1 00:00:07,529 --> 00:00:10,184 Can I just sayhow great it is 2 00:00:10,227 --> 00:00:13,056 that you finallyfound Shannon? 3 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:14,188 But... 4 00:00:14,231 --> 00:00:15,667 No, no "but." 5 00:00:15,711 --> 00:00:18,322 You know, what are the odds, right, 6 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:20,629 that you meet somebodyby chance in a cemetery, 7 00:00:20,672 --> 00:00:22,065 and then, months later, 8 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:24,633 you manage to find them again? 9 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:27,462 That's great. 10 00:00:27,505 --> 00:00:28,593 But... 11 00:00:28,637 --> 00:00:30,639 No but! 12 00:00:30,682 --> 00:00:33,337 What's with the buts? There's no but. 13 00:00:33,381 --> 00:00:36,514 It's just... my alarm bells are going off, okay. 14 00:00:36,558 --> 00:00:38,603 She sounds so complicated. 15 00:00:38,647 --> 00:00:40,562 I mean, you got the kid, you got the ex-husband, 16 00:00:40,605 --> 00:00:44,261 you got the pre-airbags Volvo. I mean... alarm bells. 17 00:00:44,305 --> 00:00:45,480 I thought you said there were no buts. 18 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:46,611 FORREST:No, no, no. 19 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:48,744 No, technically that was an "it's just." 20 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:50,354 Thank you.There she is. 21 00:00:50,398 --> 00:00:53,270 Look at her, y'all. My college girl! 22 00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:54,967 Ooh, killin' it! 23 00:00:55,011 --> 00:00:56,404 Ben, I've been in college for three days. 24 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:58,710 Not even a quiz yet. 25 00:00:58,754 --> 00:01:01,104 I haven't actually killed anything.Uh-uh. Come here. 26 00:01:01,148 --> 00:01:02,279 I'll tell you what you're killing. 27 00:01:02,323 --> 00:01:04,107 Hmm? Hmm?You know what you're killing? 28 00:01:04,151 --> 00:01:05,848 Everybody else's chances at valedictorian.[laughter] 29 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:06,936 [laughs] 30 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,895 Stop it. 31 00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:11,636 Did we order dinner already? 32 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,856 'Cause Kai is eating sunflower seeds from the bird feeder. 33 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:16,380 Kai, put that down. 34 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:18,774 FORREST: Oh, there's this cute place 35 00:01:18,817 --> 00:01:20,776 off Glenwood that I pass every day 36 00:01:20,819 --> 00:01:22,082 on the way to my new office. 37 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:24,345 Countertops?That's not a restaurant. 38 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:26,042 They sell stone countertops. 39 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,957 Really?Yeah. 40 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,959 I wanted to try it for so long. 41 00:01:30,002 --> 00:01:32,048 DELIA:Okay, well, look, 42 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,050 about Shannon, um,I wasn't gonna say anything, 43 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,356 but since you brought it up... 44 00:01:35,399 --> 00:01:37,053 No, I didn't. Wasn't-wasn't me. 45 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,141 That's not an accurate description 46 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:39,838 of what happened at all.Nope. Nope. 47 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:41,710 Look, here's the thing. Unrealistic expectations 48 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:43,886 can be so crushing. 49 00:01:43,929 --> 00:01:45,670 Like, 'cause you spendso much time 50 00:01:45,714 --> 00:01:49,848 imagining this total stranger to be some perfect person, 51 00:01:49,892 --> 00:01:52,068 and, really, what do you even know about her? 52 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,549 Oh, I know a lot. 53 00:01:54,592 --> 00:01:56,116 For instance? 54 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:58,727 Uh, it's not what I know up here. 55 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:00,381 It's what I know in here. 56 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:02,383 MICHELLE:Hey, how about we order from 57 00:02:02,426 --> 00:02:04,211 the Marsh Creek MiningCompany?Ooh. 58 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:05,386 Wait, that's a restaurant? 59 00:02:06,735 --> 00:02:09,346 Uh, no, no, no, no. That's so greasy. 60 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:11,392 What? Come on, I start high School tomorrow. 61 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:12,915 Do you really want me to be known as the girl 62 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:15,004 whose entire head is one giant pimple? 63 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:15,700 And everyone's gonna be like,"Oh, my God, look, 64 00:02:15,744 --> 00:02:17,180 "it's the new girl 65 00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:18,529 "who doesn't have a head, just the biggest zit 66 00:02:18,573 --> 00:02:20,052 I've ever seen." Is that really what you want? 67 00:02:20,096 --> 00:02:21,750 Okay, okay, you said Shannon's a chef, right? 68 00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:23,621 Yeah.Her place do take-out? 69 00:02:23,665 --> 00:02:25,797 I don't know.Is it her place,or does she just work there? 70 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:27,364 I don't-- I don't know. 71 00:02:27,408 --> 00:02:29,105 Okay, well, why don't we look itup? What's her last name? 72 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,715 I don't know. 73 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:32,369 Okay, you're right. 74 00:02:32,413 --> 00:02:34,980 I get it. There's a lotabout Shannon that I don't know. 75 00:02:35,024 --> 00:02:37,983 And you're worried that I'm being unrealistic. 76 00:02:38,027 --> 00:02:39,637 Yes.But you also thought 77 00:02:39,681 --> 00:02:41,509 that I would never find her, and I did. 78 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:43,163 I was right about that. 79 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:45,774 And I'm right about this, too. 80 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:47,210 Tomorrow night'sour first date. 81 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:48,864 I'm taking her out to dinner. 82 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:51,736 For the ceremonial unveiling of last names.[laughter] 83 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:54,130 Know what, not only am I gonna get her last name, 84 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,958 I might even get her middle name. 85 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:57,960 What?!Whoa, watch out, player. 86 00:02:58,003 --> 00:03:00,789 I'm eating croutons, folks. 87 00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:02,182 This is whatit's come to. 88 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:04,227 Okay, let's order some dinner. 89 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:05,620 All right, why don't we just, uh, 90 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:07,535 try that new place off the park,Super Noodle? 91 00:03:07,578 --> 00:03:09,363 The kids' bookstore? 92 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:11,887 Oh, come on, now...now that'sintentionally misleading. Right? 93 00:03:14,019 --> 00:03:16,935 Okay, I hope you guys don't mind I finished 94 00:03:16,979 --> 00:03:18,676 the last of the yirgacheffe. 95 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,462 There's still plenty ofSumatran Peaberry left, though. 96 00:03:21,505 --> 00:03:22,506 That's salt, my dude. 97 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:24,421 [laughs] 98 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:26,858 [a la Ed McMahon]: You are correct, sir. Yes. 99 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:28,120 [chuckles] 100 00:03:28,164 --> 00:03:30,122 Ed McMahon? 101 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:33,169 Hey-oh! [laughter] 102 00:03:35,606 --> 00:03:37,695 Dimitri. Sick vid. 103 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:38,870 [laughing]: Oh, yeah. 104 00:03:40,829 --> 00:03:42,570 [laughing] 105 00:03:42,613 --> 00:03:45,225 Oh, it's so cool. 106 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,446 FORREST: They have a group text. 107 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:52,057 All of them, all together. 108 00:03:52,101 --> 00:03:55,191 They share jokes and stuff, and... I'm not on it. 109 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,672 Well, I'm sure it'sjust an oversight. 110 00:03:57,715 --> 00:03:59,804 I mean, you're new. 111 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:02,198 It's not 'cause I'm new, Delia. It's because I'm old. 112 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,113 The next oldest guy there 113 00:04:04,156 --> 00:04:07,290 is, like, 35, and they call him "gramps." 114 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:10,162 I bet not one of them has ever sent a fax. 115 00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:12,252 Not one single fax. 116 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:15,124 Well, I'm sure they'd send one if you asked them to. 117 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:17,692 Why would I ask them to?You seem to want them to. 118 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:22,131 No, no, it's just 119 00:04:22,174 --> 00:04:25,090 that I feel completely left out. 120 00:04:25,134 --> 00:04:26,918 Well, honey, why don't you talk to your guy-- 121 00:04:26,962 --> 00:04:28,398 what's his name-- Dimitri? 122 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:29,834 Oh, my main dude Dimitri.Yeah. 123 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:31,749 Ask your main dude to add you to the group text. 124 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:33,229 Oh, I don't know. 125 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,317 They might call me thirsty. 126 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:37,364 Thirsty's a word they use all the time. 127 00:04:37,407 --> 00:04:39,627 If you have to ask, you'll never understand, 128 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:41,672 so I don't want to ask. 129 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:44,806 [quietly]: Okay... 130 00:04:44,849 --> 00:04:47,983 [Wade sighs] 131 00:04:48,026 --> 00:04:50,899 Uh, hey, buddy, 132 00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:52,857 Is, uh, is your mom home? 133 00:04:52,901 --> 00:04:54,816 She's yelling at my dad. 134 00:04:54,859 --> 00:04:56,687 SHANNON: Pick up your phone, you jerk. 135 00:04:56,731 --> 00:04:58,080 You were supposed to be here an hour ago. 136 00:04:58,123 --> 00:05:00,691 Call me back. Hi.Hi. 137 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:03,607 I am so sorry. Ugh! Frustrated. 138 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:05,305 My ex was supposed to be here to watch Bert, 139 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:07,655 and, um, he's not. 140 00:05:07,698 --> 00:05:09,744 Ah, well, that-that's okay. 141 00:05:09,787 --> 00:05:11,398 No, no, it's not. 142 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:13,138 I was really looking forward to tonight. 143 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:14,749 I mean, I shaved my legs and everything. 144 00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:18,230 I-I don't know why... I don't know why I just told you that. 145 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:20,755 Hey, you know, I have kids, too.I know stuff happens. 146 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:22,234 It's-it's not a problem. 147 00:05:22,278 --> 00:05:23,540 We can, we can do this another night. 148 00:05:23,584 --> 00:05:25,673 I have an idea. I don't know. Is this crazy? 149 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:27,675 Is it crazy for us just to eat here? 150 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:30,373 I could whip something up. You've already met Bert. 151 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,201 And you shaved your legs. 152 00:05:32,244 --> 00:05:33,724 I still don't know why I said that to you. 153 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:35,247 Um, yeah?Yeah. 154 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:36,205 I would love to. Great. 155 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:37,337 Okay.Okay, come on in. 156 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:42,037 So this girl Riley from my algebra class, 157 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,778 she was like, "Hey, want to sit together at lunch?" 158 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:45,649 And then Riley's friends from her middle school 159 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:48,522 came and sat with us, and I was all, "Score!" 160 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:50,785 Wow. So you met your crew on day one? 161 00:05:50,828 --> 00:05:52,221 Yeah, I thought so. 162 00:05:52,264 --> 00:05:54,223 And then they started talking about anime. 163 00:05:54,266 --> 00:05:55,920 What about anime?I don't know. 164 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:58,009 I don't know anythingabout anime. 165 00:05:58,053 --> 00:06:00,664 But that's all they talk about,and I do not want to be one of 166 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:02,362 those weird kids who onlytalks about anime at lunch. 167 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:04,538 So? It's just one lunch. 168 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:06,801 No, because then, when the bell rang, 169 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:09,325 they all said, "See you tomorrow, Grace." 170 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,762 So that's it, I'm officially one of those 171 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:13,808 weird anime kids who's obsessed with folding robots 172 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:16,463 and girls with cat ears and lightning for hair. 173 00:06:18,769 --> 00:06:20,554 I got this. 174 00:06:21,729 --> 00:06:23,687 Hey. 175 00:06:23,731 --> 00:06:25,994 I couldn't help but hear that story 176 00:06:26,037 --> 00:06:27,735 about the girl from your algebra class. 177 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:30,868 Yeah. I'm sure it sounds dumb. 178 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:33,654 It's just hardstarting a new school. 179 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:36,134 It is, but that's not what I'm getting at. 180 00:06:36,178 --> 00:06:38,441 See, I'm in this econ class, 181 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:41,096 and you need a lot of algebra for that.Mm-hmm. 182 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:43,533 So could you remind me, how do you do algebra? 183 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:48,582 Oh, my God, look at that. 184 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:51,585 That looks amazing. What is it? 185 00:06:51,628 --> 00:06:53,891 Well, it's a tomato puréewith layers of artisanal cheese, 186 00:06:53,935 --> 00:06:57,155 uh, tender bitesof spiced pork, 187 00:06:57,199 --> 00:06:59,157 and it's all wrappedin a delicate puff pastry. 188 00:06:59,201 --> 00:07:00,550 Have a seat.Ah. 189 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:03,945 It's, uh, it's basicallyjust a homemade Hot Pocket 190 00:07:03,988 --> 00:07:05,512 because I haven't beenin the store in forever.[both laugh] 191 00:07:05,555 --> 00:07:07,818 Well, uh, cheers.Cheers. 192 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:10,386 [music plays indistinctly in background] 193 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,606 Mm. 194 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:16,087 You know, I knew that we were kindred spirits. 195 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:18,481 I mean, you work with food, 196 00:07:18,525 --> 00:07:21,484 and I work with plants, but we both take 197 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,486 whatever we've got to work with 198 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,270 and we create something special from it. 199 00:07:25,314 --> 00:07:26,794 Aw. 200 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:28,099 Wade, do you want to hear a joke? 201 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:30,145 Uh... 202 00:07:30,188 --> 00:07:32,756 Yeah, uh, sure thing, buddy. 203 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:36,325 Okay, a gynecologist walks into a bar...Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. 204 00:07:36,368 --> 00:07:37,674 Do you even know what that means? 205 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:40,242 Nope. But then a naked ladyorders a screwdriver... 206 00:07:40,285 --> 00:07:41,635 SHANNON: Okay, you know what? 207 00:07:41,678 --> 00:07:43,245 It's bedtime. It's bedtime.Okay. 208 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:45,813 Come on, I'll be five minutes. 209 00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:47,292 I mean, who am I kidding? He's gonna want a story. 210 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:48,990 It's gonna be, like, 15. 211 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:50,382 [sighs] 212 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:53,037 I kind of want to hear the end of that joke. 213 00:07:56,388 --> 00:07:58,390 See, you can't solve for "X" until you isolate it 214 00:07:58,434 --> 00:08:02,394 on one side of the equation.Oh, right, of course. 215 00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:06,137 If I were you, Mom, I would start with the fundamentals. 216 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:08,662 Like these division problems. 217 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:10,881 That's your homework, Noah. 218 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:11,708 These first two are wrong. 219 00:08:11,752 --> 00:08:14,537 Go. 220 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:16,365 [both chuckle] 221 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:19,063 Look at my coed. She just never stops. 222 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:20,412 And, Grace, 223 00:08:20,456 --> 00:08:22,110 learning from the master, I see. 224 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:24,112 That's right. 225 00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:24,895 That sure is.Mm-hmm. 226 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:26,549 [laughter] 227 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:27,942 DELIA: Hey, everybody. Addie! 228 00:08:27,985 --> 00:08:29,987 Honey, let's go. 229 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:33,121 We've got time for half a Great British Bake-Off.Oh, shoot. 230 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:34,470 Natalie and I should get going, too. 231 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,776 We have school in the morning. 232 00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:37,429 I mean, unless I get lucky and get crushed 233 00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:39,127 by a tree branch in the middle of the night. 234 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:40,650 Natalie, let's go! 235 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:42,609 Is Grace okay?You know, 236 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:44,567 new school; it's hardto find your place. 237 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:46,917 Oh, my God, it never changes. 238 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:49,006 Forrest is having the same problem at his new job. 239 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,442 Change is hard. 240 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:51,705 Not for you, baby.Right. 241 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:52,967 'Cause I'm killing it. 242 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,142 Killing it. 243 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:55,447 I just hate to see Forrest this upset. 244 00:08:55,491 --> 00:08:57,580 I'd reach out to his colleague Dimitri myself 245 00:08:57,624 --> 00:09:00,235 if I didn't know it was a bad idea. 246 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:01,802 But you do know it's a bad idea, right? 247 00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:03,586 Is it?Yes! 248 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:04,413 I just said it was. 249 00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:08,199 Guess I'll just have to watch him suffer pointlessly. 250 00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:09,679 Definitely will.Yes, you will. 251 00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:10,854 I just said I will! 252 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:16,860 So I spent two years working on a vegan farming co-op.Mm. 253 00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:20,603 And then I spent a summer apprenticing for a butcher. 254 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,692 Wow.Lost a lot of friends that year. 255 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:25,521 [both laugh]So let me ask you this. 256 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,131 Yes.Uh, if I were 257 00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:29,960 to get a whole hogfrom my uncle... Mm-hmm. 258 00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:32,528 ...you could dress it for me?Yes, I could. 259 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,792 That is so unbelievably hot. 260 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:37,272 Is it?That's so hot. 261 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:39,709 Okay. All right.Oh, that's so hot. 262 00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:41,624 Oh...Ah! 263 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:44,714 That is so unbelievably unfortunate. 264 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:46,150 Too late for another? 265 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:48,544 No. Not even kinda. You do that, 266 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,241 and I'll go check on Bert, because he's been sleepwalking 267 00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:52,113 and peeing in his sock drawer. 268 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:54,245 Oh, yeah, you better go do that. 269 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:56,160 [sighs] 270 00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:58,162 Do you know what'sgoing on in this show? 271 00:09:58,206 --> 00:10:00,512 No, it doesn't make any sense. 272 00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:04,168 Hey, I'm at eight percent. How much you got? 273 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:07,476 59.Oh, juice me. 274 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:10,348 I don't want to miss it ifthey add me to that text chain. 275 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:21,142 FORREST: I'm not sure about this coconut sparkling water. 276 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:22,578 It almost tastes like 277 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,972 the outside of a coconut, you know?[phone chimes] 278 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,062 Deels. 279 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:31,413 Hmm? Uh, just writinga quick e-mail. 280 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,676 FORREST: Yeah, it's, like, hairy-flavored. 281 00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,810 I don't think that's what they were going for. 282 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,336 [sighs] 283 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:42,642 [exhales sharply] 284 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,687 [door closes] 285 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:03,880 Who the hell are you?! 286 00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:05,403 [screaming] 287 00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:07,449 Who the hell are you?!Who are you? 288 00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:08,406 Who am I? Who are you? 289 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,017 [shushing] 290 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,801 SHANNON: What is going on? 291 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,455 I-I caught this guy in your house.What? 292 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:15,109 I live here. Put the ladle down before you bend it. 293 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,980 What-- Who-who the hell is this guy? 294 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:19,243 SHANNON: This is Doug. 295 00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,332 My ex-husband.Your... 296 00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:22,725 WADE: W-What's he doing here? 297 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:25,293 What-- Like I said, I live here. 298 00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:27,382 In the garage, but this is where the food is. 299 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,819 Uh, well, and the batteries, supposedly.Doug, this is Wade. 300 00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:32,213 Ni-- Oh, niceto meet you, Wade. 301 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:34,215 Uh, what, do you work with Shan? 302 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:36,608 Uh, no. No, actually, I'm her date. 303 00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,262 Oh, good for you. 304 00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:41,135 Crap, I'm supposed to be watching Bert. 305 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,876 Yeah, how's that going? 306 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:45,835 Uh...BERT: Why is everyone talking so loud? 307 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,576 Can I watch a MythBusters?No way. 308 00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:50,535 Yeah, sure.What are you doing? It's almost 11:30. 309 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:52,407 I'm just trying to smooth out your date.WADE: Uh, you know what? 310 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:53,843 It looks like you guys got a lot to work out. 311 00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,366 I'm just gonna...No, no, no. Please don't go. 312 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,846 This is just gonna take a minute.BERT: Mom? 313 00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:57,847 Why are all my socks wet? 314 00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:59,588 [sighs]Aw, buddy, 315 00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:01,198 you're still doing that?SHANNON: No, don't do that. 316 00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,287 Do not make him feel bad.Yeah, we gotto find a way 317 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,985 to lock those drawers.That is not the solution, 318 00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:06,247 and you know it. I'll be right there, bud. 319 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,773 WADE: Uh, I guess, uh, 320 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,122 I'm gonna go. 321 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,646 Sure.Uh... 322 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,648 There. Yeah.Ah. Here. 323 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,051 Her ex-husband lives with her? 324 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,706 No. No, he lives in the garage.Oh... 325 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,969 An attached garage?Yeah. 326 00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:34,536 Yeah, but, uh, he, you know,he only comes in the house 327 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:37,713 if he has to use the bathroomor get some food or something. 328 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,802 Real talk, isn't an attached garage 329 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:42,283 just a room that you put a car in? 330 00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,764 Okay, Ben, yes,he lives in her house. 331 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,288 Do you really want to keeppicking this scab?No, no. 332 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:48,637 I got it.[phone chimes] 333 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,682 Oh, wow. Deels, Deels. 334 00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,728 DELIA: Mm.Deels, Deels, Deels, check it out. 335 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,817 What?Check it out. I just got added to the work text chain. 336 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:57,385 [laughs]Well, now, 337 00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:58,647 you see? 338 00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,475 I knew it wasjust a matter of time 339 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:01,955 before you got inwith that crowd. 340 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,827 Oh, man, I'm so jazzed. 341 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,611 I mean, I expected to be jazzed, 342 00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,657 but I'm even more jazzed than I thought I'd be, 343 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,529 [laughs]: and that was pretty jazzed. 344 00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,531 Well, good.[phone chimes] 345 00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:16,534 Hmm.What? What is it? 346 00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,449 Oh, nothing. Nothing. 347 00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:19,711 No, it's just, Sequoia from generational branding, 348 00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,278 she sent this funny thing about, uh, 349 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,890 the fruit cart guy in the lobby downstairs and I... 350 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:26,849 Just trying to think of, uh, a good reply. 351 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,982 Well, do you have to? 352 00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,679 Yeah, of course. I got to make my mark on this thing. 353 00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,812 I don't want people regretting they added me, you know? 354 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,552 Guys?Yeah? 355 00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:36,598 Flag on the play: 356 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:37,555 Shannon lives with her ex. 357 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,383 Of cour-- Of course she does. 358 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:44,258 Of cour-- I mean, why doesnobody listen to my alarm bells? 359 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,216 I mean, they've just beenring-ding-aling-ing 360 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,392 for anybody to hear,this whole time. 361 00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:51,439 God, there's so many memes flying around on this chat. 362 00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,875 Hey, is, um, 363 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,008 Kermit sipping tea still a thing? 364 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,793 DELIA:Oh, honey, it's a,it's a text chain. 365 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,056 Just type the letter "K" and be done with it. 366 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,580 No way. I worked my butt off trying to get in this thing. 367 00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,408 I'm not gonna blow it now. 368 00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,846 Wade, I'm so sorry. 369 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,152 [sighs] Don't be sorry. 370 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,111 I hate want to admit it, but you were right. 371 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,983 I just built the whole thing uptoo high in my head. 372 00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,377 Look, I-I just want what's best for you. 373 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,727 And I'm sure Shannon's great. 374 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,555 It's just, her life sounds 375 00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:23,166 so chaotic-- not that there's anything wrong with chaos, 376 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:25,560 but I mean, come on, chaos is terrible, so... 377 00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,127 FORREST:Guys, 378 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,564 is the "Cash Me Outside"meme too played or what? 379 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,261 Forrest, not right now. 380 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,872 Am I better off with the lady pointing at the cat? 381 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,569 Forrest, please.I mean, 382 00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:37,485 w-where do you find good memesanyway, huh? Oh, God. 383 00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:40,880 Memes, memes,memes, memes. 384 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,926 God, this is so hard! 385 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,494 Can't believe I-- What was I thinking? I... 386 00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:48,409 Forrest, I've got something to tell you. 387 00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:51,891 Uh-huh?I'm the reason that you're on that text chain. 388 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,460 I e-mailed Dimitri and I asked him to add you, okay? 389 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:59,463 You e-mailed Dimitri? 390 00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:02,162 My main dude Dimitri? 391 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,207 Yeah. 392 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:08,559 [gasps] Do you have any idea how humiliating that is? 393 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,387 [groans] 394 00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:11,301 Yeah...Uh... 395 00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,129 [both stammer] 396 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,826 Honey... 397 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:17,394 Honey, I am so sorry. 398 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:20,136 You're gonna undo this.You're gonna e-mail Dimitri 399 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,833 and you're gonna tell himto take me off the list. 400 00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,009 No. 401 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,272 No. I got to do it myself. 402 00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:28,188 But I don't wantto be off the list. 403 00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,407 God, what have you done to me? 404 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,627 I just wanted you to make friends. 405 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,107 Forrest, where are you going? 406 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,283 I don't know. This way. 407 00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:38,198 Come on, you're hogging the TV. 408 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,243 [shushes] I'm on the fifthepisode of Ghost Princess Seven. 409 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:43,072 Riley said it's the bestepisode and she's so right. 410 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,945 Why does Ghost Princess Seven have a tail? 411 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,076 Because she's the anointed one. 412 00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,384 The one who can unite the seven spirits 413 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,038 to defeat the overfiend. 414 00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,692 Oh, God, are you turninginto an anime kid? 415 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:55,998 What? Just because I like some anime 416 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,826 doesn't make me an anime kid. 417 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,569 Great. Now I missed what the oyster said. 418 00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,094 [door opens] 419 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,793 Looks like you coulduse a tutor. 420 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:11,883 You know what? I could.[chuckles] 421 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,973 It just so happens that, uh, 422 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,888 I could teach youa thing or two...No, Ben, I need a tutor! 423 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,369 I need a tutor who understands algebra. 424 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,023 But baby, y-you are... 425 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,417 Don't tell me I'm killing it! 426 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:26,159 You keep telling me I'm killing it but I'm not. 427 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:29,205 I'm drowning. 428 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,120 And I know how proud of me you are, 429 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,905 but I don't know why I thought I could do this. 430 00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,690 I feel like I'm failing you. 431 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,126 Failing me? 432 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,783 Baby, you think I'm proud of youbecause you're great at math? 433 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,915 I'm proud of you'cause you're doing something 434 00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,874 incredibly brave. 435 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,571 What? 436 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,269 Going back to school. 437 00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,053 After all this time? 438 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,708 Of courseit's gonna be hard. 439 00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:56,102 But don't let thatfreeze you up. 440 00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:58,974 'Cause you aremy superstar. 441 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,411 Stop saying that.But you are. 442 00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:03,370 Tell me another womanwith houseful of kids 443 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,546 that's doing whatyou're doing right now. 444 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,287 Go ahead, I'll wait. 445 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,680 There's Tina in my stats class. 446 00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:11,595 Oh. 447 00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,858 Tina in stats, huh? 448 00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,469 Four kids? 449 00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:16,818 Two kids. 450 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,472 Two kids? 451 00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,169 Get out of here with two kids. 452 00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,084 Two kids is nothing.[chuckles] 453 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:24,652 Ain't got four like you.Mm. 454 00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,219 You got this, baby. 455 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,482 Now let me see that book.Now watch. 456 00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:31,180 Act like I don't knowmy numbers.Hmm. 457 00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:34,531 Help you out.So, where are we... 458 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,316 Yeah, you gonna need a tutor. 459 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,970 See you tomorrow, everyone.Orlando. 460 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,711 Good night. 461 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:41,843 Hey. 462 00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:44,585 [chuckles]:Hey. 463 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,195 You're not concealing a whisk, are you? 464 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,762 [chuckles] 465 00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:50,634 I'm sorry last nightwas such a bust. 466 00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:53,811 I just wish you would've told me that you live with your ex. 467 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:56,901 Well, I thought we weregonna be out at a restaurant. 468 00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:59,687 Okay, all right, but...Why does it matter so much? 469 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,515 Because I... 470 00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:03,691 I think that this could be something. 471 00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:07,042 But we got to be up-front with each other. 472 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,218 Look, my-my friends keep telling me, 473 00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,655 "You know nothing aboutthis woman," and you know what? 474 00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:14,702 They're right. They're right, I don't.Yeah. 475 00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,443 You're right. You're--Okay. You're right,I should have told you. 476 00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:18,053 But it just--I really wanted our first date 477 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,578 to be, like,fun and sexy, you know? 478 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:24,668 And then you couldget to my baggage. 479 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:27,062 Because the way I live,it's-it's real screwy. 480 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,369 You know? I work late most nights 481 00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,675 and Doug is always out of town for work. 482 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:33,808 And we can't afford two houses, so we want 483 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,766 to provide a-a normal,stable environment 484 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:38,682 for Bert and, I don't know, is it ideal? 485 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:43,513 It's a mess, but it's-it's the way it is. 486 00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,646 We can't all havethese easy, clean divorces 487 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,561 the way you obviously have. 488 00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,041 Right. 489 00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:52,566 What? 490 00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:53,784 I-I didn't mention this? 491 00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:55,482 What? 492 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,788 Uh, I'm not divorced. 493 00:18:57,832 --> 00:19:00,835 My wife Jill, she-she died. 494 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,576 Oh. 495 00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,666 But I'm the one keeping secrets. 496 00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,929 I mean, don't-- I'm sorry. 497 00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:10,845 Sorry, don't get me-- I feel,I feel terrible. You poor thing. 498 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:12,977 Uh, thank you, but...But how could you nottell me that? 499 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,110 I-I should have.[laughs]:Yeah. Yeah. 500 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,938 You bet your ass you should have. 501 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,810 Okay. I'm sorry. 502 00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,421 Wow. 503 00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,424 You're a widower. 504 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,209 And a father,you own your own business. 505 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,516 You must get laid a ton. 506 00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:32,040 Uh, uh, no. No. 507 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,737 Uh, I'm not that kind of guy. 508 00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,391 Uh-huh. 509 00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:36,827 I mean, I could be.[both laugh] 510 00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:38,655 But I am not. I'm not.All right. 511 00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:41,310 But honestly, I re-- I could be.O-Okay. I got it. 512 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,270 Hey, could... 513 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:47,229 Could we do this again tomorrow night? 514 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,405 I'm working the dinner shiftthe next two nights, and... 515 00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:51,233 [sighs]Doug is away all weekend. 516 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,104 So yes, the answer's yes.I would love to. 517 00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:54,976 I would love to, but... 518 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,543 anything we dowould have to involve Bert. 519 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:57,805 He doesn't scare me. 520 00:19:57,848 --> 00:19:59,198 He will. 521 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,764 BOTH: [chuckle] Okay. 522 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:02,201 Okay.All right. 523 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,855 Hey, Shannon?Yeah. 524 00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:07,771 What's your last name? 525 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,773 What? You want me to give away all my secrets? 526 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:18,652 No, ma'am. 527 00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,310 [both chuckle] 528 00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,790 All right. Okay.Okay. 529 00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:35,103 Uh, guys, guys,I'm so embarrassed. 530 00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:36,974 Uh, I know about the e-mail, 531 00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:38,411 about putting me on the group chat, 532 00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:39,847 and it's just... 533 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,370 so not cool. 534 00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:42,893 Seriously, I sympathize. 535 00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:45,853 Low-key, your mom sounds just like mine. 536 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,158 My mom? 537 00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:50,118 Dude, I'm so with you. 538 00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:54,209 I'm like, "Mom, I'm an adult. Just let me grow up already." 539 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,297 [laughter]You know whatI mean? Like... 540 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,168 Yeah. Yeah, it's... 541 00:20:57,212 --> 00:21:00,302 Moms: the worst. 542 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,565 The worst.Yes. Oh, my God.You get it. 543 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:10,225 Captioning sponsored by CBS 544 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,446 and TOYOTA. 545 00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:14,490 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org