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ANNOUNCER:
Today on Chrissy's Court,

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lounge singer Joey
Valenza is suing

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David Oganesyan for
the cost of a speaker

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that was damaged
when David

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startled Joey with an
outlandish song request.

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David says it was Joey
that knocked the speaker over,

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so...

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The people are real.

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The cases are real.

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And the judgments
are legally binding,

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no matter how
unqualified the judge is.

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This is
Chrissy's Court.

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[dramatic music plays]

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All rise

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to the Judge--
Honorable Judge Chrissy Teigen.

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Oh, are we using that?

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- Yeah.
- "For the Judge

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Honorable Chrissy Teigen." Okay.
- [laughs]

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- Hello, everybody!
- Hi. [giggles]

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Joey v. David.

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Joey, you look so familiar.

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- I have a generic face.
- No! You don't have

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a generic face.
- I do.

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I had a nose job,
but it grew back.

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Did we date?
I think we might have dated.

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Joey, present me your case.

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I was singing in a restaurant.

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Uh, I just finished
a Sinatra song.

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I was walking back to the stage,

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and I heard a voice
behind me say...

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[deep voice]:
"Hey, you do any rap songs?"

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Wait, how did he say it?

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"Hey, you do any rap songs?"
- Yeah. "Hey, you.

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You sing any rap songs?"

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I turned around.

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It was a nice-looking young kid.
I said,

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"Uh, this room
isn't right for rap.

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Sorry about it."

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And the look on
his face scared me.

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I went back, and my shoulder hit
the-the speaker.

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And fell off the table.

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So I'm suing David
for the value of my speaker,

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which is approximately $999.

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So, David, your defense.

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So, I walked into
the restaurant.

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I ordered some takeout.

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Uh, decided to
listen to some music.

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I saw he was singing
good songs, you know?

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- Yeah.
- Like, you know,

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I just wanted to
hear my own style,

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maybe joke around...
- What song did you want

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to hear?
- A rap song.

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I mean, do you look at him

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and do you think that
he knows a rap song?

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- I mean...
- [laughing]

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I mean, like,
were you drinking

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a little bit?
- No.

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- No, not at all. No.
- No? Okay.

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Well, that's not
helping your case.

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You should've said
you were drinking.

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Um, okay.
- [laughter]

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He got worked up, and, uh,

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he backed up into his speaker,

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knocked it down,
and he broke his own speaker.

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So I don't owe him anything.
- We actually have an expert

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in music, and he's gonna
come out and help me out.

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So come on out.

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[applause]

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Thank you. So, John is
actually a professional judge.

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I'm actually a coach.

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I'm not a judge.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

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You're a coach. That's right.

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- But I do judge people.
- [chuckles]

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So, can we hear a little bit
of music from you?

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- Now, I don't know if it's go-- It's working.
- Oh.

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- Now it works.
- That sounds good.

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So it's not even--
it's not even broken.

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- It works perfectly.
- It won't work

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for half hour, an hour.

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But you never know.

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I want you to sing for me,

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and I'll know if the
speaker's working.

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♪ I dream of Jeanie ♪

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♪ With the light brown hair ♪

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Can I have one
thing to myself ever?

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- I just want to dance with you.
- ♪ Born like a vapor ♪

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♪ On the summer air. ♪

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Wait, you're singing
that type of song,

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and then David walks up to you
and says, "Hey!

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Can you...?"
- "Play some Dr. Dre!"

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- "Can you play some Dre?"
- Exactly.

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Okay, John, can you go ask him

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to perform a so-- a rap song?

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John will approach you...
- Yeah...

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Let's get the mic for you.

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...and apparently scare
the shit out of you.

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- [laughter]
- Look at me. I'm scary.

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♪ And did it ♪

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♪ My... ♪

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Excuse me, sir.

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[vocalizing]

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Could I hear some rap music?

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I'm sorry.

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This room is con--
not conducive to rap music.

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But I can tell you
how they got the word "rap."

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They took the "C" out of "crap."
- What?!

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[shouts]
And I hit the speaker.

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[laughing] DAVID: Right,
right, right. Automatically.

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It's not funny, Judge.

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[laughter]

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It's not funny.

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David, is that
how it happened?

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- That's not. I can reenact it.
- Okay, David,

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please approach. Can you do
it in the way that you think

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that it happened?
- Yeah.

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JOHN: Okay.
- John, you sing "My Way."

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Okay. ♪ I did it ♪

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♪ My... ♪

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♪ Way... ♪

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[applause, light whooping]

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Thank you, everybody!

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- Very nice. That was very nice.
- Thank you.

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That was very good. Can--
Do you have some rap music?

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Maybe you could twist it...

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- [shouts]
- [laughter]

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JOEY:
Don't do it again, please.

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That's exactly how he did it.
- That's exactly...

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[laughter]

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Wow. So, I mean, either way,
that was terrifying.

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Uh...
- [laughs]

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That's right.

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[laughing]

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John, how do you
feel as an artist

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if, uh, anyone approaches you
to sing something different?

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Yeah. Well, I just think

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the audience has
a responsibility

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to request responsibly,

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if you know what I mean.
- Yes.

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So he shouldn't
have asked you to rap,

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especially he's a
takeout customer.

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Like, how does a takeout
customer get to request songs?

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- [laughter]
- Okay, so,

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I mean, you backed up to your
own [bleep] speaker, Joey.

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Um...
- [laughter]

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[chuckles]

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[laughing]

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I mean, David, just know

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that you don't go up to an
entertainer in a restaurant

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and ask for rap music.

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I'm gonna go ahead and rule
in favor of Joey for $999

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for the speaker.
[gavel bangs]

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JOHN:
Wow.

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But I'm gonna cover it.
[chuckles]

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'Cause I love you both.

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Joey, you get a new speaker.

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♪ And did it my... ♪

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♪ My... ♪

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[chuckles, vocalizing]

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- ♪ Way...! ♪
- ♪ My way! ♪

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- [holding note]
- [applause]

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One breath, John.

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[chuckles]

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LUNA: Good job, Mommy.
- Thank you.

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What did you say, Luna?
JOHN: "Good job, Mommy."

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- Oh, thank you, baby girl.
- [chuckles]

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Next time I want to request
a song, I'll ta--

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definitely take a extra look
on the performer.

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Justice Christy--
Chrissy Teigen,

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uh, did the right thing.

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Thank you very much, everybody.

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