Get in shot, guys!
The adventure begins!
I missed my first train.
I'm hoping there's going to be another one, otherwise...
I live here.
I cannot wait to have a bath.
She's skied before.
I have never skied.
Oh my God. Oh my God!
Here we go! Next adventure.
Fingers crossed.
-Uh, hi! -Hi.
I'm, uh, I'm Heather Watson, I'm here for the test.
I've been here for twenty minutes.
-Do you want to come with me? -Oh.
Um, does it hurt?
So, I just got the test results back.
Not on the system.
I guess I should feel disappointed, but I don't.
I'm excited, I think, to have the surprise ahead of me.
No rush.
He can come find me when he's good and ready.
Her name was Heather.
She died in a car accident.
I never met her, but...
I don't think about her anymore.
I mean, I used to. A lot.
I found out everything I could about her.
I even called some of her family up in Washington.
They were nice folk.
I used to, like...
Daydream about her.
You know, who she was, and...
How I could maybe fit into her life.
I used to think about how I could move out there,
you know, maybe go on one of her adventures.
She always looked so happy.
Uh... So full of life.
But, um...
Yeah.
No, I don't... I don't think about her anymore.
That's good, Kurt.
I know it can be hard sometimes to see God's path for us.
But take heart that he's given you a second chance.
His mercy saved you from burning in the eternal hellfire.
Think about that.
Killing yourself is not cool, Kurt.
-Amen. -Amen.
Let us pray for our soulmates who have passed.
Jesus...
You know both of you don't have to pick me up every time.
We don't mind none.
Did it go okay today, hun?
Yeah.
Yeah, it went good.
Did you manage to talk this time?
I did.
And you feel better for it?
Sharing your regret with the Lord?
Just let the boy be.
I'm just asking.
You know,
in a couple of years, I'm going to start winding down.
Maybe retire for good.
Yeah?
When that day comes, I want you to take over.
But I need to know you're done with all this test nonsense.
For good.
I am.
Can you look me square in the eye and say it?
I'm done, Dad.
I promise.
Well alright.
So, I just got the test results back.
Not on the system.
I'm excited,
I think, to have the surprise ahead of me.
No rush.
He can come find me when he's good and ready.
His name was Tyrone Johnson.
He was an engineer.
I think about him a lot.
All the time.
Sometimes I, uh, actually make dinner for him,
sit opposite, and talk to him.
I guess that sounds crazy.
No. Not to me.
He designed bridges. You know that one over Coyote Ridge,
where the weird old man sells watermelons?
Oh yeah, Watermelon Man!
Yeah, him!
And, uh...
He also loved to dance.
He did ballroom, real classical stuff.
-Wow. Wow. -Yeah.
Well, Heather liked to travel.
I mean, she'd been to all these places I'd never heard of.
Whenever she'd get the chance, she'd escape somewhere new.
Wow! That's cool.
Yeah, yeah.
Why did you take the test?
You're so young. Didn't you want to go and live some life first, or...?
I mean, sure I did, but...
You know, what could be better than spending the rest of your life
with someone who's meant for you, and, you know, only you.
You really believe in love, don't you?
Yeah, I guess I do.
Why did you take the test?
Well... I got divorced.
Again.
You been married twice?
Oh, no. Three times.
Oh.
Yeah. And then, uh,
when the last one robbed me,
I figured it's time to give up, you know?
So I took the test and asked God to pick right for me.
And he did.
Yeah.
I just can't believe I've got to wait
another thirty years or so to meet him.
Unless I get early cancer, or hep C.
Thirty years... Dang.
It's a real long time.
All alone.
Sorry.
Oh, did you...
Yeah, sorry.
Oh that's uh, that's fine. That's, uh...
Oh God. You know, I was just, uh...
I've never done that before so, uh, I didn't know it would go that fast.
Wait, what?
That was my first time.
Oh my God. That was your first time?
Yeah.
Why didn't you say something?
I, I don't know. I'm sorry.
Stop apologizing.
Yeah, I know, just... I mean, I won't... Shit, I--
Maybe we just shouldn't talk about this.
Ever.
Oh, okay.
Well hey, wait, wait. Should I give you my number?
No!
I mean, no.
Just... I'll just see you around, okay?
Okay.
Bye.
Sorry.
I'm sorry, Heather.
You have arrived at your destination.
I want you to say "Yeah"!
I want you to say "Amen"!
Yeah!
Alright.
Some people say
the test is science stepping on the Almighty's plan.
But maybe He wants us to write a new chapter in His story.
Because we are all worthy of love.
-Amen! -Amen!
Yeah! Yeah!
Now wait.
What do we have here? We have a new soul joining us today.
Is that you, Kurt Shepard?
Uh...
Come join me up here, Brother Kurt.
-Yeah! -Come on.
Let me look at you, don't be shy!
Come on, let's hear it for Brother Kurt, come on.
Welcome.
Everyone, this is Brother Kurt.
Now, Brother Kurt, you, like all of us here,
you found out your soulmate had passed, didn't you?
I did.
What was her name, son?
Heather.
Take a look, son.
What a beautiful soul.
Truly, a match made in heaven.
That's right.
Now Kurt here tried to take his own life
not too long ago, ain't that right, son?
-Well, I... -It's okay, it's okay.
We're all God-loving folk here.
-Yeah? -Yeah!
But maybe you were meant for love closer to the Lord's side,
and yet we've all been raised to believe that suicide is a sin!
Right? But here's the thing.
Take a look up, son.
I love you.
You've never met her before, but you love her, don't you?
-Y-Yeah. -I bet you think about her every day!
You think about her so much it hurts!
Yeah, I do, I do!
And it's almost as if she's calling you!
Yeah, no, it does! It does.
And I bet that calling was so strong,
it's almost as if God Himself was opening up the door for you!
Yeah!
You love her so much, don't you, son? Say it!
I love her!
And what?
And I want to be with her!
Let it all out.
This boy is no sinner!
How can suicide be a sin,
when true love is waiting?
Suicide is not a sin.
Get up here and embrace!
Embrace Brother Kurt now! Come on!
We will meet you there, brothers and sisters.
We will meet you there.
You have arrived at your destination.
-What's her name? -Jesus Chr--
Mine's Loretta. Sepsis.
Oh. Uh...
Heather. Car accident.
Oh shit. At least it was quick.
It's nice we'll finally get to meet them though,
ain't it, brother?
-Huh? -Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
Ah, this looks like us.
-Alright, hang on now. Wait a second. -Hey. Whoa, alright!
Hey, yo, easy now, easy now. Goddamn!
Welcome to the Church of Righteous Transition.
You are worthy of love.
Amen to that.
Come on.
Let's find you a bed.
We are all one here.
We shed ourselves of possessions that tie us to this world.
Did y'all bring any communication equipment?
Uh, just my phone.
I'll take that.
You won't need that here.
All your communication will be with God and your soulmate.
Damn, I just got myself an upgrade.
Are you with me, brothers and sisters?
Can you feel it?
-Yeah! -Yeah!
-Because we are the brave ones! -Yeah!
The ones willing to write a new chapter in God's story.
His new testament,
the testament of His truest love.
The bravest choice.
They're calling us.
-Amen. -Amen.
-Can you feel their love? -Yeah.
-Pulling you to them. -Yeah!
Can you feel it?
-Yeah! -Yeah!
Then rejoice! We are the chosen.
You...
are worthy of love.
Now I want you to embrace.
Each and every member here,
I want you to look them in the eye, tell them straight:
"You are worthy of love."
-You are worthy of love. -You are worthy of love.
You are worthy of love.
-You are worthy of love. -You are worthy of love.
You are worthy of love.
Thank you. You are worthy of love too.
You are worthy of--
-Shit. -You are worthy of love.
I mean, hey!
Hey, h-hey Martha.
Curtis, yeah?
Kurt.
You are worthy of love.
Are you ready to meet your soulmate?
-Amen. -Amen.
Wait, we... We just got here.
Then drink.
Be free.
Welcome, child.
You are worthy of love.
What happened?
That was a test of your commitment.
I saw her.
She's the one.
She was calling me!
She was just right there!
I could almost touch her.
-I saw her! -Hey. Hey, Travis!
-I saw her! -Travis! Hey.
Did you see her?
Did you see Loretta?
No.
I saw Billy, and Sarah.
Who are they?
They're my kids.
I'll be good, I didn't know... Take me back! I'm sorry!
Not everyone here is brave enough to believe.
They didn't drink. They are not ready for the journey.
What's this for?
As with all acts of purification,
we must do the work ourselves, and with God in our hearts.
We are making our own beds,
so that we may lie down and be with our true love.
Will we be having breakfast, or...?
You are worthy of love.
I'm worthy of love.
-You are worthy of love. -I am worthy of love.
Oh.
Hey.
It's hard.
Give it here.
What are you doing here, Kurt?
You're so young.
I'm 25.
Oh!
I thought you were much younger. Well, that makes me feel better.
Well, that should help.
Thanks.
Hey!
We could be death buddies.
Do all the rituals together?
Make sure neither one of us chickens out?
-Death buddies. -Yeah.
Okay, sure! Yeah!
Great!
You know, I am kind of here because of you.
-Oh yeah? -Yeah.
You know that night at the bar?
Just after, I was running to my car,
and I was just so full of shame and regret,
I wanted the world to just swallow me up whole.
Oh.
No, it was a good thing!
Because you see, it made me realize that I got all this love inside,
and I just got to give it to the right person.
Yeah.
Well...
Okay then.
Hey.
I really enjoyed the drink we had beforehand.
Me too.
Our pasts hold us back.
Let them go.
Be cleansed, and reborn.
You are free.
You'll be fine.
See? Nothing to it.
You are free.
Matthew 19:21.
Jesus answered,
"If you want to be perfect,
go.
Sell your possessions and give to the poor."
To truly be free,
we must leave behind everything that holds us to this Earth.
Our fear.
Our sin.
Our money.
And to that purpose,
Brother Hickcock will be moving amongst you tonight.
He will take your print and access your savings.
All of your money will be put to God's work,
as you walk with your loved ones,
in righteous glory.
♪ Oh, praise him, alleluia
Hang on.
How come we have to give you our money?
I want to leave my money to my kids.
Well that would be a noble idea,
if you knew where they were,
or if they wanted to be found.
But they've never understood you, Travis.
Or what you did to their mother.
♪ Lift up your voice and with us sing
♪ Oh, praise him, alleluia
♪ All creatures of our God and King
♪ Lift up your voice and with us sing
♪ Oh, praise him, alleluia
♪ All creatures of our God and King ♪
So here we are.
Unburdened of our sin,
of our material possessions.
Standing in front of our soulmates.
What will you say?
What do you want to hear?
Speak to them.
-Alright. -Alright.
Well... I guess I'll go first.
Okay, sure.
I'm Heather.
That's good. Hi, I'm Kurt.
I've got excellent hair.
-You do. -Yeah.
I saw pictures of me, I got real excellent hair!
And, um,
I'm excited to meet you.
-You are? -Yeah.
You're sweet, and... kind.
And don't worry about the other night at the bar in the back alley.
It was nothing.
Well, it was almost nothing.
Yeah...
Okay. Now it's your turn.
Right. Uh... Hey, uh...
Hi, darling, uh, I'm Tyrone.
Alright, maybe just use your own voice.
Right, right. Okay, um... Okay.
You're really special, Martha.
You know, I...
I see you when you're just being you.
You know, when no one's looking.
I've watched you with people here when they're sad or overwhelmed.
I see how you deal with them. Um...
You calm them down, you help them with their problems.
You can make someone feel completely okay with being themselves.
I think you think you don't count,
but you do.
You make the world better for people.
That's special.
Hey... Hey, did I say something wrong?
What? This is bullshit.
You ain't never met her, I've never met her!
You don't know me.
And you?
You definitely don't know me.
I'm done.
Hey, Martha...
Jesus had his moment of doubt, before he made his sacrifice.
But he followed his true path,
and we must all follow ours.
Damn it...
No!
No, no!
Help! Somebody, help!
Our brother Travis was impatient.
But God forgives.
And he is ready for us all.
Tomorrow.
We will pass on and complete our journey.
We are prepared and love is waiting.
Amen.
-Amen. -Amen.
-Kurt? -Jesus Christ!
Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.
What are you doing out here?
Couldn't sleep.
Yeah.
Me neither.
May I?
Sure.
I heard you found him.
I'd never seen a dead body before.
Hey...
We're here for the right reasons, okay?
When I was at the clinic,
and the nurses told me Heather was dead...
I was relieved.
You know, because...
If she was alive, then,
I might actually have to do something.
You know, go, go find her.
Be someone that she might actually...
When I found out who she was,
and all these things that she'd done, I just...
I told myself...
Well, maybe she was calling me.
Maybe I was just scared of doing something.
I think you're brave.
You came here, didn't you?
Is this being brave?
Hey.
Morning.
We should...
-Yeah. -Yeah! Okay.
Alright.
I'm sorry it was, you know...
Fast again.
It was real beautiful.
Thank you.
What for?
For a perfect last night.
Hey.
What?
What if we didn't do this?
-Don't. -No, but what if, you and me, we--
It would never work.
-You don't know that. -I do.
No you don't. No, not for sure you don't.
Stop it!
You're just a kid.
Kurt...
Come on!
What made you change your mind?
You did, you dummy!
How long do you think we have?
-We need a hospital! -Martha...
Hey. Hey!
-Wait, wait! -Wait! Help!
Wait!
-Hey! -Wait!
Wait!
Wait! Wait!
Martha. Get up! We're saved!
Hey, Brother Samson!
-Wait! -We got to get to the hospital!
Hey!
No! Hey! No, Brother Samson!
Martha, hey.
Martha, you have to get up.
Death buddies?
Death buddies.
Wake up!
Martha.
Martha! Martha, wake up.
Martha.
Stop puking in my hair!
I'm sorry!
Just stay with me, Martha!
Hey!
Hey, wait!
Hey! Wait!
Oh shit!
Hey!
Hey, sir! Sir, you got to help us, we got to get--
Ah, shoot. Damn it!
Hey.
Martha?
Martha. Martha, come on, get up. Martha!
Martha!
Help!
Come on. Help!
Martha.
Martha, wake up.
Hey.
We made it.
Life buddies?
Life buddies.
Over here, come on!
Get out here, I've got two people down.
We need two gurneys out here, stat.
Ma'am? Ma'am, can you hear me?
-Look at me. Ma'am? -Bring you on to your back.