[opening theme music plays]
[siren blaring]
[horn honks]
[siren blaring]
[tires screech]
-[engine revving] -[horn blaring]
[Wheeler on radio] Attention, dudes!
The low down, yet mysteriously cool bank robber, Snake Rattler,
is heading east on Sixth Avenue!
I got him, chief! Hang on tight, Cubby!
-[tires screech] -[grunts]
This money belongs to the bank!
Argh! This dang lawman's always on me like quills on a cactus!
-[tires screech, crashes] -[groans]
-[police car approaching] -[grunts]
The pawn shop, eh? Time to rattle this snake...
and maybe get a ukulele.
Duke. You change your mind about the ukulele?
Shifty, where's Snake Rattler?
And I'm on the fence about the ukulele.
I haven't seen Snake. I can go down to 15 bucks.
All right, Snake, come out from behind the counter!
-[sighs] -Ha!
I knew Snake was close by.
I've never seen you so scared and nervous, Shifty.
How about 10 bucks for the ukulele?
-[grunts] -[clanks]
-[groans] -[shatters]
Have fun sawin' logs, amigo.
It's the police! Come out with your hands up!
[sighs] Time to show these city cops
a little can-do attitude.
But first, I'll send Duke back to dreamland.
-[opens can] -[gulping]
Thanks for the drink, mister.
Uh... You're welcome?
What happened? Where am I? Who am I?
Huh. That noggin bump musta made you lose your memory.
Do you know who I am?
Yes. You're Dirty Duke, my low down, thievin' henchman!
I'm a bad guy? How come I'm dressed like a cop?
Right, ah... You are a cop, but you gone bad.
I don't really feel "bad"--
Well, you are! The worst!
You stole this money from the bank!
That's, like, 10 bucks.
So I'm not a very good criminal?
We've got you surrounded.
-Come out! -Just do as I say
or both of us'll wind up breakin' rocks in jail!
Got it. Let's go. Yee-hoo!
Yeah, lesson one, it's "Yee-haw."
I have so much to learn.
Don't worry! He caught me, the bad guy!
Uh... Yeah!
Great job, Duke! You're the best!
Yeah and now he's gonna commandeer this here van
to take me to jail!
Uh... Yes. I'm a great commandeerer!
-[tires screech] -Um... What are you doing?
He's gatherin' evidence against me!
Yeah and he's helping.
It's lotta evidence. I am so busted.
Oh, and he's gonna need you to cuff yourselves to your cars.
Yeah, you know, standard procedure.
-Uh. -[clangs]
[tires screech]
Hey, wait a second!
"Comandeerer" isn't a word!
Duke Detain has gone bad, dudes!
I don't believe it.
I've gone bad! Look, I'm stealing stuff!
-I'm a criminal! -[sighs]
Maybe... it's part of a plan?
This is not part of a plan! I'm really a criminal! Woooo!
I'm sorry, as difficult as this is,
you've got to arrest Duke.
This doesn't feel right.
A good cop like Duke turning to crime?
Listen, cops are like this cottage cheese,
sometimes they just go bad.
You know cottage cheese needs to be refrigerated, right?
-[stomach rumbles] -[groan]
-A-T-M? Meet T-N-T! -What are you doing?
Duke! I'm, uh... just using this ATM!
Beep-boop-beep-boop!
Oh, good. I thought you were gonna rob the bank.
The boss told me to rob it.
Snake? What's going on with Duke?
Lost his memory.
I told him he was my henchman. Smart play, huh?
No! It's wrong. Duke is a good guy.
Why so protective, missy?
Sounds like you gone soft... on a cop.
It's gonna backfire on you, Snake.
Look! I got twice as much cash as you thought we could get!
-Yee-hee! -[sighs]
It's "Yee-haw." "Yee-haw."
-[engine revving] -[police car approaching]
Pull over! Now!
-[siren wails] -[Grizzled] Well we gave it our best shot.
Now, run 'em off the road!!
-[siren wails] -[tires screech]
[Rooky] Duke, stop! This isn't you!
-[Grizzled] Eh, that's him. -[tires screech]
Ahhh. Ain't nothin' like a stolen money bath.
You did a... fairly decent job back there, henchman.
Aw, thanks, boss, but all I did was rob the bank...
By myself... And help us escape... by myself.
This is Gabby Tocamera and here's our top story.
A famous artifact will soon be on display for all to see,
but until the museum can finish its security upgrades,
the priceless Doublecross Ruby
will be held in the City Bank vault.
Wow, the Doublecross Ruby is so beautiful
and foreshadowy, huh, Craig?
Craig!
[scoffs] As always,
our banter is the soul of this newscast.
We've gotta steal that ruby!
Whoa, slow down, there, compadre.
There's a posse out there looking for us.
We need to lay low.
You wanna hide, go ahead. I'll get the ruby on my own.
Now don't get too big for your britches, hoss.
This ain't no one-man job.
Fine, you talked me into it, we'll both go.
I'll get our bad guy stuff!
-You've gone too far, Snake. -Daisy?
How'd you break in here?
I'm a highly skilled criminal, duh.
Plus, you left the front door open.
You've gotta stop messing with Duke.
Ah, I got it under control.
You can't control Duke Detain.
This has to stop before it gets out of hand.
Remember your code.
[sighs] Let's see...
Doop-toodoot-toodoo.
Ah, Article 3, subsection H.
"When a cop loses his memory
and you trick him into being your henchman,
stop it before it gets out of hand."
[sighs] Darn code!
It was like he didn't even know me.
Yeah, yeah. I'm on my yogurt break.
You know yogurt also needs to be refrigerated.
That explains the chronic stomach ache.
[distorted voice on phone] I've got information on Duke.
Meet me in the alley at 6th and Main.
Wow, is that your real voice?
No, I'm disguising it so you can't figure out who I am.
[woman on phone] Hello? Hello?
[distorted voice] Mom, I'm on the other line!
[woman] Daisy "Kaboom" Lewis, get off the phone and finish your chores!
[distorted voice] I just... I need... pff! Arrgh! I hate living at home!
Stay there, Rooky. I'll come to you.
Wait, you live across the street from the police station?
It's really convenient when I get arrested.
Listen, Duke lost his memory and Snake convinced him he's a bad guy.
I knew it!
Now, we just have to find a way
to get Duke to remember who he really is.
Maybe this will help.
-His Dukeness has amnesia? -Yes! Snake is tricking him.
They're going after the Doublecross Ruby.
We've gotta take him down. One way or another.
Wait! What?
I hate to land with Bennett on this one,
but Duke is way too good at being bad.
No, we just need to reach him.
-He's still good inside. -[stomach rumbling]
Ugh, at least someone's insides are good.
You do know you need to cook chicken right?
Sure, next thing you'll tell me I have to refrigerate it, too.
-[stomach rumbling] -Organs... shutting down.
Sorry, Rooky. This may be our only chance to stop him.
-[Snake] Yikes! That's a lot of law. -[Duke] We need a distraction.
Aaah, a runaway stagecoach!
We just have to build one, find some horses and then--
Uh, how about we use a drone?
Not as cool, but sure, that'll work.
-[beeps] -[drone whirring]
[laughs, giggles]
Stay focused! These beach balls are an obvious distraction!
-[laughs, giggles] -[officer] Over here.
[cranking, clangs]
There it is! Oh, she sure is pretty!
Snake, before we steal the ruby,
I want you to know being your henchman is fun.
You're the best.
Gee, I reckon you've become a true amigo.
-[grunts] -What!
-No, no, no, no, no! -[door slams]
Just because I can't stop doesn't mean I'm enjoying this.
Why, you no good traitor! We got a code!
I don't have a code, Snake! That's why I'm a better crook!
I don't need you! You're just dead weight!
So long, Snake! Yee-haaay!
At least I say "Yee-haw" correctly!
Outta my way, cop!
Duke, you're a cop! The best cop in the city.
Please! I was born to be a crook!
Look how good I am at it!
No! Snake lied to you. You need to snap out of it.
Nice try, but it's gonna to take more
than an identity-forming childhood memento to stop me.
The easy way is rarely the best way!
Can't... escape! Feet... won't let me do crime!
Cubby! I remember everything!
Snake tricked me into robbing the city!
I'm gonna stuff that cowboy into his 10-gallon hat!
Sorry, Snake, but I warned you.
It's over, Snake!
Well, well, look who's all clean again!
[laughing]
Sorry, but you ain't half as scary as Dirty Duke!
[tires screech]
-[yelps, groans] -[shatters]
Great job, Duke! Are you okay?
I am now, thanks to you sticking by me.
You're the real hero, Rooky.
Aw, you would've done the same for me.
Um, actually, no, I would've arrested you.
Come on, Snake, I'm taking you to jail.
They're serving your favorite tonight, baked beans.
Aw, you remembered. [laughing]
Get it? "Remember."
Because you lost your memory?
Too soon, Snake.
Too soon.
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