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I love the night shift.

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The city's so quiet.

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-Nothing but the sound of--

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Grizzled, can you stop slurping?

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It's coffee. I have to slurp it.

6
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It's iced coffee!

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I don't want to get a brain freeze.

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And I'm trying to stay awake.

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Oh, I know
what will keep us awake.

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Looking at my family
photo album.

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That's my Great-Great Aunt Judy

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who planted the first tree
in City Center Square.

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Here's Great Uncle Larry
who chopped down that tree

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and used it to build
the first public library.

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And there's Aunt Sue!
She invented the late fee.

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-So many sheep...

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If you're gonna talk
about your relatives,

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I need more coffee!

19
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You know, I just realized,

20
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all my relatives made
their mark on this city,

21
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but I haven't yet.

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That jelly donut you ate
made a mark on your uniform.

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I'm talking about doing
something positive for the city

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that people
will remember forever.

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-Arr!
-A pirate just robbed that mansion!

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Times must be tough

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if pirates are committing
land-based crimes.

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Arr? Arr!

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Keep going! I know a short cut.

30
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How do you find
these shortcuts?

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I hate running.

32
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-Who are you, pirate?
-Arr! Arr!

33
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Why were you stealing this peg leg?

34
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Tell us what we want to know!

35
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I'll never tell ya.

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My name's One-Eyed Bilgewater
and I stole the peg leg

37
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because it leads
to the lost treasure

38
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of Captain Nosepatch!

39
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Uh... You just did.

40
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Blimey!

41
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Well, I certainly won't tell you

42
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that another pirate hired me
to steal it.

43
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You just did.

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Double blimey!

45
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Well, did I tell you
I was meeting him this Thursday

46
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on the Guardian
of the Oceans vessel?

47
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-Not yet.
-And I never will!

48
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You know what this means?

49
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That this pirate should be called
"One-Eyed Spill-The-Beans?"

50
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Nosepatch's treasure is one of the
great unsolved mysteries of the city!

51
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We find it, I make my mark!

52
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Slow down, jelly donut.

53
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First, we gotta find
the pirate who hired him.

54
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You'll never find him!

55
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It's Thursday,
which is pirate day on his ship,

56
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so everyone on board
is dressed as a pirate!

57
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Then we'll go undercover
as pirates.

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Arr!

59
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The plan is to go undercover as pirates,

60
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find One-Eyed's contact,
and recover the treasure.

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Yup.

62
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So, why are you dressed
like you're going on a tropical vacation?

63
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Always wanted to take a cruise.

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Avast,
you scurvy scalliwags!

65
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You barnacle-sucking bilge rats!

66
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Whoa. Hey!
What's with the insults?

67
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Actually, in pirate,

68
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"Barnacle-sucking bilge rats"
is quite a compliment.

69
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Oh. Uh...
Thank you?

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Allow me to introduce myself.

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I'm Captain Facepatch,

72
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and this is my first mate,
Billy Bones.

73
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And who be ye,
smelly sea urchins?

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I'm Miss...

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Behavior.

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Miss Behavior.
Because I'm, uh, really bad.

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I'm Grizzled.

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Because I'm Grizzled.

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Well, welcome aboard.

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Billy here will show you
the ropes.

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Here's the big rope,
small rope, and jump rope.

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-Any questions?
-Yeah.

83
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Where's the Party Deck?

84
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We don't have a Party Deck.

85
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Guess I'll have to make one.

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-Arrg!
-Arrg!

87
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-Arrg!
-Arrg!

88
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Ahoy there, mateys!

89
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You salty pretzels
don't know the combination

90
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to Davy Jones' locker, do you?

91
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I'm sorry, what did you say?

92
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I hear there may be
some booty on the poop deck!

93
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We have no idea
what you're saying.

94
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I'm sorry.

95
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I'm not fluent in pirate.

96
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Neither are we.

97
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We're just here
for "Pirate Thursday."

98
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I'm an accountant.

99
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I'm a chiropractor!

100
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Online chiropractor!

101
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Miss Behavior,

102
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will ye be joining us
for the Top Pirate Challenge?

103
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Sure, you big pile
of whale vomit!

104
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What, I was speaking pirate!

105
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I was trying to give you
a compliment.

106
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Eh. In pirate, "whale vomit"
means "whale vomit."

107
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Oh.

108
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Alright, everyone,
gather around.

109
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It's time
for our first pirate activity.

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Cannon shooting.

111
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-Oh, yeah, awesome!

112
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Before we get started,
repeat after me.

113
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"I will not shoot other pirates
out of the cannon."

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I will not shoot
other pirates

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out of the cannon.

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Okay. Now, load your cannons and--

117
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-Avast!

118
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-That was great!
-I wanna go again!

119
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You shot other pirates
out of the cannon!

120
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Ai-yi-yi, we did not sign up
to be pirates

121
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to follow the rules!

122
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-No.

123
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Is there anyone
who didn't shoot a pirate

124
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out of their cannon?

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I didn't even fire
my cannon yet.

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Perfect! Then fire away!

127
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-That went really far!

128
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Miss Behavior wins!

129
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Nice job,
ya smelly octopus armpit!

130
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He's never called me
a "smelly octopus armpit."

131
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Teacher's pet.

132
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What kind of pirate
might ye be, eh?

133
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Tropical pirate.

134
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I'm plundering
the sun's golden rays.

135
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I want to steal the sun's gold!

136
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Then you need
to defend yourself.

137
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What? Cutlass?

138
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Cannon?

139
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Sunscreen.

140
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Ah, SPF 50.

141
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You are a wise pirate.

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This next pirate activity
be called "Dodge the barrels."

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Begin!

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Ha-ha-har!

145
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Yes!

146
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Miss Behavior wins again!
Ha-har!

147
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You're on track to be Top Pirate

148
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and learn all the secrets
of the ship!

149
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Ooh! I want to be Top Pirate!

150
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Then you'll have to pass
the final challenge,

151
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-the...

152
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Stop shooting each other
out of cannons!

153
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It's just so much fun!

154
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Captain, this sea dog
wants to be Top Pirate.

155
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Oh, do you think you can pass
the challenge

156
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-of the Captain's Cutlasses?
-Yes!

157
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Then juggle!

158
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Whoa. Whoa!

159
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This is tricky!

160
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You think this is tricky?

161
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The old challenge
was shark boxing!

162
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Hey! I'm getting
the hang of this!

163
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She can't take
much more, Captain!

164
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-We shall see!

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Whoo!

166
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Twenty-five cutlasses?

167
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That's a new record!

168
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Everyone, we have
a new Top Pirate!

169
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Whoo-hoo!

170
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Uh, you can stop juggling
the cutlasses now.

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Uh...

172
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Actually, I can't!

173
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She's gonna blow!

174
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Now, to become
the official Top Pirate,

175
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I must anoint you
with the sacred peg leg

176
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of Captain Nosepatch!

177
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Hey! That peg leg
is the same as mine!

178
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Redbeard's ghost!

179
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It's the other lost peg leg
of Captain Nosepatch!

180
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Do you know what this means?

181
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-He had a hard time walking?
-Uh, no.

182
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It means we have the complete
map to his lost treasure!

183
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Wait a second.

184
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This looks like a map
of the harbor.

185
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And this "X" means

186
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the treasure
is just below the ship!

187
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To the submarine!

188
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Billy, who knows what dangers
we'll encounter down there?

189
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This sub only has enough oxygen
for six hours.

190
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If you haven't heard
from us by sunset,

191
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assume the worst.

192
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Now, lower us down!

193
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Hooray!
We found the treasure!

194
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Which means...

195
00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:03,626
I found my bad guy!

196
00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:06,251
What is the meaning of this?

197
00:09:06,334 --> 00:09:08,209
You hired One-Eyed Bilgewater

198
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to steal the peg leg
from the mansion!

199
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I don't know
a One-Eyed Bilgewater!

200
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Don't play dumb.

201
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This was your master plan
to find the treasure!

202
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Actually, it was my master plan!

203
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-Billy?
-Yes!

204
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I hired One-Eyed Bilgewater.

205
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Our plan was to also steal
Facepatch's peg leg

206
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to find the treasure
and keep it for ourselves!

207
00:09:29,668 --> 00:09:33,334
But then the police
came aboard, didn't ye?

208
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You knew I was a cop all along?

209
00:09:35,626 --> 00:09:38,584
Ever since "dodge the barrels."

210
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You dropped your badge.

211
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Now, the treasure is mine!

212
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,293
Oh, and I'll also be
stealing this submarine,

213
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if ye don't mind.

214
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Oh, I mind, Billy!

215
00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:03,668
Ha-harr!

216
00:10:03,751 --> 00:10:05,959
You're shark food now!

217
00:10:06,376 --> 00:10:08,084
Ow!

218
00:10:09,001 --> 00:10:10,001
Sorry, buddy,

219
00:10:10,084 --> 00:10:12,126
that shuffleboard disk
got away from me.

220
00:10:12,543 --> 00:10:14,126
Great work, Grizzled!

221
00:10:14,209 --> 00:10:15,959
You caught
the criminal mastermind.

222
00:10:16,043 --> 00:10:17,501
Who? Billy?

223
00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:19,334
Right. I knew that.

224
00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:20,918
Less talk,
more treasure opening!

225
00:10:21,001 --> 00:10:22,126
Spit spot.

226
00:10:24,793 --> 00:10:26,834
It's just a bunch
of old doorknobs.

227
00:10:31,584 --> 00:10:33,209
Gold doorknobs!

228
00:10:33,293 --> 00:10:35,001
What is it
with this city and doors?

229
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,168
These must be worth millions.

230
00:10:37,251 --> 00:10:39,543
Eh, it's no chocolate fountain.

231
00:10:41,084 --> 00:10:42,418
Rad work, Rooky!

232
00:10:42,501 --> 00:10:44,709
You found the lost treasure
of Nosepatch!

233
00:10:44,793 --> 00:10:46,001
Thanks, Chief!

234
00:10:46,126 --> 00:10:48,376
I finally made my mark
on the city.

235
00:10:48,459 --> 00:10:50,459
And I made a mark
on Billy's face!

236
00:10:50,543 --> 00:10:52,001
Ye sure did!

237
00:10:57,168 --> 00:11:00,126
I said stop shooting each other
out of cannons!