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外婆，妳還好嗎？
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外婆，妳沒事吧？
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-我沒事
-謝天謝地
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我去找醫生來
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外婆，妳中風了
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中風？我只是跌倒而已
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外婆，妳認得那個人嗎？
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是傑拉德
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-對
-對，是傑拉德
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那他呢？妳知道他是誰嗎？
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那個混蛋，奧利佛
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太好了！
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謝天謝地，她沒事
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妳媽呢？
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班妮，是妳嗎？
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外婆，她…
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媽已經不在了，妳知道的
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妳想跟我們開玩笑嗎？
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我當然開玩笑的
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等我告訴她，她一定會笑死
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她在哪裡？
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去找你母親，拜託，喬瑟夫
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這下慘了
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NETFLIX 原創影集
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等等，這下問題大條了
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她完全秀逗了
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喂，珍喬芮絲？
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靠，是喬芮絲的電話
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燻什麼？
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-我該怎麼辦？
-快掛掉
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不行！絕對不行
要是掛掉，她會抓狂
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我也不知道該怎麼辦
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對不起，是我的錯
真不好意思，這邊的訊號很弱
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看來你們都在醫院裡
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你們在搞什麼鬼？
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是因為…
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傑拉德有一點脫肛
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我們都嚇壞了，不過現在沒事了
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我不意外，老屁股了
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妳現在馬上回家，瓦迪姆就快到了
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瓦迪姆？怎麼會有這麼好笑的名字？
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瓦迪姆是那個植物學家，露露
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他要負責燻大麻
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希望妳能好好接待他
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那當然，交給我們就沒錯
我們會像王子一樣接待他
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對，我們一定會的，再見
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妳辦到了
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等等，那個叫瓦迪姆的
四小時之後就要到家裡來
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他要來找露米拉
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我們完蛋了，我們得想辦法才行
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真他媽的！
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記得提醒我
伊西多的生日要買馬卡龍
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很好，她完全秀逗了
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我們該怎麼辦才好？
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沒關係，我知道燻大麻的配方
我一直跟著外婆做，我知道
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可是喬芮絲說得很清楚
露米拉一定要把配方給他
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靠！
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她被妳的聲音騙了
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沒錯，她一直講，沒掛電話
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我想我有辦法了
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我們要做臉模
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要花30分鐘，來
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放輕鬆
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眼睛閉起來
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靠，這太強了
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不可思議
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嚇到我了
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不，爸，我一點也不像她
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在搞笑嗎？這算什麼？
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他馬上就會發現是變裝，他又不笨
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不，我保證真的看不出來
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真的做得很棒
而且那個人沒見過外婆
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-一定可以的
-那老婊子是誰？
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把她帶出醫院好嗎？畢竟…
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沒辦法，我們都戴了電子腳鐐
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外婆，如果燻大麻有什麼秘方
妳現在就要告訴我們
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我不知道他在說些什麼
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是不是？你還說她沒事？
別煩她了，根本沒有秘方
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我就說我知道配方了
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-我知道所有成分，別吵了
-好，我不說了
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植物學家來了
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外婆，趕快躲起來
別讓那個人看到妳
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奧蕾，我有手套給妳
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快點
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靠！他還帶了槍
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你好，我是喬瑟夫
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-幸會
-露米拉在哪裡？
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她馬上就來
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很高興見到你，瓦迪姆先生
請問貴姓？
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瓦迪姆
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非常好
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我們很高興能和你合作
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我們可沒那麼高興
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我們是來工作的，露米拉在哪裡？
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她馬上就來了
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我們幫你準備了一個房間…
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我的房間在這裡
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而且在收成之前，我哪裡也不會去
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收成？你準備待多久？
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-三個月
-三個月？
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太好了，三個月很好
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-外婆來了
-她來了
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-巨星登場！
-外婆
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怎麼了？
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有問題嗎？
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妳好，露米拉
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你好，瓦迪姆
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好
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我們可沒時間站在這裡卿卿我我的
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我帶你去倉庫
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謝了
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這邊請
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慢一點
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沒問題的
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什麼？
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沒問題的
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-對
-真是的
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不用說，原料才是重點
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檸檬、胡蘿蔔，很好
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還有馬鈴薯，到時都會用到
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這是芹菜
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當然還要有芫荽
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很新鮮的芫荽
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-聞到了嗎？
-聞到了
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因為高湯是最重要的
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妳用高湯來澆水？女士
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要用高湯，大塊頭
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用高湯
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跟我說話不必這麼拘束
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不行！別亂動！
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由我全權負責，瞭嗎？
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好
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妳說妳多大年紀了？
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這…
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女人的年齡怎能隨便問？小子
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這是戰爭，露米拉
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我的工作
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要確定燻大麻配方是真有其事
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那當然
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我可以不靠哈山家就能複製，所以…
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別亂碰原料
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不然我殺了妳
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幹！我好怕
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說真的，我覺得妳做得很好
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會成功的
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成功？
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熬高湯時差點被他識破
你在說什麼？
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沒關係的，妳要相信自己
沒問題的
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好，我去帶外婆來
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可憐，她已經在樓上關很久了
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-幹！他不知道
-對，他不知道
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我們要再撐三個月
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-三個月？
-對
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我不可能持續這樣三個月
你瘋了嗎？
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可是我們別無選擇，妳說該怎麼辦？
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收成燻大麻就是要這麼久
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這是誰的錯？
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太離譜了
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不會成功的
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謝了，老爸，你真會鼓勵人
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-外婆人呢？
-什麼？
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-她不在房間裡？
-不在
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糟了！
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不會吧
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她在跟那個人說話
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-喬！
-什麼事？
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-你穿著襪子，太怪了
-把我的鞋給我
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你在做什麼？
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外婆！
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怎麼回事？別打擾這位先生
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-他弄壞我的草坪
-沒什麼大不了
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草還會再長回來
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對不起，她今天工作累壞了
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-沒關係
-是吧
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-趕快帶她去睡了
-當然
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小心點
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好，晚安
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他有沒有傷到你？
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外婆，別擔心
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-去睡吧，外婆
-我不累
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外婆，我不是跟妳說別離開房間
妳這樣不乖
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別亂跑好嗎？露米拉
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我在等人，我不會亂跑
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-奧利佛，你在亂搞什麼？
-怎樣？
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你把她鎖起來？真的假的？
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對，太危險了
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等等，你該不會想她關進籠子吧？
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-她又不是天竺鼠？
-先別生氣
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我們會照顧她，她在這裡比在醫院好
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-對…還有個瘋子住在院子
-所以呢？
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萬一他同時看到妳們倆呢？
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也對，但這樣還是不好
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有人問你的意見嗎？
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你們真是要害死我了
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我知道，可是奧利佛說得對
我們沒有別的選擇
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我們沒有選擇，我們…
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幹！
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外婆
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早飯來了
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吃飯了
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謝謝
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幫我倒一杯香腸，謝謝
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加兩顆肉丸
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外婆…
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是一杯茶
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這不是肉丸子
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-是糖
-好
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你別在這裡待太久
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-我要和戴高樂約會
-別鬧了
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我告訴你，他是名副其實的高個子
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外婆！
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妳怎麼一直提1940年代的事？
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-下一個是誰？邱吉爾？
-我不喜歡邱吉爾
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克里蒙梭
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他是獅子
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戴高樂幾點到？
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快到了，你快滾！
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好，我讓你們好好約會
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待會見，外婆
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好，待會見
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沒錯，的確很帥
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那當然
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這套西裝很讚，我親自量身做的
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我在你左邊的內口袋放了驚喜禮物
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-真的？
-對
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是不是？
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要帶著，萬一你的女人把持不住…
228
00:11:15,088 --> 00:11:18,458
尤塞夫傳了我孩子的影片給我
真的好可愛
229
00:11:18,546 --> 00:11:19,796
你們看…
230
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,380
她把吃的東西都吐出來了
231
00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:22,803
他也有傳給我
232
00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:23,920
-是嗎？
-對
233
00:11:24,005 --> 00:11:26,455
真的好可愛，見不到他們實在氣人
234
00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:29,338
我也很不爽
235
00:11:29,421 --> 00:11:30,881
但那是你的選擇
236
00:11:31,296 --> 00:11:32,796
-什麼？
-你的選擇
237
00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:35,010
我就只有他們幾個孫兒，好嗎？
238
00:11:35,088 --> 00:11:37,128
這是我想要的嗎？沒有
239
00:11:37,213 --> 00:11:39,923
你可能沒發現我們正在講話
所以麻煩你…
240
00:11:40,005 --> 00:11:42,295
你到底要氣我氣多久？
241
00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:46,463
你就什麼蠢事都沒做過？
還記得倉庫的事嗎？
242
00:11:46,546 --> 00:11:48,296
你哪壺不開提哪壺
243
00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:49,920
烏鴉是我放的嗎？
244
00:11:50,005 --> 00:11:51,955
燒車的人是我嗎？
245
00:11:52,046 --> 00:11:53,916
和喬芮絲談條件的是我嗎？
246
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,005
你在胡說些什麼？
247
00:11:55,088 --> 00:11:56,508
你給我出去，快走…
248
00:11:56,588 --> 00:11:58,588
你知道嗎？你從來不認錯
249
00:11:58,713 --> 00:12:00,593
-知道嗎？你們就一起好了
-快走
250
00:12:00,671 --> 00:12:02,711
-我懶得管你們
-快走，混蛋
251
00:12:03,338 --> 00:12:05,668
讓他自己去生悶氣吧
252
00:12:05,755 --> 00:12:07,875
誰理他，搞砸的是他
253
00:12:08,588 --> 00:12:09,798
我問你一件事
254
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:13,506
你帶著電子腳鐐怎麼和女人愛愛？
255
00:12:15,338 --> 00:12:16,168
靠
256
00:12:16,671 --> 00:12:17,511
是不是？
257
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,335
我沒想到這一層
258
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:29,006
告訴妳，他都在這裡吃飯
259
00:12:33,005 --> 00:12:34,005
晚安
260
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,593
安瑞可，我愛你
261
00:12:36,671 --> 00:12:38,711
謝謝，我也愛妳，凱薩琳
262
00:12:41,046 --> 00:12:42,956
好了，加斯頓，夠了
263
00:12:43,046 --> 00:12:44,046
什麼叫夠了？
264
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,260
別鬧了
265
00:12:47,130 --> 00:12:48,510
告訴我，小美人
266
00:12:48,588 --> 00:12:50,798
妳和傑拉德是不同世代吧？
267
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:51,960
對
268
00:12:52,046 --> 00:12:53,706
也許妳可以幫我
269
00:12:53,796 --> 00:12:57,086
我的手機振動了一整天
270
00:12:57,171 --> 00:13:02,171
一直傳小鳥給我，傳個不停
271
00:13:02,255 --> 00:13:03,835
我準備拿去修了
272
00:13:03,921 --> 00:13:06,051
-等一下，我幫你看看
-小鳥？
273
00:13:07,421 --> 00:13:10,171
是推特，你是收到通知
274
00:13:10,255 --> 00:13:12,255
這表示你爆紅了，安瑞可
275
00:13:12,338 --> 00:13:15,208
怎麼會爆紅？我什麼都沒做
276
00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:18,086
不，這是好事，你是銷售排行榜冠軍
277
00:13:18,588 --> 00:13:19,588
-什麼？
-沒錯
278
00:13:19,671 --> 00:13:22,551
-不會吧
-銷售排行榜冠軍
279
00:13:22,630 --> 00:13:24,130
這可不得了，加斯頓
280
00:13:24,213 --> 00:13:27,133
我就說那是我歌壇生涯最好的專輯
281
00:13:27,213 --> 00:13:29,053
是真的，他之前說過
282
00:13:29,130 --> 00:13:32,760
我們成功在跨世代爆紅了
283
00:13:32,838 --> 00:13:35,758
跨世代，親愛的…
284
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:40,460
明年我打算在奧林匹亞體育館
辦五場演場會
285
00:13:40,546 --> 00:13:41,916
不，等一下
286
00:13:42,005 --> 00:13:44,665
你先別太興奮，加斯頓
287
00:13:44,755 --> 00:13:46,545
冷靜點，這事要從長計議
288
00:13:46,963 --> 00:13:48,763
交給我來處理
289
00:13:48,838 --> 00:13:51,298
我去幫你找個…經紀人
290
00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:52,460
什麼經紀人？
291
00:13:52,838 --> 00:13:55,338
年輕的經紀人
292
00:13:55,421 --> 00:13:56,961
他就叫做…
293
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:58,668
阿里
294
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,208
而且他…
295
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,090
很棒，不可多得
296
00:14:02,171 --> 00:14:04,841
聽著，傑拉德
我們要慶祝這個好消息
297
00:14:04,921 --> 00:14:07,841
-那當然
-今晚你來埋單？
298
00:14:09,755 --> 00:14:10,625
沒問題
299
00:14:10,713 --> 00:14:13,423
是真的沒問題，還是…
300
00:14:13,505 --> 00:14:15,255
當然，沒問題
301
00:14:15,338 --> 00:14:16,168
那就好
302
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:18,375
-諾拉，麻煩妳
-是的
303
00:14:18,463 --> 00:14:20,463
我要一整條比目魚
304
00:14:20,546 --> 00:14:22,546
義大利麵、蛋白霜
305
00:14:22,630 --> 00:14:24,800
肋眼牛排、紅鯔魚
306
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,590
整條鯛魚、鱸魚
307
00:14:26,671 --> 00:14:28,341
羊肉、小牛肉
308
00:14:28,421 --> 00:14:29,801
庫斯庫斯、西班牙燉飯
309
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,210
眉豆燉庫斯庫斯
310
00:14:31,296 --> 00:14:34,456
還有布卡酒請大家喝
311
00:14:34,546 --> 00:14:37,506
請大家喝布卡酒，這是…
312
00:14:38,046 --> 00:14:39,086
謝謝
313
00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:40,211
這…
314
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,633
好貴，太貴了
315
00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:50,380
-是誰？
-我不知道
316
00:14:53,255 --> 00:14:54,205
哪位？
317
00:14:54,713 --> 00:14:55,713
是伊洛蒂
318
00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:57,460
-靠
-快點…
319
00:14:57,921 --> 00:14:58,761
去躲起來
320
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,303
伊洛蒂？
321
00:15:00,838 --> 00:15:01,958
對，我能進來嗎？
322
00:15:03,796 --> 00:15:04,666
伊洛蒂！
323
00:15:05,546 --> 00:15:07,126
-晚安
-妳好嗎？
324
00:15:07,213 --> 00:15:09,213
-還好
-好久不見
325
00:15:09,296 --> 00:15:10,956
你買了新車？
326
00:15:12,296 --> 00:15:13,706
什麼？那個…對
327
00:15:13,796 --> 00:15:17,086
是我爸的，他喜歡1980年代休旅車
328
00:15:18,046 --> 00:15:19,796
“就愛這一味”
329
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:23,915
像那首流行歌
330
00:15:24,463 --> 00:15:26,553
我想找露米拉，麻煩你了
331
00:15:26,963 --> 00:15:27,803
為什麼？
332
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:30,050
她應該睡了，有什麼事嗎？
333
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:33,010
她打電話報警說她被鎖在房間裡
334
00:15:39,921 --> 00:15:40,921
這也太好笑了
335
00:15:41,755 --> 00:15:43,415
笑死人了，怎麼會這樣？
336
00:15:43,505 --> 00:15:44,665
她真的去報警？
337
00:15:45,338 --> 00:15:48,628
她都90歲了還整天搞笑
338
00:15:48,713 --> 00:15:50,053
她真的停不下來
339
00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:52,550
最愛惡作劇了，前幾天她接起電話
340
00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:56,010
然後說：“喂？路易！
341
00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:57,548
你好嗎？
342
00:15:57,630 --> 00:15:58,630
什麼？
343
00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:00,010
你還好嗎？“
344
00:16:00,088 --> 00:16:01,668
好，我能看看她嗎？麻煩了
345
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:05,421
然後她就把電話掛了
346
00:16:09,921 --> 00:16:12,051
就是這種小惡作劇
347
00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:13,380
畢竟她都90歲了
348
00:16:14,213 --> 00:16:15,553
我現在能去看看她嗎？
349
00:16:16,005 --> 00:16:16,955
當然
350
00:16:17,046 --> 00:16:18,666
我去抓她…
351
00:16:18,755 --> 00:16:21,915
不…抱歉，我去叫她，妳在這裡等
352
00:16:25,171 --> 00:16:26,801
她想見露米拉
353
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,880
-妳趕快進去
-不要
354
00:16:28,963 --> 00:16:31,093
-你瘋了嗎？
-我們非這麼做不可
355
00:16:32,296 --> 00:16:33,796
-不行！
-別說了！
356
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,130
-等一下
-我不幹
357
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,300
該死！
358
00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:42,260
奧利佛！你和你那該死的電捲棒！
359
00:16:42,338 --> 00:16:44,128
把保險絲燒斷了
360
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:46,513
抱歉，伊洛蒂，保險絲燒斷了
361
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:48,708
現在什麼都看不到
362
00:16:48,796 --> 00:16:50,296
-沒關係
-外婆！
363
00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:51,840
外婆，妳在哪裡？
364
00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:55,090
外婆
365
00:16:55,588 --> 00:16:57,708
-妳在那裡做什麼？
-我在上廁所
366
00:16:58,338 --> 00:17:00,338
天啊！難怪這麼臭
367
00:17:00,421 --> 00:17:02,511
妳不只吃白飯吧？
368
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:03,418
什麼？
369
00:17:04,296 --> 00:17:05,126
快點
370
00:17:05,213 --> 00:17:06,263
她來了
371
00:17:07,255 --> 00:17:10,625
-外婆，有人來找妳
-是誰？
372
00:17:10,713 --> 00:17:13,553
-是伊洛蒂，記得她嗎？
-親愛的，有什麼問題嗎？
373
00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,010
我才想問妳呢
374
00:17:15,088 --> 00:17:16,798
是我打電話的事？
375
00:17:17,421 --> 00:17:18,461
我知道…
376
00:17:18,546 --> 00:17:20,376
傑拉德和我都喝醉了
377
00:17:20,463 --> 00:17:21,843
我們真的沒救了
378
00:17:21,921 --> 00:17:24,511
我醉到不醒人事
379
00:17:25,088 --> 00:17:26,708
-外婆，妳又在玩笑了
-好
380
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,956
妳中風後有沒有好一點？
381
00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:31,670
好多了
382
00:17:31,755 --> 00:17:34,835
真有意思，妳知道她中風的事？
383
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,301
對，是奧蕾告訴我的
384
00:17:38,713 --> 00:17:41,013
妳們還是常聯絡…妳和奧蕾？
385
00:17:43,255 --> 00:17:44,375
對，我們還在一起
386
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,513
所以我們當然會聯絡，畢竟…
387
00:17:46,921 --> 00:17:48,091
那好
388
00:17:48,171 --> 00:17:49,881
-我想說…
-你這笨蛋
389
00:17:49,963 --> 00:17:50,963
我們明明知道這件事
390
00:17:51,046 --> 00:17:53,046
我們當然知道
391
00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:55,460
我知道，大家都知道
392
00:17:55,546 --> 00:17:59,006
-我又不是第一次聽到…
-好了，喬瑟夫
393
00:17:59,088 --> 00:18:00,088
閉嘴
394
00:18:00,171 --> 00:18:02,131
好吧，晚安
395
00:18:02,213 --> 00:18:04,423
-妳要多保重，露米拉
-好
396
00:18:04,505 --> 00:18:07,255
還有…少點惡作劇
397
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:13,008
妳聽到了沒？外婆
別再惡作劇了
398
00:18:24,046 --> 00:18:24,916
幹得好
399
00:18:26,213 --> 00:18:27,343
你也是
400
00:18:32,838 --> 00:18:35,008
放心，我不會告訴他們
401
00:18:36,213 --> 00:18:37,133
謝謝
402
00:18:40,213 --> 00:18:42,713
只是要小心
別讓她看到電子腳鐐
403
00:18:43,838 --> 00:18:44,668
好
404
00:18:47,171 --> 00:18:48,301
沒問題
405
00:19:03,755 --> 00:19:04,835
這是什麼？
406
00:19:05,421 --> 00:19:06,511
牛仔？
407
00:19:06,588 --> 00:19:07,548
妳不喜歡？
408
00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:10,916
我喜歡…穿著靴子做愛
409
00:19:11,005 --> 00:19:13,085
所以我上次表現得不太好
410
00:19:14,088 --> 00:19:16,958
不是因為你的電子腳鐐吧？
411
00:19:17,838 --> 00:19:18,668
什麼？
412
00:19:18,755 --> 00:19:20,795
還是你偷偷抽大麻？
413
00:19:21,838 --> 00:19:22,838
好…
414
00:19:24,171 --> 00:19:25,011
很好
415
00:19:25,588 --> 00:19:27,708
我以為我藏得很好
416
00:19:27,796 --> 00:19:29,956
我不會批判你，我不在乎
417
00:19:30,046 --> 00:19:31,956
等你好一點再戒就好
418
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:36,086
妳都不問我腳鐐的事？
419
00:19:37,421 --> 00:19:38,421
我喜歡你
420
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,510
我只要知道這個就好
421
00:19:46,546 --> 00:19:48,506
不，繼續穿著
422
00:19:49,713 --> 00:19:50,923
我還滿喜歡的
423
00:20:05,046 --> 00:20:06,296
不，她會來的
424
00:20:06,713 --> 00:20:09,263
她不習慣工作量這麼大
425
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,048
所以才會累成那樣
426
00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:12,460
-這不干我的事
-那當然
427
00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:15,046
這當然不干你的事
428
00:20:16,046 --> 00:20:17,376
開始吧
429
00:20:17,463 --> 00:20:19,093
沒問題，我去看她在做什麼
430
00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:20,920
我馬上回來
431
00:20:23,213 --> 00:20:24,053
幹！
432
00:20:24,130 --> 00:20:27,590
-妳在做什麼？
-真是的，我設了鬧鐘
433
00:20:27,671 --> 00:20:31,051
結果睡前忘了給手機充電
434
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,710
她來了，你看
435
00:20:35,213 --> 00:20:36,963
瓦迪姆，你好嗎？有沒有睡好？
436
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:43,165
親愛的外婆！我好愛妳
437
00:20:43,713 --> 00:20:47,463
-妳在做什麼？
-把腮幫子黏上去，都掉了
438
00:20:50,005 --> 00:20:51,205
我的笨笨
439
00:20:52,838 --> 00:20:54,588
夠了，要抱等一下再抱
440
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:57,630
再讓我看一眼
441
00:20:58,546 --> 00:21:00,836
非常好，去吧
442
00:21:02,421 --> 00:21:03,261
真是淘氣的孩子
443
00:21:03,338 --> 00:21:06,048
下不為例，明白嗎？
444
00:21:06,588 --> 00:21:10,588
抱歉，瓦迪姆，我起晚了
下不為例
445
00:21:11,088 --> 00:21:12,378
-開始吧
-好…
446
00:21:12,463 --> 00:21:15,093
-祝妳一切安好，外婆
-回頭見，笨笨
447
00:21:16,921 --> 00:21:19,511
來吧，我們開始了
448
00:21:23,796 --> 00:21:25,546
妳不想跟我一起蓋被子嗎？
449
00:21:27,005 --> 00:21:28,255
我有點熱
450
00:21:28,338 --> 00:21:29,838
-真的？
-真的
451
00:21:39,713 --> 00:21:41,673
奧蕾，妳怪怪的
452
00:21:42,421 --> 00:21:45,961
我幾乎見不到妳
我們三個星期沒做了，怎麼回事？
453
00:21:46,046 --> 00:21:48,666
我知道，對不起，我實在太累了
454
00:21:49,505 --> 00:21:51,045
我是說真的
455
00:21:51,130 --> 00:21:54,050
我爸有一大堆工作要我們做
456
00:21:54,130 --> 00:21:57,090
好了，別說了，到底怎麼回事？
妳有別人了？
457
00:21:57,463 --> 00:22:00,343
妳別鬧好嗎？沒有別人啊
458
00:22:00,421 --> 00:22:02,381
那告訴我到底是怎麼回事
459
00:22:03,921 --> 00:22:04,961
這…
460
00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:07,380
好吧
461
00:22:07,921 --> 00:22:10,461
我是有些三心二意
462
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:14,670
我在想我們能不能分開個兩三個月
463
00:22:14,755 --> 00:22:17,005
讓彼此稍微喘息一下
464
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:19,590
妳是認真的？
465
00:22:21,796 --> 00:22:24,956
什麼叫做喘息？別鬧了
466
00:22:25,046 --> 00:22:27,416
奧蕾，如果有別人就告訴我，是誰？
467
00:22:27,505 --> 00:22:29,295
別再這麼說了，靠！
468
00:22:29,380 --> 00:22:31,010
妳知道嗎？我們就乾脆一點
469
00:22:31,463 --> 00:22:34,673
我們完了，我沒有用手銬銬住妳
如果妳不開心，就走吧
470
00:22:38,630 --> 00:22:39,510
好吧
471
00:22:43,046 --> 00:22:44,086
好極了
472
00:22:46,838 --> 00:22:48,918
妳放心好了
要是妳劈腿，我會找出來的
473
00:22:50,005 --> 00:22:50,915
靠！
474
00:23:11,421 --> 00:23:13,381
沒想到他這樣騙我們
475
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,960
喬這麼做真的傷了我
我不能假裝沒事…
476
00:23:20,630 --> 00:23:22,880
我早說過，他成事不足敗事有餘
477
00:23:22,963 --> 00:23:23,843
對，我知道
478
00:23:23,921 --> 00:23:26,341
不過，親愛的，妳把動物都嚇跑了
479
00:23:26,421 --> 00:23:28,011
剛才妳太大聲了
480
00:23:28,088 --> 00:23:29,258
我們離開吧
481
00:23:29,338 --> 00:23:32,008
我們離開哈山家，只有你和我
482
00:23:32,588 --> 00:23:35,048
我們把配方給喬芮絲之後
483
00:23:35,546 --> 00:23:36,456
就一走了之
484
00:23:36,963 --> 00:23:39,173
去邁阿密吃塔可餅
485
00:23:40,213 --> 00:23:41,963
這個…好，可是說真的…
486
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:45,050
幹！妳在做什麼？
487
00:23:45,130 --> 00:23:47,510
有野豬嗎？妳看到什麼了？
488
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,800
沒有，我只是想開槍
好無聊，是吧？
489
00:23:51,213 --> 00:23:52,383
對，妳說得對
490
00:23:58,713 --> 00:23:59,553
好
491
00:24:00,755 --> 00:24:01,955
-我們走吧？
-好
492
00:24:08,421 --> 00:24:11,511
-妳在哈草嗎？外婆
-不，是我，笨蛋
493
00:24:13,463 --> 00:24:14,303
他是誰？
494
00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:19,841
外婆，是我，喬
是妳外孫，妳忘了嗎？
495
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:27,300
全家人都把我忘了
496
00:24:34,088 --> 00:24:36,128
我兩個月沒看到孩子了
497
00:24:38,296 --> 00:24:39,296
我好想死
498
00:24:41,588 --> 00:24:42,418
來
499
00:24:45,088 --> 00:24:47,588
瓦迪姆整天緊迫盯人
500
00:24:50,838 --> 00:24:52,128
我快受不了了
501
00:24:53,463 --> 00:24:55,263
我好怕他們不認得我了
502
00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:58,625
開什麼玩笑？他們當然認得你
503
00:24:59,921 --> 00:25:01,631
他們只是會很不爽
504
00:25:01,713 --> 00:25:02,763
那還滿酷的
505
00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:08,591
至少有點改變
在這裡大家都這麼“愛我”
506
00:25:10,005 --> 00:25:10,835
真的
507
00:25:11,671 --> 00:25:13,841
-昨晚我幫尚慕蘭打手槍
-哇…
508
00:25:15,005 --> 00:25:16,455
外婆，妳在說些什麼？
509
00:25:16,546 --> 00:25:19,006
他那個像蟒蛇，弄得我滿頭髮都是
510
00:25:19,421 --> 00:25:21,841
-外婆
-外婆，拜託妳別說了
511
00:25:21,921 --> 00:25:23,551
我帶她上樓去
512
00:25:23,630 --> 00:25:25,420
-她又開始…
-這樣不行
513
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,260
怎麼可能…
514
00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:48,706
在我們睡前，我有禮物要給妳
515
00:25:49,338 --> 00:25:51,708
-是你的老二嗎？
-不是
516
00:25:51,796 --> 00:25:53,006
是什麼？
517
00:25:54,338 --> 00:25:57,088
月底在奧林匹亞有三場演唱會
518
00:25:57,171 --> 00:25:59,341
下星期是日間談話節目
519
00:25:59,921 --> 00:26:01,171
電視專訪？
520
00:26:01,255 --> 00:26:02,415
這是什麼？
521
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:03,760
我們真的要去？
522
00:26:04,380 --> 00:26:06,510
歡迎光臨邁阿密海灘
523
00:26:16,380 --> 00:26:17,630
不上杜拉克的訪談節目？
524
00:26:18,130 --> 00:26:20,420
我聯絡不上對方
525
00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,795
蓋坦呼叫伊洛蒂，妳在值勤位置嗎？
526
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,010
沒有，我馬上過來
527
00:26:33,755 --> 00:26:34,875
我什麼時候才能出去？
528
00:26:36,588 --> 00:26:38,508
別生氣，露米拉，小聲點
529
00:26:38,588 --> 00:26:39,958
時候還沒到
530
00:26:40,046 --> 00:26:41,166
要等什麼時候？
531
00:26:41,255 --> 00:26:42,505
還要一陣子
532
00:26:42,588 --> 00:26:44,548
安瑞可重返歌壇
533
00:26:44,630 --> 00:26:46,670
專輯短短幾天就搶購一空
534
00:26:46,755 --> 00:26:49,255
新聞界聽說了這陣旋風
535
00:26:49,338 --> 00:26:51,298
消息就這麼傳開來了
536
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,550
妳還在監視前女友嗎？放她一馬吧
537
00:27:00,630 --> 00:27:02,170
別說了，閉嘴
538
00:27:02,255 --> 00:27:05,295
這可是今年最暢銷的唱片
539
00:27:05,380 --> 00:27:07,460
剛得到鑽石銷售獎
540
00:27:07,546 --> 00:27:09,876
-安瑞可馬西亞斯從沒遇過這種事
-太誇張了
541
00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:11,883
-不可思議
-太誇張了
542
00:27:20,421 --> 00:27:21,511
要慢慢地…
543
00:27:22,213 --> 00:27:24,463
加熱到克耳文三千度
544
00:27:24,546 --> 00:27:26,376
克耳文三千度
545
00:27:26,463 --> 00:27:28,963
你看，全都點亮了
546
00:27:35,588 --> 00:27:36,798
你來做什麼？
547
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,130
我要看孩子
548
00:27:39,421 --> 00:27:43,211
-別鬧了，我已經說不行了
-我知道，但我過得不太好，艾伊達
549
00:27:43,296 --> 00:27:46,126
真的，我很憂鬱，我需要見到他們
550
00:27:46,213 --> 00:27:48,423
五分鐘，我馬上走人
551
00:27:48,838 --> 00:27:49,878
拜託，我保證
552
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:53,760
進來吧
553
00:27:55,796 --> 00:27:56,626
謝謝
554
00:28:05,130 --> 00:28:06,210
我聽不到
555
00:28:06,921 --> 00:28:08,261
要不要瘋狂一下？
556
00:28:13,921 --> 00:28:14,761
我的心肝寶貝
557
00:28:15,630 --> 00:28:16,760
妳不想當DJ了嗎？
558
00:28:17,338 --> 00:28:18,168
好吧
559
00:28:19,088 --> 00:28:20,918
妳嗑藥嗎？可以告訴把拔
560
00:28:21,380 --> 00:28:23,340
我真的好想念你們，心肝寶貝
561
00:28:23,421 --> 00:28:27,091
寶貝們，把拔快脫身了
562
00:28:27,171 --> 00:28:29,961
很快就能每個星期都來看你們
563
00:28:30,046 --> 00:28:32,586
也許每天都可以見面
如果我能讓媽咪回心轉意
564
00:28:33,255 --> 00:28:36,045
那又是另一回事
565
00:28:36,130 --> 00:28:38,380
我們再來當一次DJ
566
00:28:44,755 --> 00:28:46,505
那裡，從根部
567
00:28:47,546 --> 00:28:48,506
剪下來
568
00:28:48,588 --> 00:28:49,458
很好
569
00:28:52,671 --> 00:28:53,881
好，非常好
570
00:28:57,296 --> 00:28:58,416
謝了，露米拉
571
00:28:58,505 --> 00:29:00,455
來，倒掛起來
572
00:29:01,171 --> 00:29:03,801
以後見不到你還真不習慣，瓦迪姆
573
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,170
非常不習慣
574
00:29:16,005 --> 00:29:18,165
這是在搞什麼？
575
00:29:23,713 --> 00:29:24,553
幹！
576
00:29:28,380 --> 00:29:30,170
他們把露米拉怎麼了？
577
00:29:34,171 --> 00:29:35,261
好，他睡了
578
00:29:36,338 --> 00:29:37,918
好…
579
00:29:38,838 --> 00:29:42,508
我們來看看我的燻大麻有多好
580
00:29:42,921 --> 00:29:45,261
幹，誰把測試器插頭拔了？
581
00:29:45,338 --> 00:29:47,168
-電池沒電了
-不是我
582
00:29:47,255 --> 00:29:50,085
抱歉，是我，伯拉德
我的手機要充電
583
00:29:51,171 --> 00:29:53,841
沒什麼大不了的，我們用老方法測試
584
00:29:55,213 --> 00:29:56,213
-來吧
-好
585
00:30:12,255 --> 00:30:13,545
-來
-我不行
586
00:30:13,630 --> 00:30:15,710
是我的錯，我不該給你
587
00:30:15,796 --> 00:30:16,956
那我呢？
588
00:30:17,046 --> 00:30:19,916
外婆，妳現在抽這個不太好
589
00:30:20,505 --> 00:30:21,505
你們這群王八蛋
590
00:30:23,838 --> 00:30:25,128
小王八蛋
591
00:30:29,046 --> 00:30:32,046
五分鐘就有感覺，太狂了
592
00:30:35,671 --> 00:30:38,051
妳的燻大麻真是太讚了，奧蕾
是真的
593
00:30:38,130 --> 00:30:40,420
妳辦到了，妳救了我們大家
594
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,205
-真是太讚了
-太棒了，奧蕾
595
00:30:45,463 --> 00:30:46,423
太棒了，奧蕾
596
00:30:47,088 --> 00:30:47,958
太棒了！
597
00:30:50,088 --> 00:30:51,918
-真想不到
-恭喜妳，奧蕾
598
00:30:52,005 --> 00:30:53,415
妳真是天才
599
00:30:53,963 --> 00:30:55,673
-謝了，哥
-太讚了，奧蕾
600
00:30:57,921 --> 00:30:58,881
好棒，奧蕾
601
00:31:01,505 --> 00:31:02,545
好棒，奧蕾
602
00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:04,126
好棒，奧蕾
603
00:31:04,213 --> 00:31:06,423
兒子，你一直重播自己的話
604
00:31:11,463 --> 00:31:13,343
-不，我有話要跟大家說
-什麼？
605
00:31:18,380 --> 00:31:20,590
我應該坐著比較好
606
00:31:23,463 --> 00:31:26,053
我只想跟大家說幾句話
607
00:31:28,546 --> 00:31:34,006
現在我們…多虧有妳，奧蕾
608
00:31:35,921 --> 00:31:38,011
我們才能脫離險境
609
00:31:39,713 --> 00:31:42,633
我們都要感謝這個瘋女人
610
00:31:44,130 --> 00:31:47,420
我想利用這個機會向大家…
611
00:31:48,338 --> 00:31:49,878
道歉
612
00:31:51,963 --> 00:31:53,013
之前騙了大家
613
00:31:53,671 --> 00:31:54,591
對，然後…
614
00:31:56,046 --> 00:31:57,336
其實都是因為
615
00:31:57,421 --> 00:31:59,511
我想保護你們
616
00:31:59,588 --> 00:32:00,588
就這麼簡單
617
00:32:00,671 --> 00:32:03,671
我原本以為自己做的是對的
其實，不意外…
618
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,625
並不是，完全是狗屁
619
00:32:05,713 --> 00:32:07,423
所以我想請大家原諒我
620
00:32:08,088 --> 00:32:10,208
別哭成這樣，喬
621
00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:12,166
我沒哭，都是燻大麻害的
622
00:32:12,255 --> 00:32:13,165
你明明在哭
623
00:32:14,088 --> 00:32:16,088
過來，兒子
624
00:32:16,171 --> 00:32:19,591
你知道嗎？也許你是對的
這種事情我們玩不起
625
00:32:20,421 --> 00:32:22,711
好…
626
00:32:22,796 --> 00:32:24,756
-別那麼傷心
-兄弟，我對不起你
627
00:32:24,838 --> 00:32:27,958
兄弟，我們再也不要吵架了
你的車，我真的很抱歉
628
00:32:28,046 --> 00:32:30,256
-那是個意外
-我不在乎那輛車
629
00:32:33,088 --> 00:32:34,008
對不起，我放屁了
630
00:32:34,838 --> 00:32:36,758
我放屁，快走開，實在太臭了
631
00:32:36,838 --> 00:32:38,798
-對不起，我太傷心了
-幹！
632
00:32:39,296 --> 00:32:41,586
-妳也脹氣？
-我放了一大屁，對不起
633
00:32:41,671 --> 00:32:43,591
妳也在排氣，怎麼回事？
634
00:32:47,296 --> 00:32:48,206
幹！
635
00:32:48,296 --> 00:32:49,916
-我不行了
-我也是
636
00:32:50,005 --> 00:32:51,585
-等一下！
-奧蕾，兩秒就好
637
00:32:51,671 --> 00:32:53,921
別這樣！不要！
638
00:32:54,005 --> 00:32:55,585
快出來了！
639
00:32:58,380 --> 00:32:59,510
我要澇屎了！
640
00:32:59,588 --> 00:33:01,048
克萊，快開門，拜託！
641
00:33:04,005 --> 00:33:05,665
-我先！
-我比妳先到的！
642
00:33:05,755 --> 00:33:06,835
幹！
643
00:33:13,463 --> 00:33:15,513
不對，喬，別對著樹拉，該死
644
00:33:15,588 --> 00:33:16,798
對不起，爸
645
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,340
他們怎麼了？
646
00:33:18,421 --> 00:33:20,051
他們一定是吃壞東西了
647
00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:22,210
什麼？我們都吃一樣的東西
648
00:33:22,796 --> 00:33:24,296
他們都…
649
00:33:25,421 --> 00:33:27,841
-他們都…
-我忍不住了！不行了！
650
00:33:27,921 --> 00:33:29,551
那個大麻有問題
651
00:33:30,588 --> 00:33:33,048
-給我一個碗公！
-拉在這裡
652
00:33:33,755 --> 00:33:36,875
樹葉在刮我的屁股！靠！
653
00:33:36,963 --> 00:33:39,173
好慘，我在碗盤裡拉屎
654
00:33:41,505 --> 00:33:43,295
四氫大麻酚是19，很正常
655
00:33:46,046 --> 00:33:47,836
神經毒是90？
656
00:33:48,463 --> 00:33:50,173
-是90不是33？
-對
657
00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:52,086
那不是燻大麻
658
00:33:52,171 --> 00:33:54,921
沒錯，阿里，那不是燻大麻
659
00:33:55,005 --> 00:33:57,415
我把花盆都拉滿了
660
00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:00,261
是瀉大麻
661
00:34:00,963 --> 00:34:02,213
幹！
662
00:34:02,630 --> 00:34:03,960
喬芮絲什麼時候會到？
663
00:34:05,171 --> 00:34:06,011
明天
664
00:34:20,171 --> 00:34:21,091
露米拉？
665
00:34:27,505 --> 00:34:28,545
露米拉？
666
00:34:56,046 --> 00:34:57,336
幹！這個是…
667
00:36:00,546 --> 00:36:02,666
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