[siren wailing]
[tires screeching]
[siren wailing]
[tires screeching]
[Gabby Tocamera] Hold on to your hats. It's gonna be a windy day in the city.
My defining characteristic!
Thankfully enviably mustachioed action adventure superstar
Matt Finish will be live in studio to rescue us.
[all cheering]
All right! All right! Settle down.
What a pleasure for you all to see me today!
-My mustache thanks you! -[all cheering]
Let's get this over with!
[gasps]
[man #1] What a mustache!
[cheering]
Okay, well unfortunately for you,
I must move on, though I've conferred with my mustache
and I have time for one quick feat of strength!
What a mustache! Ah!
Uh-huh, Lookin' good!
[grunting]
[cheering and applause]
[grunting continues]
Huh?
Where do you and your non-enviously
mustachioed face think you're going?
You really think you can compete with this?
[tango music playing]
[people cheering]
Aw, that's so sweet
[people cheering]
-[panting] -[thumps]
Of all the luck! Some of us are trying to break the law, here!
Uh, thanks?
You're a real pal!
[slurping]
No getaway car, Hacksaw?
I like your moxie!
The easy way is rarely the best way!
[siren wailing]
[somber music]
[romantic music]
[romantic music continues]
[horn blaring]
♪ I'm feelin' like I own the whole place ♪
♪ Since I put a mustache On my face ♪
♪ I hear 'em say hey hey ♪
♪ I'm a Mustache man I'm a Mustache man ♪
♪ I'm a Mustache man M-M-M-Mustache Man ♪
[action music]
[gasps]
No roving facial hair on my baked goods!
[yells, groans]
Not to worry! [chuckles]
Okay. Worry! Worry! Worry!
[tense music]
[creaking]
Woah!
[Duke] Huh?
[thuds]
Oh, hey, Buster.
[sighs]
The world is cruel and indifferent!
Don't read into it, Maddy.
[grunting]
[Duke] Neither the easy way or the best way.
Well played, Hacksaw.
[elevator bell dings]
[bell dings]
[buttons clicking]
[bell dings]
[thuds]
[tense music]
[pops]
-[thuds] -[Hacksaw grunts]
Of all the luck.
Some of us are trying to scale a building, here!
[grunting]
[screaming] Of all the luck!
Oh, boy
Ah-ha!
[screaming]
[Duke] Hacksaw! Wait!
You can't have a chase by yourself!
[grunting]
[action music]
Yes You're welcome! How generous of me.
This is a day to remember... for you!
[slurp] Huh!
[all laugh]
Uh, Chief, what was--
No time! A fellow firefighter is in trouble! Let's roll!
[sirens wailing]
[action music]
[action music continues]
[thuds]
Huh!
-[siren wailing] -[tires screeching]
-[thumps] -[grunts]
[siren wailing]
[chainsaws revving]
[man #2] Sorry my bad!
In other news,
everyone is talking about fireman, Buster Lloyd,
who continues his city-wide chase to catch a stray mustache.
Exciting stuff, wouldn't you say, Craig?
[Gabby] Craig!
[siren wailing]
[grunting and panting]
[Dispatch] There's a fire at the bank or... whatever.
Sorry Buster. All units to the bank!
Huh?
Put the pedal to the metal, Harl.
I smell help being needed!
Don't worry, Buster!
I got a plan that should almost, sorta work!
Let me know if you figure out any way to land it!
[action music]
[whirring]
Hmm, that's odd.
[grunting]
[siren wailing]
Look!
[tense music]
[whirring]
[all cheering]
[laughs]
-[thuds] -[all cheering]
Thank you, Matt, but I only have eyes for Buster.
[Matt] Huh?
I like you just the way you are.
Oh...
Huh?
[all laugh]
[man #1] What a mustache!
♪ I hear 'em say hey hey ♪
♪ I'm a Mustache man M-M-M-Mustache man ♪
-♪ I'm a mustache man ♪ -♪ Yes, I am ♪