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‎外婆 你没事吧？

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‎外婆 你没事吧？

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‎-我没事
‎-谢天谢地

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‎我去叫医生

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‎外婆 你刚才中风晕倒了

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‎中风？我只是不小心摔倒了

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‎外婆 你认得那个男人吗？

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‎他是杰拉德

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‎-对
‎-没错 是杰拉德

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‎那他呢？你认得他吗？

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‎他是那个混蛋 奥利弗

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‎没错！

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‎谢天谢地 她没事 太好了

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‎你妈呢？

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‎贝娜 你在吗？

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‎外婆 妈已经…

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‎妈已经过世了 你知道的

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‎你在跟我们闹着玩吧？

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‎我当然是闹着玩的

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‎要是让她知道了 她肯定大笑出来

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‎她在哪？

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‎约瑟夫 快去找你妈

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‎这简直是一场浩劫啊

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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎等一下 事态严重

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‎她完全糊涂了

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‎喂 是乔瑞丝吗？

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‎糟糕 乔瑞丝打来了

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‎什么帕斯却？

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‎-怎么办？
‎-挂掉

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‎不行 绝对不可以
‎要是挂掉 她会气疯的

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‎我不知道该怎么办

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‎不好意思 我真笨
‎这附近的信号不稳定

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‎我发现你们都在医院
‎在医院干什么？

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‎其实是因为…

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‎杰拉德的阴茎轻微脱垂了

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‎我们有点担心 不过现在没事了

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‎不意外 老二雄风不再了

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‎你们要赶紧回家 瓦迪姆快到了

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‎瓦迪姆？这名字怪难听的

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‎露露 瓦迪姆是那个植物学家

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‎他来研究帕斯却大麻的

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‎好好招待他 靠你了

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‎没问题 交给我们吧
‎我们会像迎接王子那样欢迎他

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‎都交给我们吧 再见

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‎你演得太好了

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‎等一下 那个叫瓦迪姆的家伙
‎四个小时后会到我们家找露德米拉

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‎我们搞砸了 必须想个办法才行

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‎我操

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‎提醒我要给伊斯托的生日会买马卡龙

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‎好吧 她完全懵了

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‎有什么办法？

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‎听着 我知道帕斯却大麻的配方
‎我一直和外婆待在一起 我知道

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‎但乔瑞丝说得很清楚
‎只允许露德米拉把配方交给他

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‎该死的

56
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‎但你的声音瞒过了她

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‎对啊 没错
‎她说个不停 也没挂断手机

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‎我想到一个办法了

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‎我们要做一个面模

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‎这要大约30分钟 好了

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‎放轻松

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‎闭上眼睛

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‎天啊 太厉害了

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‎厉害

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‎真不可思议

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‎不 老爸 我不知道
‎我看起来跟她一点也不像

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‎这是个笑话 这是什么玩意？

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‎他马上就会看出来这是化妆的效果
‎他不是白痴

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‎不会 相信我 完全看不出破绽

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‎这个妆化得太好了
‎再说对方也没见过外婆

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‎-不会有事的
‎-这个老贱货是谁？

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‎你确定带外婆出院是好事？毕竟…

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‎我也不想的 但她戴着电子脚环

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‎外婆 要是帕斯却大麻有什么秘方
‎你得马上告诉我们

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‎我不知道他在胡扯什么

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‎你瞧 看不出她不正常吗？
‎放过她吧 没什么秘方

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‎我说了 我知道配方

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‎-我知道用什么原材料 别劳烦外婆了
‎-好 我不说了

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‎植物学家来了

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‎外婆 你必须马上躲起来
‎不能让那个男人看到你

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‎奥薇 我去拿手套给你

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‎走吧

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‎天啊 他身上有枪

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‎你好 我是约瑟夫

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‎-幸会
‎-露德米拉在哪？

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‎她就快出来了

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‎瓦迪姆先生 幸会 请问你贵姓？

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‎瓦迪姆

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‎很好

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‎我们很高兴能跟你合作

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‎这不是合作关系

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‎我是来工作的 露德米拉呢？

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‎她就快出来了

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‎我们给你准备了客房…

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‎这就是我的房间

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‎直到收成那天 这辆车都会停在这里

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‎收成？你打算待多久？

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‎-三个月
‎-三个月？

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‎很好 三个月很好

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‎-外婆来了！
‎-她来了

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‎-偶像来了！
‎-外婆

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‎怎么了？

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‎有问题吗？

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‎露德米拉 您好

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‎瓦迪姆 你好

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‎行了

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‎别再站在这里寒暄了

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‎我带你去看仓库

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‎谢谢

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‎往这边走

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‎走慢点

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‎行得通

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‎什么？

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‎不会有事的

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‎-对
‎-真是的

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‎重点显然是原材料

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‎柠檬、胡萝卜 很好

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‎加上少许的土豆 这些都不能少

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‎这是芹菜

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‎当然也少不了芫荽

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‎非常新鲜的芫荽

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‎-闻到了吗？
‎-闻到了

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‎因为汤底是最大关键

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‎夫人 您也用汤底来给大麻浇水吗？

125
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‎对 用汤底来浇水 小哥

126
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‎用汤底

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‎跟我说话不用太拘谨

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‎住手！别碰任何东西！

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‎都交给我处理 明白吗？

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‎明白

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‎你刚才说你几岁了？

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‎这…

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‎小哥 年龄是女人的秘密

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‎这是战争 露德米拉

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‎我的工作

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‎是来确认帕斯却大麻的配方

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‎还用说吗？

138
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‎确保在哈桑家的缺席下
‎也能复制出来 所以…

139
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‎别碰这些原材料

140
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‎否则我会杀了你

141
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‎他妈的 吓死我了

142
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‎说真的 我认为你演得很好

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‎不会有事的

144
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‎是吗？

145
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‎我处理汤锅时差点露出破绽
‎你说有没有事？

146
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‎没事的 你要相信自己 不会有事的

147
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‎好了 我去叫外婆过来

148
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‎她在楼上待了一个小时了

149
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‎-我操 这个家伙错不知错
‎-对啊 错不知错

150
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‎我们只有三个月

151
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‎-三个月？
‎-对

152
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‎我瞒不过三个月 你们疯了吗？

153
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‎只能这样了 不然呢？

154
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‎帕斯却大麻需要时间才能收成

155
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‎这是谁的错？

156
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‎这事可闹腾了

157
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‎这样下去行不通

158
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‎谢了 老爸 说得真好 太励志了

159
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‎-外婆去了哪？
‎-什么？

160
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‎-她不在房里吗？
‎-不在 她不在房里

161
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‎天啊！

162
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‎不会吧？

163
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‎她跑去找那个人说话了

164
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‎-约瑟夫！
‎-怎么？

165
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‎-你没穿鞋 他会起疑心的
‎-给我鞋

166
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‎怎么了？

167
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‎外婆！

168
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‎怎么了？别打扰他了

169
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‎-他搞砸了我的草地
‎-小事一桩

170
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‎草会长回来的

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‎不好意思 她忙了一整天 有点累了

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‎-是啊
‎-对

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‎-她应该上床休息了
‎-没问题

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‎小心

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‎晚安

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‎他有没有伤着你？

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‎外婆 别担心

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‎-去睡吧 外婆
‎-我不累

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‎走吧 外婆 我说过了
‎不要随便离开房间 这样不好

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‎露德米拉 乖乖待在这里 好吗？

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‎我在等人 哪也不去

182
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‎-奥利弗 不会吧？
‎-怎么了？

183
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‎你竟然把她锁在房里？

184
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‎对啊 放她出来太危险了

185
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‎等一下
‎你不会也想把她关进笼子里吧？

186
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‎-她可不是小白鼠
‎-别生气

187
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‎我们会好好照顾她的
‎总好过让她待在医院里吧

188
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‎-外面还有个神经病呢
‎-怎么？

189
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‎要是让他看到
‎你们俩同时出现怎么办？

190
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‎对啊 那是行不通的

191
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‎我们有问你意见吗？

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‎我被你们气死了

193
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‎但奥利弗说得对 这是唯一的办法

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‎我们没有其他办法 我们…

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‎可恶

196
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‎嗨 外婆

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‎吃午饭了

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‎来了

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‎谢谢

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‎给我倒一条香肠

201
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‎另加两颗肉丸

202
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‎外婆

203
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‎这是一杯茶

204
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‎这些不是肉丸

205
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‎-是糖
‎-知道了

206
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‎别留在我房里太久

207
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‎-我和戴高乐将军有约
‎-得了吧

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‎告诉你吧
‎他那话儿可不是浪得虚名的

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‎外婆！

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‎你怎么跟1940年代的人扯上关系了？

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‎-下一个是谁？丘吉尔吗？
‎-不是 我不喜欢丘吉尔

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‎是胜利之父克里孟梭

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‎他可是一头狮子

214
00:10:35,916 --> 00:10:37,625
‎戴高乐几点会到？

215
00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:38,875
‎就快到了 你快滚吧

216
00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:40,958
‎好吧 我让你一个人待着

217
00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:43,500
‎待会儿见 外婆

218
00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:45,708
‎待会儿见

219
00:10:59,375 --> 00:11:00,791
‎你说得对 穿起来很帅

220
00:11:00,875 --> 00:11:02,666
‎当然了

221
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:05,250
‎这套西装可帅气了 我自己试穿过

222
00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,750
‎我在左边口袋里藏了一个小惊喜

223
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:08,666
‎-是吗？
‎-是

224
00:11:10,541 --> 00:11:11,375
‎没错

225
00:11:11,791 --> 00:11:14,583
‎这是必须的
‎万一你的女人突然性致勃勃…

226
00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:18,458
‎尤塞夫刚发了宝宝的视频给我
‎太可爱了

227
00:11:18,541 --> 00:11:19,791
‎你们瞧

228
00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:21,375
‎她把食物吐出来

229
00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:22,791
‎他也发给了我

230
00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:23,916
‎-是吗？
‎-是

231
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,458
‎宝宝真可爱 见不到他们 我很难过

232
00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:29,333
‎我也很难过

233
00:11:29,416 --> 00:11:30,875
‎是啊 但那是你自找的

234
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,791
‎-什么？
‎-你自找的

235
00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:35,000
‎他们是我的孙子女 懂吗？

236
00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:37,125
‎跟他们分开不是我想要的 绝对不是

237
00:11:37,208 --> 00:11:39,916
‎还有你没看到我们在说话吗？请你…

238
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,291
‎你们要排斥我多久？

239
00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:46,458
‎你们以为自己没有错吗？
‎记得那个新仓库吗？

240
00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:48,291
‎那是两码子的事

241
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,916
‎是我把乌鸦放在门前吗？

242
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,958
‎是我纵火烧车吗？

243
00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:53,916
‎是我私下跟乔瑞丝交易吗？

244
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,500
‎你还有什么好说的？睡觉去

245
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,625
‎你从来都不觉得自己有错

246
00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:00,583
‎-你们俩待在这里
‎-滚吧

247
00:12:00,666 --> 00:12:02,708
‎-我不理你们了
‎-滚吧 臭小子

248
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,666
‎让他自己生气去

249
00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:07,875
‎小事 是他的错

250
00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:09,791
‎我问你一件事

251
00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:13,500
‎你戴着脚环怎么跟女朋友啪啪？

252
00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:16,166
‎该死的

253
00:12:16,666 --> 00:12:17,500
‎对啊

254
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,333
‎没想到这点

255
00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:29,000
‎你待会儿就知道
‎这里是他常来的地方

256
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000
‎晚上好

257
00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:36,583
‎恩里克 我很喜欢你

258
00:12:36,666 --> 00:12:38,708
‎谢谢你 我爱你 凯特琳

259
00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:42,958
‎好了 加斯顿 够了

260
00:12:43,041 --> 00:12:44,041
‎你什么意思？

261
00:12:44,125 --> 00:12:45,250
‎得了吧

262
00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:48,500
‎这位年轻的小姐 我问你

263
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:50,791
‎你和杰拉德不是同一辈吧？

264
00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:51,958
‎不是

265
00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:53,708
‎那你或许可以帮帮我

266
00:12:53,791 --> 00:12:57,083
‎我的手机震动一整天了

267
00:12:57,166 --> 00:13:02,166
‎一直给我发送有小鸟表示的信息

268
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,833
‎我打算送厂维修

269
00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:06,041
‎-等一下 让我瞧瞧
‎-小鸟？

270
00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:10,166
‎是推特 这是推特给你发出提醒

271
00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,250
‎说明你上热搜了 恩里克

272
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,208
‎什么是热搜？我从来没想要上热搜

273
00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:18,083
‎你误会了 这是好事
‎你的专辑上了畅销榜冠军

274
00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:19,583
‎-什么？
‎-对啊

275
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,541
‎-不可能
‎-畅销榜冠军

276
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:24,125
‎太不可思议了 加斯顿

277
00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:27,125
‎我常说这是我出道以来最出色的专辑

278
00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:29,041
‎没错 他确实说过

279
00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:32,750
‎这是一张跨世代的唱片

280
00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:35,750
‎跨世代唱片 我最喜爱的唱片

281
00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:40,458
‎我打算明年在奥林匹亚音乐厅
‎办五场演唱会

282
00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:41,916
‎不会吧 等一下

283
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,666
‎加斯顿 别操之过急

284
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,541
‎别冲动 慢慢来

285
00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:48,750
‎放心吧 我应付得来

286
00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:51,291
‎我打算给你请个经纪人

287
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:52,458
‎经纪人？

288
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,333
‎一个年轻的经纪人

289
00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:56,958
‎其实他叫…

290
00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:58,666
‎阿里

291
00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,208
‎他是个…

292
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,083
‎很棒的人 这是我的好意

293
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:04,833
‎杰拉德 这是大好消息
‎我打算好好庆祝一下

294
00:14:04,916 --> 00:14:07,833
‎-好啊
‎-今晚你请客 好吗？

295
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:10,625
‎没问题

296
00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:13,416
‎真的可以吗？还是…

297
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,250
‎真的没问题

298
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:16,166
‎好的

299
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:18,375
‎-诺拉 过来一下
‎-是

300
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,458
‎我要点一整条比目鱼

301
00:14:20,541 --> 00:14:22,541
‎意大利面、香肠

302
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:24,791
‎肉眼牛扒、红鲻鱼

303
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:26,583
‎整条鲷鱼和鲈鱼

304
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,333
‎羊扒、小牛扒

305
00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:29,791
‎古斯古斯、西班牙海鲜饭

306
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,208
‎米豆古斯古斯

307
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:34,458
‎鲷鱼 还有无花果白兰地
‎每人各来一杯

308
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,500
‎请在座每位喝一杯无花果白兰地

309
00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:39,083
‎谢谢

310
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:40,208
‎这…

311
00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:42,625
‎好贵 太贵了

312
00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:50,375
‎-谁啊？
‎-不知道

313
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:54,208
‎谁啊？

314
00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:55,708
‎艾洛迪

315
00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:57,458
‎-该死的
‎-去吧

316
00:14:57,916 --> 00:14:58,750
‎躲起来

317
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:00,291
‎艾洛迪？

318
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:01,958
‎是我 可以进来吗？

319
00:15:03,791 --> 00:15:04,666
‎艾洛迪！

320
00:15:05,541 --> 00:15:07,125
‎-晚上好
‎-最近好吗？

321
00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:09,208
‎-很好
‎-好久不见

322
00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:10,958
‎对啊 你们买了一辆新货车？

323
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:13,708
‎什么？对啊

324
00:15:13,791 --> 00:15:17,083
‎那是我爸的
‎他很喜欢1980年代的货车

325
00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:19,791
‎《偏偏喜欢“货车”》

326
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:23,916
‎米歇尔萨尔杜

327
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:26,541
‎我想见见露德米拉

328
00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:27,791
‎为什么？

329
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:30,041
‎她好像睡了 有什么问题吗？

330
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:33,000
‎她报警声称被囚禁在房里

331
00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:40,916
‎真好笑

332
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,416
‎她真爱开玩笑 胡言乱语

333
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,666
‎真的吗？

334
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:48,625
‎她已经90岁了 还懂得开玩笑

335
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:50,041
‎她这个人就是喋喋不休

336
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,541
‎她只是闹着玩的 那天她拿起电话

337
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:56,000
‎说：“喂？嗨 路易斯！

338
00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:57,541
‎最近好吗？

339
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:58,625
‎什么？

340
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,000
‎最近好吗？”

341
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:01,666
‎我知道了 我可以见见她吗？

342
00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:05,416
‎之后她就挂断了

343
00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:12,041
‎她只是闹着玩的

344
00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:13,375
‎更何况她已经90岁了

345
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:15,541
‎可以见她了吗？

346
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:16,958
‎当然可以

347
00:16:17,041 --> 00:16:18,666
‎警官 我马上去叫她

348
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,916
‎不好意思 警官 这就去叫她出来
‎请你待在这里等一下

349
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,791
‎她想见露德米拉

350
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,875
‎-你非出去不可
‎-不行

351
00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:31,083
‎-你疯了！
‎-只能这样了！

352
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,791
‎-不要！
‎-够了！

353
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:35,125
‎-等一下
‎-我是不会出去的

354
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:38,291
‎糟糕！

355
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:42,250
‎奥利弗 你和你那把该死的卷发棒！

356
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,125
‎你把保险丝烧坏了

357
00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:46,500
‎不好意思 艾洛迪 保险丝烧坏了

358
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,708
‎伸手不见五指

359
00:16:48,791 --> 00:16:50,291
‎-不要紧
‎-外婆！

360
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:51,833
‎外婆 你在哪？

361
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:55,083
‎外婆

362
00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:57,708
‎-你在干什么？
‎-我在厕所

363
00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:00,333
‎别说了！臭死了

364
00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:02,500
‎你是不是刚吃过米饭？

365
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:03,416
‎什么？

366
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,125
‎跟我来

367
00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:06,250
‎她来了

368
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:10,625
‎-外婆 有人来找你
‎-谁啊？

369
00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:13,541
‎-这是艾洛迪 还记得她吗？
‎-亲爱的 有什么事吗？

370
00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:15,000
‎这话应该我来问你吧

371
00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:16,791
‎是不是因为我打去报警的事？

372
00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:18,458
‎我就知道

373
00:17:18,541 --> 00:17:20,375
‎我和杰拉德昨天喝醉了

374
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:21,833
‎醉得不省人事

375
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,500
‎我醉得像只臭鼬一样

376
00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:26,708
‎-外婆 你真爱开玩笑
‎-好吧

377
00:17:26,791 --> 00:17:28,958
‎听说你那天中风 现在好点了吗？

378
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:31,666
‎好了

379
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,833
‎这就有趣了
‎你怎么知道她中风的事？

380
00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:36,291
‎奥薇跟我说的

381
00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:41,000
‎你们俩经常…你经常跟奥薇联系吗？

382
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,375
‎对啊 我们在交往

383
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:46,500
‎聊天是正常的事 所以…

384
00:17:46,916 --> 00:17:48,083
‎我懂了

385
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:49,875
‎-我还以为…
‎-你这个白痴

386
00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:50,958
‎我们不是都知道吗？

387
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:53,041
‎我们确实知道

388
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,458
‎我知道
‎这一家人都知道你们交往的事

389
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:59,000
‎-也不是刚听说的
‎-够了 约瑟夫

390
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:00,083
‎闭嘴

391
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,125
‎好吧 晚安

392
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:04,416
‎-好好养病 露德米拉
‎-我会的

393
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,250
‎还有 别再恶作剧了

394
00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:13,000
‎外婆 你听见了？别再恶作剧了

395
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:24,916
‎好演技

396
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:27,333
‎你也是

397
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:35,000
‎放心吧 我不会告诉他们的

398
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:37,125
‎谢谢

399
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:42,708
‎小心点 别让她看到你的电子脚环

400
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:44,666
‎知道了

401
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:48,291
‎没事的

402
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:04,833
‎这是怎么回事？

403
00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:06,500
‎当自己是牛仔吗？

404
00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:07,541
‎你不喜欢？

405
00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:10,916
‎我喜欢穿着靴子啪啪

406
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,083
‎所以我上一次才表现得不好

407
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:16,958
‎你确定不是
‎跟你戴着电子脚环有关吗？

408
00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:18,666
‎我…

409
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,791
‎难道跟你悄悄抽大麻有关？

410
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:22,833
‎好吧

411
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:25,000
‎好吧

412
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:27,708
‎我本来不想让人知道的 可是…

413
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,958
‎我不是在评判你 我不在乎

414
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:31,958
‎等你感觉好点了 自然会戒掉

415
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:36,083
‎你不想知道我为什么戴脚环吗？

416
00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:38,416
‎我喜欢你

417
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:40,500
‎我只需要知道这点

418
00:19:46,541 --> 00:19:48,500
‎别脱 穿着

419
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:50,916
‎我喜欢这双靴子

420
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,291
‎她就快到了

421
00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:09,250
‎她只是还不习惯这么庞大的工作量

422
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,041
‎所以很容易就累坏了

423
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,458
‎-我不在乎
‎-对啊

424
00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:15,041
‎你不在乎 这是正常的

425
00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:17,375
‎快去

426
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:19,541
‎没问题 我马上去看看她在干嘛

427
00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:20,916
‎好 我去去就回来

428
00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:24,041
‎该死的！

429
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:27,583
‎-你跑去哪了？
‎-岂有此理 我明明设好闹钟了

430
00:20:27,666 --> 00:20:31,041
‎应该是我睡觉前没把手机插好

431
00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:33,708
‎她来了 人到了

432
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:36,958
‎瓦迪姆 你还好吗？昨晚睡得可好？

433
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,166
‎亲爱的外婆！爱死你了

434
00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:47,458
‎-你在干什么？
‎-把你的脸颊粘回去 皮囊脱落了

435
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,208
‎我的小宝贝

436
00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:54,583
‎够了 待会儿再抱也不迟

437
00:20:56,625 --> 00:21:00,833
‎再看我一眼 很好 搞定

438
00:21:02,416 --> 00:21:03,250
‎臭小子

439
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:06,041
‎不能再迟到了 明白吗？

440
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:10,583
‎不好意思 瓦迪姆 我醒不来
‎这种事不会再发生了

441
00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:12,375
‎开始吧

442
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:15,083
‎-外婆 玩得开心点
‎-待会儿见 小宝贝

443
00:21:16,916 --> 00:21:19,500
‎来吧 马上开始工作

444
00:21:23,791 --> 00:21:25,541
‎你不想钻进棉被里吗？

445
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,250
‎我有点热

446
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,833
‎-是吗？
‎-是

447
00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:41,666
‎奥薇 你有点怪怪的

448
00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:45,958
‎我很少见到你
‎我们有三个星期没啪啪了 怎么了？

449
00:21:46,041 --> 00:21:48,666
‎我知道 对不起 我只是太累了

450
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,041
‎真的 没骗你

451
00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:54,041
‎我爸给我们一大堆工作
‎快把我们操死了

452
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:57,083
‎够了 到底怎么回事？
‎你是不是爱上其他人了？

453
00:21:57,458 --> 00:22:00,333
‎别闹了 没有第三者

454
00:22:00,416 --> 00:22:02,375
‎那告诉我是怎么回事吧

455
00:22:03,916 --> 00:22:04,958
‎这…

456
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:07,375
‎好吧

457
00:22:07,916 --> 00:22:10,458
‎我确实有点疑惑

458
00:22:11,625 --> 00:22:14,666
‎我心想要不要暂时分开两、三个月

459
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,000
‎我想歇一下

460
00:22:18,375 --> 00:22:19,583
‎你是认真的吗？

461
00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:24,958
‎折腾了这么久
‎你只说一句“暂时分开一下”？得了吧

462
00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:27,416
‎奥薇 干脆说你爱上别人不就得了
‎那个人是谁？

463
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,291
‎说什么呢？真是的

464
00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:31,000
‎这样吧 我让大家好过点

465
00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:34,666
‎我们分手吧 我不想绑着你
‎既然你不快乐 就离开啊

466
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:39,500
‎好吧

467
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:44,083
‎很好

468
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,916
‎别担心 要是真有第三者
‎我一定会揪出来

469
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:50,916
‎我操

470
00:23:11,416 --> 00:23:13,375
‎没想到他竟然那样耍我们

471
00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:17,958
‎约瑟夫的所作所为真令我心寒
‎我不能装作什么也没…

472
00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:22,875
‎我都说了 他这个人只有馊主意

473
00:23:22,958 --> 00:23:23,833
‎我知道

474
00:23:23,916 --> 00:23:26,333
‎还有 亲爱的 你把动物都吓跑了

475
00:23:26,416 --> 00:23:28,000
‎你的太大声了

476
00:23:28,083 --> 00:23:29,250
‎我们离开这里吧

477
00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:32,000
‎离开哈桑家 就你和我

478
00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:35,041
‎把配方交给乔瑞丝后

479
00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:36,458
‎我们就离开这里

480
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,166
‎到迈阿密吃墨西哥卷饼

481
00:23:40,208 --> 00:23:41,958
‎这个嘛 首先…

482
00:23:43,625 --> 00:23:45,041
‎我操！你干什么？

483
00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:47,500
‎那边有野猪吗？你看见了什么？

484
00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:50,791
‎没什么 我只是想过一把开枪的瘾
‎好无聊啊

485
00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:52,375
‎你说得对

486
00:23:58,708 --> 00:23:59,541
‎不错

487
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:01,958
‎-要走了吗？
‎-好啊

488
00:24:08,416 --> 00:24:11,500
‎-外婆 你在抽大麻烟吗？
‎-是我 白痴

489
00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:14,291
‎谁来了？

490
00:24:16,416 --> 00:24:19,833
‎外婆 是我 约瑟夫 你的乖孙
‎你忘了吗？

491
00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:27,291
‎这家人都不记得我了

492
00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:36,125
‎我已经有两个月没见到孩子了

493
00:24:38,291 --> 00:24:39,291
‎好想死

494
00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:42,416
‎给你

495
00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:47,583
‎瓦迪姆每天都在挑战我的极限

496
00:24:50,833 --> 00:24:52,125
‎我开始有点失控了

497
00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:55,250
‎我担心孩子不认得我

498
00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:58,625
‎你疯了吗？怎么可能不认得你？

499
00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:01,625
‎但他们肯定对你不满

500
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:02,750
‎那也不要紧

501
00:25:04,916 --> 00:25:08,583
‎家里会有所改变
‎以前大家都很疼爱我

502
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:10,833
‎没错

503
00:25:11,666 --> 00:25:13,833
‎-我昨晚为法国英雄让穆兰撸管子
‎-天啊

504
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,458
‎外婆 你在胡扯什么？

505
00:25:16,541 --> 00:25:19,000
‎他像猴子那样骑在我身上
‎射得我满头都是

506
00:25:19,416 --> 00:25:21,833
‎-外婆
‎-外婆 你别说了

507
00:25:21,916 --> 00:25:23,541
‎我带她上楼吧

508
00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:25,416
‎-她开始开黄腔了
‎-不好

509
00:25:29,875 --> 00:25:32,250
‎真是的

510
00:25:46,541 --> 00:25:48,708
‎睡觉前 我有份礼物要送你

511
00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:51,708
‎-你是指你老二吗？
‎-不是

512
00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:53,000
‎这是什么？

513
00:25:54,333 --> 00:25:57,083
‎月底在奥林匹亚音乐厅有三场演唱会

514
00:25:57,166 --> 00:25:59,333
‎下星期 你要出席一个日间脱口秀

515
00:25:59,916 --> 00:26:01,166
‎做电视采访？

516
00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:02,791
‎这是什么？

517
00:26:02,875 --> 00:26:03,791
‎我们要去迈阿密？

518
00:26:04,375 --> 00:26:06,500
‎欢迎来到迈阿密海滩

519
00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:17,625
‎为什么不做深夜脱口秀？

520
00:26:18,125 --> 00:26:20,416
‎我没有人脉

521
00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:30,791
‎我是盖坦 呼叫艾洛迪
‎你在岗位上吗？

522
00:26:30,875 --> 00:26:32,000
‎没有 我快到了

523
00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:34,875
‎我什么时候可以出去？

524
00:26:36,583 --> 00:26:38,500
‎露德米拉 冷静下来 别大声嚷嚷

525
00:26:38,583 --> 00:26:39,958
‎时间还没到

526
00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:41,166
‎那是什么时候？

527
00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:42,500
‎还没到

528
00:26:42,583 --> 00:26:44,541
‎恩里克复出了

529
00:26:44,625 --> 00:26:46,666
‎新专辑几天内一扫而空

530
00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:49,250
‎媒体也注意到了这个现象

531
00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:51,291
‎这也是他上热搜的原因

532
00:26:57,875 --> 00:27:00,541
‎你还在监视你的前女友吗？放过她吧

533
00:27:00,625 --> 00:27:02,166
‎够了 闭嘴

534
00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:05,291
‎提醒大家 这是今年度最畅销的专辑

535
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:07,458
‎如今已经达到钻石唱片销量了！

536
00:27:07,541 --> 00:27:09,875
‎-恩里克出道以来首次创下如此佳绩
‎-疯了

537
00:27:09,958 --> 00:27:11,875
‎-真不可思议
‎-简直疯了

538
00:27:20,416 --> 00:27:21,500
‎然后慢慢地…

539
00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:24,458
‎提升到开氏3000度

540
00:27:24,541 --> 00:27:26,375
‎开氏3000度

541
00:27:26,458 --> 00:27:28,958
‎没错 你瞧 灯都开了

542
00:27:35,583 --> 00:27:36,791
‎你来干什么？

543
00:27:36,875 --> 00:27:38,125
‎我必须见见孩子

544
00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:43,208
‎-真难搞 我说过了 不行
‎-我知道 我心情不好 艾伊达

545
00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:46,125
‎真的 我的心情真的很糟
‎我必须见见他们

546
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:48,416
‎就五分钟 我马上就走

547
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:49,875
‎真的求你了

548
00:27:52,875 --> 00:27:53,750
‎进来吧

549
00:27:55,791 --> 00:27:56,625
‎谢谢

550
00:28:05,125 --> 00:28:06,208
‎我听不见！

551
00:28:06,916 --> 00:28:08,250
‎准备好要狂欢了吗？

552
00:28:13,916 --> 00:28:14,750
‎亲爱的

553
00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:16,750
‎不想打碟了？

554
00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:18,166
‎好吧

555
00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:20,916
‎你是不是嗑药了？不妨告诉爸爸

556
00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:23,333
‎亲爱的 爸爸好想念你们

557
00:28:23,416 --> 00:28:27,083
‎我的心肝宝贝
‎爸爸就快把事情处理好了

558
00:28:27,166 --> 00:28:29,958
‎爸爸很快就会回来了
‎以后每星期都会来看你们

559
00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:32,583
‎不然每天也行
‎只要他能把妈妈追回来

560
00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:36,041
‎但那是另一件事了

561
00:28:36,125 --> 00:28:38,375
‎再来一组DJ串烧舞曲吧

562
00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:46,500
‎没错 找到根部

563
00:28:47,541 --> 00:28:48,500
‎剪下去

564
00:28:48,583 --> 00:28:49,458
‎很好

565
00:28:52,666 --> 00:28:53,875
‎行了 很好

566
00:28:57,291 --> 00:28:58,416
‎谢谢你 露德米拉

567
00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:00,458
‎拿去 倒过来挂

568
00:29:01,166 --> 00:29:03,791
‎瓦迪姆 以后见不着你反而会不习惯

569
00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:05,166
‎到时要适应一下

570
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,166
‎搞什么鬼？

571
00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:24,541
‎我操！

572
00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:30,166
‎他们对露德米拉做了什么？

573
00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:35,250
‎好了 他睡了

574
00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:37,916
‎好吧 嗯…

575
00:29:38,833 --> 00:29:42,500
‎是时候检验我调制的帕斯却大麻了

576
00:29:42,916 --> 00:29:45,250
‎真是的 谁把测试仪拔出来了？

577
00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:47,166
‎-没电了
‎-不是我

578
00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:50,083
‎不好意思 是我 伯纳德
‎我在给手机充电

579
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:53,833
‎不是什么大事 不要紧的
‎我们用老方法测试

580
00:29:55,208 --> 00:29:56,208
‎-来吧
‎-好啊

581
00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:13,541
‎-拿去
‎-儿子 我不能抽

582
00:30:13,625 --> 00:30:15,708
‎是我蠢 不好意思 不能给你

583
00:30:15,791 --> 00:30:16,958
‎我那份呢？

584
00:30:17,041 --> 00:30:19,916
‎外婆 以你的状况不适合抽大麻烟

585
00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:21,500
‎王八蛋

586
00:30:23,833 --> 00:30:25,125
‎小王八蛋

587
00:30:29,041 --> 00:30:32,041
‎五秒后就嗨了 真猛

588
00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:38,041
‎奥薇 你调制的帕斯却大麻真猛
‎没骗你

589
00:30:38,125 --> 00:30:40,416
‎你做到了 你救了我们

590
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,208
‎-说真的 做得好
‎-做得好 奥薇

591
00:30:45,458 --> 00:30:46,416
‎做得好 奥薇

592
00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:47,958
‎做得好

593
00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:51,916
‎-真没想到
‎-做得好 奥薇

594
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,416
‎你是个宝 做得好

595
00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:55,666
‎-谢了 大哥
‎-做得好 奥薇

596
00:30:57,916 --> 00:30:58,875
‎做得好 奥薇

597
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:02,541
‎做得好 奥薇

598
00:31:03,291 --> 00:31:04,125
‎做得好 奥薇

599
00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:06,416
‎儿子 你开始复述了

600
00:31:11,458 --> 00:31:13,333
‎-不是 我想说几句话
‎-什么？

601
00:31:18,375 --> 00:31:20,583
‎天啊！真不应该站起来

602
00:31:23,458 --> 00:31:26,041
‎我只是想说几句话

603
00:31:28,541 --> 00:31:34,000
‎既然我们…多亏了你 奥薇

604
00:31:35,916 --> 00:31:38,000
‎“呕”们才平安度过这个难关

605
00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:42,625
‎我们应该为这位疯婆子鼓掌尖叫

606
00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:47,416
‎我也想借此机会道歉

607
00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:49,875
‎跟大家道歉

608
00:31:51,958 --> 00:31:53,000
‎是我背叛了你们

609
00:31:53,666 --> 00:31:54,583
‎没错 还有…

610
00:31:56,041 --> 00:31:57,333
‎那是因为…其实…

611
00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,500
‎我只是想保护你们

612
00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:00,583
‎没有其他原因

613
00:32:00,666 --> 00:32:03,666
‎我以为自己应付得来
‎结果跟以往一样

614
00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:05,625
‎事与愿违 我搞砸了

615
00:32:05,708 --> 00:32:07,416
‎希望你们可以原谅我

616
00:32:08,083 --> 00:32:10,208
‎别哭了 约瑟夫

617
00:32:10,291 --> 00:32:12,166
‎我没哭 是抽帕斯却大麻的反应

618
00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:13,166
‎你确实哭了

619
00:32:14,083 --> 00:32:16,083
‎过来吧 儿子

620
00:32:16,166 --> 00:32:19,583
‎也许你说得对
‎我们可能真的不适合这一行

621
00:32:20,416 --> 00:32:22,708
‎对啊

622
00:32:22,791 --> 00:32:24,750
‎-好难过啊
‎-老兄 对不起

623
00:32:24,833 --> 00:32:27,958
‎我只想跟大家和好
‎对不起 烧坏了你的车

624
00:32:28,041 --> 00:32:30,250
‎-那是个意外
‎-我才不在乎那辆车呢

625
00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:34,000
‎抱歉 我放屁了

626
00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:36,750
‎我胃胀 离我远点 好臭啊

627
00:32:36,833 --> 00:32:38,791
‎-不好意思 太感性了
‎-我操！

628
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,583
‎-你也胃胀吗？
‎-我放了一个臭屁 不好意思

629
00:32:41,666 --> 00:32:43,583
‎你只是在释放压力 怎么回事？

630
00:32:47,291 --> 00:32:48,208
‎我操！

631
00:32:48,291 --> 00:32:49,916
‎-我肚子痛
‎-我也是

632
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,583
‎-等一下！
‎-奥薇 等一下

633
00:32:51,666 --> 00:32:53,916
‎别进去！不要！

634
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,583
‎我要拉出来了！

635
00:32:58,375 --> 00:32:59,500
‎我要拉裤子了

636
00:32:59,583 --> 00:33:01,041
‎克莱 快开门 求你了！

637
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,666
‎-我先！
‎-我先到的！

638
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:06,833
‎我操！

639
00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:15,500
‎乔瑟夫 别拉在榕树上 真是的！

640
00:33:15,583 --> 00:33:16,791
‎不好意思 老爸

641
00:33:16,875 --> 00:33:18,333
‎他们怎么了？

642
00:33:18,416 --> 00:33:20,041
‎肯定是吃了什么

643
00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:22,208
‎怎么可能？我们吃的东西都一样

644
00:33:22,791 --> 00:33:24,291
‎他们都有…

645
00:33:25,416 --> 00:33:27,833
‎-他们都有…
‎-我要拉裤子了！

646
00:33:27,916 --> 00:33:29,541
‎大麻有问题

647
00:33:30,583 --> 00:33:33,041
‎-把那个钵给我！
‎-拉在里面

648
00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:36,875
‎榕树叶刮得我屁股很痛！他妈的！

649
00:33:36,958 --> 00:33:39,166
‎真是一场灾难 我竟然拉在盘碗上

650
00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:43,291
‎四氢大麻酚值是19 没问题

651
00:33:46,041 --> 00:33:47,833
‎神经毒素值达到90？

652
00:33:48,458 --> 00:33:50,166
‎-是90 不是33？
‎-对

653
00:33:50,791 --> 00:33:52,083
‎这就不是帕斯却大麻了

654
00:33:52,166 --> 00:33:54,916
‎当然不是 阿里 绝对不是帕斯却大麻

655
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,416
‎盆栽上都是我的屎

656
00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:00,250
‎这是治便秘的大麻

657
00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:02,208
‎我操

658
00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:03,958
‎乔瑞丝什么时候到？

659
00:34:05,166 --> 00:34:06,000
‎明天

660
00:34:20,166 --> 00:34:21,083
‎露德米达？

661
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:28,541
‎露德米达？

662
00:34:56,041 --> 00:34:57,333
‎我的妈啊

663
00:36:00,541 --> 00:36:02,666
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