1 00:00:01,131 --> 00:00:02,785 Previously on "All Rise"... 2 00:00:02,828 --> 00:00:05,483 -Andre Armstrong is in town. -He broke your heart. 3 00:00:05,527 --> 00:00:07,616 A father never forgets something like that. 4 00:00:07,659 --> 00:00:10,184 You didn't get closure. You need closure. 5 00:00:10,227 --> 00:00:13,839 Lo, do you still have feelings for Andre? 6 00:00:15,754 --> 00:00:19,410 ♪♪♪ 7 00:00:19,454 --> 00:00:21,195 Your Honor, Mr. Rivera repeatedly failed 8 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:23,197 to show up at meetings with his probation officer. 9 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:24,850 A search of his home was ordered 10 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:26,983 where illegal narcotics were found and seized. 11 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,289 Mr. Rivera, I must say 12 00:00:28,332 --> 00:00:30,595 I am not pleased by this reunion. 13 00:00:30,639 --> 00:00:32,902 A year ago you stood in this very spot 14 00:00:32,945 --> 00:00:36,079 and were found guilty of felony possession for sale. 15 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,863 With four years prison suspended, Your Honor. 16 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:40,214 Yeah, I think the court knows the record, Mr. Callan, 17 00:00:40,257 --> 00:00:42,129 which includes this defendant suffering 18 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:44,392 a horrific injury in a workplace accident 19 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:47,090 that made it impossible for him to support his family. 20 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:48,874 I did not know 21 00:00:48,918 --> 00:00:50,441 that you were representing the defendant, Miss Lopez. 22 00:00:50,485 --> 00:00:52,835 She's not. Miss Lopez has offered her services 23 00:00:52,878 --> 00:00:55,316 in linking my client to special programs. 24 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:57,318 That is all that she is doing. 25 00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:03,106 I sentenced you to four years in prison. 26 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:05,891 But based on the circumstances referenced by Miss Lopez, 27 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:07,676 I suspended that prison term 28 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:09,547 and granted you probation, which you violated. 29 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:11,375 I'm sorry. I tried to make some meetings, 30 00:01:11,419 --> 00:01:12,855 but there was something going on with my son and I-- 31 00:01:12,898 --> 00:01:15,249 Following Mr. Rivera's accident, 32 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:18,469 he was prescribed oxycodone for pain. 33 00:01:18,513 --> 00:01:21,342 He is suffering from addiction, and he needs treatment. 34 00:01:21,385 --> 00:01:24,127 The court gave him that chance already, Your Honor, 35 00:01:24,171 --> 00:01:25,520 and now he's back. What's different? 36 00:01:25,563 --> 00:01:27,261 Well, what's different 37 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:28,827 is the original program was not a good fit, 38 00:01:28,871 --> 00:01:30,351 so he fell through the cracks. 39 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:31,830 Your Honor, our office is overloaded. 40 00:01:31,874 --> 00:01:33,876 You mean myoffice? 41 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:35,791 Well, you've only been a PD for a hot second. 42 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:39,403 Okay, Miss Lopez, please step back. 43 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:41,275 Take a seat. Thank you. 44 00:01:41,318 --> 00:01:44,321 Mr. Watkins, reserve your arguments for the court. 45 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:46,280 -[knock on door] -Come in. 46 00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:48,151 You've got mail. 47 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:51,198 What is up with Emily and Luke? 48 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:53,156 Gosh, there is so much electricity between those two. 49 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,027 All I know is that they need to learn 50 00:01:55,071 --> 00:01:57,856 how to play on the same side of my courtroom. 51 00:01:57,900 --> 00:02:00,250 [door opens] 52 00:02:00,294 --> 00:02:01,947 Do you have a moment? 53 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:04,950 Of course, for you, Judge Marshall. 54 00:02:04,994 --> 00:02:08,084 I saw that People vs. Rivera is back on the calendar. 55 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:11,174 I am presuming that you imposed your original sentence. 56 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:13,524 I have not made my ruling yet. 57 00:02:13,568 --> 00:02:16,875 Our calendars are filled with more cases that we can handle. 58 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:20,183 Repeat offenders need to be dealt with expeditiously. 59 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:22,054 This man is facing years in prison. 60 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:26,233 My dad lost his leg in the Korean War. 61 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:29,192 Through determination, he was able to put food on the table 62 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:31,107 without committing any felonies. 63 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:34,632 Your father sounds like a remarkable man. 64 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:44,338 I swear we need to put a GPS tracker on that man. 65 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:47,123 [sighs] 66 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,907 But maybe Judge Marshall is right. 67 00:02:48,951 --> 00:02:52,259 Just seeing defendants back in my courtroom, 68 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:55,175 sometimes I wonder if I'm really making a difference. 69 00:02:56,872 --> 00:02:58,395 You've been invited to be 70 00:02:58,439 --> 00:03:00,745 on the law and technology panel at Stanford. 71 00:03:01,746 --> 00:03:03,792 This is a big deal. 72 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:06,795 Silicon Valley General Counsels? 73 00:03:06,838 --> 00:03:08,710 Mm-hmm! 74 00:03:08,753 --> 00:03:11,539 Three Ninth Circuit justices? 75 00:03:11,582 --> 00:03:15,847 And now the Honorable Judge Lola Carmichael. 76 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:18,633 Oh, they would put me up at the Four Seasons? 77 00:03:18,676 --> 00:03:19,982 I know! 78 00:03:20,025 --> 00:03:22,637 ♪ Well, we're movin' on up 79 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:26,423 ♪ To the east side 80 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:32,516 I should go, right? 81 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,824 -Well... -Well, what? 82 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:37,478 You're not a cyber law specialist, Lo. 83 00:03:37,521 --> 00:03:38,957 Seems like a bit of a coincidence 84 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:41,046 that Andre's firm is inviting you. 85 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:43,397 You're saying I would have been invited if I didn't know Andre? 86 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,268 That what I do is of no impact? 87 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:47,357 Seems a bit tiny town. 88 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:50,186 I have done Zoom trials and virtual hearings. 89 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,927 Yeah, you're a regular Steve Jobs. 90 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:55,974 There is nothing going on with Dre and me, okay? 91 00:03:56,018 --> 00:03:57,846 I was just seeking your professional advice. 92 00:03:57,889 --> 00:04:00,327 My professional advice is you should pass. 93 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:02,807 We both know Robin's already managing a lot. 94 00:04:02,851 --> 00:04:05,506 Okay, before you start judging my relationship, 95 00:04:05,549 --> 00:04:07,421 how about you just focus on your own? 96 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:09,553 -What the hell does that mean? -Just because your fiancée has 97 00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:12,208 you in some weird love triangle with her husband... 98 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,818 -Whoa! -...doesn't mean 99 00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:16,256 I'm doing anything wrong. Robin and I are fine. 100 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:18,040 [scoffs] Hey, didn't you tell Rachel 101 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:21,086 that you didn't feel comfortable with her dating Dre? 102 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:23,175 Wonder how she'd feel about you going on this trip. 103 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:24,568 You know what? I don't even know why I came down here 104 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:26,048 to talk to you. -Fine. 105 00:04:26,091 --> 00:04:27,745 Fine! 106 00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:29,617 Truth hurts, doesn't it, Lola? 107 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,096 -LOLA: Shut up! -[door closes] 108 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:33,011 Where are you? 109 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:34,535 I thought you were coming home early today. 110 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:36,232 This is the first task force 111 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,147 I've been on in two years, Lola. 112 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:40,018 I know. I'm sorry. 113 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:42,543 I didn't think my morning hearing would spill over. 114 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:45,067 Here is the Rivera file. 115 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:48,157 And would you like me to répondre "oui" ou "non" 116 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,681 to the Stanford conference? 117 00:04:50,725 --> 00:04:52,292 [mouthing words] 118 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,381 What Stanford conference? 119 00:04:54,424 --> 00:04:58,733 It is a legal conference at Stanford. 120 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:00,648 -[mouthing words] -Oh, doesn't that look fun? 121 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:03,825 You will never guess whose firm is sponsoring it. 122 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:06,044 Andre Armstrong. 123 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:08,438 Your ex's firm. 124 00:05:08,482 --> 00:05:10,353 You're really considering going? 125 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:12,573 Oh, let me guess. You expect me 126 00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:16,011 to solo parent once again while you and he hang out? 127 00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:17,534 Okay. 128 00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:20,711 Dre and I aren't going to be hanging out. 129 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:23,061 "Dre"? Hmm. 130 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:28,806 You know, Bailey used a spoon in her yogurt today, 131 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:31,635 all by herself, first time ever, 132 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:33,071 and you missed it. 133 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,552 [chimes] 134 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:51,133 [sighs] 135 00:05:51,176 --> 00:05:54,136 [smooth jazz playing] 136 00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:10,718 Good morning. It's another beautiful day. 137 00:06:14,156 --> 00:06:15,766 Good morning, Shay. 138 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,986 -[children clamoring] -Oh! Boys, slow down. 139 00:06:18,029 --> 00:06:20,597 -Bailey. -[children laughing] 140 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:22,207 Good morning, Bailey. 141 00:06:22,251 --> 00:06:24,558 Bye, Bailey. 142 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:25,689 Thank you. 143 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:28,388 [children shouting playfully] 144 00:06:28,431 --> 00:06:29,519 Mmm! Perfect. 145 00:06:29,563 --> 00:06:31,434 So this morning you have 146 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:34,524 the Zoom meeting with the Edmunds Foundation, 147 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:36,134 then the National Urban League. 148 00:06:36,178 --> 00:06:38,006 And today is your Mink and Fox luncheon 149 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:39,355 in Edgartown for your announcement. 150 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,052 Don't forget to ask the nanny 151 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:43,272 to pack extra fruit waters and vegan sandwiches 152 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:44,882 for the kids for their sailing lesson. 153 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:48,973 And yes, my campaign begins today. 154 00:06:49,017 --> 00:06:50,975 It's about time my gorgeous wife 155 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:53,456 runs for National Chapter President. 156 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,111 -Hey. -Hey, babe. 157 00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:05,381 ♪♪♪ 158 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,427 Maybe I should wear it up for Edgartown. 159 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:09,385 -It's a bit humid. -Girl, no way. 160 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,519 -You're right. -[cellphone ringing] 161 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:14,477 -[cellphone chimes] -Luke! 162 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:16,610 How are you? What are you doing? 163 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:20,744 I am trying to finish up the nursery. 164 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:22,790 Maggie wants it done before she's back from her trip. 165 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:24,966 Look at you. Thank you. 166 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:27,621 Married and about to have a kid. 167 00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:30,493 Are you coming to the UCLA law school reunion this weekend? 168 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:32,234 I'm going as Mark's plus one, 169 00:07:32,277 --> 00:07:34,497 since Maggie's on her private babymoon. 170 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:39,154 I can't. The Obamas are hosting a huge event in the Vineyard. 171 00:07:39,197 --> 00:07:41,983 Michelle threatened to throw me out of book club if I missed it. 172 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:43,593 It would really mean a lot to Mark. 173 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:45,856 Mark's not talking to me, so I find that odd. 174 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:48,250 I know he wants to clear the air and apologize. 175 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:49,817 That boy never apologizes. 176 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:51,383 Oh, that's our surrogate buzzing in. 177 00:07:51,427 --> 00:07:52,907 I'm taking her to the doctor today. 178 00:07:52,950 --> 00:07:54,822 Please come to the reunion. I have to go now. 179 00:07:54,865 --> 00:07:56,301 [line beeps] 180 00:07:56,345 --> 00:07:57,781 I overheard your call. 181 00:07:57,825 --> 00:08:00,392 Your reunion sounds fun. Let's do it. 182 00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:03,831 Let me guess. You have business in LA. 183 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:06,398 It's perfect timing. 184 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:10,228 -HOJ is hosting a reunion event. -Mm-hmm. 185 00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:13,362 Mink and Fox West is having their annual tea. 186 00:08:13,405 --> 00:08:16,321 -Mm-hmm. -I need to lock down votes. 187 00:08:16,365 --> 00:08:19,977 I could get Shay to secure me a table. 188 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:22,850 We could make a vacation out of it. 189 00:08:22,893 --> 00:08:24,373 My parents can watch the kids, 190 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:27,768 and you and I can have some sexy time. 191 00:08:27,811 --> 00:08:30,945 Hmm! Fire up the jet, baby. 192 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:33,338 ["Queen of the Hill" by Judith Hill playing] 193 00:08:33,382 --> 00:08:37,821 ♪ Holla if you see me coming, see me coming♪ 194 00:08:37,865 --> 00:08:41,564 ♪ I'm the brand-new Queen of the hill♪ 195 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:47,483 ♪♪♪ 196 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:51,792 ♪ Holla if you see me coming, see me coming♪ 197 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:55,578 ♪ I'm the brand-new Queen of the hill♪ 198 00:08:55,622 --> 00:09:04,544 ♪♪♪ 199 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:06,284 Lola? 200 00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:09,461 ♪ I'm the brand-new Queen of the hill ♪ 201 00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:14,466 -Please continue, Miss Kansky. -Thank you, Your Honor. 202 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:16,033 The defendant, Thomas Marshall, 203 00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:17,948 is the next-door neighbor of the victim, 204 00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:20,864 and the two have been involved in an ongoing property dispute 205 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:23,606 over the ownership of a Persea americana. 206 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:24,955 -A what? -Yes. 207 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:26,653 Yes, an avocado tree, Your Honor. 208 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:29,612 The defendant applied arsenic to the tree's fruit, 209 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,571 knowing that Miss Johnson would pick 210 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:33,660 and consume the avocados. 211 00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:37,489 He is charged with attempted murder and PC 347, 212 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:40,667 poisoning of food intended for human consumption. 213 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:43,495 I used the avocados to make artisanal guacamole 214 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:45,367 for my L.A. smorgasbord stand. 215 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:46,890 People could have been poisoned. 216 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:50,111 Your Honor, the public was never in any danger. 217 00:09:50,154 --> 00:09:51,895 Which negates the mens rea 218 00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:55,856 recot--required for an attempted murder charge. 219 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:57,335 I object! 220 00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:58,815 LISA: There are two sides to every story. 221 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:01,035 Oh, the Venice canals have less water 222 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,602 than your guacamole! 223 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:04,429 Oh, you do not know who you're messing with-- 224 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:05,953 -Okay, order in the court! -MARSHALL: I'm gonna get you 225 00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:07,650 with my Birkenstock! -MARK: Order! Order! 226 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:10,740 [gavel continues banging] 227 00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:15,440 [knock on door] 228 00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:17,225 [clears throat] 229 00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:22,012 Welcome to the HOJ, Miss Carmichael. 230 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:26,495 Thank you for having me, Judge Callan. 231 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:30,325 So I take it the judge gig is going well. 232 00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:32,022 Aside from a few clashes 233 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:34,285 with some of the other judges, living the dream. 234 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:35,765 Can't believe this is the first time 235 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,071 I've been in a judge's chambers. 236 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,855 I can, since you didn't show up 237 00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:40,465 for my confirmation hearing four years ago. 238 00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:42,076 [thud in distance] 239 00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:43,686 [laughter] 240 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:46,994 Oops, sorry. [laughs] Morning, sunshine! 241 00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:48,865 -Where should I set up? -Our appointment is tomorrow, 242 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,475 and it's at my home. -Ooh. 243 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:54,523 Mark, ugh, I'm feeling some really bad chi. 244 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:57,439 EMILY: Oh, my God, Lay the fuck off! 245 00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:58,875 -Emily! Emily! -Hey, guys. 246 00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:00,964 -How was the OB/GYN? -Ugh! 247 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:03,706 She told the doctor that she is still drinking coffee! 248 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,969 Because it is fucking fine in moderation. 249 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:11,322 -My God. The baby is just fine. -Uh, Luke, look who's here. 250 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:12,976 You came! 251 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,978 Yeah. Hi. 252 00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:17,807 I am so sorry that you just saw that. 253 00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:20,157 Let me just do some reiki to rebalance your energy. 254 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:23,726 -Oh, fuck me. -Uh, Lola. This is Amy, 255 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:26,250 my massage therapist/ Luke and Maggie's doula, 256 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:28,600 and Emily, their surrogate. 257 00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:30,951 Oh, my God, again. I'm going to need--Stop. 258 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:33,518 I'm going to need you to stop defining me. 259 00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:36,521 Like I said, this pregnancy thing is a side hustle. 260 00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:39,220 I'm going to be a vet or work for NASA. 261 00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:41,135 Or I don't know, maybe life coach. 262 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:43,006 -Ambitious. -Wait. Aren't you, um, uh, 263 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:46,531 what do--uh, law school-- Lola, the rich bitch. 264 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:50,057 I need everyone to leave, please, except for Lola. 265 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,929 I will see you later, Lola. I need to go tame a shrew. 266 00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,757 That's really fucking cute. You know what? 267 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,150 I'm going to need you to kiss my whole pregnant ass. 268 00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:57,717 -[grunts] -Okay? Kiss it. 269 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,675 -If my baby comes out... -Kiss it. 270 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,459 -...cursing like a teamster... -I really want you to kiss it. 271 00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:02,634 What are you gonna do? If your baby comes out like me... 272 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:03,984 I'm sorry. Sorry! 273 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,855 You should only be so lucky, okay? 274 00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,552 -Sorry. -LUKE: Emily! 275 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:10,207 [door closes, indistinct shouting] 276 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:14,603 Luke's whole situation is...interesting. 277 00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,561 Where were we? 278 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:19,173 I figured you wanted to clear the air before the reunion. 279 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,001 About what? 280 00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:25,396 We've barely been in touch since the blowout at my wedding. 281 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,182 I had a bit too much to drink, said a few things. 282 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,445 You told me I was throwing away 283 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,490 my law degree in front of everyone. 284 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,492 Nice reception speech. 285 00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:37,234 You graduated summa cum laude, Order of the Coif. 286 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:39,541 We were co-editors-in-chief of the Law Review. 287 00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:41,108 I am raising a family 288 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:43,023 and utilizing my legal knowledge 289 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,373 with multiple international charities 290 00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:46,809 and service organizations. 291 00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:48,245 You were brilliant. 292 00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:49,551 "Were"? 293 00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:52,249 So you havebeen judging me. 294 00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:55,165 You know what? For your information, 295 00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,080 based on the Mad Hatter's avocado tea party, 296 00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,734 I'm not missing much. 297 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,518 Avocadogate is not a typical case. 298 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,913 Oh, I'm sure you put plenty of people away. 299 00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:07,525 All a part of our flawed justice system 300 00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:09,223 permeated by systemic racism 301 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,486 that ends with judges like you 302 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,836 sitting helplessly on a bench 303 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:18,406 as generations of Black and brown people are incarcerated. 304 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:22,497 I have work to do, 305 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:26,196 and I'm sure you have tea or a luncheon to attend. 306 00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:35,423 ♪♪♪ 307 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,903 [door opens] 308 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:43,126 ♪♪♪ 309 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:46,390 Lola? 310 00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,262 Robin. 311 00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,873 -Oh, my God. -Wow. 312 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:54,224 Lola Carmichael from Crenshaw. 313 00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:57,793 Bell Biv DeRobbie Robb on bass! 314 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,926 -Bass. -[both laughing] 315 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:01,492 Ba-ba-ba-bing. 316 00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,668 [laughter] 317 00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:06,019 -What are you doing here? -I had a meeting 318 00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,716 with one of my clients, Shakira. 319 00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:10,371 Wow. Big-time music producer. 320 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:14,679 Hey. How you been? Are you home visiting? 321 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,203 We should grab a drink at the bar. 322 00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:20,511 Oh, I am actually... meeting my hus-- 323 00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,557 husband for lunch. -Oh. 324 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,819 But how's your wife? 325 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:27,127 That is the question. 326 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,824 What do you mean? 327 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,871 I'm leaving her. 328 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:36,353 Oh. 329 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:42,011 ♪♪♪ 330 00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,718 [clears throat] 331 00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:56,373 -There she is! -Aah! 332 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,549 -Look at you! -[laughs] 333 00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:00,421 Seriously. 334 00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:03,250 -You did not have to pick me up. -It's the least that I can do 335 00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:04,991 after what happened this morning. 336 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:08,037 Oh, you shouldfeel guilty. You set me up! 337 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:10,213 Mark had no clue I was coming. 338 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,911 I may have slightly stretched the truth 339 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,348 about Mark wanting you here... which he does! 340 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:17,090 -Inside. -Deep, deep inside. 341 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,787 What, you trying to butter me up? 342 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,702 -Yes. -It's working. 343 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,225 So let's talk about the text! 344 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:25,359 How was it seeing Robin this morning? 345 00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:27,927 -It was...no big deal. -[scoffs] 346 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,929 -I believe you. -[laughs] 347 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:33,236 -Ooh. We need to go. - Mm. 348 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,416 -[groans] -Hmm? 349 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,375 Rachel isgoing. 350 00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:44,682 Ooh, your former bestie turned frenemy. 351 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,249 Oh, shit. And she is married to-- 352 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:50,427 Yes and yes. I'm a little wound up. 353 00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,125 [amplified voice] And if you elect me 354 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:55,519 as your next Mink and Fox National President, 355 00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:58,870 I will continue to use my influence 356 00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:01,743 for important issues like improving-- 357 00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:03,397 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 358 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,399 I'm so sorry. Court ran late. 359 00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:09,011 Cornel West's federal action against Harvard finally ended. 360 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,795 We won. [laughs] 361 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:13,407 [cheers and applause] 362 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,888 But, Lola, keep going. 363 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,326 Thank you. Um, where was I? 364 00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,241 For important causes like 365 00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:24,461 the much-needed improvements in the infrastructure 366 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:28,988 at our Historically Black Colleges and Universities. 367 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:32,426 -Georgina, who did your hair? -I hope I have your vote and-- 368 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:35,472 -Rachel? -[gasps] Yes? 369 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,822 Sounds like you have more you want to share with us. 370 00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:40,042 -[mouthing words] -Oh. 371 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,478 Don't be so modest. 372 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:42,958 Rachel Audubon, ladies, right? 373 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,394 [applause] 374 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:48,050 Well, shucks. [laughs] 375 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:51,401 -Thank you, Lola. -Of course, yes. 376 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,796 [amplified voice] My family has stood 377 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:59,061 with this exclusive organization always. 378 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,976 My great-great-grandmother 379 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,631 was one of the first Mink and Fox charter members 380 00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:05,546 of New England. 381 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:08,418 [amplified voice] Well, Mink and Fox is always looking 382 00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:10,899 for impassioned volunteers, right, ladies? 383 00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:13,336 -[applause] -Precisely. 384 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:16,296 So after some soul searching 385 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:20,082 and heavy convincing from all my influencer friends here, 386 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,779 I'm thrilled to announce 387 00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:24,913 that I'm also running for National President. 388 00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,524 [laughs] 389 00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:31,093 Now please, please enjoy the Veuve Clicquot, courtesy of moi. 390 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:34,401 [indistinct conversations] 391 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,185 WOMAN: Excuse me. Can we get a photo of you two? 392 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,361 -Let's take a picture. -Thank you. 393 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:39,928 [camera shutter clicks] 394 00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,625 [under breath] What game are you playing, Audubon? 395 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,149 You know you don't give a damn 396 00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,281 about being president of Mink and Fox. 397 00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:48,110 [under breath] I'm old money. These are my people. 398 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,764 You just married into it. 399 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:53,333 So, you're telling me you want 400 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:56,814 to run a major service organization? 401 00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,729 I just got a federal court 402 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:03,430 to enjoin a voting rights suppression bill in Alabama. 403 00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:08,696 Apart from that 8-carat wedding ring Dre gave you, 404 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:11,046 what experience do you have 405 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,352 that makes you leadership material 406 00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:14,963 for this elite organization? 407 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:20,577 I think I will have a glass of champagne. 408 00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:21,578 Here you are. 409 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,058 Thank you. 410 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,104 I know you saw Robin this morning. 411 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,889 So maybe the real question is, 412 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:31,327 what game are you playing at with my husband? 413 00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:37,420 Don't tell me Rachel Audubon is getting to you? 414 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,814 No. 415 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,163 Maybe. 416 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:44,253 -Just a little. -[chuckles] 417 00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,908 Oh! When we first met, 418 00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:49,476 I was clerking on the Ninth Circuit 419 00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:52,174 and could have had any legal position I wanted. 420 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:55,656 And now I can barely remember that person. 421 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,179 What happened? 422 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,789 When I look at our kids 423 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,965 and see how happy they are, I am in awe. 424 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,751 I know my baby's brilliant. 425 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:06,188 Rachel can't help herself. You know how she is. 426 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,277 Yeah. 427 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:10,714 Baby, we're going to be late. 428 00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,586 Okay. 429 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:15,284 Okay. Maybe we can be a little late. 430 00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:17,417 [both chuckling] 431 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:20,202 [telephone rings] 432 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:21,943 -Hold this for me. -[ring] 433 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,771 Thank you. 434 00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:25,076 [Lola sighs] 435 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,600 [ring] 436 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:29,211 Yeah. 437 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:32,562 Oh. Please... 438 00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:36,566 Please tell the congressman I will be right down. 439 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,916 -No, no, no, no, no, no, no. -[receiver clatters] 440 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,440 I know. 441 00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:41,963 And then I get a call from the White House 442 00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:44,313 that the President needs to see me ASAP, 443 00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,794 but I know he just wants my caucus to support-- 444 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,709 What did I tell you about doing that 445 00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,363 when we're conversing? 446 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:53,801 But I'm glad you're here. 447 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:56,934 I've been thinking about our plans 448 00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:58,806 to get you onto the Supreme Court. 449 00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,199 You mean yourplan. 450 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,375 We've got to rebuild your résumé. 451 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,333 I'm setting up a meeting with Nancy. 452 00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:08,250 Daddy, you don't have to always be managing my life, okay? 453 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,556 Well, if it wasn't for me, 454 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,166 you might have ended up married 455 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,691 to that starving musician, Robin Taylor. 456 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,432 God, you sound like Mom. 457 00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,478 You're lucky to be married to such a powerful man. 458 00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:21,307 Okay, Daddy, 459 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:24,135 I have to go get ready for the reunion. 460 00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:26,268 -All right? I love you. -I love you. 461 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:27,400 -Mwah. -All right. 462 00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:29,445 -Okay. -See you later. 463 00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:30,664 LOLA: Bye, Daddy. 464 00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:36,931 ♪♪♪ 465 00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,628 ♪ You know I'm going to get it♪ 466 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:41,849 ♪ Because I want it♪ 467 00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:44,547 ♪ You know I'm going to have it♪ 468 00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:46,984 ♪ Because I need it♪ 469 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:50,423 ♪♪♪ 470 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:54,514 Did I tell you how beautiful you look? 471 00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:58,648 [indistinct conversations] 472 00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:00,911 Hey. 473 00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,609 I could really use a drink. 474 00:21:02,652 --> 00:21:04,263 -I'm on it. -Okay. 475 00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:12,662 Mm! [squealing] Lola Carmichael! 476 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:15,317 I thought I saw you in court today. 477 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:17,101 Um, what firm are you running in New York? 478 00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,538 Let me guess. Cravath. 479 00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:21,976 I don't actively practice law. 480 00:21:22,019 --> 00:21:26,197 Oh. Well, maybe you should ask UCLA for your money back. 481 00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:27,938 [laughs] Just kidding. 482 00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:30,114 Oh my God, I'm kidding. [laughing maniacally] 483 00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:32,769 It's her. It's her. 484 00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:34,118 Sorry. 485 00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:38,558 -[sighs] Thank you. -[chuckles] You're welcome. 486 00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:42,605 [gasps] 487 00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:45,391 [amplified voice] Welcome, my classmates! 488 00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,262 Oh, yes. 489 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:51,048 A super famous person is hosting tonight. [chuckles] 490 00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:53,747 As you know, I am Sarita Del Castillo. 491 00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:56,489 And who would have thought way back in law school 492 00:21:56,532 --> 00:22:00,536 that I would end up becoming an international recording star 493 00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:04,279 and a 2-time Las Vegas Entertainer of the Year? 494 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,237 [laughs] 495 00:22:06,281 --> 00:22:08,631 Oh, I see my girl Sherri Kansky. 496 00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:10,894 -She remembers my name. -Sipping those martinis, girl. 497 00:22:10,938 --> 00:22:12,548 -Yeah, I do. Yes. -[Sara laughs] 498 00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:15,943 All right, let's get this party started! 499 00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:18,772 [audience cheering] 500 00:22:18,815 --> 00:22:21,731 [indistinct conversations] 501 00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:23,254 [laughter] 502 00:22:24,604 --> 00:22:26,519 -ROBIN: Here we are again. -RACHEL: Again, hi. 503 00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:28,085 Hi. 504 00:22:28,129 --> 00:22:31,872 -Hi. -Hey. 505 00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,830 [clears throat] 506 00:22:33,874 --> 00:22:36,355 Lola, you are, uh, rocking that dress. 507 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:39,183 Oh, thanks. That's the Spanx. 508 00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:40,446 [giggles] I can tell. 509 00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:44,624 You two were roommates at Howard, right? 510 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,452 -You know we were. -Yeah. 511 00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:49,585 Back when I was dating Dre. 512 00:22:49,629 --> 00:22:53,197 Oh, we were all just kids then, you know. 513 00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:54,677 RACHEL: Oh, yeah. [[chuckles] nervously] 514 00:22:54,721 --> 00:22:57,332 I guess everything happens for a reason. 515 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,073 I guess. 516 00:22:59,116 --> 00:23:00,727 You know what? I think we're gonna go mingle. 517 00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:02,685 -Yeah. -Go mingle. 518 00:23:02,729 --> 00:23:05,253 -It's a great idea. -Yeah, mingle. 519 00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:06,689 -Sorry. -After you. 520 00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:09,866 -You first. -Thank you. 521 00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:16,743 [clears throat] We, uh, we're going this way. 522 00:23:16,786 --> 00:23:18,788 -[sighs] -[Lou clears throat] 523 00:23:21,138 --> 00:23:23,750 Are you training for a hot dog eating contest? 524 00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:24,838 I'm starving. 525 00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:26,405 [clears throat] 526 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:30,974 Sarita. Uh, Mark Callan. 527 00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:32,715 We were in the same section together. 528 00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:35,326 I'm sorry. I have no idea who you are. 529 00:23:35,370 --> 00:23:37,503 I meet so many people. 530 00:23:37,546 --> 00:23:39,461 -It's exhausting. -[plate clatters] 531 00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:46,468 You don't ever repeat this story. 532 00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:47,904 [chuckles] What? 533 00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:49,515 Emily, are you kidding me? 534 00:23:49,558 --> 00:23:51,299 You're still tracking her on your phone? 535 00:23:51,342 --> 00:23:54,258 Emily is driving downtown. She promised to quit Uber. 536 00:23:54,302 --> 00:23:56,478 [groans] 537 00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:59,220 Hey, Emily, call me back. 538 00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:01,135 And I know you just sent me to voicemail. 539 00:24:01,178 --> 00:24:02,789 You know, people hear tax law, 540 00:24:02,832 --> 00:24:05,356 and they're like... [imitates snoring] 541 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,229 You know what I mean? [laughs] Right? So-- 542 00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:11,537 But listen, man, the federal tax code is like-- 543 00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:13,452 it's like a fine wine, you know, 544 00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:15,584 smooth with depth, and all of these-- 545 00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:17,499 Interesting. I really need to get back-- 546 00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:20,328 Hey, hey, uh, you said you're in music or something, right? 547 00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:22,199 Have you ever considered 548 00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:26,160 transferring your copyrights into a trust? I mean... Mm. 549 00:24:26,203 --> 00:24:29,380 Do you mind if I steal him away? 550 00:24:29,424 --> 00:24:31,295 Oh, sure. Yeah. Uh... 551 00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:34,342 I should probably figure out who I'm going home with. 552 00:24:35,778 --> 00:24:37,301 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm ready. 553 00:24:38,999 --> 00:24:41,436 [both laughing] 554 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,786 -The walk. -Do you know him? 555 00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:45,484 Not really. 556 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:49,575 He was always sunbathing in front of Royce Hall. 557 00:24:49,618 --> 00:24:51,968 I didn't complain. 558 00:24:53,753 --> 00:24:57,626 -[applause in distance] -So, pretty crazy, huh? 559 00:24:57,670 --> 00:25:00,411 Us, here. 560 00:25:00,455 --> 00:25:03,023 Maybe you would've been serious about us 561 00:25:03,066 --> 00:25:04,938 if it wasn't for your dad. 562 00:25:04,981 --> 00:25:08,158 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 563 00:25:08,202 --> 00:25:10,552 Hey... 564 00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:12,380 are you happy? 565 00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:15,122 Of--of course. 566 00:25:17,385 --> 00:25:20,257 -Am I interrupting? -Hey! 567 00:25:20,301 --> 00:25:21,432 No. 568 00:25:23,609 --> 00:25:25,524 Not at all. 569 00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:29,702 How are you crashing my friend's reunion right now? 570 00:25:29,745 --> 00:25:32,922 Crash is right. Thanks to your rage texts, 571 00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:34,576 I almost rear-ended a smart car into a Corolla. 572 00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:36,273 You are 36 weeks. 573 00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:39,755 You should be at home, not driving for Uber. 574 00:25:39,799 --> 00:25:41,670 I switched to E-drive now. 575 00:25:41,714 --> 00:25:43,629 Also, I know my fucking body, okay? 576 00:25:43,672 --> 00:25:45,456 Your baby is safe. All right? 577 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:48,459 -Your baby is safe. -I don't mean to be bold. Um... 578 00:25:48,503 --> 00:25:51,593 But I just can't take my eyes off of you. 579 00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:55,075 I mean, you are glowing. 580 00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:57,120 You do realize that I am fucking pregnant? 581 00:25:57,164 --> 00:25:59,601 Oh, do I ever. 582 00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:00,776 Wait. What?! 583 00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:02,561 Oh, yes. Thank you so much. 584 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,867 You cannot eat seafood. 585 00:26:04,911 --> 00:26:06,913 You are the worst surrogate ever. 586 00:26:06,956 --> 00:26:08,654 Your child is going to hate you. 587 00:26:08,697 --> 00:26:11,221 Okay, okay. What is with you two? 588 00:26:11,265 --> 00:26:14,485 Take a deep breath or someone's going to end up in contractions. 589 00:26:14,529 --> 00:26:16,531 He judges everything I do. 590 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,794 I'm staying at the Ritz. You want to get out of here? 591 00:26:18,838 --> 00:26:20,100 You know, we could grab a bite. 592 00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:21,536 I could watch you eat for two. 593 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,582 Are you hitting on my surrogate? 594 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:27,586 100%. I mean... [chuckles] 595 00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,326 -[moaning] -LOLA: Oh, oh, oh. 596 00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:31,590 -Luke's vasovagal. -[moaning continues] 597 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,156 What the fuck? 598 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,680 He faints when under extreme stress. 599 00:26:34,723 --> 00:26:36,377 He needs to get outside, get some fresh air. 600 00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:40,033 I got him. Come here. God, you're a diva. 601 00:26:40,076 --> 00:26:42,122 I think I found her. 602 00:26:44,341 --> 00:26:46,953 Judge Benner? 603 00:26:46,996 --> 00:26:49,259 Hi. Lola Carmichael. 604 00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:52,567 I observed one of your trials when I was in law school. 605 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,309 [mouth full] Right. Your Mark's Lola. 606 00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:57,572 Mm! He talked about you all the time. 607 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,443 Oh. Hmm. 608 00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:02,316 I'm here to present Judge Callan an alumni achievement award. 609 00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,666 -He's getting an award? -I was Mark's mentor 610 00:27:04,710 --> 00:27:06,189 here at the HOJ. 611 00:27:06,233 --> 00:27:09,715 What made you step down from the bench? 612 00:27:09,758 --> 00:27:13,457 This place is a nest of vipers. 613 00:27:13,501 --> 00:27:17,331 Best thing I ever did was to show those cowards 614 00:27:17,374 --> 00:27:21,030 my firm ass as I walked out the door. 615 00:27:21,074 --> 00:27:22,205 [stomach gurgling] 616 00:27:22,249 --> 00:27:25,121 Mm! Oh, my stomach. 617 00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:28,516 Oh. [sniffs] Oh, no. 618 00:27:28,559 --> 00:27:31,345 -Are you okay? -Mm! It's this damn shrimp. 619 00:27:31,388 --> 00:27:34,174 What was I thinking, eating event seafood? 620 00:27:34,217 --> 00:27:35,741 SARA: [amplified voice] If everyone could please come 621 00:27:35,784 --> 00:27:37,438 to the stage area, we're about to start 622 00:27:37,481 --> 00:27:39,179 the Alumni Award presentation. 623 00:27:39,222 --> 00:27:42,182 Okay. Here are my notes. 624 00:27:42,225 --> 00:27:44,663 Just remember to punch the joke about him being cheap. 625 00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:46,665 Wait. Me? No. You need to find someone else. 626 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:49,972 No. You present the award. No time. 627 00:27:50,016 --> 00:27:52,758 I need to hit the bathroom fast. 628 00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:59,242 ♪♪♪ 629 00:28:02,289 --> 00:28:05,292 Just like that. Okay. Better? 630 00:28:05,335 --> 00:28:06,641 Yeah. 631 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,556 Good. 632 00:28:08,599 --> 00:28:10,340 I am... 633 00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:13,996 I'm sorry for being on you all the time. 634 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,737 Mm. 635 00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:19,872 Look, maybe I have been a little active lately, 636 00:28:19,915 --> 00:28:23,789 so, you know, your anxiety is understandable. 637 00:28:27,401 --> 00:28:29,359 You can touch it. 638 00:28:31,405 --> 00:28:34,147 Mm. 639 00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:36,366 You're going to be a really great dad, Luke. 640 00:28:36,410 --> 00:28:37,977 Probably a helicopter parent. 641 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:41,458 Definitely, but, like, in the best way. 642 00:28:41,502 --> 00:28:44,157 And you're obviously an amazing husband. 643 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,245 Well, shit. 644 00:28:45,288 --> 00:28:47,551 Too bad you're married. 645 00:28:49,466 --> 00:28:52,861 At UCLA, Judge Callan served 646 00:28:52,905 --> 00:28:55,124 as co-editor-in-chief of the Law Review. 647 00:28:55,168 --> 00:28:59,085 Benner got food poisoning and ask me to step in. 648 00:28:59,128 --> 00:29:01,957 Unless you'd like me to find someone else. 649 00:29:02,001 --> 00:29:04,655 No, no, it's--it's fine. 650 00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:09,182 [sighs] 651 00:29:09,225 --> 00:29:11,184 He is the recipient of the... 652 00:29:11,227 --> 00:29:12,968 Oh, my God. We were such dorks. 653 00:29:13,012 --> 00:29:16,189 -Did you pick that picture? -I did. 654 00:29:16,232 --> 00:29:17,756 Tammy sent over a bunch of photos 655 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,409 from when we were in law school. 656 00:29:19,453 --> 00:29:21,281 You were in most of them. 657 00:29:23,239 --> 00:29:25,720 You were my ride or die, Lo. 658 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:27,635 We were gonna take on the world together. 659 00:29:27,678 --> 00:29:30,638 And then I left. 660 00:29:30,681 --> 00:29:34,729 It was hard for me to accept... 661 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:38,080 that you chose a different life. 662 00:29:38,124 --> 00:29:40,691 SARA: [amplified voice] And now, ladies and gentlemen, 663 00:29:40,735 --> 00:29:41,997 welcome to the stage, 664 00:29:42,041 --> 00:29:45,305 the Honorable Judge Mark Callan. 665 00:29:45,348 --> 00:29:49,918 My old Section Two amigo. Apparently. 666 00:29:49,962 --> 00:29:53,313 [cheers and applause] 667 00:29:53,356 --> 00:29:58,927 Now, to present the Alumni Achievement Award this year... 668 00:30:00,537 --> 00:30:01,451 [whispers] Lola Carmichael. 669 00:30:01,495 --> 00:30:05,281 Lola Kinkel! 670 00:30:05,325 --> 00:30:06,848 [cheers and applause] 671 00:30:06,892 --> 00:30:09,895 Lola! Ow, ow! 672 00:30:09,938 --> 00:30:11,897 SARA: Here you are, dear. 673 00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:13,986 It's a rental. So just be careful. 674 00:30:14,029 --> 00:30:16,292 -WOMAN: Lola! -Thanks. 675 00:30:16,336 --> 00:30:19,252 [clears throat] Okay. 676 00:30:19,295 --> 00:30:22,298 I am Lola Carmichael. 677 00:30:22,342 --> 00:30:25,475 It seems like just yesterday, Mark and I were first years 678 00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:27,869 having secret study meetings 679 00:30:27,913 --> 00:30:30,176 in the back staircase of the law library-- 680 00:30:30,219 --> 00:30:32,700 two young dreamers 681 00:30:32,743 --> 00:30:37,748 plotting our future legal conquests. 682 00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:39,968 And for one of us, that dream came true. 683 00:30:44,886 --> 00:30:48,716 I could not be more proud of my friend. 684 00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:54,635 It's easy to point out 685 00:30:54,678 --> 00:30:57,507 all that's wrong with our justice system. 686 00:30:57,551 --> 00:31:00,597 But what's hard is staying in the fight, 687 00:31:00,641 --> 00:31:02,208 showing up every day. 688 00:31:03,774 --> 00:31:07,300 And you do that with undivided commitment. 689 00:31:11,173 --> 00:31:12,261 So... 690 00:31:13,567 --> 00:31:16,265 it is with great admiration 691 00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:20,704 that I present this year's Alumni Achievement Award 692 00:31:20,748 --> 00:31:23,882 to the Honorable Judge Mark Callan. 693 00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:25,405 MAN: Hear, hear! 694 00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:28,625 [cheers and applause] 695 00:31:38,331 --> 00:31:39,854 Nice speech. 696 00:31:42,074 --> 00:31:43,640 Thanks. 697 00:31:43,684 --> 00:31:47,557 Mark always deserved better than you. 698 00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:49,342 Also, stay away from my husband. 699 00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:53,346 I am happily married. What is your problem with me? 700 00:31:53,389 --> 00:31:55,087 You know, you should drop out of the election 701 00:31:55,130 --> 00:31:57,306 while you can still spare yourself the humiliation. 702 00:31:57,350 --> 00:32:01,397 I hail from four generations of Black society. 703 00:32:01,441 --> 00:32:05,010 You'll always just be Lola from Inglewood. 704 00:32:05,053 --> 00:32:07,534 Little Miss Ghetto wears Prada. 705 00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:09,884 Are you threatened by me, Rachel? 706 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:13,453 -Not in the least. -Then what is your problem? 707 00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:16,195 It's been 10 years. Get over it. 708 00:32:16,238 --> 00:32:18,806 -You should have asked me. -I did. 709 00:32:18,849 --> 00:32:20,895 You said it was fine. 710 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:23,985 You had Robin. You had to go after Dre, too? 711 00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:25,813 You two were broken up. 712 00:32:25,856 --> 00:32:27,771 As my friend, as my Line Sister, 713 00:32:27,815 --> 00:32:29,599 you should have known better 714 00:32:29,643 --> 00:32:31,993 and checked in to see if I was really okay with it. 715 00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:39,000 I get it. 716 00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,697 You're right. I'm sorry. 717 00:32:43,439 --> 00:32:45,485 Want to do a shot? 718 00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:48,096 You know, I'm still gon' have to whip your ass 719 00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:50,838 in the election, right, Miss Carmichael? 720 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,277 So tequila? Straight up? 721 00:32:55,321 --> 00:32:57,149 Duh. 722 00:32:57,192 --> 00:33:00,195 BARTENDER: Coming right up. 723 00:33:00,239 --> 00:33:02,067 Sarita, Sarita, Sarita. 724 00:33:02,110 --> 00:33:03,894 -Oh, yeah! -Do you remember me? 725 00:33:03,938 --> 00:33:05,418 -Yes, I-- -Sherri Kansky. 726 00:33:05,461 --> 00:33:06,941 -Yes, Sherri. -I'm such a fan of you. 727 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,464 Oh, sorry. Wait. What did you--Say it again. 728 00:33:08,508 --> 00:33:09,683 [amplified voice] I said, I'm such a fan of yours. 729 00:33:09,726 --> 00:33:11,076 -Oh! -Do you think we can 730 00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:12,555 do a duet together? Just one song. 731 00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:15,167 -Oh, sure, sister. [laughs] -[squeals] 732 00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:16,777 [amplified voice] Uh, "No More Tears." Key of C. 733 00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:19,084 -All right. -SHERRI: Thank you. Excuse me. 734 00:33:19,127 --> 00:33:20,302 "No More Tears." 735 00:33:20,346 --> 00:33:24,132 You'll be Donna. I'll be Barbra. 736 00:33:24,176 --> 00:33:26,221 -[keyboard playing] -Oh, um... 737 00:33:26,265 --> 00:33:28,354 -[Sherri vocalizing] -I actually s-- 738 00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:30,834 sing the Barbra part. Um... [clears throat] 739 00:33:30,878 --> 00:33:33,315 [chuckles nervously] 740 00:33:33,359 --> 00:33:34,795 WOMAN IN AUDIENCE: Sherri! 741 00:33:34,838 --> 00:33:39,060 ♪ It's raining, it's pouring 742 00:33:39,104 --> 00:33:46,241 ♪ My love life is boring me to tears ♪ 743 00:33:46,285 --> 00:33:50,419 ♪ After all these years 744 00:33:50,463 --> 00:33:53,683 ♪ No sunshine, no moonlight 745 00:33:53,727 --> 00:33:59,472 ♪ No stardust, no sign of romance ♪ 746 00:33:59,515 --> 00:34:00,777 [whispers] Wow. [chuckles] 747 00:34:00,821 --> 00:34:06,044 ♪ We don't stand a chance 748 00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:09,482 Lo, you're the best. 749 00:34:09,525 --> 00:34:11,919 -You're rocking that bod. -Thank you. 750 00:34:11,962 --> 00:34:14,095 You're welcome. 751 00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:20,275 ♪ But he turned out to be like every other man ♪ 752 00:34:20,319 --> 00:34:24,279 BOTH: ♪ I've loved 753 00:34:24,323 --> 00:34:28,718 ♪ I've loved 754 00:34:28,762 --> 00:34:30,851 -♪ Raining -♪ Raining 755 00:34:30,894 --> 00:34:33,114 -♪ Pouring -♪ Pouring 756 00:34:33,158 --> 00:34:37,031 ♪ There's nothing left for us here ♪ 757 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,860 ♪ Ooh 758 00:34:39,903 --> 00:34:45,779 BOTH: ♪ And we won't waste 759 00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:54,179 ♪ Another 760 00:34:54,222 --> 00:34:58,139 ♪ Tear 761 00:34:58,183 --> 00:35:03,318 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah 762 00:35:03,362 --> 00:35:10,717 [continues vocalizing] 763 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,546 ♪ If you've had enough, don't put up with his stuff ♪ 764 00:35:13,589 --> 00:35:16,201 ♪ Don't you do it 765 00:35:16,244 --> 00:35:18,986 ♪ Oh, if you've had your fill 766 00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:20,857 ♪ Get your check, pay the bill 767 00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:24,209 ♪ You can do it 768 00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:28,169 ♪ Tell him to just get out 769 00:35:28,213 --> 00:35:32,608 ♪ Nothing left to talk about Oh! 770 00:35:32,652 --> 00:35:35,524 ♪ Pack his raincoat, show him out ♪ 771 00:35:35,568 --> 00:35:40,050 ♪ Just look him in the eye and simply shout ♪ 772 00:35:40,094 --> 00:35:42,052 -♪ Enough is enough... -[screams] 773 00:35:42,096 --> 00:35:45,534 [panting] Holy shit, my water just broke. 774 00:35:45,578 --> 00:35:47,754 BOTH: We're having a baby! 775 00:35:47,797 --> 00:35:49,625 Is there a doctor in the house? 776 00:35:49,669 --> 00:35:51,627 There's a doula in the house. 777 00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:54,630 [cheers and applause] 778 00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:57,242 [crowd chanting] Doula, doula, doula, doula! 779 00:35:57,285 --> 00:36:00,027 How are you instantly here? 780 00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:02,247 ♪ Enough is enough is enough 781 00:36:02,290 --> 00:36:07,426 [crowd chanting] Doula, doula, doula, doula! 782 00:36:07,469 --> 00:36:08,731 ♪ Enough is enough 783 00:36:08,775 --> 00:36:09,906 It's crowning. 784 00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:11,517 I need some hot, organic water. 785 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,433 Breathe! 786 00:36:14,476 --> 00:36:16,130 Emily, I need you to set your intentions to push. 787 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,218 I could cut the cord. 788 00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:18,698 ALL: Go away! 789 00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:21,048 ♪ I want him out the door 790 00:36:21,091 --> 00:36:23,703 -Aah! -♪ Enough is enough 791 00:36:23,746 --> 00:36:25,835 [baby crying] 792 00:36:25,879 --> 00:36:27,576 ♪ I want him out that door now 793 00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:31,841 ♪ Enough is enough is enough, I want him out ♪ 794 00:36:31,885 --> 00:36:34,366 -An avocado? -♪ ... that door now 795 00:36:34,409 --> 00:36:36,368 -What the... -[song ends] 796 00:36:42,374 --> 00:36:47,117 Robin, babe, you are not gonna believe-- 797 00:36:47,161 --> 00:36:48,467 Morning, babe. 798 00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:54,777 Morning, babe. 799 00:36:54,821 --> 00:36:57,867 ♪♪♪ 800 00:37:10,358 --> 00:37:13,143 Babe. Wake up, babe. 801 00:37:13,187 --> 00:37:17,583 Wait. I'm not still sleeping, am I? 802 00:37:17,626 --> 00:37:22,152 I called your mom and asked her to watch Bailey 803 00:37:22,196 --> 00:37:25,155 so I could come apologize. 804 00:37:25,199 --> 00:37:29,116 There was no excuse for me to act like that. 805 00:37:29,159 --> 00:37:30,726 I'm sorry, too. 806 00:37:30,770 --> 00:37:34,730 I know that getting back to work is important, 807 00:37:34,774 --> 00:37:37,516 and I wasn't hearing you. 808 00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:42,912 Well, I'm taking you out. 809 00:37:42,956 --> 00:37:45,175 My favorite Mexican spot? 810 00:37:45,219 --> 00:37:47,743 I've been having the craziest craving 811 00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:49,397 for some fresh guacamole. 812 00:37:50,877 --> 00:37:52,531 Yeah. 813 00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:56,186 I recognize that compassion and rehabilitation 814 00:37:56,230 --> 00:37:57,753 must be balanced by the need 815 00:37:57,797 --> 00:38:00,582 to protect society from repeat offenders. 816 00:38:00,626 --> 00:38:05,413 Therefore, the court is revoking Mr. Rivera's original probation. 817 00:38:05,457 --> 00:38:08,242 Your Honor, I again request 818 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,288 that you consider the offer of resources 819 00:38:10,331 --> 00:38:12,202 by Miss Lopez and her organization. 820 00:38:12,246 --> 00:38:15,858 I have, which is why I'm ordering a new term of probation 821 00:38:15,902 --> 00:38:17,686 with the added condition 822 00:38:17,730 --> 00:38:20,602 that Mr. Rivera works with Free Counsel Initiative 823 00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:23,562 and meets regularly. 824 00:38:24,519 --> 00:38:26,216 Thank you, Your Honor. 825 00:38:30,438 --> 00:38:31,874 Thank you. 826 00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:48,587 [mouthing words] 827 00:38:51,503 --> 00:38:55,071 -I never should've-- -I overstepped when I-- 828 00:38:55,115 --> 00:38:56,682 I'm sorry. 829 00:38:56,725 --> 00:38:59,119 Me, too. I'm sorry. 830 00:38:59,162 --> 00:39:02,252 I know that I can...be judgy. 831 00:39:02,296 --> 00:39:03,950 We both can be. 832 00:39:03,993 --> 00:39:05,647 [sighs] 833 00:39:05,691 --> 00:39:07,562 I had a dream 834 00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:10,826 that you were the judge in courtroom 802. 835 00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:12,915 I hope I didn't sentence you to life without Cabernet. 836 00:39:12,959 --> 00:39:14,526 No. It was weird. 837 00:39:14,569 --> 00:39:16,441 Everyone was in it. Emily was pregnant. 838 00:39:16,484 --> 00:39:18,268 I don't want to know who the father was. 839 00:39:18,312 --> 00:39:20,358 [laughs] 840 00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:22,098 What? 841 00:39:22,142 --> 00:39:24,536 Nothin'. 842 00:39:24,579 --> 00:39:28,670 There are many sides to every story... 843 00:39:28,714 --> 00:39:30,455 and the road not taken 844 00:39:30,498 --> 00:39:32,544 does not always guarantee the grass will be greener. 845 00:39:32,587 --> 00:39:35,416 Oh, okay, Yoda. 846 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:37,810 Last time. Thoughts on Stanford. 847 00:39:37,853 --> 00:39:39,942 No, no, no, no. Not touching it. 848 00:39:39,986 --> 00:39:41,727 I respect that. 849 00:39:41,770 --> 00:39:43,685 What should I do? 850 00:39:43,729 --> 00:39:46,340 I don't know. 851 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:51,954 You know, life is complicated and messy. 852 00:39:51,998 --> 00:39:54,348 You should do what feels right. 853 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,872 But if I were you, I wouldn't go. 854 00:39:56,916 --> 00:40:00,267 Closure or no closure. 855 00:40:03,966 --> 00:40:06,447 -Thanks, man. -Yeah. 856 00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:10,582 -Now I've got to go. -Okay. 857 00:40:15,543 --> 00:40:21,157 ♪♪♪ 858 00:40:28,556 --> 00:40:31,907 ♪♪♪ 859 00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:36,999 ♪♪♪