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Sheriff: This is the end of the line.
How did we ever end up here?
I blame Nuritza!
What? No way.
If you're gonna blame anyone, blame Tig and that cat of his.
It was an honest mistake.
It could've happened to anyone.
But it happened to us.
Gweeseek.
Gweeseek, you get down here, right now!
Ahh!
Hey, what's that?
[ Gasping ]
Holy mackerel.
Boss is a wanted man?
$5 reward.
"Wanted for...
horse rustling"?
What kind of dirtbag would put a horse in a headlock?
And making them wear spandex?
Talk about animal cruelty.
Boss, a criminal mastermind.
Ahh! My eye!
So it's decided.
We drop him off at, uh...
Goofy Gulch Family Fun Park, and split the reward.
[ Gasps ] I always wanted to go to Goofy Gulch Family Fun Park!
Oooh!
We can ride the Sarsaparilla Coaster!
Ahhh! My other eye!
But what'll happen to Boss?
He's a criminal. He'll get what he deserves.
Would I really betray my best friend for a couple of bucks
and a ride on a roller coaster?
Who wants to go in the car?
Yeah. Good boy. Yeah, you wanna go!
You wanna go in the car!
[ Horn honks ]
Whoa-ho-ho, that is one sweet automobile!
Yep. She's my pride and joy.
This baby gets nearly 12 gallons to the mile,
and goes from 0 to 60 in about eight minutes.
Ooh. What's the horsepower?
You disgust me.
Pedal to the metal!
Goofy Gulch Family Fun Park, here we come!
Aha! Wait. Where we going?
Goofy Gu-- Ya dummy.
If Boss finds out we're headed for the theme park,
he'll know we're turning him in.
Oh. Right.
So? Where we going?
Um, where do you think we're going?
Ooh! A guessing game!
Okay, let's see -- animal, mineral, or vegemite?
It's a place.
Oh-hoho.
I think I know where we're going.
Wait. You do?
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
You're taking me to the farm.
Farm?
You know, the farm upstate.
My sick grandpa went there, my sick uncle, my sick goldfish.
It's a magical place where good little doggies
can chase their tails all day long.
Bingo. That's where we're taking you.
Yea, Bingo went there, too,
after he was bit by that raccoon.
♪♪
Hey, can we pull over?
I gotta take a whiz.
What? You took a whiz before we left!
No, I took a tinkle. What's the difference?
About 3 liters of cran-apple juice.
Ugh.
[ Toilet flushes ]
Oh!
I forgot my leash at home.
Tiggy! I'm in big trouble!
Oh, I--I know.
It was an honest mistake!
Honest or not, you broke the law.
[ Wails ] It's true!
You're a wanted man!
I am?
Please, Tiggy, you gotta help me!
I can't. It's too late.
We gotta turn you in.
You're turning me in?
I'm afraid so.
It's time to face the music.
You're right.
There comes a time in every dog's life
where he must stand up, and pay his debt to society.
Tiggy, take me away.
You know, Boss, it's people like you
that give criminals a good name.
Oh, squiggles.
Okay. Let's get this horse-and-pony show on the road.
Speaking of horses, where's Boss?
Now, don't get mad...
You'll never catch me alive!
Too late.
[ Toilet flushes ]
[ Wolf howling ]
[ Whistling ]
Boss! Here, boy.
Here.
[ Rustling ]
Shh!
Nuritza, if boss rustles horses,
think what he could do to us.
Aahh! Give me that.
Oh, it's just a scarecrow.
You know, that scarecrow kind of looks like Boss.
What? No, it doesn't.
I mean, for one, Boss isn't made of straw.
He's made of dog guts.
And for two, Boss wears jogging shorts when he runs,
not scarecrow clothes.
That doesn't look like Boss, that is Boss!
Oh, no! He's getting away!
Boss: Suckers!
Not for long.
Ha! Missed me!
Aah! Aaah!
Goofy Gulch Family Fun Park, here we come!
Nothing can stop us now!
I can almost taste the sarsaparilla.
[ Clattering, whimpering ]
Awww.
Are we sure we want to go through with this?
Don't tell me you're losing your nerve.
It's just, well, look at him back there.
That face -- don't it just break your wittle heart?
You're right. We can't go on like this.
There. That's better.
Boss: Please, let me out.
I don't want to go to jail.
Nuritza, you can't just cover up our problems.
You're right.
Sometimes, you gotta drown them out.
That's not what I meant.
Relax, and let the music soothe your soul.
♪ Don't turn your back on me ♪
♪ Why can't you look me in the eyes? ♪
♪ My sweet old big, sad puppy dog eyes ♪
Oh...
Uh, let's see what else is on.
♪ Friends friends friends friends friends ♪
♪ Don't betray your friends ♪ ♪ No way ♪
♪ Friends friends friends friends ♪
What they call "music" these days.
♪ Ohhh, I'm just a dog man ♪ ♪ Best friend's an 8-year-old ♪
♪ But he betrayed me ♪ ♪ I'm gonna cry ♪
♪ He sold me out for a trip to a theme park ♪
♪ Now, I'm in jail, and I'm gonna fry ♪
Okay, enough music.
[ Banging ]
I thought I turned the radio off.
I think that's the car.
Looks like we got a flat tire.
Alright, I'm gonna fix this.
Tig, watch the prisoner.
And no funny stuff.
Fine.
Boss: Now, that's comedy!
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Boss, I want you to know
I truly am sorry things turned out this way.
I don't need your sympathy.
You're not sorry.
But I am.
I mean, the thought of you rotting away in some jail cell,
oh, it tears me up.
Then help me escape. Escape?
It's down to you, Tig.
All you gotta do is take the wheel, and drive.
Drive a car?!
Uh, ex-squeeze me, I'm a kid.
Hang tough, baby. Almost done.
Driving's easy.
Just put your foot on the gas,
and speed to freedom.
Hey! You come back here!
See? What was so hard about that?
But I didn't do anything.
Gweeseek?
Boss: Head for the border!
No! Bad cat!
No driving!
Stop! You're headed for a cliff!
A cliff?
Both: A cliff!
Gweeseek, get off the gas!
Uh, who wants scritches?
Yeah! Yeah, want a little scritchy scratch!
Just step off the gas.
[ Both yelling ]
Huh?
Oh. Phew.
That was close.
Oh, right, my side of the bargain.
You two -- out.
I turn my back for one minute,
and you two try to drive my pride and joy
straight off a cliff?!
I hope they lock you all up at Goofy Gulch Family Fun Park,
and throw away the goofy key!
You know what?
I can't believe I'm gonna say this but...
put a sock in it, Nuritza!
Tiggy!
Boss is our friend.
Sure, he's not perfect,
he may have even rustled a few horses,
but he is not some crazy maniac!
[ Laughs maniacally ]
See ya in the promised land!
[ Laughs maniacally ]
Boss, no!
Please don't!
[ Boss yells ]
[ Yelling fades ]
Ha ha, don't worry. I'm okay.
Boss! My car!
Oh, this is all my fault.
If only I hadn't found that stupid poster.
Poster? What poster?
This poster!
You're one of Goofy Gulch Family Fun Park's most wanted!
[ Laughs ]
What? That old thing?
Are you kidding?
Everyone gets a picture like that
when they ride the Sarsaparilla Coaster.
Look, you can see the track.
Wow.
So, once again, we almost killed ourselves for nothing.
And you destroyed your car.
You did that.
I'm glad no one's going to jail, but...
I really wanted to see Goofy Gulch Family Fun Park.
You want to see Goofy Gulch Family Fun Park?
Look to your left.
Oh!
And that's how we ended up in this little predicament.
I said "end of the line" --
which is the beginning of the ride.
All aboard the Sarsaparilla Coaster!
Choo-choo!
Hey, with Nuritza's car busted, how are we gonna get home?
Well, we could steal a bunch of horses.
I'm wanted in three states for that -- including this one.
[ All yell ]
♪ Friends friends friends friends friends ♪
♪ Don't betray your friends ♪ ♪ No way ♪
♪ Friends friends friends friends ♪
♪ Don't betray your friends ♪ ♪ No way ♪
♪ Friends friends friends friends ♪
♪ Don't betray your friends ♪ ♪ No way ♪