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What's happening?

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Well, either my brother's here

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to pick up the daughter we
accidentally brainwashed,

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or your mother's here with
her weird new boyfriend,

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or someone's stealing our car.

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Don't bother making me
breakfast. I'm not coming in.

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Chuy, I'm sorry.

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I was just trying to help Marta.

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I never meant for her to run away.

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Aw, there's no need to apologize.

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You've just undone 15 years of parenting

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and destroyed our whole family.

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All I said is she's old enough

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to start thinking for herself.

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You are no longer welcome

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to buy Herbalife supplements from me.

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Hello, Chuy. Brie.

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M'lady.

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Oh, this isn't a pick-up.
It's a drop-off.

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Marta's yours now.

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What?

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Marta, you think
you know better than us?

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Yes, I do.

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Then I'm gonna send you into the world

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the same way my parents sent me.

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This is a bag of undies.

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I-I think we're all
overreacting here, huh?

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Maybe we should talk about this.

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Your words have done enough damage.

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Well, they were kinda Jo's words,
but okay.

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I have nothing to say to my parents.

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I'm done living by your rules.

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Yeah, well, at least we have rules!

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Hey, we have rules.

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Sandy!

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Sandyyyyy!

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How are we now in
"Streetcar Named Desire"?

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Get a load of me, gals.

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Dave bought me chaps.

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I'm his old lady now!

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Brie, set the GPS to church.

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Hey, Bill, you're really in it, huh?

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Yes, Dave.

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- Yes, we're, uh, "in it."
- Yeah.

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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I dropped Marta off at her
6:00 a.m. swim practice.

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Hey, uh, just checking.
Is this my life now?

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Just till she goes to college.

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Do we have to pay for that?

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Mommy, why does Marta live here now?

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Because her and Tío Chuy

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are kind of having
a bit of a tough time.

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Why?

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Because sometimes people who
love each other disagree.

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Why?

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Because we kinda took a
huge swing and whiffed.

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Why?

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Because we don't know what we're doing.

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Why?

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Someone please end this.

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Why?

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Don't mind us, folks.

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We're just swinging by

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so Dave can whiz, blaze,

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and prime his insulin pump.

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Is this our room?

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No, Dave. This is the kitchen.

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Dave's gonna stay with us for a while.

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Uh, Dave's gonna l-li... live here?

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Why?

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Yeah, why?

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Because of you, Bill,

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we have rekindled a love

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that we thought was lost forever.

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Way to go, Bill.

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See, the last time we split up,

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I went off to Vietnam.

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Oh, wow. Sorry, Dave.

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I-I-I didn't know you served.

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Oh, no, no. No stolen valor here.

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No, no, I-I went to Vietnam
to avoid the draft.

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You think about it.

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Where's the last place they'd look, huh?

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Okay, see ya later.

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We have to buy some
mice for Dave's snake.

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Mm.

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Okay, wait. Uh, Mom, hold on a second.

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We need to talk about Dave living here.

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Oh, sure, Bill, you...

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You got a man cave
where we can chop it up?

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Look, man, I'm gonna...
Gonna get right to it.

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Um, nicotine patch?

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- I'm good, thanks.
- Okay.

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Ahhh.

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Leaving your mother was the
dumbest thing I ever did.

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I find that hard to believe.

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Yeah, but it seems like

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the universe wants us to be together.

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I actually had an ayahuasca trip

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in which she gave birth to me.

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Okay, well, that does not mean

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that you need to move in after two days.

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Aw, man, come on.
Who's counting the days?

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It's fate. I mean, you called me
to fix a busted sprinkler.

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Instead, you fixed me.

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You... You charged me for an estimate.

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Son, I'd like to ask your blessing

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to propose to Mom.

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N-No. What? No, no, no, no. No. No way.

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Lookit, Junior,
I never do what I'm told.

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I mean, I came out of
my mama holding a bass,

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and I've been jamming ever since.

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Look, you're the one who "played God"

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and arranged for your
mom and Dave to meet.

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You started it.

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Okay, well, now I want to stop it.

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He's not good enough for her.

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Sure, but maybe he is good for her.

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I mean, I haven't seen her this happy

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since Joy Behar got a new haircut.

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Okay, this is your stop.

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I would appreciate a five-star rating.

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Hey, uh, you gonna talk
to Chuy about Marta?

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Oh, I doubt that'll come up.

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- Ugh. Today's gonna suck.
- Mm-hmm.

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But we're doing a good
thing taking in Marta, right?

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Hey, um, can I be honest
and constructive real quick?

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I should go in.

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No, no, no. Babe, babe, babe, wait.

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Just... Just hear me out, okay? Look.

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We don't actually know anything

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about raising a teenager, right?

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Skip to the constructive part.

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Okay, maybe Chuy doesn't
know what he's doing,

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but we also don't know what we're doing.

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So what if you just give Chuy
the benefit of the doubt?

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Maybe you should give your
mom the benefit of the doubt.

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No, don't take the thing that
I just said you need to do

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and then say that I need to do it.

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But you do need to do it.

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Yeah, which you only noticed

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because I told you
that you need to do it.

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Oh, so you're admitting
you need to do it?

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W... No, we're only talking
about me needing to do it

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because you needed to do it first!

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- I love you. Ha.
- Love you, too.

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Okay, good luck with your new dad.

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Thanks!

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Enjoy your day with the guy
whose daughter you stole!

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We can't keep ignoring
each other forever.

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Maybe you can't.

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Incidentally,
all of our brothers are on my side.

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Yeah, saw the Twitter poll.

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"Incidentally,"
how long are you planning

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on leaving your kid with me?

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I don't know.

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You know, I have three kids.
Marta only has one dad.

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Sounds like she should be coming to me.

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Hey, I heard you gave
Marta some terrible advice

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and messed up her life.

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Who said that?

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Chuy said we can't say.

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Get the hell out of here, you bozos.

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Okay.

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We gotta go meet the new clients anyway.

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Why are they meeting clients?

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Because I don't trust you to do it.

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You'll steal their children.

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Chuy, come on.

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A doughnut?

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Great discipline.

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Hey, is Marta even getting
any greens at your house?

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For someone who doesn't seem to

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care about his daughter very much,

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you sure do care about your daughter.

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You should talk to her.

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Why? Is she being a problem?

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You know, Marta told me

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you haven't once asked
her what she wants to do.

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She's 15.

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I don't ask her what to do.
I tell her what to do.

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Why? Chuy, she's a dream.

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Yeah, she's a dream because
I'm hard on her.

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You always criticize my parenting,

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but you know I'm right about this.

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Nope. Wrong again.

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How do you do it?

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Okay, Chuy, just remember,

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this is exactly how Dad
dealt with me when...

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when I was Marta's age,

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and now we barely talk.

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I mean, is that what you want?

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Maybe Dad barely talks to you

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- because of how you turned out.
- You know what?

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Maybe it is better that
your daughter lives with me!

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Good! Take my daughter!
I'm done with her!

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Good riddance!

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Uh, as you can see,
we're a family business.

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Do you need help with dinner?

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Nope. This is it.

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We usually just eat whatever
the kids don't finish.

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But...

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I could fix you

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some peanut butter crackers
and space ice cream.

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Sorry, we're not used to
having a real person here.

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I'll go shopping tomorrow.

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That's okay. This is fun.
It's like indoor camping.

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"Indoor camping."

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That's actually a nice
way to describe our life.

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Yep, would explain all the bug bites.

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I had the best time with Dave.

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We spent all day at the docks.

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What docks? We're in Denver.

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I guess I don't really know where I was.

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Okay, uh, listen, Mom,

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I don't mean to harsh your buzz,

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but don't you think you and
Dave are moving a little fast?

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I know. Isn't it great?

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Is it?

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Bill, when your dad left,

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I-I was so focused
on being a single mom,

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I never had time for love.

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No, I know. I know.

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I-I-I just don't want to
spend the rest of my life

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staring at you while you
ignore my helpful suggestions.

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I want to go out and live.

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Well, you know, I guess
I'm, uh, happy for you.

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Space ice cream?

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No, I'm not staying.

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Dave and I just popped
in for a quick co-shower.

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Mom! My God, the kids. Would you...

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Oh, no, no, no.
It's... It's... It's purely for safety.

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Humidity gives Dave flashbacks.

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To his vacation?

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Oh, I've got to go.

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Dave has something
extra special planned.

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I've got goose pimples.

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Are you okay, Uncle Bill?

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Hmm? Oh, yeah. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. I'm fine.

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No, uh, you know,
my mom might legally bind herself

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to a 71-year-old with a chain wallet,

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but I'm great.

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- Hey, why are you standing here?
- Hm?

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Oh, there's now one
bathroom for six people.

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Sorry that took so long.

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I think Sandy and
Dave clogged the drain.

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We're moving. Let's move.

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So, if it's okay, I'm going out.

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Have fun.

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Uh, where are you going?

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Don't tell him, Marta.

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Bill, this isn't Chuy's house.

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We trust people here,
and we give them freedom.

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Okay, well, we trust you, Marta,

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but, uh, a-any idea when you'll be back?

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9:00?

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Great. We will see you then.

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So I can just... walk out now?

259
00:11:18,276 --> 00:11:20,551
Yeah. Have a great time.

260
00:11:20,576 --> 00:11:22,062
Or a bad time.

261
00:11:22,087 --> 00:11:23,681
Your choice.

262
00:11:25,321 --> 00:11:27,137
Wow. Thanks, Tía.

263
00:11:27,162 --> 00:11:28,399
- Mm-hmm.
- See ya later.

264
00:11:31,450 --> 00:11:33,194
Are you sure that's
how you parent a teen?

265
00:11:33,219 --> 00:11:36,841
Don't wait up!
Dave's taking me skydiving!

266
00:11:38,244 --> 00:11:41,277
Uh, are you sure this is
how you parent a parent?

267
00:11:41,302 --> 00:11:43,002
Mom, Dave!

268
00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:45,598
Okay, hey, this has gone far enough.

269
00:11:45,623 --> 00:11:47,957
Oh, hey, listen,
if this is about the shower,

270
00:11:47,982 --> 00:11:50,028
Marta clogged the drain.

271
00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:52,575
No, forget the shower.

272
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:53,923
You're going skydiving?

273
00:11:53,948 --> 00:11:55,591
- Yeah.
- At night?

274
00:11:57,366 --> 00:11:58,950
Just cool your jets, Billy.

275
00:11:58,975 --> 00:12:00,708
It's indoor skydiving.

276
00:12:00,733 --> 00:12:02,399
At the mall.

277
00:12:02,424 --> 00:12:06,145
And we signed a really
long waiver about safety,

278
00:12:06,170 --> 00:12:07,582
so you don't have to
worry about a thing.

279
00:12:07,606 --> 00:12:09,841
Yeah, I'm gonna take real
good care of your mama.

280
00:12:09,866 --> 00:12:11,432
Uh, no. No... No, you're not.

281
00:12:11,457 --> 00:12:12,522
Wait, Mom.

282
00:12:12,547 --> 00:12:14,051
What is it, Bill?

283
00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:21,161
You know what?
Just, uh, bring a sweater.

284
00:12:21,186 --> 00:12:23,067
- The mall can get really cold.
- Oh. Thanks.

285
00:12:23,092 --> 00:12:26,401
Oh, thanks for the dumb advice, Grandpa.

286
00:12:34,573 --> 00:12:37,249
Kids are down,
and it only took two hours.

287
00:12:39,103 --> 00:12:40,624
Hey, I haven't heard from my mom yet.

288
00:12:40,649 --> 00:12:41,814
Have you?

289
00:12:41,839 --> 00:12:43,772
Bill, in our entire relationship,

290
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,421
your mother has texted me once...

291
00:12:45,446 --> 00:12:46,811
By accident.

292
00:12:47,444 --> 00:12:49,577
It said, "I vote for Clay Aiken."

293
00:12:52,235 --> 00:12:53,756
Okay, so, what's wrong with you?

294
00:12:54,202 --> 00:12:55,481
Look, your mom is 71.

295
00:12:55,506 --> 00:12:56,506
She's fine.

296
00:12:56,531 --> 00:12:57,696
Marta's 15.

297
00:12:57,721 --> 00:12:59,671
She is now over an hour late.

298
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,772
Ah, okay. I see we've pivoted on Marta.

299
00:13:04,359 --> 00:13:05,561
I've just...

300
00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:06,798
You know, I've just been thinking about

301
00:13:06,822 --> 00:13:08,475
what I was like when I was 15.

302
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:11,116
I mean, Bill,
if Marta is anything like me,

303
00:13:11,141 --> 00:13:12,288
she could be anywhere.

304
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:15,327
And it could be... bad.

305
00:13:17,562 --> 00:13:19,124
Did you try calling her?

306
00:13:19,149 --> 00:13:21,416
No, Chuy won't let her
have a damn phone.

307
00:13:21,441 --> 00:13:24,577
I'm up, and I'm never going to bed!

308
00:13:25,956 --> 00:13:29,124
Oh, God. I lost Chuy's kid.

309
00:13:30,391 --> 00:13:31,546
And here she is.

310
00:13:31,571 --> 00:13:33,272
You know, I was never actually worried.

311
00:13:33,297 --> 00:13:34,655
Oh, sure, yeah.

312
00:13:35,493 --> 00:13:36,999
We've come for our daughter.

313
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:38,350
Mom lost her.

314
00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:39,850
What?!

315
00:13:41,897 --> 00:13:45,025
S-S-So, how's everything else?

316
00:13:48,796 --> 00:13:50,858
We trusted you with our child.

317
00:13:51,251 --> 00:13:52,343
No, you didn't.

318
00:13:52,368 --> 00:13:53,500
And why should we?

319
00:13:53,525 --> 00:13:55,246
You've been irresponsible
your whole life.

320
00:13:55,271 --> 00:13:57,335
I'm irresponsible?

321
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,561
I tried to get you to talk to Marta,

322
00:13:59,586 --> 00:14:01,152
but you abandoned her.

323
00:14:01,177 --> 00:14:03,577
I only abandoned her to
make her prove she loves me.

324
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,056
Okay, everybody relax.

325
00:14:06,081 --> 00:14:08,224
Look, where is Marta
usually on Thursday night?

326
00:14:08,249 --> 00:14:10,600
Helping me wrap things for eBay.

327
00:14:11,631 --> 00:14:13,397
I know where Marta went.

328
00:14:13,422 --> 00:14:14,541
Oh, thank God.

329
00:14:14,566 --> 00:14:15,566
Where, honey?

330
00:14:15,591 --> 00:14:18,325
I'll tell you if you give me a doughnut.

331
00:14:18,350 --> 00:14:19,637
Oh, wow.

332
00:14:19,662 --> 00:14:21,302
Imagine if Jesus
only did the right thing

333
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:22,686
when he got a doughnut.

334
00:14:23,927 --> 00:14:28,673
She said she was going to
some older guy's place.

335
00:14:32,844 --> 00:14:35,619
Wow. This is really high.

336
00:14:35,644 --> 00:14:36,743
It's 30 feet.

337
00:14:36,768 --> 00:14:38,251
- Oh.
- Ooh.

338
00:14:39,423 --> 00:14:40,758
Okay, so, in a minute,

339
00:14:40,783 --> 00:14:42,803
we'll switch on a
high-powered jet of air.

340
00:14:42,828 --> 00:14:43,994
You'll jump into the tube

341
00:14:44,019 --> 00:14:46,420
and experience the majesty of flight.

342
00:14:46,618 --> 00:14:48,947
There's my Chico's!

343
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:51,384
- It looks so small.
- Yeah.

344
00:14:52,511 --> 00:14:53,511
- Dave.
- Hmm?

345
00:14:53,536 --> 00:14:56,486
Uh, I do... I-I-I don't
think I can do this.

346
00:14:56,511 --> 00:14:58,042
I'm scared. I need a minute to think.

347
00:14:58,067 --> 00:15:00,901
Okay. Okay. Listen, um,
can you just give us a moment?

348
00:15:04,368 --> 00:15:06,322
Sand 'o' My Heart,

349
00:15:06,347 --> 00:15:09,392
if I've learned anything
in these last two days...

350
00:15:09,603 --> 00:15:10,744
Hang on...

351
00:15:14,226 --> 00:15:15,823
it's not to think at all.

352
00:15:16,937 --> 00:15:19,771
And that's why I'm asking you

353
00:15:19,796 --> 00:15:21,826
if you'll marry me again.

354
00:15:22,482 --> 00:15:25,746
Uh, I-I can't do this. I...

355
00:15:25,771 --> 00:15:27,926
Well, marriage or skydiving?

356
00:15:27,951 --> 00:15:29,208
Well, uh, either.

357
00:15:29,233 --> 00:15:30,599
Oh. Well, either?

358
00:15:30,624 --> 00:15:32,254
So, you could do one?

359
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,800
No, no, no.

360
00:15:33,825 --> 00:15:35,112
I-I mean both.

361
00:15:35,137 --> 00:15:40,582
Uh, oh, Dave,
I have had a wonderful time,

362
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,247
but this is so fast.

363
00:15:42,272 --> 00:15:43,654
- It...
- Oh.

364
00:15:43,679 --> 00:15:45,812
Well, I love you, babe,

365
00:15:45,837 --> 00:15:48,349
with my entire pig-valve heart.

366
00:15:50,122 --> 00:15:52,896
And for me, it ain't fast enough.

367
00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:55,854
I hope I see you in the tube.

368
00:15:55,879 --> 00:15:56,879
Come on!

369
00:15:56,904 --> 00:15:58,525
- Nooooooooo!
- Aaaah!

370
00:15:58,901 --> 00:16:00,294
We haven't turned on the jet!

371
00:16:07,990 --> 00:16:10,314
Just 24 hours in this house

372
00:16:10,339 --> 00:16:12,116
has completely corrupted our kid.

373
00:16:12,141 --> 00:16:13,974
Yeah, your kid.

374
00:16:13,999 --> 00:16:16,954
Who you dumped here because
you're too emotionally stunted

375
00:16:16,979 --> 00:16:18,948
to deal with the fact
that she's growing up.

376
00:16:18,973 --> 00:16:20,722
I'm emotionally stunted?

377
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,472
How many jean jackets do you own?

378
00:16:25,076 --> 00:16:28,099
Okay, first of all, how dare you?

379
00:16:28,499 --> 00:16:30,534
Marta, my baby!

380
00:16:30,559 --> 00:16:33,004
Oh, thank goodness you're alive.

381
00:16:33,029 --> 00:16:35,787
You smell like this house.

382
00:16:36,974 --> 00:16:38,475
Hey, Mom. Hi, Dad.

383
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,544
Where's this older guy?
I'm gonna kill him.

384
00:16:40,646 --> 00:16:42,169
What? I wasn't with a guy.

385
00:16:42,194 --> 00:16:43,394
I was with the glee club.

386
00:16:43,607 --> 00:16:46,521
Glee club? You can sing?

387
00:16:46,546 --> 00:16:47,678
Oh.

388
00:16:47,703 --> 00:16:49,700
I didn't know you were
interested in show business.

389
00:16:49,724 --> 00:16:52,496
You've never once asked
me what I'm interested in.

390
00:16:52,521 --> 00:16:53,951
You just tell me what to do.

391
00:16:53,976 --> 00:16:55,826
Sorry I don't want you to get murdered.

392
00:16:56,957 --> 00:16:59,830
So, why did Emily say
you were with an older guy?

393
00:16:59,855 --> 00:17:02,669
Maybe because I told her we were
performing at a nursing home?

394
00:17:04,693 --> 00:17:06,370
Glee club volunteers there every month,

395
00:17:06,395 --> 00:17:07,994
but I knew you'd never let me go.

396
00:17:08,019 --> 00:17:10,888
Well, you know,
nursing homes have a lot of diseases.

397
00:17:12,444 --> 00:17:14,404
Otherwise, they'd just be homes.

398
00:17:15,615 --> 00:17:16,837
So, while we were panicking,

399
00:17:16,862 --> 00:17:18,615
she was doing jazz hands.

400
00:17:19,285 --> 00:17:20,832
Why were you panicking?

401
00:17:20,857 --> 00:17:24,021
Because I started to see
your parents' point of view.

402
00:17:24,046 --> 00:17:25,912
And we don't have a teenager.

403
00:17:26,068 --> 00:17:27,726
Uh, actually,
I should get credit for that.

404
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:29,263
I said that to her this morning.

405
00:17:29,985 --> 00:17:32,308
It was really scary not
knowing where you were.

406
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,521
But I should have trusted you.

407
00:17:34,707 --> 00:17:36,904
We all should have trusted you.

408
00:17:37,797 --> 00:17:39,564
I'm sorry.

409
00:17:39,906 --> 00:17:41,939
Marta, I'm about to say

410
00:17:41,964 --> 00:17:44,231
the hardest thing that I have ever said.

411
00:17:44,372 --> 00:17:46,433
If you come home,

412
00:17:46,591 --> 00:17:48,732
we can talk about glee club.

413
00:17:50,301 --> 00:17:52,449
I missed you guys so much.

414
00:17:54,276 --> 00:17:56,353
I haven't had a real dinner in two days,

415
00:17:56,378 --> 00:17:58,556
their shower doesn't drain,
and I'm covered in bug bites.

416
00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:01,783
Oh, I missed you, too.

417
00:18:01,808 --> 00:18:04,269
No! I don't want her to go!

418
00:18:04,294 --> 00:18:05,472
Aw. Come on, Em.

419
00:18:05,497 --> 00:18:07,537
Come help me pack,
and I'll teach you "Big Spender."

420
00:18:10,739 --> 00:18:12,405
Marta's a great kid.

421
00:18:12,561 --> 00:18:14,066
I know.

422
00:18:14,695 --> 00:18:16,402
So...

423
00:18:17,203 --> 00:18:18,642
you were right.

424
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:19,943
I was wrong.

425
00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:21,916
Sorry.

426
00:18:21,941 --> 00:18:23,269
Huh?

427
00:18:23,751 --> 00:18:25,716
15-year-olds are terrifying.

428
00:18:25,741 --> 00:18:27,721
I get why you're so protective now.

429
00:18:27,746 --> 00:18:31,845
Jo, I've been protecting her
from singing to old people.

430
00:18:34,084 --> 00:18:36,059
You were right. I was wrong.

431
00:18:36,084 --> 00:18:38,952
No, no, look,
it's hard to let go of your baby,

432
00:18:38,977 --> 00:18:41,111
even when you trust them.

433
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,322
You were right.

434
00:18:42,534 --> 00:18:45,936
Mm, trust means you should let go.

435
00:18:46,978 --> 00:18:48,425
You were right.

436
00:18:49,731 --> 00:18:52,588
Dude, your whole life,
you've wanted to be right.

437
00:18:52,613 --> 00:18:53,955
Just be right.

438
00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:56,927
And the one time you finally
tell me I'm right, you're wrong.

439
00:18:56,952 --> 00:18:58,385
Right, I'm wrong.

440
00:18:58,410 --> 00:19:00,317
Wrong. You're right. I'm wrong.

441
00:19:00,342 --> 00:19:02,042
Maybe we're both right.

442
00:19:02,221 --> 00:19:05,222
Jo, that is literally impossible.

443
00:19:07,669 --> 00:19:09,924
Thank you so much for everything,
Tía Jo.

444
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,566
Of course.

445
00:19:12,087 --> 00:19:14,821
And, hey, I know I probably
shouldn't say this again,

446
00:19:14,846 --> 00:19:17,939
but we're here if you ever need us.

447
00:19:17,964 --> 00:19:20,464
But, like, you know,
don't take us up on that, obviously.

448
00:19:21,063 --> 00:19:22,332
- Night, guys.
- Bye.

449
00:19:22,357 --> 00:19:23,690
- Bye.
- Bye.

450
00:19:27,103 --> 00:19:30,003
Well, the problem we created is solved.

451
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,471
Alright, young lady.

452
00:19:32,496 --> 00:19:33,855
You are going to bed.

453
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,680
Never!

454
00:19:36,011 --> 00:19:38,678
Aah! Aah!

455
00:19:42,645 --> 00:19:45,280
Okay, wait a minute. He lived?

456
00:19:45,305 --> 00:19:48,573
Yes, but he is in agony
over the breakup.

457
00:19:48,764 --> 00:19:50,025
Of his skeleton?

458
00:19:51,421 --> 00:19:54,100
No, Bill, with me.

459
00:19:54,457 --> 00:19:58,738
My reunion with Dave was like
a piece of Italian cinema...

460
00:19:59,553 --> 00:20:03,871
Erotically supercharged,
but really hard to follow.

461
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:06,378
But it made me realize

462
00:20:06,403 --> 00:20:09,816
that I don't want to
repeat my past mistakes.

463
00:20:09,946 --> 00:20:11,679
I want to make new ones.

464
00:20:11,992 --> 00:20:13,818
That's great, Mom.

465
00:20:13,843 --> 00:20:15,154
Besides, I don't want to tell you

466
00:20:15,178 --> 00:20:17,582
what that motorcycle did to my thighs.

467
00:20:17,948 --> 00:20:21,230
Okay, well, why did you
just kind of tell me, then?

468
00:20:21,255 --> 00:20:23,662
Well, now that the cat's
out of the bag...

469
00:20:23,687 --> 00:20:25,297
Chafed to oblivion!

470
00:20:25,322 --> 00:20:26,511
Ohh.

471
00:20:27,378 --> 00:20:29,023
Well, good night, honey.

472
00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:45,652
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