1 00:00:01,235 --> 00:00:02,317 [lola] previously on all rise. 2 00:00:02,352 --> 00:00:03,819 [lola] andre armstrong is in town. 3 00:00:03,854 --> 00:00:04,787 He broke your heart. 4 00:00:04,822 --> 00:00:06,872 A father never forgets something like that. 5 00:00:06,907 --> 00:00:08,157 You didn't get closure. 6 00:00:08,192 --> 00:00:09,992 You need closure. 7 00:00:10,027 --> 00:00:11,543 Lo, do you still have feelings for andre? 8 00:00:19,536 --> 00:00:20,702 Your honor, mr. Rivera repeatedly failed 9 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:22,504 to show up at meetings with his probation officer. 10 00:00:22,539 --> 00:00:24,039 A search of his home was ordered 11 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:26,225 where illegal narcotics were found and seized. 12 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:29,878 Mr. Rivera, I must say I am not pleased by this reunion. 13 00:00:29,897 --> 00:00:32,364 A year ago you stood in this very spot 14 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,350 and were found guilty of felony possession for sale. 15 00:00:35,385 --> 00:00:37,102 With four years prison suspended, your honor. 16 00:00:37,154 --> 00:00:39,521 Yeah, I think the court knows the record, mr. Callan, 17 00:00:39,556 --> 00:00:42,557 which includes this defendant suffering a horrific injury 18 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:43,725 in a workplace accident 19 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:46,361 that made it impossible for him to support his family. 20 00:00:46,396 --> 00:00:49,231 I did not know that you were representing the defendant, ms. Lopez. 21 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:50,398 She's not. 22 00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:52,400 Ms. Lopez has offered her services 23 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:54,586 in linking my client to special programs. 24 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:56,672 That is all that she is doing. 25 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:02,410 I sentenced you to four years in prison. 26 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:05,130 But based on the circumstances referenced by ms. Lopez, 27 00:01:05,182 --> 00:01:08,100 I suspended that prison term and granted you probation, 28 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:09,468 which you violated. 29 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:10,886 I'm sorry. I tried to make some meetings, 30 00:01:10,921 --> 00:01:12,604 but there was something going on with my son and I... 31 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:15,307 Following mr. Rivera's accident, 32 00:01:15,359 --> 00:01:17,759 he was prescribed oxycodone for pain. 33 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:20,612 He is suffering from addiction and he needs treatment. 34 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:23,598 The court gave him that chance already, your honor, 35 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:25,267 and now he's back. What's different? 36 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:28,103 Well, what's different is the original program was not a good fit, 37 00:01:28,122 --> 00:01:29,437 so he fell through cracks. 38 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:33,125 -Your honor, our office is overloaded. -You mean my office? 39 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,043 [scoffs] you've only been a pd for a hot second. 40 00:01:35,946 --> 00:01:37,112 [lola] okay, ms. Lopez. 41 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:38,664 Please step back. 42 00:01:38,716 --> 00:01:40,582 -Yeah. -[lola] take a seat. Thank you. 43 00:01:40,617 --> 00:01:41,917 Mr. Watkins, 44 00:01:41,952 --> 00:01:43,502 reserve your arguments for the court. 45 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:46,421 -[knocking] -come in. 46 00:01:46,456 --> 00:01:48,290 You've got mail. 47 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:50,092 What is up with emily and luke? 48 00:01:50,127 --> 00:01:53,628 [sighing] oh, gosh. There is so much electricity between those two. 49 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:55,130 All I know is they need to learn how to play 50 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:57,015 -on the same side of my courtroom. -[sherri sighs] 51 00:01:57,067 --> 00:01:58,100 -[knocking] -[door opens] 52 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:01,854 do you have a moment? 53 00:02:01,906 --> 00:02:04,189 Of course for you, judge marshall. 54 00:02:04,241 --> 00:02:07,993 I saw that people v. Rivera is back on the calendar. 55 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:10,478 I'm presuming that you imposed your original sentence? 56 00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:12,814 I have not made my ruling yet. 57 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:16,368 Our calendars are filled with more cases than we can handle. 58 00:02:16,420 --> 00:02:19,487 Repeat offenders need to be dealt with expeditiously. 59 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:21,323 This man is facing years in prison. 60 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:25,660 My dad lost his leg in the korean war. 61 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:28,563 Through determination he was able to put food on the table 62 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:31,383 without committing anni. 63 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:33,602 Your father sounds like a remarkable man. 64 00:02:39,944 --> 00:02:43,328 I swear we need to put a gps tracker on that man! 65 00:02:44,248 --> 00:02:45,364 [sighs] 66 00:02:46,283 --> 00:02:47,899 but maybe judge marshall is right. 67 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:51,253 Just seeing defendants back in my courtroom, 68 00:02:51,288 --> 00:02:53,789 sometimes I wonder if I'm really making a difference. 69 00:02:56,293 --> 00:02:59,711 You've been invited to be on the law and technology panel at stanford. 70 00:03:02,132 --> 00:03:03,715 This is big deal. 71 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:06,685 -Silicon valley general counsel? -[sherri] mmm-hmm! 72 00:03:07,805 --> 00:03:10,556 Three ninth circuit justices? 73 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:14,977 And now the honorable judge lola carmichael. 74 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:16,645 -[sherri squeals] -oh, they would put me up 75 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,947 -at the four seasons! -I know! 76 00:03:18,983 --> 00:03:21,617 [singing] well, we're moving on up 77 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:24,987 to the east side. 78 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,493 [lola] I should go, right? 79 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:33,495 Well... 80 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:34,796 [lola] "well," what? 81 00:03:34,832 --> 00:03:37,082 You're not a cyber law specialist, lo. 82 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:38,283 It seems like a bit of a coincidence 83 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:40,002 that andre's firm is inviting you. 84 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:42,588 You're saying I wouldn't have been invited if I didn't know andré? 85 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:44,256 That what I do is of no impact? 86 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:45,674 [whispering] seems a bit tiny town. 87 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:49,144 I have done zoom trials and virtual hearings. 88 00:03:49,179 --> 00:03:50,846 Yeah, you're a regular steve jobs. 89 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:55,100 There is nothing going on with dré and me, okay? 90 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:57,152 I was just seeking your professional advice. 91 00:03:57,187 --> 00:04:00,105 My professional advice is you should pass. 92 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:01,740 We both know robin's already managing a lot. 93 00:04:03,027 --> 00:04:05,027 Okay, before you start judging my relationship, 94 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,445 how about you just focus on your own? 95 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,996 What the hell does that mean? 96 00:04:08,032 --> 00:04:10,449 Just because your fiancée has you in some weird love triangle 97 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:11,667 -with her husband -whoa. 98 00:04:11,702 --> 00:04:13,351 Doesn't mean I'm doing anything wrong. 99 00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:14,886 -Robin and I are fine. -[scoffs] 100 00:04:14,939 --> 00:04:16,688 hey, didn't you tell rachel 101 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:21,126 that you didn't feel comfortable with her dating dré? 102 00:04:21,145 --> 00:04:22,460 Wonder how she'd feel about do you know what? Trip 103 00:04:22,479 --> 00:04:23,845 I don't even know why I came down here to talk to you. 104 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:25,230 -Fine. -Fine. 105 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:29,134 -Truth hurts doesn't it, lola? -[shouting] shut up! 106 00:04:29,153 --> 00:04:30,769 [door slams] 107 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:33,638 where are you? I thought you were coming home early today? 108 00:04:33,657 --> 00:04:35,524 This is the first task force I've been on 109 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:36,808 in two years, lola. 110 00:04:36,827 --> 00:04:38,643 I know. I'm sorry. 111 00:04:38,662 --> 00:04:41,313 I didn't think my morning hearing would spill over. 112 00:04:41,332 --> 00:04:43,648 Here is the rivera file, 113 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:48,620 and would you like me to réponde "oui" ou "non" to the stanford conference? 114 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:51,123 [mouthing] it's robin. 115 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:57,179 -What stanford conference? -It is a legal conference at stanford. 116 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:59,131 -[mouthing] sorry. -[robin] oh, doesn't that look fun? 117 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:01,717 You will never guess whose firm is sponsoring it. 118 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,502 André armstrong. 119 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:05,971 Your ex's firm. 120 00:05:07,358 --> 00:05:08,807 You're really considering going? 121 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,842 Oh, and let me guess, 122 00:05:10,861 --> 00:05:14,479 you expect me to solo parent once again while you and he hang out? 123 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:19,184 Okay. Dré and I aren't gonna be hanging out. 124 00:05:19,203 --> 00:05:21,453 Dré? Hmm. 125 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:27,242 You know, bailey used a spoon in her yogurt today. 126 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:30,996 All by herself, first time ever, and you missed it. 127 00:05:45,396 --> 00:05:47,062 [exhales] 128 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,567 [somber instrumental music playing] 129 00:06:06,784 --> 00:06:09,000 good morning. It's another beautiful day. 130 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,256 Good morning, shea. 131 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:17,409 -[children shouting] -boys, slow down. Bailey. 132 00:06:17,428 --> 00:06:20,595 -[children laughing] -good morning, bailey. 133 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:23,048 Bye, bailey. 134 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:25,133 -Thank you. -[children chattering] 135 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,937 oh, perfect. 136 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:32,974 So, this morning you have the zoom meeting with the edmonds foundation, 137 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:34,592 -mmm. -Then the national urban league, 138 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:36,561 and today is your mink and fox luncheon 139 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:38,146 in edgartown for your announcement. 140 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:41,733 Don't forget to ask the nanny to pack extra fruit waters and vegan sandwiches 141 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:43,318 for the kids for their sailing lesson 142 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:47,372 and, yes, my campaign begins today. 143 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,607 It's about time my gorgeous wife 144 00:06:49,626 --> 00:06:51,943 works for national chapter president. 145 00:06:51,962 --> 00:06:53,662 -Hey. -Hey, babe. 146 00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:05,841 Maybe I should wear it up for edgartown. 147 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:06,925 It's a bit humid. 148 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:07,959 Girl, no way. 149 00:07:07,978 --> 00:07:09,177 -[cell phone ringing] -you're right. 150 00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:15,100 Luke, how are you? What are you doing? 151 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:19,137 I am trying to finish up the nursery. 152 00:07:19,156 --> 00:07:20,188 Maggie wants it done 153 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,440 before she's back from her trip. 154 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:23,108 Look at you. Thank you. 155 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:24,159 -You're welcome. -Married 156 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:26,111 and about to have a kid. 157 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:28,029 Are you coming to the ucla law school 158 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:28,980 reunion this weekend? 159 00:07:28,999 --> 00:07:30,782 I'm going as mark's plus one 160 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:32,501 since maggie's on her private babymoon. 161 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,369 I can't. 162 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:37,155 The obamas are hosting a huge event in the vineyard 163 00:07:37,174 --> 00:07:39,207 and michelle threatened to throw me out of book club 164 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:40,459 if I missed it. 165 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,043 It would really mean a lot to mark. 166 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:44,329 Mark's not talking to me so I find that odd. 167 00:07:44,348 --> 00:07:45,680 I know he wants to clear the air 168 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:46,681 and apologize. 169 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:48,383 That boy never apologizes. 170 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:49,968 Oh, that's our surrogate buzzing in. 171 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:51,353 I'm taking her to the doctor today. 172 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:53,305 Please come to the reunion. I have to go now. 173 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:54,306 [cell phone beeping] 174 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:56,358 I overheard your call. 175 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:59,060 Your reunion sounds fun. Let's do it. 176 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:01,696 Let me guess. You have business in la. 177 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:04,849 -It's perfect timing. -[exhales] 178 00:08:04,868 --> 00:08:08,019 hoj is hosting a reunion event. 179 00:08:08,038 --> 00:08:10,071 -Mmm-hmm. -Megan fox-west 180 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:12,240 is having her annual thing. 181 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,409 -Mmm-hmm. -I need to lock down votes. 182 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:15,877 -Mmm-hmm. -Could get shea 183 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:17,529 -to secure me a table. -Mmm. 184 00:08:17,548 --> 00:08:20,248 Mmm. Could make a vacation out of it. 185 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,867 -Mmm-hmm. -My parents can watch the kids 186 00:08:22,886 --> 00:08:26,171 and you and I can have some sexy time. 187 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:30,175 -Mmm. Fire up the jet, baby, -[chuckles] 188 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:34,763 [queen of the hill plays] 189 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:36,264 ♪ see me calling ♪ 190 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:40,185 ♪ I'm the brand new queen of the hill ♪ 191 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:49,411 ♪ holla if you see me coming ♪ 192 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,695 ♪ coming ♪ 193 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:54,249 ♪ I'm the brand new queen of the hill ♪ 194 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,093 lola? 195 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,796 ♪ I'm the brand new queen of the hill ♪ 196 00:09:09,733 --> 00:09:11,266 -please continue, miss kansky. -Thank you, your honor. 197 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,134 The defendant, thomas marshall, 198 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,819 is the next door neighbor of the victim, 199 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:17,188 and the two have been involved in an ongoing property dispute 200 00:09:17,241 --> 00:09:19,941 over the ownership of a persea americana. 201 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:23,161 -A what? -Yes, an avocado tree, your honor. 202 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,980 The defendant applied arsenic to the tree's fruit, 203 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:30,001 knowing that miss johnson would pick and consume the avocados. 204 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:33,821 He is charged with attempted murder and pc347, 205 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:37,042 poisoning of food intended for human consumption. 206 00:09:37,094 --> 00:09:41,680 I use the avocados to make artisanal guacamole for my la smorgasbord stand. 207 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,381 People could have been poisoned. 208 00:09:43,433 --> 00:09:46,468 [scoffs] your honor, the public was never in any danger, 209 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:52,190 which negates the man's re... [stuttering] required for a... Attempted murder charge. 210 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,893 -I object. -There are two sides to every story. 211 00:09:54,945 --> 00:09:58,480 Oh, the venice canals have less water than your guacamole. 212 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,148 You do not know who you're messing with. 213 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:03,535 -Okay, order in the court. -[indistinct shouting] 214 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:04,402 [mark] order. 215 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:11,409 [knock on door] 216 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:13,578 [clears throat] 217 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,300 welcome to the hoj, miss carmichael. 218 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,554 Thank you for having me, judge callan. 219 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:27,509 So, I take it the judge gig is going well? 220 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,595 Aside from a few clashes with some of the other judges, living the dream. 221 00:10:30,647 --> 00:10:32,046 Can't believe this is the first time 222 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,881 I've been in a judge's chambers. 223 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,883 I can, since you didn't show up for my confirmation hearing 224 00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:36,735 four years ago. 225 00:10:37,654 --> 00:10:40,021 -[banging] -[woman] so sorry. 226 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,439 Oh, sorry. [laughs] 227 00:10:41,491 --> 00:10:44,342 morning, sunshine. Where should I set up? 228 00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:46,778 Our appointment is tomorrow and it's at my home. 229 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:51,850 Oh, mark, I'm feeling some really bad chi. 230 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,736 -Lay the fuck off. -Emily. 231 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,621 -Hey, guys. How was the ob-gyn? -[groans] 232 00:10:56,673 --> 00:11:00,074 she told the doctor that she is still drinking coffee. 233 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,909 Because it is fucking fine in moderation. 234 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:04,245 -My god, the baby is just fine. -[humming] 235 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,181 luke, look who's here. 236 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:11,603 -You came. -Yeah. Hi. 237 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:14,139 I am so sorry that you just saw that. 238 00:11:14,191 --> 00:11:18,109 -Let me just do some reiki to just rebalance your energy. -[sighs] fuck me. 239 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:22,597 Lola, this is amy, my massage therapist slash luke and maggie's doula, 240 00:11:22,616 --> 00:11:24,816 and emily, their surrogate. 241 00:11:24,868 --> 00:11:27,952 Oh, my god, again. I'm gonna need-- stop. 242 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,821 I'm gonna need you to stop defining me. 243 00:11:29,873 --> 00:11:32,824 Like I said, this pregnancy thing is a side hustle. 244 00:11:32,876 --> 00:11:35,744 I'm gonna be a vet, or work for nasa, 245 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:37,462 or, I don't know, maybe life coach. 246 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:40,799 -Ambitious. -Wait, aren't you, what do you... 247 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,468 -[whispering] what a bitch. -Law school lola, the rich bitch? 248 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,421 I need everyone to leave, please, except for lola. 249 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,674 I will see you later, lola. I need to go tame a shrew. 250 00:11:49,726 --> 00:11:51,059 [emily] that's really fucking cute. 251 00:11:51,094 --> 00:11:52,627 You know what? I'm gonna need you to kiss my whole pregnant ass, 252 00:11:52,646 --> 00:11:53,628 -[groans] -okay? 253 00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:55,980 -Kiss it. -If my baby comes out 254 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,183 -kiss it. I really want you to kiss it. -Cussing like a teamster... 255 00:11:58,235 --> 00:12:00,301 -What are you gonna do if the baby comes out like me? -See you. I'm sorry. 256 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,154 -Sorry. Oh. -You should only be so lucky. 257 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,689 -Sorry. -Emily. 258 00:12:04,741 --> 00:12:06,991 [indistinct shouting] 259 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:10,862 luke's whole situation is interesting. 260 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,616 -Where were we? -I figured you wanted to clear the air 261 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,668 -before the reunion. -About what? 262 00:12:18,088 --> 00:12:21,706 We've barely been in touch since the blowout at my wedding. 263 00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:24,459 I had a bit too much to drink, said a few things. 264 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,579 You told me I was throwing away my law degree 265 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,980 in front of ev 266 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,681 nice reception speech. 267 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:33,368 You graduated summa cum laude, order of the coif. 268 00:12:33,403 --> 00:12:35,537 We were co-editors in chief of the law review. 269 00:12:35,572 --> 00:12:37,205 I am raising a family, 270 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,157 and utilizing my legal knowledge 271 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:43,328 with multiple international charities and service organizations. 272 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,547 -You were brilliant. -Were. 273 00:12:45,582 --> 00:12:48,133 So you have been judging me. 274 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,336 You know, for your information, 275 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:54,088 based on the mad hatter's avocado tea party, I'm not missing much. 276 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,591 Avocado gate is not a typical case. 277 00:12:56,643 --> 00:13:00,061 Oh, I'm sure you put plenty of people away. 278 00:13:00,096 --> 00:13:05,683 All a part of our flawed justice system, permeated by systemic racism, 279 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:10,054 that ends with judges like you sitting helplessly on a bench 280 00:13:10,073 --> 00:13:13,775 as generations of black and brown people are incarcerated. 281 00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:21,833 Have work to do, and I'm sure you have tea and nchelu to attend. 282 00:13:39,002 --> 00:13:39,834 Lola? 283 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,938 Robin. 284 00:13:43,974 --> 00:13:46,474 -Oh, my god. -Wow. 285 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,861 Lola carmichael from new crenshaw. 286 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:56,117 -... Robbie robbo bass. Bass. -[laughs] 287 00:13:56,152 --> 00:13:59,320 -bang, bang, bang. -[both laugh] 288 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,457 -what are you doing here? -I had a meeting with one of my clients, 289 00:14:02,492 --> 00:14:04,275 shakira. 290 00:14:04,294 --> 00:14:08,913 -Wow. Big time music producer. -Hey. How you been? 291 00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,966 Are you home visiting? We should go have a drink at the bar. 292 00:14:12,002 --> 00:14:14,952 Oh, I am actually... 293 00:14:14,971 --> 00:14:18,256 -Meeting my [stutters] husband for lunch, -oh. 294 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,424 But how's your wife? 295 00:14:20,644 --> 00:14:24,429 -That is a good question. -What do you mean? 296 00:14:25,982 --> 00:14:26,814 I'm leaving her. 297 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:30,652 Oh. 298 00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:47,835 [clears throat] 299 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:52,674 -there she is. [laughs] -hi. Look at you. 300 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:56,344 -Seriously, you did not have to pick me up. -Mmm. 301 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,147 It's the least that I can do after what happened this morning. 302 00:14:59,182 --> 00:15:01,266 -Oh, you should feel guilty. -[clears throat] 303 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,302 you set me up. Mark had no clue I was coming. 304 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:07,471 I may have slightly stretched the truth about mark wanting you here, 305 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:11,826 -which he does inside. -Mmm, deep, deep inside. 306 00:15:11,861 --> 00:15:14,028 -Weren't you trying to butter me up? -Yes. 307 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,447 -It's working. -So, let's talk about the text. 308 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,583 How was it seeing robin this morning? 309 00:15:19,869 --> 00:15:22,787 -It was no big deal. -[scoffs] I believe you. 310 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,289 [laughs] 311 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,342 -oh, we need to go. -Mmm. 312 00:15:31,881 --> 00:15:33,648 -Oh. -Mmm? 313 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:38,886 -Rachel is going. -Oh, your former bestie turned frenemy. 314 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:42,557 -Oh, shit, and she is married to... -Yes and yes. 315 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,559 I'm a little wound up. 316 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:49,680 And if you elect me as your next mink and fox national president 317 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:54,869 I will continue to use my influence for important issues 318 00:15:54,904 --> 00:15:57,739 -like improving... -[woman] sorry, sorry. 319 00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,540 Sorry, I'm so sorry. Court ran late. 320 00:15:59,576 --> 00:16:03,661 Cornel west's federal action against harvard finally ended. 321 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,496 -We won. [laughs] -[all applauding] 322 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,035 but, lola, keep going. [mouthing] sorry. 323 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,504 Thank you. Where was I? 324 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:15,390 For important causes 325 00:16:15,425 --> 00:16:17,425 -like the much needed improvements -hi, pamela. 326 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,178 -In the infrastructure of our historically -[indistinct conversation] 327 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:23,097 black colleges and universities. 328 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:27,185 -Georgina, who does your hair? -I hope I have your vote and... 329 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,221 -Rachel. -[gasps] yes? 330 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,441 -Sounds like you have more you want to share with us. -[mouthing] oh, no, no. 331 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:37,862 -Oh, don't be so modest. Rachel audubon, ladies. -[all applauding] 332 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,499 oh, shucks. [giggles] 333 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,869 -thank you, lola. -Of course. 334 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:47,121 -Yes. -Mmm-hmm. 335 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:53,411 My family has stood with this exclusive organization always. 336 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,914 My great-great-grandmother was one of the first 337 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,717 mink and fox charter members of new England. 338 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,970 -Well, mink and fox is always looking -[microphone feedback] 339 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:06,090 -for impassioned volunteers, right, ladies? -Right. 340 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,975 -[microphone feedback] -precisely. 341 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,445 So after some soul searching 342 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:14,732 and heavy convincing from all my influencer friends here, 343 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:19,070 I'm thrilled to announce that I'm also running for national president. 344 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,488 -[laughs] -[all applauding] 345 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:25,159 now, please, enjoy the prosecco, courtesy of moi. 346 00:17:28,331 --> 00:17:30,448 [attendee] excuse me, can we get a photo of you two? 347 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,966 -Take a picture. -Thank you. 348 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,170 What game are you playing, audubon? 349 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:39,807 You know you don't give a damn about being president of mink & fox. 350 00:17:39,843 --> 00:17:42,260 I'm old money. These are my people. 351 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,761 You just married into it. 352 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,798 So, you're telling me you want 353 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:51,436 to run a major service organization? 354 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:56,324 I just got a federal court to enjoin a voting rights suppression bill 355 00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:57,525 in alabama. 356 00:17:59,028 --> 00:18:02,780 Apart from that eight carat wedding ring dré gave you, 357 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,166 what experience do you have 358 00:18:05,201 --> 00:18:09,036 that makes you leadership material for this elite organization? 359 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,492 I think I will have a glass of champagne. 360 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:15,510 [waiter] there you are. 361 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:17,512 -Thank you. -[waiter] enjoy. 362 00:18:17,547 --> 00:18:18,763 I know you saw robin this morning. 363 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,166 So maybe the real question is 364 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:25,103 what game are you playing at with my husband? 365 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,559 [andré] don't tell me rachel audubon is getting to you. 366 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,727 No. 367 00:18:34,063 --> 00:18:35,530 Maybe. 368 00:18:35,565 --> 00:18:36,898 -[laughing] -just a little. 369 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,185 [exclaims] when we first met, 370 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:43,654 I was clerking on the ninth circuit 371 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:46,491 and could've had any legal position I wanted, 372 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,993 and now, I can barely remember that person. 373 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,996 What happened? 374 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:55,049 When I look at our kids and see how happy they are, I am in awe. 375 00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:58,336 I know my baby's brilliant. 376 00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:00,371 Rachel can't help herself, you know how she is. 377 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,256 Yeah. 378 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,875 -[andré] mmm-hmm. -Baby, we're going to be late. 379 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:05,893 [andré] okay. 380 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,514 Okay, maybe we can be a little late. 381 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,432 [both laughing] 382 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,701 [phone ringing] 383 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,571 hold this for me. 384 00:19:16,606 --> 00:19:17,622 -[andré] thank you. -Thank you. 385 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,789 [sighs] 386 00:19:20,877 --> 00:19:21,742 yeah? 387 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:24,412 Oh. 388 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:26,214 Please... 389 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,117 Please telngressman I will be right down. 390 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:33,171 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 391 00:19:33,223 --> 00:19:34,338 I know. 392 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:35,923 [charles] and then I get a call from the white house 393 00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:37,842 that the president needs to see me asap, 394 00:19:37,894 --> 00:19:40,811 but I know he just wants my caucus to support... 395 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,681 What did I tell you about doing that when we're conversing? 396 00:19:45,134 --> 00:19:47,268 But I'm glad you're here. 397 00:19:48,471 --> 00:19:50,471 I've been thinking about our plans 398 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,323 to get you onto the supreme court. 399 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,741 You mean your plan. 400 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:57,978 We've got rebuild your resume. I'm setting up a meeting with nancy-- 401 00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:01,782 daddy, you don't have to always be managing my life, okay? 402 00:20:01,817 --> 00:20:04,318 Well, if it wasn't for me, you might've ended up married 403 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:08,206 to that starving musician, robin taylor. 404 00:20:08,258 --> 00:20:09,674 God, you sound like mom. 405 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,959 You're lucky to be married to such a powerful man. 406 00:20:13,496 --> 00:20:15,046 Okay, daddy. 407 00:20:15,098 --> 00:20:17,665 I have to go get ready for the reunion. 408 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,333 -Okay. -All right, I love you. 409 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,718 -I love you. -[kisses] 410 00:20:20,770 --> 00:20:22,670 -all right. -Okay. 411 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,138 -See you later. -[lola] bye, daddy. 412 00:20:30,513 --> 00:20:31,896 ♪ you know I'm gonna get it ♪ 413 00:20:33,182 --> 00:20:34,148 ♪ 'cause I want it ♪ 414 00:20:35,618 --> 00:20:36,901 ♪ you know I'm gonna have it ♪ 415 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:39,453 ♪ 'cause I need it ♪ 416 00:20:45,695 --> 00:20:46,811 did I tell you how beautiful you look? 417 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,283 Hey. 418 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,986 I could really use a drink. 419 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,287 -I'm on it. -Okay. 420 00:21:00,076 --> 00:21:01,325 [sherri exclaims] 421 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:05,029 [shouting] lola carmichael! 422 00:21:05,048 --> 00:21:07,715 I thought I saw you in court today. 423 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:09,700 Um, what firm are you running in new york? 424 00:21:09,719 --> 00:21:11,552 Let me guess, cravath? 425 00:21:11,587 --> 00:21:14,338 I don't actively practice law. 426 00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,340 Oh. 427 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,542 Well, maybe you should ask ucla for your money back. 428 00:21:18,561 --> 00:21:20,261 [laughs] just kidding. 429 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,729 Oh, god. I'm kidding. 430 00:21:21,764 --> 00:21:22,847 [both laugh] 431 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,482 it's her. It's her. 432 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,350 Sorry. 433 00:21:27,904 --> 00:21:29,854 [sighing] thank you. 434 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:30,855 [laughing] you're welcome. 435 00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:33,524 [gasps] 436 00:21:35,244 --> 00:21:38,529 welcome my classmates! 437 00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:44,035 Oh, yes, a super famous person is hosting tonight. [laughs] 438 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:46,537 as you know, I am sarita del castillo, 439 00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:48,956 and who would have thought way back in law school 440 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,424 that I would end up becoming 441 00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:53,127 an international recording star 442 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:57,414 and a two time las vegas entertainer of the year. 443 00:21:57,433 --> 00:21:58,716 [laughing] 444 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:02,136 -ah, I see my girl, sherri kansky. -Oh, she knows my name. 445 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,305 -[sara] still loving those martinis girl. -Yeah, I do. 446 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,223 Yes. All right, 447 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:08,726 let's get this party started! 448 00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:11,062 [all cheering] 449 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,286 -[robin] here we are again. -Hi. 450 00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:21,572 -How's it going? -Hi. 451 00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:22,740 Hey. 452 00:22:24,827 --> 00:22:26,243 [clearing throat] 453 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,662 lola, you are, uh, rocking that dress. 454 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,131 Oh, thanks. 455 00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:31,499 It's the spanks. 456 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:32,750 [laughing] I can tell. 457 00:22:34,971 --> 00:22:36,971 You two were roommates at howard, right? 458 00:22:37,006 --> 00:22:38,455 You know we were. 459 00:22:38,474 --> 00:22:39,473 -[lola] yeah. -Yeah. 460 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,626 Back when I was dating dré. 461 00:22:42,645 --> 00:22:45,129 We were all just kids then, you know. 462 00:22:45,148 --> 00:22:46,981 [rachel] oh, yeah. [laughs] 463 00:22:47,016 --> 00:22:49,600 you know, I guess everything happens for a reason. 464 00:22:50,353 --> 00:22:51,952 I guess. 465 00:22:51,988 --> 00:22:53,654 -[andré] you know what? I think we're gonna go mingle. -Yes. 466 00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:55,022 -So let's go mingle. -[lola] okay. 467 00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:57,191 -Great idea. -Yeah, mingle. 468 00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:58,993 -Um, nice to see you. -[lola] sorry. 469 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,163 -Yeah. -Thank you 470 00:23:05,401 --> 00:23:07,618 [clears throat] we're going this way. 471 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,622 [luke clears throat] 472 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,310 are you replacing our weekly run with a hot dog eating contest? 473 00:23:16,345 --> 00:23:17,845 [mark] I'm starving. 474 00:23:19,082 --> 00:23:21,882 Sarita, uh, mark callan. 475 00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:25,052 -We were in the same section together. -Mmm. 476 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,554 I'm sorry, I have no idea who you are. 477 00:23:27,690 --> 00:23:29,056 I meet so many people. 478 00:23:30,193 --> 00:23:31,308 It's exhausting. 479 00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:38,783 You don't ever repeat this story. 480 00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,869 What! Emily, are you kidding me? 481 00:23:41,904 --> 00:23:43,537 You're still tracking her on your phone? 482 00:23:43,573 --> 00:23:46,574 Emily is driving downtown. She promised to quit uber. 483 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:48,325 [groans] 484 00:23:49,078 --> 00:23:51,662 hey, emily, call me back, 485 00:23:51,697 --> 00:23:54,031 and I knew you just sent me to voicemail. 486 00:23:54,050 --> 00:23:56,050 You know, people hear tax law, and they're like... 487 00:23:56,085 --> 00:23:57,835 [pretends to sleep] 488 00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:00,171 you know what I mean, right? 489 00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:01,872 So, uh, but listen, man. 490 00:24:01,891 --> 00:24:05,759 The federal tax code, it's like a fine wine, you know. 491 00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:08,562 It's smooth, with depth and all this-- 492 00:24:08,598 --> 00:24:10,681 interesting, I really need to get back-- 493 00:24:10,716 --> 00:24:13,601 hey, hey, you said you were in music or something right? 494 00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:17,521 Have you ever considered transferring your copyrights into your trust, I mean... 495 00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:18,823 -No. -Mmm. 496 00:24:19,775 --> 00:24:21,725 Do you mind if I steal him away? 497 00:24:21,744 --> 00:24:26,614 Oh, sure, yeah. Uh, I should probably figure out who I'm going home with. 498 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,667 Yeah, no, yeah, I'm ready. 499 00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:33,087 [both laugh] 500 00:24:33,789 --> 00:24:35,239 the walk. 501 00:24:35,258 --> 00:24:36,540 Do you know him? 502 00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:37,958 Not really. 503 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:42,096 He was always sun bathing in front of royce hall, 504 00:24:42,131 --> 00:24:43,264 I didn't complain. 505 00:24:46,435 --> 00:24:49,520 So, pretty crazy, huh? 506 00:24:50,273 --> 00:24:53,090 Us here? 507 00:24:53,109 --> 00:24:56,944 Maybe you would've been serious about us if it wasn't for your dad. 508 00:24:57,980 --> 00:24:58,979 I'm kidding. 509 00:24:59,482 --> 00:25:00,764 I'm kidding. 510 00:25:00,783 --> 00:25:01,866 Hey. 511 00:25:03,152 --> 00:25:04,285 Are you happy? 512 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:07,621 Of... Of course. 513 00:25:09,959 --> 00:25:11,125 -Am I interrupting? -Hey. 514 00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:13,994 No. 515 00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:17,548 Not at all. 516 00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:22,452 How are you crashing my friend's reunion right now? 517 00:25:22,471 --> 00:25:25,306 Crash is right. Thanks to your rage text, 518 00:25:25,341 --> 00:25:27,675 I almost rear ended a smart car on figueroa. 519 00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:30,460 You are 36 weeks, you should be at home, 520 00:25:30,479 --> 00:25:32,129 not driving for uber. 521 00:25:32,148 --> 00:25:33,597 I switched to e-drive now. 522 00:25:33,632 --> 00:25:37,268 Also, I know my fucking body, okay? Your baby is safe. 523 00:25:37,303 --> 00:25:40,104 -All right? Your baby is safe. -I don' mean to be bold, um... 524 00:25:41,691 --> 00:25:43,991 ...But I just can't take my eyes off of you. 525 00:25:44,026 --> 00:25:47,444 I mean, you are glowing. 526 00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:49,479 You do realize that I am fucking pregnant? 527 00:25:49,498 --> 00:25:51,949 Oh, do I ever. 528 00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:53,317 Wait, what? 529 00:25:53,336 --> 00:25:55,152 Oh, yes. Thank you so much. 530 00:25:55,171 --> 00:25:57,538 You cannot eat seafood! 531 00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:59,290 You are the worst surrogate ever. 532 00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:01,008 Your child is gonna hate you. 533 00:26:01,043 --> 00:26:03,544 [lola] okay, okay. What is with you two? 534 00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:06,830 Take a deep breath, or someone's gonna end up in contractions. 535 00:26:06,849 --> 00:26:08,849 He judges everything I do. 536 00:26:08,884 --> 00:26:11,385 I'm staying at the ritz, you wanna get out of here? 537 00:26:11,437 --> 00:26:12,636 You know, we could grab a bite. 538 00:26:12,671 --> 00:26:14,355 I could watch you eat for two. 539 00:26:14,390 --> 00:26:15,889 Are you hitting on my surrogate? 540 00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:17,524 100%. 541 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,676 [laughing] I mean, look at her. 542 00:26:19,695 --> 00:26:21,061 -[luke exclaiming] -wanna come with me? 543 00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:22,679 [lola] oh, oh, oh. 544 00:26:22,698 --> 00:26:23,897 Luke's a vasovagal. 545 00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:26,350 -The fuck? -He faints when under extreme stress. 546 00:26:26,369 --> 00:26:28,202 He needs to get outside and get some fresh air. 547 00:26:28,237 --> 00:26:29,820 I got him. Come here. 548 00:26:30,573 --> 00:26:31,572 God, you're a diva. 549 00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:34,124 I think I found her. 550 00:26:36,879 --> 00:26:38,078 Judge benner? 551 00:26:39,465 --> 00:26:40,831 Hi. 552 00:26:40,866 --> 00:26:41,999 Lola carmichael. 553 00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:44,885 I observed one of your trials when I was in law school. 554 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,671 Wait! You're mark's lola? 555 00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:50,257 Mmm, he talked about you all the time. 556 00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:51,642 Oh. 557 00:26:51,677 --> 00:26:54,678 Mmm. I'm here to present judge callan an alumni achievement award. 558 00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:56,063 He's getting an award. 559 00:26:56,098 --> 00:26:59,216 I was mark's mentor here at the hoj. 560 00:26:59,235 --> 00:27:00,901 What made you step down from the bench? 561 00:27:00,936 --> 00:27:02,069 [scoffs] 562 00:27:02,905 --> 00:27:06,523 this place is a nest of vipers. 563 00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:10,277 The best thing I ever did was to show those cowards 564 00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:13,563 my firm ass as I walked out the door. 565 00:27:13,582 --> 00:27:14,948 [gurgling] 566 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:16,583 mmm. Oh, my stomach. 567 00:27:17,953 --> 00:27:20,871 Oh. [sniffs] oh, no! 568 00:27:20,906 --> 00:27:21,922 Are you okay? 569 00:27:21,957 --> 00:27:23,707 Mmm. It's this damn shrimp! 570 00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:26,543 What was I thinking eating event seafood? 571 00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:28,712 [sara over pa] if everyone could please come to the stage area, 572 00:27:28,747 --> 00:27:32,582 we're about to start the alumni awards presentation! 573 00:27:32,601 --> 00:27:34,751 Okay, here are my notes. 574 00:27:34,770 --> 00:27:36,970 Just remember to punch the joke about him being cheap. 575 00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:38,272 Wait, me? 576 00:27:38,307 --> 00:27:40,140 No, you need to find someone else. 577 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:42,309 No, you present the award. No time! 578 00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:44,611 I need to hit the bathroom fast! 579 00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:55,506 [emily] just like that, okay. 580 00:27:56,191 --> 00:27:57,374 -Better? -[luke] yeah. 581 00:27:57,410 --> 00:27:58,492 [emily] good. 582 00:27:59,412 --> 00:28:00,544 I, um... 583 00:28:03,699 --> 00:28:06,050 -I'm sorry for being on you all the time. -Hmm. 584 00:28:07,470 --> 00:28:10,504 Look, maybe I have been a little active lately. 585 00:28:10,539 --> 00:28:12,372 -[luke] mmm-hmm. -So, you know, 586 00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:13,891 your anxiety is understandable. 587 00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:19,346 You can touch it. 588 00:28:22,151 --> 00:28:23,901 Mmm. 589 00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:26,737 You're gonna be a really great dad, luke. 590 00:28:27,723 --> 00:28:29,222 Probably a helicopter parent. 591 00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:32,225 [emily] definitely, but, like, in the best way. 592 00:28:32,244 --> 00:28:34,244 And you're obviously an amazing husband. 593 00:28:35,063 --> 00:28:37,498 Shit, too bad you're married. 594 00:28:40,569 --> 00:28:42,753 [voiceover on tv] at ucla, 595 00:28:42,788 --> 00:28:46,123 judge callan served as co-editor in chief of the law review... 596 00:28:46,158 --> 00:28:47,791 [lola] benner got food poisoning, 597 00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:50,027 -and asked me to step in... -[voiceover on tv] he was the youngest judge ever... 598 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,129 ...Unless you'd like me to find someone else. 599 00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:55,432 No. No, it's... That's fine. 600 00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:01,421 He is the recipient of the medal... 601 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,307 Oh, my god. We were such dorks. 602 00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:06,393 Did you pick that picture? 603 00:29:06,428 --> 00:29:09,563 They had me send them a bunch of photos from when we were in law school. 604 00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:11,982 You were in most. 605 00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:15,452 You were my ride or die, lo. 606 00:29:16,522 --> 00:29:18,322 We were gonna take on the world together. 607 00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:20,908 And then I left. 608 00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:24,495 It was hard for me to accept 609 00:29:25,548 --> 00:29:26,380 that you... 610 00:29:27,449 --> 00:29:29,917 Chose a different life. 611 00:29:29,952 --> 00:29:32,786 [sara] and now, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage, 612 00:29:32,805 --> 00:29:36,089 the honorable judge, mark callan. 613 00:29:36,124 --> 00:29:37,441 -[audience applauds] -[woman] all right. 614 00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:40,677 My old section two amigo, apparently. 615 00:29:40,713 --> 00:29:42,513 -[audience applauding] -[person] woo hoo! 616 00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:48,819 Now, to present the alumni achievement award this year, 617 00:29:49,805 --> 00:29:50,604 uh... 618 00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:52,606 [whispers] lola carmichael. 619 00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:55,959 ...Lola king cola. 620 00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:57,444 [sherri cheers] 621 00:29:57,479 --> 00:29:59,312 lola, don't stop! 622 00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:00,164 [sherri cheers] 623 00:30:00,699 --> 00:30:01,648 [sara breathes in] 624 00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:02,699 here you are, dear. 625 00:30:02,751 --> 00:30:04,668 It's a rental, so just be careful. 626 00:30:04,703 --> 00:30:06,537 -[woman] lola! -[clears throat] 627 00:30:07,155 --> 00:30:08,321 [lola clears throat] 628 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:09,506 [lola] okay. 629 00:30:10,259 --> 00:30:13,043 I am lola carmichael. 630 00:30:13,095 --> 00:30:16,213 It seems like just yesterday, mark and I were first years 631 00:30:16,265 --> 00:30:21,652 having secret study meetings in the back staircase of the law library. 632 00:30:21,687 --> 00:30:26,256 Two young dreamers plotting our future legal conquests. 633 00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:30,677 And for one of us, that dream came true. 634 00:30:30,696 --> 00:30:31,895 [softly] lola. 635 00:30:36,785 --> 00:30:39,403 I could not be more proud of my friend. 636 00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:48,812 It's easy to point out all that's wrong with our justice system. 637 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:51,648 But what's hard is staying in the fight, 638 00:30:51,684 --> 00:30:53,016 showing up every day. 639 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:58,021 And you do that with undivided commitment. 640 00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:02,926 So... 641 00:31:04,379 --> 00:31:08,932 It is with great admiration that I present this year's 642 00:31:08,984 --> 00:31:13,036 alumni achievement award to the honorable 643 00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:15,239 judge mark callan. 644 00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:17,658 [audience applauds] 645 00:31:29,455 --> 00:31:30,537 nice speech. 646 00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:34,341 Thanks. 647 00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:37,261 Mark always deserved better than you. 648 00:31:38,347 --> 00:31:40,097 Also, stay away from my husband. 649 00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:41,882 I am happily married. 650 00:31:41,917 --> 00:31:43,383 What is your problem with me? 651 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:45,886 You know, you should drop out of the election 652 00:31:45,921 --> 00:31:48,421 while you can still spare yourself the humiliation. 653 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:52,142 I hail from four generations of black society. 654 00:31:52,194 --> 00:31:56,429 You'll always just be lola from inglewood. 655 00:31:56,448 --> 00:31:58,231 Little miss ghetto wears prada. 656 00:31:58,934 --> 00:32:00,617 Are threatened by me, rachel? 657 00:32:00,653 --> 00:32:02,268 Not in the least. 658 00:32:02,288 --> 00:32:04,237 Then what is your problem? 659 00:32:04,272 --> 00:32:07,607 It's been 10 years. Get over it! 660 00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:09,576 -You should have asked me. -I did. 661 00:32:09,611 --> 00:32:12,129 You said it was fine. 662 00:32:12,164 --> 00:32:15,132 You had robin. You had to go after dre too. 663 00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:16,633 You two were broken up! 664 00:32:16,669 --> 00:32:20,170 As my friend, as my line sister, you should have known better 665 00:32:20,222 --> 00:32:22,723 and checked in to see if I was really okay with it. 666 00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:27,678 I get it. 667 00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:31,398 You're right. I'm sorry. 668 00:32:34,687 --> 00:32:36,186 Wanna do a shot? 669 00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:39,806 You know, I'm still gonna have to whoop your ass in the election. 670 00:32:39,825 --> 00:32:41,525 Right? Ms. Carmichael. 671 00:32:44,530 --> 00:32:47,447 -So tequila, straight up? -Duh. 672 00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:49,082 [bartender] coming right up. 673 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:53,503 [whispers] sarita. Sarita. Sarita. 674 00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:54,871 -Oh, yes! -[sherri] do you remember me? 675 00:32:54,923 --> 00:32:56,156 -Yes, I do! -Sherri kansky. 676 00:32:56,175 --> 00:32:57,674 -Yes, sherri. -I'm such a fan of yours. 677 00:32:57,710 --> 00:32:59,176 -Oh... Wait, what did you... Say it again! -That I'm such a fan of yours. 678 00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:00,460 Oh! 679 00:33:00,495 --> 00:33:02,512 -Do you think we can do a duet together? -Oh! 680 00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:04,798 -Just like one song. -Oh. Sure, sister! 681 00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:06,216 -[sherri squeals excitedly] -[sara chuckles] 682 00:33:06,268 --> 00:33:07,801 -oh. -Uh, "no more tears." key of c. 683 00:33:07,836 --> 00:33:09,186 -Oh. All right. -[sherri] thank you. 684 00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:10,387 -[chuckles] -[sherri] excuse me. 685 00:33:10,439 --> 00:33:12,556 -"no more tears." -you'll be donna. 686 00:33:12,608 --> 00:33:14,808 -[woman laughs] -I'll be barbra. 687 00:33:14,843 --> 00:33:16,009 [sara] oh, um... 688 00:33:16,028 --> 00:33:19,146 -I actually... -[humming] 689 00:33:19,181 --> 00:33:20,530 -...Sing the barbara part. -[sherri humming] 690 00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:21,565 um. [clears throat] 691 00:33:21,617 --> 00:33:24,534 -[humming] -[sara chuckles] 692 00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:25,535 [singing "no more tears"] 693 00:33:25,571 --> 00:33:28,488 ♪ it's raining ♪ 694 00:33:28,523 --> 00:33:30,991 ♪ it's pouring ♪ 695 00:33:31,026 --> 00:33:36,997 ♪ my love life is boring me to tears ♪ 696 00:33:37,049 --> 00:33:41,168 ♪ after all these years ♪ 697 00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:44,388 ♪ no sunshine no moonlight ♪ 698 00:33:45,540 --> 00:33:50,260 ♪ no stardust no sign of romance ♪ 699 00:33:50,312 --> 00:33:51,595 wow! [chuckles] 700 00:33:51,647 --> 00:33:56,767 ♪ we don't stand a chance ♪ 701 00:33:56,819 --> 00:33:58,268 ♪ I always ♪ 702 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,937 -aww, you're the best. -[chuckles] 703 00:34:00,989 --> 00:34:03,273 -you're rocking that bump. -Thank you. 704 00:34:03,325 --> 00:34:04,357 You're welcome. 705 00:34:04,410 --> 00:34:06,777 ♪ but he turned out ♪ 706 00:34:06,829 --> 00:34:11,198 ♪ to be like every other man ♪ 707 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:15,035 ♪ our love ♪ 708 00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:19,623 ♪ our love ♪ 709 00:34:19,675 --> 00:34:20,590 ♪ raining ♪ 710 00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:21,541 ♪ raining ♪ 711 00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:22,709 ♪ pouring ♪ 712 00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:23,877 ♪ pouring ♪ 713 00:34:23,929 --> 00:34:29,049 ♪ there's nothing left for us here ♪ 714 00:34:29,084 --> 00:34:30,600 ♪ mmm hmm ♪ 715 00:34:30,636 --> 00:34:35,939 ♪ and we won't waste ♪ 716 00:34:36,692 --> 00:34:43,029 ♪ another ♪ 717 00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:45,315 [woman] sing it! 718 00:34:45,367 --> 00:34:48,568 ♪ tear ♪ 719 00:34:48,603 --> 00:34:49,569 [man] yeah! 720 00:34:49,604 --> 00:34:54,124 [sara vocalizing] 721 00:34:54,159 --> 00:35:00,213 [sherri vocalizing] 722 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:04,301 ♪ if you've had enough don't put up with his stuff ♪ 723 00:35:04,336 --> 00:35:07,003 ♪ don't you do it ♪ 724 00:35:07,055 --> 00:35:08,171 ♪ oh ♪ 725 00:35:08,223 --> 00:35:09,756 ♪ if you've had your fill ♪ 726 00:35:09,791 --> 00:35:11,591 ♪ get your check pay the bill ♪ 727 00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:14,978 ♪ you can do it ♪ 728 00:35:15,013 --> 00:35:16,763 ♪ oh ♪ 729 00:35:16,798 --> 00:35:19,015 ♪ tell him to just get out ♪ 730 00:35:19,067 --> 00:35:22,468 ♪ nothing left to talk about ♪ 731 00:35:22,488 --> 00:35:23,436 [sara exclaims] 732 00:35:23,471 --> 00:35:26,323 ♪ pack his raincoat show him out ♪ 733 00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:30,744 ♪ just look him in the eye and simply shout ♪ 734 00:35:31,663 --> 00:35:32,746 [screams] 735 00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:36,316 holy shit. My water just broke. 736 00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:38,201 She's having a baby! 737 00:35:38,253 --> 00:35:40,120 Is there a doctor in the house? 738 00:35:40,155 --> 00:35:42,539 There's a doula in the house. 739 00:35:42,591 --> 00:35:43,507 [cheers] 740 00:35:45,093 --> 00:35:48,011 doula! Doula! Doula! 741 00:35:48,046 --> 00:35:49,796 How are you instantly here? 742 00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:50,797 ♪ no more ♪ 743 00:35:50,832 --> 00:35:51,681 ♪ no ♪ 744 00:35:51,717 --> 00:35:53,016 ♪ enough is enough is enough ♪ 745 00:35:53,051 --> 00:35:54,968 -[mark] breathe. -[medic] make room! Make room! 746 00:35:55,003 --> 00:35:55,802 [mark] breathe. 747 00:35:57,005 --> 00:35:58,188 [man] all right. It's okay. 748 00:35:58,223 --> 00:35:59,523 ♪ enough is enough is enough ♪ 749 00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:00,807 -[emily breathing heavily] -it's crowning. 750 00:36:00,842 --> 00:36:02,692 -[emily breathes out] -I need some hot, organic water. 751 00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:04,510 -[emily screams] -[mark] breathe. You got this. 752 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,897 Emily, I need you to set your intention to push. 753 00:36:06,949 --> 00:36:08,014 I can cut the cord. 754 00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:09,482 [all] go away! 755 00:36:09,517 --> 00:36:11,034 ♪ I want him out ♪ 756 00:36:11,069 --> 00:36:13,203 [screams] 757 00:36:13,238 --> 00:36:16,573 [baby cries] 758 00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:18,358 ♪ I want him out that door now ♪ 759 00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:19,910 [baby cries] 760 00:36:20,963 --> 00:36:22,045 [softly exclaims] 761 00:36:22,631 --> 00:36:24,214 an avocado? 762 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,166 What the... 763 00:36:33,392 --> 00:36:34,841 Robin. 764 00:36:34,876 --> 00:36:36,560 Babe, you're not gonna believe... 765 00:36:37,896 --> 00:36:39,095 Morning, babe. 766 00:36:44,770 --> 00:36:45,936 Morning, babe. 767 00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:03,203 Babe. Wake up, babe. 768 00:37:05,007 --> 00:37:06,239 Oh, wait. 769 00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:08,375 I'm not still sleeping, am I? 770 00:37:08,410 --> 00:37:09,793 [chuckles] 771 00:37:09,845 --> 00:37:12,912 I called your mom and asked her to watch bailey. 772 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:15,849 So I could come apologize. 773 00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:18,468 There was no excuse 774 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,803 for me to act like that. 775 00:37:20,522 --> 00:37:21,805 I'm sorry, too. 776 00:37:21,857 --> 00:37:23,423 I know... 777 00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:26,059 That getting back to work is important and... 778 00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:28,244 I wasn't hearing you. 779 00:37:30,983 --> 00:37:32,098 Well... 780 00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:33,984 I'm taking you out. 781 00:37:34,036 --> 00:37:35,935 -Our favorite mexican spot. -[chuckles] 782 00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:40,123 I've been having the craziest craving for some fresh guacamole. 783 00:37:42,277 --> 00:37:43,627 Yeah. 784 00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:46,946 I recognize that compassion and rehabilitation must be 785 00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:49,449 balanced by the need to protect society 786 00:37:49,468 --> 00:37:51,334 from repeat offenders. 787 00:37:51,386 --> 00:37:56,139 Therefore, the court is revoking mr. Rivera's original probation. 788 00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:58,174 Your honor! 789 00:37:58,226 --> 00:38:01,011 I again request that you consider the offer of resources 790 00:38:01,063 --> 00:38:03,129 by ms. Lopez and her organization. 791 00:38:03,148 --> 00:38:04,180 [lola] I have. 792 00:38:04,232 --> 00:38:06,632 Which is why I'm ordering a new term of probation 793 00:38:06,652 --> 00:38:11,321 with the added condition that mr. Rivera works with free counsel initiative 794 00:38:11,973 --> 00:38:13,239 and meet regularly. 795 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,910 Thank you, your honor. 796 00:38:21,199 --> 00:38:22,032 Thank you. 797 00:38:38,433 --> 00:38:39,299 [mouthing] are you okay? 798 00:38:42,270 --> 00:38:44,304 -I never should have-- -I think I overstepped when I... 799 00:38:45,857 --> 00:38:48,692 -I'm sorry. -Me, too. 800 00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:49,859 I'm sorry. 801 00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:52,395 I know that I can... 802 00:38:52,447 --> 00:38:54,731 -Be judgy. -We both can be. 803 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,032 [sighs] 804 00:38:56,535 --> 00:38:58,351 I had a dream 805 00:38:58,370 --> 00:39:01,571 that you were the judge and courtroom maitre d'. 806 00:39:01,623 --> 00:39:04,407 -I hope I didn't sentence you to life without cabernet. -No. 807 00:39:04,459 --> 00:39:05,909 It was weird. Everyone was in it. 808 00:39:05,961 --> 00:39:07,544 Emily was pregnant. 809 00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:08,962 I don't wanna know who the father was. 810 00:39:09,531 --> 00:39:11,998 -[chuckles] -what? 811 00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:14,700 Nothing. 812 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:19,556 -Okay. -There are many sides to every story. 813 00:39:19,591 --> 00:39:23,259 And the road not taken does not always guarantee the grass will be greener. 814 00:39:23,311 --> 00:39:25,345 -Oh, okay, yoda. -[chuckles] 815 00:39:26,214 --> 00:39:27,097 last time 816 00:39:27,149 --> 00:39:29,048 -thoughts on stanford. -No. 817 00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:30,650 No, no, no. Not touching it. 818 00:39:31,153 --> 00:39:32,068 I respect that. 819 00:39:33,054 --> 00:39:34,404 What should I do? 820 00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:36,439 I don't know. 821 00:39:37,559 --> 00:39:41,277 Life is complicated and messy. 822 00:39:42,748 --> 00:39:44,114 You should do what feels right. 823 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:48,067 But if I were you, I wouldn't go. 824 00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:49,252 Closure or no closure. 825 00:39:54,676 --> 00:39:56,376 -Thanks, man. -Yeah. 826 00:39:57,129 --> 00:39:59,129 -All right. I gotta go. -Okay.