All right, everybody! There's a fire at the fireplace store.
Chief, it's a fireplace store.
Isn't there supposed to be fire?
No, the fireplace store is on fire!
Oh, no!
The fireplace store's on fire?
Aah!
Bob, get the hoses ready.
Chief, the hydrant's jammed!
No water? But there's a fire!
Aah!
We can do this.
-I'm gonna need a Soprano...
...the world's largest can of whipped cream,
and a hundred issues of this month's Fashion Lady magazine!
-But, Chief, what-- -No time!
Help! I went up the stairs instead of down!
This doesn't seem safe... to me.
Mark's trapped on the roof!
We're gonna need a box of ugly Christmas sweaters.
Bob, go with Clemmons!
But I never go with Clemmons. Getting stuff is his job.
Listen, Bob. I know this is out of your comfort zone,
but I need you to help Clemmons.
-But-- -No, time.
-All set, Chief!
Excellent! Soprano!
You have a lovely voice!
Now, help me rip out the free shampoo samples!
Orange is not her color.
Focus, Clemmons!
Put the shampoo into the whipped cream can!
Why? Does the fire have dandruff?
The shampoo's a fire retardant!
Wow. This fire retardant really gives your hair
a silky smooth shine!
Whipped cream mixture!
Aah!
Christmas sweaters!
Roastie!
Christmas sweaters may be ugly,
but they've got the strongest tensile strength
of any fabric on Earth!
And that's how you put out a fire at a fireplace store
with my brother Mark on the roof.
Any questions, cadets?
I want to slide down the fire pole!
That's not a question about the video.
That's not even a question.
Okay, when can we slide down the fire pole?
Later. First, are there any questions about the footage?
Where did Bob and Clemmons get all that stuff that you needed?
And how did they get it so fast?
Huh.
No one's ever asked me that before.
I guess I never thought about it.
You've never thought about the fact
you ask them for totally random objects
and they bring them all to you in under ten seconds?
I can't stop thinking about it.
Huh.
Well, let's look at the video
from Bob and Clemmons' point of view.
We can do this.
-I'm going to need a Soprano...
...the world's largest can of whipped cream
and a hundred issues of this month's Fashion Lady magazine!
-Help!
-This doesn't seem safe...
Mark's trapped on the roof!
We're gonna need a box of ugly Christmas sweaters.
Bob, go with Clemmons.
But I never go with Clemmons.
No, time.
You're coming with me?
The Chief ordered me to tag along.
I'm not too excited about it.
What if I sing the alphabet backwards?
Not helping! Let's just go.
First, we need a hundred issues of Fashion Lady magazine.
Mr. Produce! We need to buy all your Fashion Lady magazines.
It's a fire emergency.
Oh, dear. If it's an emergency,
these magazines are yours for free!
No one buys them anyway.
Thanks, Mr. Produce!
Get 'em, Bob!
I've never picked up this many magazines before!
-Ow! Paper cut!
Here, let me get those for you.
Clemmons, I've never seen you so calm under pressure.
This isn't pressure. This is fun!
To the whipped cream factory!
One Fashion Lady magazine, please.
Aw...
Little Hubert, we need your largest can of whipped cream!
It's an emergency!
I'm Little Hubert!
I'm sorry, but the can's empty.
And we can't mix the cream
until this giant mixing bowl is installed.
My specially-trained mixing bowl engineers
are currently away attending a team building exercise.
This is a trust fall!
You're supposed to catch me!
You said it was a trust fall, not a trust catch.
I have a plan!
To the fire chopper!
I'll be right here waiting for you.
Come on. It'll be an adventure!
That's what I'm afraid of.
Do you know how to fly this thing?
-No, I don't! -What?
Wow! Who'd have thought a chopper would be
so responsive.
This is exciting!
Look out for that swanky apartment building!
Another swanky apartment building!
There's too many swanky apartment buildings
in this city!
Mm, pizza!
Past the lips, past the gums, watch out stomach, here it...
...blows away.
Harl!
-It's Clemmons! -Clemmons?
I didn't know you could fly a helicopter!
-I can't!
I need you to put a giant magnet on our helicopter.
You got it!
-Hey!
Can you bring me back a pizza?
Gotta go!
Okay, Bob.
Climb down the arm and turn the magnet on!
Wait, why didn't we turn it on before we took off?
It's more fun this way!
-What? -Guess it's up to me.
-Autopilot on.
There's an autopilot?
Wow, Clemmons, that was amazing--
A swanky apartment building!
The cream is in the bowl!
Now we just have to mix the cream
by flying the chopper upside down.
Good call. I... Wait!
Did you say fly the chopper upside down?
Little Hubert! Can you fill the whipped cream can?
I'm Little Hubert! Sure!
To the opera house!
Bob, what's wrong?
Can't move. Stage fright.
I'll get the Soprano!
Hey! Wait a second...
All right. We've got everything we need!
Let's get back to the fire!
So you can save the day again?
Come on, Bob, you helped.
No, I didn't!
I either froze up or freaked out!
Meanwhile, you were cool as a cucumber the entire time.
The first time Freya had me get stuff to put out a fire,
I was scared, too.
But after some practice,
it stopped being scary and started to be fun.
Come on, let's just get the ugly Christmas sweaters.
Ugly Christmas sweaters? What?
Yeah, it's why the Chief had me tag along.
She needs them to rescue Mark off the roof.
Mark? But I don't know where to find ugly Christmas sweaters!
-Aah! -Wait, I do!
My Aunt Irene has a whole collection!
That's why Freya must've sent me,
because she knew I'd know
where to find Christmas sweaters!
-Turn right!
Aah! Traffic! We're stuck!
And the siren isn't working.
Allow me!
Bob! How nice of you to visit me!
Hi, Aunt Irene.
I need to borrow your ugly Christmas sweater collection.
-It's an emergency. -Of course!
They're in the basement.
But the light doesn't work.
Oh, I've been meaning to get that fixed.
The sweaters are down there,
all the way in the back of my dark and scary basement.
Dark and scary?
That's okay, Bob, I can go.
No, Clemmons.
It's time for me to stop being afraid.
I'm going!
I'm okay!
I landed on something soft.
Whatever it is, it's moving!
I'm running, I'm running!
Ow! Mousetrap, mousetrap, mousetrap,
-roller skate!
I have trouble throwing things away.
-Tea?
-Ghost!
-Mummy!
Aerobics instructor?
And reach! And stretch!
Get away from me, monster!
-Aah! Blow darts!
-Snake pit!
-Giant boulder!
Aha!
The box of ugly Christmas sweaters!
Now I have to get back out!
Work your glutes! Work your glutes!
I did it! I got the sweaters!
You overcame your fears!
Nice work, Bob!
I'm so proud of you!
Aw, thanks!
Now, let's put out that fire!
-All set, Chief!
-Excellent! Soprano!
Wow! I had no idea how much work it was
to get all that stuff.
Those guys are really good at what they do!
I'll have to thank them for all their hard work!
That video still doesn't explain
how they were able to break the laws of time and space
to do hours of work in only a few seconds!
Good point!
Maybe we need to look at it from another camera angle
Weird.
Well, maybe I can explain.
You see, in physics, uh...
Who wants to slide down the fire pole?
-We do! -We do!
You don't have any idea how they did that, do you?
No clue.