1 00:00:31,626 --> 00:00:34,209 Okay, Tread. Ready for the big race against... 2 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:36,459 yourself? 3 00:00:36,543 --> 00:00:38,876 They don't call me "Ready Tready" for nothing. 4 00:00:38,959 --> 00:00:41,251 I'm the fastest, undefeated driver in the city, 5 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,959 so I challenge myself to a race! 6 00:00:44,043 --> 00:00:45,959 On your marks, get set-- 7 00:00:47,126 --> 00:00:48,043 Police chase? 8 00:00:48,126 --> 00:00:50,751 Awesome! Real, not-me competition! 9 00:00:52,501 --> 00:00:53,918 This is Lieutenant Duke DeTain. 10 00:00:54,001 --> 00:00:56,459 Daisy Kaboom Lewis stole a diamond encrusted chainsaw 11 00:00:56,543 --> 00:00:58,084 from the City Hardware and Jewelry store. 12 00:00:58,168 --> 00:00:59,209 I'm in pursuit. 13 00:01:06,251 --> 00:01:09,209 So, you think you can outrace Tread Octane, huh? 14 00:01:09,293 --> 00:01:10,751 What? It's not a race. 15 00:01:10,834 --> 00:01:12,668 -I'm trying to catch a thief. -Ha! 16 00:01:12,751 --> 00:01:14,626 Well, I'm stealing this race! 17 00:01:15,168 --> 00:01:17,334 Did ya lose that dogged lawman? 18 00:01:17,668 --> 00:01:18,793 Duke's too fast! 19 00:01:18,876 --> 00:01:20,543 Though Tread's giving him a run for his money. 20 00:01:32,668 --> 00:01:35,126 Nice race, Duke. Too bad you lost. 21 00:01:35,209 --> 00:01:36,376 It wasn't a race. 22 00:01:36,459 --> 00:01:38,584 I was chasing a crook and you got in the way. 23 00:01:38,668 --> 00:01:39,959 Obstruction of justice is a crime. 24 00:01:40,043 --> 00:01:41,001 Ha! 25 00:01:43,209 --> 00:01:45,876 The only crime in racing is losing. 26 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:47,584 I don't have time for this. 27 00:01:47,668 --> 00:01:49,001 I have a thief to catch. 28 00:01:50,126 --> 00:01:52,251 Looks like you lost that race, too. 29 00:01:52,334 --> 00:01:54,501 -It was not a race! -Oh, yeah? 30 00:01:54,584 --> 00:01:56,168 I challenge you to a race! 31 00:02:00,709 --> 00:02:02,043 Did you get the diamond chainsaw? 32 00:02:02,126 --> 00:02:03,418 Lost it. 33 00:02:03,501 --> 00:02:04,793 I couldn't outrun Duke. 34 00:02:04,876 --> 00:02:06,334 You see? 35 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,084 This is why I work alone. 36 00:02:08,168 --> 00:02:10,293 Hey, you said it was a two-man job! 37 00:02:10,376 --> 00:02:11,418 And where did you expect me 38 00:02:11,501 --> 00:02:13,251 to find a stampeding herd of cattle? 39 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,001 Don't matter. 40 00:02:15,084 --> 00:02:16,168 The whole plan's a bust. 41 00:02:16,251 --> 00:02:17,584 The safe gets loaded onto that plane 42 00:02:17,668 --> 00:02:18,543 in two hours. 43 00:02:18,626 --> 00:02:19,918 Then we steal the chainsaw 44 00:02:20,001 --> 00:02:21,793 back from the police evidence room. 45 00:02:21,876 --> 00:02:24,126 You sayin' we rob the pokey, the airport safe, 46 00:02:24,209 --> 00:02:26,793 and outrun that dang lawman, in two hours? 47 00:02:26,876 --> 00:02:28,626 Ain't no one that fast. 48 00:02:28,709 --> 00:02:31,043 Hmm. Actually... 49 00:02:32,084 --> 00:02:35,168 Add a new spark plug, balance the crankshaft and boom! 50 00:02:35,251 --> 00:02:36,834 Car fixed in ten minutes! 51 00:02:36,918 --> 00:02:38,251 That's a Tread record! 52 00:02:38,334 --> 00:02:39,501 Tread Octane? 53 00:02:39,584 --> 00:02:42,084 Hey. Weren't you racing that cop? 54 00:02:42,168 --> 00:02:43,959 -Yeah. -Good race. 55 00:02:44,043 --> 00:02:45,168 What can I do for ya? 56 00:02:45,251 --> 00:02:47,418 I wanted to see if you could fix my motorcycle. 57 00:02:49,126 --> 00:02:51,918 Uh, it'll take me at least a week. 58 00:02:52,001 --> 00:02:54,418 So much for the race today. 59 00:02:54,501 --> 00:02:56,459 Did you say race? 60 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:58,626 As in "I challenge you to a..."? 61 00:02:58,709 --> 00:02:59,709 You bet. 62 00:02:59,793 --> 00:03:01,501 I'm, uh, racing Duke DeTain. 63 00:03:01,584 --> 00:03:04,543 Ha! I wiped the track with that guy. 64 00:03:04,626 --> 00:03:06,001 Well, that's not what Duke said. 65 00:03:06,084 --> 00:03:08,334 I think his exact words were, 66 00:03:08,418 --> 00:03:11,043 "Tread Octane drives like my grandma." 67 00:03:11,126 --> 00:03:12,959 But Duke's Grandma drives super slow 68 00:03:13,043 --> 00:03:14,334 and leaves her turn signal on. 69 00:03:14,418 --> 00:03:16,293 I know, I've raced her eighteen times. 70 00:03:17,584 --> 00:03:19,293 I challenge Duke to a race! 71 00:03:19,376 --> 00:03:20,418 Well, I guess you and I 72 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:23,001 could race Duke together in your hot rod. 73 00:03:24,168 --> 00:03:26,543 There is no "together" in racing. 74 00:03:26,626 --> 00:03:28,793 Tread Octane is a lone wolf, 75 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:31,126 and not just 'cause I get lost in the woods a lot. 76 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:33,418 No problem. 77 00:03:36,043 --> 00:03:37,251 I'll sit in the passenger seat 78 00:03:37,334 --> 00:03:38,668 while you do all the driving... 79 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:40,709 -And winning. 80 00:03:40,793 --> 00:03:42,793 Deal. But you have to push your seat back 81 00:03:42,876 --> 00:03:45,376 as far as it goes so I pass the finish line first. 82 00:03:57,668 --> 00:03:58,668 Yes! 83 00:03:58,751 --> 00:04:00,501 Across town in less than three minutes. 84 00:04:00,584 --> 00:04:01,959 That's a new Tread record! 85 00:04:02,043 --> 00:04:04,418 So, uh, you wait here. 86 00:04:04,501 --> 00:04:07,626 My friend doesn't "cotton" to strangers. 87 00:04:07,709 --> 00:04:09,251 And until I figure out what "cotton" means, 88 00:04:09,334 --> 00:04:10,584 it's better to play it safe. 89 00:04:12,376 --> 00:04:14,959 One, two, three-- 90 00:04:15,043 --> 00:04:16,043 -Snake! 91 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:18,168 Dang it. 92 00:04:18,251 --> 00:04:19,876 Almost had four hulas. 93 00:04:20,584 --> 00:04:22,543 I found a getaway driver. 94 00:04:22,626 --> 00:04:24,543 What's up, weird cowboy dude? 95 00:04:25,751 --> 00:04:28,293 The name's Snake Rattler! 96 00:04:28,376 --> 00:04:29,584 I'll never remember that. 97 00:04:29,668 --> 00:04:32,584 I'm just gonna call you weird cowboy dude. 98 00:04:33,001 --> 00:04:34,751 I told you this was a two-man job. 99 00:04:34,834 --> 00:04:37,293 I'm telling you, this guy is fast. 100 00:04:37,376 --> 00:04:39,668 If anyone can outrun Duke DeTain, 101 00:04:39,751 --> 00:04:41,376 it's Tread Octane. 102 00:04:41,459 --> 00:04:43,168 I don't know 'bout this, Daisy. 103 00:04:43,251 --> 00:04:45,334 You really think we can trust this city slicker? 104 00:04:45,418 --> 00:04:47,876 Well, I don't know if he's cool with the whole 105 00:04:47,959 --> 00:04:49,668 "breaking the law" thing, 106 00:04:49,751 --> 00:04:52,501 so I told him we're racing Duke DeTain. 107 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:54,793 Tread will do anything to win. 108 00:04:54,876 --> 00:04:58,001 Okay, but this guy better do as he's told. 109 00:04:58,084 --> 00:05:00,459 Remember, you mess with the Snake, 110 00:05:00,543 --> 00:05:02,376 you get the fangs. 111 00:05:02,793 --> 00:05:04,168 Is that your new catchphrase? 112 00:05:04,251 --> 00:05:05,501 I dunno, you like it? 113 00:05:05,584 --> 00:05:06,626 It's either that or... 114 00:05:06,709 --> 00:05:09,751 "Snake Rattler... Silent but deadly." 115 00:05:09,834 --> 00:05:11,334 I'd go with the first one. 116 00:05:15,626 --> 00:05:18,668 Okay, Tread, you wait here at the, uh, 117 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:19,876 starting line. 118 00:05:19,959 --> 00:05:22,084 Hope you're ready to race, partner. 119 00:05:22,168 --> 00:05:24,834 I was born ready, and bald, and naked, 120 00:05:24,918 --> 00:05:26,168 weird cowboy dude. 121 00:05:28,501 --> 00:05:30,084 The plan is to infiltrate the police station 122 00:05:30,168 --> 00:05:31,209 dressed as lawmen, 123 00:05:31,293 --> 00:05:33,751 grab the diamond chainsaw, and get out. 124 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:35,834 Here's your disguise. 125 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:38,293 Remember. You're Detective Sam Grizzled 126 00:05:38,376 --> 00:05:40,834 and I'm Detective Rooky Partnur. 127 00:05:40,918 --> 00:05:42,501 You know Rooky's a woman, right? 128 00:05:42,584 --> 00:05:45,459 Yeah. I'm comfortable with non-traditional casting. 129 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:52,001 Howdy, lawman. 130 00:05:53,668 --> 00:05:55,668 Clearly, it's me, Rooky. 131 00:05:55,751 --> 00:05:57,793 We need that diamond encrusted chainsaw 132 00:05:57,876 --> 00:06:00,126 Duke just placed in evidence, savvy? 133 00:06:00,209 --> 00:06:02,334 Jeesh, Rooky, are you okay? 134 00:06:02,418 --> 00:06:04,793 You sound a touch more old western than usual, 135 00:06:04,876 --> 00:06:06,751 plus you're wearing an eye-patch. 136 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,251 Uh, she's fine. 137 00:06:08,334 --> 00:06:09,543 Allergies. 138 00:06:09,626 --> 00:06:10,876 Right. 139 00:06:10,959 --> 00:06:12,001 Allergies. 140 00:06:12,084 --> 00:06:13,084 Ahh-choo. 141 00:06:13,168 --> 00:06:15,584 Now, can we get that chainsaw, lawman? 142 00:06:15,668 --> 00:06:16,626 I sympathize. 143 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:18,459 I'm allergic to everything with a vowel. 144 00:06:18,543 --> 00:06:19,418 Sure, go on in. 145 00:06:24,334 --> 00:06:26,126 Look at all this evidence I stole. 146 00:06:26,751 --> 00:06:28,834 Here is the double cross ruby I stole form the museum. 147 00:06:30,001 --> 00:06:31,959 And the peregrine falcon I stole from the zoo. 148 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:33,626 Good times. 149 00:06:35,543 --> 00:06:38,084 Quit reminiscing and help me find the chainsaw. 150 00:06:43,626 --> 00:06:44,626 Hey, Alan. 151 00:06:44,709 --> 00:06:46,084 We're here to get the Giant Boomerang 152 00:06:46,168 --> 00:06:47,793 -out of evidence. -Uh... 153 00:06:47,876 --> 00:06:49,876 Aren't you already in the evidence room? 154 00:06:49,959 --> 00:06:52,918 Wow, Rooky, your allergy cleared up fast! 155 00:06:53,001 --> 00:06:55,209 I've had this rash on my clavicle for weeks. 156 00:06:55,293 --> 00:06:58,376 -Maybe you could just take a-- -Wait, what do you mean "already"? 157 00:06:59,209 --> 00:07:02,168 What the... It's us! 158 00:07:02,251 --> 00:07:04,418 Wow! I look great! 159 00:07:04,501 --> 00:07:06,626 Rooky, Grizzled, Rooky, Grizzled. 160 00:07:08,418 --> 00:07:10,001 Hey, what's going on here? 161 00:07:10,084 --> 00:07:12,793 Duke, these two are dressed as me and Grizzled 162 00:07:12,876 --> 00:07:14,251 to rob the evidence room. 163 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:16,918 Or maybe you're dressed as me and Grizzled 164 00:07:17,001 --> 00:07:18,459 to rob the evidence room. 165 00:07:18,543 --> 00:07:20,084 All right. You got us. 166 00:07:20,168 --> 00:07:22,793 Grizzled, they're not us! We're us! 167 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:24,751 Clearly, they're the imposters, 168 00:07:24,834 --> 00:07:26,418 because the real Grizzled is too lazy 169 00:07:26,501 --> 00:07:27,709 to carry a heavy chainsaw. 170 00:07:29,793 --> 00:07:30,959 Rooky Number One is right. 171 00:07:31,043 --> 00:07:34,251 Real me would fake a back injury and make Rooky Number Two do it! 172 00:07:34,334 --> 00:07:36,334 Hey, they're getting away! 173 00:07:41,459 --> 00:07:42,543 Grizzled, come on! 174 00:07:42,626 --> 00:07:43,751 Other us are getting away! 175 00:07:43,834 --> 00:07:44,959 Darn it. 176 00:07:45,043 --> 00:07:47,209 I really wanted a day with no running. 177 00:07:50,959 --> 00:07:52,543 Huh? Is that Tread? 178 00:07:52,626 --> 00:07:54,334 I didn't think he was a crook. 179 00:07:54,418 --> 00:07:57,668 He did charge me a criminally high price for an oil change. 180 00:07:58,543 --> 00:07:59,543 After them! 181 00:08:00,751 --> 00:08:02,418 The race is on, Tread. 182 00:08:02,501 --> 00:08:05,418 First one to the airport then back to Snake's place wins. 183 00:08:05,501 --> 00:08:07,043 -Awesome! 184 00:08:07,501 --> 00:08:08,751 Pull over, Tread! 185 00:08:08,834 --> 00:08:10,668 Ha! Nice try! 186 00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:13,168 Not pulling over is the first rule of winning races. 187 00:08:19,584 --> 00:08:20,709 Ha-ha! 188 00:08:23,959 --> 00:08:25,626 Tread, what are you doing? 189 00:08:25,709 --> 00:08:26,959 Beating you! 190 00:08:27,043 --> 00:08:29,834 Regret challenging Tread Octane to a race now? 191 00:08:29,918 --> 00:08:30,918 But, I... 192 00:08:35,918 --> 00:08:38,668 Yes! You've completed the first leg of the race. 193 00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:40,459 Now, get over to that crane. 194 00:08:42,543 --> 00:08:44,876 So, it's like an obstacle course? 195 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:46,293 Yeah. 196 00:08:46,376 --> 00:08:49,001 You gotta do a donut under the safe, uh, 197 00:08:49,084 --> 00:08:50,834 then get back to the finish line for the win! 198 00:08:50,918 --> 00:08:52,043 Cool! 199 00:08:52,126 --> 00:08:53,126 Hold on! 200 00:09:05,001 --> 00:09:06,501 -Whoo! 201 00:09:06,584 --> 00:09:08,876 We did it! We got the loot! 202 00:09:08,959 --> 00:09:09,876 Uh, quick question, 203 00:09:09,959 --> 00:09:11,793 'cause even my questions are fast, 204 00:09:11,876 --> 00:09:14,668 did we just rob that money from the airport? 205 00:09:14,751 --> 00:09:16,043 Define "rob". 206 00:09:16,126 --> 00:09:16,959 Steal. 207 00:09:17,501 --> 00:09:19,126 -Then, yes. 208 00:09:19,918 --> 00:09:21,959 Tread, look! Right up there! 209 00:09:22,043 --> 00:09:23,459 It's the finish line! 210 00:09:23,543 --> 00:09:24,793 You're gonna do it! 211 00:09:24,876 --> 00:09:27,126 You're gonna beat Duke DeTain in a race! 212 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,751 Tread, it's not too late! 213 00:09:29,834 --> 00:09:31,709 You've gotta put a stop to this! 214 00:09:31,793 --> 00:09:33,084 Don't listen to him, Tread. 215 00:09:33,168 --> 00:09:36,084 As soon as you slow down, Duke'll blow by you and win, 216 00:09:36,168 --> 00:09:38,793 and Tread Octane doesn't come in second place. 217 00:09:42,126 --> 00:09:44,918 Keep driving or I soak your car's interior! 218 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:45,959 No! 219 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:47,668 Do you know how mildly irritating it is 220 00:09:47,751 --> 00:09:49,668 to clean soda stains out of leather? 221 00:09:56,459 --> 00:09:58,209 Tread, what are you doing? 222 00:09:58,293 --> 00:09:59,709 This isn't the way to Snake's house! 223 00:09:59,793 --> 00:10:02,501 Nope! It's the way to the big house. 224 00:10:14,793 --> 00:10:16,751 Tread! You captured the bad guys! 225 00:10:16,834 --> 00:10:18,793 That's kind of winning, right? 226 00:10:18,876 --> 00:10:21,043 If by "winning" you mean "going to jail", then yes. 227 00:10:21,126 --> 00:10:23,543 You can't put Tread in jail. 228 00:10:23,626 --> 00:10:25,918 Look, Snake and I tricked him into helping us 229 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:27,168 by saying it was a race. 230 00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:28,626 All Tread was doing 231 00:10:28,709 --> 00:10:30,584 was driving recklessly through the streets. 232 00:10:30,668 --> 00:10:31,959 Which is also a crime. 233 00:10:32,043 --> 00:10:33,043 Quiet, Snake. 234 00:10:33,126 --> 00:10:37,918 Look, unlike me and Snake here, Tread never chose to be bad. 235 00:10:39,834 --> 00:10:41,418 All right, Tread. 236 00:10:41,501 --> 00:10:44,084 You can go, but your competitive streak is gonna get you in big trouble 237 00:10:44,168 --> 00:10:45,168 one of these days. 238 00:10:45,251 --> 00:10:46,668 What about my car? 239 00:10:46,751 --> 00:10:48,834 We're gonna keep it for a few days as evidence. 240 00:10:48,918 --> 00:10:50,834 You can race again when you get it back. 241 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:54,418 Who needs a car? First one to the junkyard wins! 242 00:10:55,668 --> 00:10:57,293 Yeah! 243 00:10:57,376 --> 00:10:59,834 I'm winning!