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劇名：危險駕駛

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地球呼叫比利

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-你有聽到嗎？
-有啊

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妳用了普特斯上校給的湯匙

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是蒙門特斯上尉給我們的鑰匙

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然後我打開了
市長辦公桌的古董書

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是搭第一批屯墾船
來城市拓荒的船長寫的

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是喔？

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可惜最後一頁的字糊掉了

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如果看得到

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或許就能知道是芬卓克
還是辛克萊建立城市的了

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太好了

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你最近到底怎麼了？

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你好像一直都沒辦法專心

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對耶

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太棒了！

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比利，我在跟你說話

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比利，甘藍星的
花椰菜星人入侵了

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真是太...

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比利，要小心那個郵筒啊

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梅迪，妳說得對

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我的注意力真的很渙散

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我沒辦法專心

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不覺得你太常打電動了？

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遊戲程式

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說得沒錯

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它正在摧毀我的大腦

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那就休息個一、兩天吧

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那樣有什麼用？

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這些程式毀了我的人生

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我得澈底擺脫它們

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《漢堡賽車》，刪除

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《機場武士四》，取消航班

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《維京棒球》，你們快滾吧

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好吧，你有點反應過度了

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不是我反應不夠過度嗎？

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別還我手機了

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我才不要碰
任何長得像電玩的東西

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怎麼了？

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我剛剛只是上完插花課

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現在要準備開車回體育場而已

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你剛剛危險駕駛

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他危險駕駛？

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你剛撞壞了農先生的攤子耶

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開車衝過泳池派對

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提比帽子上的煞車痕

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害默劇演員哭出來，大哭喔

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還要我再繼續說嗎？

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瓦勒是鼎鼎有名的特技駕駛耶

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他還發明了奧里諾科滑行

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雖然我不記得這回事

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我才不在乎這些

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要特技飛車就去表演舞台上

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我要去抓冰淇淋車搶匪

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不能陪你玩鬼抓人了

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去考安全駕照考試

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不然就不能在城市開車

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什麼？

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瓦勒考駕照一定會通過的

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他現在就能考過

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瓦勒先生嗎？

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這是搭載火蜥蜴處理器

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遊戲運轉速度超快的
平板X3000嗎？

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比利，別激動

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瓦勒先生

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這場考試由我負責幫你監考

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太好了

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我們走吧

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我們成功了

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我還活著

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他沒通過

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我們不能坐視不管，對吧？

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也許

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瓦勒不該再繼續這樣飆車了

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這是為了他好

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我現在只能在特技場開車了

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可是我不想下半輩子
都困在體育場裡面啊

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如果我能放棄電玩

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你也一定可以放棄飆車

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-我們幫你
-怎麼幫？

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我們還小，又不能開車

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但我們認識的人可以

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當然會幫忙

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瓦勒是我們的家人

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我想只要在今晚的
表演開始之前

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改變他的個性就行了

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我先來擬定詳細的
安全開車訓練計畫程式

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聽起來好像電玩啊

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比利，你要撐住

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假裝這是普通的街道

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只要小心地開到路的另一頭

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比利會在控制中心

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製造一些聲音讓你分心

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感覺好像遊戲

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還是讓我來吧

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太棒了，我做得怎麼樣？

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沒錯

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遇到塞車要有耐心

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就像我們練習的

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準備好了

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終極考驗來了

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老兄，你剛剛沒撞上
那輛炸藥卡車

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造成爆炸耶

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來個旋轉打滑慶祝吧

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拜託

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那樣會違反
《城市行車法規》第五節

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是誰教你們開車的？

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好吧

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那我們就快去考試吧

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考駕照到底要花多久啊？

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他考得怎麼樣？

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我從來沒看過
進步這麼多的駕駛

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而且才過一天

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你可以在城市路上開車了

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-讚啦
-很好

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-太棒了
-瓦勒，好樣的

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恭喜

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瓦勒，我們成功了

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你通過駕照考試了

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我也放棄遊戲了

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感覺很棒吧？

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我從來沒有這麼興奮過

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好吧，他們看起來很正常

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趕快走吧，表演要開始了

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很好

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還有時間排練壓軸的火焰燃蕉

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比利，你來控制邪惡猩猩吧

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我...我不行

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意志力真強

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請記住

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四輛摩托車都在瓦勒上下
來個180度翻轉

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他會翻越香蕉

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這個時候火會炸開

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然後點燃火焰香蕉

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時機最重要，現在開始吧

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完全停止，注意兩邊

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瓦勒到底在搞什麼東西？

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他感覺好像變了一個人

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天啊，我很抱歉

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我們可以再來一次嗎？

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我不知道我怎麼了

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我知道他怎麼了

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瓦勒為了行車安全
就必須一直克制自己

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所以他非常痛苦

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來不及變更特技內容了

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時機也全被搞砸

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但我們還是得表演

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就算會被噓到沒臉回來這裡

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現在進入壓軸的火焰表演

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邪惡猩猩的回歸

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簡直是場災難

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瓦勒搞砸了每個表演

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至少觀眾沒噓我們

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他們都快睡著了

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我們的英雄可以安撫邪惡猩猩
並端出火焰燃蕉嗎？

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冰淇淋車搶匪？

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他們也是來表演的嗎？

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危險駕駛

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沒有票根還非法闖入表演場地

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小心一點

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我們的道具都是租來的

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我是說

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這很刺激，對吧，各位？

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不是每個人
都有我們特技團隊的技術

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瓦勒，使出奧里諾科滑行

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趕快阻止他們逃走

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我不行，一定要嗎？

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那種滑行很危險

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所以我告訴自己絕對不要...

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只是在有些場合上
放棄自己熱愛的事物

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不代表你要永遠放棄啊

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我們需要奧里諾科滑行

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就算我現在想做這招

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我上去的時候

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坡道角度
也要剛剛好在那個位置

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那就需要電競玩家的
準確度跟反應能力

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比利，你確定嗎？

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瓦勒，這是特技表演

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所以你可以盡情瘋狂

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放手去吧

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太棒了！

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奧里諾科

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讚啦！

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你們三個準備坐牢吧

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這完全值得，超瘋狂的！

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現在我知道遊戲不是一切

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我可以只玩15分鐘的
《維京棒球》就好

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陽光感覺好像更耀眼

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風也更涼爽了

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你看起來也變得更怪了

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太棒了！

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這超讚的

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相信我

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這樣對所有人來說都好