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Hey! Move it!

2
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Why don't you go slay a dragon
back at your castle?

3
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-Uh, boss, he ain't a medieval knight.

4
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-He's some kinda cowboy--
-Back off, Vito!

5
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I'm genre blind.

6
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Now, go show our friend
the way back to his pirate ship!

7
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Pirate ship?

8
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Genre blind!

9
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You heard the man!

10
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Why don't you giddy-up
outta here?

11
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Or else we'll drag you
off that cart

12
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and then we'll...
put you back on the cart and...

13
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and then we'll make you...
Ugh!

14
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Sorry, can I re-threaten you?

15
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Only thing
worse than threatenin' a man

16
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is threatenin' a man badly.

17
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Uh-oh! He's got a can
of Vita Rush soda!

18
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Careful! He might
quench his thirst at us!

19
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-Let's teach Mr. Sody-pop

20
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how we do things in the big city!

21
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Hmm...

22
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Ma'am.

23
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Uh, howdy.

24
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So, what, you in town
for a rodeo?

25
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Guess you might say I plan
on ropin' in something of value.

26
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That your train cart?

27
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Might be.

28
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Oh, judging from your interest
in that armored truck,

29
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you're attracting a lot
of unwanted attention...

30
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to both of us.

31
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Well, you're doin' a whole lot
of clickin' and beepin'

32
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for someone frettin' about
unwanted attention, Miss...

33
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Lewis. Daisy Lewis.

34
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But I'm known as "Kaboom,"
by name and deed.

35
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I didn't catch your name.

36
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No one catches Snake Rattler.

37
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And judgin' by how you're eyeballin'
that armored truck,

38
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looks like we got
a little problem on our hands,

39
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-Ms. Kaboom.

40
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Yeah, your problem.

41
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That armored car is mine.

42
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Suits me fine.

43
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I'll be takin' what's inside it.

44
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That right?

45
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Maybe you should stick
to cow poking and--

46
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-Ha! Hey, Daisy!

47
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Duke! Hey!

48
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How's it going?

49
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Nice day to innocently loiter
across from a bank, huh?

50
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You know me!
Can't resist a good, innocent loiter.

51
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-Who's your friend?
-Oh, uh, we just met.

52
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Lieutenant Duke DeTain,
meet Snake Rattler.

53
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There a problem, Sheriff?

54
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We've received reports that someone
matching your description,

55
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Old West cowboy,

56
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black hat, eye-patch,
dangerous with a can of soda,

57
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has been causing trouble in the city.

58
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Ha! You just described
half the people you're talking to.

59
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Yeah, you got
the wrong guy, lawman.

60
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What I've got is poor Vito
in the hospital

61
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being treated
for third-degree carbonation.

62
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Please step over here
and show me some identification.

63
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With this souped-up chopper,

64
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I can wear an absurd amount
of top hats in more places

65
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in less time!

66
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Everything's finally going
according to plan!

67
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-Aah! My plan!

68
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Git! Move it!

69
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Why won't this thing listen?

70
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It's a motorcycle!

71
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Without ears
or cognitive abilities--

72
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Look, I understand

73
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you're in the middle
of a "thing" here,

74
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but if we could possibly
circle back for my top hats,

75
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I'd really appreciate it!

76
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See, I'm Top Hat Tom,

77
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so, without top hats,

78
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well, you can understand the dilemma...

79
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Sorry, partner,
you're slowin' me down.

80
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Who am I?

81
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Who is this lawman?

82
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I can't shake 'im.

83
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-Vita Rush. Black Cherry.

84
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Guess I owe you one
for helpin' with that lawman.

85
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And I don't cotton
to owin' no one nuthin'.

86
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Well, you didn't
soda blast Duke,

87
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so let's call it even.

88
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You ain't exactly
the law abidin' type.

89
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What do you care
if I soak a cop?

90
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Duke's a friend.

91
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It's complicated.

92
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You got a code. Everyone should.

93
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I got one, myself.

94
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My code.

95
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It's a work in progress.

96
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I'm fixin' to add an index,
footnotes, a few illustrations.

97
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Do you know how to draw
someone deseedin' a pumpkin?

98
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My code's gettin'
a tad specific about that.

99
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Having a code
does complicate things.

100
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We're both going after
the armored car,

101
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so I guess any understanding
we have now won't matter.

102
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Too bad. I think
we could've been friends.

103
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Eh, friends are just
unambitious enemies.

104
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Then may the best thief win.

105
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Well, look who we have here...

106
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Our little outer-space alien.

107
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Hello, Kaboom.

108
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You heard about the little stunt

109
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your wizard friend
pulled earlier

110
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with the soda pop?

111
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I was not amused.

112
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I'm under strict doctor's orders
not to get my eyebrows sticky.

113
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Yeah, the boss put a big price
on the cowboy's head.

114
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We'll cut you in
if you help us nab him.

115
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Hm, interesting proposition.

116
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I have no loyalty
to this shady cowpoke.

117
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Give me a minute
to soak in your offer.

118
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My eyebrows!

119
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Impressive.

120
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But why soda?

121
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Element of surprise.

122
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No one 'spects to be betrayed
by somethin' so sweet.

123
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Good luck tomorrow, Ms. Kaboom.

124
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It's been a pleasure.

125
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Look at us.

126
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We might as well be painted
with dollar signs and targets.

127
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Do you ever think it'd be safer
if we just wore jeans

128
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and drove an old pick-up?

129
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They don't pay me to think.

130
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Wait, they pay you?

131
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Eh, I don't wanna buy a soda.
Let's get going.

132
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You see? Dollar signs! Targets!

133
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They don't pay me enough
for this!

134
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Okay, now
you're just being mean!

135
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This guy again?

136
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We are not thirsty!

137
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Man, Vita Rush's
new promotional campaign

138
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is really aggressive.

139
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No one forces Lori Newfeld
to purchase soft drinks!

140
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-What?

141
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Hey!

142
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Well, well, look who got lucky!

143
00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:05,876
Never. Luck is like milk.

144
00:09:06,001 --> 00:09:07,376
-It either runs out or goes...

145
00:09:07,501 --> 00:09:08,543
-...bad!

146
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It's Duke!

147
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Looks like neither of us
is gonna get the loot.

148
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So you best git gone
while the gittin's good!

149
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Where are we even going?

150
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We could just stop!

151
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Duke's, like, right behind us!

152
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I am gettin' this money
where it's supposed to go!

153
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If I miss a delivery,

154
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I don't get my big bonus check
at the company Christmas party.

155
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We have Christmas parties?

156
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Get away from the door!

157
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Ha! It's mine again!

158
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No one steals a motorcycle
out from underneath Top Hat Tom!

159
00:10:02,709 --> 00:10:03,543
Ow!

160
00:10:04,543 --> 00:10:08,293
This is the universe's way
of telling me to just walk...

161
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Dang code.

162
00:10:34,418 --> 00:10:35,793
You'll be okay...

163
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if you can hold off
any kaboomin' for a bit.

164
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Lemme fetch you some water.

165
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Element of surprise.

166
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No one 'spects to be betrayed
by somethin' so sweet.

167
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I'll be seein' ya, Ms. Kaboom.