53,098 --> 00:05:54,916 Well, if it isn't my favorite 173 00:05:54,917 --> 00:05:56,567 Raleigh power couple. 174 00:05:56,568 --> 00:05:57,835 - Ah, come on. - Mm. 175 00:05:57,836 --> 00:05:59,570 - Forrest, I swear, - Uh-huh. 176 00:05:59,571 --> 00:06:01,406 - you are reverse-aging. - No. 177 00:06:01,407 --> 00:06:02,573 You look like a cooler Moby. 178 00:06:02,574 --> 00:06:03,775 Really? 179 00:06:03,776 --> 00:06:05,606 That is literally the nicest compliment 180 00:06:05,607 --> 00:06:06,878 I've ever received. 181 00:06:06,879 --> 00:06:08,313 Yeah. 182 00:06:08,314 --> 00:06:09,981 Delia. Come here, you. 183 00:06:09,982 --> 00:06:12,583 - Oh, hi, you. - Oh. 184 00:06:12,584 --> 00:06:14,652 - Uh... Oh, my God! - Whoa. 185 00:06:14,653 --> 00:06:17,221 - Is this... cute little Layne? ‭ - Yeah. 186 00:06:17,222 --> 00:06:19,157 What happened? 187 00:06:19,158 --> 00:06:20,792 In a great way. 188 00:06:20,793 --> 00:06:22,026 - Yeah. - You are just... 189 00:06:22,027 --> 00:06:25,863 - Ah. Hi! - Layne, awesome shirt. 190 00:06:25,864 --> 00:06:27,565 ♪ Ring-ding, da-da-da, ring-ding. ♪ 191 00:06:27,566 --> 00:06:30,068 Metal. ‭ 192 00:06:30,069 --> 00:06:31,302 Ah. 193 00:06:31,303 --> 00:06:33,137 - Adorable. - Yeah. 194 00:06:33,138 --> 00:06:34,505 - He's so excited to be here. ‭ - No. 195 00:06:34,506 --> 00:06:35,606 - I bet.‭ - Yeah. 196 00:06:35,607 --> 00:06:36,607 - Delia. - Yes. 197 00:06:36,608 --> 00:06:38,226 - You look tired. - Really? 198 00:06:38,227 --> 00:06:39,731 ‭Why don't you sit down and-and relax? 199 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:41,532 - And I'll-I'll set the table. - No, it's okay. 200 00:06:41,533 --> 00:06:43,514 We're almost done, and I'm very refreshed. 201 00:06:43,515 --> 00:06:45,817 I'm just very particular about everything being just so. 202 00:06:45,818 --> 00:06:48,038 I'm like Martha Stewart without the criminal record. 203 00:06:48,039 --> 00:06:49,364 Oh! 204 00:06:49,365 --> 00:06:50,722 I'm gonna use that one. 205 00:06:50,723 --> 00:06:52,389 That's good. 206 00:06:54,398 --> 00:06:56,160 That's a lot of oil, Benjamin. 207 00:06:56,161 --> 00:06:57,298 The guy on YouTube said 208 00:06:57,299 --> 00:06:58,794 you need enough oil to cover the bird. 209 00:06:58,795 --> 00:07:01,833 So you're cooking our Thanksgiving dinner from a YouTube video? 210 00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:03,801 He's got, like, 2,000 subscribers. 211 00:07:03,802 --> 00:07:05,336 What do you do with the oil afterwards? 212 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:07,037 Ain't nobody looked at that video yet. 213 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:12,543 He's going deep! He's got it! Yes! 214 00:07:12,544 --> 00:07:14,712 Wade, you are missing a great game. 215 00:07:14,713 --> 00:07:16,848 I know. I would love to watch it, I just 216 00:07:16,849 --> 00:07:19,984 promised the girls that I would find Jill's recipe book. 217 00:07:19,985 --> 00:07:21,719 No! Don't put those in there! 218 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,721 I know I'm right. I've been eating this longer than you. 219 00:07:23,722 --> 00:07:25,923 - By, like, two years. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 220 00:07:25,924 --> 00:07:27,600 - What's going on? - Natalie is ruining it 221 00:07:27,601 --> 00:07:28,693 by putting in marshmallows. 222 00:07:28,694 --> 00:07:30,995 No, this is what she used to make it sweeter. 223 00:07:30,996 --> 00:07:33,197 - No, she put in molasses. - Listen, 224 00:07:33,198 --> 00:07:35,299 everybody's gonna love whatever you make 225 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:37,735 because do you know what the most important ingredient is? 226 00:07:37,736 --> 00:07:39,737 Don't say love. 227 00:07:39,738 --> 00:07:42,140 I wasn't going to say love. 228 00:07:42,141 --> 00:07:45,209 I was going to say nutmeg. 229 00:07:45,210 --> 00:07:49,547 Guys, this is stupid. We can't make Mom's recipe. 230 00:07:49,548 --> 00:07:51,070 Only Mom could do it. 231 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,617 No, we're gonna do this. 232 00:07:52,618 --> 00:07:55,019 I am gonna find Mom's recipe book, 233 00:07:55,020 --> 00:07:56,888 and everything is going to be great. 234 00:07:59,691 --> 00:08:01,793 It's okay! Everything's okay. 235 00:08:01,794 --> 00:08:03,428 Sounded way worse than it was. 236 00:08:03,429 --> 00:08:05,796 Everything's gonna be great. 237 00:08:07,875 --> 00:08:11,034 All right. Oh. How are we, uh, 238 00:08:11,035 --> 00:08:12,869 how are we doing on appetizers, huh? 239 00:08:12,870 --> 00:08:14,604 Do we, uh, do we have enough cranberries? 240 00:08:14,605 --> 00:08:17,374 I can run to the store. I mean, they don't close until 3:00. 241 00:08:17,375 --> 00:08:19,743 Wade, relax. You're working way too hard here. 242 00:08:19,744 --> 00:08:23,013 Wade, get your butt in here! 243 00:08:23,014 --> 00:08:25,582 - Check that out, man. - Whoa! Ha! 244 00:08:25,583 --> 00:08:27,317 Rang his bell, huh? 245 00:08:27,318 --> 00:08:28,952 - Dad! - Uh, yeah? 246 00:08:28,953 --> 00:08:30,020 Whoo! 247 00:08:30,021 --> 00:08:32,155 Right, recipe book, I am on it. 248 00:08:32,156 --> 00:08:34,391 - Wade, do you want me to make some coffee? - Would you, Allison? 249 00:08:34,392 --> 00:08:36,393 - That would be great. - Actually, I already made a pot. 250 00:08:36,394 --> 00:08:37,961 Oh, was this coffee? 251 00:08:37,962 --> 00:08:39,596 It was so pale, I thought it was tea. 252 00:08:39,597 --> 00:08:41,498 I'm such a dingbat. 253 00:08:41,499 --> 00:08:45,969 That's coffee. And you're pouring it out anyway. Okay. 254 00:08:45,970 --> 00:08:47,636 Great. 255 00:08:50,441 --> 00:08:52,075 190 degrees. 256 00:08:52,076 --> 00:08:53,977 Once this baby hits 350, 257 00:08:53,978 --> 00:08:57,047 in goes that turkey, and it's fry, birdie, fry. 258 00:08:57,048 --> 00:08:58,415 What else can you fry in there? 259 00:08:58,416 --> 00:09:00,517 Oh, son, you can fry just about anything in this. 260 00:09:00,518 --> 00:09:01,651 A ham? 261 00:09:01,652 --> 00:09:02,786 Sure, you can fry a ham. 262 00:09:02,787 --> 00:09:03,987 A soccer ball? 263 00:09:03,988 --> 00:09:05,055 I guess so. 264 00:09:05,056 --> 00:09:06,423 Another smaller fryer? 265 00:09:06,424 --> 00:09:07,757 Pass me the flavor injector. 266 00:09:07,758 --> 00:09:09,258 It should be in my bag. 267 00:09:11,796 --> 00:09:13,797 Mm. It's not in here. 268 00:09:13,798 --> 00:09:15,398 Watch out, son. 269 00:09:15,399 --> 00:09:17,000 Watch out, watch out, watch out. 270 00:09:17,001 --> 00:09:19,001 Let's see... 271 00:09:20,004 --> 00:09:21,605 Damn. 272 00:09:21,606 --> 00:09:23,073 I must have left it at the house. 273 00:09:23,074 --> 00:09:25,508 Okay, I'm gonna just run home real quick and grab it. 274 00:09:25,509 --> 00:09:27,911 You want me to watch the fryer? 275 00:09:27,912 --> 00:09:29,646 Second thought, you're coming with me. 276 00:09:29,647 --> 00:09:30,647 Hey, buddy. 277 00:09:30,648 --> 00:09:31,815 Yo. 278 00:09:33,284 --> 00:09:35,085 Onion dip! 279 00:09:35,086 --> 00:09:36,887 O.D. 280 00:09:36,888 --> 00:09:38,955 Oh, and Ruffles. Shoot. 281 00:09:38,956 --> 00:09:41,925 I used to go to town on these bitches back in the day. 282 00:09:41,926 --> 00:09:43,693 You want some of these, you better make your move, 283 00:09:43,694 --> 00:09:45,928 'cause I'm about to rip 'em a new "A". 284 00:09:47,832 --> 00:09:49,666 What are you listening to? 285 00:09:49,667 --> 00:09:51,501 What are you listening to? 286 00:09:51,502 --> 00:09:53,303 You wouldn't know them. 287 00:09:53,304 --> 00:09:55,739 Okay. I'm, like, 288 00:09:55,740 --> 00:09:58,141 a veteran metalhead from way back. Try me. 289 00:09:58,142 --> 00:09:59,309 Mercyful Fate. 290 00:09:59,310 --> 00:10:00,744 Nah, I do not know them. 291 00:10:00,745 --> 00:10:04,347 But I saw Megadeth, I saw Slayer. 292 00:10:04,348 --> 00:10:06,149 I saw Motörhead nine times. 293 00:10:06,150 --> 00:10:08,118 Lemmy spit on me twice. 294 00:10:08,119 --> 00:10:09,953 What was the last show you saw? 295 00:10:09,954 --> 00:10:11,554 The Wiggles. 296 00:10:11,555 --> 00:10:12,689 It was The Wiggles, yeah. 297 00:10:12,690 --> 00:10:14,556 But, again, nine Motörheads. 298 00:10:17,929 --> 00:10:19,796 And he takes the chips. 299 00:10:19,797 --> 00:10:21,931 Dick move, Layne. 300 00:10:23,901 --> 00:10:25,835 Ah. 301 00:10:25,836 --> 00:10:27,370 Man. 302 00:10:27,371 --> 00:10:29,005 What smells so good in here? 303 00:10:29,006 --> 00:10:31,006 That's a good question. 304 00:10:35,413 --> 00:10:37,246 Judas. 305 00:10:38,683 --> 00:10:41,631 Alexa, set timer for 15 minutes. 306 00:10:41,632 --> 00:10:43,553 15 minutes, starting now. 307 00:10:43,554 --> 00:10:46,156 Oh, you know what? That's a little long. 308 00:10:46,157 --> 00:10:47,891 Layne doesn't like it when the bottoms get burned. 309 00:10:47,892 --> 00:10:50,160 - Oh. - ‭Alexa, set timer for 12 minutes. 310 00:10:50,161 --> 00:10:53,070 Second timer, 12 minutes, starting now. 311 00:10:53,071 --> 00:10:55,153 Hmm. That's seems a little short, 312 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:58,134 'cause then the middle's still gonna be a little doughy, so... 313 00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,359 Alexa, set timer for 15 minutes. 314 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,197 Third timer, 15 minutes, starting now. 315 00:11:03,198 --> 00:11:04,975 You know, that's a great point, Delia. 316 00:11:04,976 --> 00:11:07,077 - Why don't we set it for 12 minutes? - Mm-hmm. 317 00:11:07,078 --> 00:11:10,246 And then we'll check and see if it needs another minute or two. 318 00:11:10,247 --> 00:11:13,872 Alexa, set timer for 12 minutes. 319 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:17,420 Fourth timer, 12 minutes, starting now. 320 00:11:17,421 --> 00:11:20,323 Perfect. 321 00:11:20,324 --> 00:11:22,225 - That's gonna be incomplete. - Peanut. 322 00:11:22,226 --> 00:11:24,361 Why is there a turkey in our oven? 323 00:11:24,362 --> 00:11:25,495 I just thought it couldn't hurt 324 00:11:25,496 --> 00:11:27,197 to have a backup, you know, just in case. 325 00:11:27,198 --> 00:11:29,077 In case my turkey goes wrong? 326 00:11:29,078 --> 00:11:31,001 Don't you trust that I know what I'm doing? 327 00:11:31,002 --> 00:11:33,336 - No, I do. - If you did, 328 00:11:33,337 --> 00:11:35,705 you wouldn't be sneaking around behind your husband's back 329 00:11:35,706 --> 00:11:37,674 with a turkey on the side. 330 00:11:37,675 --> 00:11:39,075 Now you being a little dramatic. 331 00:11:39,076 --> 00:11:42,245 I don't want to hear it. I'm gonna go put my turkey in the fryer. 332 00:11:42,246 --> 00:11:44,046 At least I know it won't stab me in the back. 333 00:11:44,945 --> 00:11:47,450 Ooh, look at that catch. Henderson has great hands. 334 00:11:47,451 --> 00:11:49,313 Why are you making us watch this? 335 00:11:49,314 --> 00:11:51,221 Because it's no fun to watch football alone. 336 00:11:51,222 --> 00:11:53,123 When did you say Beyoncé's coming out? 337 00:11:53,124 --> 00:11:56,292 Oh, uh, uh, 15, 20 minutes. 338 00:11:56,293 --> 00:11:58,294 Is someone gonna turn off those timers? 339 00:12:00,865 --> 00:12:02,032 Here. No. 340 00:12:02,033 --> 00:12:03,600 Alexa, off. 341 00:12:03,601 --> 00:12:04,968 Where the hell is this book? 342 00:12:04,969 --> 00:12:06,717 That guy's got six interceptions. 343 00:12:06,718 --> 00:12:08,872 - Oh, hey, Jim. You good? - Oh, hell yeah. 344 00:12:08,873 --> 00:12:10,073 Wouldn't say "no" to a beer. 345 00:12:10,074 --> 00:12:11,641 Yeah, there's a 12-pack in the fridge. 346 00:12:11,642 --> 00:12:12,909 There was. 347 00:12:12,910 --> 00:12:14,811 Wow. 348 00:12:14,812 --> 00:12:17,112 Yeah, buddy. Sure, I got you. 349 00:12:21,252 --> 00:12:22,952 - Wade, you okay? - Yeah. 350 00:12:22,953 --> 00:12:24,187 I'm just looking for something. 351 00:12:24,188 --> 00:12:26,489 And I've got to go get some more beer for Jim. 352 00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:29,458 And all of these timers keep going off. 353 00:12:30,494 --> 00:12:33,063 Are you ready for a little dip? 354 00:12:33,064 --> 00:12:35,098 The oil's just fine. 355 00:12:35,099 --> 00:12:36,900 Aah! 356 00:12:39,770 --> 00:12:42,072 Ah. 357 00:12:46,277 --> 00:12:47,443 "Kitchen". 358 00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:56,219 "My recipes". 359 00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:57,719 Hmm. 360 00:12:58,956 --> 00:13:00,756 Wow. 361 00:13:04,962 --> 00:13:06,128 Hmm. 362 00:13:07,364 --> 00:13:09,264 "Rolled sweet cookies". 363 00:13:12,837 --> 00:13:15,004 "Sweet potato casserole". 364 00:13:15,005 --> 00:13:18,641 "Only put the pecan toppings on half, because 365 00:13:18,642 --> 00:13:20,944 Grace loves them, and Natalie hates them. 366 00:13:20,945 --> 00:13:23,879 Finish on broil to make crispier, because that's..." 367 00:13:26,650 --> 00:13:28,650 "That's how Wade likes it". 368 00:13:31,188 --> 00:13:34,190 Dad? Dad?! 369 00:13:34,191 --> 00:13:37,727 Um... yeah, in-in, uh... in-in the garage. 370 00:13:37,728 --> 00:13:39,496 Hey. 371 00:13:39,497 --> 00:13:40,772 Uncle Jim was worried you got lost 372 00:13:40,773 --> 00:13:41,798 on your way to find the beer. 373 00:13:41,799 --> 00:13:43,900 - No. It's right here. - Hey! 374 00:13:43,901 --> 00:13:45,902 - You found the recipe. ‭ - Yeah. 375 00:13:45,903 --> 00:13:47,002 I found it. 376 00:13:48,038 --> 00:13:49,405 Thanks. 377 00:13:49,406 --> 00:13:52,141 Natalie, he found it! 378 00:14:01,051 --> 00:14:04,354 Hey. There you are. Listen, bad news. 379 00:14:04,355 --> 00:14:07,423 It looks like the sweet potatoes went right through the dogs. 380 00:14:07,424 --> 00:14:08,458 Oh. 381 00:14:08,459 --> 00:14:10,341 Also, uh, I hate to be a narc, 382 00:14:10,342 --> 00:14:12,242 but Grace has beer. 383 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,292 Gonna need more than one roll! 384 00:14:18,293 --> 00:14:20,740 Kids, wash up! Two minutes to dinner! 385 00:14:20,741 --> 00:14:21,841 So, you and I are gonna sit here 386 00:14:21,842 --> 00:14:23,075 next to Ben and Michelle. 387 00:14:23,076 --> 00:14:25,044 And Grace wanted to sit at the adult table, 388 00:14:25,045 --> 00:14:26,512 because Layne gets to, but... 389 00:14:26,513 --> 00:14:29,081 You should let her... there's room here, and she is 14. 390 00:14:29,082 --> 00:14:33,185 And I would, but it opens a whole can of worms for Natalie. 391 00:14:33,186 --> 00:14:35,564 Delia. I'm always impressed 392 00:14:35,565 --> 00:14:38,224 at how you manage to make the simplest things so complicated. 393 00:14:39,559 --> 00:14:41,160 I'm sorry, 394 00:14:41,161 --> 00:14:43,947 I have been trying all day to just be 395 00:14:43,948 --> 00:14:45,331 so nice to you, 396 00:14:45,332 --> 00:14:47,767 while you have just been peckin' away at me... 397 00:14:47,768 --> 00:14:50,992 just peck, peck, peck, peck, like a little chicken! 398 00:14:50,993 --> 00:14:52,238 - Like a chicken! - Okay. 399 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,407 - Just like a little tiny chicken! - Okay. Okay, 400 00:14:54,408 --> 00:14:56,178 uh, Delia... okay, I got to apologize. 401 00:14:56,179 --> 00:14:57,243 See, here's the thing. 402 00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:59,078 Delia has it in her head 403 00:14:59,079 --> 00:15:01,891 that for some reason she thinks you don't like her. 404 00:15:01,892 --> 00:15:03,568 Oh... 405 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,184 - Yeah. - Oh. 406 00:15:05,185 --> 00:15:06,886 - That explains it. - Right. 407 00:15:09,690 --> 00:15:11,724 Uh, I didn't hear a denial there. 408 00:15:11,725 --> 00:15:14,727 Well, the truth is... 409 00:15:14,728 --> 00:15:16,095 I don't really like her. 410 00:15:16,096 --> 00:15:18,957 Ha-ha-ha! Yes! Yes! 411 00:15:18,958 --> 00:15:20,696 Told you, Forrest! 412 00:15:20,697 --> 00:15:22,835 Wait. What? 413 00:15:22,836 --> 00:15:24,770 Why don't you like me? 414 00:15:24,771 --> 00:15:26,806 This isn't the right time, Delia. 415 00:15:26,807 --> 00:15:28,407 No. I need to know. 416 00:15:28,408 --> 00:15:30,531 What could you possibly have against me? 417 00:15:30,532 --> 00:15:32,505 I mean, I do everything for your nieces. 418 00:15:32,506 --> 00:15:34,380 I was like a sister to Jill. 419 00:15:34,381 --> 00:15:35,848 Jill had a sister! 420 00:15:35,849 --> 00:15:37,283 I was her sister! 421 00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:39,779 But did she go to the beach at Hilton Head with me? 422 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:40,927 No, she went with you. 423 00:15:40,928 --> 00:15:42,787 You are the one she confided in, 424 00:15:42,788 --> 00:15:43,977 called when there was news. 425 00:15:43,978 --> 00:15:46,679 I mean, Grace and Natalie even call you Aunt Delia. 426 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:50,328 First of all, I don't even like being called Aunt Delia, 427 00:15:50,329 --> 00:15:53,031 because it sounds like pancake mix. 428 00:15:53,032 --> 00:15:54,390 And I was not trying 429 00:15:54,391 --> 00:15:56,300 to replace you, Allison. 430 00:15:56,301 --> 00:15:59,249 I was just being a good friend to Jill. 431 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,186 - You don't help Delia. You impose. ‭ - Okay, 432 00:16:02,187 --> 00:16:03,420 you know what? 433 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,481 While you were in Pensacola, 434 00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:07,424 I've been here for Wade and the girls. 435 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,226 It's because of me 436 00:16:09,227 --> 00:16:11,477 that they're not eating frozen dinners 437 00:16:11,478 --> 00:16:12,629 every single night. 438 00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:14,198 It's because of me 439 00:16:14,199 --> 00:16:15,766 that Wade has finally 440 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,801 started to date! 441 00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:19,302 A... 442 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:23,906 You're dating? 443 00:16:25,143 --> 00:16:26,643 You hadn't told her that? 444 00:16:26,644 --> 00:16:29,980 I was waiting for the right time. 445 00:16:29,981 --> 00:16:33,483 And-and this... this is not it. 446 00:16:33,484 --> 00:16:36,119 Course, I'm the last one to know about this. 447 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,488 Well, you do live in Pensacola! 448 00:16:38,489 --> 00:16:40,557 Oh, my God, but I'm the crazy one, right? 449 00:16:40,558 --> 00:16:41,725 These rolls are excellent. 450 00:16:41,726 --> 00:16:43,436 They're buttery, you know, not oily. 451 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,861 I think they're gonna go great with this turkey. 452 00:16:44,862 --> 00:16:46,663 Yeah, I agree, Forrest, but which turkey? 453 00:16:46,664 --> 00:16:47,731 You know, we happen to have two. 454 00:16:47,732 --> 00:16:49,499 - Here we go. - Question for the table. 455 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,577 What kind of woman doesn't have the confidence in her man's ability 456 00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:54,805 to prepare a succulent meal for his friends? 457 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:57,241 Will you relax? I left the backup bird at home. 458 00:16:57,242 --> 00:17:00,177 - What kind of woman makes a backup bird?! - Now, you need to calm down. 459 00:17:00,178 --> 00:17:01,612 Look, nobody minds if I watch the game 460 00:17:01,613 --> 00:17:02,813 on my phone while we eat, right? 461 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,514 Can you stop talking about football 462 00:17:04,515 --> 00:17:07,484 - for half an hour? - Gonna put the sound down! 463 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,895 - You're not getting none of my bird. - I don't want none of your greasy bird. 464 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,588 - Okay, okay. - Stop it! 465 00:17:14,259 --> 00:17:16,392 I don't know what I was thinking. 466 00:17:17,595 --> 00:17:20,030 Like I could pull off a Thanksgiving dinner. 467 00:17:20,031 --> 00:17:21,765 Jill did this. 468 00:17:21,766 --> 00:17:23,567 Not me. 469 00:17:23,568 --> 00:17:27,671 I mean, the only thing that I did was carve the turkey, and... 470 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,839 and keep the dogs off the table. 471 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,978 What is that? 472 00:17:34,979 --> 00:17:36,779 I know that smell. 473 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:39,582 I do, too. 474 00:17:42,387 --> 00:17:44,012 Look. We did it. 475 00:17:44,013 --> 00:17:45,671 We used Mom's recipe. 476 00:17:45,672 --> 00:17:48,273 It was maple syrup that made all the difference. 477 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,727 Oh, girls, that is... 478 00:17:50,728 --> 00:17:53,563 that looks incredible. 479 00:17:53,564 --> 00:17:56,266 That's-that's-that's amazing. 480 00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:59,043 Wow! Oh! 481 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,674 Hey, come on. 482 00:18:03,675 --> 00:18:05,976 Guys, what are we doing here? 483 00:18:05,977 --> 00:18:08,177 This is Thanksgiving. 484 00:18:09,113 --> 00:18:10,633 All right, let's take this in there 485 00:18:10,634 --> 00:18:12,049 and split it up, okay? Come on. 486 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,590 I'm so... 487 00:18:13,591 --> 00:18:16,653 sorry if you thought that I was trying 488 00:18:16,654 --> 00:18:18,255 to take your place or... 489 00:18:18,256 --> 00:18:21,992 No. I'm so happy Jill had someone like you in her life. 490 00:18:21,993 --> 00:18:23,382 In a way, we... 491 00:18:23,383 --> 00:18:24,895 we both lost a sister. 492 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,423 I got to admit, 493 00:18:27,424 --> 00:18:29,365 your turkey looks good. 494 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,601 Oh, yeah? 495 00:18:31,602 --> 00:18:33,170 Mm-hmm. 496 00:18:33,171 --> 00:18:34,637 You gonna taste some of it? 497 00:18:35,673 --> 00:18:37,307 I'm gonna taste some. 498 00:18:37,308 --> 00:18:39,076 - Are you using innuendo right now? - Mind your business. 499 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,110 Okay. Got it. 500 00:18:40,111 --> 00:18:41,411 These dates of yours, 501 00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,913 do you like any of them? 502 00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,414 Not really. 503 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,616 Good. 504 00:18:46,617 --> 00:18:48,685 But I am trying. 505 00:18:51,823 --> 00:18:53,023 Hmm. 506 00:18:53,024 --> 00:18:55,024 Motörhead rocked. 507 00:18:56,027 --> 00:18:57,461 Yeah, they did. 508 00:18:57,462 --> 00:18:59,262 They really, really did. 509 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,098 - Don't touch me. ‭ - You got it. 510 00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:03,633 Is everyone done apologizing? 511 00:19:03,634 --> 00:19:04,701 I want to eat! 512 00:19:07,071 --> 00:19:09,806 Hey, uh, before we eat, I, uh... 513 00:19:09,807 --> 00:19:11,608 I want to say something. 514 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,100 Look, I-I know that I made it seem 515 00:19:13,101 --> 00:19:14,811 like I was super excited about Thanksgiving, 516 00:19:14,812 --> 00:19:16,480 but the truth is... 517 00:19:16,481 --> 00:19:18,148 that was just an act. 518 00:19:18,149 --> 00:19:20,050 Really... 519 00:19:20,051 --> 00:19:24,488 I was worried that it was going to be a painful reminder 520 00:19:24,489 --> 00:19:27,657 of Jill being gone. 521 00:19:27,658 --> 00:19:30,594 But I look around this table... 522 00:19:30,595 --> 00:19:32,662 and I see Allison 523 00:19:32,663 --> 00:19:35,632 and I see Jim. 524 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,068 We got married in your backyard. 525 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,071 And I see Michelle, 526 00:19:41,072 --> 00:19:43,206 who Jill met at the playground 527 00:19:43,207 --> 00:19:44,808 before Natalie and Sahai 528 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,342 were even two. 529 00:19:47,412 --> 00:19:48,645 And I see Delia, 530 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:49,867 who Jill met 531 00:19:49,868 --> 00:19:52,717 - at that Mommy & Me art class. You remember? - We only stayed 532 00:19:52,718 --> 00:19:54,251 for a few weeks, because... 533 00:19:54,252 --> 00:19:56,520 well, it wasn't advanced enough for Addie, but... 534 00:19:56,521 --> 00:19:58,679 I made a friend for life. 535 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,691 Yeah, we're all together here at this table because of Jill. 536 00:20:01,692 --> 00:20:03,321 I was worried that I couldn't do this 537 00:20:03,322 --> 00:20:05,328 without her, but the truth is... 538 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:08,064 she's here. 539 00:20:08,065 --> 00:20:10,299 She's in all of us. 540 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,170 And that's what I'm most thankful for. 541 00:20:17,775 --> 00:20:19,342 Now can we eat? 542 00:20:20,435 --> 00:20:21,511 I'm grabbing that drumstick. 543 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:22,946 If you touch that drumstick, 544 00:20:22,947 --> 00:20:24,581 Jim, I am going to football-tackle you. 545 00:20:24,582 --> 00:20:25,649 ‭Uh-oh. 546 00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:26,650 No more fighting. 547 00:20:26,651 --> 00:20:28,185 - There is more at my house. ‭ - Okay, 548 00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:30,854 then let's eat! Yes! 549 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,789 Happy Thanksgiving! 550 00:20:38,173 --> 00:20:39,603 Linda. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 551 00:20:39,604 --> 00:20:41,721 Didn't you learn anything from the sweet potatoes? 552 00:20:41,722 --> 00:20:44,545 Natalie, you still haven't thrown away your pumpkin. 553 00:20:44,546 --> 00:20:47,069 You should've made it throw away when you had the chance. 554 00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:48,937 Oh, okay. 555 00:20:48,938 --> 00:20:51,326 All right. Let's go... inside.