[opening theme music]
[siren blaring]
[tires screeching]
[siren blaring]
[tires screeching]
[Billy] Thanks for the tour of the fire station.
My school report is gonna be the best in the class.
Aw, it's my pleasure, Billy.
"A Day in the Life of a City Hero... Fire Chief Aunt Freya."
[McCloud] So, next up is my office.
Whoa!
Cool!
Here's my state-of-the-art computer
where I monitor and respond to emergencies all over the city!
Cool! This is where you spend hours playing "Wizards of Yarg" with me!
Uh, well, certain strategy games sharpen one's skills in the field.
Yeah, if orcs attack the city, we'll be totally prepared.
[Mark] I don't know, sis.
Don't role playing games about fantastical worlds
cause, you know, nightmares...
to me?
Oh, it's just harmless fun, Mark.
Hey, you want to see the fire pole?
-Awesome! -[whistling]
-[burbling] -[grunts]
[whimpers]
Come on, Billy. Give it a try.
Whoa! Wait, wait, wait.
Aren't those poles dangerous and unsanitary, you know... to me?
[laughing]
They're perfectly safe, Mark.
We use them all the time.
Try it for yourself.
Uh...
Okay. Watch me, Billy.
You have to hold on tight and be careful of germs.
Like this...
[whimpers]
[Mark grunts]
I think the pole is broken!
Uh, Mark, you might wanna, you know,
loosen your grip there a bit, so you...
slide down.
The pole is broken.
-I can't! -[sighs]
Okay, guys, I got a plan.
And here's where we store
our fire fighting equipment and vehicles.
-Cool! -[Mark whimpering]
This is my special fire chief SUV.
Whoa!
Bob and Clemmons follow behind in this big ladder truck
that extends a hundred feet in the air.
Wow, Aunt Freya!
Everything you say and do is exciting,
just like a real hero!
Yeah, well, your father is a hero, too.
He's a pillow salesman, which is very exciting.
I mean, he...
-He has to, uh... -[hyperventilating]
-[alarm wails] -[yelp, grunts]
Ella, what's the emergency?
Another cat stuck in a tree or whatever.
Billy, this will be perfect for your report.
You can come on a ride along
and see the fire department in action.
Cool! Dad, can we?
I don't know. A cat in a tree?
Maybe we should leave this one to the professionals.
Mark, we are the professionals.
Uh, sis, aren't we going a little fast?
I'm doing the speed limit.
"The speed limit?" Sounds risky.
Oh, Mark, please. I'm the Fire Chief.
This is what I do.
Can I put on the siren, Aunt Freya?
Sure.
[siren blaring]
[yelp]
[meows]
[Billy] Wow! That cat is way up there!
Bob, Clemmons,
I need a backgammon board, a jackhammer,
a double cheeseburger, a fencing outfit,
and the dental records of a famous author!
Uh, sis, aren't the combination of those items
a recipe for disaster... to me?
Mark, you're my big brother
and I appreciate you looking out for me,
but why do you always assume bad things are going to happen?
Why? Because of the "incident," obviously.
The incident? What are you talking about?
You mean you don't remember?
[Mark] We were just kids.
Mom went into the store and asked me to watch you.
You begged me to ride
the coin operated kiddie rocket ship.
And I thought, "What could go wrong?"
It was just a toy rocket ship, right?
You climbed in...
but the rocket didn't go fast enough
for my little sister,
so you turned it up to full speed.
I watched helplessly as the rocket began to shake harder and harder.
And then, suddenly...
[yells]
-[crashes] -[man] My fruit!
You were unharmed and laughing,
but you could have been seriously hurt
and it would have been all my fault.
You were my responsibility.
I made a vow that day to never again let my loved ones
do anything potentially dangerous... and also never to play the harmonica
in front of a swan, but that's a different story.
I think I vaguely remember that, but, look, life is about taking chances
and sometimes, you need to have a little faith,
especially in yourself.
Now, come on, let's get that cat down.
-This cat? -[Mark gasps]
Billy. Listen carefully.
I need you to slowly put the cat down.
Then we need to sanitize those hands.
[cat meows]
Great job, Billy!
How'd you get the cat out of the tree by yourself?
I just called him and he jumped into my arms.
Looks like you're the hero today, Billy.
See, Mark? Billy saved the cat and no one was hurt.
Are you okay, Mark?
[spluttering]
Fire!
[Bob] The Mars Mission launch site!
-[screaming] -[gasping]
[both screaming]
Mark and Billy, you stay here!
Sis, you can't go over there!
It's too dangerous!
I need a walkie-talkie, a vibrating massage chair,
a sensory deprivation helmet, and hot cocoa.
-But, Chief, why... -No time!
[Mark] Fire! Danger!
Fight or flight!
Sit down and relax. Everything's gonna be fine.
-[vibrating] -This sensory deprivation helmet
will make sure you don't see or hear a peep.
What? I can't see or hear a peep!
Billy. Here's a walkie-talkie if you need me.
Come on. Let's put out a fire.
[engine starts]
This report is going be awesome!
-[meows] -Oh! Silly cat.
I'll be right back, Dad.
[vibrating]
Why's the power on, Chief?
The fire short circuited the power grid
to the launch site. It's going haywire.
[man over PA] Launch in three minutes and counting.
[gasps] The rocket's gonna launch?
Good. The rocket's full of combustible fuel,
so it's better off in space than down here.
[grunting]
Here, kitty, kitty.
-Nice kitty. -[meows]
Here, kitty, kitty.
Nice Kitty.
[alarm blares]
[vibrating]
Uh, Chief, your brother is vibrating towards the rocket.
Hot Cocoa!
-Ha! -Ouch!
What... [gasps]
[McCloud] Mark, don't panic.
Just vibrate back the other way.
I knew this vibrating chair was bad news!
Only people should tremble!
Wait, where is...
[man over PA] Launch in two minutes and counting.
[both] Billy!
[laughs]
We've gotta get Billy out of there!
Aunt Freya will save you, Billy!
Don't worry! I've got that covered!
Chief, the fire is spreading towards those fuel tanks.
[Clemmons] If we don't stop it, they're gonna explode.
Mark, listen to me.
We're gonna have to work together to put out the fire and rescue Billy.
You're closer to the rocket.
You have to save Billy.
I... I can't! I'm not like you!
[McCloud] No time!
You can do this, Mark!
[man over PA] Fifty seconds to lift off.
I... I have to save Billy!
[grunts, thuds]
Daddy's coming, Billy!
Ouch! Hot!
Ooh! Hot stuff.
[Mark grunting]
[ominous music]
[screams]
[panting]
[screams]
Ahh! Whoa! [whimpering]
Mommy, mommy, mommy! [shrieks]
[man over PA] Thirty seconds to lift off.
[grunting]
[breathing heavily]
[whimpers]
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Mommy, Daddy, Billy! Mommy, Daddy, Billy!
Mommy, Daddy, Billy! Whoa!
Twenty seconds to lift off.
[grunting]
It's locked! Why?
Are they afraid someone's gonna rob them in orbit?
Mark! Pull the door open! Don't push!
Ten seconds to lift off.
Oh.
-Dad? -Billy!
-Let's get out of here! -[slams]
-[gasps] -We're taking off!
[rumbling]
-[laughing] -[whimpering]
Yes! This has all the same safety features
as the emergency control panel
I had installed at the pillow store.
-[Billy laughing] -Don't be afraid, Billy.
[grunts] Just leave it... to me!
[beeps]
Oh. Thank goodness you guys are okay!
Mark, you did it!
Huh? I guess I did.
You know, sis,
now that I've seen what you do, up close,
I realize, it's much, much more terrifying
and dangerous than even I could have ever imagined.
I'm changing the title of my report to
"A Day in the Life of Two Heroes...
Aunt Freya and My Dad."
Actually, I think you'll find
this city is full of heroes, Billy.
Dad, can I ride
in your emotionally scarring backstory rocket?
Um... Sure, Billy. Have fun.
Yeah! Whee!
[laughing]
-[whooshes] -Whoa!
-[giggling] -[sighs]
Whee!
[crashes]
-[laughing] -Oh, come on!
Cool!
[closing theme music]