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[opening theme music plays]

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-[sirens blaring]
-[horn honking]

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[tires screech]

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[blaring continues]

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[Maddy]
The original City map isn't here, Billy.

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Principal Schwartz said
a local business had it.

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[Billy] That was a long time ago, Maddy.

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Plus, you know
how the Principal gets confused.

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[Madison] We don't even know
if the map will tell us

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who founded the City.

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I know, but since the book we found
in the Mayor's desk

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had its last page torn out,

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finding the map could be our only hope.

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Looks like Dr. Wexler isn't here.

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Let's come back when he's around.

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Ooh, what's that?

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It's gotta be something way cool!

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[screams]
For the love of Planck's Constant,

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don't touch that!

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-[crashing]
-[gasps]

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My invention... Ruined!

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It wasn't something
super-important, was it?

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Cold fusion? Anti-gravity?

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-Time travel?
-Even better!

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It was a steam-powered steam generator!

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So, not better.

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I'm so sorry.

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Can we help you fix it?

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Why bother?

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It didn't even work.

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Like all my other inventions!

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Come on, all of them?

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My hypnosis machine? Flopped.

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My robot hairdresser? Chopped.

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My inflatable submarine?

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Popped?

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Wouldn't inflate. [sighs]

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I have failed yet again.

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I am an embarrassment to science!

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You are making, like,
way too big a deal out of this.

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There is nothing left
for me to do except...

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[shudders] ...join the family business.

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Come, Bunsen.

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Let us slouch off to our dismal future.

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I know that look.

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Don't feel guilty, Billy.

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He just needs to blow off steam.

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He'll come back.

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He hasn't come back.

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Which is why we called you,
Dr. Ravenhurst.

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Don't blame yourselves, kids.

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Dr. Wexler just found out
he's the only one

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of his old classmates who hasn't had

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some scientific achievement
named after him.

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Scientists are sensitive!

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Uh-huh. It was between Wexler
and Professor Peter Peebles

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to see who would be last.

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Then Peebles found
a new species of wheat weevil.

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Right! Dr. Peebles' Weevils!

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We studied them in Biology class.

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Dr. Wexler can't just walk away!

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The City depends on him.

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I mean, who's gonna run this place?

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They'll find a replacement.

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Don't worry, there aren't a lot
of observatory emergencies.

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Now, excuse me
while I get back to my invention,

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the Ravenhurst Rapid Radiometer.

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I say we find Doctor Wexler
and drag him back here.

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He'd just leave again.

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We have to make him feel like he's needed.

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[Maddy]
How? We don't even know where he is.

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[Billy]
He said something about going to work

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for the "family business."

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-[warning alarm blaring]
-[system] Warning!

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Meteor on collision course with City!

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Imminent Catastrophe!

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Get your Wexler Family
Semi-Famous Hot Dog Buns.

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Step right up.

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I'd like a hot dog with mustard.

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Oh, would you. What do you see?

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A... bun?

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It's a work of culinary art!

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Do you know the calculations required

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to design its industrial-grade
spongy composition,

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or its geometrically precise
doughy hinges? Hmm?

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It's... still a bun, right?

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A perfect bun!

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Which is why it doesn't need
your "hot dog."

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Or your "mustard."
But you would not understand.

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Nobody understands!

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[sobs]

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Wow. He is in bad shape.

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I know. But we have to try.

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Hey, Wexler Family
Semi-Famous Hot Dog Buns.

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-Get 'em here.
-[Madison] Dr. Wexler!

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Billy set off your hypnosis machine
and thinks he's Detective Grizzled!

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Only you can snap him out of it!

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Grumpy... Need a nap...

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Oh, very grumpy.

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Is he trying to be me?

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No, I'm hypnotized,
and I just think I'm you.

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[awkward tune]

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Gosh, I'm not hypnotized anymore.

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It's a miracle. Thanks, Detective.

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Don't mention it, kid.

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[groans]

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I'll take a bun.

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Okay. But you won't like it.

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[Madison] You know, we don't
have to run the observatory

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until the City finds
a replacement for Doctor Wexler.

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We're not exactly scientists.

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I know, but he walked away
'cause of what we did,

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so it's up to us to keep things going

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until a new scientist gets here.

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[alarms blaring]

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[Madison] Well, I hope they hurry!

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[system] Danger! Meteor on approach!

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Point of impact: City Hall! Do something!

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C'mon!

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[tense music]

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[kids panting]

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Dr. Wexler! Dr. Wexler!

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What now? Another one
of your childish games?

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Oh! Let me guess.

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We're being attacked by aliens
and only my buns can stop them.

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Wait. That sounded wrong.

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Doctor Wexler, you have to listen to us!

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I told you, I am done with science!

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There is nothing you can say
that will change my mind!

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Then we won't say anything.
We'll show you!

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Fine. [sighs]

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Perhaps it will distract me
from my multifaceted inadequacy.

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[whooshing noises]

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[dramatic screaming]

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A meteor is on its way
to destroy the City.

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Yes! And only you can save us!

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That might have been true,

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if I were a successful scientist.

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But no, I am just a bad bun vendor.

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Well, can you at least show us
how to turn off

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the Observatory's meteor alarm?

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[sighs] I suppose.

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Bunsen, I'll be back.
Don't eat all the buns.

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[alarms blaring]

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[Dr. Wexler sighing] Done.

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Now back to my buns.

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Doc, this is an intervention.

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Doctor Wexler, we appreciate you
and we believe in you.

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You're the only scientist
that can save us.

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And the only scientist around,
isn't that right?

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That's odd. We should get more scientists.

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I'll make a note.

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[Billy] Wait! If you save the City,
you'll be famous.

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A legend!

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They might even name things after you!

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[inspired music]

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[determined action music]

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[people worried chatting]

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[music intensifying]

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[scraping]

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[system] Meteor entering
upper atmosphere...

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Talk about cutting it close!

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Great work, Dr. Wexler.

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Yes, it was.

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Even Peter Peebles
couldn't have pulled this off.

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It was just a matter of calculating

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to the third decimal point
the amount of drag

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that the atmosphere
will put on the meteo...

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Oopsie.

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"Oopsie"?

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Yeah, about that whole

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"calculating to
the third decimal point" thing?

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Turns out when you calculate
to the fourth decimal point,

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not so good.

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You mean, the meteor is still
going to destroy the City?

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[Madison] Is there anything we can do?

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We could share a ride to the airport
if there's a plane leaving real soon.

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See? Proof that I am a bad scientist.

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You'd only be a bad scientist
if you gave up!

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Good scientists don't quit
if they don't have something

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named after them
or if they make an oopsie!

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Good scientists work
till they get a breakthrough,

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create a cure or find an answer!

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Good scientists bounce back
and make the world better!

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Bounce back! Yes!

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[Madison] That was some speech.

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[Billy] I watch a lot of sports movies.

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[intense suspenseful music]

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[van accelerating]

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[thuds]

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[Madison] Shouldn't that meteor
have punctured Cubby?

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Well... no, because, uh... science!

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He's the expert.

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[intense suspenseful music]

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[crashing]

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What? Why?

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[tense music]

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[tires screech]

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This is the exact point of impact!

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Cool. We'll have an awesome view
before we're flattened.

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What do we do now?

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Now it's time to move my buns.

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[people clamoring]

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[gasps]

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[intense music]

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[all grunt]

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[grunting]

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[squishes]

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[whooshing]

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[people cheering]

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-It worked!
-Yeah!

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First lesson of science, children:

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Always go the extra decimal point.

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Good tip, Dr. Wexler.

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Okay, you win. One plain bun.

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Sorry. They're all sold out!

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[Mayor Fleck] Doctor Wexler,
thank you for protecting our City.

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Not to mention my office,
which just got a new coat of paint.

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Also, the Journal of Dubious Science

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has announced
that your city-saving calculations

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will be known henceforth

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as the "Wexler Deflector Conjecture."

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Oh! Thank you both.

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Yes, I did it all for science...

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and my city.

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[crowd cheering]

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[cheering] Yeah!

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As for Peter Peebles,
if you are watching this at home...

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[blows raspberry]

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I guess that makes up for breaking
his steam-powered steam generator.

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I guess. By the way,

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"The Journal of Dubious Science"?

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Yeah, made that up, too.

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But I knew he'd believe it, because...

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Science!

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[closing theme music]