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‎（哈山潔食肉）

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‎-阿里，搞屁啊！
‎-兄弟，我們快被撞爛了

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‎抱歉，但要不是你遲到
‎我們就可以搭優步舒服上路了

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‎都怪我爸，他逼我送貨到鎮的另一邊

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‎明知道我要開會就故意搞破壞

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‎別管爸了，喬瑟夫
‎我們會準時到，放輕鬆好嗎？

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‎我們可以再練一次嗎？

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‎做簡報要自然
‎你知道要說什麼，相信自己

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‎“斯維奇就是三個字”

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‎媽的，你弄痛我了

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‎拜託好不好

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‎我對西裝沒把握

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‎相信我，我整年都在做西裝

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‎我發誓你會讓他們驚豔

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‎太超過了吧

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‎你瘋了嗎？

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‎你幹嘛老是給我怪怪的西裝？

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‎-你的就很帥，我的就醜到爆
‎-你瘋了嗎？你有型啊

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‎我幫你做寶塔肩、標準領

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‎-很合身…
‎-好了啦，閉嘴

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎（班妮迪克哈山，出生於羅森堡）

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‎不好過啊

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‎自從妳離開

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‎肉舖…

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‎孩子們…很複雜

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‎一言難盡

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‎來

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‎我放在這裡

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‎如果妳能幫我

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‎就給我一個徵兆，親愛的

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‎執行長先生

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‎-你不介意吧
‎-謝了，兄弟

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‎-帥喔
‎-真的嗎？

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‎我看起來怎麼樣？

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‎-人模人樣
‎-是醜人嗎？

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‎-沒有，但是把鞋子換掉
‎-糟糕

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‎好

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‎我最後一次穿那雙破鞋了

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‎-給你
‎-謝謝

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‎是我的開發工程師，你在哪裡？

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‎真的嗎？

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‎-不是吧？
‎-我到了

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‎我冒著被吊照的危險
‎你讓他穿成這樣？

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‎你看他，比他成年禮穿的西裝
‎還要難看

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‎你懂什麼時尚啊？優步司機

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‎那個王八蛋放我鴿子

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‎-你在說笑吧？
‎-不是

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‎法比亞諾說他不來了，他說…

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‎六個月後，他在最後一刻放我鴿子

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‎隨便，我們不在乎

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‎我們不在乎，他是搞技術的

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‎沒有他我沒辦法去，做夢

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‎我們要講到技術部分
‎但我不想悶壞你們…

55
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‎不好意思，但那個部分對我們很重要

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‎我們想聽你的開發工程師怎麼說

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‎好，大家好，我是馬克祖伯格，幸會

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‎什麼？

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‎幸會

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‎-馬克什麼？
‎-對

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‎馬克祖肯伯

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‎大家都會把我們搞混，但我們認識…

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‎好了，別說了

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‎我寫的應用程式是用

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‎JavaScript

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‎對，我寫的應用程式是用JavaScript
‎有最大流動性…

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‎用JavaScript？

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‎不是Python嗎？

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‎但現在的標準是用Python

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‎我說老實話

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‎我不喜歡蛇，牠們把我嚇得半死

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‎我錯過一堆假期都是因為我怕蛇

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‎別說了

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‎我來講重點

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‎我很驕傲地為您呈現這個小魔法

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‎斯維奇

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‎斯維奇會幫你讓電話另一邊的人相信

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‎你沒有訊號

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‎有點像“隧道效應”

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‎在你的手機上隨時可用

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‎還不賴吧？

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‎好，我來模擬一下

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‎“寶貝，今晚能見面嗎？我需要知道

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‎你不能就這樣掛我電話
‎你很討厭耶，可惡”

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‎“抱歉，親愛的，我有點忙

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‎等等，我要進隧道了”

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‎“隧道”兩個字
‎會啟動斯維奇應用程式

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‎電話那邊的人會聽到

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‎聽著，寶貝…我覺得…

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‎之類的東西

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‎我真的演得很爛，但這應用程式超棒

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‎謝謝你，先生

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‎-不
‎-不，哈山先生，謝謝你

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‎謝謝你，哈山先生

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‎-我們懂你意思
‎-可惜我們沒興趣

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‎就這樣

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‎好…我付錢

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‎…我爸，這週以內把你欠我的還清

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‎-你爸當我的供應商30年了
‎-不然我們互不相欠

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‎-嗨，瓦德曼
‎-嗨

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‎你知道現在幾點嗎？

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‎你去哪兒了？

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‎不應該讓你姐一個人下貨

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‎我有關節炎也不能搬

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‎我不介意，爸

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‎我介意，親愛的

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‎你知道我在哪裡，爸

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‎-我去開會了
‎-是嗎？

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‎所以才穿得像空調系統業務員？

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‎你來這裡就要換上防護鞋

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‎他才剛進來，拜託喔

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‎結果怎麼樣？

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‎一場災難

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‎嘿，笨笨

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‎結果怎麼樣？

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‎還用問嗎？沒看到他的表情嗎？

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‎他的“隧道”應用程式失敗啦

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‎不想講的時候，掛斷就好啦

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‎我有問你嗎？

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‎沒有，所以管好你的香腸就好

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‎他要失敗幾次才甘心？

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‎好好的生意不做

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‎幹嘛堅持搞這種鬼東西？

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‎你不能不煩他嗎？
‎你沒看到他難過嗎？

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‎他難過了35年

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‎我要大聲把他罵醒

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‎你知道沒用吧？

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‎我希望妳會找個更聰明的男人

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‎因為妳弟實在…

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‎這次會議離我媽過世剛好滿一年

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‎彷彿是個徵兆

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‎我想說一切水到渠成，一定會成功

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‎我會離開肉舖

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‎-寶貝
‎-我沒事

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‎不用擔心

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‎媽的

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‎你搞什麼啊？

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‎真的很抱歉

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‎我以為那個鬈髮的優步司機是妳哥

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‎-你給我坐下
‎-抱歉

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‎-坐下
‎-對不起

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‎我要開聽證會卻一身臭

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‎太可怕了
‎抱歉，老闆，弄得到處都是

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‎閉嘴

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‎坐下，我們要跟我家人說，現在就要

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‎好，我們全都告訴他們

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‎我會跟阿里說

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‎都一年了，還拖什麼？

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‎說來複雜，妳是他妹

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‎我們認識的時候妳才一丁點大
‎我讓妳在我腿上跳，現在…

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‎現在你上我

152
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‎-拜託，我不是那個意思
‎-什麼？

153
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‎-認了吧
‎-是

154
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‎但重點是我愛妳

155
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‎我是這個意思

156
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‎而且我一直跟妳哥說噁心的故事

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‎怎樣噁心？

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‎就是

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‎我會跟他說噁心的故事
‎瞎掰跟我好上的小妞

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‎例如呢？

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‎上次我說

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‎我發現

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‎保險套裡有番茄皮

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‎-你真噁心，幹嘛那樣做？
‎-不知道

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‎我不知道為什麼

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‎跟他說我在跟他妹交往會更複雜

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‎因為他忘不掉我說的那些事了

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‎你寧願繼續當噁心的邋遢鬼
‎也不願坦白？

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‎-對
‎-還對咧

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‎對

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‎沒啦，我…

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‎-我可以跟他說，沒問題的
‎-不行

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‎應該由我跟他說，他是我兄弟

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‎是妳哥才對，但也是我麻吉
‎妳看有多複雜

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‎還有妳爸媽

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‎自從妳另外那個哥哥去坐牢…

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‎我三年沒跟他講話了
‎你先告訴阿里吧

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‎寶貝，妳不介意的話
‎我要把麵吃完，有一根…

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‎在這裡，這根漂亮

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‎沾一點醬汁

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‎-好吃
‎-是嗎？

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‎寶貝

183
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‎我要帶去日本的那些鞋子

184
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‎如果都照市價賣出

185
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‎價值接近四萬歐元

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‎對店來說一定很棒

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‎告訴我

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‎妳覺得這一對

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‎值多少錢？

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‎很多

191
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‎這一對是無價的
‎我等不及想跟妳在一起了

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‎我受不了我的家人

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‎好像每個人都是我的責任

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‎妳爸還好吧？

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‎他假裝不知道我要走了，但是…

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‎不會有問題的

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‎我確定

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‎妳會很愛東京的

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‎我愛妳，我好想妳

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‎-我要掛了，晚點打給妳？
‎-好

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‎-親親
‎-親親

202
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‎艾伊達絕對不會跟我這種男人在一起

203
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‎別傻了

204
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‎已經沒有人會為跨種族戀情發愁了

205
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‎問題不在那裡，外婆

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‎她很棒，做什麼都很成功，而我…

207
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‎我做什麼都失敗

208
00:10:14,838 --> 00:10:17,298
‎因為已經確定了，我要當肉販

209
00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:20,260
‎要有耐心，笨笨
‎你會有機會一展身手的

210
00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:23,380
‎你看這個

211
00:10:23,838 --> 00:10:24,758
‎它叫喬治

212
00:10:25,296 --> 00:10:26,296
‎是喔

213
00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:28,010
‎那個笨蛋以前都往下長

214
00:10:28,505 --> 00:10:30,165
‎我嘗試過各種辦法都沒有用

215
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,380
‎然後有一天，突然間

216
00:10:33,213 --> 00:10:34,513
‎它就開竅了

217
00:10:35,088 --> 00:10:36,378
‎開始往上長

218
00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:40,130
‎有一天你會是最棒的

219
00:10:40,630 --> 00:10:41,840
‎像喬治一樣

220
00:10:41,921 --> 00:10:45,551
‎我很期待變成最棒的盆栽

221
00:10:51,255 --> 00:10:53,005
‎抱歉我們得現在做這個

222
00:10:53,088 --> 00:10:54,298
‎不是最佳時機

223
00:10:55,546 --> 00:10:57,586
‎但我就要走了，所以…

224
00:10:57,671 --> 00:10:59,091
‎再說吧

225
00:10:59,171 --> 00:11:01,301
‎別跟我說“再說吧”
‎我是真的要走了

226
00:11:02,463 --> 00:11:05,213
‎先說帳簿

227
00:11:05,296 --> 00:11:07,876
‎我們的資產負債表很糟糕

228
00:11:10,005 --> 00:11:10,835
‎（吃藥）

229
00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:15,960
‎別鬧了，爸，醫生說你沒有病

230
00:11:17,921 --> 00:11:18,761
‎爸

231
00:11:19,213 --> 00:11:21,213
‎你媽據說也沒病

232
00:11:21,296 --> 00:11:22,546
‎她從來沒有吃藥

233
00:11:22,630 --> 00:11:24,010
‎結果還不是走了

234
00:11:24,088 --> 00:11:25,958
‎就像我剛剛說的

235
00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:29,630
‎今年很慘，從來沒這麼糟過

236
00:11:29,713 --> 00:11:32,383
‎會過去的，只是剛好遇到艱困期

237
00:11:32,463 --> 00:11:34,843
‎才不是這樣

238
00:11:34,921 --> 00:11:36,801
‎是嗎，萬事通小姐？

239
00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:38,840
‎爸，醒醒吧

240
00:11:38,921 --> 00:11:40,761
‎自從媽走了之後就是一個慘字

241
00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:42,380
‎我們百分百超支

242
00:11:42,463 --> 00:11:44,553
‎我們的資產隨時會被查封

243
00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:46,710
‎“查封”？不要那麼誇張

244
00:11:47,296 --> 00:11:49,206
‎我想你看過資產負債表了

245
00:11:50,338 --> 00:11:52,588
‎-有稍微看一下
‎-好

246
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:56,091
‎照這個速度，六個月後
‎這家店就會一文不值

247
00:11:56,171 --> 00:11:58,051
‎失去店舖就會失去公寓

248
00:11:58,130 --> 00:12:00,760
‎-我們要住哪裡？
‎-妳在胡說什麼？

249
00:12:00,838 --> 00:12:02,378
‎這麼棒的店面

250
00:12:02,463 --> 00:12:03,713
‎位在瑪黑區

251
00:12:03,796 --> 00:12:05,126
‎怎麼可能一夜之間不值錢？

252
00:12:05,421 --> 00:12:06,381
‎妳能解釋一下嗎？

253
00:12:06,713 --> 00:12:07,633
‎好

254
00:12:07,713 --> 00:12:09,263
‎你會賣掉租約…

255
00:12:09,338 --> 00:12:10,168
‎不

256
00:12:11,296 --> 00:12:13,756
‎我絕對不會賣掉肉舖

257
00:12:14,338 --> 00:12:15,168
‎懂嗎？

258
00:12:15,255 --> 00:12:18,045
‎你自己決定，爸
‎反正我下週就要走了

259
00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:20,710
‎走就走，什麼都不用擔心

260
00:12:20,796 --> 00:12:22,626
‎不是只有妳有解決辦法

261
00:12:22,713 --> 00:12:23,963
‎我也有想過

262
00:12:24,046 --> 00:12:24,876
‎沒錯

263
00:12:26,671 --> 00:12:29,591
‎我會賣掉鄉下的房子換現金

264
00:12:29,671 --> 00:12:30,711
‎-爸
‎-怎樣

265
00:12:30,796 --> 00:12:34,456
‎問題不在現金流，是在管理

266
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:37,456
‎她真的很懂，“是在管理”

267
00:12:38,588 --> 00:12:39,758
‎我找了律師

268
00:12:39,838 --> 00:12:41,798
‎給我簽這些文件

269
00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:46,090
‎這家店

270
00:12:47,005 --> 00:12:48,085
‎是你的了

271
00:12:48,671 --> 00:12:49,671
‎你只要簽名就行了

272
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:54,915
‎什麼？現在要給我？

273
00:12:55,005 --> 00:12:58,545
‎從現在起，你就是

274
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,046
‎哈山肉舖的老闆

275
00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:04,590
‎你看起來不是很開心

276
00:13:04,671 --> 00:13:06,761
‎我當然開心

277
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,591
‎但我需要想一想

278
00:13:11,671 --> 00:13:12,711
‎想什麼？

279
00:13:13,838 --> 00:13:17,918
‎想你的隧道應用程式嗎？
‎那到底是什麼東西？

280
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,665
‎你要想什麼，喬瑟夫？

281
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,298
‎你說得對

282
00:13:28,671 --> 00:13:32,341
‎好了，各位，我要來敬酒

283
00:13:32,421 --> 00:13:34,711
‎大家舉杯敬奧蕾出發去東京

284
00:13:34,796 --> 00:13:36,456
‎-乾杯
‎-乾啊

285
00:13:36,963 --> 00:13:39,713
‎-也敬喬成為肉販
‎-少來了

286
00:13:39,963 --> 00:13:41,713
‎繼承家業是我的夢想

287
00:13:41,796 --> 00:13:43,876
‎你也可以啊

288
00:13:43,963 --> 00:13:45,923
‎當個肉販實現夢想

289
00:13:46,005 --> 00:13:48,125
‎我們準備申請破產了

290
00:13:48,213 --> 00:13:49,803
‎我只買你家的肉

291
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,340
‎謝謝，你人真好

292
00:13:52,046 --> 00:13:53,376
‎你看那些美女

293
00:13:53,505 --> 00:13:54,585
‎快看

294
00:13:55,588 --> 00:13:56,758
‎拜託跟我去吧

295
00:13:56,838 --> 00:13:58,298
‎幫我敲邊鼓，快點

296
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,170
‎替我說好話

297
00:14:00,255 --> 00:14:02,625
‎我真的沒心情把妹

298
00:14:02,796 --> 00:14:04,006
‎那你想幹嘛？

299
00:14:04,088 --> 00:14:06,458
‎你上週認識的妹？

300
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,550
‎沒有，我跟她分了

301
00:14:09,921 --> 00:14:11,211
‎為什麼？

302
00:14:11,296 --> 00:14:14,546
‎上次我們做到一半

303
00:14:15,296 --> 00:14:17,756
‎她的狗跑進來，牠開始

304
00:14:18,088 --> 00:14:19,508
‎聞我的屁股

305
00:14:19,588 --> 00:14:21,548
‎是真的，牠舔我的蛋蛋

306
00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:22,800
‎我靠

307
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,170
‎我看她很興奮，就隨牠去

308
00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:26,955
‎結果我也興奮了

309
00:14:27,046 --> 00:14:29,166
‎狗狗舌頭舔屁股感覺挺好的

310
00:14:29,255 --> 00:14:31,875
‎-神經病，你喜歡喔？
‎-對啊

311
00:14:32,255 --> 00:14:35,625
‎但我沒興趣獸交
‎所以隔天我就甩了她

312
00:14:36,296 --> 00:14:37,796
‎你老愛搞一些變態遊戲

313
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,340
‎我也不知道為什麼

314
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,213
‎奧利佛，你來

315
00:14:42,588 --> 00:14:43,878
‎-我？
‎-對啊

316
00:14:44,213 --> 00:14:46,843
‎-快啦
‎-你會提到梅蘭妮嗎？

317
00:14:46,921 --> 00:14:50,631
‎不公平，她是我兒子的媽
‎我當然偶爾會提到她

318
00:14:50,713 --> 00:14:53,173
‎都四年了你還想不開

319
00:14:53,255 --> 00:14:55,875
‎-我哪有
‎-明明就有

320
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,303
‎-隨便啦
‎-你就是有

321
00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:59,550
‎我不需要幫忙也能搞定，等著瞧

322
00:15:03,671 --> 00:15:05,381
‎你應該跟他說艾伊達的事

323
00:15:05,463 --> 00:15:09,093
‎現在不行，才剛講完屁股的故事

324
00:15:09,171 --> 00:15:11,301
‎你心情不好，他不會揍你啦

325
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:13,630
‎-不要，少囉嗦
‎-說吧

326
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:17,093
‎我會跟他說，但不是現在，謝謝你們

327
00:15:17,171 --> 00:15:18,841
‎任務完成

328
00:15:18,921 --> 00:15:20,671
‎要到電話了

329
00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:22,005
‎不會吧

330
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,045
‎才怪

331
00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:29,800
‎我離開我的家鄉

332
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:30,880
‎（安瑞可馬西亞斯）

333
00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:34,263
‎我離開我的家

334
00:15:40,463 --> 00:15:46,093
‎我離開我的藍天

335
00:15:46,463 --> 00:15:50,513
‎我離開我的家

336
00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:54,800
‎我的家人，我悲哀的人生

337
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:58,051
‎面對地平線

338
00:16:00,296 --> 00:16:01,166
‎傑拉德

339
00:16:02,005 --> 00:16:02,835
‎行行好

340
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,343
‎我老了但是沒有聾

341
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:07,131
‎別再屠殺我的耳朵，我還要睡覺呢

342
00:16:09,755 --> 00:16:11,045
‎討厭的老太婆

343
00:16:11,588 --> 00:16:13,588
‎老是煩我

344
00:16:14,171 --> 00:16:16,261
‎算了，不唱了

345
00:16:17,921 --> 00:16:20,881
‎-有一堆人比你還慘
‎-好極了

346
00:16:21,171 --> 00:16:22,341
‎-是真的
‎-我是魯蛇

347
00:16:22,421 --> 00:16:24,341
‎我已經跟你說過了

348
00:16:24,421 --> 00:16:26,171
‎不要那樣講你自己

349
00:16:26,255 --> 00:16:28,915
‎那不是克萊門汀桑德隆嗎？
‎戴帽子的

350
00:16:29,005 --> 00:16:30,625
‎-她是討厭鬼
‎-挺可愛的

351
00:16:30,713 --> 00:16:32,713
‎-轉過來，她很恐怖
‎-她不差呀

352
00:16:32,796 --> 00:16:33,956
‎真的嗎？

353
00:16:34,046 --> 00:16:36,296
‎她總是貼著你的臉講話

354
00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:37,210
‎但是她很辣

355
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,336
‎-她有口臭
‎-也許她變了

356
00:16:39,421 --> 00:16:41,011
‎-你們好啊
‎-王八蛋

357
00:16:41,088 --> 00:16:43,378
‎-好
‎-好久不見

358
00:16:43,463 --> 00:16:45,763
‎-對，好久不見
‎-對吧

359
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:46,918
‎-妳好嗎？
‎-很好

360
00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:48,255
‎在忙什麼？

361
00:16:48,338 --> 00:16:50,628
‎我在美國做了十年的意見領袖

362
00:16:50,713 --> 00:16:51,593
‎太棒了

363
00:16:51,671 --> 00:16:52,881
‎-好
‎-你們呢？

364
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,840
‎我是肉販

365
00:16:55,921 --> 00:16:56,841
‎肉販

366
00:16:58,046 --> 00:16:59,296
‎你呢，奧利佛？

367
00:17:01,213 --> 00:17:02,303
‎我在時裝業

368
00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:05,210
‎不會吧，太棒了，我們互相追蹤IG

369
00:17:05,296 --> 00:17:06,956
‎-我沒用
‎-什麼？

370
00:17:07,046 --> 00:17:09,006
‎大家都在用，我不懂

371
00:17:09,088 --> 00:17:12,338
‎我們比較喜歡搞機密

372
00:17:12,713 --> 00:17:14,553
‎地下風格

373
00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:17,590
‎妳就這樣抽大麻？

374
00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:19,711
‎加州風格

375
00:17:19,796 --> 00:17:21,456
‎-美國風
‎-我不擔心

376
00:17:21,671 --> 00:17:25,091
‎我爸要當衛生部長讓它合法化了

377
00:17:25,171 --> 00:17:28,881
‎再三個月，巴黎就會開一堆咖啡店

378
00:17:29,255 --> 00:17:32,295
‎如雨後春筍般冒出來
‎變成最夯的事業

379
00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:33,960
‎我是我爸的顧問

380
00:17:34,046 --> 00:17:35,586
‎-但是要保密喔
‎-克萊

381
00:17:36,005 --> 00:17:37,875
‎來了，我閃囉

382
00:17:38,713 --> 00:17:41,593
‎拜拜帥哥，上IG找我

383
00:17:41,671 --> 00:17:43,211
‎我的帳號是＠克萊桑德隆

384
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:44,511
‎就妳的名字

385
00:17:44,588 --> 00:17:45,628
‎沒錯

386
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:46,710
‎很簡單

387
00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:52,010
‎你覺得這個合法事業是真的嗎？

388
00:17:52,088 --> 00:17:55,418
‎你在講什麼？你看不出來她瘋了嗎？

389
00:17:55,505 --> 00:17:57,705
‎你有看到她的牙齒嗎？她是酒鬼

390
00:17:57,796 --> 00:18:00,876
‎-她牙齒都黃了
‎-我相信她

391
00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:04,010
‎-她瘋了
‎-好吧

392
00:18:04,088 --> 00:18:06,168
‎你幹嘛聽她的？神經病

393
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,006
‎-又快要開始了
‎-我知道，他在幹嘛？

394
00:18:12,505 --> 00:18:14,795
‎-他叫什麼來著？
‎-利莫吉

395
00:18:15,213 --> 00:18:16,513
‎利莫吉先生？

396
00:18:18,838 --> 00:18:21,878
‎這個穀倉確實很漂亮

397
00:18:21,963 --> 00:18:26,593
‎有點凌亂，但很漂亮
‎我可以再看一次廚房嗎？

398
00:18:26,963 --> 00:18:29,763
‎沒辦法，我得去開店

399
00:18:29,838 --> 00:18:31,508
‎五分鐘就好

400
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:36,168
‎不行，抱歉，下週再來吧
‎但要早上九點前或午餐時間

401
00:18:36,255 --> 00:18:37,375
‎我現在就在啊

402
00:18:38,463 --> 00:18:39,383
‎可惡

403
00:18:39,463 --> 00:18:41,713
‎打獵季節已經開始了嗎？

404
00:18:41,796 --> 00:18:42,626
‎-沒有
‎-對

405
00:18:42,713 --> 00:18:43,803
‎-沒有嗎？
‎-沒有

406
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,710
‎對啦，但是不能張揚

407
00:18:47,171 --> 00:18:49,421
‎-不能張揚？這不像啊
‎-對

408
00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:51,455
‎-還蠻吵的
‎-不會啦

409
00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:52,376
‎是…

410
00:18:53,588 --> 00:18:54,458
‎靠

411
00:18:55,421 --> 00:18:58,051
‎好，我懂了

412
00:18:58,255 --> 00:18:59,255
‎怎樣？

413
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,338
‎-午餐時間？
‎-不

414
00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:03,590
‎你當我笨蛋啊

415
00:19:03,671 --> 00:19:05,091
‎-沒有
‎-騙子

416
00:19:05,171 --> 00:19:08,171
‎-利莫吉先生，等等
‎-跩什麼啊

417
00:19:11,296 --> 00:19:13,456
‎他媽的射什麼泥鴿

418
00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,548
‎內政部長，蘭克里特

419
00:19:19,255 --> 00:19:21,295
‎我們可以從潔食改成清真

420
00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:23,550
‎你也可以做一半潔食一半清真

421
00:19:23,838 --> 00:19:25,048
‎很有做大的潛力

422
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:27,960
‎也可能是個爛點子

423
00:19:28,046 --> 00:19:30,546
‎我不知道屠宰業要怎麼做

424
00:19:30,630 --> 00:19:31,550
‎幹

425
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,510
‎拉塞爾，交通部長

426
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,050
‎他討厭我們優步司機

427
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,090
‎我隨時可以轉租出去

428
00:19:37,171 --> 00:19:38,341
‎羅尚，農業部長

429
00:19:38,421 --> 00:19:40,301
‎你不是要全列出來吧

430
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,170
‎-生態部長是伊佛
‎-我們不在乎

431
00:19:42,255 --> 00:19:43,295
‎衛生部長是桑德隆

432
00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:44,630
‎-幹
‎-什麼？

433
00:19:44,713 --> 00:19:45,843
‎-誰？
‎-你說什麼？

434
00:19:45,921 --> 00:19:47,211
‎羅尚是農業部長

435
00:19:47,296 --> 00:19:49,256
‎-我們不在乎
‎-不是，管衛生的

436
00:19:49,338 --> 00:19:51,588
‎桑德隆是衛生部長

437
00:19:51,671 --> 00:19:52,881
‎-給我看看
‎-拿去

438
00:19:54,588 --> 00:19:56,128
‎-是桑德隆？
‎-是嗎？

439
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,506
‎那個桑德隆？

440
00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:00,420
‎是嗎？

441
00:20:00,505 --> 00:20:02,755
‎那個瘋婆子說的是真的？

442
00:20:02,838 --> 00:20:03,798
‎它們要合法化了

443
00:20:04,255 --> 00:20:05,915
‎-我們有內線
‎-所以是好嗎？

444
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,505
‎-超瘋狂的
‎-我不知道耶

445
00:20:08,588 --> 00:20:10,958
‎怎麼回事？你們要解釋一下嗎？

446
00:20:11,546 --> 00:20:12,376
‎喬？

447
00:20:12,463 --> 00:20:15,423
‎-打死我都不敢相信
‎-大麻要合法化了

448
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,755
‎當然，總有一天會的

449
00:20:17,838 --> 00:20:20,208
‎-那又怎樣？
‎-妳不懂，不是某一天

450
00:20:20,296 --> 00:20:24,916
‎這個叫桑德隆的衛生部長
‎會讓那玩意合法化

451
00:20:25,296 --> 00:20:26,796
‎考量到市場…

452
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,300
‎-那可是一大筆錢耶
‎-趁現在

453
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,510
‎超大的市場

454
00:20:30,588 --> 00:20:33,378
‎這就是你的天才點子？當毒販？

455
00:20:33,463 --> 00:20:34,303
‎不是毒販

456
00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:36,460
‎它要合法了

457
00:20:36,546 --> 00:20:39,756
‎媽的，我幫店想到點子了，兄弟
‎你們準備好了嗎？

458
00:20:41,421 --> 00:20:42,551
‎哈山肉舖

459
00:20:43,213 --> 00:20:44,133
‎變成

460
00:20:45,463 --> 00:20:47,463
‎哈山大麻

461
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,420
‎我覺得超棒

462
00:20:49,505 --> 00:20:52,295
‎你瘋啦？你以為爸會讓你那樣做嗎？

463
00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:55,630
‎-你在胡說什麼？
‎-跟爸無關了

464
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:59,633
‎店是我的，只要我簽名，店就是我的

465
00:20:59,713 --> 00:21:00,963
‎輪不到他說話

466
00:21:02,005 --> 00:21:03,335
‎我們要不要做？

467
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,760
‎我們四個一起賣大麻？

468
00:21:06,088 --> 00:21:08,838
‎-我完全支持
‎-很好，有一個了

469
00:21:08,921 --> 00:21:11,421
‎-我挺你
‎-好兄弟，奧蕾呢？

470
00:21:11,963 --> 00:21:14,673
‎不要，我要去日本了

471
00:21:14,755 --> 00:21:16,625
‎我當然不加入

472
00:21:17,005 --> 00:21:18,505
‎算了，她不懂

473
00:21:18,588 --> 00:21:22,508
‎兄弟，你是天才，要加入嗎？

474
00:21:23,213 --> 00:21:25,343
‎-不要
‎-搞什麼？

475
00:21:25,755 --> 00:21:29,455
‎不要，我是阿拉伯人
‎我會第一個倒楣

476
00:21:29,546 --> 00:21:31,546
‎我哥也因此坐牢了

477
00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:33,510
‎我有前科都沒在怕了

478
00:21:33,588 --> 00:21:35,548
‎但你就愛白痴點子啊

479
00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:39,050
‎我說的是受到國家規範的事業

480
00:21:42,005 --> 00:21:43,545
‎可惡

481
00:21:44,755 --> 00:21:47,955
‎我好失望，本來想一家人做的

482
00:21:48,838 --> 00:21:50,958
‎還有我在，兄弟

483
00:21:51,546 --> 00:21:52,546
‎當然

484
00:21:53,213 --> 00:21:54,173
‎謝天謝地

485
00:21:56,796 --> 00:21:57,626
‎傑拉德

486
00:21:58,005 --> 00:21:59,295
‎不好意思

487
00:21:59,421 --> 00:22:01,841
‎我學了猶太哀悼文
‎如果你和喬不介意

488
00:22:02,213 --> 00:22:03,843
‎這次我想要吟誦

489
00:22:04,088 --> 00:22:07,378
‎不了，謝謝，我寧願讓家人來唸

490
00:22:08,338 --> 00:22:11,588
‎班妮就像我的媽媽一樣…

491
00:22:11,671 --> 00:22:15,671
‎不，謝謝你的好意
‎但我已經找吉伯特了

492
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:20,418
‎阿們

493
00:22:36,838 --> 00:22:37,838
‎阿們

494
00:22:51,463 --> 00:22:52,553
‎阿們

495
00:22:56,296 --> 00:22:57,546
‎妳會來東京看我嗎？

496
00:22:57,838 --> 00:23:00,378
‎會，等我有空，我保證

497
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,050
‎那就表示永遠不會

498
00:23:04,463 --> 00:23:06,383
‎妳有跟他們說她的事嗎？

499
00:23:08,171 --> 00:23:11,381
‎我再五天就要走了，沒時間

500
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:16,050
‎至少我在那裡不必隱瞞

501
00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:18,046
‎不像妳跟喬瑟夫

502
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:21,550
‎不，我們這週就會告訴大家

503
00:23:22,005 --> 00:23:23,205
‎-真假？
‎-真的

504
00:23:23,838 --> 00:23:25,798
‎哇，好喔

505
00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:28,128
‎你爸大可以讓我唸

506
00:23:28,463 --> 00:23:31,513
‎吉伯特的發音毀了悼文

507
00:23:31,588 --> 00:23:34,258
‎我好想拿書砸他的臉，真丟臉

508
00:23:35,838 --> 00:23:38,588
‎我爸就是這樣，他永遠不會讓你唸的

509
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:42,085
‎你跟他說店的事，他會抓狂的

510
00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:44,625
‎-我還沒有要告訴他
‎-是嗎？

511
00:23:44,713 --> 00:23:47,763
‎對，我稍早時把文件給他了

512
00:23:47,838 --> 00:23:50,208
‎等律師認證，店舖正式成為我的

513
00:23:51,213 --> 00:23:54,423
‎我再委婉地告訴他

514
00:23:54,505 --> 00:23:55,585
‎-委婉地
‎-對

515
00:23:55,838 --> 00:23:58,258
‎他聽了會委婉地罵你吧

516
00:23:58,338 --> 00:23:59,378
‎-哈山先生？
‎-是

517
00:24:00,588 --> 00:24:01,958
‎可以打擾一下嗎？

518
00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:05,380
‎去吧，我再去找你們

519
00:24:05,963 --> 00:24:07,763
‎-你好
‎-你好

520
00:24:08,671 --> 00:24:11,051
‎抱歉今天打擾你，但是…

521
00:24:11,130 --> 00:24:12,340
‎沒關係，請說

522
00:24:13,463 --> 00:24:15,463
‎令堂的墓地還沒有付錢

523
00:24:16,838 --> 00:24:18,708
‎怎麼會？不可能

524
00:24:19,671 --> 00:24:21,341
‎我爸一定…

525
00:24:21,755 --> 00:24:24,335
‎我一直聯絡不上他，他老是開溜

526
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:27,168
‎他始終沒有付租金

527
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,010
‎所以

528
00:24:30,421 --> 00:24:32,261
‎很抱歉，但是

529
00:24:32,338 --> 00:24:34,008
‎如果今天之內不付款

530
00:24:35,213 --> 00:24:39,713
‎我就必須把令堂移到貧民區

531
00:24:40,671 --> 00:24:42,091
‎什麼區？

532
00:24:42,546 --> 00:24:44,046
‎-貧民區
‎-那是什麼？

533
00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:47,455
‎就是萬人塚

534
00:24:53,505 --> 00:24:55,505
‎你什麼都不會做，好嗎？

535
00:24:55,588 --> 00:24:58,668
‎你讓我媽留在原位，我會處理

536
00:25:11,713 --> 00:25:14,133
‎-你為什麼這樣對我？
‎-什麼？

537
00:25:14,505 --> 00:25:15,455
‎墓地

538
00:25:15,546 --> 00:25:18,376
‎靠，他跟你說了？我叫他別說的

539
00:25:18,463 --> 00:25:22,383
‎你知道我必須付錢
‎他才不會掘屍嗎？

540
00:25:22,463 --> 00:25:23,763
‎-拜託
‎-掘屍耶

541
00:25:23,838 --> 00:25:25,708
‎我會付錢，什麼都不欠

542
00:25:25,796 --> 00:25:28,296
‎你是笨蛋嗎？我在乎的不是錢

543
00:25:28,380 --> 00:25:31,630
‎-你這樣跟你爸講話？
‎-對，你是他媽的智障

544
00:25:31,713 --> 00:25:33,673
‎-不准這樣說
‎-你搞砸了

545
00:25:33,755 --> 00:25:36,205
‎你讓店舖破產，不付墓地的錢

546
00:25:36,296 --> 00:25:37,336
‎你耍我嗎？

547
00:25:37,421 --> 00:25:40,091
‎小聲點，一切都在我的掌控之中

548
00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:43,131
‎什麼？你掌控個屁

549
00:25:43,213 --> 00:25:45,423
‎你告訴我，過來

550
00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:48,963
‎你是來這裡教訓我的嗎？

551
00:25:49,546 --> 00:25:52,206
‎是這樣嗎？你這沒用的屁孩

552
00:25:52,296 --> 00:25:53,706
‎-屁孩？
‎-對，你就是個屁孩

553
00:25:53,796 --> 00:25:56,836
‎我也想，我哪裡被寵壞了？
‎靠你該死的肉舖嗎？

554
00:25:56,921 --> 00:25:58,051
‎給我閉嘴

555
00:26:04,213 --> 00:26:06,303
‎你不想當肉販？看著

556
00:26:10,338 --> 00:26:11,838
‎好了，你不用當了

557
00:26:12,713 --> 00:26:13,593
‎愚蠢的屁孩

558
00:27:24,505 --> 00:27:27,005
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