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劇名：是、否，还是不置可否？

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我們不能花大錢買哈爾土地的廢棄物

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我們哪來的錢啊？我們還小

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那還真遺憾

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你們為什麼要買這種東西？

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不要讓他知道我們認為箱子裡

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有建城元老的線索

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聽說你們一直在找
建城元老的線索

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講祕密要更小聲

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真不想戳破夢幻泡泡

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可是我全翻過了
什麼線索都沒有

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如果我們用這個跟你換呢？

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好閃亮

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我是說，如果你們只有這個

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好吧，給你們

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小心點，那很重

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還是帶推車來搬好了

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市長先生，有訪客來了

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你在做什麼？

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我每天都喜歡反思本市
欣欣向榮的模樣

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以及我有多進步

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我以前被選為最有可能

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最不可能擔任重要公職的人

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我現在才知道

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原來你這麼重視
支持度跟成就耶

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我其實現在沒有了

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弗列克市長
我是薇拉波斯維奇

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擔任公共關係顧問

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藍色長條代表過去的市長

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紅色長條是你

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根據我訪問過的人群

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你是本市有史以來
支持度最低的市長

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而且越來越低

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-幫我放在下面
-好吧

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真奇怪

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怎麼會這樣？

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打擾了，媽
可以借堆高機嗎？

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小朋友，等我一下喔

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市長，我的研究顯示

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問題在於你常拒絕市民

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不

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我是說，妳說什麼？

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你否決蓋社區泳池的計畫

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那是因爲他們
想在街道中間蓋泳池耶

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還有去除ㄎ這個音的提案

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還有訂定每天穿睡衣日的計畫

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少了ㄎ
開合跳就會變哀合跳了

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我絕對不會每天穿睡衣

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大家會把我當笑話

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人們討厭受到拒絕

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所以你會惹人討厭

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那我該怎麼辦？

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不管什麼，全都說好

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讓我們先從
下一個進門的人開始

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我媽說過，如果一直說〝好〞

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根本就不知道自己答應了什麼

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這絕對不是好主意

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一定有折衷的辦法

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這座城市需要一間
人類砲彈學院

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-可能吧
-好耶，棒呆了

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很棒的折衷說法，沒錯吧？

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把我鬍子的生日
變成大家的市立假日吧

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可能吧

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我覺得從現在開始
香水都應該要有臭起司味

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可…

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能吧

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可能吧

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可能吧

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可能吧

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你好，當權人士

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我想把我其中一棟建築

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變成從空氣中去除污染的

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大工廠

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聽起來好到非常可疑

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可能吧

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你一定會後悔的

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等等，我說你會後悔？

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我是說，你絕對不會後悔的

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天啊，會不會
好難分辨對不對？

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妳看！

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我覺得即使過了很多年

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你還是很怕大家不喜歡你

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換個角度來看

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市長也只是在回應人民的希望啊

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我要用那個角度來看

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你覺得那個叫薇拉的顧問
是怎麼搞的？

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來調查吧

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你走得太大聲了

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我很努力了

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回應你在《陰謀家週報》的廣告

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是我有史以來最聰明的舉動

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我還是不能理解
你的新工廠要怎麼賺錢

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我的工廠將來會跟人

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收高額的去除空氣污染費

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最後再不花成本地排到水裡

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我就知道他有陰謀

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然後我會再蓋一間工廠

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跟市民們收取去除水污染的費用

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然後一樣會排回空氣裡

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我很聰明吧？

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隨你怎麼說

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請趕快付我酬勞

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我還得去破壞讀書會

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我居然被騙了

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恐怕比那更糟糕

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我被戲弄了嗎？

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因為你沒有答應，也沒有拒絕

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人們就以為他們可以安心地

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進行奇奇怪怪的計畫

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至少你現在知道被騙了

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我知道了

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我現在就要阻止這場世紀騙局

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馬上中止所有計畫

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休想利用我所謂的弱點

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來破壞本市

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-市長不公！
-市長不公！

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-市長不關心！
-市長不關心！

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-市長不公！
-市長不公！

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-市長不關心！
-市長不關心！

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-市長不公！
-市長不公！

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-市長不關心！
-市長不公！

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市長不關心！

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市長沒有穿內褲！

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我很公平

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我很關心

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我當然有穿內褲

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我一定有辦法皆大歡喜

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市長先生
絕對不能讓奇怪的計畫

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繼續進行下去了

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你都發現真相了

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想辦法讓那些奇怪的計畫

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帶來好處

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想辦法

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所有計畫，馬上都取消中止

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不是的，可以繼續
對，是我的意思

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市長公平！

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市長關心！

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-我們的市長一定有穿內褲！
-我們的市長一定有穿內褲！

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市民開心，城市幸福

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-這叫做有效治理
-市長公平！

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-市長關心！
-市長關心！

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-市長公平！
-市長公平！

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-市長關心！
-市長關心！

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各位，他來了

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一起歡迎我工廠開幕式的
特別嘉賓

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你們認識他
而且有條件地愛戴他

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弗列克市長！

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你好，很高興能來這裡

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謝謝大家熱烈歡迎

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只要你肯繼續讓我們隨心所欲

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我們隨時都會熱烈歡迎你的

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對吧？

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市長禁得起開玩笑，很棒吧？

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好，讓我趕快拉下
這座工廠的開關

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開始污染

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我是說去除那些污染

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市長先生快來吧

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請你用力地拉下那個開關

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各位，現在誰在開玩笑？

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難道你希望大家討厭你嗎？

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其實在我拉下開關之前

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應該要先放慢速度

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仔細看過所有的計畫才對

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要確定這真的適合我們城市

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什…什麼？

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我知道各位市民肯定不喜歡這樣

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但是你們之所以選我當市長

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是因為相信我會幫大家做正確決定

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爛！不受歡迎！違反承諾！

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爛！市長不穿內褲！

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不喜歡我的話，也沒關係

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我不願意讓城市受到

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可能有危險的計畫傷害

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給我開始污染吧

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那根煙囪是紙板做的嗎？

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要倒塌了

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快點逃啊

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芬卓克先生！

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弗列克市長！

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弗列克市長

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市長先生你做了正確的決定

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現在大家都很支持你喔

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還真奇怪，似乎是這樣

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有人最近看到薇拉波斯維奇嗎？

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誰？沒聽過她

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她對布朗女士的讀書會也用了這招

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結果對她非常的不利

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導致她離開城市

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好啦，芬卓克

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你應該學到教訓

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而且絕對不會再做這種事了吧？

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可能吧

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臭起司香水計畫的點子
其實還不錯耶