Help!
Help! There's a tiger!
He's so cute.
-Come here. -Help!
-Come on.
Joseph, stop. You're gonna wind him up.
-He looks like a stuffed toy. -Son, stop it. Jo!
-Please hurry! -Come here.
Let go of me.
Hold on.
Don't move!
No!
Dad, are you all right?
Dad, can you hear me?
Are you asleep?
-Yeah. -What came over you? Why did you do that?
I thought you were gonna take the dart.
I misjudged the trajectory.
A NETFLIX SERIES
Thank you for contacting me about the message from the Hazans.
So tell me everything.
I can't decide between the gnaouia and the pkaila.
Get both. It's on me. So this message?
-David, please. -Coming.
So I'll have a gnaouia,
a pkaila, the full sole,
loubia and couscous, nikitouche, chorba,
and boukha for everyone.
-Noted, Mr. Gaston. -Thank you.
Great. So this message?
Yes, right.
Well, I got this.
And I'm sure it's from Gérard,
because I recognized his old-man handwriting.
In Colombia. Okay. Thank you. I gotta go.
Hold on. Where are you going?
Sorry, but I need to warn the authorities.
Now we can save them. Thanks.
-Hold on. -What?
Lunch was on you.
It's all right. I'll pay.
Yeah.
Gérard, can you hear me?
Gérard?
That falafel was strong.
It still gives you a headache though. Fuck.
That son of a bitch is gonna sell my kids.
Stop it.
We'll explain. The mushrooms work.
We'll offer to grow another batch. That's all.
-Aure? -Enough, Olive. Don't talk to me.
Gérard, can you hear me? Wake up.
Catherine, no. I think you need to stop slapping him.
I feel like it turns him on.
Yes, sorry. I didn't notice.
Maybe it's better you didn't.
He must really love you, Catherine.
He wouldn't have jumped in front of us.
Léonard!
Perfect timing.
We were just talking about the falafel--
-Shut your trap, bitch. -All right.
I don't give a fuck about your falafel. We're stopping. You're a bunch of pests.
No, hold on. It was an accident.
-The shrooms worked really well. -They were super. I swear.
So everything burned down just by coincidence!
Yeah, total coincidence.
I'm not a retard.
You can't do shit.
You're assholes.
You almost got the tiger killed.
What should I do? Not say anything?
-Stay like this? -No.
Too bad. This man's kids will pay. I'm going back to the Ibrahim plan.
-No! -Yes.
Don't touch my kids, please. Damn it, Léonard.
We're okay with you taking our organs. All right? But don't touch my kids.
Why are you talking about organs?
I don't know why I'm talking about organs.
I mean, I do know why.
'Cause I know they're worth some money.
Everyone knows that. That's all.
Remember, Olive. I searched for "kidneys" online once.
And what did it say?
It said 120,000 euros. All right?
120K for a kidney.
Damn! Kidneys are a great financial opportunity!
I wasn't aware.
It was in the back of my mind. That's why I'm talking about it.
Do the math, Léonard. It's really simple.
If you harvest all our organs, it'll be a lot more profitable
than my three shitty babies.
All right, Jo. Stop talking nonsense.
There's no need to do that.
-For example, we can restart production. -No more falafel.
-It's over. -No, Léonard. Don't listen to her.
Léonard, listen to me, please.
Harvest our organs and forget about my kids.
And in turn, you'll earn a ton of money.
What I'm proposing is a win-win.
Really. On top of that, on the other end,
some poor guy's gonna end up with a brand-new kidney,
all perfect and shiny. He'll write a check.
He'll be there with his kidney like, "Damn,
I almost spent 120,000 euros on a Bentley."
"Thank God I didn't."
"My piss will finally be yellow, damn it."
"My piss will finally be yellow!" 'Cause he used to piss blood.
Also, for us Jews, it's a mitzvah,
which is a really good deed.
Let me tell you, up in heaven, it won't go unnoticed for the books.
So it's a win-win-win,
with the poor guy.
A win-win-win.
There's no win-win-win. It's lose-lose. Your plan is an amateur trick.
-You come with me. -No!
-Let go! -Where are you taking her?
-Stop it! No!
What are you doing?
All right. Let go of me. You're really hurting me. Let go.
Why did you mention harvesting organs? Can't you hold your tongue?
I didn't. I don't know how they know.
Yeah, right. My ass. Stop saying bullshit.
It's simple. I'm cutting my losses.
I'll beat those idiots down one by one and sell their detached parts.
Stop your nonsense. Did you know their mushrooms work?
-Really? -Yes.
What will we do without them?
Well, we have their recipe now. We don't need them.
We can kill them whenever, no complications.
Did you forget about Guzman?
Two months ago you were shitting right in his face,
and now you're scared?
Let me remind you we have a deal with him. We return them alive.
Come on. I noticed a while back you're weak.
Since Dad died…
You were a lioness, but you've become a scalded cat.
You little idiot. Enough of your bullshit. You're not killing anyone.
I'm the boss around here.
No. Those were the good old days. That's over now.
No!
No! Stop it!
Sorry, Mom.
No! Léonard!
Léonard, stop this!
Okay.
All right.
Thank you. Goodbye.
All good.
The Colombian special forces are gonna launch a rescue operation.
They'll be saved within 24 hours.
There you go!
That's my sister! Who's that?
My sister! Give me a kiss.
That's good!
What the fuck did you do, you big fat bitch?
Sorry. I'm so happy that I have to break stuff!
You can break stuff at your place later.
That's a great idea! I could break my TV.
So, Youssef, does this mean we can abandon our infiltration mission?
No.
Your what?
What infiltration mission?
What the hell, Youssef?
Yeah. What the hell is this infiltration mission?
Were you planning something behind our backs?
I'm not an idiot. What is this?
Léonard?
Everyone.
You know Dr. Cliff.
Well, there you go.
You agree. That's great. Organs are better than my kids.
I have stuff to discuss with my Russian buyers.
You handle this.
If there's any issue, my guards are here.
See you tomorrow.
-Who should I start with? I need two. -Me.
-I'm in. -I'm not.
I'm not going.
Yes, you have to, guys. It seems like it's great.
When you have a kidney or a lung removed,
that's four or five kilos off the scale. Right, Doctor?
Nein.
All right. Bro, you been wanting to get fit for a while. This is a bargain.
It's better than eating miso soup all day.
Well, anyway, I'm going. Let's go.
Who else?
He's resting now, but earlier today he said he was ready.
Olive, are you kidding?
No, I don't agree. What if the surgery goes wrong?
No, take me. I'm in. I changed my mind.
Too late.
Aure.
Aure, I swear nothing will happen.
They're Krauts. They know what they're doing.
It's deutsche Qualität.
All right, see you later.
What do you mean, "Herz"?
Dr. Cliff?
Why Hertz? Are you renting a car?
"Herz" means heart.
I know it means heart, but you're not gonna…
You're not taking his heart, are you?
My father can't live without his heart!
Check your order form. There must be a mistake.
You're mistaken. That's not what we agreed on.
Stop touching him, damn it!
You hear me? Don't take his heart, damn it! Don't touch him!
Dad, wake up, for fuck's sake!
This is the last time you'll ever see him.
Don't you want to say goodbye instead?
You're gonna kill my father?
Dad, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for everything.
I'm sorry I dragged you into this mess.
I'm sorry, damn it. I love you.
I love you, Dad.
I'm sorry I said Catherine was with you for the money.
It's not true.
We don't give a shit about money.
Money's not important.
Yes, money is important!
Money's important. Dr. Cliff.
Dr. Cliff, please listen to me.
If you help us escape, we'll pay you. We have a huge amount of money in France.
It's always money with you people.
Wow.
Okay, who are "you people"?
That sounds a little anti-Semitic.
Always playing the victim.
That's clearly anti-Semitic.
Okay, it doesn't matter. Let's ignore that.
What I'm talking about is money.
You know what money is, don't you?
It matters. You can buy a lot of stuff with it.
You can buy houses, cars.
-Also… -All right, I get it.
How much?
A hundred thousand.
Cash. Within an hour.
You're making me laugh. I'm already earning 120,000.
One hundred and thirty, then.
What? You want 140?
Dr. Cliff, do you want 150? I'll give you 150!
All right, 500,000! I'll give you 500,000.
500,000 euros is a lot of money.
What would make me think you were that rich?
We're Jews.
You know, for us Jews, money…
From the moment we wake up, we spread 200-euro bills on our toast.
And we have all the banks too.
I have two accounts at la Société Générale.
I do what I want.
That doesn't surprise me.
I don't even pay by card anymore.
I pay with a "Jewish card."
It's a card they give to every Jew in the world at birth.
And when you turn 18, you earn miles for going to the synagogue.
That works out well 'cause every Sunday, we all meet up in New York.
Every Jew in the world.
With the Chinese,
the Dutch, and the Turks.
I knew that. I read it in a blog.
Yeah, it's known.
Even Kim Jong-un comes.
Yeah, Kim Jong-un, the dictator.
Do you think he has a bowl cut?
No.
It's a giant kippah.
I knew it.
I'm still going to verify this story about money.
What are you injecting us with?
What is that shit?
A serum.
A truth serum.
With all due respect, Dr. Spliff, truth serum doesn't exist.
He thinks he's in a James Bond movie.
So,
do you really have 500,000 euros hidden in France?
No, not at all. We don't have 500,000 euros.
Your stuff doesn't work. He's talking nonsense.
Obviously we have it.
No, we have five million euros.
What are you saying?
He's talking nonsense. We have exactly five million euros.
Goddamn it!
His stuff works.
Whoa! This serum's effectiveness is extraordinary.
Five million.
And where is this treasure?
I don't know. I swear on my three kids.
We were in jail when they buried it.
Ask my sister. She knows where it is.
I'm telling him everything!
We said 500,000 though.
Not five million.
The price just went up.
That's crazy.
I told you. I don't know where that money is.
It's somewhere in the forest.
But the only one who knows is Ali. He handled that.
Where can I find this Ali?
I don't know. I don't even know if he's alive.
He must have an address.
Yes, he does, Olivier's the only one who knows it.
What? That's nonsense.
No, wait! I can't stand shots.
I'll tell you the truth. Ali lives at 31 rue de la Ferronnerie.
Damn.
Sorry. It was the serum.
So…
That address?
31 rue de la Ferronnerie.
-Well, we just wasted some serum. Great. -Yeah.
I'm still gonna send someone to Paris to check.
Damn, you're a real snitch.
You're the snitch. You told them I knew Ali's address.
I was on the serum, you idiot.
Their stuff works really well.
Tell me, Dad.
Why did you say earlier,
"I swear on my three kids"?
-I said that? -Yeah, you did.
-Are you sure? -Positive.
You said, "I swear on my three kids."
I was thinking about something else.
Why would I say I had three kids?
Everyone knows I only have three.
I don't get it. How many kids do you have?
What are you saying?
Joseph, sometimes it's better not to know everything.
I want to know everything.
Did you cheat on Mom?
Right away with the accusations.
Do you have a secret child?
I had…
Yes, I had an affair. There.
Fuck.
That's disgusting.
Come on.
All right. Calm down.
You were the perfect couple. I don't know how you could've done that.
Please, Joseph.
Come back down to Earth and grow up.
The perfect couple…
There's no such thing.
No.
Love, sex,
relationships,
that's really complicated.
We lose and find each other again.
Life isn't a Disney movie.
That's a really bad example you just came up with.
'Cause Disney movies can be really violent.
-Remember The Lion King? -Yeah, we saw that together.
Well, remember the scene with the stampede in the canyon
'cause Scar set them up?
And all the mountain goats are coming from both sides,
trampling Mufasa's head
as he's trying to save Simba.
Mufasa died.
Disney's not just about "Hakuna Matata."
And I can tell you that after,
Timon and Pumbaa went through hell to get Simba to smile again.
Come on, your turn.
Okay.
Who was your first, Olive?
No, you can't ask that. That's not a good question.
Yes, it's a good one.
Stop it! Why did that asshole have to jab me?
I gave him the right address. You can't do that. Fuck.
Stop it. No.
So?
It was with…
-With you. -There you go. I knew it.
You were acting so experienced.
I remember the next day, I slept with Sarah Sarfati.
-Remember her? -Are you kidding? She was my girlfriend.
I know. I'm sorry.
What happened to that child?
Have I seen him? Do I know him?
Yes.
You know him.
So it's a boy then.
Stop it now, Joseph.
Don't tell me to stop! You're hiding a brother from me!
I want to know who it is.
Who is it?
It's Olivier.
Wait. You know, I was kind of in love.
Me too. I was crazy about that girl.
She was awesome. And she was a bombshell.
Remember?
No, I'm talking about you.
Okay.
Yeah.
Olivier's my brother.
But there's still something I don't get.
You've always treated him like shit.
What's wrong with you? Don't you love him?
Of course I love him.
I love Olive very much.
It's just
when I see him, I can't help but think about his mother.
I can't help but think about my Béné.
I can't help but think how I did something wrong.
I can attest to that.
That was really shitty of you.
I did everything to keep him in our lives.
Really everything.
Why do you think you're best friends?
I'm the one who sent you to the same summer camp.
I invited him over every Friday.
I took you to the movies and bought you the same clothes.
I did all that.
So please…
don't say that to me.
When I tell Olive he's my brother,
he's gonna lose it.
You're not gonna tell him anything at all.
Nothing.
He won't be able to handle it. He'll hate me.
He'll never forgive me.
Thirty-seven years of lies.
That's a long time.
I don't give a shit.
Don't you think he deserves to know who his father is
instead of making up bullshit?
Exactly.
He thinks his father's a hero in organized crime.
I can't live up to that.
Fuck.
So?
This is better than your fake surgeon plan, isn't it?
Yes.
This is a proper place.
I need to tell Ali. He doesn't know about the operation.
Well, I'm going to start the briefing.
The operation will start in two hours,
in collaboration with the Colombian military already on site.
The objective is to arrest the Hazans.
Wait. What do they mean, arrest? Are they going to jail?
Obviously, Clémentine. To the police, they escaped.
That's better than having your organs harvested.
And you're not gonna do anything?
Yes, I'll fight to get them out of jail.
That could take years.
Hold on.
If you send Olivier back to jail, I'll kill you, you dirty fucking cops!
Whoa! Calm down, honey!
-She's joking. -No!
Not at all. I'll pull the plug on you, like you did to Gramps and Granny
'cause you didn't want to pay the home.
She's joking.
I'm begging you, stop.
You're talking nonsense. Calm down, honey.
She's joking.
All right…
No, no bienvenido.
Fuck you.
Up yours!
Your tight little assholes, bam! Stretched out!
She's joking.
All right, Aïda, come and help me, please.
No, I'm trying to call Ali.
The life of an elephant is very peaceful.
Their favorite hobby
is rubbing their genitals
on an old, fallen tree trunk.
The dead tree retains enough bark
to allow these young elephants
to scratch their testicles and anus effectively.
The strongest ones,
making the most of their domination over the rest of the group,
use their authority…
-Lower your weapon! -You lower yours.
-Lower your gun. -Lower yours, asshole.
You're robbing me at my place?
I'll shoot. I don't care. I have nothing to lose.
I'm gonna kill you.
You think I can't do it? Take that!
It's chocolate! Don't shoot. It's chocolate.
-Listen carefully. -Yes?
If you don't want to die with your friends, the Hazans,
you have to take me to where you buried your money.
-All right? -Yes.
Go get dressed.
Really good, Silvio. Nice work.
Very good. Call me when you've found the money.
All good. My colleague is in the forest with your friend Ali.
-Fuck, that's fantastic. He's alive. -That's great news.
Wait. If Ali has to find the money, that's not at all great news.
-Dad, stop it. -True, that isn't great.
Guys, we gotta send good vibes, okay?
You're right.
Ali, bro, I'm begging you. For once in your life,
use your head.
-Olive, what are you doing? -We said good vibes.
-The Kaddish. -That's a prayer for the dead, you idiot.
-I know, but it's the only one I know. -Shut up, then.
Hello, William?
It's Ali. I can't reach Aïda. Is she with you?
No, but it makes sense she's not answering.
She's handling something important. I can't tell you about it.
Okay, that's all right.
You'll help me.
Look in the living room. There's a vase.
-I wrote some numbers on it. -There's no vase.
All right, that's enough.
Get the GPS coordinates and hang up, okay? Come on.
Look on the coffee table.
An ugly vase.
Oh, that one. Clémentine broke it.
Goddamn Clémentine.
Yeah.
Okay. I'm writing it down.
What are you writing?
01-47-20-
0001-
14-18-
39-
45.
Yes.
Thanks, William. Have a good day.
Get out.
It's
over there.
Silvio.
-What did he say? -I don't know.
What did he just say?
I don't know.
-What's he saying? -I don't know.
He doesn't know.
They don't know.
I heard that, Jo.
Your friend doesn't know where the money is.
No.
We've wasted enough time. This is over.
No! It's impossible for him to not know. He buried the money.
Yeah, you have to give him time 'cause Ali's very reliable.
-Yes, very reliable. -Yeah, let him sniff around a little.
He's a real truffle pig.
-He'll find the money. -For sure.
What?
Hold on. Why me? I didn't do anything.
No, you didn't.
But I want your brother to suffer when he sees you die.
It's his fault we wasted time.
Son of a bitch! You're not taking my sister.
No! Stay here.
-Not my kids! -Let go of her.
You're not taking her. Fuck!
No! Aure!
-No, let her go! -Dad!
All right, that's good. Dig.
No, according to the GPS coordinates--
I don't give a shit. You're digging your grave.
What? My grave?
No!
No, we're not far. I'm telling you.
It's around here. I'm sure of it.
It's somewhere here. I'm sure of it. I recognize this place.
Let me go, motherfucker.
Let me go.
Please don't do this.
Hold on! Fuck!
We have money!
No!
Okay, start the operation.
Scalpel.
No, not my daughter!
There's no one here. It's empty.
I swear. I don't understand.
Fuck. If they're not there, then where are they?
Subtitle translation by: Leanne Bordelais