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♪♪
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Whoa!
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Gweeseek!
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Gweeseek, get over --
Come on.
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Whoa! [ Grunts ]
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Huh?
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♪♪
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[ Humming ]
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[ Tires screech, crash! ]
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[ Children yelling ]
Quick children, eat all the ice
cream before it goes to waste!
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Free ice cream!
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Gweeseek, hurry!
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We need to find a really big
spoon, or-or shovel, no a rake -
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we'll rake in all that sweet,
sweet ice cream!
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Whoa! [ Grunts ]
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"Best TV Shows Ever"?
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Hmmm...
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Well, what do you think,
Gweeseek?
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We can either eat our weight
in ice cream,
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or, watch some old forgotten TV
shows that no one cares about.
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[ Meows ]
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I think we made
the right choice.
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Announcer: This Thursday...
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We got ourselves a bleeder!
Heart rate's dropping!
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We need to prep her for
surgery -- stat!
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Don't miss an all-new episode
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of the this year's number
one medical drama.
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The yarn is embedded
into her frontal cortex.
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Frontal cortex?
You gotta get it out!
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Okay!
No! It's too risky!
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When the worst happens,
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there's only one doctor
you want on your side.
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Gwee R.
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Wait...
Uh, that's a cat.
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Not just any cat. She's a cat
that we let operate on people.
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Oh no!
Not on me you don't!
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She's right...You may be a
brilliant cat doctor
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but you refuse to play
by the rules.
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You're a loose Cannon!
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Uh, and she's a cat!
[ Meows ]
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Darn it, Dr. Gweeseek --
you're right!
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You're the only hope
this patient has.
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Hello!
Don't I get some say in this?
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Relax,
you're in good hands...
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Or a-actually paws.
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Cats have paws.
No!
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Don't let that feline
cut me open...
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Dr. Gweeseek,
the patient is yours.
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[ Meows ]
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All: Awwww.
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Her methods may be unorthodox,
but darn it, she's adorable!
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Tiggy!
You must come quick!
I know, I know.
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There's ice cream
flowing in the streets.
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Even better! The ice cream
caused a tanker
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full of hot fudge to slide
into a fruit stand,
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turning the whole street
into a banana split!
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And all on my cheat day!
Hahaha!
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Banana split, let's go!
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H-Hold on.
Is that the classic sitcom
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intro to my favorite TV show,
"Silver Ladies"?
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♪♪
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♪ I'm grateful that you're
an old friend ♪
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♪ Old friend ♪
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♪ I like the fact
that you're old ♪
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♪ You're so old, super old ♪
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♪ Thank you, thank you,
thank you, old friend ♪
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it sure is nice living
with old friends.
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Awwwww.
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Would you like some butter
for your toast -- whoopsies.
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Oh, let me get that.
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Whoooa! Ow-ow!
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I slipped on the butter.
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Oh, let me help --
Ahhh! Ah!
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Morning everyone.
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Ahhhh!
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[ All groaning ]
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Listen,
nobody move!
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The buttery floor
is much too slippery.
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Look everybody!
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I found my husband's old
sword collection!
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-Ah!
-My eyes!
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Dirty nebs!
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The radio stinks...
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Why's everyone
always singin' on key?
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I hate good music!
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Tired of songs
that sound like songs?
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Yea, we were just
saying that.
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Then you'll love:
Prangle Sings.
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♪ I'm your strawberry man ♪
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♪ Hoooh-hoo! ♪
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All his classic melodies
finally on one cassette!
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♪ I wish I had a dog ♪
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♪ Because I am lonelyyyyy ♪
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♪ I could give you
a million dollars ♪
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♪ But I don't have it so,
I think, I th--
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♪ If I just say I love you like
I love my mom ♪
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♪ That'd be okay too ♪
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♪ You smell like jelly
and I like it.. ♪
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♪ Got a bass, got a salmon ♪
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♪ A salmon and a trout ♪
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♪ How 'bout a minnow? ♪
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♪ How 'bout a-- ♪
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I don't know -- you're right,
I don't know that many fish.
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Tiggy!
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Welcome back to
"What Sandwich Should I Eat?"
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Pastrami?!
Yes!
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Uh, turkey?!
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Yes!
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-Hot dog?
-Judges?
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Yes!
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Egg salad?!
No! Never egg salad!
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That's disgusting!
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Ah! Negative
one zillion dollars.
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Does that mean
I owe you money?
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What are you
doin' down here,
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don't you know
what's going on outside?
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Oh, right, banana splits.
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Even better!
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So many people were fighting
over the ice cream,
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everyone started
smashing up the place!
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It's pandemonium!
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Where's my bat, or an axe,
or even better a rake -
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where's my rake?!
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Wait a Sec, is this the tape
of all my favorite TV shows?
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I guess.
I love all
my favorite TV shows!
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They're my favorite!
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I didn't come here
to make friends...
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Not because I'm competitive,
just because I'm bad at it.
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Heh.
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Wait, how come
I'm the only one who's naked?
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I thought we were all gonna
be naked!
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Chester, you've been
voted off the island.
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You can rejoin
civilization.
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Civilization?
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No thanks.
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At least here I've got a shanty
made of palm fronds.
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Plus, there's plenty of grub --
I mean grubs.
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Literally, grubs.
They're delicious.
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Ever since your brother had
that helicopter accident
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the day of our wedding,
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I've known you're
the only one for me.
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Hehehehehe.
You're making me blush.
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I love you, Slick.
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Kiss me, duuuuuuude.
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...Nectar!
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Eugh. Gross.
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Do you really have
to do that around me?
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I'm always
around you, dude!
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Just cover your eyes!
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That tastes like
athlete's foot...
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"All My Chiggins" will return
after this commercial break.
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Lost something?
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Well, come on down to the
Department of Lost and Found.
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You heard right!
Lost your keys?
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Lost your frog?
Lost your teeth?
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Lost your mattress?
Your fungus?
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Your will to live?
Your friends?
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The spring in your step?
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If you lost it, we'll find it!
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You don't have to pay us,
it doesn't matter!
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Money's just a construct!
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Hey kid, you want a job?
Sure!
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So, come on down to the lost
and found!
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Located off of I-12
in the old asbestos factory.
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[ Coughs ]
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Welcome back to
"House Floppers."
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Prangle Penguinian bought
this house for a cool 600k.
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Um, technically my --
my mom bought it.
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Now let's flop this house!
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[ Grunts ]
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Hmmm...
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Hehehehehehehehehe...
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Welcome to your new home!
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[ Gasps ]
I love it!
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Oh man, what a loser!
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Hehehehe...
Prangle?
When did you get here?
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I came to tell you that everyone
outside stopped
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their fighting,
joined hands,
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and sang a song
of peace and unity.
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It's really a once-in-a-lifetime
thing of beauty.
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But then I saw you guys
watching TV
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so I was like,
ehhh, whatever.
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Secrets.
Myths.
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Unsubstantiated rumors.
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Outright lies.
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We love them all.
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"Unspiracy."
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Today we speak to someone who
claims they spotted big foot.
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He was big and hairy
and he was interviewing me
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on a TV show
that I'm on right now --
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Tired of getting dirty looks
when you eat
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an entire birthday cake
for breakfast?
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Well, fret no more!
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Toaster cakes!
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Now with 20%
more empty calories!
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[ Super-fast speech ]
This product is known by
the city of Weegee City
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to contain harmful chemicals
and asbestos.
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Chewer's discretion is advised.
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And now the Sunday afternoon
Toaster Cake's Matinee.
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Narrator: Prangle Penguinian was
a mild-mannered nobody.
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But one day while opening
a radioactive letter,
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he cut his finger.
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From then on,
Monday through Saturday,
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he transforms into "Mail Man!"
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Wait, wait I can't
move my limbs.
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Hey, no wait,
what are you doing?
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What a--aaah!
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Ah, no! It hurts!
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That's my brain!
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What the heck is going
on down here?
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Yea, yea, we know,
banana splits, riots,
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shining moment of
human togetherness...
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The ice cream riots?
Wha-What?
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Those were ten years ago!
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Ten years?!
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Look at all of you,
wasting your lives.
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You should be ashamed.
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You could have been out there
in the real world,
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doing something,
making a difference.
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But instead, you're down here
binging mindless content --
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Last time on
"Nurxena, Warrior Princess."
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00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:09,568
"Nurxena"?!
Move over!
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00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,236
Oh mighty Hercules!
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00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:15,449
Come join me, Nurxena,
the queen of warriors,
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on another mythical journey.
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I-I'd rather not.
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But we've got a Cyclops
to behead.
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Raaaawr!
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00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,751
I-I don't want you to see
what I'm wearing.
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Come on, I'm sure
it's not that bad.
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Okay, but don't laugh.
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Okay, it's bad.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Oh, come on.
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Hey, don't be ashamed.
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I'm not.
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Anybody want a grub?
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Wait a minute, how come
that guy looks like me?
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Come to think of it, all
the people on TV look like us.
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Are we...
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...on TV?
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That's entirely possible.
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You mean, our whole lives
could be a TV show?
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Don't be silly,
if this were a TV show,
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eleven minutes and three seconds
in the credits would roll,
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and there's no way
that's --
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Wait a second, if this is a TV
show, am I even real?
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This is all too heavy.
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I'm only eight years old,
I can't handle this kind of, eh,
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oh, you know, um,
revelations...