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Tickle zombie!

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Tickle zombie!

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Chuy and Brie are here.

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Aw, man, I hate when people say

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they're gonna come over
and then they come over.

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Please don't do that thing

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where the men run off and
leave the women alone.

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Yeah, yeah. No way.

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- Hey!
- Hi!

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- Bill, outside.
- Yep.

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Sorry, there was nothing I could do.

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Boys and their toys.

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Some alone time, finally,
with my sissy-in-law.

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Tell me everything, Jo.

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Um... well...

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- the kids are doing pretty good.
- Yeah?

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Yeah, that's great.

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I have some big news.

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I'm giving birth.

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Oh, my God!

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To a new business!

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That's a very misleading way to say it.

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I'm gonna be a She-E-O

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for a dynamic multi-level marketing firm

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selling earrings like these.

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So, a pyramid scheme?

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No.

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None of this is Egyptian.

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And the best part is, I can hire you

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to hire people to work for me,

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and then I can be your own boss!

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Bill?!

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Hey, that's a cool new
Camaro there, Chuy.

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Yeah, well, maybe if Brie hires Jo

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in her pyramid scheme,
you'll be able to afford it.

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What are you guys doing here, again?

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That's a good point.

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Hey, amorcita, we gotta go if
we're gonna make that movie.

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Oh. Okay.

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Well, happy anniversary.

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Uh... why would you
think it's our anniversary?

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Because you're going
out without your kids.

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You...

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Brie and I have a date night every week.

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- You guys don't have date night?
- Pff!

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We're married. We have a date life.

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That's not funny, Jo.

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You have to fight for your marriage.

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Yeah, Jo.

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Date night is how Chuy and I connect

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on a spiritual and physical level.

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Everything we do is foreplay.

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Even this.

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Right now.

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Oh. Okay. Oh.

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Hey... Hey, I like that
Camaro! New Camaro?

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Anyway...

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you should join us
for a date some night.

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Hey, you know what? This weekend,

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we have two extra tickets for Aerosmith.

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Maybe that'll save your marriage.

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Thank you, but our marriage is fine.

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Then how come you kiss less than us?

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It's not a competition.

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Well, maybe not when you're losing.

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- No, you're losing.
- No, you're losing!

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- No, you are!
- No, you are, times infinity!

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You know what? Your brother's crazy.

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We're not losers, right?

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So long, losers.

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Where are you going?

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It's Friday night.

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The gals and I are
going to an escape room.

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First room escaped!

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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What's going on here?

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Weird question, but, um...

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we're just as in love as your
brother and his wife, right?

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Oh, no.

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Chuy got in your head with his whole

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"I'm just trying to help you

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because I'm better than you, bro."

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But seriously, when was the last time

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you and I went out without the kids?

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Oh, what about that
restaurant with the red booths?

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You mean the hospital
cafeteria when Lulu was born?

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Oh, no.

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Is Chuy right?

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Oh, that would suck.

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Why don't we make out more?

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Because since we had kids,

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at least one of us has had
a sore throat at all times.

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Hey, I look at you,

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and I still see a big,
sexy hunk of beef.

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- Mm.
- Mm?

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Well, I look at you,

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and I still see a smaller,
yet equally sexy hunk of beef.

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Mm.

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Ahh.

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I have a very...

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sore throat.

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Oh.

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- Ohp!­
- Uh-oh.

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Oh, no.

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So do I.

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Kill the zombie!

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- Oh!
- Oh!

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- Okay. There you go.
- Go to bed!

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Daddy!

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Yeah, go to bed.

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- We are going to that concert.
- Okay.

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I need your help.

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Uh, the... the escape room was
a lot harder than I thought.

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Patty's stuck in the alchemist's study.

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Do you think they'll ever find Patty?

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Mom, I don't know.

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Bad news. I can't find a babysitter.

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Okay, well,
I can't just start cold-calling

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high school girls.

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Here's a crazy idea...

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What if the woman who raised you

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and lives in our house... for free...

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Babysits our kids?

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No. Absolutely not.

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We agreed my mom is not
allowed to watch the kids

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since Batterygate.

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Babe, how is it that
you don't trust your mom

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with our kids and she raised you?

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I don't trust my mom with
our kids because she raised me.

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You know, in all fairness,
"Batterygate" could have

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happened to either one
of us if we were home.

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Don't... Please don't do that.
Don't be fair to my mom.

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She's our only option.

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What if we strapped a GoPro
to Emily's head?

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You know how I feel about drop-ins.

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Um, Sandy, Bill and I were
gonna go to a concert tonight,

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and we were wondering if, perhaps,

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you could watch the kids?

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Is that what you want, Bill?

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I want whatever my wife wants.

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Here it is.

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I raised you...

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but you don't trust
me with your children.

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Okay, well, it's kind of hard
after Batterygate.

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Batterygate was a witch hunt!

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We left Emily alone
with you for one hour.

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When we came back,

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she was playing with an
empty pack of batteries.

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We thought she swallowed them.

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But she didn't swallow them, did she?

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Which we only learned
after a full-body CT scan.

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You were the one that left me alone

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in a house full of batteries.

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- The...
- Okay.

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Okay.

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Why don't we just put that behind us?

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- And, um, Sandy?
- Hmm?

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Do you think you could
watch the children tonight?

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I'll need to check my calendar.

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I think I can move a few things around,

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especially since Patty's gone.

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Great!

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It's settled, then.

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I'm actually thrilled

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that you're asking me to watch the kids.

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Finally, some alone time
with my little angels.

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Oh, see? This is gonna be great.

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- Sure.
- Okay.

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I'll read to them, we'll do crafts,

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and then maybe finally,

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someone will teach them the word "no."

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Th... Thank you. We appreciate it.

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Congrats. You got that dig in.

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What does she think
we're gonna do to her?

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- I...
- I mean...

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Wow!

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You look hot!

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Tops to botts.

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Hey, and check you out!

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Oh, yeah. My old Bill Joel concert tee.

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Lets people at the concert know
I've been to a concert before.

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Why are you guys dressed like that?

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Did you win a boat?

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Actually, we are going out on a date

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to prove to your Uncle Chuy that
we're just as good as he is.

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Yeah.

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You'll do this to Lulu someday.

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But who's gonna watch us?

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Heeeere's Granny!

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Hey, uh, do you think
this is a good idea?

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Oh, I totally trust your mom.

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And I took all the batteries.

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God, I love you.

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Does that say "help"?

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Looks like "pleh" to me.

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All right, let's go!

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Now, this is romance, huh?

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You and me, out on the town, no diapers.

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Speak for yourself.
I'm not gonna miss a song.

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I love being here with just you.

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Aww. So nice.

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Should we get some drinks?

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Nah. If I have a drink,
I'll fall asleep,

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'cause that's usually how I fall asleep.

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Right.

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So...

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how's work been?

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Oh. Good. Good. How's yours?

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- Fine.
- Yeah? Nice.

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Well, covered that.

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I kind of can't remember
what we used to talk about

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before we had kids.

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I think we ran out of stuff.
That's why we had the kids.

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I'm gonna text Mom,
make sure everything's okay.

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Bill!

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You are a screen addict, man.

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The only thing that should be turned on

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and touched right now is your wife!

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What?

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Rule number one... No
phones on date night.

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Oh, come on. There are rules?

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No, Bill, we're just winging it

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with the most important
relationship of our lives.

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He's just checking on our kids.

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Ohh! Rule number two...

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We don't talk about kids on date night.

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It's just not sexy.

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Alright, sorry,
we have a new babysitter,

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and I don't quite trust her yet.

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It's his mom.

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Bill, I am doing this for your own good.

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Get off your family plan
and save your family, man!

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Come on.

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Do you mind taking a picture of us?

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She gets hers?! What the hell?!

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Rule number three...
Rules don't apply to Brie.

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Okay. Got it.

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Would you mind taking one of us, too?

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Oh, why? So you can plaster it

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all over social media, you addict?

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Get help!

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And then Papa Bear thanked Goldilocks,

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and they all lived happily ever after.

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Did you like that story?

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I loved it, but that's not
how my parents tell it.

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Of course not.

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Your parents don't appreciate

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a confident blond woman
who comes into their home

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and points out all their mistakes.

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Okay, well...

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good night!

252
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But, Grandma, it's the weekend.

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Our bedtime is not
for another two hours.

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Two hours?

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Well... what are we going to do?

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You could let me play on your phone.

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Oh, Emily, I put that away

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so that we could have
some time together.

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You could...

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give me a horsie ride.

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Actually, I can't.

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You could give us some juice.

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Oh, Emily.

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Sugar before bed?

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You are going to learn the word "no."

266
00:12:04,013 --> 00:12:05,577
- But I...
- No.

267
00:12:05,783 --> 00:12:07,419
I know what "no" means.

268
00:12:07,444 --> 00:12:08,782
I just never thought I would hear

269
00:12:08,807 --> 00:12:10,396
my favorite grandma say it.

270
00:12:10,421 --> 00:12:12,886
Maybe Mom and Dad, but not...

271
00:12:12,911 --> 00:12:15,726
Granny Sanny.

272
00:12:16,283 --> 00:12:18,369
Look, sometimes grandmothers

273
00:12:18,394 --> 00:12:20,327
have to put their foot down...

274
00:12:23,056 --> 00:12:25,585
Oh, darn it! Okay, okay, okay!

275
00:12:25,852 --> 00:12:28,212
A juice box for you...

276
00:12:28,237 --> 00:12:30,999
a juice box for you...

277
00:12:31,024 --> 00:12:33,202
and a juice box for Granny.

278
00:12:35,010 --> 00:12:36,887
Why is yours so big, Grandma?

279
00:12:36,912 --> 00:12:38,858
Grandmas get very thirsty.

280
00:12:39,418 --> 00:12:41,171
Cheers.

281
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:56,718
I'm gonna need a map to
get out of your eyes.

282
00:12:57,432 --> 00:12:59,819
'Cause I am so lost in them.

283
00:13:01,331 --> 00:13:03,847
We are not looking
very romantic right now.

284
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:05,819
Give me a compliment.

285
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,611
This should not be taking so long.

286
00:13:12,407 --> 00:13:13,773
Wow.

287
00:13:13,798 --> 00:13:17,533
We are really rusty from
hanging out with the kids.

288
00:13:17,558 --> 00:13:19,412
Alright, see you guys soon.

289
00:13:19,437 --> 00:13:20,451
Oh!

290
00:13:20,476 --> 00:13:22,710
Well, Mr. Date Night feeling sleepy?

291
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,568
Can't keep up with us?

292
00:13:24,593 --> 00:13:25,569
What?

293
00:13:25,593 --> 00:13:26,826
No. No, no.

294
00:13:26,851 --> 00:13:28,373
Hey, can you watch
these for a few minutes

295
00:13:28,397 --> 00:13:30,936
while we go find a
quiet place to make love?

296
00:13:31,672 --> 00:13:33,020
What?!

297
00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:35,983
Chuy and I like to make
love without our jackets.

298
00:13:37,211 --> 00:13:38,506
Well, what about us?

299
00:13:38,531 --> 00:13:39,599
What do you mean?

300
00:13:39,624 --> 00:13:41,733
Yes, Bill, what do you mean?

301
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,610
Well...

302
00:13:43,635 --> 00:13:46,467
what if we would also like
to make love in this arena?

303
00:13:50,475 --> 00:13:53,664
Here's the plan...
You watch our jackets,

304
00:13:53,689 --> 00:13:56,481
and then we'll watch your jackets.

305
00:13:56,506 --> 00:13:58,756
Where is any of this happening?!

306
00:13:59,452 --> 00:14:02,271
We know a spot.
We'll tell you when we're done, okay?

307
00:14:06,402 --> 00:14:08,002
What are we gonna do when they get back?

308
00:14:08,027 --> 00:14:09,446
I don't know.

309
00:14:14,176 --> 00:14:16,884
Boy, your sister really
conked me with that block.

310
00:14:17,846 --> 00:14:20,212
She's very aggressive.

311
00:14:20,604 --> 00:14:23,972
I thought it would be easier
taking care of you two.

312
00:14:24,126 --> 00:14:26,329
Maybe your father was right.

313
00:14:26,588 --> 00:14:28,484
Maybe I can't do this anymore.

314
00:14:28,509 --> 00:14:31,445
Don't worry, Grandma.
You're doing a great job.

315
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,782
We just like to test limits.

316
00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:36,954
You get that from me.

317
00:14:37,245 --> 00:14:38,575
I love you, Grandma.

318
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,462
Oh! I love you, sweetie.

319
00:14:40,487 --> 00:14:41,487
Ooh.

320
00:14:43,172 --> 00:14:44,968
Oh, Lulu!

321
00:14:44,993 --> 00:14:48,288
Ooh, what happened to Grandma's wine?

322
00:14:48,313 --> 00:14:50,321
Oh, my God. Did you drink it?

323
00:14:50,648 --> 00:14:52,246
I dunno.

324
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,730
My mom hasn't texted me back.
It's been over an hour.

325
00:14:57,755 --> 00:14:59,655
I'm sure she's just busy.

326
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,489
This is a woman who checks
her texts every 10 seconds,

327
00:15:02,514 --> 00:15:04,597
even though she only has two contacts.

328
00:15:05,694 --> 00:15:07,594
Okay, let's not panic.

329
00:15:07,619 --> 00:15:09,769
Have you forgotten Batterygate?

330
00:15:10,139 --> 00:15:12,206
Best-case scenario...

331
00:15:12,322 --> 00:15:14,613
She died and the kids are eating her.

332
00:15:16,305 --> 00:15:19,350
Or nothing happened and
they're totally fine.

333
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:21,308
Okay. Alright. You're right.

334
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,166
Probably just being crazy.

335
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:28,191
But what if you aren't?

336
00:15:30,285 --> 00:15:31,985
Look, if you want to go, we can go.

337
00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:33,564
Well, I'm having a great time,

338
00:15:33,589 --> 00:15:35,833
but you're worried, so forget about me.

339
00:15:35,858 --> 00:15:36,858
Let's go.

340
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:39,370
Okay, so... so, you want to go?

341
00:15:39,535 --> 00:15:41,795
Well, I only want to go
if you want to go.

342
00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:46,146
Babe, I am so excited to make
love in this arena, okay?

343
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:48,512
So, I'll only go if you want to go.

344
00:15:48,537 --> 00:15:50,235
Just tell me if you want to go or not.

345
00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:52,127
No. You tell me if you want to go,

346
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,919
and then I'll tell you if I agree.

347
00:15:54,794 --> 00:15:56,353
Okay.

348
00:15:56,378 --> 00:15:59,255
Why don't we both just say
what we want to do on three?

349
00:15:59,482 --> 00:16:00,947
One, two, three.

350
00:16:00,972 --> 00:16:02,539
- I want to...
- I want to...

351
00:16:06,155 --> 00:16:08,134
I think everyone's dead.
I'm freaking out. We gotta go.

352
00:16:08,158 --> 00:16:09,381
Thank God.

353
00:16:09,406 --> 00:16:11,888
Hey, guys, it's your turn.
Take your jackets off.

354
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,622
We're gonna go. Bill wants to go.

355
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,807
Rule number four...

356
00:16:16,832 --> 00:16:19,309
Whoever leaves date night loses.

357
00:16:19,334 --> 00:16:20,560
You lose!

358
00:16:21,269 --> 00:16:23,847
Chuy, we don't care
about your stupid rules

359
00:16:23,872 --> 00:16:24,905
or your date night, okay?

360
00:16:24,930 --> 00:16:26,428
We just want to make
sure our kids are okay.

361
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:28,919
Okay. Bye-bye, romance.

362
00:16:37,019 --> 00:16:38,618
There. You happy?

363
00:16:38,643 --> 00:16:40,431
Now we both have strep!

364
00:16:46,449 --> 00:16:48,893
That was stupid to rush home.
Everyone's still alive.

365
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,910
Hey. The kids are okay. Let's just...

366
00:16:53,935 --> 00:16:56,634
at least take a few minutes
out here by ourselves.

367
00:16:56,659 --> 00:16:58,065
Okay.

368
00:17:00,254 --> 00:17:02,997
I'm sorry. I don't know why
I got so paranoid.

369
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,494
Because parenting is hard, babe.

370
00:17:05,519 --> 00:17:06,604
And we're exhausted.

371
00:17:06,629 --> 00:17:09,463
I mean, Lulu wakes up
every night at 3:00 a.m.

372
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,539
Yeah, she's like a little Mark Wahlberg.

373
00:17:14,287 --> 00:17:15,553
You know what?

374
00:17:15,578 --> 00:17:17,440
I don't even want to
be like Chuy and Brie.

375
00:17:17,465 --> 00:17:19,924
They're all sloppy and gross in public.

376
00:17:19,949 --> 00:17:20,949
Yeah.

377
00:17:20,984 --> 00:17:23,566
She had a hot dog bun stuck to her back.

378
00:17:27,868 --> 00:17:30,235
This was always my
favorite part of our dates.

379
00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:31,603
Hmm?

380
00:17:31,628 --> 00:17:33,533
Wondering if you'd let me in your place.

381
00:17:33,558 --> 00:17:36,629
I'd always pretend like maybe
I wasn't gonna let you in.

382
00:17:36,654 --> 00:17:38,293
That was fun.

383
00:17:41,215 --> 00:17:42,681
You know, I don't know
how you manage to be

384
00:17:42,705 --> 00:17:44,791
such an amazing mom and...

385
00:17:44,816 --> 00:17:46,767
still be so damn sexy.

386
00:17:47,798 --> 00:17:50,047
Now, that is a compliment.

387
00:17:50,072 --> 00:17:51,283
- Oh, it is?
- Oh, yeah.

388
00:17:51,308 --> 00:17:52,707
Phew!

389
00:17:54,887 --> 00:17:56,213
You know,

390
00:17:56,238 --> 00:17:57,907
I know it's hard to get out right now,

391
00:17:57,932 --> 00:18:00,465
but we should at least
come out here every night,

392
00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:01,852
after everyone's asleep, you know?

393
00:18:01,877 --> 00:18:04,811
We could call it our
"sneaky porch time."

394
00:18:04,836 --> 00:18:06,035
Hey.

395
00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:09,339
We both know that's not gonna happen.

396
00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:10,430
Yeah.

397
00:18:11,278 --> 00:18:13,147
Hey. How'd it go?

398
00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:14,571
Great!

399
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,533
Great.

400
00:18:20,086 --> 00:18:22,758
- There was one thing, though...
- Okay, get your dig in.

401
00:18:22,783 --> 00:18:24,155
No, no, it's...

402
00:18:24,180 --> 00:18:26,257
It was a simple mix-up.

403
00:18:26,282 --> 00:18:29,483
I-I was talking to Emily,
and Lulu took off

404
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,362
with my glass of wine.

405
00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:33,131
Lulu got drunk?!

406
00:18:33,156 --> 00:18:34,586
Uh... No! No.

407
00:18:34,611 --> 00:18:36,603
She poured most of it in the fish tank.

408
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:40,153
Okay, so, Spaghetti Horse got drunk?

409
00:18:40,338 --> 00:18:42,221
Spaghetti Horse got dead.

410
00:18:43,009 --> 00:18:44,042
Aww.

411
00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:45,899
Okay, well, you know, that's not great,

412
00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:48,172
but, uh... could've been way worse.

413
00:18:48,197 --> 00:18:49,886
It definitely could be worse.

414
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,392
'Cause it did get worse.

415
00:18:54,277 --> 00:18:58,330
Okay. How bad on a scale
from zero to Batterygate?

416
00:18:59,924 --> 00:19:03,551
The passing of Spaghetti Horse,
uh, forced me to explain

417
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,396
the concept of death to Emily,

418
00:19:05,421 --> 00:19:09,446
who then had a lot of questions
about how life begins.

419
00:19:09,471 --> 00:19:12,827
So I was forced to accidentally

420
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,994
give your children the "sex talk."

421
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:16,744
- What?!
- Well...

422
00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:20,196
I tried to switch the subject
to Christmas gifts,

423
00:19:20,221 --> 00:19:22,946
but Em... Emily asked if Santa was real.

424
00:19:22,971 --> 00:19:25,510
Well, boy, I biffed that one!

425
00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:30,852
Mom, we were only gone three hours.

426
00:19:30,877 --> 00:19:32,156
I know! I'm sorry!

427
00:19:32,181 --> 00:19:35,193
I-I-I-I-I ruined everything.

428
00:19:35,218 --> 00:19:37,117
You can read me the riot act.

429
00:19:37,142 --> 00:19:38,908
Go ahead. I deserve it.

430
00:19:42,158 --> 00:19:45,057
Well... parenting's really hard, Mom.

431
00:19:46,673 --> 00:19:48,486
I'm sure you did the best you could.

432
00:19:48,942 --> 00:19:50,509
Well...

433
00:19:50,767 --> 00:19:53,564
I-I must not be bad, because...

434
00:19:53,803 --> 00:19:56,330
y-you turned out so kind.

435
00:19:59,842 --> 00:20:01,541
Thanks.

436
00:20:24,707 --> 00:20:26,424
- Okay. That's good.
- That's good.

437
00:20:30,502 --> 00:20:32,799
This was a great night.

438
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,041
- Patty!
- Aah!

439
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,176
Three days.

440
00:20:44,205 --> 00:20:47,172
Three days,
I was trapped in that escape room,

441
00:20:47,197 --> 00:20:49,707
waiting for you to rescue me!

442
00:20:50,122 --> 00:20:52,332
I will never forgive you!

443
00:20:54,031 --> 00:20:55,645
You want a glass of wine?

444
00:20:55,670 --> 00:20:57,036
Okay.

445
00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:02,994
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