Whoa!
Gweeseek!
Gweeseek, get over -- Come on.
Whoa! [ Grunts ]
Huh?
♪♪
Tiggy: 999.
999.25.
999.50.
999.75.
1,000!
And ah-with that, I've completely paid off my debt.
Debt?
I thought you were just teaching me how to count.
No! Boss, I'm paying you back
for that time I broke your robot.
Huh? What robot?
Remember, you sent us to find a pair of fuzzy dice
in a junkyard.
From here on out, every day, every mission,
it'll be Tig and Seek and Search Engine.
Uh...
Oh, boy.
You know, Gweeseek, I, uh -- I think we could use a break.
A break?
After you busted my thousand-dollar robot?!
Fat chance, you pointy-haired freak!
B-B-But it was an accident!
Can't we just forget about this?
Oh, there's no way I'll ever forget this, lambchop.
And I never did.
So, what are you gonna do with all this moolah?
Hmm, maybe I'll get hair implants.
I don't know if you know this, but this is a comb-over.
Well, as long as you don't waste your money
on another Search Engine.
Congratulations on your purchase of the Search Engine Mark II.
Eastern Europe's finest piece of robo-machinery.
Truly a remarkable marriage of technology and design.
Try not to smash this one to pieces, huh, Tig?
Hey! That was not my fault!
Well, it was sorta my fault.
Okay, the Search Engine should be charged and ready to go.
Now, how do I get out of here?
Right this way, Mr. Jihanian.
Hey, Tig, try not to destroy any expensive machinery
while we're gone.
[ Both laugh ]
Nice.
Boy, Gwee, when did our reputation take such a nosedive?
It's like, come on, am I some kind of fool,
some kind of klutz?
They think I'm a clown.
A clown straight outta clown town.
Old Tiggy can't be trusted,
he's liable to swing a vase around all willy-nilly
till it slips from his hands and spills everywhere.
Oh, look, I've done it again, there I go --
Oh! Oh, no! I've done it again!
Oh, this is bad!
I can't wait to try this new
perfectly functional Search Engine!
Oh, ohhhh...
Yaahh!
Alright, everybody, let's boot this baby up!
The heck?
It's not turning on.
Turn on, turn on!
Turn on! Turn on!
Hey! This is an expensive piece of machinery,
you probably gotta give it a good whack.
Allow me!
Tiggy: No, don't hit me!
Uh, uh, I mean...
[ Robot voice ] Hello, I am the Search Engine.
Bleep, blorp, bleep.
Holy frijole, it can talk!
Ha! They're buying it!
Now all I gotta do is keep up the act.
Yes, I can talk.
I can do many things.
Beep.
Like what?
Uh, anything you want.
Blarp.
Anything?
Uh, blarp, I-I mean, anything within reason.
Nope, you said anything.
Too late.
♪♪
Search Engine, seal these envelopes.
Good thing you're a machine.
Apparently, the adhesive causes explosive diarrhea.
[ Stomach bubbles ]
Error! Error!
Uh, bleep right back!
Search engine, play my favorite song.
Um...
♪ This is your favorite song ♪
No, that's my second favorite song.
♪ Come on down to Muffler Zone to make your car sound good ♪
♪ Honk ♪ Yeah, again!
And put some stank on it.
Skunk!
There's a skunk in the department!
Everyone, evacuate immediately!
Except Search Engine.
You apprehend the skunk.
Ohhhh...
Talk about some stank on it.
There, I have made you all sandwiches as requested.
Bleep, blorp.
Thanks, they look delicio-- food fight!
[ Laughs ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Laughter ]
At least there's one left for me.
Bloop. Booyah!
[ Laughter ]
Haha, very funny.
I'm so hungry. Bleep.
Of course! We forgot to feed you.
Oh, good.
What were you thinking, perhaps pasghetti?
Or a plate of machos--
Yummy.
Full now.
Please unplug.
[ Groans ]
Aw! This is awesome.
Tiggy's really missing out.
Where is that kid anyway?
Bleep, blurp.
Incoming communication from Tiggy.
Blee-blorp!
"Gone findin'.
Didn't break anything.
Bleep, boop. Tiggy."
Didn't break anything -- yeah, right!
Now, now, let's give him the benefit of the doubt.
[ Laughter ]
Aw, boy.
Oh, wasting all that food made me hungry.
Who wants ice cream?
Ooh, I do! Yes, please!
May I go too?
Beep, please.
Nuh-unh, you can't feed robots people food.
Anybody who's been on trial for robocide can tell you that.
But -- Got a problem?
Take it up with the manual.
Don't worry, we'll be back soon to give you plenty more chores.
Ooh, I hope they have pistachio without the nuts in it.
Ah! Oh, I'm so hungry.
I'll eat anything.
Guh.
Wait, what's this?
"Lifetime berserk warranty -- if at any point your robot
goes berserk,
return to manufacturer for no-cost repairs."
That's it! My way out!
Now alls I gotta do is go berserk.
Hmmm...I think I can handle that.
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
I've never had so much fun eating dairy.
Whoa! What in the world happened here?
♪♪
Search Engine, clean up this mess!
[ Squeaking ]
Uh, Searchy?
Ber-serk!
Look out, it's got crazy eyes.
Are they crazy or are they berserk?
Berserk! Berserk!
Berserk!
I've seen enough movies to know how this ends.
Berserk! Berserk!
Oh, no! Your cherished family portrait.
Eh.
No! My whoopee cushion!
You wasted its last fart!
[ Sobbing, laughing ]
[ Whoopee cushion farting ]
♪♪
Berserk! Berserk! Berserk! Berserk!
A little help here.
Berserk! Berserk! Berserk!
Berserk! Berserk!
Powering down...
Down...
Dowwwwwn.
Bloooorp.
Looks like the Jihanian Corporation sold you a lemon.
Oh, no, biggie, this thing has an ironclad berserk warranty.
We just gotta take it back to the factory for repairs.
Yes! It worked!
For the first time ever, I'm getting away with something.
Nuritza, can you drive us to Eastern Europe?
Yeah, I'll pull my car around.
♪♪
Okay, now, let's see.
Destruction of property. Lots of property.
Red eyes? Mm-hmm.
Hmmm. Angry eyebrows?
Very angry.
Also, it keeps just saying the word "Berserk."
Yeah, sounds berserk, alright.
Just sign here and we'll begin the repairs.
Okay. Sign my John Hancock here.
Oh, this is my chance.
I'll sneak out now and none will be the wiser.
[ Grunting ]
Oh, no, it won't open!
No, no, no, no, no, I'm stuck!
Madras, let 'er rip!
No, no, wait!
Wait! It's me, Tiggy! I'm in here.
Stop the machine.
This should be a relatively painless process.
But that's only because robots can't feel pain.
Ahhhhhh!
♪♪
Oh!
♪♪
[ Groans ]
Whoa!
♪♪
Ahhhhh!
♪♪
Oof!
♪♪
[ Grunting ]
Ow, okay. Ow! Ow!
Alright, that does it.
Ow, oof!
♪♪
[ Groans ]
♪♪
Ooh, hot, hot!
♪♪
Oof.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
♪♪
Ahhh!
♪♪
Oof!
Ow!
♪♪
And now your Search Engine is as good as new.
[ Groans ]
Just drop me off at Clown Town.
♪♪
[ Meows ]