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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎很好…

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‎你們一家團圓了
‎我們終於可以一起玩了

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‎別忘了開心最重要

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‎抽一張紙

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‎抽一張

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‎里歐納德

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‎快抽

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‎（伊布拉欣）

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‎所以…

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‎什麼名字？

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‎不要，拜託

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‎-給我
‎-里歐納德，拜託

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‎給我！

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‎伊布拉欣

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‎是你的孩子嗎？

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‎他只是個小嬰兒

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‎小嬰兒

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‎太好了，嬰兒至少值15萬美元

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‎拿著，荷西

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‎叫米蓋爾派我們的人去巴黎帶人

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‎別抓我的孩子，我求你

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‎抓威廉好了，就這樣

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‎不，威廉不行

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‎別抓威廉，那真的是…

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‎威廉是我的心頭肉
‎我愛他勝過我的孩子

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‎拜託不要抓他…抓他好了

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‎我想過了，就抓他吧

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‎他會理解的

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‎我不是笨蛋，我們就抓伊布拉欣

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‎別擔心，一切會很圓滿的

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‎他會得到皇室級待遇

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‎里歐納德，我們不是想逃跑
‎我發誓，我們是茫了

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‎-對
‎-我們吃了蘑菇嗨到靈魂出竅

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‎我們連怎麼跑出去的都搞不清楚

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‎我們想回修道院，結果迷路了

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‎幸好警察出現了

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‎感謝上帝，他們都被收買了
‎才能帶我們回來

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‎而且他們知道回修道院的路

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‎-簡直像作夢一樣
‎-對

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‎-像是音樂劇
‎-像《十誡》

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‎-對
‎-等等，你們到底在說什麼？

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‎對，真的很有名

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‎是一齣有摩西、石板律法的音樂劇

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‎場場爆滿

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‎別忘了，還有一個帕瓦樂團的成員

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‎他前面沒有頭髮，都在後面

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‎記得我們喝醉時常說的話嗎？

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‎-幹！都在後面
‎-對，沒錯

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‎-他演那個埃及人
‎-沒錯

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‎他們是死對頭
‎另一個兄弟是以色列人

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‎-那首《我的兄弟》超紅的
‎-超紅的

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‎（我的兄弟…）

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‎-他們的手之間有一片壓克力
‎-沒錯

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‎代表大海

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‎-那是大海？壓克力
‎-對，那不只是壓克力

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‎-是德夫阿堤亞製作的
‎-等一下！

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‎我在說蘑菇的事情

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‎沒事扯什麼以色列人？

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‎-蘑菇是怎麼回事？
‎-就是這個

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‎那就是我們吃的

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‎這是神奇蘑菇，有驚人功效

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‎等一下，妳去哪裡弄來的？

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‎這是我們過去幾年跟外婆一起開發的

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‎做出了這個

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‎我們正要開始賣

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‎我們還來不及賣，但這東西真的很猛

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‎超猛的

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‎是真的，我們準備做為家族事業

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‎結果你綁架了我們
‎是你讓整件事無疾而終

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‎如果你要的話，我們可以一起做

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‎我們合夥一定很棒

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‎-可以大撈一筆
‎-賺不完的鈔票

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‎你們想耍我嗎？

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‎-不是
‎-你不信的話，就試試看

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‎如果妳敢耍我
‎我就把妳和老鼠關在一起

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‎然後你們都會來吸我的屌
‎求我去救妳

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‎-同意嗎？
‎-那當然

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‎里歐納德，試試看

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‎你不信就試試看

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‎只是這很噁心，難吃又黏黏的

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‎但我們有個瘋狂的想法

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‎把這加進鷹嘴豆丸子裡

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‎-我們甚至想取名為鷹嘴豆快樂丸
‎-對

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‎鷹嘴豆快樂丸

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‎玩點文字遊戲，而且朗朗上口

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‎-行銷手法
‎-對

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‎不，等等

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‎你看里歐納德還沒準備好

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‎他都還沒搭過飛機
‎你們就想把他送上太空船

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‎也對

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‎你可能承受不了

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‎等等，你說什麼太空船？

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‎-少來了，老頭
‎-這有點猛

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‎三個太多了

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‎好，這下要一飛衝天了

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‎她是誰？

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‎凱薩琳，幸會

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‎她是我的…

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‎他們以為她和我們是一夥的

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‎-好
‎-對

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‎-幸會，凱薩琳
‎-幸會

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‎過來，小傢伙，快起來

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‎-尤塞夫，他在說話…
‎-好

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‎他剛才說“多波耶”
‎是塞爾維亞語“好”的意思

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‎但“甜我淡淡”是什麼意思？

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‎幹，這個布爾什維克
‎一點也幫不上忙，我跟你說

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‎甜我淡淡…

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‎可惡，查不到

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‎可惡

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‎甜我淡淡…

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‎幹

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‎舔我蛋蛋

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‎是法文

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‎他叫小狗舔他的蛋蛋

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‎-妳在胡說些什麼？
‎-沒錯

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‎一定是的，要我也會這麼做

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‎-你也會
‎-我不會

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‎乖狗狗

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‎不是雞雞

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‎幹，妳說對了

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‎所以呢？

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‎他好噁心

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‎等一下，他的蛋蛋舔完了
‎接下來要去舔屁屁了

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‎別說了

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‎顯然那混蛋很愛來這一套

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‎妳好怪異

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‎妳…

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‎克萊？

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‎妳把吉魯的手怎麼了？

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‎對，我吃了

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‎幹！

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‎我很喜歡

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‎沒他那麼喜歡就是

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‎那隻狗狗正火力全開，天啊！

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‎我打賭他屁股一定有屎，絕對有

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‎狗狗愛死了

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‎牠們就愛黏在毛裡的那些屑屑

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‎小淘氣

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‎妳醒了？親愛的，妳還好嗎？

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‎我沒事

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‎我只是在想

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‎他吃蘑菇已經很久了，希望他沒死

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‎我希望那個王八蛋翹辮子

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‎死了最好

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‎對，你說得對

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‎我也希望他死了

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‎那個混帳東西

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‎話說回來，他這麼年輕，真可憐

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‎妳會這麼說是因為妳太善良了

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‎我就是愛妳這一點

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‎妳知道嗎？凱薩琳…

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‎我想我可以為妳去死

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‎等我們離開這裡，搭我的船

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‎我們倆去環遊世界，好嗎？

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‎-好
‎-很好

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‎幹！

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‎妳給我的那些東西
‎讓我像被一噸的磚頭打到

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‎好像有人拿剷子轟我的臉
‎真是猛到爆

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‎告訴你們，反應超快的

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‎我去了一趟…

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‎我到了一個封閉空間

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‎竟然是我媽的子宮

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‎我是後來才發現的

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‎毛像這樣長出了，從她的鮑魚冒出來

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‎我在這趟旅程又出生了一次

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‎所以我要來問妳
‎能不能做一公斤鷹嘴豆丸子給我？

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‎就是妳剛才告訴我的

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‎給妳15天

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‎好，沒問題

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‎我們明天早上就開始

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‎好，我們再看結果如何

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‎如果成功的話

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‎下一批的量會更大

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‎到時我會放過這人的孩子

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‎好嗎？

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‎好，如果到時真的完成

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‎方便的話，能不能看看我外婆好嗎？

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‎首先，妳要我設備清單

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‎-然後我們再說
‎-沒問題

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‎那個我們到時再說

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‎我會幫你們弄到所有東西

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‎總之，謝謝你們
‎你們給我的產品真的很棒

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‎你們要知道這對你們很有利

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‎好嗎？

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‎幫我去跟那個誰打聲招呼

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‎他確實吃了三個

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‎不知那潘妮洛普是誰，可憐的女孩

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‎她一定跟他很親密

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‎能讓他在屁股上刺青
‎鐵定幫他舔了不少

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‎什麼？

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‎他的屁股

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‎你什麼意思？

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‎舔他的屁眼，在兩片屁屁之間

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‎-喬
‎-什麼？ 抱歉

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‎妳怎麼可能不懂？

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‎想到他把榛果醬抹在蛋蛋上

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‎可憐的蓋坦

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‎希望牠只會嚴重拉肚子

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‎尤塞夫！鈴響了

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‎-喂，卡菲蘭先生？
‎-卡菲蘭！

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‎他說卡菲蘭！
‎我就說他是我們要找的人，不是嗎？

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‎閉嘴！讓我聽

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‎什麼事出乎意料？

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‎什麼？

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‎你想往後延15天

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‎這很難辦，卡菲蘭先生

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00:11:26,791 --> 00:11:29,500
‎我不知道外科醫師

209
00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:31,875
‎15天後有沒有空去取器官

210
00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:34,875
‎好吧

211
00:11:34,958 --> 00:11:37,375
‎所以我要找別的外科醫生以防萬一

212
00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:40,666
‎我再通知你

213
00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:42,416
‎那些王八蛋

214
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,208
‎他們要割掉他們的老二

215
00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:47,833
‎妳不懂

216
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:51,041
‎這是販賣器官，像是腎、肺…

217
00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:55,208
‎奧利佛可以保住他的老二

218
00:11:57,041 --> 00:11:59,083
‎腎臟很重要，對吧？

219
00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:00,375
‎那當然

220
00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:03,416
‎不過他說要找別的外科醫生

221
00:12:03,916 --> 00:12:05,416
‎這對我們有利

222
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:08,000
‎我們去找他，叫他僱用我們

223
00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:11,333
‎奧利佛的老二…

224
00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:14,625
‎我好想念

225
00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:20,250
‎每次我說到這個
‎我的心跳會停止然後我的妹妹會打開

226
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,375
‎拜託別說了，克萊門汀

227
00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:24,291
‎妳知道嗎？我頭很痛

228
00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:27,000
‎好，不說了
‎我也沒有多的內褲可以換

229
00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:30,333
‎停止

230
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:35,583
‎所有的蘑菇都在水管後面

231
00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:37,041
‎-對
‎-看到沒？

232
00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:40,166
‎-這他媽的也太多了
‎-嘿，奧蕾？

233
00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:42,125
‎妳做得很好

234
00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:47,166
‎這樣就能讓我們
‎有時間想辦法逃出這裡

235
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:49,583
‎你在胡說什麼？

236
00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:51,208
‎-我胡說？
‎-對

237
00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:52,458
‎我非走不可

238
00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:55,000
‎我要警告艾伊達孩子們有危險

239
00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:57,291
‎對，讓我釐清一點
‎如果他們有危險

240
00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:59,750
‎就是因為你們想逃跑

241
00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:00,666
‎笨蛋

242
00:13:02,666 --> 00:13:04,208
‎你打算再回來救我們嗎？

243
00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:06,791
‎當然會，開什麼玩笑？

244
00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:09,375
‎-我只是問一下
‎-我們出去是為了求救

245
00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:12,708
‎沒用的，警察都被收買了
‎里歐納德控制了這裡所有人

246
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:14,291
‎對，所以我們都同意了

247
00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:16,708
‎別再想著逃跑，專心生產

248
00:13:16,791 --> 00:13:19,166
‎可是我們不知道怎麼種蘑菇
‎妳在說些什麼？

249
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:20,791
‎等等，不是這樣嗎？

250
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:22,791
‎蘑菇不是露米拉種的嗎？

251
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:26,458
‎不是的，但那又怎樣？
‎我知道該怎麼種

252
00:13:26,541 --> 00:13:29,125
‎外婆教過我怎麼分株讓它們生根

253
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,750
‎菌絲體是關鍵

254
00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:32,125
‎菌絲體是關鍵…

255
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:34,958
‎凱薩琳是學生物的

256
00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:36,291
‎妳可以幫忙，對吧？

257
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,583
‎沒錯，我多少懂一點

258
00:13:38,666 --> 00:13:40,000
‎太好了

259
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:42,291
‎什麼懂一點，她很厲害的

260
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,375
‎而且她是安瑞可的忠實粉絲

261
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:48,375
‎-那跟這有什麼關係？
‎-我只是說說而已

262
00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:49,625
‎死忠粉絲

263
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:52,916
‎這太好了
‎凱薩琳，我們彼此不熟

264
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,583
‎我對妳沒意見

265
00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:57,250
‎但我不想把我孩子的命
‎賭在妳對生命科學的知識

266
00:13:57,333 --> 00:14:00,375
‎好嗎？不能靠妳或妳的菌絲體

267
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:03,250
‎聽我說，喬
‎是我把燻大麻搞砸了，好嗎？

268
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,750
‎但我知道怎麼種蘑菇
‎你能信任我嗎？

269
00:14:07,041 --> 00:14:09,125
‎好，妳就去做吧

270
00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:12,333
‎去做，我信任妳，快去

271
00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:14,166
‎謝謝你，喬

272
00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:18,791
‎我完全不信任她

273
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,458
‎我向妳保證，那些蘑菇真是超狂的

274
00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:24,708
‎我就知道一定會很棒
‎妳等著，好戲要上場了

275
00:14:24,791 --> 00:14:27,500
‎但現在還不到可以賣的地步

276
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:29,958
‎對了，妳要繼續和他們待在一起

277
00:14:30,041 --> 00:14:33,625
‎搞清楚他們是怎麼種的

278
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:37,166
‎你不懂，根本沒有蘑菇，他們騙你的

279
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:39,833
‎他們根本沒和露米拉一起做過
‎他們什麼都不知道

280
00:14:39,916 --> 00:14:41,250
‎別在我的辦公室抽煙

281
00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:42,750
‎等一下

282
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:46,458
‎不管有沒有露米拉
‎要是到時能賣給我們就表示他們會種

283
00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:48,250
‎-這一點妳同意吧？
‎-也許

284
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:50,166
‎很好，那我們會有什麼損失？

285
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,666
‎我們會有惹毛販毒集團的風險

286
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:53,958
‎所以我禁止你

287
00:14:54,041 --> 00:14:55,458
‎妳真的要禁止我？

288
00:14:55,541 --> 00:14:58,708
‎-對，我禁止你
‎-好

289
00:14:58,791 --> 00:15:01,083
‎走吧，我們去找傑拉德跟他說

290
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:04,166
‎妳寧願殺了他的孫子也不要種蘑菇

291
00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:07,916
‎讓我們看看他發現
‎妳的真面目之後的表情

292
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,333
‎走吧

293
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:11,916
‎來，媽，我們走

294
00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:15,833
‎好吧

295
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:17,750
‎好，里歐納德

296
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,083
‎別說了

297
00:15:19,916 --> 00:15:20,750
‎我馬上回來

298
00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:23,125
‎算妳聰明

299
00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:26,250
‎-很好
‎-別跟他們把關係打壞

300
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:29,291
‎如果我是你
‎我會問去古茲曼，露米拉還好嗎？

301
00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:44,083
‎可以把洗髮精給我嗎？

302
00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:48,375
‎奧蕾？把洗髮精給我好嗎？

303
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:51,250
‎奧蕾，妳還好嗎？

304
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,500
‎還好，抱歉

305
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,166
‎-這裡
‎-謝謝

306
00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,791
‎只是那兩個…

307
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,791
‎他們害我懷疑自己
‎可惡，那些白痴給我壓力好大

308
00:16:04,541 --> 00:16:06,875
‎我不確定能不能種出蘑菇
‎我真的不知道

309
00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:12,083
‎別聽他們的，妳當然可以

310
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:14,791
‎而且還有我在

311
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:16,250
‎我們一起做

312
00:16:18,666 --> 00:16:19,625
‎別擔心

313
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:23,083
‎謝謝

314
00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:26,625
‎謝謝，妳人真好，妳說得對

315
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,666
‎靠，好重

316
00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:53,000
‎-傑拉德？
‎-什麼事？

317
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,166
‎-我茫的時候看到我爸了
‎-是嗎？

318
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:57,000
‎-對
‎-那太好了

319
00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,500
‎-他好嗎？
‎-顯然不錯，他在梅林的幫派裡

320
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:02,500
‎他是真正的黑道，又長得很帥

321
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:05,708
‎不行，等等！
‎那對妳來說太重了，親愛的

322
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:08,166
‎-我來幫妳
‎-好

323
00:17:08,666 --> 00:17:10,083
‎我想就是因為他是黑道

324
00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:12,458
‎我現在這樣都是遺傳他的

325
00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:15,333
‎對，可是話說回來，那只是幻覺

326
00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:17,250
‎對，但還是…

327
00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:33,333
‎好了

328
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,791
‎你們能開始嗎？都準備好了嗎？

329
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:37,666
‎-當然，一切就緒
‎-太好了

330
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:39,708
‎-里歐納德先生
‎-怎樣？

331
00:17:39,791 --> 00:17:40,791
‎-你好
‎-你好

332
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,458
‎我有個小小的請求

333
00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:44,291
‎就是…也沒什麼大不了的

334
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:47,750
‎能不能在裡面隔個小房間

335
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:49,958
‎讓凱薩琳和我可以…

336
00:17:50,041 --> 00:17:50,958
‎你懂我的意思嗎？

337
00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:55,500
‎因為孩子在旁邊很麻煩

338
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:56,875
‎沒有…

339
00:17:56,958 --> 00:17:59,250
‎這個房間晚上是鎖著的
‎都是我在負責鎖

340
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:02,000
‎這像宿舍一樣，管你喜不喜歡
‎這可不是在你媽媽家

341
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:03,250
‎對了，我媽…

342
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,083
‎你媽怎樣？

343
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:06,750
‎-沒什麼
‎-那就好

344
00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:10,916
‎我警告你們，給你們15天

345
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,541
‎要把蘑菇做出來

346
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,458
‎萬一出了什麼問題，希望不會發生

347
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,291
‎雖然我也不願意
‎但這人的小孩就要倒楣了

348
00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:22,041
‎好嗎？都清楚了嗎？

349
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:23,916
‎是的，很清楚

350
00:18:24,916 --> 00:18:26,625
‎-很清楚
‎-那好

351
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:27,625
‎不過

352
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,750
‎我們能不能知道我們外婆好不好？

353
00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:34,375
‎我有個驚喜要給妳，跟我來

354
00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:36,291
‎走吧

355
00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:44,041
‎好了，帕布洛，我不是笨蛋

356
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:45,291
‎我知道要看哪裡

357
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,166
‎我又不是沒看過攝影機

358
00:18:48,166 --> 00:18:49,416
‎我的笨笨

359
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,166
‎我好想你們

360
00:18:52,541 --> 00:18:54,291
‎他們對我很好

361
00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:58,750
‎不過他們警告我不能耍花樣

362
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,458
‎不然你們就會倒楣

363
00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:04,291
‎我想對我們兩邊都是
‎所以你們也別耍花樣

364
00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:07,583
‎作物都長得很好

365
00:19:07,666 --> 00:19:10,416
‎怎麼了？沒看到我在跟家人說話嗎？

366
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,000
‎（給我閉嘴，混蛋）

367
00:19:13,916 --> 00:19:15,500
‎我學西班牙語學得超快

368
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:16,750
‎（王八蛋）

369
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:20,583
‎他們把我丟給一個笨蛋
‎笨得像一塊木頭

370
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:24,541
‎-她根本不鳥他們，太酷了
‎-她就這樣直接嗆他們

371
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,041
‎來…

372
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,791
‎-長得很好
‎-和一般的傘帽一樣

373
00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:33,625
‎我的小奧蕾

374
00:19:34,958 --> 00:19:36,500
‎我想著妳

375
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:38,750
‎要相信自己

376
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:41,458
‎為家人做好的決定

377
00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:42,583
‎我們加到2.5

378
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,500
‎他們看似強悍，但事實上

379
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:48,500
‎他們需要妳，甚過妳需要他們

380
00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:55,166
‎傑拉德，雖然你那雙駱駝眼
‎老是看走眼

381
00:19:55,666 --> 00:19:59,333
‎我想不到會對你這麼說
‎但我想念你

382
00:19:59,416 --> 00:20:00,250
‎好了

383
00:20:00,916 --> 00:20:02,250
‎那不是法文

384
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:05,333
‎這裡都沒有人抱怨 ，讓我很難過

385
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:07,333
‎奧利佛

386
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:10,708
‎我知道你為了克萊門汀也很傷心

387
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:12,291
‎但別擔心

388
00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:14,750
‎我相信一切都會順利的

389
00:20:17,666 --> 00:20:19,166
‎至於你，喬瑟夫

390
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:21,166
‎我的小王子

391
00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:24,458
‎你想犧牲自己救我們

392
00:20:24,541 --> 00:20:25,875
‎你真是了不起

393
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,375
‎但你又再次做了蠢事

394
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:31,791
‎我都這把年紀了，該去的是我

395
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,541
‎希望你不會生我的氣

396
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:38,875
‎你還有很多事情要跟孩子分享

397
00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:40,625
‎你還有未來要去打造

398
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:44,083
‎即使不是你原本想像的

399
00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:50,708
‎但讓命運給你意外也不錯

400
00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:54,833
‎如果你覺得人生老是跌跌撞撞

401
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:56,708
‎你放心

402
00:20:57,666 --> 00:21:01,541
‎告訴自己
‎生命就是不斷的意外構築而成

403
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:06,291
‎你做事是不是…常會玩個小花樣？

404
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:08,791
‎當我們在一起時

405
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,208
‎彼此傾聽

406
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,541
‎集中力量

407
00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:17,791
‎我們可以完成很棒的事

408
00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:18,833
‎好厲害！

409
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:22,791
‎當我們發揮一家人的力量…

410
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:24,708
‎他們是怎麼放進盤子裡的？

411
00:21:24,791 --> 00:21:26,125
‎然後他們就…

412
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:27,708
‎…我們所向無敵

413
00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:29,583
‎待會見

414
00:21:29,666 --> 00:21:30,750
‎好，我講完了

415
00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:32,750
‎另一個白痴在向我招手

416
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,125
‎我要回去種田了

417
00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:37,291
‎我的愛，我的孩子，我的笨笨

418
00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:39,750
‎凡事小心，要堅強，要勇敢

419
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:41,583
‎我愛你們，我想念你們

420
00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:45,291
‎好，我來試試鷹嘴豆丸子

421
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
‎我們把這些放進去看行不行

422
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,458
‎-靠，炸得超漂亮的
‎-對

423
00:21:51,541 --> 00:21:54,541
‎不能炸太久，外面會焦掉

424
00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:56,375
‎你看著辦，我懶得管

425
00:21:57,666 --> 00:21:59,041
‎-靠！
‎-幹！

426
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:00,750
‎-靠
‎-怎麼會這樣？

427
00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:03,291
‎-這些爛燈是怎麼回事？
‎-等等，讓我看看

428
00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:06,250
‎-幹，這裡什麼都做不了
‎-妳沒有流血

429
00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:07,833
‎怎麼會什麼都做不了？

430
00:22:07,916 --> 00:22:10,125
‎那不是爛燈，燈本來就脆弱

431
00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:13,000
‎妳一直摸，遲早會…碰

432
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,583
‎她壓力很大，幹！

433
00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:17,750
‎我對她的蘑菇有不好的預感

434
00:22:18,541 --> 00:22:20,000
‎-兄弟
‎-怎樣？

435
00:22:20,958 --> 00:22:23,541
‎-我在隔壁房間看到一台電腦
‎-好

436
00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:25,750
‎-這面牆後面有台電腦
‎-是

437
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,250
‎我們得想辦法 …

438
00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:30,291
‎我不知道怎麼弄
‎不過我們要設法弄到手，好嗎？

439
00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:32,291
‎然後我能警告艾伊達
‎叫她把孩子藏起來

440
00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:33,833
‎不，冷靜點

441
00:22:33,916 --> 00:22:36,166
‎蘑菇好像發根了，不會有問題的

442
00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:39,041
‎真的嗎？也許只是普通蘑菇

443
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:41,500
‎做成沙拉很好，但如果迷幻不起來

444
00:22:41,583 --> 00:22:42,750
‎他就會把我的孩子賣了

445
00:22:43,708 --> 00:22:44,541
‎那是什麼？

446
00:22:45,041 --> 00:22:45,875
‎搞什麼！

447
00:22:45,958 --> 00:22:47,166
‎那東西很危險

448
00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:49,500
‎別太靠近，我把火關小

449
00:22:51,916 --> 00:22:52,833
‎等等，兄弟

450
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,166
‎這可能會爆

451
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:59,083
‎一定爆紅的
‎我在“真好丸”餐廳做了六個月

452
00:22:59,666 --> 00:23:01,791
‎我不是說丸子，白癡

453
00:23:01,875 --> 00:23:03,958
‎我說的是真正的炸彈

454
00:23:04,041 --> 00:23:05,000
‎你看

455
00:23:05,583 --> 00:23:07,666
‎我們拿這個瓦斯桶

456
00:23:08,458 --> 00:23:10,916
‎丟到牆上，碰！就爆了

457
00:23:11,541 --> 00:23:12,500
‎我們就能用電腦

458
00:23:12,583 --> 00:23:15,041
‎里歐納德看到牆上有個大洞
‎他會整個抓狂

459
00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:16,208
‎是意外

460
00:23:16,291 --> 00:23:19,166
‎餐廳整天都有炸鍋事故

461
00:23:21,083 --> 00:23:22,250
‎好吧

462
00:23:23,250 --> 00:23:24,250
‎-也許
‎-我們做不做？

463
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:26,333
‎好

464
00:23:26,916 --> 00:23:28,416
‎不過別告訴其他人

465
00:23:30,666 --> 00:23:32,166
‎-好
‎-來吧，接下來呢？

466
00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:34,000
‎-我們先做完…
‎-我們要把東西撈出來

467
00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:35,500
‎第一批看起來不錯

468
00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:38,375
‎-炸得很好
‎-看起來不錯

469
00:24:10,041 --> 00:24:14,166
‎這是新口味，撒點小茴香

470
00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:16,416
‎-撒點小茴香
‎-對

471
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,625
‎那是沃夫岡叔叔的小秘方

472
00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:21,458
‎真是謝謝你，喬瑟夫

473
00:24:21,541 --> 00:24:24,291
‎你知道，學習傳統對我很重要

474
00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:27,000
‎我的榮幸，凱薩琳
‎我們之間沒有秘密

475
00:24:27,083 --> 00:24:28,666
‎對，謝謝

476
00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:30,166
‎待會見

477
00:24:35,291 --> 00:24:37,625
‎她為什麼老是來探頭探腦的？

478
00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:39,541
‎還帶著她的小筆記本

479
00:24:39,625 --> 00:24:40,833
‎她真的很礙眼

480
00:24:41,666 --> 00:24:43,708
‎她想管什麼隨時都可以來

481
00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:47,041
‎她要整個探進我屁眼，我也會很開心

482
00:24:47,125 --> 00:24:49,250
‎你哪裡有毛病？兄弟，她超辣的

483
00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:50,541
‎你讓我覺得噁心

484
00:24:50,625 --> 00:24:51,750
‎對不起

485
00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:54,250
‎傑拉德能把到那女的真是賺到

486
00:24:54,333 --> 00:24:56,750
‎她看起來像從換妻俱樂部出來的

487
00:24:56,833 --> 00:24:57,916
‎你看看

488
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,541
‎她把我帶回我的童年

489
00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:01,875
‎像在星期六晚上

490
00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:04,541
‎帶著我的面紙看著模糊的成人頻道

491
00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:07,166
‎你人真好，我到覺得像是禮拜天

492
00:25:07,250 --> 00:25:10,291
‎看著免費頻道上的醜女

493
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:12,583
‎我用那個面紙擦屁股

494
00:25:12,666 --> 00:25:14,000
‎就是那麼爛

495
00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:15,166
‎她不辣嗎？

496
00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:16,708
‎你別煩了好嗎？

497
00:25:16,791 --> 00:25:17,750
‎剛才說到哪裡了？

498
00:25:17,833 --> 00:25:19,458
‎我們的炸彈呢？幹！

499
00:25:19,541 --> 00:25:20,500
‎小心點

500
00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:22,583
‎我來，沒問題

501
00:25:28,125 --> 00:25:30,500
‎-你確定是這樣做嗎？
‎-確定，別擔心

502
00:25:30,583 --> 00:25:31,916
‎我有壞人血統

503
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
‎別忘了，我老爸是真正的黑道

504
00:25:34,083 --> 00:25:36,541
‎兄弟，親生父親不代表一切

505
00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:38,333
‎你所受的教養才是最重要

506
00:25:39,541 --> 00:25:40,541
‎快點，收起來吧

507
00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:41,541
‎快點

508
00:25:46,083 --> 00:25:47,583
‎你會那麼說真不容易

509
00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:53,500
‎老實說，你有三胞胎要擔心
‎真的很勇敢

510
00:25:54,166 --> 00:25:55,166
‎什麼意思？

511
00:25:55,916 --> 00:25:57,500
‎萬一我們永遠出不去…

512
00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:59,375
‎我不是說一定不會

513
00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:02,041
‎但是萬一我們出不去
‎孩子就要由威廉來撫養

514
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:03,666
‎我覺得你會無法接受

515
00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:10,791
‎-那個跟這件事無關
‎-不，其實有關

516
00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:11,875
‎不對，無關

517
00:26:11,958 --> 00:26:14,458
‎因為到頭來，我覺得養育很重要…

518
00:26:14,541 --> 00:26:17,583
‎成長很重要，但不是基本

519
00:26:17,666 --> 00:26:19,583
‎重要的是他們的親生父親

520
00:26:19,666 --> 00:26:21,416
‎他會傳給孩子什麼

521
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:25,416
‎DNA，視力之類的
‎還有個性、一張帥臉，這些…

522
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:26,833
‎才是重要的

523
00:26:26,916 --> 00:26:29,791
‎養育就像替車子上蠟

524
00:26:29,875 --> 00:26:32,125
‎但車子就是親生父親

525
00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:33,416
‎不是蠟

526
00:26:34,666 --> 00:26:36,333
‎所以我是真正的黑道

527
00:26:36,416 --> 00:26:38,416
‎對，兄弟，你是真正的黑道

528
00:26:39,833 --> 00:26:41,666
‎別讓別人說你不是

529
00:26:44,416 --> 00:26:45,333
‎謝了，兄弟

530
00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:47,875
‎（巴黎地區信貸）

531
00:26:48,666 --> 00:26:50,875
‎費納努克先生，請容我自我介紹

532
00:26:50,958 --> 00:26:52,083
‎我是穆瑞兒普雷渥特

533
00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:56,000
‎過去是器官移植的外科醫師

534
00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:59,375
‎膀胱、肝、眼睛…

535
00:26:59,458 --> 00:27:01,333
‎這是我的助理

536
00:27:01,416 --> 00:27:03,125
‎穆罕默德班艾佛列克

537
00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:04,375
‎不對

538
00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:06,541
‎班阿弗拉哈克

539
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,458
‎“拉哈克”，正義

540
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,791
‎總之，我們說過，我們不做了

541
00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:15,541
‎為了減少生活的壓力

542
00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:16,916
‎所以我們才會…

543
00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:21,875
‎才想開水煙酒吧

544
00:27:21,958 --> 00:27:23,750
‎是水煙貓酒吧

545
00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:26,250
‎-有貓和水煙的酒吧
‎-不

546
00:27:26,333 --> 00:27:27,416
‎對

547
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:30,541
‎水菸酒吧很受歡迎
‎貓酒吧也很受歡迎

548
00:27:31,625 --> 00:27:34,500
‎貓食口味的水煙
‎舒巴、喜躍、美食家

549
00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:36,791
‎洗手間就是一個大貓砂盆

550
00:27:36,875 --> 00:27:38,250
‎又很環保

551
00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:42,958
‎客人可以拿貓砂把自己的屎蓋住

552
00:27:43,041 --> 00:27:45,916
‎到處都是驚喜：“那是什麼？屎！”

553
00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:50,666
‎我看到有四年的空白

554
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:53,125
‎你的履歷上什麼都沒有

555
00:27:53,916 --> 00:27:55,500
‎你真行

556
00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:57,291
‎他眼力真好

557
00:27:58,875 --> 00:27:59,708
‎穆罕默德

558
00:28:00,208 --> 00:28:01,416
‎你可以說

559
00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:02,500
‎說吧

560
00:28:03,083 --> 00:28:06,166
‎沒什麼好丟臉的，你已經付出代價了

561
00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:07,333
‎勇敢一點，說吧

562
00:28:09,166 --> 00:28:10,333
‎我因為搶劫被關

563
00:28:10,416 --> 00:28:12,041
‎-搶劫
‎-搶劫

564
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:14,416
‎因為班阿弗拉哈克先生…

565
00:28:18,125 --> 00:28:19,333
‎好難唸

566
00:28:19,416 --> 00:28:21,958
‎因為穆罕默德是個有原則的人

567
00:28:23,083 --> 00:28:25,958
‎他不想出賣夥伴

568
00:28:26,041 --> 00:28:28,125
‎他就…以街頭上的說法

569
00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:29,958
‎坐了四年牢

570
00:28:32,125 --> 00:28:34,083
‎回到這個提案

571
00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:38,500
‎所以總之，我們想要貸款15萬歐元

572
00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:39,458
‎15…

573
00:28:39,541 --> 00:28:41,833
‎我們什麼都願意做

574
00:28:42,833 --> 00:28:44,291
‎只要能拿到錢

575
00:28:44,375 --> 00:28:45,583
‎真的什麼都可以

576
00:28:46,208 --> 00:28:48,416
‎-懂我意思嗎？
‎-他懂

577
00:28:49,958 --> 00:28:52,208
‎-什麼都可以
‎-夠了

578
00:28:57,833 --> 00:28:59,833
‎幹！這丸子看起來真不錯

579
00:28:59,916 --> 00:29:01,791
‎根本看不出來裡面有蘑菇

580
00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:03,125
‎你那邊還好嗎？

581
00:29:03,208 --> 00:29:05,500
‎我還要一兩個小時

582
00:29:06,166 --> 00:29:08,625
‎我要把洞挖好，再把炸彈丟進去…

583
00:29:08,708 --> 00:29:09,541
‎就這樣

584
00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:17,541
‎這是奧利佛的油！

585
00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:19,625
‎-謝了
‎-奧利佛的油

586
00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:21,500
‎橄欖油，幹！

587
00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:24,208
‎我從來沒想過這層關連

588
00:29:24,291 --> 00:29:25,416
‎-超狂的
‎-橄欖油

589
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,916
‎很好，所以你們準備好了嗎？

590
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,500
‎好了

591
00:29:29,583 --> 00:29:31,500
‎大概兩個小時就好了

592
00:29:31,583 --> 00:29:33,583
‎-兩個小時？
‎-對，至少

593
00:29:33,666 --> 00:29:36,250
‎我不懂，那裡明明有一盤鷹嘴豆丸子

594
00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:37,416
‎熱騰騰的，拿來吧

595
00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:39,583
‎對，但我們要把全部做完

596
00:29:39,666 --> 00:29:42,250
‎要靜置一下，這需要時間

597
00:29:42,333 --> 00:29:44,500
‎況且我們做的是美食

598
00:29:44,583 --> 00:29:46,791
‎又不是米其林，你在胡說些什麼？

599
00:29:46,875 --> 00:29:49,416
‎-里歐納德還在等，我去叫他
‎-不行！

600
00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:50,416
‎-奧蕾！
‎-怎樣？

601
00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:53,125
‎不要去叫他
‎我們還不知道蘑菇有沒有用

602
00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:55,208
‎好喔

603
00:29:56,208 --> 00:29:57,291
‎你們還是不相信我

604
00:29:57,875 --> 00:29:59,125
‎奧蕾，這跟相不相信無關

605
00:29:59,208 --> 00:30:02,291
‎我想我們要先試吃，再去叫他來

606
00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:03,208
‎他說得對

607
00:30:03,958 --> 00:30:05,625
‎你說得對，你真聰明，你來試吃

608
00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:07,000
‎我們來試吃？

609
00:30:07,083 --> 00:30:10,291
‎對，我們來試吃，妳去做妳該做的事

610
00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:13,416
‎不，我要留在這裡
‎你也知道一旦發作一定很有趣

611
00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:16,125
‎-我跟你們一起在這裡，吃吧
‎-我們來試吃吧

612
00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:18,333
‎-沒問題
‎-我們沒什麼好怕的

613
00:30:18,416 --> 00:30:20,208
‎-來吧，喬
‎-要來了

614
00:30:20,291 --> 00:30:21,208
‎-吃吧
‎-向生命致敬

615
00:30:21,291 --> 00:30:23,791
‎-來，向生命致敬
‎-我們吃了

616
00:30:24,375 --> 00:30:25,333
‎吃吧

617
00:30:26,750 --> 00:30:29,125
‎-我的媽呀
‎-靠，真好吃

618
00:30:31,875 --> 00:30:34,750
‎-真是太讚了
‎-你們幹嘛吃得像松鼠一樣？

619
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,833
‎-什麼？
‎-你是怕嗨起來嗎？

620
00:30:36,916 --> 00:30:39,375
‎不，只是這個很猛

621
00:30:39,458 --> 00:30:42,458
‎我已經吃過了，我不想整天放屁

622
00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:45,083
‎誰管你放不放屁？
‎里歐納德會一整個吃掉

623
00:30:45,166 --> 00:30:47,375
‎照正常吃啊，你們在做什麼？

624
00:30:47,458 --> 00:30:50,000
‎好，來吧，開吃了，兄弟

625
00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:52,041
‎-來吧，一、二、三
‎-來吧

626
00:30:52,125 --> 00:30:54,166
‎四、五、六

627
00:30:54,250 --> 00:30:56,416
‎-要數到幾隨便你
‎-你們在搞笑嗎？

628
00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:58,791
‎-數到七？ 好，六 、七…
‎-不要

629
00:30:59,541 --> 00:31:02,291
‎好，那就八！七、八、九…

630
00:31:02,375 --> 00:31:03,458
‎-操你媽的！
‎-別鬧了

631
00:31:03,541 --> 00:31:05,125
‎快吃，幹！

632
00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:06,625
‎我真不敢相信

633
00:31:06,708 --> 00:31:08,333
‎-靠
‎-吃了

634
00:31:09,791 --> 00:31:10,958
‎味道怎麼樣？

635
00:31:11,041 --> 00:31:12,333
‎太讚了

636
00:31:12,416 --> 00:31:13,708
‎不騙妳，真的很好吃

637
00:31:13,791 --> 00:31:16,416
‎好，待會見，我們弄好了就通知妳

638
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:18,208
‎不用，沒關係，我留在這裡

639
00:31:18,291 --> 00:31:19,791
‎我等你們吃完，吞下去

640
00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:22,250
‎妳以為我們是假吃嗎？

641
00:31:22,333 --> 00:31:23,791
‎看起來有點乾

642
00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:27,333
‎把嘴巴張開

643
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:30,791
‎我吃下去了

644
00:31:30,875 --> 00:31:33,333
‎完美，現在我們就等吧
‎我30分鐘後回來

645
00:31:33,416 --> 00:31:34,875
‎-沒問題
‎-待會見

646
00:31:34,958 --> 00:31:36,083
‎他媽的有夠難搞

647
00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:37,583
‎別管丸子了，快過來挖

648
00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:39,750
‎-我們只有30分鐘
‎-為什麼？

649
00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:40,958
‎為什麼？

650
00:31:41,041 --> 00:31:43,333
‎如果能蘑菇奏效，我們就不需要炸彈

651
00:31:43,416 --> 00:31:44,416
‎萬一不行呢？

652
00:31:44,916 --> 00:31:45,791
‎好了，來吧

653
00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:48,750
‎過來幫我，拿把刀來

654
00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:52,500
‎我們加緊動起來才行

655
00:31:56,541 --> 00:31:57,875
‎紅球餐廳，你好？

656
00:31:59,541 --> 00:32:00,458
‎什麼？

657
00:32:02,416 --> 00:32:03,375
‎哈山家族？

658
00:32:04,416 --> 00:32:05,958
‎等等，別掛電話

659
00:32:06,041 --> 00:32:07,166
‎（請等一下）

660
00:32:16,416 --> 00:32:18,833
‎-加斯頓先生，你的電話
‎-給我

661
00:32:20,333 --> 00:32:21,166
‎喂？

662
00:32:21,833 --> 00:32:23,125
‎是，你是誰？

663
00:32:25,791 --> 00:32:26,708
‎我不明白

664
00:32:26,791 --> 00:32:28,333
‎（小瓶洗髮精？）

665
00:32:29,375 --> 00:32:30,458
‎（一封信？）

666
00:32:31,875 --> 00:32:33,291
‎好，沒關係

667
00:32:33,916 --> 00:32:36,083
‎（麻煩你，拍張照）

668
00:32:36,583 --> 00:32:38,666
‎然後寄給我

669
00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:40,250
‎用電郵

670
00:32:41,541 --> 00:32:42,375
‎小老鼠

671
00:32:42,958 --> 00:32:44,000
‎安瑞可

672
00:32:45,041 --> 00:32:46,875
‎小老鼠符號

673
00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:49,666
‎安瑞可，點

674
00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:51,916
‎安瑞可，點，fr

675
00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:57,083
‎安瑞可馬西亞斯的安瑞可，白癡

676
00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:00,125
‎（謝謝）

677
00:33:00,208 --> 00:33:02,041
‎（拜拜）

678
00:33:02,125 --> 00:33:02,958
‎還好嗎？

679
00:33:03,791 --> 00:33:05,666
‎（一小瓶洗髮精）

680
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:07,666
‎（還有一封信）

681
00:33:07,750 --> 00:33:09,625
‎我一句也聽不懂

682
00:33:12,250 --> 00:33:13,125
‎很好

683
00:33:13,666 --> 00:33:14,666
‎很好（西班牙語）

684
00:33:15,541 --> 00:33:18,000
‎我們只要把這個洞放進瓦斯罐桶裡

685
00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:20,083
‎這樣就搞定了

686
00:33:20,958 --> 00:33:22,500
‎你的計時器設多久？

687
00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:25,708
‎我設定十秒

688
00:33:26,416 --> 00:33:28,875
‎但喬，你要特別小心

689
00:33:28,958 --> 00:33:31,458
‎搬瓦斯桶時別碰，好嗎？

690
00:33:32,166 --> 00:33:33,041
‎好嗎？

691
00:33:33,125 --> 00:33:34,041
‎計時器

692
00:33:35,375 --> 00:33:36,250
‎計時器

693
00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:37,666
‎-計時器
‎-好

694
00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:39,708
‎計時器

695
00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:41,416
‎計時器…

696
00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:42,791
‎怎麼了？

697
00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:46,625
‎-我覺得發作了
‎-什麼？

698
00:33:48,541 --> 00:33:50,250
‎我覺得蘑菇成功了

699
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,708
‎-幹！那太好了
‎-對

700
00:33:53,750 --> 00:33:55,458
‎我的腦袋開始滾了

701
00:33:57,916 --> 00:33:59,208
‎這是好消息

702
00:33:59,291 --> 00:34:02,041
‎-我們不需要炸彈了
‎-對，你說得對

703
00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:04,291
‎我們別管炸彈了

704
00:34:04,958 --> 00:34:06,291
‎別管炸彈了

705
00:34:06,958 --> 00:34:08,291
‎美爆了

706
00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:11,000
‎艾伊達…

707
00:34:12,416 --> 00:34:13,750
‎妳好美

708
00:34:17,958 --> 00:34:19,291
‎見到妳真高興

709
00:34:21,291 --> 00:34:23,583
‎幸好妳來了
‎我有件很重要的事要告訴妳

710
00:34:23,666 --> 00:34:25,916
‎-什麼？
‎-我不想騙妳

711
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,791
‎我不高興你們把我趕出丹尼議會

712
00:34:28,875 --> 00:34:31,000
‎不過沒關係，我愛妳

713
00:34:34,958 --> 00:34:36,541
‎已經30分鐘了

714
00:34:36,625 --> 00:34:38,375
‎-對，至少
‎-對，好了

715
00:34:38,458 --> 00:34:39,583
‎好，走吧

716
00:34:41,708 --> 00:34:42,916
‎我知道我要說什麼了

717
00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:46,791
‎妳和孩子有危險

718
00:34:47,375 --> 00:34:48,375
‎你們應該躲起來

719
00:34:48,458 --> 00:34:51,666
‎喬，這不重要，我不是真的在這裡

720
00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:53,125
‎-真的嗎？
‎-不，我只是幻覺

721
00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:55,250
‎所以呢？

722
00:34:58,791 --> 00:35:01,416
‎幹！成功了，他們全都茫了

723
00:35:02,666 --> 00:35:04,833
‎-所以如果你想救我們…
‎-什麼？

724
00:35:04,916 --> 00:35:08,041
‎-就要認真警告我
‎-好，知道了

725
00:35:09,666 --> 00:35:12,041
‎不，等一下，看他們在做什麼，爸

726
00:35:13,291 --> 00:35:15,208
‎我該怎麼警告妳？

727
00:35:15,291 --> 00:35:17,541
‎-有看到炸彈嗎？
‎-有

728
00:35:17,625 --> 00:35:19,166
‎你把它炸掉

729
00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:21,833
‎-炸掉？
‎-這樣才能寄電郵給我

730
00:35:21,916 --> 00:35:22,875
‎好

731
00:35:22,958 --> 00:35:24,833
‎別動，我去跟奧利佛說

732
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,208
‎-奧利佛？
‎-什麼？

733
00:35:28,291 --> 00:35:29,750
‎艾伊達要我把炸彈炸掉

734
00:35:31,125 --> 00:35:32,000
‎炸彈！

735
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,333
‎炸彈，對

736
00:35:34,916 --> 00:35:36,041
‎好

737
00:35:36,125 --> 00:35:38,125
‎-他們在接吻
‎-怎麼會？

738
00:35:38,208 --> 00:35:40,000
‎他們完全…

739
00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:45,916
‎看看他的臉

740
00:35:46,583 --> 00:35:48,041
‎好，我按了計時器

741
00:35:48,125 --> 00:35:49,625
‎十秒之後就會爆炸

742
00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:50,625
‎什麼？

743
00:35:51,125 --> 00:35:52,666
‎-炸彈！
‎-炸彈！

744
00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:54,625
‎-爆炸！
‎-要爆炸了！

745
00:36:20,625 --> 00:36:21,916
‎幹！奧利佛

746
00:36:23,750 --> 00:36:25,125
‎我們炸出了一個洞

747
00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:28,875
‎-成功了
‎-太好了！

748
00:36:30,416 --> 00:36:32,291
‎太好了！

749
00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:34,000
‎-不好，喬！
‎-什麼？

750
00:36:34,708 --> 00:36:35,833
‎炸錯牆壁了

751
00:36:35,916 --> 00:36:37,500
‎我們忘了搬炸彈

752
00:36:37,583 --> 00:36:38,875
‎幹

753
00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:41,083
‎-不，簡直悲劇
‎-幹！

754
00:36:41,166 --> 00:36:43,375
‎這是怎麼回事？

755
00:36:43,458 --> 00:36:45,333
‎你們瘋了嗎？

756
00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:52,375
‎幹…

757
00:36:56,166 --> 00:36:58,041
‎你們把蘑菇都炸光了

758
00:36:59,000 --> 00:36:59,833
‎你們看

759
00:37:00,333 --> 00:37:02,000
‎那是里歐納德的貓

760
00:37:02,541 --> 00:37:05,000
‎過來，小貓咪

761
00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:06,500
‎快過來

762
00:37:07,583 --> 00:37:09,291
‎不認得你的主人嗎？

763
00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:12,958
‎不想親我的雞雞嗎？

764
00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:16,208
‎還有屁屁

765
00:37:16,291 --> 00:37:19,750
‎妳給我的那些東西
‎讓我像被一噸的磚頭打到

766
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:26,541
‎喬，退後…

767
00:37:27,083 --> 00:37:31,291
‎-你們怕那隻貓咪嗎？
‎-那不是貓，喬

768
00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:32,208
‎那不是貓

769
00:38:40,291 --> 00:38:42,416
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