1
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[siren blaring]

2
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[tires screeching]

3
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[siren blaring]

4
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[tires screeching]

5
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[Old Western music]

6
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[rattling]

7
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[train cart squeaking]

8
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[grunting]

9
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[car horns honking]

10
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-[tires screeching]
-[car horn honking]

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Hey! Move it!

12
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Why don't you go slay a dragon
back at your castle?

13
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-[laughs]
-Uh, boss, he ain't a medieval knight.

14
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-He's some kinda cowboy--
-Back off, Vito!

15
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I'm genre blind.

16
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Now, go show our friend
the way back to his pirate ship!

17
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Pirate ship?

18
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Genre blind!

19
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You heard the man!

20
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Why don't you giddy-up
outta here?

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Or else we'll drag you
off that cart

22
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and then we'll...
put you back on the cart and...

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and then we'll make you...
Ugh!

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Sorry, can I re-threaten you?

25
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Only thing
worse than threatenin' a man

26
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is threatenin' a man badly.

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[Western music]

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[all laughing]

29
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Uh-oh! He's got a can
of Vita Rush soda!

30
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Careful! He might
quench his thirst at us!

31
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-[laughs]
-Let's teach Mr. Sody-pop

32
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how we do things in the big city!

33
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[sloshing]

34
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-[grunts]
-[both gasp]

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-[both scream]
-[gasps]

36
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[suspenseful music]

37
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-[grunts]
-[gasps]

38
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-[muffled explosion]
-[Fendrich screams]

39
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[snickers]

40
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-[grunts]
-[train cart squeaking]

41
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Hmm...

42
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[suspenseful music]

43
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[beeping]

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Ma'am.

45
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Uh, howdy.

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So, what, you in town
for a rodeo?

47
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Guess you might say I plan
on ropin' in something of value.

48
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That your train cart?

49
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[car horn honking]

50
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Might be.

51
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Oh, judging from your interest
in that armored truck,

52
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you're attracting a lot
of unwanted attention...

53
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to both of us.

54
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Well, you're doin' a whole lot
of clickin' and beepin'

55
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for someone frettin' about
unwanted attention, Miss...

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Lewis. Daisy Lewis.

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But I'm known as "Kaboom,"
by name and deed.

58
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I didn't catch your name.

59
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No one catches Snake Rattler.

60
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And judgin' by how you're eyeballin'
that armored truck,

61
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looks like we got
a little problem on our hands,

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-Ms. Kaboom.
-[car door closes]

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Yeah, your problem.

64
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[Daisy]
That armored car is mine.

65
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[Snake Rattler] Suits me fine.

66
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I'll be takin' what's inside it.

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[scoffs]
That right?

68
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Maybe you should stick
to cow poking and--

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-[tires screeching]
-Ha! Hey, Daisy!

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[chuckles awkwardly]
Duke! Hey!

71
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[Daisy] How's it going?

72
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Nice day to innocently loiter
across from a bank, huh?

73
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You know me!
Can't resist a good, innocent loiter.

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-Who's your friend?
-Oh, uh, we just met.

75
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Lieutenant Duke DeTain,
meet Snake Rattler.

76
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There a problem, Sheriff?

77
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We've received reports that someone
matching your description,

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Old West cowboy,

79
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black hat, eye-patch,
dangerous with a can of soda,

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has been causing trouble in the city.

81
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Ha! You just described
half the people you're talking to.

82
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Yeah, you got
the wrong guy, lawman.

83
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What I've got is poor Vito
in the hospital

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being treated
for third-degree carbonation.

85
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Please step over here
and show me some identification.

86
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[growls]

87
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With this souped-up chopper,

88
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I can wear an absurd amount
of top hats in more places

89
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in less time!

90
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Everything's finally going
according to plan!

91
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-[Snake Rattler grunts]
-Aah! My plan!

92
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[tires screeching]

93
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[police siren blaring]

94
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[beeping]

95
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[thrilling music]

96
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[tires screeching]

97
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Git! Move it!

98
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Why won't this thing listen?

99
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It's a motorcycle!

100
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Without ears
or cognitive abilities--

101
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[screams]

102
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-[police siren blaring]
-[grunts]

103
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Look, I understand

104
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you're in the middle
of a "thing" here,

105
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but if we could possibly
circle back for my top hats,

106
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I'd really appreciate it!

107
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See, I'm Top Hat Tom,

108
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so, without top hats,

109
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well, you can understand the dilemma...

110
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Sorry, partner,
you're slowin' me down.

111
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-[tires screeching]
-[Top Hat Tom screams]

112
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-[motorcycle revving]
-[police siren blaring]

113
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[screaming]
Who am I?

114
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[revving]

115
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[police siren blaring]

116
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Who is this lawman?

117
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I can't shake 'im.

118
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-[beeping]
-[explosion]

119
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[tires screeching]

120
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[thrilling music]

121
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[light music]

122
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[revving]

123
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[jazz music playing]

124
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[indistinct chatter]

125
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-[loud slam]
-[chatter abruptly stops]

126
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[dishes clattering]

127
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-Vita Rush. Black Cherry.
-[knocking]

128
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Guess I owe you one
for helpin' with that lawman.

129
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And I don't cotton
to owin' no one nuthin'.

130
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Well, you didn't
soda blast Duke,

131
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so let's call it even.

132
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You ain't exactly
the law abidin' type.

133
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What do you care
if I soak a cop?

134
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Duke's a friend.

135
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It's complicated.

136
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You got a code. Everyone should.

137
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I got one, myself.

138
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[grunts]
[Snake Rattler] My code.

139
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It's a work in progress.

140
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I'm fixin' to add an index,
footnotes, a few illustrations.

141
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Do you know how to draw
someone deseedin' a pumpkin?

142
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My code's gettin'
a tad specific about that.

143
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Having a code
does complicate things.

144
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We're both going after
the armored car,

145
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so I guess any understanding
we have now won't matter.

146
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Too bad. I think
we could've been friends.

147
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Eh, friends are just
unambitious enemies.

148
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Then may the best thief win.

149
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Well, look who we have here...

150
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Our little outer-space alien.

151
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Hello, Kaboom.

152
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You heard about the little stunt

153
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your wizard friend
pulled earlier

154
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with the soda pop?

155
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I was not amused.

156
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I'm under strict doctor's orders
not to get my eyebrows sticky.

157
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Yeah, the boss put a big price
on the cowboy's head.

158
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We'll cut you in
if you help us nab him.

159
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Hm, interesting proposition.

160
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I have no loyalty
to this shady cowpoke.

161
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Give me a minute
to soak in your offer.

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[Old Western music]

163
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-[muffled explosion]
-[people screaming]

164
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[Fendrich] My eyebrows!

165
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Impressive.

166
00:07:09,418 --> 00:07:11,001
But why soda?

167
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Element of surprise.

168
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No one 'spects to be betrayed
by somethin' so sweet.

169
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Good luck tomorrow, Ms. Kaboom.

170
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It's been a pleasure.

171
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[motorcycle revving]

172
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[tires screeching]

173
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Look at us.

174
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We might as well be painted
with dollar signs and targets.

175
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Do you ever think it'd be safer
if we just wore jeans

176
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and drove an old pick-up?

177
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They don't pay me to think.

178
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Wait, they pay you?

179
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[car doors close]

180
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[Western music]

181
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Eh, I don't wanna buy a soda.
Let's get going.

182
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[growls]

183
00:08:03,209 --> 00:08:04,876
[beeping, ticking]

184
00:08:05,001 --> 00:08:06,251
[explosion]

185
00:08:06,334 --> 00:08:07,501
[screams]

186
00:08:07,584 --> 00:08:09,293
-[clangs]
-[tires screeching]

187
00:08:09,376 --> 00:08:10,376
[Doug groans]

188
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[grunts]

189
00:08:13,251 --> 00:08:14,626
[thumps]

190
00:08:14,709 --> 00:08:17,501
You see? Dollar signs! Targets!

191
00:08:17,626 --> 00:08:19,793
They don't pay me enough
for this!

192
00:08:19,876 --> 00:08:21,501
[Doug] Okay, now
you're just being mean!

193
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[thrilling music]

194
00:08:24,251 --> 00:08:26,168
-[tires screech]
-[gasps, grunts]

195
00:08:27,001 --> 00:08:28,084
[fizzing]

196
00:08:30,001 --> 00:08:32,043
[groans]
This guy again?

197
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We are not thirsty!

198
00:08:34,709 --> 00:08:36,293
[growls]

199
00:08:36,376 --> 00:08:37,876
[tires screeching]

200
00:08:38,001 --> 00:08:39,043
-[thuds]
-[grunts]

201
00:08:39,126 --> 00:08:41,418
Man, Vita Rush's
new promotional campaign

202
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is really aggressive.

203
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No one forces Lori Newfeld
to purchase soft drinks!

204
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-[tires screeching]
-[grunts]

205
00:08:49,668 --> 00:08:51,209
-[clattering]
-What?

206
00:08:51,834 --> 00:08:52,918
Hey!

207
00:08:53,001 --> 00:08:54,834
-[grunts]
-[police siren blaring]

208
00:08:54,918 --> 00:08:57,626
[fizzing]

209
00:08:58,376 --> 00:08:59,501
[sighs]

210
00:09:01,876 --> 00:09:03,876
Well, well, look who got lucky!

211
00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:05,876
Never. Luck is like milk.

212
00:09:06,001 --> 00:09:07,376
-It either runs out or goes...
-[metal creaking]

213
00:09:07,501 --> 00:09:08,543
-...bad!
-[thuds]

214
00:09:10,834 --> 00:09:12,126
[groans]

215
00:09:12,209 --> 00:09:14,293
[police siren blaring]

216
00:09:14,376 --> 00:09:15,418
It's Duke!

217
00:09:15,501 --> 00:09:17,251
Looks like neither of us
is gonna get the loot.

218
00:09:17,334 --> 00:09:19,626
So you best git gone
while the gittin's good!

219
00:09:21,584 --> 00:09:23,293
Where are we even going?

220
00:09:23,418 --> 00:09:24,668
We could just stop!

221
00:09:24,793 --> 00:09:27,001
Duke's, like, right behind us!

222
00:09:27,084 --> 00:09:29,751
I am gettin' this money
where it's supposed to go!

223
00:09:29,834 --> 00:09:31,001
If I miss a delivery,

224
00:09:31,126 --> 00:09:33,543
I don't get my big bonus check
at the company Christmas party.

225
00:09:34,168 --> 00:09:37,084
We have Christmas parties?

226
00:09:37,168 --> 00:09:38,543
[suspenseful music]

227
00:09:38,668 --> 00:09:39,626
[Daisy] Get away from the door!

228
00:09:42,001 --> 00:09:43,001
[clicks]

229
00:09:43,376 --> 00:09:44,251
-[explosion]
-[grunts]

230
00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,293
[tires screeching]

231
00:09:47,668 --> 00:09:49,251
[both grunting]

232
00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:54,168
Ha! It's mine again!

233
00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:58,793
No one steals a motorcycle
out from underneath Top Hat Tom!

234
00:09:58,876 --> 00:09:59,918
[whizzing]

235
00:10:01,459 --> 00:10:02,626
-[tires screech]
-[Top Hat Tom screams]

236
00:10:02,709 --> 00:10:03,543
[Top Hat Tom] Ow!

237
00:10:04,543 --> 00:10:08,293
This is the universe's way
of telling me to just walk...

238
00:10:08,376 --> 00:10:10,293
[Western music]

239
00:10:14,501 --> 00:10:15,793
Dang code.

240
00:10:18,668 --> 00:10:20,751
-[zooming]
-[police siren blaring]

241
00:10:20,834 --> 00:10:22,668
-[thuds]
-[tires screeches]

242
00:10:23,668 --> 00:10:25,334
[suspenseful music]

243
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,501
[groans]

244
00:10:27,584 --> 00:10:29,251
[owl hooting]

245
00:10:29,334 --> 00:10:30,793
[fire crackling]

246
00:10:32,418 --> 00:10:34,293
[groaning]

247
00:10:34,418 --> 00:10:35,793
You'll be okay...

248
00:10:35,918 --> 00:10:38,293
if you can hold off
any kaboomin' for a bit.

249
00:10:38,418 --> 00:10:39,626
Lemme fetch you some water.

250
00:10:40,459 --> 00:10:42,543
[rustling]

251
00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:47,084
[Western music]

252
00:10:50,418 --> 00:10:52,501
Element of surprise.

253
00:10:52,626 --> 00:10:56,334
No one 'spects to be betrayed
by somethin' so sweet.

254
00:10:57,084 --> 00:10:59,584
I'll be seein' ya, Ms. Kaboom.

255
00:11:01,043 --> 00:11:03,584
[closing theme music]