1 00:00:00,056 --> 00:00:06,556 The Unicorn S01E18 No Matter What the Future Brings Original Air Date on Mar 12, 2020 2 00:00:07,656 --> 00:00:10,209 Delia, this outfit, does it make it look 3 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:12,569 - like I'm trying too hard? - Honey, 4 00:00:12,571 --> 00:00:15,282 do you remember when my mother thought she was the first person 5 00:00:15,284 --> 00:00:16,650 to discover Bitmojis? 6 00:00:16,652 --> 00:00:18,919 - Yeah. - Yeah. This is like that. 7 00:00:18,921 --> 00:00:20,292 Except I can't block it. 8 00:00:20,294 --> 00:00:22,722 I'm just so nervous, you know? I... 9 00:00:22,724 --> 00:00:24,291 I'm trying to get a job at this company, 10 00:00:24,293 --> 00:00:25,926 and the oldest person there is, like, 11 00:00:25,928 --> 00:00:28,028 15 years younger than I am. 12 00:00:28,030 --> 00:00:30,506 You've got this. Just breathe. Calm. 13 00:00:30,508 --> 00:00:33,197 - Centered. - Nobody in the history 14 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:36,362 of humanity has ever been calmed or centered by that gesture. 15 00:00:36,364 --> 00:00:37,504 - Okay. - Oh, hey, 16 00:00:37,506 --> 00:00:38,939 hey, what about the beanie? 17 00:00:38,941 --> 00:00:40,106 It's got a picture 18 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:41,608 of a little beanie on it. 19 00:00:41,610 --> 00:00:43,476 That's meta. Young people live for meta. 20 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:46,433 Honey, I'm sorry, but you are really overthinking this. 21 00:00:46,435 --> 00:00:48,095 Age is just a number. 22 00:00:48,097 --> 00:00:49,529 It doesn't mean anything. 23 00:00:49,531 --> 00:00:52,219 You just got to believe in yourself and your skills. 24 00:00:52,221 --> 00:00:53,753 And your... 25 00:00:53,755 --> 00:00:55,121 beautiful, shiny head. 26 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:56,913 Hmm. 27 00:00:56,915 --> 00:00:58,915 _ 28 00:01:00,676 --> 00:01:02,432 I'm just worried 29 00:01:02,434 --> 00:01:04,831 because Jill's birthday hit Wade so hard last year. 30 00:01:04,833 --> 00:01:07,834 Poor guy. Wouldn't leave the cemetery for hours. 31 00:01:07,836 --> 00:01:09,569 I would check on him, but... 32 00:01:09,571 --> 00:01:12,205 I-I can't, you know, 'cause... Uh-oh. 33 00:01:12,207 --> 00:01:13,773 Uh-oh. Ear things down. 34 00:01:13,775 --> 00:01:15,008 Ben. Hey, Ben. 35 00:01:15,010 --> 00:01:16,409 Hang on, okay? Don't hang up. 36 00:01:16,411 --> 00:01:17,777 I'm gonna go ahead and hang up now. 37 00:01:17,779 --> 00:01:19,179 I will get Michelle to check in 38 00:01:19,181 --> 00:01:20,447 on Wade, though. She's free. 39 00:01:20,449 --> 00:01:21,682 Ben? 40 00:01:22,718 --> 00:01:24,150 Ben. 41 00:01:24,152 --> 00:01:25,849 Oh, I'm free? Sure. 42 00:01:25,851 --> 00:01:27,120 All I've got to do is 43 00:01:27,122 --> 00:01:29,918 drop off four kids, grab Kai's cap and gown, 44 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,378 and decorate for his graduation party tomorrow. 45 00:01:32,380 --> 00:01:33,890 I'd check in on Wade myself, 46 00:01:33,892 --> 00:01:36,529 but I have to work. 47 00:01:36,531 --> 00:01:39,132 I mean... clearly motherhood is work. 48 00:01:39,134 --> 00:01:40,634 More flexible hours. 49 00:01:40,636 --> 00:01:42,702 Or less. 50 00:01:42,704 --> 00:01:44,346 - I should stop talking. - Yes, you should. 51 00:01:44,348 --> 00:01:45,615 But I'll go check on Wade. 52 00:01:47,175 --> 00:01:48,643 Ben? 53 00:01:50,545 --> 00:01:52,178 Ben, you there? 54 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:54,180 - This could not be any worse! - Grace. 55 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:55,548 You need to open the door. 56 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:57,083 I'm sure the dress looks wonderful. 57 00:01:57,085 --> 00:01:59,398 It's a disaster! Justin can't see me like this. 58 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:01,354 Do you really think Justin can see me like this? 59 00:02:01,356 --> 00:02:02,589 I can't see you like this. 60 00:02:02,591 --> 00:02:04,158 Will you please just open the door? 61 00:02:06,495 --> 00:02:08,094 You-you look great. 62 00:02:08,096 --> 00:02:09,514 Really? This is what looks great, 63 00:02:09,516 --> 00:02:10,675 the fact that you can see my bra? 64 00:02:10,677 --> 00:02:12,165 Is that what you're saying looks great? That's weird. 65 00:02:12,167 --> 00:02:14,167 - I didn't say that. - So you're saying I look great 66 00:02:14,169 --> 00:02:15,658 as long as I'm standing against a wall? 67 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:17,510 So I should just stand against a wall the entire night tonight? 68 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,773 - That's your solution? - Yes, that's my solution. 69 00:02:19,775 --> 00:02:21,374 That is so not funny! 70 00:02:21,376 --> 00:02:23,343 Grace, come on, I'm just... 71 00:02:23,345 --> 00:02:25,578 She's been acting like this all week. 72 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:26,943 Do you think she's on drugs? 73 00:02:26,945 --> 00:02:29,379 Worse. She's a teenager. 74 00:02:31,053 --> 00:02:32,786 Oh, my God. 75 00:02:32,788 --> 00:02:34,254 Oh! My-my... 76 00:02:34,256 --> 00:02:36,022 my lips are on fire. 77 00:02:36,024 --> 00:02:38,169 You kissed me right on my acne medicine. 78 00:02:38,171 --> 00:02:41,227 What... Since when do you have acne?! 79 00:02:45,726 --> 00:02:46,948 Wade? 80 00:02:46,950 --> 00:02:48,639 Hey, hey, hey. Come in. 81 00:02:48,641 --> 00:02:50,624 Oh, am I interrupting? 82 00:02:50,626 --> 00:02:51,871 No, no, not at all. 83 00:02:51,873 --> 00:02:53,906 I was just checking on you, 84 00:02:53,908 --> 00:02:55,842 with Jill's birthday and everything. 85 00:02:55,844 --> 00:02:58,177 Thank you. We're... 86 00:02:58,179 --> 00:02:59,901 - we're doing okay. - Okay, well, 87 00:02:59,903 --> 00:03:01,559 when I saw the thing on Facebook... 88 00:03:01,561 --> 00:03:02,648 I know. Yeah. 89 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:04,183 I thought about closing the account, but... 90 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:06,285 people leave such nice messages. 91 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:08,654 Oh, what are they writing? Ooh, sorry. I didn't mean to look at that. 92 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:10,022 Oh, no, no, no. That's-that's fine. 93 00:03:10,024 --> 00:03:11,624 What you do when you're alone, that's your business. 94 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,106 It's not porn, Michelle. 95 00:03:13,108 --> 00:03:14,293 I'm bra shopping. 96 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:16,313 - Okay. - For Grace. 97 00:03:16,315 --> 00:03:18,238 So that she can look good 98 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,533 for some horrible boy. 99 00:03:20,535 --> 00:03:21,791 I mean, I shouldn't say that. 100 00:03:21,793 --> 00:03:24,570 I'm sure he's a very nice guy. But I hate him. 101 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:27,206 - On principle. - I mean, I can't believe it. 102 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:29,675 I mean, it wasn't that long ago that all she wanted to do 103 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:31,811 on Friday nights was curl up on the couch with me, 104 00:03:31,813 --> 00:03:34,947 eat ice cream and watch terrible Tinker Bell movies. 105 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:37,550 - Yeah. Time flies. - Yeah. 106 00:03:37,552 --> 00:03:40,686 Speaking of, I have to go save some seats for Kai's graduation. 107 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:42,189 Preschool parents are jackals. 108 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:45,441 Can someone please bring Eli a Gatorade? 109 00:03:45,443 --> 00:03:47,693 I need a urine sample from him, and he's given me nothing. 110 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:49,733 - What's going on? - The rep from Vizor Pharma 111 00:03:49,735 --> 00:03:51,230 is here, and you're blocking my view. 112 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:52,865 Okay, guys, are we in an office, 113 00:03:52,867 --> 00:03:54,100 or is this a... 114 00:03:54,102 --> 00:03:55,434 Oh. 115 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:58,070 That's an... attractive man. 116 00:03:58,072 --> 00:04:02,241 Can I interest any of you in a pop socket or a stress ball? 117 00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:03,876 I'll take both. 118 00:04:03,878 --> 00:04:04,977 How about you, Dr. Delia? 119 00:04:04,979 --> 00:04:06,517 You... 120 00:04:06,519 --> 00:04:08,409 No, that's what my patients call me. 121 00:04:08,411 --> 00:04:10,883 You just call me Delia, or just whatever. 122 00:04:10,885 --> 00:04:12,852 Well, you know, old habits die hard. 123 00:04:12,854 --> 00:04:15,855 That's true, th-that's true, yeah, yeah, yeah. 124 00:04:15,857 --> 00:04:18,357 What... what are we... what are we talking about? 125 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:19,692 I was your patient. 126 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:20,928 Ted Lasker. 127 00:04:21,930 --> 00:04:23,362 Teddy Lasker? 128 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:25,064 Who used to put the Hot Wheels up your... ? 129 00:04:25,066 --> 00:04:26,934 - Yep. That was me. - Wh... 130 00:04:28,203 --> 00:04:30,403 You're so... 131 00:04:30,405 --> 00:04:32,972 big now. 132 00:04:32,974 --> 00:04:34,240 Big. 133 00:04:34,242 --> 00:04:35,808 Big boy. 134 00:04:38,947 --> 00:04:40,580 Ah. 135 00:04:40,582 --> 00:04:42,748 Oh, good. I didn't miss anything. 136 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,550 You missed Kai having a meltdown 137 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:46,219 because his robe was itchy. 138 00:04:46,221 --> 00:04:48,072 - Hmm. - And Kai refusing to look at the camera 139 00:04:48,074 --> 00:04:49,731 for his picture, and Kai's slap fight 140 00:04:49,733 --> 00:04:50,990 with his best friend Lucas. 141 00:04:50,992 --> 00:04:53,093 Okay, I get it. I'm sorry. 142 00:04:54,195 --> 00:04:55,494 - But on the upside... - Hmm? 143 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:57,396 ... this is the last kid in preschool. 144 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:58,564 Meaning? 145 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:00,027 Meaning starting this fall, 146 00:05:00,029 --> 00:05:01,767 they'll all be in school seven hours a day. 147 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:03,570 Think of all the extra time you'll have. 148 00:05:05,629 --> 00:05:07,485 What's wrong? 149 00:05:07,487 --> 00:05:10,211 Nothing. Just emotional that little Kai 150 00:05:10,213 --> 00:05:11,677 is about to be a graduate. 151 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:14,113 Preschool graduate. 152 00:05:14,115 --> 00:05:16,135 Hey, girls! 153 00:05:16,137 --> 00:05:19,218 - Hey, Dad. - Grace, I got bras. 154 00:05:19,220 --> 00:05:21,158 Ten of 'em. They had questions 155 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:24,155 that I couldn't answer, so... I went with every possibility. 156 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:27,526 Thanks, Dad, for going to that trouble, but, um... 157 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:30,062 I've decided I'm not going to the dance. 158 00:05:30,064 --> 00:05:31,787 - What happened? - Nothing happened. 159 00:05:31,789 --> 00:05:33,589 I'd just rather stay at home, have some ice cream 160 00:05:33,591 --> 00:05:36,135 and watch a movie. Is that okay? 161 00:05:36,137 --> 00:05:39,071 Uh, of-of course that's okay. 162 00:05:39,073 --> 00:05:41,240 - Yeah, whatever you want. - Cool. Thanks. 163 00:05:41,242 --> 00:05:42,476 Okay. 164 00:05:43,778 --> 00:05:46,235 Awesome. What are we gonna watch? 165 00:05:46,237 --> 00:05:47,313 Um... 166 00:05:47,315 --> 00:05:48,974 Ferris Bueller's Day Off. 167 00:05:48,976 --> 00:05:51,311 How about something from this century? 168 00:05:56,656 --> 00:05:58,522 And Tobin breaks free! She heads 169 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,287 down the field, goes for the kick and... 170 00:06:00,289 --> 00:06:01,822 Oh! 171 00:06:01,824 --> 00:06:03,457 You're supposed to block it! 172 00:06:03,459 --> 00:06:05,282 - I did. - With your hands. 173 00:06:05,284 --> 00:06:07,374 You weren't paying attention. 174 00:06:07,376 --> 00:06:09,899 What's up with you? 175 00:06:11,692 --> 00:06:14,544 I just wish I knew what was going on 176 00:06:14,546 --> 00:06:15,912 with Grace and this dance. 177 00:06:15,914 --> 00:06:17,437 I know what's going on. 178 00:06:17,439 --> 00:06:18,694 Justin got pink eye. 179 00:06:18,696 --> 00:06:20,319 Oh. Okay. Well, 180 00:06:20,321 --> 00:06:21,810 can't she just go with her friends? 181 00:06:21,812 --> 00:06:23,900 Well, she was supposed to go with Jenna and Nika, 182 00:06:23,902 --> 00:06:25,458 but then Jenna and Nika, they have dates, 183 00:06:25,460 --> 00:06:27,250 so then she felt like she'd be the fifth wheel, 184 00:06:27,252 --> 00:06:29,479 but then she could go with Lexi, Claire and Maisie, 185 00:06:29,481 --> 00:06:31,427 but then Lexi and Maisie aren't talking to each other, 186 00:06:31,429 --> 00:06:32,852 so Grace would have to pick sides, 187 00:06:32,854 --> 00:06:34,743 so then that leaves Audrey, Tess and Phoebe, 188 00:06:34,745 --> 00:06:36,668 - but then they're like the Three Musketeers, so... - Yeah, okay, okay, 189 00:06:36,670 --> 00:06:39,961 I get it, I get it... she doesn't have anyone to go with. 190 00:06:39,963 --> 00:06:41,831 - Yeah. - Okay. 191 00:07:04,929 --> 00:07:07,531 Look at my little man. 192 00:07:13,071 --> 00:07:14,237 Forrest? 193 00:07:14,239 --> 00:07:16,028 - Huh? - Uh, Asher's ready to see you now. 194 00:07:16,030 --> 00:07:17,431 Great. Here I come. 195 00:07:19,310 --> 00:07:21,310 Got a little beanie on your beanie. 196 00:07:21,312 --> 00:07:23,536 - It's meta. - Oh. No, I know. 197 00:07:23,538 --> 00:07:25,138 All right, well, let's, get you back there. 198 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:27,250 Right. Damn it. 199 00:07:27,252 --> 00:07:28,571 So, she still wants 200 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,473 to watch movies with you on the couch. 201 00:07:30,475 --> 00:07:32,308 - That's great! - Yeah, but is it? 202 00:07:32,310 --> 00:07:34,177 I mean, it's her first dance. 203 00:07:34,179 --> 00:07:35,979 I mean, she should go to her first dance, 204 00:07:35,981 --> 00:07:37,413 shouldn't she? 205 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:38,505 You're talking to the wrong guy. 206 00:07:38,507 --> 00:07:41,030 I just fell apart at a five-year-old's graduation. 207 00:07:43,291 --> 00:07:45,581 Once my little man learns how to wipe his own butt, 208 00:07:45,583 --> 00:07:46,871 I'm gonna lose it. 209 00:07:46,873 --> 00:07:48,307 Ah. 210 00:07:52,686 --> 00:07:54,141 Kid next door still scared of you? 211 00:07:54,143 --> 00:07:56,567 When I walked in on him and Grace making out last year, 212 00:07:56,569 --> 00:07:58,458 I think I made a negative impression on him. 213 00:07:58,460 --> 00:07:59,583 Mmm. 214 00:07:59,585 --> 00:08:01,986 You know, he's not a bad kid. 215 00:08:06,378 --> 00:08:07,810 Mr. Felton. 216 00:08:07,812 --> 00:08:10,314 Don't worry, Andrew, I come in peace. 217 00:08:11,247 --> 00:08:13,403 Andrew just asked me to the dance. 218 00:08:13,405 --> 00:08:15,328 Did he? Really? 219 00:08:15,330 --> 00:08:17,531 That's so nice. I-I love Andrew. 220 00:08:18,823 --> 00:08:20,715 What'd you do? 221 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:22,740 N-Nothing. 222 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,256 I was just thinking 223 00:08:25,258 --> 00:08:28,131 that you don't have anybody to go with and you like him, 224 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,477 and he really likes you. 225 00:08:29,479 --> 00:08:30,900 Did you talk to him?! 226 00:08:30,902 --> 00:08:32,268 For, like, one minute. 227 00:08:32,270 --> 00:08:33,820 Did you threaten him again? 228 00:08:33,822 --> 00:08:36,534 Look, I didn't threaten him the first time, Grace. Come on. 229 00:08:36,536 --> 00:08:38,670 How do you even know he really wants to go with me? 230 00:08:38,672 --> 00:08:41,172 Oh, please. He totally likes you. It's gross. 231 00:08:41,174 --> 00:08:42,774 Shut up. 232 00:08:42,776 --> 00:08:44,275 I don't know. 233 00:08:44,277 --> 00:08:46,882 Andrew? I mean, it's-it's not what I expected. 234 00:08:46,884 --> 00:08:50,014 No, but sometimes unexpected can be wonderful. 235 00:08:50,016 --> 00:08:52,016 I mean, you remember how I met your mom. 236 00:08:52,018 --> 00:08:53,508 Yes, we know. She ran up to you 237 00:08:53,510 --> 00:08:54,565 at the mall like a crazy woman. 238 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:56,451 Because she found this dirty old teddy bear. 239 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:58,476 It was a stuffed dog, and she was worried 240 00:08:58,478 --> 00:09:00,835 that some little kid lost it, so... 241 00:09:00,837 --> 00:09:03,122 I helped her look. And after an hour 242 00:09:03,124 --> 00:09:06,030 of bothering everybody in the mall, we found the kid. 243 00:09:06,032 --> 00:09:07,966 And the look on your mother's face... 244 00:09:07,968 --> 00:09:10,535 - I will... - That's when you knew you had to see her again. 245 00:09:10,537 --> 00:09:11,703 Yeah. 246 00:09:11,705 --> 00:09:13,329 We know. You've told us this story 247 00:09:13,331 --> 00:09:14,595 - a hundred times, Dad. - And it makes 248 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:16,597 - you and Mom sound like huge dorks. - Yeah, 249 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:18,322 well, if we hadn't have found each other, 250 00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:20,712 you two little dorks wouldn't be here. 251 00:09:20,714 --> 00:09:22,280 You know what? 252 00:09:22,282 --> 00:09:23,876 I'm gonna tell Andrew yes. 253 00:09:23,878 --> 00:09:25,817 - Oh, my God, the dance is in two hours! - What? 254 00:09:25,819 --> 00:09:28,520 Oh, well, that's plenty of time. 255 00:09:28,522 --> 00:09:30,955 I can see from the look on your faces that it's not. 256 00:09:32,325 --> 00:09:33,491 Ben, pin me. 257 00:09:33,493 --> 00:09:35,126 I gotcha. 258 00:09:35,128 --> 00:09:37,095 Okay, danglies or hoops? 259 00:09:37,097 --> 00:09:38,563 Uh, danglies. 260 00:09:38,565 --> 00:09:40,574 - Smile. - Are these the chunky, 261 00:09:40,576 --> 00:09:41,699 strappy ones? 262 00:09:41,701 --> 00:09:43,201 They all had straps. 263 00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:48,506 Wow. 264 00:09:48,508 --> 00:09:49,941 Thanks, Dad. 265 00:09:49,943 --> 00:09:52,978 And... thanks for making me go tonight. 266 00:09:54,014 --> 00:09:55,246 Of course. 267 00:09:55,248 --> 00:09:57,739 And neither of these are the shoes I wanted. 268 00:09:57,741 --> 00:09:58,840 - I'll go... - Try again? 269 00:09:58,842 --> 00:10:00,298 - Yeah, I'll keep... yes, keep going. - Yeah. 270 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,366 - Come on, Grace. - Okay. 271 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,876 Sorry. Let's put on the other earring. Hold on. 272 00:10:02,878 --> 00:10:04,255 Now look over here. 273 00:10:04,257 --> 00:10:06,124 Look over here. Uh, Andrew? 274 00:10:06,126 --> 00:10:08,259 - Look here. - Put your chin down. 275 00:10:08,261 --> 00:10:09,821 Look right here, look right here at me. 276 00:10:11,097 --> 00:10:12,720 Guys, guys, if you let me take a good one, 277 00:10:12,722 --> 00:10:15,433 I'll e-mail it to you, okay? All right, so... 278 00:10:15,435 --> 00:10:17,458 put your hands... ah... straighten out your jacket, 279 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:19,049 and your shoulders, put your shoulders up high. 280 00:10:19,051 --> 00:10:20,106 Guys, guys, guys! Guys! 281 00:10:20,108 --> 00:10:21,197 - Forrest... - I got it! 282 00:10:21,199 --> 00:10:22,945 - You got what? - I got the job! I start on Monday! 283 00:10:22,947 --> 00:10:24,298 - Please. - Wow! 284 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:25,633 - Congratulations! - Yay! 285 00:10:25,635 --> 00:10:27,845 - Congratulations! - Can you guys just... Can we still... 286 00:10:27,847 --> 00:10:29,471 Yes! You got the job! Yes! 287 00:10:29,473 --> 00:10:31,302 I just want... I'm just trying... 288 00:10:31,304 --> 00:10:33,185 Oh, my God! Look at you! You guys look so great! 289 00:10:34,454 --> 00:10:36,221 All right, guys. Okay, great. Just look... 290 00:10:36,223 --> 00:10:37,712 Please, just look right here really quick. 291 00:10:37,714 --> 00:10:39,268 Uh, sorry, my mom's getting impatient. 292 00:10:39,270 --> 00:10:40,658 Dad, can we please go? 293 00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:42,126 Of course. 294 00:10:42,128 --> 00:10:43,461 Yes, of course you can. 295 00:10:43,463 --> 00:10:44,953 Go ahead. Go. Come on. 296 00:10:44,955 --> 00:10:47,245 Okay. Hi. Hey. Hey. Paparazzi. 297 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,514 Bye. 298 00:10:50,136 --> 00:10:52,604 - Okay, bye. - Bye-bye. 299 00:10:57,811 --> 00:11:00,478 There she goes. 300 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,847 You did it. 301 00:11:02,849 --> 00:11:04,816 We all did it. 302 00:11:06,401 --> 00:11:07,657 You good, Wade? 303 00:11:07,659 --> 00:11:09,420 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm good. 304 00:11:09,422 --> 00:11:12,690 I'm just gonna go pace around till Grace gets home. 305 00:11:14,856 --> 00:11:16,178 Forrest, beer run. 306 00:11:16,180 --> 00:11:17,829 I have no idea what's going on. 307 00:11:17,831 --> 00:11:19,430 - Where is she going? - Yeah, we got a lot to fill you in on. 308 00:11:19,432 --> 00:11:21,232 - Yeah, totally. - Hey, but you got the job! 309 00:11:21,234 --> 00:11:23,001 I got the job, though! Right? 310 00:11:23,003 --> 00:11:26,170 - I told you. I told you. - It's good. 311 00:11:26,172 --> 00:11:28,339 To Jill on her birthday. 312 00:11:28,341 --> 00:11:30,675 - Cheers. - And to my Forrest 313 00:11:30,677 --> 00:11:32,410 and his new job. 314 00:11:32,412 --> 00:11:35,179 - Aw. Thank you, sweetie. - Aw, I'm so proud of you. 315 00:11:35,181 --> 00:11:36,347 Wow, what a night. 316 00:11:36,349 --> 00:11:38,383 You know, I will never forget 317 00:11:38,385 --> 00:11:40,385 the first time we walked Grace 318 00:11:40,387 --> 00:11:41,953 out that door to go to kindergarten. 319 00:11:41,955 --> 00:11:43,621 And now she's at a dance with a boy 320 00:11:43,623 --> 00:11:45,390 and Natalie's got acne. 321 00:11:45,392 --> 00:11:47,247 I mean, how-how could time move so quickly? 322 00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:48,583 - Wow. - You know what? I bought 323 00:11:48,585 --> 00:11:50,061 a light bulb the other day. 324 00:11:50,063 --> 00:11:51,596 And it's one of those new ones, you know, 325 00:11:51,598 --> 00:11:53,264 that's supposed to last 15 years. 326 00:11:53,266 --> 00:11:54,565 And I realized 327 00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:57,068 that the next time I change this bulb, 328 00:11:57,070 --> 00:12:00,206 Addie will have graduated from college. 329 00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:01,256 - What? - Wow. 330 00:12:01,258 --> 00:12:04,742 - Yeah. It's like, what is going on? - Tell me about it. 331 00:12:04,744 --> 00:12:07,478 For the last 12 years, I've had at least one little one 332 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,414 underneath me all day long, 333 00:12:09,416 --> 00:12:10,735 getting on my nerves. 334 00:12:10,737 --> 00:12:12,574 Now they're gonna all be in school 335 00:12:12,576 --> 00:12:14,720 for seven hours a day. What am I gonna do? 336 00:12:14,722 --> 00:12:16,779 - Are you thinking about getting a job? - Job? 337 00:12:16,781 --> 00:12:18,931 I haven't been in the workforce for 12 years. 338 00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:20,481 I only have a year and a half of college. 339 00:12:20,483 --> 00:12:21,893 What kind of job can I get? 340 00:12:21,895 --> 00:12:23,294 You could take some time for yourself. 341 00:12:23,296 --> 00:12:26,764 - Relax. - I can't relax all day. That's stressful. 342 00:12:26,766 --> 00:12:28,332 - Hmm. - You think time 343 00:12:28,334 --> 00:12:29,834 is just kind of standing still. 344 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,270 You know, you're in the same house, same office, 345 00:12:32,272 --> 00:12:35,064 same doctor scale that looks like a giraffe. 346 00:12:35,066 --> 00:12:37,141 And yet little kids that didn't know 347 00:12:37,143 --> 00:12:40,180 where to park their Hot Wheels are growing up, 348 00:12:40,182 --> 00:12:42,133 having sex, getting jobs, 349 00:12:42,135 --> 00:12:44,115 being hot. 350 00:12:44,117 --> 00:12:45,550 I'm sure I agree with you. 351 00:12:45,552 --> 00:12:46,818 - Yeah. - But what? 352 00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:48,286 And when I was unemployed, 353 00:12:48,288 --> 00:12:49,849 the days just crawled by. 354 00:12:49,851 --> 00:12:52,272 And now I got a weekend before I have to go back to work. 355 00:12:52,274 --> 00:12:53,632 You know, and I had so many plans, too. 356 00:12:53,634 --> 00:12:55,507 I was gonna take sailing lessons. 357 00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:57,462 I-I was gonna build that model ship. 358 00:12:57,464 --> 00:12:59,163 - Yeah. - I was gonna binge The Wire. 359 00:12:59,165 --> 00:13:01,081 - Oh, I hear that's such a great show. - 20 people told me 360 00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,300 - I need to watch that. - Yeah. 361 00:13:02,302 --> 00:13:04,503 - I still haven't even seen Breaking Bad. - Guys, 362 00:13:04,505 --> 00:13:06,094 we're not that old. 363 00:13:06,096 --> 00:13:07,485 We're not that old. Come on. 364 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,210 - Who wants a refill? - Oh, not me. 365 00:13:09,212 --> 00:13:11,609 'Cause it's 8:15. Oh, my God! 366 00:13:11,611 --> 00:13:14,613 I am a hundred years old. 367 00:13:19,527 --> 00:13:22,195 And guess what? It was Andrew. 368 00:13:23,531 --> 00:13:27,433 Oh, Grace was so nervous. 369 00:13:27,435 --> 00:13:30,503 And I was so nervous, but... 370 00:13:32,007 --> 00:13:33,774 We pulled it off. 371 00:13:34,843 --> 00:13:37,410 I wish you could have seen her. 372 00:13:37,412 --> 00:13:39,679 Oh, she was... 373 00:13:39,681 --> 00:13:43,549 She was glowing. 374 00:13:43,551 --> 00:13:47,754 Just so... so beautiful. 375 00:13:47,756 --> 00:13:50,189 So grown-up. 376 00:13:50,191 --> 00:13:52,759 As for me, well... 377 00:13:52,761 --> 00:13:56,195 I know you were worried about me. 378 00:13:56,197 --> 00:13:58,599 But I'm doing okay. 379 00:14:00,402 --> 00:14:04,570 I've been trying to get out into the dating world, but... 380 00:14:04,572 --> 00:14:06,974 but you're a tough act to follow. 381 00:14:09,311 --> 00:14:11,344 And you know what? 382 00:14:11,346 --> 00:14:15,315 Maybe you were the one true love of my life, Jill. 383 00:14:15,317 --> 00:14:18,152 Maybe lightning doesn't strike twice. 384 00:14:19,654 --> 00:14:22,088 And if so, 385 00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:25,092 well, I got to have you for 20 years. 386 00:14:26,661 --> 00:14:29,663 Which makes me the luckiest guy ever. 387 00:14:36,271 --> 00:14:39,273 I'm sorry I missed your birthday. 388 00:14:43,411 --> 00:14:45,813 I hope you like the flowers. 389 00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:51,418 I love you. 390 00:15:07,387 --> 00:15:09,243 Let me ask you something, Ben. 391 00:15:09,245 --> 00:15:11,804 - Mm-hmm. - Do you like college girls? 392 00:15:11,806 --> 00:15:15,274 Okay, look, I don't know what you think you saw, baby, 393 00:15:15,276 --> 00:15:17,310 but you go to these sports sites, and these windows. 394 00:15:17,312 --> 00:15:19,103 They just... they just pop up. You don't have to do anything... 395 00:15:19,105 --> 00:15:21,179 Stop. I don't know what you're talking about, 396 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,949 and I don't want to know. 397 00:15:22,951 --> 00:15:25,532 I was looking for a sexy way to tell you something. 398 00:15:25,534 --> 00:15:26,603 Okay. 399 00:15:26,605 --> 00:15:29,060 Now, Kai going to school is just the beginning. 400 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,115 Before we know it, Sahai's gonna be driving. 401 00:15:31,117 --> 00:15:32,740 Then Noah, God help us. 402 00:15:32,742 --> 00:15:34,064 - Okay, that's terrifying. - Yeah. 403 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,289 So I need to figure out what's next for me. 404 00:15:36,291 --> 00:15:39,133 I never finished school, and it's about time. 405 00:15:39,135 --> 00:15:43,035 I've got a mind for business, and it's just being wasted. 406 00:15:43,037 --> 00:15:47,005 Michelle Taylor, college girl. 407 00:15:47,007 --> 00:15:48,708 I like the sound of that. 408 00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:50,576 Ooh. 409 00:15:50,578 --> 00:15:53,579 Walking across the quad on a hot summer day, 410 00:15:53,581 --> 00:15:55,581 - book bag slung over your back. - Okay. 411 00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:57,436 So what are you looking at on that computer? 412 00:15:57,438 --> 00:15:58,638 They just pop up! 413 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:05,510 - Forrest, are you busy? Huh? - Yes. 414 00:16:05,512 --> 00:16:07,860 I'm trying to get this finished before I start work. 415 00:16:07,862 --> 00:16:09,929 And I glued the mast to the centerboard, 416 00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:11,724 and I tried to pull them apart, and the mast got bent, 417 00:16:11,726 --> 00:16:13,621 and then the centerboard got glued to my arm and... 418 00:16:13,623 --> 00:16:15,515 - Okay. - Oh, great. 419 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:18,441 - Now my earbuds are glued to my fingers. - Okay, Forrest. 420 00:16:18,443 --> 00:16:19,469 I don't know. I'm just... 421 00:16:19,471 --> 00:16:21,283 I'm distracted. I'm trying to watch The Wire. 422 00:16:21,285 --> 00:16:22,491 - It's just so complicated. - Okay. You know what? 423 00:16:22,493 --> 00:16:23,933 Just, like, don't worry about that right now 424 00:16:23,935 --> 00:16:26,412 because I've got a new plan. 425 00:16:26,414 --> 00:16:28,114 We're going to Costa Rica. 426 00:16:28,116 --> 00:16:29,749 Why? 427 00:16:29,751 --> 00:16:31,384 We need to live. 428 00:16:31,386 --> 00:16:33,419 Time, it's just, um... 429 00:16:33,421 --> 00:16:34,923 It's biting us in the ass 430 00:16:34,925 --> 00:16:36,514 is what it's doing, and we need to bite it back. 431 00:16:36,516 --> 00:16:38,228 - In Costa Rica? - Yes! 432 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,619 We're gonna zip-line. 433 00:16:39,621 --> 00:16:42,887 We're gonna feel the wind through our safety harnesses. 434 00:16:42,889 --> 00:16:44,597 But-but I start work on Monday. 435 00:16:44,599 --> 00:16:45,631 No, you can't. 436 00:16:45,633 --> 00:16:48,524 We need to live before it's just too late. 437 00:16:48,526 --> 00:16:50,570 Deels, breathe. Calm. 438 00:16:50,572 --> 00:16:52,271 Centered. 439 00:16:52,273 --> 00:16:54,540 Oh, my God. 440 00:16:54,542 --> 00:16:56,442 - It is so annoying on this end. - Yeah. 441 00:16:56,444 --> 00:16:57,755 - Hmm. - Hey, Delia, 442 00:16:57,757 --> 00:16:59,714 the days are flying by because we're having fun. 443 00:16:59,716 --> 00:17:01,872 So we're getting old. So what? 444 00:17:01,874 --> 00:17:04,283 There is nobody on this planet, 445 00:17:04,285 --> 00:17:07,421 nobody that I would rather grow old with. 446 00:17:08,423 --> 00:17:09,990 Forrest. 447 00:17:10,992 --> 00:17:13,760 You're so sweet. 448 00:17:15,330 --> 00:17:17,463 Oh, Delia, Delia, your arm is glued to the hull of the... 449 00:17:17,465 --> 00:17:18,831 - It's... - What? Oh. 450 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:20,300 Hmm. 451 00:17:21,972 --> 00:17:23,406 Well... 452 00:17:24,889 --> 00:17:28,692 So, do you want to watch some of The Wire? 453 00:17:29,642 --> 00:17:30,797 Shh, shh, shh! 454 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,864 Come on. Hey. Hey. Hey, man. Hey. 455 00:17:32,866 --> 00:17:35,223 Don't... Just don't... Stop. Stop it! 456 00:17:35,225 --> 00:17:36,582 Whoa, whoa, that-that's a... 457 00:17:36,584 --> 00:17:38,384 That... That's a skunk. 458 00:17:38,386 --> 00:17:39,752 Yes. Yes, it is. 459 00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:41,110 His little foot is injured. 460 00:17:41,112 --> 00:17:42,678 See? And he's caught up in all that mesh. 461 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,437 And he keeps trying to run toward the road. 462 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,112 You're gonna get run over, dude. 463 00:17:46,114 --> 00:17:49,385 - Uh, can I... can I help? - Yes, thank you. God, yeah. Thanks. 464 00:17:49,387 --> 00:17:50,542 Um... 465 00:17:50,544 --> 00:17:51,864 I don't know. Distract him, and I'll... 466 00:17:51,866 --> 00:17:53,099 go around the back? 467 00:17:53,101 --> 00:17:54,967 Oh! Oh, oh, oh. 468 00:17:54,969 --> 00:17:56,536 Okay, coward! 469 00:17:56,538 --> 00:17:57,837 Well, I'm coming back. 470 00:18:01,476 --> 00:18:03,867 - Oh. Okay. - All right, here we go. Here we go. 471 00:18:03,869 --> 00:18:04,944 - Okay. - Okay, uh, 472 00:18:04,946 --> 00:18:06,546 so, you, uh, you-you keep him calm. 473 00:18:06,548 --> 00:18:07,670 - Okay. - And, uh, 474 00:18:07,672 --> 00:18:09,046 - and I'm just gonna creep up on him. - Yeah. 475 00:18:09,048 --> 00:18:10,801 - Right? Yeah, unthreatening. Right? - Sure. Yeah. 476 00:18:10,803 --> 00:18:11,874 Not... We're not gonna threaten him. 477 00:18:11,876 --> 00:18:13,052 - Okay, easy does it, baby. - Okay, okay. 478 00:18:13,054 --> 00:18:14,176 - Easy. Easy, easy. - Uh... 479 00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:16,258 You're all right, just i-ignore the man with the box. 480 00:18:17,725 --> 00:18:19,515 - Oh, God! - Oh, God! 481 00:18:19,517 --> 00:18:22,662 - I'm hit. - Oh. Oh, God, it got in my mouth. 482 00:18:22,664 --> 00:18:23,729 It's in my mouth. 483 00:18:25,806 --> 00:18:28,401 - You know it's gonna be bad, but... - I can't breathe! 484 00:18:28,403 --> 00:18:30,136 - It's so much worse than I imagined. - It's everywhere! 485 00:18:30,138 --> 00:18:31,904 - Right? Yeah, no, it's everywhere. - Oh, God! 486 00:18:31,906 --> 00:18:33,162 What did we expect? It was a skunk. 487 00:18:33,164 --> 00:18:35,220 Well, I don't know about you, but I feel like 488 00:18:35,222 --> 00:18:36,878 we got nothing left to lose. 489 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,803 - Yeah, I agree. Yeah. - Right? Yeah. Okay. 490 00:18:38,805 --> 00:18:40,495 - All right. I'm gonna go in. - All right. You go in? 491 00:18:40,497 --> 00:18:41,645 - Yeah. Oh, God. - Okay. 492 00:18:41,647 --> 00:18:44,483 - Oh, God. Oh, God. - It's so bad. Okay. 493 00:18:44,485 --> 00:18:47,270 - Ah. Ha! Yes! Yes! - Oh, yeah! 494 00:18:47,272 --> 00:18:50,156 - Yeah! - Yes! We have an injured skunk under a box. 495 00:18:50,158 --> 00:18:52,558 - What do we do now? - We... 496 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,393 go to my vet. He's, like, ten minutes away. 497 00:18:54,395 --> 00:18:55,561 I can... 498 00:18:55,563 --> 00:18:57,029 I can open the back of my car. 499 00:18:57,031 --> 00:18:58,914 - Can you flip this guy? - Uh, yeah, I'll try. 500 00:18:58,916 --> 00:19:01,039 - Oh, it's-it's so bad. - Okay. Um, okay. 501 00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:02,089 Oh! 502 00:19:02,091 --> 00:19:03,613 All right, it's open? 503 00:19:03,615 --> 00:19:04,837 - I got it. - Here we go. 504 00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:06,473 And... 505 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,570 Ah! Oh, my God! 506 00:19:09,572 --> 00:19:11,562 You okay? 507 00:19:11,564 --> 00:19:13,520 Are you-you sure you want him in your car? 508 00:19:13,522 --> 00:19:15,601 I smell way worse than he does, and I'm gonna get in there, so... 509 00:19:15,603 --> 00:19:17,126 Okay. 510 00:19:17,128 --> 00:19:19,484 Oh... Uh, hey, that was, uh... 511 00:19:19,486 --> 00:19:21,554 that was really nice teamwork. 512 00:19:21,556 --> 00:19:23,122 Thank you. Yeah. 513 00:19:23,124 --> 00:19:26,258 Thanks for being so brave and... ugh... so stupid. 514 00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:29,563 Yeah. 515 00:19:29,565 --> 00:19:31,187 I, uh... 516 00:19:31,189 --> 00:19:32,632 Oh, God, he's spraying again. 517 00:19:32,634 --> 00:19:33,899 - I got to go. I got to go. - Go, go, go. 518 00:19:33,901 --> 00:19:35,968 - Go, go, go. Yes. - Sorry. Thank you. 519 00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:47,574 I got a skunk in the car, jerk! 520 00:19:57,594 --> 00:20:00,561 Uh, Natalie, do you guys have anything better to do? 521 00:20:00,563 --> 00:20:02,330 Nope. 522 00:20:02,332 --> 00:20:04,155 - It's so weird. - Well, 523 00:20:04,157 --> 00:20:06,534 it seems weird now, but before you know it, 524 00:20:06,536 --> 00:20:08,636 you girls are gonna explore your own sexuality. 525 00:20:08,638 --> 00:20:10,104 - No! We're not talking about this. - No. 526 00:20:10,106 --> 00:20:11,205 - No. - We can talk about it. 527 00:20:11,207 --> 00:20:13,041 - You're my mom! - Stop it! 528 00:20:13,043 --> 00:20:15,877 Hey, everybody. 529 00:20:15,879 --> 00:20:17,712 - Oh, God! Oh! - God! 530 00:20:17,714 --> 00:20:19,261 - Why do you smell like that? - It's you. 531 00:20:19,263 --> 00:20:20,785 I can taste it. It's in my mouth. 532 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:21,849 Who is that? 533 00:20:21,851 --> 00:20:23,685 I just got sprayed by a skunk. 534 00:20:23,687 --> 00:20:26,020 It's the worst thing I ever smelled. 535 00:20:26,022 --> 00:20:29,194 - Wade, outside, please. - All right. Uh, sorry. 536 00:20:29,196 --> 00:20:31,029 Sorry, sorry, sorry. Uh... 537 00:20:31,031 --> 00:20:32,940 - Oh, God! - Okay, all right. Uh, hey, can I... ? 538 00:20:32,942 --> 00:20:35,632 - Uh, come here. Come on, come here. - Oof. 539 00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:36,957 Oh, look. 540 00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:38,599 Grace brought Andrew to the party. 541 00:20:38,601 --> 00:20:40,201 Yeah, great. Back up. 542 00:20:40,203 --> 00:20:42,437 How did you get sprayed by a skunk? 543 00:20:42,439 --> 00:20:44,711 Is this one of those weird country guy things? 544 00:20:44,713 --> 00:20:46,574 Do you eat them? 545 00:20:46,576 --> 00:20:48,776 No. No, no, no, no. It's-it's a long story. 546 00:20:48,778 --> 00:20:51,913 But, guys, I think I may have met someone. 547 00:20:51,915 --> 00:20:54,983 I-I can't stop thinking about her. 548 00:20:54,985 --> 00:20:56,607 Well, who is she? 549 00:20:56,609 --> 00:20:59,611 I have no idea.