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♪♪

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Whoa!

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Gweeseek!

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Gweeseek, get over --
Come on.

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Whoa! [ Grunts ]

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Huh?

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♪♪

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[ Typewriter keys clacking ]

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♪♪

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And, jump!

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And, jump!

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And, jump!

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And, juuuuuuump!

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Okay, that was close,
but not really.

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Um, here, watch me.

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This Guy: Ha.
What is that?

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Hee-ha-ha-ha.

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This Guy laughing?

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But This Guy can't laugh.

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Or, at least,
that's what I assumed

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'cause he never laughs
at any of my jokes.

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[ Laughs ]
Oh my goodness.

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Somebody's got a case
of the chuckles.

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Let's strike while
the iron's hot.

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Preposterous.

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Hey, This Guy,
I got one for you.

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Okay.

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Uh, how many cats --
[Laughs]

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Okay, okay, hold on.

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Um, how many cats
does it take...

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[ Laughs ]

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How many cats does it take
to catch a mouse?

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How many?
Three!

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[ Laughing ]

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Why three?

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Uh -- Uh, well, uh,

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one of the cats
has to catch the mouse.

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Uh, the other two
are also there.

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Um, yeah.
[ Laughs awkwardly ]

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Get it?
Huh? Get it?

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Noooow, what do we
got heeee--

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That is private property.

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Come on, I wanna see
what's so funny.

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No.
Just a little peep.

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A little peeky peep.

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A little peek a peck
of pecky peeps?

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This notebook
is off-limits.

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Whoa, okay.
Hear you loud and clear.

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We won't go anywhere
near that notebook.

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[ Normal voice ]
Okay, here's the plan --

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as soon as
he leaves his desk,

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we'll sneak over
and grab the notebook.

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I can hear you.

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He says he can hear us,
but if we talk...

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[Falsetto whisper ]
...even quieter --

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That is it, I am
locking my desk drawer.

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[ Lock clicks ]
Dang it, Gweeseek,
ya loudmouth.

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[ Kettle whistling ]

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Oh, my rooibos tea
is ready.

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[ Whistling stops ]

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[ Humming ]
♪ Steeping the tea ♪

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Oh, no.

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There's gotta be a majillion
possible combinations.

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We'll have to try
every number in existence.

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Could take years.

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[ Joints crackle ]

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Okay, from the top.

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♪♪

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[ Whispering ]
He's steeping!

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Run!

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♪♪

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Okay, Gweeseek, now let's see
what's so stinkin' funny.

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"In a big building
on the small side of town

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lived an ordinary-sized guy"...

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This Guy: "Named This Guy."

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[ Humming ]

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Move it, you big lug!

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"Big lug"?

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Do you mean that?

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No, I project my
insecurities onto others

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to hide my own
shortcomings.

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And now that I look
at you again,

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I realize you are, in reality,
not big, but normal-sized.

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If anything, you're on
the small side.

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That's why I hired you.

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Thank you.

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Scooby boop, scooby boop.

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Everyone look at me
because I crave attention!

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Tiggy, did you find
the lost alarm clock?

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Here you go,
ya big lug!

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Just kidding.
You're actually normal-sized.

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Small, even!

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This isn't an alarm clock.
It's a time bomb!

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[ Gasp ]
[ Gasp ]
[ Gasp ]

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[ Objects crash ]
Stay calm, everyone.

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I, the humble file clerk,

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will raise to this occasion
and become...

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a hero.

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Gweeseek, build me
a screwdriver.

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♪♪

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"As time slipped through
his fingers like grains of sand

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on the beach of life,
he feared he was in too deep.

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This was no day at the beach."

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[ Clock ticking ]

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[ Ticking stops ]
And not a second too soon.

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[ Laughing obnoxiously ]

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That's far better than
any joke I've ever told!

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I'm sorry
I'm a general nuisance.

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You truly have risen
to this occasion

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and become a hero.

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A regular-sized hero!

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Tiggy: What?!

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He made me look
like a dork!

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[ Mews ]

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Pfft, easy for you to say.

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You come off great with all
that screwdriver action,

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but me, I almost blew us
to smither-beans.

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What's this?

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"Submit your story to the
Wee-Gee City Gazette "?

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He's gonna put this
in the newspaper

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for everyone to read and laugh
at and think I'm a dork?!

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Ohhhgg!

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Hmmm.

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Not if old Tiggly-Wiggly
has anything to say about it.

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Isn't that right,
my little Gweezly-Weezly?

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[ Laughs evilly ]

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♪♪

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Now we'll just put it back.

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No one will ever know
that it was gone.

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What was gone?
What's that?

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What's in your hand?

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Nothing.
[ Laughs nervously ]

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I mean, it's definitely not
a story that This Guy wrote

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that he's gonna send
to the newspaper.

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"Moose paper"?
Gimme that!

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[ Grunting ]
What?!

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My name's all over
this thing!

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The moose paper?

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What are you doing?

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Oh no!
It's This Guy!

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Hide!

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[ Panting ]

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If you need us, we'll be
hiding in my office.

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He made me look
like a jabroni!

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He made me seem nice!

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How about I go
project my insecurities

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onto his face
with my knuckles?!

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Now, let's not be hasty.

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After all, zee pen
is mightier than zee sword.

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Tiggy's right!

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Stick him with the pen!

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No, Boss, we can
change the story

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to make ourselves
look better.

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Yeah, and then we'll
send it to the papers,

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and everyone will see
who the real heroes are!

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Okay, let's see here.

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Make us look good!

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Better!
Better!

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I'm trying!

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Think of the moose paper!

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There -- I'd say we kept
the revisions pretty minimal.

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Hmm, it's missing
something.

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I know
just the thing!

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Sure, why not?

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This Guy,
l-look at me.

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Look at me.
Over here.
Yes?

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I got a real
brain twister for you.

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How many, uh, days
are in a weekend?

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Two.

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What about Sunday?
I counted Sunday.

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Nuritza: Fascinating!

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Tell us more!

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Okay.

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At the turn
of the 20th century,

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the creation
of the assembly line

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caused an increase
in worker efficiency,

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leaving time to be set aside
for leisure activities.

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But when --
Okay, gotta go!

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Tiggy.

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A word.
This Guy.

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Uh, wha-what would you possibly
want to talk to me about?

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I need to apologize for
being curt with you earlier.

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The truth is,
I've been writing stories,

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and they're deeply personal.

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Oh, I never
would have guessed.

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It's true.

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Compared to you
and Gweeseek,

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my role in the department
isn't very exciting.

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But in my stories,
I can have my own adventures.

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I know it sounds silly.

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No, no, no, no, that --

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that doesn't
sound silly at all.

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Truthfully, if anyone
read my stories,

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I would be
utterly humiliated.

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Humiliated?

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Utterly.

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So, if someone
were to,

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I don't know...
[ Inhales deeply ]

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...open your desk
using the code "000"

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and take out your notebook

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and show it to everyone
and rewrite your story

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and send it
to the newspaper,

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that would be bad?

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[ Laughs ]

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Tiggy, now that's
a good joke.

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Gyuuhhh...

209
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Huh?!

210
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Wait, no!
Stop! Stop!

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Desist!

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Do not deliver
that postage!

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Halt!

214
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There's been
a horrible mistake.

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Huh?
Did you deliver
my mail yet?

216
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No, it's been
90 seconds --

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and there's no stamp.

218
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And it's addressed to the...

219
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"Moose paper"?

220
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Oh, thank the --

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Oh, phew!

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Now, before you read it,

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I want you to know
that I'm really sorry we--

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Some things are
better left unread.

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Ya know, if you ever want anyone
to bounce ideas around with

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for your next story,
I'm full of a bunch--

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What's this?

228
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A sealed envelope?

229
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:07,140
Maybe I should take
a gander at this.

230
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"In a big building

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on the small side of town

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is an ordinary-sized guy
named This Guy"...

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Rrgh!

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[ Roars ]

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Outta the way,
lughead!

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Hi-yah!
Ungh!

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Rrrah!

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♪♪

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Whee!

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Hey, This Guy,

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how many cats does it take
to catch a mouse?

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How many?
Three!

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[ Laughs ]

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Hilari--

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Ahh, I understand
your joke completely,

246
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and I love your jet pack.

247
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Hey, I want a jet pack!

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And I have one!

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Ooough!

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[ Frantic meowing ]
Rrgh!

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You're right, Gweeseek --
that is a bomb,

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and I can understand what
you're saying, just like always.

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Everyone stand back!

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I know what to do.

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I also, as well,
know what to do.

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00:10:01,159 --> 00:10:04,119
And I know what
to do the most!

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♪♪

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Everyone, follow me!

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00:10:08,049 --> 00:10:09,009
[ Crash ]

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Weee!
Weee!

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This Guy: As they
zoomed towards the sun

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00:10:12,149 --> 00:10:15,179
like grains of sand
on the beach of life,

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00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:19,100
Nuritza, and Boss,
and Tiggy,

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and especially Gweeseek,

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00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:25,010
knew that they were truly
the heroes of the story...

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♪♪

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...not me.

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♪♪

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[ Gasps ]
Wow...

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a masterpiece.

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♪♪

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Heh-heh-heh...

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[ Laughs evilly ]

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Oh, Mrs. Mailman!

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"'Oh, Mrs. Mail-maaaan!'

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Prangle bellowed loudly,

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thrusting the letter
toward the heavens,

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knowing his life
would never be the same.

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The end."

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You've done it again,
old sport.

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Your best story yet.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Meows ]