♪♪
Whoa!
Gweeseek!
Gweeseek, get over -- Come on.
Whoa! [ Grunts ]
Huh?
♪♪
[ Humming ]
[ Tires screech, crash! ]
[ Children yelling ] Quick children, eat all the ice cream before it goes to waste!
Free ice cream!
Gweeseek, hurry!
We need to find a really big spoon, or-or shovel, no a rake -
we'll rake in all that sweet, sweet ice cream!
Whoa! [ Grunts ]
"Best TV Shows Ever"?
Hmmm...
Well, what do you think, Gweeseek?
We can either eat our weight in ice cream,
or, watch some old forgotten TV shows that no one cares about.
[ Meows ]
I think we made the right choice.
Announcer: This Thursday...
We got ourselves a bleeder! Heart rate's dropping!
We need to prep her for surgery -- stat!
Don't miss an all-new episode
of the this year's number one medical drama.
The yarn is embedded into her frontal cortex.
Frontal cortex? You gotta get it out!
Okay! No! It's too risky!
When the worst happens,
there's only one doctor you want on your side.
Gwee R.
Wait... Uh, that's a cat.
Not just any cat. She's a cat that we let operate on people.
Oh no! Not on me you don't!
She's right...You may be a brilliant cat doctor
but you refuse to play by the rules.
You're a loose Cannon!
Uh, and she's a cat! [ Meows ]
Darn it, Dr. Gweeseek -- you're right!
You're the only hope this patient has.
Hello! Don't I get some say in this?
Relax, you're in good hands...
Or a-actually paws.
Cats have paws. No!
Don't let that feline cut me open...
Dr. Gweeseek, the patient is yours.
[ Meows ]
All: Awwww.
Her methods may be unorthodox, but darn it, she's adorable!
Tiggy! You must come quick! I know, I know.
There's ice cream flowing in the streets.
Even better! The ice cream caused a tanker
full of hot fudge to slide into a fruit stand,
turning the whole street into a banana split!
And all on my cheat day! Hahaha!
Banana split, let's go!
H-Hold on. Is that the classic sitcom
intro to my favorite TV show, "Silver Ladies"?
♪♪
♪ I'm grateful that you're an old friend ♪
♪ Old friend ♪
♪ I like the fact that you're old ♪
♪ You're so old, super old ♪
♪ Thank you, thank you, thank you, old friend ♪
it sure is nice living with old friends.
Awwwww.
Would you like some butter for your toast -- whoopsies.
Oh, let me get that.
Whoooa! Ow-ow!
I slipped on the butter.
Oh, let me help -- Ahhh! Ah!
Morning everyone.
Ahhhh!
[ All groaning ]
Listen, nobody move!
The buttery floor is much too slippery.
Look everybody!
I found my husband's old sword collection!
-Ah! -My eyes!
Dirty nebs!
The radio stinks...
Why's everyone always singin' on key?
I hate good music!
Tired of songs that sound like songs?
Yea, we were just saying that.
Then you'll love: Prangle Sings.
♪ I'm your strawberry man ♪
♪ Hoooh-hoo! ♪
All his classic melodies finally on one cassette!
♪ I wish I had a dog ♪
♪ Because I am lonelyyyyy ♪
♪ I could give you a million dollars ♪
♪ But I don't have it so, I think, I th--
♪ If I just say I love you like I love my mom ♪
♪ That'd be okay too ♪
♪ You smell like jelly and I like it.. ♪
♪ Got a bass, got a salmon ♪
♪ A salmon and a trout ♪
♪ How 'bout a minnow? ♪
♪ How 'bout a-- ♪
I don't know -- you're right, I don't know that many fish.
Tiggy!
Welcome back to "What Sandwich Should I Eat?"
Pastrami?! Yes!
Uh, turkey?!
Yes!
-Hot dog? -Judges?
Yes!
Egg salad?! No! Never egg salad!
That's disgusting!
Ah! Negative one zillion dollars.
Does that mean I owe you money?
What are you doin' down here,
don't you know what's going on outside?
Oh, right, banana splits.
Even better!
So many people were fighting over the ice cream,
everyone started smashing up the place!
It's pandemonium!
Where's my bat, or an axe, or even better a rake -
where's my rake?!
Wait a Sec, is this the tape of all my favorite TV shows?
I guess. I love all my favorite TV shows!
They're my favorite!
I didn't come here to make friends...
Not because I'm competitive, just because I'm bad at it.
Heh.
Wait, how come I'm the only one who's naked?
I thought we were all gonna be naked!
Chester, you've been voted off the island.
You can rejoin civilization.
Civilization?
No thanks.
At least here I've got a shanty made of palm fronds.
Plus, there's plenty of grub -- I mean grubs.
Literally, grubs. They're delicious.
Ever since your brother had that helicopter accident
the day of our wedding,
I've known you're the only one for me.
Hehehehehe. You're making me blush.
I love you, Slick.
Kiss me, duuuuuuude.
...Nectar!
Eugh. Gross.
Do you really have to do that around me?
I'm always around you, dude!
Just cover your eyes!
That tastes like athlete's foot...
"All My Chiggins" will return after this commercial break.
Lost something?
Well, come on down to the Department of Lost and Found.
You heard right! Lost your keys?
Lost your frog? Lost your teeth?
Lost your mattress? Your fungus?
Your will to live? Your friends?
The spring in your step?
If you lost it, we'll find it!
You don't have to pay us, it doesn't matter!
Money's just a construct!
Hey kid, you want a job? Sure!
So, come on down to the lost and found!
Located off of I-12 in the old asbestos factory.
[ Coughs ]
Welcome back to "House Floppers."
Prangle Penguinian bought this house for a cool 600k.
Um, technically my -- my mom bought it.
Now let's flop this house!
[ Grunts ]
Hmmm...
Hehehehehehehehehe...
Welcome to your new home!
[ Gasps ] I love it!
Oh man, what a loser!
Hehehehe... Prangle? When did you get here?
I came to tell you that everyone outside stopped
their fighting, joined hands,
and sang a song of peace and unity.
It's really a once-in-a-lifetime thing of beauty.
But then I saw you guys watching TV
so I was like, ehhh, whatever.
Secrets. Myths.
Unsubstantiated rumors.
Outright lies.
We love them all.
"Unspiracy."
Today we speak to someone who claims they spotted big foot.
He was big and hairy and he was interviewing me
on a TV show that I'm on right now --
Tired of getting dirty looks when you eat
an entire birthday cake for breakfast?
Well, fret no more!
Toaster cakes!
Now with 20% more empty calories!
[ Super-fast speech ] This product is known by the city of Weegee City
to contain harmful chemicals and asbestos.
Chewer's discretion is advised.
And now the Sunday afternoon Toaster Cake's Matinee.
Narrator: Prangle Penguinian was a mild-mannered nobody.
But one day while opening a radioactive letter,
he cut his finger.
From then on, Monday through Saturday,
he transforms into "Mail Man!"
Wait, wait I can't move my limbs.
Hey, no wait, what are you doing?
What a--aaah!
Ah, no! It hurts!
That's my brain!
What the heck is going on down here?
Yea, yea, we know, banana splits, riots,
shining moment of human togetherness...
The ice cream riots? Wha-What?
Those were ten years ago!
Ten years?!
Look at all of you, wasting your lives.
You should be ashamed.
You could have been out there in the real world,
doing something, making a difference.
But instead, you're down here binging mindless content --
Last time on "Nurxena, Warrior Princess."
"Nurxena"?! Move over!
Oh mighty Hercules!
Come join me, Nurxena, the queen of warriors,
on another mythical journey.
I-I'd rather not.
But we've got a Cyclops to behead.
Raaaawr!
I-I don't want you to see what I'm wearing.
Come on, I'm sure it's not that bad.
Okay, but don't laugh.
Okay, it's bad.
[ Both laugh ]
Oh, come on.
Hey, don't be ashamed.
I'm not.
Anybody want a grub?
Wait a minute, how come that guy looks like me?
Come to think of it, all the people on TV look like us.
Are we...
...on TV?
That's entirely possible.
You mean, our whole lives could be a TV show?
Don't be silly, if this were a TV show,
eleven minutes and three seconds in the credits would roll,
and there's no way that's --
Wait a second, if this is a TV show, am I even real?
This is all too heavy.
I'm only eight years old, I can't handle this kind of, eh,
oh, you know, um, revelations...