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Whoa!
Gweeseek!
Gweeseek, get over -- Come on.
Whoa! [ Grunts ]
Huh?
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[ Operatic singing ]
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I'm bored.
Ow! Wackadoodle-doodle-doodle doo!
Ow! Whack E. Doodle?!
No way!
Let's whacka-whacka party!
Games, prizes, pizza!
Playing guitar! That's me.
Yeah! Fun, fun, fun!
Get some! Yeah-ha! Whacka-whacka-whacka- whacka-whacka!
Come on down to Whack-A-Doodle Funland today!
It's totally radical, dudes.
Whacka-whacka-whacka- whacka-whacka!
Let's go now!
Yeah, let's go ask Boss!
Both: Can we go to Whack-A-Doodle Funland?
Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
Now kids, Nuritza's the one with the car.
We'll have to ask her.
Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
No! No! No! No! No! No -- fine.
[ Cheering ] [ Sighs ]
Yeah!
Whoo-hoo!
What are you doing? Let me see!
Hey, that's private!
Dude, Tiggy's ripped.
[ Laughs ] What a dork!
That -- That's not for you to see!
It's for Whack E. Doodle's eyes only.
[ Tires screech ]
Okay, kiddos, go buy some tokens.
Ugh. You have...
skin pockets?
Doesn't everybody?
Ew! No.
Then where do you keep your skin wallet?
No, don't show me! It's fine.
Alright, take some more quarters.
Oh, wait, that one's a scab.
-[ Laughing ] -Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I love Whack-A-Doodle Funland!
The games.
Aah! The rides!
The stiff pizza! [ Grunts ]
Hey, it's me, Whack E. Doodle!
It's him.
Ohh! Oh, I can't believe it.
Whack E. Doodle in the flesh!
Here he comes, here he comes!
Hope I don't stay anything soopid.
I mean, scay anything Cupid!
I mean -- How y'all doodly-doin', kids?
[ Squealing ]
[ Swoons ]
Wow! Hi, Mr. Doodle.
Please, call me Whack.
First-name basis?
Ooh, pinch me.
Ow!
Now, you kids are gonna spend all your money
and eat lots of pizza, aren't ya?
Yes, Whack! Yes, Whack!
I don't do this for just anybody,
but I'm gonna make you two my Wacky Doodle deputies.
This is the happiest day of my life.
Be sure you catch my Dancestravaganza show.
Starts every 15 minutes.
A-whack-a-whack-a-whack- a-wooooo!
I love you, Whack!
Oh, dang it!
Gweeseek, we forgot to give him our drawing.
Gweeseek?
Eh, she's a growing girl. She can handle herself.
They call these prizes?
Looks like a bunch of trash.
Wait, what -- what's that?
Kinda cute, actually.
Ah, what the heck?
Come on.
Easy.
Got it.
What?! I totally had it!
Don't worry little Nuritza, we'll get you out of there.
[ Grunts ]
Ha! Right in the nose!
Announcer: The Whack E. Doodle Dancestravaganza
will begin in --
Two. ...minutes!
Come on, Tiggy, let's get a good spot!
I'm not getting' stuck in the nosebleeds again.
Uh, you guys go ahead.
I'll catch up.
Now's my chance to give him my drawing.
Uh, that's employees only.
It's okay, don't worry about it.
I'm a Wacky Doodle deputy.
No, stop, don't.
Ow!
Whack?
Are you in here?
I-I-I made you something.
Uh, it's a very life-like drawing.
[ Chuckles ] You might want to get it
framed or laminated,
or I don't know maybe even both just to be safe --
Not enough vents in this dang costume.
Murder on my sinuses.
Oh, uh, ugh!
Uh... [ Laughs ]
You're not supposed to be here, little boy.
What? Y-You're just a -- a costume?
No, no, it's me, Whack E. Doodle!
Uh, Whack-a-doodle-doo!
But y-y-your head's on backwards!
Well, uh --
Hello? The show's starting.
Get your dopey butt on stage, Lawrence.
Lawrence?!
Look kid, just keep this to yourself.
I need this job.
[ Crying ]
[ Dramatic music plays ]
[ Children laughing ]
Yes!
[ Shudders ]
He made me a Whack-A-Doodle deputy!
We're on a first-name basis.
Ohh!
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♪ Whack E. Doodle had some fun ♪
♪ Eating lots of pizza ♪
♪ He played games and won some stuff ♪
♪ And now he's gonna meet ya ♪
[ Kids cheering ] Do the wacky!
Whoo!
Hit it! Oh, you're the best!
Whack! 'Bout time you got here.
Come on, Tiggy, do the Do-Do-Doodle!
I don't want to do the Do-Do-Doodle.
That doesn't sound like your usual brand of optimism.
How can I be optimistic when I just found out
this whole place is a sham?
See that guy on stage?
He's just a guy.
He's not just a guy,
he's the wackiest guy in the world,
Whack E. Doodle.
That's not Whack E. Doodle.
Of course it's Whack E. Doodle. Who else would it be?
His name is Lawrence,
and I think he has a sinus infection.
Yeah, this song is infectious, alright!
Who wants to come up here and Do-Do-Doodle?
[ Kids cheering ]
Listen to me!
Whack E. Doodle is just a guy in a suit!
What? A guy in a suit!
I can't hear you! I'm having too much fun!
Fine, keep your heads buried in the sand like the sheep you are!
Champ: Let's go, Whack!
Okay, kitty, it's up to you.
You gotta save little Nuritza in there.
And maybe don't mention this to Tiggy.
He usually doesn't like it when I shove you in strange machines.
Nuritza.
Oh, Tiggy!
W-What's up, kiddo?
I wanna go home.
But, uh...
I thought you loved this place.
That was the old Tiggy, the before Tiggy.
This whole place is sham.
Big pizza doesn't care about wacky fun.
They care about their bottom line.
Someone should do something.
Yeah, do something.
Uh, why not you?
Over there. Away from me.
Why not me?
You're right.
Thanks, Nuritza. Sure thing.
Now go away and don't look back.
Phew, that was close.
Oh, you got it! Good work.
Now, get out of there before someone sees you.
Come on, build one of those gadgety gizmo things you do.
And this is why I'm not a cat person.
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[ Thinking ] All the animals come out after nappy time.
Token fiends, pizza gulpers, prize pushers, candy kooks,
wacky watchers, joystick jockeys.
Sick, venal.
Announcer: The Whack E. Doodle Dancestravaganza
will begin in...
Woman: Five. ...minutes.
Tiggy: [ Thinking ] Little do they know a storm is brewing.
A cleansing rain heads forth
to sweep away all the fibs of Whack E. Doodle Funland.
Give me the Whack-A-Doodle fishing pole.
[ Laughs evilly ]
Ahh, that's why I got into this business.
The laughter of children.
[ Laughs maniacally ]
Got ya.
Easy. Easy.
Alright, now hand over Nuritza junior.
Oh, no, you don't!
I went through too much for that little rabbit!
[ Crowd chanting "We want Whack!" ] Come back here! Gweeseek!
Okay Lawrence, just another 200 more days
of being Whack E. Doodle.
What is that, 96,000 shows, give or take?
Then I can finally put a down payment
on that burial plot next to my stepdad.
That'll show the old man.
[ Laughs ] Yay! Yes, yes!
I love this!
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[ Chuckling maniacally ]
Time to introduce the world to a man named Lawrence.
This is the happiest day of my life!
I love you, Whack!
This is the happiest day of my life.
I love you, Whack!
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Tiggy: Aw, who am I kidding?
I can't Do-Do-Doodle this.
I love Whack E. Doodle, even if he is a fake.
Gweeseek? Whatcha got there?
Nuritza: Gweeseek!
Give me lil' Nuritza!
N-Nuritza, no!
Aah! Aah!
Aaaaah!
[ Audience gasps ] What?!
Whack E. Doodle's not real?!
He's just a guy in a costume!
Now wait one minute, okay?
Whack E. Doodle is bigger than just a costume,
or even a guy named Lawrence.
Every time a ticket spurts from a machine,
that's Whack E. Doodle.
Or when a kid eats pizza till they're sick --
[ Burps loudly ] ...that's Whack E. Doodle.
Or when a cheap-o prize is thrown in the trash
because it's really, really cruddy,
Whack E. Doodle's there, too.
Aw!
Whack E. Doodle may not be real,
but what he stands for sure as heck is.
My name is Tiggy, and I'm a Whack E. Doodle dandy!
That's right, I'm a Whack E. Doodle boy.
That mean kid ruined my innocence!
Get him! [ Crowd shouting ]
Aah!
Well, that's the last time I come here.
Because I'm banned.
Aah!
This is your fault.
All is forgiven.
[ Boss and Champ scream, grunt ]
Why'd they throw you out?
Because we weren't wearing pants.
But we never wear pants.
You want some gum?
Oh, that's another scab.
I'll eat it anyway.
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