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This part of the room
is very festive, Morris.
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This has to be the best Christmas party
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Fendrich has ever seen the city see!
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I can't believe Sinclair
has the nerve to throw a holiday party
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in our shared room!
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We don't share anything,
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especially a room meant for sharing.
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Is it even legal
for her to use that room?
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I looked over the contracts, boss.
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Yours says she can't use it,
but hers says she can use it.
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She has a different contract?
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You refused to share yours.
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She didn't even have
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the common decency
to invite me to the party
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so I could angrily decline!
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The nerve! I have half a mind
to show up late!
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You were invited?
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Yeah, we all were! She used to babysit me!
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I'm bringing the potato salad!
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Half that room is mine!
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We're gonna sabotage that party
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and fill Sinclair's Christmas stocking
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with humiliation and defeat!
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Duke, bro, you're gonna be late
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for Sinclair's epic holiday rager!
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Christmas parties
aren't really my thing, Chief.
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I'm not good with small talk,
or even medium talk.
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I should be patrolling the streets.
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Not this year, dude!
You work every holiday.
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So, as a gift,
we all volunteered to work tonight.
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-Yeah!
-You deserve it!
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I was peer pressured into this.
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Thank you. Maybe I'll go for a bit.
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Hold up, there, Dukester.
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No police work tonight.
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Hand it over.
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-Merry Christmas!
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-Hi!
-Hello!
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My hat still on?
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Top Hat Tom!
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-How festive you look!
-Thanks!
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I adapted my sole defining characteristic
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just for the occasion.
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Is that Craig Woodman?
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I wasn't sure
a busy social butterfly like you
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would have time
for my humble little get together.
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Remember. When we're finished,
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this will be the worst Christmas party
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Sinclair has ever seen the city see!
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Now, let's sneak over and get to work.
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Why do we have to crawl
through the air vent?
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Morris and Morris are checking
invitations at the door.
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If I have to go through the vent,
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-we all go through the vent.
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Duke, Merry Christmas!
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Ooh. Sorry.
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-Okay.
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Well, that certainly happened.
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I-I'm going over there now.
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-Hello, how are you?
-This just in.
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Duke DeTain is not in uniform
for a holiday party.
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-It's great to see you off duty.
-Hi, Gabby.
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Honestly, I should be in uniform on duty.
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I don't remember
the last holiday party I went to.
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Look around, it's fun.
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Just relax, you know,
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say "Happy Holidays!" and mingle.
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"Ming-ul?"
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Wow, so many complicated
holiday party traditions.
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Craig is standing by the door.
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People are using him as a coatrack.
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I'll be right back.
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Now, go interrupt
your regularly scheduled police work.
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Uh... Hoppy Halidays!
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Come on, Duke, "Hoppy Halidays?"
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Focus, Duke, focus!
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Now, we move to Phase Two of the plan,
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infiltrate and strike before
anyone knows what hit 'em.
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And be careful with those elf hats.
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-They're rented.
-Infiltrate? Strike?
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I've stumbled on a major crime!
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I'm back on duty!
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Luckily, Chief Wheeler didn't
ask for my spare handcuffs.
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Okay, first, we ruin snacks.
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Vito, turn off the chocolate fondue
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so it gets cold.
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Cold chocolate. Copy that.
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Betty, break the candy canes into pieces.
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There's nothing in the world more annoying
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than broken candy canes.
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Right, aim high, boss.
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Huh.
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These crooks look like they're
going to steal those snacks
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and sell them illegally
on the Snack Market.
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Ha!
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-Huh?
-Uh-oh!
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Well, they say the holidays
are about togetherness.
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No!
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Chocolate-dipped peppermint sticks?
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Delicious!
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Mary, I must say, you've outdone yourself!
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-Cool!
-All right!
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-Impressive!
-Phew!
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-Attention, please, everyone!
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I'm so glad you're enjoying
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my signature "Chocolate Dip Sticks,"
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and now, it's time for holiday karaoke!
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Shall I start us off?
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Okay, Hacksaw, you're up.
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Sabotage that karaoke machine.
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Uh-oh, that crooked elf
is messing with the wiring.
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Someone could get electrocuted.
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Oh, cool, can I take this one?
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-Wow!
-Hey, everybody!
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Poppy Starr, everyone!
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What's happening?
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Instead of ruining the party,
we've made it better!
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Black is white! Up is down!
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Salmon is...
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-What's the opposite of salmon?
-Um...
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Never mind.
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I'm starting to think someone
is sabotaging our sabotage.
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Having a not-so-merry
Christmas, fake Santa?
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Well, it's only gonna get worse.
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I will stop you.
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No, it's me who will stop you!
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That won't be easy,
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because the easy way
is rarely the best way.
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Is this Deputy Mayor Carol Yea?
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What? No! It's Lieutenant Duke DeTain!
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I am not Duke DeTain!
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And, boy, I'm glad he's not here.
Duke's really hard to stop.
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But you, whoever you are,
you'll never stop my plan!
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Ha! We'll sabotage the photo booth.
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Find the "look terrible" setting
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so anyone who uses the booth
will be mortified and want to leave.
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Now, make me look hideous.
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Photos with Santa?
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Oh, me first!
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I've been a good little
scientist this year,
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and for Christmas I want a powerful ray
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that will defeat my enemies
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and a less powerful ray
that will make people
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who just annoy me kinda itchy.
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Danke schöen, Herr Claus!
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Hi, Santa!
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Oh, brother. What gift do you want?
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Me? No. What do you want
for Christmas, Santa?
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Fendrich!
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Sinclair!
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Wait a minute... You're not Santa!
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This is an invitation only party.
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It's a shared space,
half of which is mine.
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So half of me has half a right
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to be half here half as much as I want.
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Thanks to your typical incompetence,
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my party turned out even better
than I hoped it would be.
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This is far beyond
my "typical" incompetence.
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I would have succeeded in ruining
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your pathetic little shindig
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if you hadn't invited a meddling guest
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who kept thwarting my thwarts!
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Uh, yeah, that was me.
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I'm the thwarter. Hi.
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-Duke?
-Sorry, see,
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when I heard Fendrich
and his crew talking,
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I guess I heard
only what I wanted to hear--
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that they were planning
some huge crime for me to stop
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so I wouldn't have
to actually join in the party.
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Duke, sweetheart, that's very nice,
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but this is about me
and Fendrich Claus over here.
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Right. I'll just, uh... I'll be over here.
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So, Fendrich, if you think
you can share this space with me,
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let's see you beat me
in the final event of the party,
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the Gingerbread House Building contest.
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Ha! That's the worst gingerbread house
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I've ever seen.
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These are just the building
supplies you silly, silly man.
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First, the basic structure,
then twinkling lights,
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a botanical garden,
an indoor sprinkler system
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in case of a fire.
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Smart.
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Yeah, well, it would be a shame
if someone built a giant,
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ugly gingerbread strip mall
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right next to your confectionary mishmash.
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I'll just build higher,
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so no one sees your sugarplum atrocity.
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Amazing.
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I finally get
what the holiday spirit is all about.
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It's a time to put our differences aside
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and see the best in one another.
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Wrong! Christmas is a time
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to put our differences together
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and only see the worst in one another.
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Yes, if you hadn't failed so spectacularly
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at ruining my party...
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And if your party was even halfway decent
enough to "ruin" in the first place...
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Our petty rivalry
wouldn't have created something
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even more spectacular for our city
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than either of us
could have managed on our own.
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May all your Christmas wishes
not come true in any way, Rachel.
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And a very miserable
New Year to you, Mary.