1 00:00:00,792 --> 00:00:02,877 Today on Chrissy's Court, 2 00:00:02,877 --> 00:00:05,213 lounge singer Joey Valenza is suing 3 00:00:05,213 --> 00:00:07,048 David Oganesyan for the cost of a speaker 4 00:00:07,048 --> 00:00:08,925 that was damaged when David 5 00:00:08,925 --> 00:00:11,886 startled Joey with an outlandish song request. 6 00:00:11,886 --> 00:00:13,430 David says it was Joey that knocked the speaker over, 7 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:16,808 so... 8 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:18,268 The people are real. 9 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:20,562 The cases are real. 10 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,897 And the judgments are legally binding, 11 00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:25,650 no matter how unqualified the judge is. 12 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:27,944 This is Chrissy's Court. 13 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:34,617 All rise 14 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:38,329 to the Judge-- Honorable Judge Chrissy Teigen. 15 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:41,207 Oh, are we using that? 16 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:42,542 - Yeah. - "For the Judge 17 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:45,670 Honorable Chrissy Teigen." Okay. 18 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:47,797 - Hello, everybody! - Hi. 19 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:49,924 Joey v. David. 20 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:51,217 Joey, you look so familiar. 21 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:53,344 - I have a generic face. - No! You don't have 22 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:54,596 a generic face. - I do. 23 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:56,431 I had a nose job, but it grew back. 24 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,641 Did we date? I think we might have dated. 25 00:00:58,641 --> 00:01:01,644 Joey, present me your case. 26 00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:03,605 I was singing in a restaurant. 27 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:06,274 Uh, I just finished a Sinatra song. 28 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:08,401 I was walking back to the stage, 29 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:10,653 and I heard a voice behind me say... 30 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:11,905 "Hey, you do any rap songs?" 31 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,907 Wait, how did he say it? 32 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,283 "Hey, you do any rap songs?" - Yeah. "Hey, you. 33 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:16,493 You sing any rap songs?" 34 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:17,786 I turned around. 35 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,162 It was a nice-looking young kid. I said, 36 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:21,081 "Uh, this room isn't right for rap. 37 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,916 Sorry about it." 38 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,334 And the look on his face scared me. 39 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,878 I went back, and my shoulder hit the-the speaker. 40 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,963 And fell off the table. 41 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:31,466 So I'm suing David for the value of my speaker, 42 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:33,843 which is approximately $999. 43 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:36,137 So, David, your defense. 44 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:37,263 So, I walked into the restaurant. 45 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:39,015 I ordered some takeout. 46 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:41,059 Uh, decided to listen to some music. 47 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,103 I saw he was singing good songs, you know? 48 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,187 - Yeah. - Like, you know, 49 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,272 I just wanted to hear my own style, 50 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:47,357 maybe joke around... - What song did you want 51 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:48,942 to hear? - A rap song. 52 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,652 I mean, do you look at him 53 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:53,321 and do you think that he knows a rap song? 54 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:54,364 I mean... 55 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:55,698 I mean, like, were you drinking 56 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:57,075 a little bit? - No. 57 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:59,369 - No, not at all. No. - No? Okay. 58 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,787 Well, that's not helping your case. 59 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:01,913 You should've said you were drinking. 60 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:03,081 Um, okay. 61 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:04,415 He got worked up, and, uh, 62 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:06,918 he backed up into his speaker, 63 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:09,629 knocked it down, and he broke his own speaker. 64 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,339 So I don't owe him anything. - We actually have an expert 65 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:13,424 in music, and he's gonna come out and help me out. 66 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:14,592 So come on out. 67 00:02:19,430 --> 00:02:23,226 Thank you. So, John is actually a professional judge. 68 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:24,435 I'm actually a coach. 69 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:25,353 I'm not a judge. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 70 00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:26,896 You're a coach. That's right. 71 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:28,940 But I do judge people. 72 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,651 So, can we hear a little bit of music from you? 73 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,361 - Now, I don't know if it's go-- It's working. - Oh. 74 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:34,696 - Now it works. - That sounds good. 75 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,322 So it's not even-- it's not even broken. 76 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:37,282 - It works perfectly. - It won't work 77 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:39,117 for half hour, an hour. 78 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,493 But you never know. 79 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:41,703 I want you to sing for me, 80 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:42,495 and I'll know if the speaker's working. 81 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:46,791 ♪ I dream of Jeanie ♪ 82 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:50,003 ♪ With the light brown hair ♪ 83 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,881 Can I have one thing to myself ever? 84 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:56,259 - I just want to dance with you. - ♪ Born like a vapor ♪ 85 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:59,012 ♪ On the summer air. ♪ 86 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,431 Wait, you're singing that type of song, 87 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:04,100 and then David walks up to you and says, "Hey! 88 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,351 Can you...?" - "Play some Dr. Dre!" 89 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:06,769 - "Can you play some Dre?" - Exactly. 90 00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:08,146 Okay, John, can you go ask him 91 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,398 to perform a so-- a rap song? 92 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:11,482 John will approach you... - Yeah... 93 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:13,109 Let's get the mic for you. 94 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:15,069 ...and apparently scare the shit out of you. 95 00:03:15,069 --> 00:03:16,571 Look at me. I'm scary. 96 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:18,448 ♪ And did it ♪ 97 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:21,242 ♪ My... ♪ 98 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,619 Excuse me, sir. 99 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:25,914 Could I hear some rap music? 100 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,665 I'm sorry. 101 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:30,376 This room is con-- not conducive to rap music. 102 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,837 But I can tell you how they got the word "rap." 103 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:34,839 They took the "C" out of "crap." - What?! 104 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:37,008 And I hit the speaker. 105 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:39,135 Right, right, right. Automatically. 106 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:40,345 It's not funny, Judge. 107 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,932 It's not funny. 108 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:46,017 David, is that how it happened? 109 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:48,269 - That's not. I can reenact it. - Okay, David, 110 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:50,188 please approach. Can you do it in the way that you think 111 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:52,148 that it happened? - Yeah. 112 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:54,901 Okay. - John, you sing "My Way." 113 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,778 Okay. ♪ I did it ♪ 114 00:03:56,778 --> 00:04:01,199 ♪ My... ♪ 115 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:04,160 ♪ Way... ♪ 116 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,623 Thank you, everybody! 117 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:10,625 - Very nice. That was very nice. - Thank you. 118 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:13,044 That was very good. Can-- Do you have some rap music? 119 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,337 Maybe you could twist it... 120 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:16,756 Don't do it again, please. 121 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:24,097 That's exactly how he did it. - That's exactly... 122 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,726 Wow. So, I mean, either way, that was terrifying. 123 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:29,894 Uh... 124 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:31,229 That's right. 125 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:35,733 John, how do you feel as an artist 126 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:39,153 if, uh, anyone approaches you to sing something different? 127 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:41,155 Yeah. Well, I just think 128 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:43,199 the audience has a responsibility 129 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:45,952 to request responsibly, 130 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,704 if you know what I mean. - Yes. 131 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,414 So he shouldn't have asked you to rap, 132 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,749 especially he's a takeout customer. 133 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:54,419 Like, how does a takeout customer get to request songs? 134 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:57,297 Okay, so, 135 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,841 I mean, you backed up to your own speaker, Joey. 136 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:02,302 Um... 137 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:11,394 I mean, David, just know 138 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:14,856 that you don't go up to an entertainer in a restaurant 139 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:16,816 and ask for rap music. 140 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:20,194 I'm gonna go ahead and rule in favor of Joey for $999 141 00:05:20,194 --> 00:05:21,279 for the speaker. 142 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,114 Wow. 143 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:25,658 But I'm gonna cover it. 144 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,285 'Cause I love you both. 145 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,494 Joey, you get a new speaker. 146 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:31,706 ♪ And did it my... ♪ 147 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:34,709 ♪ My... ♪ 148 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,421 - ♪ Way...! ♪ - ♪ My way! ♪ 149 00:05:41,799 --> 00:05:43,509 One breath, John. 150 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:48,056 Good job, Mommy. - Thank you. 151 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,350 What did you say, Luna? "Good job, Mommy." 152 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:53,186 Oh, thank you, baby girl. 153 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,271 Next time I want to request a song, I'll ta-- 154 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:57,815 definitely take a extra look on the performer. 155 00:05:57,815 --> 00:06:00,526 Justice Christy-- Chrissy Teigen, 156 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:02,445 uh, did the right thing. 157 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:05,114 Thank you very much, everybody.