1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,382 Previously on "All Rise"... 2 00:00:01,415 --> 00:00:02,846 Got a very expensive defense attorney 3 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:04,074 waiting for me in my office. 4 00:00:04,106 --> 00:00:06,398 - Amy Quinn. - How'd you know? 5 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:08,058 That smile. You always had a thing for Quinn. 6 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:09,727 - Not true. - Okay, not true. 7 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,362 If we found out you had something to do with this, Amy, 8 00:00:11,395 --> 00:00:12,919 you won't just be disbarred. You'll go to jail. 9 00:00:12,953 --> 00:00:14,732 Well, that's a big gun. I thought we liked each other. 10 00:00:14,766 --> 00:00:16,467 Emily Lopez-Batista. 11 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:18,435 Not all double-barrel names work, but yours does. 12 00:00:18,468 --> 00:00:19,984 For the record, my name is Emily Lopez. 13 00:00:20,017 --> 00:00:21,744 - Where'd the Batista go? - He's living with his mother. 14 00:00:21,744 --> 00:00:23,479 - I like you. - I like you. 15 00:00:23,512 --> 00:00:26,148 There's gonna be a divorce. I don't know how much time I... 16 00:00:26,182 --> 00:00:28,829 Em, whatever works for you works for me, okay? 17 00:00:29,335 --> 00:00:30,431 Em. 18 00:00:40,263 --> 00:00:42,299 Put your bag on the belt, sir. 19 00:00:42,331 --> 00:00:44,033 Symbol of a doomed marriage. 20 00:00:44,066 --> 00:00:45,668 Is that your engagement ring? 21 00:00:45,702 --> 00:00:48,005 - He wants it back. - And you couldn't resist. 22 00:00:48,038 --> 00:00:49,339 Can we talk about something else? 23 00:00:49,371 --> 00:00:50,661 You had to try it on one last time. 24 00:00:50,694 --> 00:00:52,547 Like how I have to cross-examine a priest today? 25 00:00:52,581 --> 00:00:54,678 - First time for everything. - My question is why you left it on. 26 00:00:54,710 --> 00:00:56,345 I know it's not a sin to cross-examine a priest, 27 00:00:56,379 --> 00:00:58,115 but does the judge? Does God? 28 00:00:58,148 --> 00:01:01,051 Tell me it's not because you've changed your mind. 29 00:01:11,427 --> 00:01:14,030 It is like a literal sea of love. 30 00:01:14,064 --> 00:01:15,432 I like Wedding Day. 31 00:01:15,465 --> 00:01:18,435 They don't know what they're getting into. 32 00:01:21,136 --> 00:01:23,040 - Are you nervous? - No! 33 00:01:23,073 --> 00:01:24,824 Benner does this PR thing. 34 00:01:24,857 --> 00:01:27,511 Civilians running around, taking all the parking spaces, 35 00:01:27,543 --> 00:01:29,679 throwing bouquets, flowers everywhere. 36 00:01:29,712 --> 00:01:31,514 - Like bridal bouquets? - Yeah. 37 00:01:31,548 --> 00:01:33,082 You should see what they try and sneak through security with. 38 00:01:33,115 --> 00:01:35,226 - You never told me. - Once a year. 39 00:01:35,259 --> 00:01:37,219 - We weren't together a year ago. - Sounds fun. Is it fun? 40 00:01:37,252 --> 00:01:40,222 If you like getting married. 41 00:01:40,255 --> 00:01:43,221 So my last meeting with the skin care company is at 3. 42 00:01:43,254 --> 00:01:44,588 What time do you think you'll be done? 43 00:01:44,621 --> 00:01:45,796 Mm, early, I hope. 44 00:01:45,829 --> 00:01:47,564 Depends on how this preliminary hearing goes. 45 00:01:47,597 --> 00:01:49,232 Well, by the end of the day, 46 00:01:49,264 --> 00:01:50,666 I should officially be a brand ambassador. 47 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:52,436 - Hey. - We can celebrate. 48 00:01:52,469 --> 00:01:54,204 Sounds good. Go out to dinner, grab some bubbles. 49 00:01:54,236 --> 00:01:56,605 - I'd like to get married. - Now? 50 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:59,340 No. But... sometime. 51 00:01:59,374 --> 00:02:00,953 Can we not do this today? 52 00:02:00,986 --> 00:02:02,667 I'm not... doing anything. 53 00:02:02,699 --> 00:02:05,114 Can I kiss you now? 'Cause I need to get to court. 54 00:02:05,147 --> 00:02:06,649 Oh. 55 00:02:06,683 --> 00:02:09,086 You know I really dig you, right? 56 00:02:09,118 --> 00:02:12,224 I... really dig you. 57 00:02:12,258 --> 00:02:13,575 Oh. 58 00:02:15,324 --> 00:02:16,560 Drive safe. 59 00:02:20,396 --> 00:02:22,165 Oh, babe, I love you so much. 60 00:02:22,198 --> 00:02:24,658 You look amazing! 61 00:02:24,691 --> 00:02:27,159 Well, we should. It's our wedding day. 62 00:02:27,192 --> 00:02:29,239 - We're excited! - Sara, I have to meet with my client. 63 00:02:29,271 --> 00:02:30,739 All right. Congratulations. 64 00:02:30,772 --> 00:02:32,209 - Thank you. - Thank you. 65 00:02:32,241 --> 00:02:33,209 Also, I haven't changed my mind. 66 00:02:33,242 --> 00:02:34,597 Then why are you still... 67 00:02:34,630 --> 00:02:36,580 He proposed. I accepted. It's mine. That's the deal. 68 00:02:36,612 --> 00:02:38,647 Emily, you're getting a divorce. 69 00:02:38,681 --> 00:02:41,151 - He says it's a family heirloom. - Then you should give it back. 70 00:02:41,183 --> 00:02:44,454 Except he lies... a lot. Also, I can't. It's stuck. 71 00:02:46,355 --> 00:02:49,126 In this matter, the imposition of sentence is suspended, 72 00:02:49,158 --> 00:02:51,794 and you are placed on 36 months' formal probation 73 00:02:51,828 --> 00:02:54,130 under the following terms and conditions... 74 00:02:54,164 --> 00:02:56,500 - pay a fine of $500. - Your Honor, that ain't right. 75 00:02:56,533 --> 00:02:58,435 Mr. Owens, you've done a decent job 76 00:02:58,467 --> 00:03:00,569 of representing yourself. Don't ruin it. 77 00:03:00,603 --> 00:03:03,406 Selling marijuana is illegal without a license. 78 00:03:03,438 --> 00:03:05,608 Impossible for a man like me to get a license 79 00:03:05,641 --> 00:03:08,195 - when most go to big white corporations. - Mr. Owens... 80 00:03:08,220 --> 00:03:10,413 They got me when I was coming up as a kid. 81 00:03:10,445 --> 00:03:12,282 And now that I'm going down the other side, 82 00:03:12,314 --> 00:03:14,216 they got me again. 83 00:03:14,249 --> 00:03:16,285 Impossible for a man like... 84 00:03:18,159 --> 00:03:20,562 It's impossible for a man like me 85 00:03:20,757 --> 00:03:22,825 to have a chance. 86 00:03:22,859 --> 00:03:24,660 The court will allow extra time 87 00:03:24,693 --> 00:03:26,328 for payment of fines and court costs. 88 00:03:26,361 --> 00:03:28,668 Court costs, too? With respect, 89 00:03:28,693 --> 00:03:30,595 why does Your Honor think a man like me 90 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:33,257 was selling weed in the first place? 91 00:03:35,032 --> 00:03:36,840 Am I dismissed, Your Honor? 92 00:03:41,811 --> 00:03:43,279 Your Honor. 93 00:03:47,262 --> 00:03:48,931 The man has a point. 94 00:03:50,213 --> 00:03:51,754 What are the court costs anyway? 95 00:03:51,788 --> 00:03:54,324 - Your Honor? - Court costs on this case. 96 00:03:54,356 --> 00:03:56,825 They change all the time. The clerk's office... 97 00:03:56,859 --> 00:03:58,795 Gonna wander over there and stretch my legs a bit. 98 00:03:58,828 --> 00:04:01,331 - Your Honor has a bench trial. - In 30 minutes. 99 00:04:01,364 --> 00:04:02,866 I can call down to the clerk and have them send... 100 00:04:02,898 --> 00:04:04,634 I'm feeling a little hemmed in. 101 00:04:04,666 --> 00:04:06,735 I want to get my steps in and take in 102 00:04:06,769 --> 00:04:09,338 - the Wedding Day sights. - A judge out there is like 103 00:04:09,372 --> 00:04:12,409 a butterfly landing on your hand. 104 00:04:12,442 --> 00:04:14,544 Judges are strongly discouraged 105 00:04:14,576 --> 00:04:16,413 from using public areas of the courthouse. 106 00:04:16,446 --> 00:04:18,381 Not a law, not even a rule. 107 00:04:18,413 --> 00:04:20,382 No. Accepted wisdom. 108 00:04:20,415 --> 00:04:22,252 Deputy Watkins, does it seem right to you 109 00:04:22,285 --> 00:04:24,221 that judges are imprisoned in their chambers, 110 00:04:24,254 --> 00:04:25,889 cut off from the general public 111 00:04:25,922 --> 00:04:29,393 and the carrot cake muffins in the cafeteria? 112 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:34,143 I can run and get that muffin for you, if you like. 113 00:04:34,168 --> 00:04:36,802 You're more afraid of her than me? 114 00:04:40,568 --> 00:04:42,138 Fine. 115 00:04:43,225 --> 00:04:44,841 Maybe I'll go later. 116 00:04:44,874 --> 00:04:46,443 Lola Carmichael is one 117 00:04:46,475 --> 00:04:48,011 of the fairest judges in the building. 118 00:04:48,043 --> 00:04:50,447 - Is she Catholic? - I-I don't have any idea. 119 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,619 - If she is, I'm dead. - The prosecution's case 120 00:04:52,652 --> 00:04:55,318 - is almost entirely circumstantial. - Yeah, but if the Church 121 00:04:55,350 --> 00:04:56,952 wants to blame someone, it usually works. 122 00:04:56,985 --> 00:04:59,322 Felony grand theft? 100 grand? 123 00:04:59,355 --> 00:05:01,290 Our goal is just to raise reasonable doubt. 124 00:05:01,324 --> 00:05:03,026 Well, it isn't possible 125 00:05:03,059 --> 00:05:05,261 for one person to skim that much. 126 00:05:07,476 --> 00:05:09,613 But you don't believe me 127 00:05:09,766 --> 00:05:11,835 because I was... because I lived on Skid Row, 128 00:05:11,867 --> 00:05:13,860 because I've stolen before, because of the hair? 129 00:05:13,894 --> 00:05:15,463 I had a shaved head in high school. 130 00:05:15,496 --> 00:05:17,674 Your hair doesn't bother me. And what I don't believe 131 00:05:17,706 --> 00:05:18,974 is that you've told me everything I need to know 132 00:05:19,007 --> 00:05:21,377 to properly defend you. 133 00:05:21,410 --> 00:05:23,379 It's not too late. Give me a list of your friends. 134 00:05:23,413 --> 00:05:25,284 I can find at least one character witness. 135 00:05:25,316 --> 00:05:27,050 I either ripped them off or owe them money. 136 00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:28,518 - Family, then. - Told you I don't have any, 137 00:05:28,550 --> 00:05:31,053 not since I ran away. Just the sister. 138 00:05:31,086 --> 00:05:33,055 The same sister who's testifying against you? 139 00:05:35,624 --> 00:05:37,593 We need to get in there. 140 00:05:45,033 --> 00:05:48,471 The prosecution has asked that the court not be fooled. 141 00:05:48,504 --> 00:05:49,773 They are saying, in fact, 142 00:05:49,805 --> 00:05:51,176 that my client's religious garments 143 00:05:51,209 --> 00:05:52,834 are nothing more than a ruse 144 00:05:52,868 --> 00:05:55,444 and that Sister Phoebe must have $100,000 145 00:05:55,478 --> 00:05:56,713 hidden under her habit somewhere 146 00:05:56,745 --> 00:05:58,548 because, as I will demonstrate, Your Honor, 147 00:05:58,581 --> 00:05:59,999 - they haven't bothered to look - No! 148 00:06:00,024 --> 00:06:01,051 Anywhere else. 149 00:06:01,084 --> 00:06:03,052 My wife, who's not yet... 150 00:06:03,086 --> 00:06:04,586 I really need to make her my wife, 151 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:06,523 but right now she's in labor big-time. 152 00:06:06,555 --> 00:06:08,477 - I'll call the paramedics. - Judge Benner isn't here yet. 153 00:06:08,510 --> 00:06:09,836 Your Honor, can you... 154 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,695 We need to be married before the baby's born. 155 00:06:18,533 --> 00:06:20,969 Ohh. And my water broke. 156 00:06:21,002 --> 00:06:22,838 This kid wants out, but not before I get that ring. 157 00:06:22,872 --> 00:06:25,331 Ooh. Let's get you comfortable. 158 00:06:25,331 --> 00:06:26,666 Let's give them some room, people. 159 00:06:26,699 --> 00:06:27,871 - What are your names? - I'm Ryan. 160 00:06:27,904 --> 00:06:29,836 - Corina. - Judge Carmichael. Lola. 161 00:06:29,870 --> 00:06:32,473 Is that a nun? I can't get married by a nun. 162 00:06:32,505 --> 00:06:34,241 My grandmother's Orthodox. She'll kill me! 163 00:06:34,274 --> 00:06:38,645 May I offer my services at Atheist Reverend CXR301? 164 00:06:38,679 --> 00:06:39,839 No! 165 00:06:39,864 --> 00:06:41,716 It absolutely has to be a nondenominational ceremony. 166 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:43,184 - Judge Carmichael? - I got you. 167 00:06:43,216 --> 00:06:44,885 Have you done this before, Your Honor? 168 00:06:44,918 --> 00:06:47,320 No, but I'm feeling inspired. Where are the rings? 169 00:06:49,889 --> 00:06:51,925 Give me your hands. 170 00:06:51,959 --> 00:06:54,762 We form this circle to celebrate the people 171 00:06:54,795 --> 00:06:56,764 who have created this little miracle 172 00:06:56,797 --> 00:06:58,199 about to enter this world. 173 00:06:59,371 --> 00:07:01,821 It's the day that you promise to yourselves 174 00:07:01,854 --> 00:07:04,872 and to this little child to live in love. 175 00:07:04,904 --> 00:07:06,373 No matter what happens between the two of you, 176 00:07:06,406 --> 00:07:08,875 you will always share something. 177 00:07:08,908 --> 00:07:10,869 May you forever take comfort in this romance! 178 00:07:10,894 --> 00:07:12,312 Ohh! 179 00:07:12,346 --> 00:07:13,747 Thank you, Judge Carmichael. 180 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:16,148 Not done yet. Do you and you? 181 00:07:16,181 --> 00:07:17,285 - I do. - I do. 182 00:07:17,317 --> 00:07:18,952 You are now husband and wife. 183 00:07:18,985 --> 00:07:21,589 Oh. Wait. It's tradition. 184 00:07:27,228 --> 00:07:30,698 Seriously, get to the hospital. 185 00:07:34,728 --> 00:07:39,150 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 186 00:07:44,307 --> 00:07:46,896 Callan. I scooped this case 187 00:07:46,921 --> 00:07:48,322 when I saw you were the prosecutor. 188 00:07:48,356 --> 00:07:49,591 Amy Quinn. Nice to see you. 189 00:07:49,623 --> 00:07:51,025 Thought it might be a fun rematch. 190 00:07:51,058 --> 00:07:54,161 - Hmm. - This is Mark Callan, our nemesis. 191 00:07:54,195 --> 00:07:56,565 - I'm Margo. - I know. 192 00:07:56,597 --> 00:07:57,798 Your client's guilty. 193 00:07:57,832 --> 00:07:59,701 Way to get ahead of yourself. 194 00:07:59,733 --> 00:08:01,068 This isn't even a trial. 195 00:08:01,101 --> 00:08:02,904 She's a serial dine and dasher. 196 00:08:02,936 --> 00:08:05,055 She stuck 12 men with huge bills. They're sitting right there. 197 00:08:05,089 --> 00:08:07,413 It's called dating, not felony extortion. 198 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:11,313 And 12 is a little overkill for a preliminary hearing. 199 00:08:11,346 --> 00:08:14,182 I'll make you a bet. It's just a prelim. 200 00:08:14,214 --> 00:08:16,284 If Judge Laski throws extortion out 201 00:08:16,317 --> 00:08:17,918 or bounces it, you buy dinner. 202 00:08:17,952 --> 00:08:20,404 If he allows us to go to trial, I buy dinner. 203 00:08:20,437 --> 00:08:22,122 I don't gamble with the lives of defendants, Amy. 204 00:08:22,156 --> 00:08:24,258 Oh, I don't mind. I like a bit of fun. 205 00:08:24,290 --> 00:08:26,695 - Thanks, but no. - Okay. 206 00:08:26,728 --> 00:08:28,863 I don't need any incentive to kick your ass. 207 00:08:28,895 --> 00:08:30,698 I'll do it for free. 208 00:08:30,731 --> 00:08:32,370 See you in there, counselor. 209 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:35,769 Gentlemen. 210 00:08:36,624 --> 00:08:37,905 Just got the word. 211 00:08:37,939 --> 00:08:40,709 We will be back any minute now. 212 00:08:40,742 --> 00:08:43,745 Happy to resume battle with Ms. Lopez-Batista. 213 00:08:43,777 --> 00:08:45,747 Lopez. It's just Lopez. 214 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:50,531 It... It's not staying. 215 00:08:50,556 --> 00:08:52,525 - Sorry. What? - The ring. 216 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,357 - Just forget it. - Okay. 217 00:08:58,737 --> 00:09:01,040 I have to wait for mine. I'm a novice. 218 00:09:01,229 --> 00:09:02,763 I don't become a bride of Christ 219 00:09:02,796 --> 00:09:04,216 till my commitment ceremony. 220 00:09:04,249 --> 00:09:05,945 Then I get a ring. 221 00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:10,658 Unless I go to jail. Then I get excommunicated, 222 00:09:10,659 --> 00:09:12,395 which means it's your job to make sure 223 00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:13,696 I don't leave our Lord at the altar. 224 00:09:13,729 --> 00:09:15,666 I will do everything I can. 225 00:09:16,767 --> 00:09:18,402 All rise. 226 00:09:19,802 --> 00:09:21,638 Then about a year ago, we put Sister Phoebe 227 00:09:21,671 --> 00:09:23,213 in charge of the Sunday cash donations. 228 00:09:23,246 --> 00:09:24,580 So she had access to the money. 229 00:09:24,612 --> 00:09:26,542 That's right. We had to do an audit. 230 00:09:26,576 --> 00:09:27,778 I hate math. 231 00:09:27,811 --> 00:09:29,412 Baptisms are easier. 232 00:09:29,446 --> 00:09:32,483 It showed revenues were below historical averages. 233 00:09:32,516 --> 00:09:33,963 The pattern started shortly 234 00:09:33,996 --> 00:09:36,052 after Sister Phoebe was given those responsibilities. 235 00:09:36,085 --> 00:09:38,621 Thank you, sir... Father. 236 00:09:39,729 --> 00:09:40,897 Ms. Lopez? 237 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:45,963 Father Vincent, when you met my client, what did you think? 238 00:09:45,995 --> 00:09:48,398 I mean, the hair, her checkered past. 239 00:09:48,431 --> 00:09:50,801 We don't usually pick our future nuns off the street, 240 00:09:50,834 --> 00:09:53,871 but she was honest about her complications with the law. 241 00:09:53,903 --> 00:09:55,773 And she settled, found her vocation. 242 00:09:55,806 --> 00:09:57,165 Not shy, that one. 243 00:09:57,190 --> 00:10:00,351 She challenged my homily on the homeless and addiction. 244 00:10:00,824 --> 00:10:01,951 She was right. 245 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,580 You like Phoebe. You trusted her. 246 00:10:04,614 --> 00:10:06,550 I did, before she stole from us. 247 00:10:06,582 --> 00:10:08,050 - Move to strike. - Sustained. 248 00:10:08,084 --> 00:10:10,154 Did you find any evidence when you searched her room? 249 00:10:10,186 --> 00:10:11,654 Cash, expensive purchases? 250 00:10:11,687 --> 00:10:13,189 - No. - And yet you assume 251 00:10:13,223 --> 00:10:14,725 this young woman would risk her vocation 252 00:10:14,758 --> 00:10:16,826 and life that she is so fiercely committed to. 253 00:10:16,859 --> 00:10:18,162 Objection. Speculation. 254 00:10:18,195 --> 00:10:19,644 Withdrawn. 255 00:10:20,596 --> 00:10:22,799 The donations... Who handles the cash between 256 00:10:22,832 --> 00:10:24,834 the parishioners and the bank? Could you provide names? 257 00:10:24,868 --> 00:10:26,837 Well, there are a few... ushers, volunteers, 258 00:10:26,869 --> 00:10:28,672 our accountant. I can get you the list. 259 00:10:28,705 --> 00:10:31,226 So Phoebe isn't the only person who had access to the money. 260 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:32,487 - No. - Just the only one 261 00:10:32,512 --> 00:10:33,877 you picked up off the street. 262 00:10:36,613 --> 00:10:38,449 She winked at me. 263 00:10:38,481 --> 00:10:40,216 So that's how the defendant first made contact. 264 00:10:40,249 --> 00:10:42,619 Yeah. She... She winked at me on the dating site, 265 00:10:42,652 --> 00:10:44,086 then we messaged a bit, 266 00:10:44,119 --> 00:10:46,023 then, uh, then she asked me out to dinner. 267 00:10:46,056 --> 00:10:48,792 - And how'd that make you feel? - I'd kind of given up on being, 268 00:10:48,825 --> 00:10:50,661 I don't know, whatever, 269 00:10:50,694 --> 00:10:53,464 attractive to anybody ever, 270 00:10:53,497 --> 00:10:56,867 so yeah, it felt good. She liked me. 271 00:10:56,899 --> 00:10:58,568 Tell us about your dinner. 272 00:10:58,601 --> 00:11:00,470 Margo told me to order anything I liked. 273 00:11:00,503 --> 00:11:03,139 She ordered the wine, a 2010 Burgundy. 274 00:11:03,172 --> 00:11:05,542 I remember 'cause I kept staring at the bill after, 275 00:11:05,575 --> 00:11:09,068 thinking, who pays this much for a bottle of freakin' wine? 276 00:11:09,879 --> 00:11:14,650 I guess I did. $918.35. 277 00:11:14,683 --> 00:11:17,299 I am so sorry that happened to you, Colin. 278 00:11:17,332 --> 00:11:18,955 No further questions. 279 00:11:18,989 --> 00:11:21,023 Ms. Quinn, care to cross? 280 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,041 I'd love to, Your Honor. 281 00:11:23,759 --> 00:11:25,628 Ahem. So you messaged with Margo. 282 00:11:25,662 --> 00:11:27,663 Is that because you thought she was attractive? 283 00:11:27,696 --> 00:11:29,223 Yes. Yeah. 284 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,634 And you said that you'd given up on love. 285 00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:34,638 That's horrible. No one should have to feel that way. 286 00:11:34,671 --> 00:11:38,141 - I haven't been out since. - I understand. 287 00:11:38,173 --> 00:11:40,843 Colin, before your date with Margo, 288 00:11:40,877 --> 00:11:42,679 how long had it been since you had sex? 289 00:11:42,711 --> 00:11:44,847 I mean, with another person. 290 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,549 - Objection. - Overruled. 291 00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:48,050 Colin, did you use the phrase 292 00:11:48,084 --> 00:11:49,619 "sticking it to the soufflé" that night 293 00:11:49,653 --> 00:11:51,293 when talking to my client? 294 00:11:51,326 --> 00:11:53,155 Did you say that's what you were gonna do 295 00:11:53,188 --> 00:11:55,525 to her after dinner? That you would stick it to her? 296 00:11:55,558 --> 00:11:57,193 - Objection! - Sit down, Callan. 297 00:11:57,226 --> 00:11:58,794 I'm looking forward to the answer to that question. 298 00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:00,797 It was just... I didn't... I didn't mean it 299 00:12:00,830 --> 00:12:02,666 to be disgusting like you just said! 300 00:12:02,699 --> 00:12:04,234 - I was trying... - No wonder she left early. 301 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:05,768 Verbally assaulted like this? 302 00:12:05,802 --> 00:12:07,704 I mean, who knows what would have happened 303 00:12:07,736 --> 00:12:09,872 if she had stuck around for dessert? 304 00:12:09,906 --> 00:12:12,048 No more questions, Your Honor. 305 00:12:13,508 --> 00:12:15,593 Step down, Mr. O'Mara. 306 00:12:16,211 --> 00:12:18,814 Well, all this talk about food and drink 307 00:12:18,848 --> 00:12:20,918 has got my stomach all grumbly. 308 00:12:20,951 --> 00:12:22,812 Lunch recess. Back at 1:30. 309 00:12:36,702 --> 00:12:38,416 You should come over tonight. 310 00:12:38,449 --> 00:12:41,104 I've got tools that'll snap that sucker right off. 311 00:12:41,744 --> 00:12:43,746 I used to have a rosary. 312 00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:46,638 I still have mine from when I was baptized. 313 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:49,178 Reminds me of my abuelita. 314 00:12:52,248 --> 00:12:54,381 - Sister. - That your next victim? 315 00:12:54,415 --> 00:12:56,984 Sister Miranda. Parish accountant. 316 00:12:57,017 --> 00:12:59,656 Taking apart a priest and a nun... 317 00:12:59,688 --> 00:13:01,591 you better find that rosary. 318 00:13:02,557 --> 00:13:04,392 She doesn't look well. 319 00:13:05,361 --> 00:13:06,894 See you back in there. 320 00:13:09,865 --> 00:13:12,191 Congratulations. 321 00:13:16,105 --> 00:13:18,841 Sister Miranda, you testified as the parish accountant 322 00:13:18,874 --> 00:13:21,979 that Phoebe had direct access to the collection monies. 323 00:13:22,012 --> 00:13:24,389 Did you ever actually see her take any cash? 324 00:13:24,414 --> 00:13:25,442 I did not. 325 00:13:25,476 --> 00:13:27,283 Do the sisters at your church have your own income? 326 00:13:27,316 --> 00:13:28,652 A small allowance. 327 00:13:28,685 --> 00:13:30,954 I save up mine for action movies. 328 00:13:30,986 --> 00:13:32,631 Isn't it true that Phoebe gives hers away? 329 00:13:32,656 --> 00:13:33,856 Objection. Relevance. 330 00:13:33,889 --> 00:13:36,225 My client has been accused of taking money. 331 00:13:36,258 --> 00:13:38,028 I think it's relevant if she's known to be giving it away. 332 00:13:38,061 --> 00:13:40,062 Overruled. You may answer. 333 00:13:40,095 --> 00:13:42,331 When we met, she was living on the street 334 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:45,335 and so angry but also so kind. 335 00:13:45,368 --> 00:13:48,004 If somebody needed it and Phoebe had it, 336 00:13:48,037 --> 00:13:51,073 she was always giving more than she has. 337 00:13:51,106 --> 00:13:53,142 Under direct examination, you said that you never heard 338 00:13:53,176 --> 00:13:55,668 my client complaining about not having money. 339 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,337 One of our vows is poverty. 340 00:13:57,369 --> 00:14:01,283 She went from a tent to an abbey. She was grateful. 341 00:14:01,316 --> 00:14:03,820 You also testified that you saw her argue with Father Vincent 342 00:14:03,853 --> 00:14:06,302 about how the church's money was being allocated. 343 00:14:06,335 --> 00:14:09,290 Father Vincent planned to renovate the rectory. 344 00:14:09,411 --> 00:14:12,881 She wanted all our resources to go where it mattered... 345 00:14:13,196 --> 00:14:16,066 - Skid Row. - You've dedicated yourself 346 00:14:16,099 --> 00:14:18,435 to a life of service to the poor. 347 00:14:18,468 --> 00:14:21,138 - What do you think of the rectory? - Objection. Relevance. 348 00:14:21,171 --> 00:14:23,224 - Ms. Lopez. - The DDA is suggesting 349 00:14:23,257 --> 00:14:25,449 that a nun had motive to steal money 350 00:14:25,482 --> 00:14:27,110 that was intended to fix the rectory. 351 00:14:27,143 --> 00:14:28,921 - Your Honor. - Maybe others share the same motive. 352 00:14:28,953 --> 00:14:30,946 Like a group nun heist? Your Honor... 353 00:14:30,979 --> 00:14:33,064 It goes to reasonable doubt. 354 00:14:33,509 --> 00:14:35,108 That's the relevance, Your Honor. 355 00:14:35,884 --> 00:14:37,019 Overruled. 356 00:14:37,052 --> 00:14:38,669 Sister Miranda, 357 00:14:38,694 --> 00:14:40,830 knowing my client as you do, 358 00:14:40,855 --> 00:14:44,242 out of all the ushers and volunteers, 359 00:14:44,553 --> 00:14:46,756 - isn't it possible that one... - No. 360 00:14:49,684 --> 00:14:50,832 Uh... 361 00:15:00,661 --> 00:15:04,532 Phoebe says it wasn't her. You say it wasn't them. 362 00:15:05,012 --> 00:15:06,716 According to Father Vincent, 363 00:15:06,749 --> 00:15:09,885 the only other person who had access is the accountant. 364 00:15:09,918 --> 00:15:12,054 Sister Miranda, aren't you the church accountant? 365 00:15:12,087 --> 00:15:15,405 Objection. Sister Miranda isn't the nun on trial here. 366 00:15:15,430 --> 00:15:16,998 It's a simple question, Your Honor. 367 00:15:19,329 --> 00:15:20,361 I... 368 00:15:21,697 --> 00:15:23,216 - Maybe it's time... - Hold that thought. 369 00:15:23,241 --> 00:15:24,526 Counsel, approach the bench. 370 00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:31,941 My obligation 371 00:15:31,975 --> 00:15:33,529 is to the fairness of this process, 372 00:15:33,562 --> 00:15:35,297 not the outcome, but it appears 373 00:15:35,329 --> 00:15:37,625 your witness was about to either incriminate herself 374 00:15:37,658 --> 00:15:39,312 or commit perjury. 375 00:15:39,345 --> 00:15:40,917 Fifth Amendment, Mr. Berger. 376 00:15:40,950 --> 00:15:43,052 I appreciate Your Honor's wisdom. 377 00:15:43,085 --> 00:15:45,287 - Move to dismiss, Your Honor. - The charges stand. 378 00:15:45,321 --> 00:15:46,695 I said "either." 379 00:15:46,729 --> 00:15:48,959 You two figure out which one it is, 380 00:15:48,992 --> 00:15:51,461 and we'll come back after our lunch recess. 381 00:16:05,081 --> 00:16:07,409 Who knew nuns could be so dramatic? 382 00:16:07,442 --> 00:16:08,659 I did. 383 00:16:09,121 --> 00:16:10,303 Where's Judge Benner? 384 00:16:10,328 --> 00:16:12,030 There's a long line of the great unwed 385 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,724 outside her courtroom waiting to get hitched. 386 00:16:13,749 --> 00:16:16,285 - Apparently, she's late. - Better not be much longer. 387 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:19,145 - The brides are getting restless. - It's not like her. 388 00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:21,272 Wedding Day's a special day for Judge Benner. 389 00:16:21,317 --> 00:16:23,076 I always thought the whole thing was a bit weird. 390 00:16:23,101 --> 00:16:25,347 Well, nice but weird. 391 00:16:25,372 --> 00:16:27,341 I like it very much. Every other day of the year, 392 00:16:27,366 --> 00:16:29,168 the people who come to this building 393 00:16:29,193 --> 00:16:31,329 are having one of the worst days of their lives. 394 00:16:31,354 --> 00:16:34,190 Today we get to be part of one of the best. 395 00:16:36,186 --> 00:16:40,357 I always knew it. You're actually all soft inside. 396 00:16:40,382 --> 00:16:42,386 Your Honor... 397 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:49,039 Y... Your Honor. 398 00:16:52,248 --> 00:16:54,121 Oh. 399 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:57,968 Going to the clerk's office. You haven't see me. 400 00:17:02,237 --> 00:17:03,706 Your Honor! 401 00:17:09,873 --> 00:17:12,942 - Where is she? - I haven't seen her. 402 00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:14,977 Why didn't you let me submit Miranda 403 00:17:15,002 --> 00:17:16,314 as a character witness? 404 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:19,133 Because Father Vincent told her to testify for the prosecution. 405 00:17:19,158 --> 00:17:21,494 Or is it because you didn't want me to figure out 406 00:17:21,519 --> 00:17:23,554 - that she was the one who actually stole the money? - Is that our judge? 407 00:17:23,579 --> 00:17:26,683 I... No, I don't... Maybe. They don't usually let them out here. 408 00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:27,853 I think it was her. 409 00:17:27,878 --> 00:17:29,380 Phoebe, why are you taking the fall for Miranda? 410 00:17:29,405 --> 00:17:33,327 I'm not. I'm standing trial for a crime I didn't commit. 411 00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:39,687 You don't want to know 412 00:17:39,712 --> 00:17:41,210 what I was doing on the street. 413 00:17:41,813 --> 00:17:43,754 Sister Miranda... 414 00:17:44,487 --> 00:17:46,488 Sister Miranda brought me into the church. 415 00:17:46,513 --> 00:17:48,949 Early on, she could have busted me on a parole violation. 416 00:17:48,974 --> 00:17:51,911 Literally caught me with my hand in her purse. 417 00:17:52,481 --> 00:17:54,416 But she forgave me. 418 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,283 She saved me. 419 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,811 - That's no reason to... - She's sick. 420 00:18:00,757 --> 00:18:03,340 Sister Miranda won't last six months in jail. 421 00:18:04,926 --> 00:18:06,795 Off the record, what is up with your client? 422 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:09,038 Margo Baxter is like Katharine Hepburn 423 00:18:09,063 --> 00:18:10,482 stuck in an episode of "Happy Days." 424 00:18:10,807 --> 00:18:12,209 The Beckett play? 425 00:18:12,602 --> 00:18:15,003 No. The '70s sitcom set in the '50s. 426 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:16,262 How old are you? 427 00:18:16,287 --> 00:18:18,256 My dad used to watch the reruns. 428 00:18:18,281 --> 00:18:20,183 - Let's make a deal! - You first. 429 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,495 Three years' probation, 430 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,122 30 days Caltrans freeway cleanup. 431 00:18:24,147 --> 00:18:26,250 - Oh, that's sweet. - That's the best I can... 432 00:18:26,275 --> 00:18:27,877 Wait. Sweet? 433 00:18:27,902 --> 00:18:30,038 I can picture you sitting on your daddy's lap 434 00:18:30,063 --> 00:18:31,565 watching TV, eating chips. 435 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:32,991 - Yeah. - It's sweet. 436 00:18:33,016 --> 00:18:34,517 - No, that never happened. - No deal. 437 00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:35,656 Drop the charges. 438 00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:37,672 Your client systematically lured these men 439 00:18:37,697 --> 00:18:39,766 to the most expensive restaurants in Los Angeles 440 00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:41,592 with the intent to extort them for money 441 00:18:41,617 --> 00:18:44,228 - in the form of wine, food... - Those men expected to pay. 442 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:45,553 That's the thing. No, they didn't. 443 00:18:45,578 --> 00:18:47,247 Margo invited them. She made the reservation. 444 00:18:47,272 --> 00:18:49,241 She told them to order whatever they wanted. 445 00:18:49,266 --> 00:18:50,768 Then she had her fill of food and drink, 446 00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:52,628 made an excuse, left the table, and never came back. 447 00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,886 She is from an era when men and women... 448 00:18:54,911 --> 00:18:56,870 Are you seriously using 19th century 449 00:18:56,895 --> 00:18:59,220 gender norms as your defense? 450 00:18:59,254 --> 00:19:00,507 Is that your girlfriend? 451 00:19:00,541 --> 00:19:01,907 What? Yeah. 452 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,525 - You make a cute couple. - Thanks. 453 00:19:03,558 --> 00:19:05,480 Who picked up the tab on your first date? 454 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:09,350 Margo Baxter is a grifter, and you know that. 455 00:19:09,384 --> 00:19:10,986 Ah, I should check in with the office. 456 00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:13,320 If you promise not to bogart my sandwich, 457 00:19:13,354 --> 00:19:16,391 I promise to come back with a real sentencing offer. 458 00:19:16,424 --> 00:19:18,224 Deal? 459 00:19:27,335 --> 00:19:29,604 Okay, babe, I'll see you inside! 460 00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,940 Number 57, ticket, please. 461 00:19:31,972 --> 00:19:33,808 I don't have one. I'm a judge. 462 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,809 Lola Carmichael, Department 61. 463 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,017 Did you take a number? 464 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,610 - I did not. - Then I cannot help you. 465 00:19:38,642 --> 00:19:40,581 I just need to ask you a couple of questions. 466 00:19:40,615 --> 00:19:42,884 You're not a judge. Judges are not allowed down here. 467 00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:44,685 Not even a law. Accepted wisdom. 468 00:19:44,719 --> 00:19:46,916 I left my badge. It's in my chambers. 469 00:19:46,948 --> 00:19:49,290 Look me up... Judge Lola Carmichael, 470 00:19:49,324 --> 00:19:50,875 Department 61. 471 00:19:50,907 --> 00:19:53,217 Sherri Kansky is my JA. 472 00:19:54,328 --> 00:19:56,330 You're Sherri's judge. Right. 473 00:19:56,364 --> 00:19:59,467 Right. Funny. That's so funny. 474 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,069 What's so... Sorry. What's so funny? 475 00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:03,971 The way she described you, I thought you'd be... 476 00:20:04,645 --> 00:20:06,340 What can I do for you, Your Honor? 477 00:20:06,374 --> 00:20:08,543 I need to ask you about court costs. 478 00:20:08,576 --> 00:20:09,877 Okay. 479 00:20:23,147 --> 00:20:25,393 _ 480 00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:46,047 Sister Miranda, I was hoping we could... 481 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:49,350 Sorry. First, I'm sorry if... 482 00:20:49,384 --> 00:20:51,586 if I was a little pushy when you were on the stand. 483 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,922 You were only doing your job, Ms. Lopez, 484 00:20:53,954 --> 00:20:56,197 conjuring a defense for your client. 485 00:20:57,391 --> 00:20:59,927 Were you able to speak with Mr. Berger, the DDA? 486 00:20:59,952 --> 00:21:02,321 Briefly. I apologized for any damage 487 00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:04,382 I may have done to his... his case. 488 00:21:04,407 --> 00:21:06,010 I lost my head a little, 489 00:21:06,035 --> 00:21:08,304 which seems to be happening these days. 490 00:21:08,329 --> 00:21:10,232 He was very forgiving. 491 00:21:10,257 --> 00:21:11,624 Would you like me to suggest, 492 00:21:11,649 --> 00:21:13,952 or maybe your church can help you find, a lawyer? 493 00:21:13,977 --> 00:21:15,644 Am I under arrest? 494 00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:17,778 Sister Miranda, you need to confess 495 00:21:17,811 --> 00:21:20,814 and return that money so we can stop this trial. 496 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,983 - Is Phoebe okay? - She's scared. 497 00:21:23,017 --> 00:21:25,153 And I think she doesn't want to let you down. 498 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,645 So she didn't send you. 499 00:21:28,489 --> 00:21:31,860 That young woman has a great faith and a fire. 500 00:21:32,107 --> 00:21:33,876 We're not all built like that. 501 00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:35,611 Sister Miranda, please. 502 00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:38,513 Will you just come with me and talk to her? 503 00:21:38,538 --> 00:21:40,324 Phoebe needs your help. 504 00:21:41,469 --> 00:21:44,038 Judge Carmichael needs to know the truth. 505 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,871 Phoebe, you're innocent. 506 00:21:46,313 --> 00:21:48,482 If Sister Miranda confesses and returns the money, 507 00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:50,710 there's a chance no one will be prosecuted. 508 00:21:50,735 --> 00:21:51,970 Phoebe, maybe we should listen. 509 00:21:51,995 --> 00:21:53,863 No, we're both innocent. 510 00:21:54,115 --> 00:21:56,273 You said all we needed is reasonable doubt. 511 00:21:56,298 --> 00:21:59,902 Phoebe, why risk this? You found a home, a life, 512 00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:02,263 and now you're willing to throw it away. 513 00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:04,491 - I have faith. - Faith won't get you acquitted. 514 00:22:04,516 --> 00:22:07,219 No. You will. And our Lord. I have faith in you both. 515 00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:10,214 I promise you the truth is your life raft. 516 00:22:10,239 --> 00:22:12,208 Put your faith in the truth. 517 00:22:12,233 --> 00:22:15,568 Miranda, help me. Trust me. 518 00:22:16,370 --> 00:22:18,506 She isn't guilty of any crime. 519 00:22:18,531 --> 00:22:20,300 That money is for the church, 520 00:22:20,325 --> 00:22:22,866 and the church is the people. 521 00:22:23,086 --> 00:22:25,022 Right now Sister Miranda is... 522 00:22:25,372 --> 00:22:27,409 She's sick, Ms. Lopez. 523 00:22:27,434 --> 00:22:29,569 I'm not going to let you or Father Vincent 524 00:22:29,594 --> 00:22:31,330 or anyone else add to her suffering 525 00:22:31,355 --> 00:22:33,419 or hurt her in any way. 526 00:22:34,660 --> 00:22:36,796 You are my lawyer, and I'm innocent. 527 00:22:36,821 --> 00:22:39,323 I'm instructing you to defend me. 528 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,836 Afternoon, counselor. 529 00:22:47,868 --> 00:22:50,737 I officiated my first marriage 530 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:52,540 and almost delivered a baby this morning. 531 00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,508 - What you been up to? - Lola... Uh... 532 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,706 Judge Carmichael, what the hell are you doing out here? 533 00:22:56,731 --> 00:22:58,567 There's no law that says that a judge can't go and get 534 00:22:58,592 --> 00:23:01,262 - a muffin when she needs one. - No, there's not. But, uh... 535 00:23:01,287 --> 00:23:02,856 Have you checked out the court costs lately? 536 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,716 Your Honor, are you sure this is a good idea? 537 00:23:04,741 --> 00:23:07,178 $28. A penalty of $28 is applied 538 00:23:07,203 --> 00:23:10,822 to every $10 or less an individual is fined. 539 00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,089 Does Sherri know you're out here? 540 00:23:12,114 --> 00:23:13,816 That's nearly two times the cost of the fine itself. 541 00:23:13,841 --> 00:23:15,476 I bang my gavel, and boom, 542 00:23:15,501 --> 00:23:19,806 a $500 fine increases to $1,400 just like that. 543 00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:21,800 I actually have a preliminary hearing I need to get to. 544 00:23:21,825 --> 00:23:23,894 - It's not right. - Can we, uh, can we talk later? 545 00:23:23,919 --> 00:23:25,615 Yeah. I need to get going, too. 546 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:26,889 All right. 547 00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:32,513 Aw. 548 00:23:33,808 --> 00:23:35,377 Judge Carmichael. 549 00:23:35,402 --> 00:23:36,770 Judge Carmichael, I need to talk to you. 550 00:23:36,795 --> 00:23:38,497 You sent my husband to prison. 551 00:23:38,522 --> 00:23:40,258 - Now I got my son up on charges? - I apologize. 552 00:23:40,283 --> 00:23:41,818 I don't know what case you're referring to. 553 00:23:41,843 --> 00:23:43,812 No kidding. You don't care what happens to us 554 00:23:43,837 --> 00:23:45,771 because you in all your wisdom 555 00:23:45,796 --> 00:23:47,732 took his only dad away from him. 556 00:23:47,757 --> 00:23:49,392 - You need to stop yelling. - How many lives you ruined today? 557 00:23:49,417 --> 00:23:50,986 - Come with me. - Get off of me. 558 00:23:51,011 --> 00:23:53,347 Off of me! Get off of me! 559 00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:56,637 - Come on. - Stop it! Let me go! 560 00:23:56,671 --> 00:23:58,540 Let me go! 561 00:23:58,572 --> 00:24:00,742 This isn't right. This isn't right! 562 00:24:13,656 --> 00:24:15,525 Your Honor, what are you... 563 00:24:17,860 --> 00:24:20,830 I needed to stretch my legs. 564 00:24:20,862 --> 00:24:23,699 Not so sure that was such a good idea. 565 00:24:23,733 --> 00:24:25,735 So now I'm taking a breather. 566 00:24:25,767 --> 00:24:28,438 - What's up? - Long story. 567 00:24:30,006 --> 00:24:31,341 Thanks. 568 00:24:32,475 --> 00:24:35,312 Did you get married in a church, Your Honor? 569 00:24:35,344 --> 00:24:36,379 We did. 570 00:24:36,411 --> 00:24:40,504 So did we. Made our vows before God. 571 00:24:41,383 --> 00:24:42,789 I know no one cares 572 00:24:42,823 --> 00:24:44,338 about divorce or anything anymore. 573 00:24:44,370 --> 00:24:47,052 I know it's... I know the statistics, but I... 574 00:24:49,424 --> 00:24:52,394 I don't... like breaking my promises. 575 00:24:52,428 --> 00:24:55,899 You didn't break anything, Emily. He did. 576 00:24:55,931 --> 00:24:57,866 Oh, no. Not to Joe. 577 00:24:57,900 --> 00:25:00,023 You don't have to worry. I get that. I just... 578 00:25:00,737 --> 00:25:03,005 I-I mean... 579 00:25:04,373 --> 00:25:05,541 To God? 580 00:25:06,155 --> 00:25:08,407 My family? My friends? 581 00:25:09,144 --> 00:25:10,713 I stood up there, and I... 582 00:25:12,648 --> 00:25:14,351 This sounds really weird, doesn't it? 583 00:25:14,383 --> 00:25:16,385 I think I've just been hanging out with nuns too much. 584 00:25:17,519 --> 00:25:19,042 Your Honor. 585 00:25:29,465 --> 00:25:33,904 Anyone who knows you knows you do the right thing. 586 00:25:39,842 --> 00:25:42,411 See you back in court, Ms. Lopez. 587 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,651 Respect for the institution, Your Honor. 588 00:25:48,683 --> 00:25:50,226 - Ooh. - These aren't empty traditions. 589 00:25:50,251 --> 00:25:51,754 They have a purpose, 590 00:25:51,787 --> 00:25:54,656 and you have been in this courthouse long enough... 591 00:25:54,689 --> 00:25:56,593 Sherri, can I interrupt this lecture 592 00:25:56,625 --> 00:25:59,995 - to ask you a question? - As long as we keep moving. 593 00:26:00,028 --> 00:26:01,730 What's the formula for converting an unpaid fine 594 00:26:01,764 --> 00:26:05,068 - into jail time? - $150 equals 1 day, Your Honor. 595 00:26:05,101 --> 00:26:07,003 So for every $150 in unpaid fines, 596 00:26:07,035 --> 00:26:08,971 I can convert that to a defendant 597 00:26:09,005 --> 00:26:10,410 spending one day in county jail? 598 00:26:10,442 --> 00:26:13,609 Correct, as long as the fine equals no less than 15 days in jail. 599 00:26:13,642 --> 00:26:15,808 Meaning I can't throw someone in the slammer 600 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:18,480 - for a parking ticket. - Eye on the ball, Your Honor. 601 00:26:18,514 --> 00:26:20,178 There is still a rogue nun to deal with. 602 00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:22,118 I need you to contact Mr. Owens from this morning. 603 00:26:22,151 --> 00:26:23,659 Tell him I need to see him back in court. 604 00:26:23,684 --> 00:26:24,758 Certainly. 605 00:26:34,910 --> 00:26:36,732 Callan, still salty about lunch? 606 00:26:36,766 --> 00:26:39,002 You gonna charge me with felony pranking? 607 00:26:39,035 --> 00:26:40,437 - Ha. - Remind me, how many 608 00:26:40,469 --> 00:26:43,401 - of your victims in the hallway bailed? - A few. 609 00:26:43,426 --> 00:26:45,040 Ah. Good thing you didn't take that bet. 610 00:26:45,074 --> 00:26:46,609 She has expensive tastes. 611 00:26:46,641 --> 00:26:48,510 You should put your client on the stand. 612 00:26:48,544 --> 00:26:50,647 I'd love to talk to her when she's under oath. 613 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,515 It's a preliminary hearing, remember? 614 00:26:52,547 --> 00:26:54,516 That's the part where you show me all your cards. 615 00:26:54,549 --> 00:26:57,453 And she holds hers close to her chest. 616 00:26:59,055 --> 00:27:01,891 All rise. Department 61 of the Los Angeles Supreme... 617 00:27:01,923 --> 00:27:04,560 That's all right. I think they know. Sorry for the delay. 618 00:27:04,593 --> 00:27:06,996 I needed to pop over to Judge Benner's courtroom 619 00:27:07,028 --> 00:27:08,564 and clear out a few happy couples. 620 00:27:08,597 --> 00:27:10,766 Mr. Callan, what else you got? 621 00:27:10,799 --> 00:27:12,835 Your Honor, the People call Detective Curtis Perry 622 00:27:12,869 --> 00:27:15,905 to the stand, the lead investigator in the case. 623 00:27:15,938 --> 00:27:18,574 Ms. Lopez, you may resume your cross. 624 00:27:28,116 --> 00:27:31,587 Mr. Lopez. Any more questions? 625 00:27:38,628 --> 00:27:40,299 No further questions, Your Honor. 626 00:27:42,227 --> 00:27:43,533 Mr. Berger? 627 00:27:43,565 --> 00:27:44,766 Um... 628 00:27:45,439 --> 00:27:47,636 No redirect. No additional witnesses. 629 00:27:47,670 --> 00:27:49,538 People rest, Your Honor. 630 00:27:54,009 --> 00:27:55,811 Witness may step down. 631 00:27:57,999 --> 00:27:59,468 Thank you. 632 00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:01,913 What's the plan now? 633 00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:07,756 Ms. Lopez, any witnesses? 634 00:28:10,959 --> 00:28:12,728 The defense calls Sister Phoebe McKenzie 635 00:28:12,762 --> 00:28:14,664 - to the stand, Your Honor. - What? 636 00:28:15,177 --> 00:28:17,065 God helps those who help themselves. 637 00:28:17,099 --> 00:28:19,068 You're gonna go up there, and we're gonna convince 638 00:28:19,101 --> 00:28:20,236 the judge that you're innocent 639 00:28:20,268 --> 00:28:22,559 because you are. That's the plan. 640 00:28:30,912 --> 00:28:32,548 Felony extortion. 641 00:28:32,582 --> 00:28:34,784 Define extortion for us, detective. 642 00:28:34,816 --> 00:28:36,270 Obtaining property by inducing... 643 00:28:36,303 --> 00:28:37,920 Obtaining property by inducing consent 644 00:28:37,953 --> 00:28:39,755 via wrongful use of force or fear. 645 00:28:39,788 --> 00:28:42,025 I know the law, gentlemen. This is not a jury trial. 646 00:28:42,057 --> 00:28:43,593 I'd just like to know 647 00:28:43,625 --> 00:28:45,661 how extortion is applied in this case. 648 00:28:45,695 --> 00:28:47,330 Seems quite novel. 649 00:28:47,793 --> 00:28:49,699 Apply it in this case, then. 650 00:28:49,731 --> 00:28:51,667 The property, food and liquor, obtained 651 00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:52,968 by forcing the victim... 652 00:28:53,001 --> 00:28:54,670 Objection. There's no evidence 653 00:28:54,703 --> 00:28:56,705 my client forced anyone to do anything. 654 00:28:56,738 --> 00:28:58,307 Who did Margo Baxter think would pay for dinner? 655 00:28:58,341 --> 00:29:00,610 Objection! I have no idea what she was thinking, 656 00:29:00,642 --> 00:29:03,345 - and neither do you. - Sustained. Try again, Mr. Callan. 657 00:29:03,379 --> 00:29:06,716 Detective, who did the victims tell you 658 00:29:06,748 --> 00:29:09,218 - they thought was going to pay? - The defendant. 659 00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:11,339 She asked them out. She chose the place. 660 00:29:11,342 --> 00:29:12,724 She made the reservation. 661 00:29:12,749 --> 00:29:15,619 She did the ordering each and every time. 662 00:29:15,644 --> 00:29:17,713 And what did they tell you they were afraid of? 663 00:29:17,738 --> 00:29:19,807 Leaving a restaurant without paying is a crime. 664 00:29:19,894 --> 00:29:21,309 Victims were afraid they'd be charged 665 00:29:21,341 --> 00:29:22,848 if they didn't pay the bill in full. 666 00:29:22,881 --> 00:29:24,601 They also feared being barred from returning. 667 00:29:24,633 --> 00:29:26,868 Oh, boo-hoo. It's L.A. Find another restaurant. 668 00:29:26,901 --> 00:29:28,670 Ms. Quinn, will your client pipe down, 669 00:29:28,703 --> 00:29:31,359 or are we moving into contempt territory? 670 00:29:31,392 --> 00:29:34,611 Thank you. No more questions. 671 00:29:36,045 --> 00:29:39,094 - Ms. Quinn, care to cross? - Yes, please. 672 00:29:39,914 --> 00:29:42,818 Detective Perry, did anyone order you 673 00:29:42,852 --> 00:29:44,754 to investigate these little tips 674 00:29:44,786 --> 00:29:46,288 that are technically hearsay? 675 00:29:46,322 --> 00:29:47,957 - No. - So I'm sorry. 676 00:29:47,989 --> 00:29:50,058 - Why did you do it? - Because she broke the law. 677 00:29:50,092 --> 00:29:51,960 Right. So-called extortion. 678 00:29:51,994 --> 00:29:54,664 You decided that she was an evil extortionist. 679 00:29:54,697 --> 00:29:56,866 - Objection. Argumentative. - Sustained. Final warning, counselor. 680 00:29:56,899 --> 00:29:58,238 Yes, Your Honor. 681 00:29:59,035 --> 00:30:01,737 Did you tell any of your colleagues it was because 682 00:30:01,770 --> 00:30:04,006 the alleged perpetrator was a woman? 683 00:30:04,703 --> 00:30:07,743 I said if a man was doing this, people would be all over it, 684 00:30:07,776 --> 00:30:08,944 but because it's a woman 685 00:30:08,978 --> 00:30:10,779 rolling over some lonely guys, it's okay? 686 00:30:10,813 --> 00:30:13,916 So you pursued these small alleged infractions 687 00:30:13,949 --> 00:30:15,435 because Margo was a woman? 688 00:30:15,467 --> 00:30:18,754 In fact, you targeted my client because she is a woman. 689 00:30:18,787 --> 00:30:20,189 - Objection. - Sustained. 690 00:30:20,221 --> 00:30:21,385 When was the last time you had a date... 691 00:30:21,419 --> 00:30:22,958 - Sustained! - ...since your divorce, Detective? 692 00:30:22,991 --> 00:30:24,139 Excuse me? 693 00:30:25,599 --> 00:30:26,761 I think I'm done. 694 00:30:31,146 --> 00:30:35,772 Unless you have anything further, Mr. Callan? 695 00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:39,909 I think we know how this particular dance will end. 696 00:30:43,344 --> 00:30:45,213 My mom said that if there was a God, 697 00:30:45,247 --> 00:30:46,783 we'd have cheap rent. 698 00:30:46,815 --> 00:30:49,986 She moved us in with her boyfriends, mostly. 699 00:30:50,018 --> 00:30:53,823 I left when I was 14. It was bad on the street. 700 00:30:53,855 --> 00:30:54,923 I was bad. 701 00:30:54,957 --> 00:30:56,825 Got into drugs for a few years. 702 00:30:56,859 --> 00:30:59,795 Took people's... money, 703 00:30:59,828 --> 00:31:01,129 checks, credit cards. 704 00:31:01,162 --> 00:31:03,192 - You got caught? - Yeah. 705 00:31:03,226 --> 00:31:04,804 Jail was... 706 00:31:06,213 --> 00:31:10,101 it was bad. Worse than people think. 707 00:31:11,273 --> 00:31:12,909 How did you end up with the Church? 708 00:31:12,941 --> 00:31:16,107 I got out, ended up on the Skid. 709 00:31:16,778 --> 00:31:18,013 Sister Miranda was there 710 00:31:18,046 --> 00:31:20,850 handing out bottled water and sandwiches. 711 00:31:20,882 --> 00:31:22,818 But she listened, too. 712 00:31:22,852 --> 00:31:24,754 She knew that's what some of us really needed. 713 00:31:24,786 --> 00:31:27,994 She was so... so calm. 714 00:31:29,287 --> 00:31:30,727 I wanted that, too, 715 00:31:30,759 --> 00:31:33,208 so one day I followed her there. 716 00:31:34,417 --> 00:31:35,897 I wouldn't leave. 717 00:31:35,930 --> 00:31:39,267 Could you pick one word to describe the Church? 718 00:31:39,301 --> 00:31:41,216 What is it to you? 719 00:31:42,971 --> 00:31:44,206 Love. 720 00:31:46,263 --> 00:31:47,877 It never goes away. 721 00:31:49,163 --> 00:31:50,732 Phoebe, for the record, 722 00:31:51,218 --> 00:31:53,850 did you take that money from your church? 723 00:31:55,049 --> 00:31:57,052 I'm sorry. Can you repeat the question? 724 00:31:57,085 --> 00:31:58,987 Did you take that money from your church? 725 00:32:08,827 --> 00:32:10,245 Phoebe? 726 00:32:10,966 --> 00:32:13,002 - Your Honor. - I'm guilty! 727 00:32:13,035 --> 00:32:14,471 I need to confer with my client. 728 00:32:14,503 --> 00:32:15,805 I'm sorry. I have to tell the truth. 729 00:32:15,837 --> 00:32:17,370 I'm... I'm guilty. 730 00:32:35,773 --> 00:32:37,293 I'll tell you what I just told her. 731 00:32:37,325 --> 00:32:39,327 If this continues, I will withdraw as her lawyer. 732 00:32:39,361 --> 00:32:41,829 I can't and won't knowingly ask questions 733 00:32:41,863 --> 00:32:43,558 that will lead to false answers. 734 00:32:44,237 --> 00:32:46,468 If Sister Phoebe sticks to this confession, 735 00:32:46,501 --> 00:32:50,438 she is committing perjury for you. 736 00:32:50,910 --> 00:32:52,841 Are you going to let her do that? 737 00:32:55,143 --> 00:32:57,804 Congratulations. You fight dirty. 738 00:32:57,838 --> 00:32:59,982 Also a massive step back for gender politics. 739 00:33:00,015 --> 00:33:01,551 The cops tried to bootstrap it into a felony. 740 00:33:01,583 --> 00:33:05,750 - Didn't fly. - 12 victims. $10,000 of stolen meals. 741 00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:08,190 Maybe seeing the inside of a jail cell would have stopped her. 742 00:33:08,224 --> 00:33:10,421 Charges dismissed. Thank you. 743 00:33:10,453 --> 00:33:12,806 It's not smart to antagonize a DDA. 744 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:13,963 Well, it's what you've been doing. 745 00:33:13,996 --> 00:33:16,173 I've been doing my job. Prelim's over. 746 00:33:16,205 --> 00:33:19,092 And for the record, you treated those men like garbage. 747 00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:21,642 - She has a soul. - After business hours. 748 00:33:21,644 --> 00:33:24,580 Enjoy your life, Margo, at Craft or Patina 749 00:33:24,644 --> 00:33:26,107 or wherever you break a heart next. 750 00:33:26,141 --> 00:33:27,610 - Ah, that's gonna be difficult. - Why is that? 751 00:33:27,642 --> 00:33:28,944 I've spoken with all the restaurants 752 00:33:28,978 --> 00:33:30,478 involved in the case. 753 00:33:30,512 --> 00:33:32,727 They've been spreading the word and your photo. 754 00:33:32,759 --> 00:33:34,829 You're gonna be banned from all the prime spots in town. 755 00:33:34,863 --> 00:33:36,670 Oh, no. That can't be legal. 756 00:33:36,702 --> 00:33:38,854 Mm. It is, but feel free to discuss it 757 00:33:38,888 --> 00:33:42,275 - with a different lawyer. - But... what will I do 758 00:33:42,307 --> 00:33:43,680 with all those Saturday nights? 759 00:33:43,714 --> 00:33:45,962 You should have thought about that before. 760 00:33:49,010 --> 00:33:50,232 That was cold. 761 00:33:50,266 --> 00:33:53,789 Too bad we didn't make that bet. I'm hungry. 762 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:57,143 - I have plans anyway. - Right. 763 00:33:58,619 --> 00:33:59,787 She's pretty. 764 00:34:02,410 --> 00:34:05,325 When you're ready to take me to dinner, call me. 765 00:34:05,359 --> 00:34:06,949 I'll pick up the check. 766 00:34:13,055 --> 00:34:15,491 Mr. Owens, the court has reviewed your sentence 767 00:34:15,524 --> 00:34:18,627 and has increased your fine to $2,000. 768 00:34:18,661 --> 00:34:20,456 It was $500 before. 769 00:34:20,488 --> 00:34:21,996 You know, with this kind of help, 770 00:34:22,028 --> 00:34:23,966 I might as well check into Men's Central. 771 00:34:24,666 --> 00:34:26,727 - Your Honor... - Given the degree of financial hardship, 772 00:34:26,761 --> 00:34:30,440 the court is prepared to convert that fine to jail time. 773 00:34:30,473 --> 00:34:32,356 So you're sending me to jail? 774 00:34:32,389 --> 00:34:34,303 That conversion comes out to 16 days. 775 00:34:34,336 --> 00:34:36,011 Now, that sentence will most certainly be reduced 776 00:34:36,044 --> 00:34:37,512 by the sheriff due to overcrowding. 777 00:34:37,545 --> 00:34:39,676 That and the fact that an individual usually 778 00:34:39,708 --> 00:34:42,492 only serves 10% of the conversion time 779 00:34:42,525 --> 00:34:44,795 means you should be booked and released 780 00:34:44,828 --> 00:34:45,987 within a few hours. 781 00:34:46,020 --> 00:34:48,089 Your Honor, with respect, I don't understand. 782 00:34:48,123 --> 00:34:50,092 You will be on probation, Mr. Owens, 783 00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:53,094 but you will be free to go, and you won't owe us a penny. 784 00:34:53,127 --> 00:34:55,118 That sound fair? 785 00:34:55,944 --> 00:34:57,279 Yes. 786 00:34:58,705 --> 00:35:00,102 Thank you. 787 00:35:00,748 --> 00:35:03,470 - Thank you, Your Honor. - This is your last chance. 788 00:35:03,504 --> 00:35:05,440 Now, I don't want to see you in here again 789 00:35:05,473 --> 00:35:07,881 and especially without a lawyer. 790 00:35:11,251 --> 00:35:13,053 Thank you. 791 00:35:15,929 --> 00:35:17,164 Your Honor. 792 00:35:32,266 --> 00:35:34,002 You... 793 00:35:34,036 --> 00:35:37,750 You've been driving around with $100,000 in your trunk? 794 00:35:37,782 --> 00:35:39,975 No one's gonna break into this car. 795 00:35:40,009 --> 00:35:41,973 This money was meant to do better... 796 00:35:42,005 --> 00:35:44,279 food, medicine, housing for the poor. 797 00:35:44,872 --> 00:35:46,508 Not the rectory. 798 00:35:49,083 --> 00:35:51,087 Phoebe was the first to figure it out. 799 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,388 She refused to... 800 00:35:53,788 --> 00:35:55,575 She protected me. 801 00:35:55,608 --> 00:35:58,326 You still have... It's all here? 802 00:35:58,359 --> 00:36:02,064 Yes. After I took it, I felt lost. 803 00:36:02,096 --> 00:36:04,395 Well, why... why did you let Phoebe... 804 00:36:04,429 --> 00:36:06,102 Because she is innocent. 805 00:36:06,134 --> 00:36:07,736 We both had faith 806 00:36:07,770 --> 00:36:10,068 the justice system would see that. 807 00:36:11,069 --> 00:36:13,042 I shouldn't have let her. 808 00:36:13,655 --> 00:36:16,312 I got scared of everything, 809 00:36:16,344 --> 00:36:18,480 of dying, of... 810 00:36:18,513 --> 00:36:21,746 dying without the embrace of my church. 811 00:36:22,484 --> 00:36:24,120 I don't want to leave. 812 00:36:31,593 --> 00:36:33,295 How's it going, Carmichael? 813 00:36:34,495 --> 00:36:36,064 Feeling limber? 814 00:36:36,098 --> 00:36:37,766 Legs stretched enough? 815 00:36:37,799 --> 00:36:39,602 Every day is an adventure. 816 00:36:39,634 --> 00:36:40,703 Mm. 817 00:36:40,736 --> 00:36:42,772 What happened to you today? 818 00:36:42,805 --> 00:36:44,140 Traffic. 819 00:36:44,172 --> 00:36:46,241 For nine hours? 820 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,248 I've always liked Wedding Day. 821 00:36:53,281 --> 00:36:56,281 When you marry two people in love, it's... 822 00:36:57,118 --> 00:36:58,821 You don't have to be impartial. 823 00:36:58,853 --> 00:37:00,723 My whole life, I've liked weddings. 824 00:37:00,756 --> 00:37:04,615 But I've always felt on the outside. 825 00:37:05,098 --> 00:37:06,509 I was married once. 826 00:37:06,542 --> 00:37:10,712 Mm. But even then, they weren't for me. 827 00:37:11,446 --> 00:37:14,950 Since 2013, I have had the honor 828 00:37:14,984 --> 00:37:19,489 of marrying same-sex couples, and it's an absolute joy. 829 00:37:20,871 --> 00:37:23,727 Unless it's on the same day that your girlfriend, 830 00:37:23,759 --> 00:37:26,811 your partner of four years... 831 00:37:27,462 --> 00:37:29,499 dumps you. 832 00:37:31,433 --> 00:37:33,901 I... 833 00:37:35,571 --> 00:37:38,475 I know when it's a good idea to take a mental health day, 834 00:37:38,508 --> 00:37:40,477 and it was... 835 00:37:41,778 --> 00:37:43,661 it was a first. 836 00:37:44,479 --> 00:37:45,815 I'm so sorry. 837 00:37:49,419 --> 00:37:51,721 I wasn't gonna implement Wedding Day 838 00:37:51,754 --> 00:37:53,713 at this courthouse until... 839 00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:57,166 everybody could take part. 840 00:37:57,526 --> 00:38:00,662 It's the most important thing I've done in my career. 841 00:38:01,220 --> 00:38:04,500 I have got some catching up to do. 842 00:38:07,602 --> 00:38:09,438 Hang in there, Carmichael. 843 00:38:09,471 --> 00:38:11,198 This is a privilege, 844 00:38:11,232 --> 00:38:14,111 and you get way more than you give up. 845 00:38:22,819 --> 00:38:25,889 Your Honor, there is something you need to know about. 846 00:38:33,062 --> 00:38:35,498 I am satisfied that the People have proven 847 00:38:35,523 --> 00:38:37,121 that the defendant committed the crime 848 00:38:37,146 --> 00:38:38,819 beyond a reasonable doubt, 849 00:38:38,844 --> 00:38:41,746 and I find her guilty on the charge. 850 00:38:41,771 --> 00:38:43,708 But I don't think 851 00:38:43,733 --> 00:38:46,369 a felony conviction is appropriate. 852 00:38:46,394 --> 00:38:47,862 The money has returned, 853 00:38:47,887 --> 00:38:50,324 and the defendant was honest about her past 854 00:38:50,349 --> 00:38:52,017 and her commitment to move forward. 855 00:38:52,180 --> 00:38:54,994 So I will exercise my discretion 856 00:38:55,027 --> 00:38:57,519 under Penal Code Section 17B 857 00:38:57,553 --> 00:39:00,029 and reduce the charge to a misdemeanor. 858 00:39:00,589 --> 00:39:02,792 The defendant is placed on summary probation 859 00:39:02,825 --> 00:39:06,562 for 12 months under the following conditions... 860 00:39:06,596 --> 00:39:10,633 100 hours of community service with Father Vincent. 861 00:39:10,665 --> 00:39:13,002 So does the defendant accept? 862 00:39:14,277 --> 00:39:15,323 I do. 863 00:39:15,348 --> 00:39:16,504 Then this court is adjourned. 864 00:39:19,515 --> 00:39:20,925 Oh! 865 00:39:24,113 --> 00:39:25,181 Thank you. 866 00:39:27,716 --> 00:39:31,402 You, uh, you keep your promises 867 00:39:31,436 --> 00:39:33,457 by having faith in yourself. 868 00:39:35,024 --> 00:39:36,859 God loves you. 869 00:39:48,004 --> 00:39:51,031 Now let's get some people married! 870 00:40:03,685 --> 00:40:06,679 I'm sorry about today. 871 00:40:07,323 --> 00:40:10,093 I needed to stretch my legs 872 00:40:10,125 --> 00:40:12,336 and almost had them both broken. 873 00:40:12,369 --> 00:40:16,533 I suggest in the future a yoga mat in chambers. 874 00:40:18,821 --> 00:40:20,702 That was nimble. 875 00:40:20,736 --> 00:40:22,705 Nimble work there today with Mr. Owens. 876 00:40:22,738 --> 00:40:25,542 The justice system needs to stop funding itself 877 00:40:25,575 --> 00:40:27,533 on the backs of defendants. 878 00:40:28,603 --> 00:40:31,107 Is this the dream, the mass wedding? 879 00:40:31,132 --> 00:40:32,535 Yes. 880 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,956 Yes, it is. 881 00:40:35,981 --> 00:40:37,850 This will be orderly. 882 00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:40,978 This will be simple. This will be very romantic. 883 00:40:41,003 --> 00:40:43,005 The building closes in an hour, wedding folks. 884 00:40:43,030 --> 00:40:44,766 Let's get... this... done. 885 00:40:44,791 --> 00:40:46,960 I need everyone to line up in your pairs. 886 00:40:46,985 --> 00:40:48,554 Orderly, thank you. Let's get... this... going. 887 00:40:48,579 --> 00:40:50,748 You were hard to keep up with today. 888 00:40:50,773 --> 00:40:52,575 I had a nun to defend. 889 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,569 Recovering Catholic. The guilt is brutal. 890 00:40:54,594 --> 00:40:55,829 Hmm. 891 00:40:56,437 --> 00:40:58,607 His mom's ring. Hmm? 892 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,676 - It's nice. - Mm-hmm. 893 00:41:00,709 --> 00:41:02,206 I am going to go to Sara's place, 894 00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,446 and she is going to cut off my finger. 895 00:41:04,479 --> 00:41:06,395 That's the only way I'm gonna get it off. 896 00:41:07,546 --> 00:41:08,981 You have any dental floss? 897 00:41:09,006 --> 00:41:11,408 Do I have dental floss? Have you met me? 898 00:41:11,433 --> 00:41:12,868 - Mm-hmm. - Mm. 899 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:17,656 Ooh. 900 00:41:18,543 --> 00:41:20,863 May I have your hand? 901 00:41:21,170 --> 00:41:23,066 It's a weird thing to say. 902 00:41:30,839 --> 00:41:32,207 Thank you. 903 00:41:33,341 --> 00:41:34,610 Thanks, Judge. 904 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,386 Just another day in the HOJ. 905 00:41:38,419 --> 00:41:42,210 Judge Laski said you had fun with Amy Quinn today. 906 00:41:42,244 --> 00:41:43,686 - Fun? - Mm-hmm. 907 00:41:43,718 --> 00:41:44,935 It was... interesting. 908 00:41:44,969 --> 00:41:46,955 How interesting? 909 00:41:46,988 --> 00:41:49,509 You know what? I'm not going there. 910 00:41:49,543 --> 00:41:50,936 Look, I'm good. 911 00:41:50,975 --> 00:41:52,738 I'm happy if you're happy. 912 00:41:52,772 --> 00:41:54,631 Are you happy? 913 00:41:54,663 --> 00:41:57,633 Ria is now officially a brand ambassador, 914 00:41:57,667 --> 00:42:00,770 and we are going to celebrate. 915 00:42:05,749 --> 00:42:07,133 Smart. 916 00:42:09,692 --> 00:42:12,295 I need to know what's going on here right now. 917 00:42:15,003 --> 00:42:16,505 Ahh! 918 00:42:16,530 --> 00:42:18,599 Ho ho! 919 00:42:18,624 --> 00:42:20,205 - Yeah? - Oh, finally. 920 00:42:20,230 --> 00:42:21,518 Uh-huh. 921 00:42:21,857 --> 00:42:23,726 Well, what are you gonna do with it? 922 00:42:24,817 --> 00:42:26,487 Uh... give it back... 923 00:42:26,521 --> 00:42:29,332 to his mom. Not to him. 924 00:42:35,705 --> 00:42:38,741 - Are you ready? - Ready. 925 00:42:40,828 --> 00:42:44,399 Welcome, everyone. I'm so happy to see all of you 926 00:42:44,424 --> 00:42:47,729 and honored that you've chosen me to bring you together. 927 00:42:49,881 --> 00:42:52,451 We're gonna do things a little bit differently 928 00:42:52,476 --> 00:42:54,712 at this late hour. 929 00:42:54,737 --> 00:42:57,840 A group celebration of love.