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‎外婆，妳還好嗎？

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‎外婆，妳沒事吧？

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‎-我沒事
‎-謝天謝地

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‎我去找醫生來

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‎外婆，妳中風了

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‎中風？我只是跌倒而已

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‎外婆，妳認得那個人嗎？

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‎是傑拉德

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‎-對
‎-對，是傑拉德

10
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‎那他呢？妳知道他是誰嗎？

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‎那個混蛋，奧利佛

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‎太好了！

13
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‎謝天謝地，她沒事

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‎妳媽呢？

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‎班妮，是妳嗎？

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‎外婆，她…

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‎媽已經不在了，妳知道的

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‎妳想跟我們開玩笑嗎？

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‎我當然開玩笑的

20
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‎等我告訴她，她一定會笑死

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‎她在哪裡？

22
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‎去找你母親，拜託，喬瑟夫

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‎這下慘了

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎等等，這下問題大條了

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‎她完全秀逗了

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‎喂，珍喬芮絲？

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‎靠，是喬芮絲的電話

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‎燻什麼？

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‎-我該怎麼辦？
‎-快掛掉

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‎不行！絕對不行
‎要是掛掉，她會抓狂

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‎我也不知道該怎麼辦

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‎對不起，是我的錯
‎真不好意思，這邊的訊號很弱

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‎看來你們都在醫院裡

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‎你們在搞什麼鬼？

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‎是因為…

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‎傑拉德有一點脫肛

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‎我們都嚇壞了，不過現在沒事了

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‎我不意外，老屁股了

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‎妳現在馬上回家，瓦迪姆就快到了

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‎瓦迪姆？怎麼會有這麼好笑的名字？

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‎瓦迪姆是那個植物學家，露露

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‎他要負責燻大麻

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‎希望妳能好好接待他

45
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‎那當然，交給我們就沒錯
‎我們會像王子一樣接待他

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‎對，我們一定會的，再見

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‎妳辦到了

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‎等等，那個叫瓦迪姆的
‎四小時之後就要到家裡來

49
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‎他要來找露米拉

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‎我們完蛋了，我們得想辦法才行

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‎真他媽的！

52
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‎記得提醒我
‎伊西多的生日要買馬卡龍

53
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‎很好，她完全秀逗了

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‎我們該怎麼辦才好？

55
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‎沒關係，我知道燻大麻的配方
‎我一直跟著外婆做，我知道

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‎可是喬芮絲說得很清楚
‎露米拉一定要把配方給他

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‎靠！

58
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‎她被妳的聲音騙了

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‎沒錯，她一直講，沒掛電話

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‎我想我有辦法了

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‎我們要做臉模

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‎要花30分鐘，來

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‎放輕鬆

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‎眼睛閉起來

65
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‎靠，這太強了

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‎不可思議

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‎嚇到我了

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‎不，爸，我一點也不像她

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‎在搞笑嗎？這算什麼？

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‎他馬上就會發現是變裝，他又不笨

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‎不，我保證真的看不出來

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‎真的做得很棒
‎而且那個人沒見過外婆

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‎-一定可以的
‎-那老婊子是誰？

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‎把她帶出醫院好嗎？畢竟…

75
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‎沒辦法，我們都戴了電子腳鐐

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‎外婆，如果燻大麻有什麼秘方
‎妳現在就要告訴我們

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‎我不知道他在說些什麼

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‎是不是？你還說她沒事？
‎別煩她了，根本沒有秘方

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‎我就說我知道配方了

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‎-我知道所有成分，別吵了
‎-好，我不說了

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‎植物學家來了

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‎外婆，趕快躲起來
‎別讓那個人看到妳

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‎奧蕾，我有手套給妳

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‎快點

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‎靠！他還帶了槍

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‎你好，我是喬瑟夫

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‎-幸會
‎-露米拉在哪裡？

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‎她馬上就來

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‎很高興見到你，瓦迪姆先生
‎請問貴姓？

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‎瓦迪姆

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‎非常好

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‎我們很高興能和你合作

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‎我們可沒那麼高興

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‎我們是來工作的，露米拉在哪裡？

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‎她馬上就來了

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‎我們幫你準備了一個房間…

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‎我的房間在這裡

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‎而且在收成之前，我哪裡也不會去

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‎收成？你準備待多久？

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‎-三個月
‎-三個月？

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‎太好了，三個月很好

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‎-外婆來了
‎-她來了

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‎-巨星登場！
‎-外婆

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‎怎麼了？

105
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‎有問題嗎？

106
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‎妳好，露米拉

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‎你好，瓦迪姆

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‎好

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‎我們可沒時間站在這裡卿卿我我的

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‎我帶你去倉庫

111
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‎謝了

112
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‎這邊請

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‎慢一點

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‎沒問題的

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‎什麼？

116
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‎沒問題的

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‎-對
‎-真是的

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‎不用說，原料才是重點

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‎檸檬、胡蘿蔔，很好

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‎還有馬鈴薯，到時都會用到

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‎這是芹菜

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‎當然還要有芫荽

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‎很新鮮的芫荽

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‎-聞到了嗎？
‎-聞到了

125
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‎因為高湯是最重要的

126
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‎妳用高湯來澆水？女士

127
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‎要用高湯，大塊頭

128
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‎用高湯

129
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‎跟我說話不必這麼拘束

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‎不行！別亂動！

131
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‎由我全權負責，瞭嗎？

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‎好

133
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‎妳說妳多大年紀了？

134
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‎這…

135
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‎女人的年齡怎能隨便問？小子

136
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‎這是戰爭，露米拉

137
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‎我的工作

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‎要確定燻大麻配方是真有其事

139
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‎那當然

140
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‎我可以不靠哈山家就能複製，所以…

141
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‎別亂碰原料

142
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‎不然我殺了妳

143
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‎幹！我好怕

144
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‎說真的，我覺得妳做得很好

145
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‎會成功的

146
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‎成功？

147
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‎熬高湯時差點被他識破
‎你在說什麼？

148
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‎沒關係的，妳要相信自己
‎沒問題的

149
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‎好，我去帶外婆來

150
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‎可憐，她已經在樓上關很久了

151
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‎-幹！他不知道
‎-對，他不知道

152
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‎我們要再撐三個月

153
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‎-三個月？
‎-對

154
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‎我不可能持續這樣三個月
‎你瘋了嗎？

155
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‎可是我們別無選擇，妳說該怎麼辦？

156
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‎收成燻大麻就是要這麼久

157
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‎這是誰的錯？

158
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‎太離譜了

159
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‎不會成功的

160
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‎謝了，老爸，你真會鼓勵人

161
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‎-外婆人呢？
‎-什麼？

162
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‎-她不在房間裡？
‎-不在

163
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‎糟了！

164
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‎不會吧

165
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‎她在跟那個人說話

166
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‎-喬！
‎-什麼事？

167
00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:21,541
‎-你穿著襪子，太怪了
‎-把我的鞋給我

168
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‎你在做什麼？

169
00:08:24,333 --> 00:08:25,583
‎外婆！

170
00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:29,750
‎怎麼回事？別打擾這位先生

171
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‎-他弄壞我的草坪
‎-沒什麼大不了

172
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‎草還會再長回來

173
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‎對不起，她今天工作累壞了

174
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‎-沒關係
‎-是吧

175
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‎-趕快帶她去睡了
‎-當然

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‎小心點

177
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‎好，晚安

178
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‎他有沒有傷到你？

179
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‎外婆，別擔心

180
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‎-去睡吧，外婆
‎-我不累

181
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‎外婆，我不是跟妳說別離開房間
‎妳這樣不乖

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‎別亂跑好嗎？露米拉

183
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‎我在等人，我不會亂跑

184
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‎-奧利佛，你在亂搞什麼？
‎-怎樣？

185
00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:09,208
‎你把她鎖起來？真的假的？

186
00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:10,750
‎對，太危險了

187
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‎等等，你該不會想她關進籠子吧？

188
00:09:12,958 --> 00:09:14,958
‎-她又不是天竺鼠？
‎-先別生氣

189
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‎我們會照顧她，她在這裡比在醫院好

190
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‎-對…還有個瘋子住在院子
‎-所以呢？

191
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‎萬一他同時看到妳們倆呢？

192
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‎也對，但這樣還是不好

193
00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:25,916
‎有人問你的意見嗎？

194
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‎你們真是要害死我了

195
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‎我知道，可是奧利佛說得對
‎我們沒有別的選擇

196
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‎我們沒有選擇，我們…

197
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‎幹！

198
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‎外婆

199
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‎早飯來了

200
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‎吃飯了

201
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‎謝謝

202
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‎幫我倒一杯香腸，謝謝

203
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‎加兩顆肉丸

204
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‎外婆…

205
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‎是一杯茶

206
00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:16,041
‎這不是肉丸子

207
00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:18,125
‎-是糖
‎-好

208
00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:20,250
‎你別在這裡待太久

209
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,958
‎-我要和戴高樂約會
‎-別鬧了

210
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‎我告訴你，他是名副其實的高個子

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00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:26,666
‎外婆！

212
00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:29,333
‎妳怎麼一直提1940年代的事？

213
00:10:29,416 --> 00:10:32,000
‎-下一個是誰？邱吉爾？
‎-我不喜歡邱吉爾

214
00:10:32,791 --> 00:10:33,958
‎克里蒙梭

215
00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:35,333
‎他是獅子

216
00:10:35,916 --> 00:10:37,625
‎戴高樂幾點到？

217
00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:38,875
‎快到了，你快滾！

218
00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:40,958
‎好，我讓你們好好約會

219
00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:43,500
‎待會見，外婆

220
00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:45,708
‎好，待會見

221
00:10:59,375 --> 00:11:00,791
‎沒錯，的確很帥

222
00:11:00,875 --> 00:11:02,666
‎那當然

223
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:05,250
‎這套西裝很讚，我親自量身做的

224
00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,750
‎我在你左邊的內口袋放了驚喜禮物

225
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:08,666
‎-真的？
‎-對

226
00:11:10,541 --> 00:11:11,375
‎是不是？

227
00:11:11,791 --> 00:11:14,583
‎要帶著，萬一你的女人把持不住…

228
00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:18,458
‎尤塞夫傳了我孩子的影片給我
‎真的好可愛

229
00:11:18,541 --> 00:11:19,791
‎你們看…

230
00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:21,375
‎她把吃的東西都吐出來了

231
00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:22,791
‎他也有傳給我

232
00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:23,916
‎-是嗎？
‎-對

233
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,458
‎真的好可愛，見不到他們實在氣人

234
00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:29,333
‎我也很不爽

235
00:11:29,416 --> 00:11:30,875
‎但那是你的選擇

236
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,791
‎-什麼？
‎-你的選擇

237
00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:35,000
‎我就只有他們幾個孫兒，好嗎？

238
00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:37,125
‎這是我想要的嗎？沒有

239
00:11:37,208 --> 00:11:39,916
‎你可能沒發現我們正在講話
‎所以麻煩你…

240
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,291
‎你到底要氣我氣多久？

241
00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:46,458
‎你就什麼蠢事都沒做過？
‎還記得倉庫的事嗎？

242
00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:48,291
‎你哪壺不開提哪壺

243
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,916
‎烏鴉是我放的嗎？

244
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,958
‎燒車的人是我嗎？

245
00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:53,916
‎和喬芮絲談條件的是我嗎？

246
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000
‎你在胡說些什麼？

247
00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:56,500
‎你給我出去，快走…

248
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,583
‎你知道嗎？你從來不認錯

249
00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:00,583
‎-知道嗎？你們就一起好了
‎-快走

250
00:12:00,666 --> 00:12:02,708
‎-我懶得管你們
‎-快走，混蛋

251
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,666
‎讓他自己去生悶氣吧

252
00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:07,875
‎誰理他，搞砸的是他

253
00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:09,791
‎我問你一件事

254
00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:13,500
‎你帶著電子腳鐐怎麼和女人愛愛？

255
00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:16,166
‎靠

256
00:12:16,666 --> 00:12:17,500
‎是不是？

257
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,333
‎我沒想到這一層

258
00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:29,000
‎告訴妳，他都在這裡吃飯

259
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000
‎晚安

260
00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:36,583
‎安瑞可，我愛你

261
00:12:36,666 --> 00:12:38,708
‎謝謝，我也愛妳，凱薩琳

262
00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:42,958
‎好了，加斯頓，夠了

263
00:12:43,041 --> 00:12:44,041
‎什麼叫夠了？

264
00:12:44,125 --> 00:12:45,250
‎別鬧了

265
00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:48,500
‎告訴我，小美人

266
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:50,791
‎妳和傑拉德是不同世代吧？

267
00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:51,958
‎對

268
00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:53,708
‎也許妳可以幫我

269
00:12:53,791 --> 00:12:57,083
‎我的手機振動了一整天

270
00:12:57,166 --> 00:13:02,166
‎一直傳小鳥給我，傳個不停

271
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,833
‎我準備拿去修了

272
00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:06,041
‎-等一下，我幫你看看
‎-小鳥？

273
00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:10,166
‎是推特，你是收到通知

274
00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,250
‎這表示你爆紅了，安瑞可

275
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,208
‎怎麼會爆紅？我什麼都沒做

276
00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:18,083
‎不，這是好事，你是銷售排行榜冠軍

277
00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:19,583
‎-什麼？
‎-沒錯

278
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,541
‎-不會吧
‎-銷售排行榜冠軍

279
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:24,125
‎這可不得了，加斯頓

280
00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:27,125
‎我就說那是我歌壇生涯最好的專輯

281
00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:29,041
‎是真的，他之前說過

282
00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:32,750
‎我們成功在跨世代爆紅了

283
00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:35,750
‎跨世代，親愛的…

284
00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:40,458
‎明年我打算在奧林匹亞體育館
‎辦五場演場會

285
00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:41,916
‎不，等一下

286
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,666
‎你先別太興奮，加斯頓

287
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,541
‎冷靜點，這事要從長計議

288
00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:48,750
‎交給我來處理

289
00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:51,291
‎我去幫你找個…經紀人

290
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:52,458
‎什麼經紀人？

291
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,333
‎年輕的經紀人

292
00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:56,958
‎他就叫做…

293
00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:58,666
‎阿里

294
00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,208
‎而且他…

295
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,083
‎很棒，不可多得

296
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:04,833
‎聽著，傑拉德
‎我們要慶祝這個好消息

297
00:14:04,916 --> 00:14:07,833
‎-那當然
‎-今晚你來埋單？

298
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:10,625
‎沒問題

299
00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:13,416
‎是真的沒問題，還是…

300
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,250
‎當然，沒問題

301
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:16,166
‎那就好

302
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:18,375
‎-諾拉，麻煩妳
‎-是的

303
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,458
‎我要一整條比目魚

304
00:14:20,541 --> 00:14:22,541
‎義大利麵、蛋白霜

305
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:24,791
‎肋眼牛排、紅鯔魚

306
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:26,583
‎整條鯛魚、鱸魚

307
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,333
‎羊肉、小牛肉

308
00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:29,791
‎庫斯庫斯、西班牙燉飯

309
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,208
‎眉豆燉庫斯庫斯

310
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:34,458
‎還有布卡酒請大家喝

311
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,500
‎請大家喝布卡酒，這是…

312
00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:39,083
‎謝謝

313
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:40,208
‎這…

314
00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:42,625
‎好貴，太貴了

315
00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:50,375
‎-是誰？
‎-我不知道

316
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:54,208
‎哪位？

317
00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:55,708
‎是伊洛蒂

318
00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:57,458
‎-靠
‎-快點…

319
00:14:57,916 --> 00:14:58,750
‎去躲起來

320
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:00,291
‎伊洛蒂？

321
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:01,958
‎對，我能進來嗎？

322
00:15:03,791 --> 00:15:04,666
‎伊洛蒂！

323
00:15:05,541 --> 00:15:07,125
‎-晚安
‎-妳好嗎？

324
00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:09,208
‎-還好
‎-好久不見

325
00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:10,958
‎你買了新車？

326
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:13,708
‎什麼？那個…對

327
00:15:13,791 --> 00:15:17,083
‎是我爸的，他喜歡1980年代休旅車

328
00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:19,791
‎“就愛這一味”

329
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:23,916
‎像那首流行歌

330
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:26,541
‎我想找露米拉，麻煩你了

331
00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:27,791
‎為什麼？

332
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:30,041
‎她應該睡了，有什麼事嗎？

333
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:33,000
‎她打電話報警說她被鎖在房間裡

334
00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:40,916
‎這也太好笑了

335
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,416
‎笑死人了，怎麼會這樣？

336
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,666
‎她真的去報警？

337
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:48,625
‎她都90歲了還整天搞笑

338
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:50,041
‎她真的停不下來

339
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,541
‎最愛惡作劇了，前幾天她接起電話

340
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:56,000
‎然後說：“喂？路易！

341
00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:57,541
‎你好嗎？

342
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:58,625
‎什麼？

343
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,000
‎你還好嗎？“

344
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:01,666
‎好，我能看看她嗎？麻煩了

345
00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:05,416
‎然後她就把電話掛了

346
00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:12,041
‎就是這種小惡作劇

347
00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:13,375
‎畢竟她都90歲了

348
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:15,541
‎我現在能去看看她嗎？

349
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:16,958
‎當然

350
00:16:17,041 --> 00:16:18,666
‎我去抓她…

351
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,916
‎不…抱歉，我去叫她，妳在這裡等

352
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,791
‎她想見露米拉

353
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,875
‎-妳趕快進去
‎-不要

354
00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:31,083
‎-你瘋了嗎？
‎-我們非這麼做不可

355
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,791
‎-不行！
‎-別說了！

356
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:35,125
‎-等一下
‎-我不幹

357
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:38,291
‎該死！

358
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:42,250
‎奧利佛！你和你那該死的電捲棒！

359
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,125
‎把保險絲燒斷了

360
00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:46,500
‎抱歉，伊洛蒂，保險絲燒斷了

361
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,708
‎現在什麼都看不到

362
00:16:48,791 --> 00:16:50,291
‎-沒關係
‎-外婆！

363
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:51,833
‎外婆，妳在哪裡？

364
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:55,083
‎外婆

365
00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:57,708
‎-妳在那裡做什麼？
‎-我在上廁所

366
00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:00,333
‎天啊！難怪這麼臭

367
00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:02,500
‎妳不只吃白飯吧？

368
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:03,416
‎什麼？

369
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,125
‎快點

370
00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:06,250
‎她來了

371
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:10,625
‎-外婆，有人來找妳
‎-是誰？

372
00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:13,541
‎-是伊洛蒂，記得她嗎？
‎-親愛的，有什麼問題嗎？

373
00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:15,000
‎我才想問妳呢

374
00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:16,791
‎是我打電話的事？

375
00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:18,458
‎我知道…

376
00:17:18,541 --> 00:17:20,375
‎傑拉德和我都喝醉了

377
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:21,833
‎我們真的沒救了

378
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,500
‎我醉到不醒人事

379
00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:26,708
‎-外婆，妳又在玩笑了
‎-好

380
00:17:26,791 --> 00:17:28,958
‎妳中風後有沒有好一點？

381
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:31,666
‎好多了

382
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,833
‎真有意思，妳知道她中風的事？

383
00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:36,291
‎對，是奧蕾告訴我的

384
00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:41,000
‎妳們還是常聯絡…妳和奧蕾？

385
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,375
‎對，我們還在一起

386
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:46,500
‎所以我們當然會聯絡，畢竟…

387
00:17:46,916 --> 00:17:48,083
‎那好

388
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:49,875
‎-我想說…
‎-你這笨蛋

389
00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:50,958
‎我們明明知道這件事

390
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:53,041
‎我們當然知道

391
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,458
‎我知道，大家都知道

392
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:59,000
‎-我又不是第一次聽到…
‎-好了，喬瑟夫

393
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:00,083
‎閉嘴

394
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,125
‎好吧，晚安

395
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:04,416
‎-妳要多保重，露米拉
‎-好

396
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,250
‎還有…少點惡作劇

397
00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:13,000
‎妳聽到了沒？外婆
‎別再惡作劇了

398
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:24,916
‎幹得好

399
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:27,333
‎你也是

400
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:35,000
‎放心，我不會告訴他們

401
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:37,125
‎謝謝

402
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:42,708
‎只是要小心
‎別讓她看到電子腳鐐

403
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:44,666
‎好

404
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:48,291
‎沒問題

405
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:04,833
‎這是什麼？

406
00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:06,500
‎牛仔？

407
00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:07,541
‎妳不喜歡？

408
00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:10,916
‎我喜歡…穿著靴子做愛

409
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,083
‎所以我上次表現得不太好

410
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:16,958
‎不是因為你的電子腳鐐吧？

411
00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:18,666
‎什麼？

412
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,791
‎還是你偷偷抽大麻？

413
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:22,833
‎好…

414
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:25,000
‎很好

415
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:27,708
‎我以為我藏得很好

416
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,958
‎我不會批判你，我不在乎

417
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:31,958
‎等你好一點再戒就好

418
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:36,083
‎妳都不問我腳鐐的事？

419
00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:38,416
‎我喜歡你

420
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:40,500
‎我只要知道這個就好

421
00:19:46,541 --> 00:19:48,500
‎不，繼續穿著

422
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:50,916
‎我還滿喜歡的

423
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,291
‎不，她會來的

424
00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:09,250
‎她不習慣工作量這麼大

425
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,041
‎所以才會累成那樣

426
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,458
‎-這不干我的事
‎-那當然

427
00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:15,041
‎這當然不干你的事

428
00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:17,375
‎開始吧

429
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:19,083
‎沒問題，我去看她在做什麼

430
00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:20,916
‎我馬上回來

431
00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:24,041
‎幹！

432
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:27,583
‎-妳在做什麼？
‎-真是的，我設了鬧鐘

433
00:20:27,666 --> 00:20:31,041
‎結果睡前忘了給手機充電

434
00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:33,708
‎她來了，你看

435
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:36,958
‎瓦迪姆，你好嗎？有沒有睡好？

436
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,166
‎親愛的外婆！我好愛妳

437
00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:47,458
‎-妳在做什麼？
‎-把腮幫子黏上去，都掉了

438
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,208
‎我的笨笨

439
00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:54,583
‎夠了，要抱等一下再抱

440
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:57,625
‎再讓我看一眼

441
00:20:58,541 --> 00:21:00,833
‎非常好，去吧

442
00:21:02,416 --> 00:21:03,250
‎真是淘氣的孩子

443
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:06,041
‎下不為例，明白嗎？

444
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:10,583
‎抱歉，瓦迪姆，我起晚了
‎下不為例

445
00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:12,375
‎-開始吧
‎-好…

446
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:15,083
‎-祝妳一切安好，外婆
‎-回頭見，笨笨

447
00:21:16,916 --> 00:21:19,500
‎來吧，我們開始了

448
00:21:23,791 --> 00:21:25,541
‎妳不想跟我一起蓋被子嗎？

449
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,250
‎我有點熱

450
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,833
‎-真的？
‎-真的

451
00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:41,666
‎奧蕾，妳怪怪的

452
00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:45,958
‎我幾乎見不到妳
‎我們三個星期沒做了，怎麼回事？

453
00:21:46,041 --> 00:21:48,666
‎我知道，對不起，我實在太累了

454
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,041
‎我是說真的

455
00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:54,041
‎我爸有一大堆工作要我們做

456
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:57,083
‎好了，別說了，到底怎麼回事？
‎妳有別人了？

457
00:21:57,458 --> 00:22:00,333
‎妳別鬧好嗎？沒有別人啊

458
00:22:00,416 --> 00:22:02,375
‎那告訴我到底是怎麼回事

459
00:22:03,916 --> 00:22:04,958
‎這…

460
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:07,375
‎好吧

461
00:22:07,916 --> 00:22:10,458
‎我是有些三心二意

462
00:22:11,625 --> 00:22:14,666
‎我在想我們能不能分開個兩三個月

463
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,000
‎讓彼此稍微喘息一下

464
00:22:18,375 --> 00:22:19,583
‎妳是認真的？

465
00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:24,958
‎什麼叫做喘息？別鬧了

466
00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:27,416
‎奧蕾，如果有別人就告訴我，是誰？

467
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,291
‎別再這麼說了，靠！

468
00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:31,000
‎妳知道嗎？我們就乾脆一點

469
00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:34,666
‎我們完了，我沒有用手銬銬住妳
‎如果妳不開心，就走吧

470
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:39,500
‎好吧

471
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:44,083
‎好極了

472
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,916
‎妳放心好了
‎要是妳劈腿，我會找出來的

473
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:50,916
‎靠！

474
00:23:11,416 --> 00:23:13,375
‎沒想到他這樣騙我們

475
00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:17,958
‎喬這麼做真的傷了我
‎我不能假裝沒事…

476
00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:22,875
‎我早說過，他成事不足敗事有餘

477
00:23:22,958 --> 00:23:23,833
‎對，我知道

478
00:23:23,916 --> 00:23:26,333
‎不過，親愛的，妳把動物都嚇跑了

479
00:23:26,416 --> 00:23:28,000
‎剛才妳太大聲了

480
00:23:28,083 --> 00:23:29,250
‎我們離開吧

481
00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:32,000
‎我們離開哈山家，只有你和我

482
00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:35,041
‎我們把配方給喬芮絲之後

483
00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:36,458
‎就一走了之

484
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,166
‎去邁阿密吃塔可餅

485
00:23:40,208 --> 00:23:41,958
‎這個…好，可是說真的…

486
00:23:43,625 --> 00:23:45,041
‎幹！妳在做什麼？

487
00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:47,500
‎有野豬嗎？妳看到什麼了？

488
00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:50,791
‎沒有，我只是想開槍
‎好無聊，是吧？

489
00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:52,375
‎對，妳說得對

490
00:23:58,708 --> 00:23:59,541
‎好

491
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:01,958
‎-我們走吧？
‎-好

492
00:24:08,416 --> 00:24:11,500
‎-妳在哈草嗎？外婆
‎-不，是我，笨蛋

493
00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:14,291
‎他是誰？

494
00:24:16,416 --> 00:24:19,833
‎外婆，是我，喬
‎是妳外孫，妳忘了嗎？

495
00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:27,291
‎全家人都把我忘了

496
00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:36,125
‎我兩個月沒看到孩子了

497
00:24:38,291 --> 00:24:39,291
‎我好想死

498
00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:42,416
‎來

499
00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:47,583
‎瓦迪姆整天緊迫盯人

500
00:24:50,833 --> 00:24:52,125
‎我快受不了了

501
00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:55,250
‎我好怕他們不認得我了

502
00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:58,625
‎開什麼玩笑？他們當然認得你

503
00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:01,625
‎他們只是會很不爽

504
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:02,750
‎那還滿酷的

505
00:25:04,916 --> 00:25:08,583
‎至少有點改變
‎在這裡大家都這麼“愛我”

506
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:10,833
‎真的

507
00:25:11,666 --> 00:25:13,833
‎-昨晚我幫尚慕蘭打手槍
‎-哇…

508
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,458
‎外婆，妳在說些什麼？

509
00:25:16,541 --> 00:25:19,000
‎他那個像蟒蛇，弄得我滿頭髮都是

510
00:25:19,416 --> 00:25:21,833
‎-外婆
‎-外婆，拜託妳別說了

511
00:25:21,916 --> 00:25:23,541
‎我帶她上樓去

512
00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:25,416
‎-她又開始…
‎-這樣不行

513
00:25:29,875 --> 00:25:32,250
‎怎麼可能…

514
00:25:46,541 --> 00:25:48,708
‎在我們睡前，我有禮物要給妳

515
00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:51,708
‎-是你的老二嗎？
‎-不是

516
00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:53,000
‎是什麼？

517
00:25:54,333 --> 00:25:57,083
‎月底在奧林匹亞有三場演唱會

518
00:25:57,166 --> 00:25:59,333
‎下星期是日間談話節目

519
00:25:59,916 --> 00:26:01,166
‎電視專訪？

520
00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:02,416
‎這是什麼？

521
00:26:02,875 --> 00:26:03,750
‎我們真的要去？

522
00:26:04,375 --> 00:26:06,500
‎歡迎光臨邁阿密海灘

523
00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:17,625
‎不上杜拉克的訪談節目？

524
00:26:18,125 --> 00:26:20,416
‎我聯絡不上對方

525
00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:30,791
‎蓋坦呼叫伊洛蒂，妳在值勤位置嗎？

526
00:26:30,875 --> 00:26:32,000
‎沒有，我馬上過來

527
00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:34,875
‎我什麼時候才能出去？

528
00:26:36,583 --> 00:26:38,500
‎別生氣，露米拉，小聲點

529
00:26:38,583 --> 00:26:39,958
‎時候還沒到

530
00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:41,166
‎要等什麼時候？

531
00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:42,500
‎還要一陣子

532
00:26:42,583 --> 00:26:44,541
‎安瑞可重返歌壇

533
00:26:44,625 --> 00:26:46,666
‎專輯短短幾天就搶購一空

534
00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:49,250
‎新聞界聽說了這陣旋風

535
00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:51,291
‎消息就這麼傳開來了

536
00:26:57,875 --> 00:27:00,541
‎妳還在監視前女友嗎？放她一馬吧

537
00:27:00,625 --> 00:27:02,166
‎別說了，閉嘴

538
00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:05,291
‎這可是今年最暢銷的唱片

539
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:07,458
‎剛得到鑽石銷售獎

540
00:27:07,541 --> 00:27:09,875
‎-安瑞可馬西亞斯從沒遇過這種事
‎-太誇張了

541
00:27:09,958 --> 00:27:11,875
‎-不可思議
‎-太誇張了

542
00:27:20,416 --> 00:27:21,500
‎要慢慢地…

543
00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:24,458
‎加熱到克耳文三千度

544
00:27:24,541 --> 00:27:26,375
‎克耳文三千度

545
00:27:26,458 --> 00:27:28,958
‎你看，全都點亮了

546
00:27:35,583 --> 00:27:36,791
‎你來做什麼？

547
00:27:36,875 --> 00:27:38,125
‎我要看孩子

548
00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:43,208
‎-別鬧了，我已經說不行了
‎-我知道，但我過得不太好，艾伊達

549
00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:46,125
‎真的，我很憂鬱，我需要見到他們

550
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:48,416
‎五分鐘，我馬上走人

551
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:49,875
‎拜託，我保證

552
00:27:52,875 --> 00:27:53,750
‎進來吧

553
00:27:55,791 --> 00:27:56,625
‎謝謝

554
00:28:05,125 --> 00:28:06,208
‎我聽不到

555
00:28:06,916 --> 00:28:08,250
‎要不要瘋狂一下？

556
00:28:13,916 --> 00:28:14,750
‎我的心肝寶貝

557
00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:16,750
‎妳不想當DJ了嗎？

558
00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:18,166
‎好吧

559
00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:20,916
‎妳嗑藥嗎？可以告訴把拔

560
00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:23,333
‎我真的好想念你們，心肝寶貝

561
00:28:23,416 --> 00:28:27,083
‎寶貝們，把拔快脫身了

562
00:28:27,166 --> 00:28:29,958
‎很快就能每個星期都來看你們

563
00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:32,583
‎也許每天都可以見面
‎如果我能讓媽咪回心轉意

564
00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:36,041
‎那又是另一回事

565
00:28:36,125 --> 00:28:38,375
‎我們再來當一次DJ

566
00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:46,500
‎那裡，從根部

567
00:28:47,541 --> 00:28:48,500
‎剪下來

568
00:28:48,583 --> 00:28:49,458
‎很好

569
00:28:52,666 --> 00:28:53,875
‎好，非常好

570
00:28:57,291 --> 00:28:58,416
‎謝了，露米拉

571
00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:00,458
‎來，倒掛起來

572
00:29:01,166 --> 00:29:03,791
‎以後見不到你還真不習慣，瓦迪姆

573
00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:05,166
‎非常不習慣

574
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,166
‎這是在搞什麼？

575
00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:24,541
‎幹！

576
00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:30,166
‎他們把露米拉怎麼了？

577
00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:35,250
‎好，他睡了

578
00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:37,916
‎好…

579
00:29:38,833 --> 00:29:42,500
‎我們來看看我的燻大麻有多好

580
00:29:42,916 --> 00:29:45,250
‎幹，誰把測試器插頭拔了？

581
00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:47,166
‎-電池沒電了
‎-不是我

582
00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:50,083
‎抱歉，是我，伯拉德
‎我的手機要充電

583
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:53,833
‎沒什麼大不了的，我們用老方法測試

584
00:29:55,208 --> 00:29:56,208
‎-來吧
‎-好

585
00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:13,541
‎-來
‎-我不行

586
00:30:13,625 --> 00:30:15,708
‎是我的錯，我不該給你

587
00:30:15,791 --> 00:30:16,958
‎那我呢？

588
00:30:17,041 --> 00:30:19,916
‎外婆，妳現在抽這個不太好

589
00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:21,500
‎你們這群王八蛋

590
00:30:23,833 --> 00:30:25,125
‎小王八蛋

591
00:30:29,041 --> 00:30:32,041
‎五分鐘就有感覺，太狂了

592
00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:38,041
‎妳的燻大麻真是太讚了，奧蕾
‎是真的

593
00:30:38,125 --> 00:30:40,416
‎妳辦到了，妳救了我們大家

594
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,208
‎-真是太讚了
‎-太棒了，奧蕾

595
00:30:45,458 --> 00:30:46,416
‎太棒了，奧蕾

596
00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:47,958
‎太棒了！

597
00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:51,916
‎-真想不到
‎-恭喜妳，奧蕾

598
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,416
‎妳真是天才

599
00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:55,666
‎-謝了，哥
‎-太讚了，奧蕾

600
00:30:57,916 --> 00:30:58,875
‎好棒，奧蕾

601
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:02,541
‎好棒，奧蕾

602
00:31:03,291 --> 00:31:04,125
‎好棒，奧蕾

603
00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:06,416
‎兒子，你一直重播自己的話

604
00:31:11,458 --> 00:31:13,333
‎-不，我有話要跟大家說
‎-什麼？

605
00:31:18,375 --> 00:31:20,583
‎我應該坐著比較好

606
00:31:23,458 --> 00:31:26,041
‎我只想跟大家說幾句話

607
00:31:28,541 --> 00:31:34,000
‎現在我們…多虧有妳，奧蕾

608
00:31:35,916 --> 00:31:38,000
‎我們才能脫離險境

609
00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:42,625
‎我們都要感謝這個瘋女人

610
00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:47,416
‎我想利用這個機會向大家…

611
00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:49,875
‎道歉

612
00:31:51,958 --> 00:31:53,000
‎之前騙了大家

613
00:31:53,666 --> 00:31:54,583
‎對，然後…

614
00:31:56,041 --> 00:31:57,333
‎其實都是因為

615
00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,500
‎我想保護你們

616
00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:00,583
‎就這麼簡單

617
00:32:00,666 --> 00:32:03,666
‎我原本以為自己做的是對的
‎其實，不意外…

618
00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:05,625
‎並不是，完全是狗屁

619
00:32:05,708 --> 00:32:07,416
‎所以我想請大家原諒我

620
00:32:08,083 --> 00:32:10,208
‎別哭成這樣，喬

621
00:32:10,291 --> 00:32:12,166
‎我沒哭，都是燻大麻害的

622
00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:13,166
‎你明明在哭

623
00:32:14,083 --> 00:32:16,083
‎過來，兒子

624
00:32:16,166 --> 00:32:19,583
‎你知道嗎？也許你是對的
‎這種事情我們玩不起

625
00:32:20,416 --> 00:32:22,708
‎好…

626
00:32:22,791 --> 00:32:24,750
‎-別那麼傷心
‎-兄弟，我對不起你

627
00:32:24,833 --> 00:32:27,958
‎兄弟，我們再也不要吵架了
‎你的車，我真的很抱歉

628
00:32:28,041 --> 00:32:30,250
‎-那是個意外
‎-我不在乎那輛車

629
00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:34,000
‎對不起，我放屁了

630
00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:36,750
‎我放屁，快走開，實在太臭了

631
00:32:36,833 --> 00:32:38,791
‎-對不起，我太傷心了
‎-幹！

632
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,583
‎-妳也脹氣？
‎-我放了一大屁，對不起

633
00:32:41,666 --> 00:32:43,583
‎妳也在排氣，怎麼回事？

634
00:32:47,291 --> 00:32:48,208
‎幹！

635
00:32:48,291 --> 00:32:49,916
‎-我不行了
‎-我也是

636
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,583
‎-等一下！
‎-奧蕾，兩秒就好

637
00:32:51,666 --> 00:32:53,916
‎別這樣！不要！

638
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,583
‎快出來了！

639
00:32:58,375 --> 00:32:59,500
‎我要澇屎了！

640
00:32:59,583 --> 00:33:01,041
‎克萊，快開門，拜託！

641
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,666
‎-我先！
‎-我比妳先到的！

642
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:06,833
‎幹！

643
00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:15,500
‎不對，喬，別對著樹拉，該死

644
00:33:15,583 --> 00:33:16,791
‎對不起，爸

645
00:33:16,875 --> 00:33:18,333
‎他們怎麼了？

646
00:33:18,416 --> 00:33:20,041
‎他們一定是吃壞東西了

647
00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:22,208
‎什麼？我們都吃一樣的東西

648
00:33:22,791 --> 00:33:24,291
‎他們都…

649
00:33:25,416 --> 00:33:27,833
‎-他們都…
‎-我忍不住了！不行了！

650
00:33:27,916 --> 00:33:29,541
‎那個大麻有問題

651
00:33:30,583 --> 00:33:33,041
‎-給我一個碗公！
‎-拉在這裡

652
00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:36,875
‎樹葉在刮我的屁股！靠！

653
00:33:36,958 --> 00:33:39,166
‎好慘，我在碗盤裡拉屎

654
00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:43,291
‎四氫大麻酚是19，很正常

655
00:33:46,041 --> 00:33:47,833
‎神經毒是90？

656
00:33:48,458 --> 00:33:50,166
‎-是90不是33？
‎-對

657
00:33:50,791 --> 00:33:52,083
‎那不是燻大麻

658
00:33:52,166 --> 00:33:54,916
‎沒錯，阿里，那不是燻大麻

659
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,416
‎我把花盆都拉滿了

660
00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:00,250
‎是瀉大麻

661
00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:02,208
‎幹！

662
00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:03,958
‎喬芮絲什麼時候會到？

663
00:34:05,166 --> 00:34:06,000
‎明天

664
00:34:20,166 --> 00:34:21,083
‎露米拉？

665
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:28,541
‎露米拉？

666
00:34:56,041 --> 00:34:57,333
‎幹！這個是…

667
00:36:00,541 --> 00:36:02,666
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