1 00:00:08,029 --> 00:00:10,948 [dramatic rock music] 2 00:00:10,990 --> 00:00:17,204 * * 3 00:00:17,246 --> 00:00:18,956 - You're bluffing. 4 00:00:18,998 --> 00:00:22,126 - [scoffs] I happen to have a great poker face. 5 00:00:24,462 --> 00:00:27,590 - This is your "holding good cards" face... 6 00:00:27,631 --> 00:00:30,760 your "holding bad cards" face... 7 00:00:30,801 --> 00:00:34,930 your "need to go to the bathroom" face... 8 00:00:34,972 --> 00:00:37,183 and your bluffing face. 9 00:00:39,268 --> 00:00:42,521 I won a lot of Go Fish at Fenster Hall. 10 00:00:42,563 --> 00:00:46,942 - Ha! That was my "bluffing I was bluffing" face. 11 00:00:46,984 --> 00:00:48,903 - Game recognize game. 12 00:00:48,944 --> 00:00:52,907 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Uh-oh, here comes the dance. 13 00:00:52,948 --> 00:00:55,368 - If you stop, I'll give you all my chips. 14 00:00:55,409 --> 00:00:58,496 - Can't stop, won't stop, can't stop! 15 00:00:59,997 --> 00:01:01,665 Okay, I'll stop. 16 00:01:03,751 --> 00:01:05,461 So... 17 00:01:05,503 --> 00:01:07,963 anybody got any big plans for the weekend? 18 00:01:08,005 --> 00:01:12,051 'Cause a little birdie told me that you have a date with Sean. 19 00:01:12,093 --> 00:01:15,554 - Okay, who told you? - Chirp. 20 00:01:15,596 --> 00:01:18,933 I tried to hold out, but she bribed me with a banana. 21 00:01:18,974 --> 00:01:21,769 She knows my weakness. 22 00:01:21,811 --> 00:01:24,980 - Hannah, if you can't talk to your mom about boys and dating, 23 00:01:25,022 --> 00:01:27,066 who can you talk to? 24 00:01:27,108 --> 00:01:28,651 - Literally anybody else. 25 00:01:28,693 --> 00:01:31,362 And it's not a date, Mom. It's just a hang. 26 00:01:31,404 --> 00:01:32,697 - What's the difference? 27 00:01:32,738 --> 00:01:34,323 - The word "date" is stressful, 28 00:01:34,365 --> 00:01:36,992 and we are an anxious generation. 29 00:01:37,034 --> 00:01:40,329 - So where are you hanging? 30 00:01:40,371 --> 00:01:43,332 - Hannah has left the conversation. 31 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,669 - Okay, that is definitely 32 00:01:46,711 --> 00:01:48,671 your "I have to go to the bathroom" face. 33 00:01:48,713 --> 00:01:52,425 - No, it's my "teenage daughter is a pain in the butt" face. 34 00:01:52,466 --> 00:01:54,677 And also, I have to go to the bathroom. 35 00:01:54,719 --> 00:01:56,512 - See? I'm good. 36 00:01:56,554 --> 00:01:59,014 - * Two, three * - * Hey! * 37 00:01:59,056 --> 00:02:00,516 * Hey, hey * 38 00:02:00,558 --> 00:02:05,187 - * Every time I turn around * 39 00:02:05,229 --> 00:02:06,355 - * Hey, hey * 40 00:02:06,397 --> 00:02:07,440 * Hey, hey * 41 00:02:07,481 --> 00:02:08,858 - Is this what being a parent 42 00:02:08,899 --> 00:02:10,317 of a teenager feels like? 43 00:02:10,359 --> 00:02:11,736 Being excited that she has a first date 44 00:02:11,777 --> 00:02:13,487 but frustrated that she won't tell you anything 45 00:02:13,529 --> 00:02:15,072 about the boy or the date? 46 00:02:15,114 --> 00:02:16,282 - You've got to be patient. 47 00:02:16,323 --> 00:02:17,992 Being a parent of a teenager gets better. 48 00:02:18,034 --> 00:02:19,160 - When? 49 00:02:19,201 --> 00:02:20,786 - When they're no longer a teenager. 50 00:02:20,828 --> 00:02:22,413 [laughs] 51 00:02:22,455 --> 00:02:25,666 In fact, this is what we give the teens over at Fenster Hall. 52 00:02:25,708 --> 00:02:28,002 - "Explore your hormones." 53 00:02:28,044 --> 00:02:29,545 Been there, done that. 54 00:02:29,587 --> 00:02:32,631 Have the tattoo on my ankle to prove it. 55 00:02:32,673 --> 00:02:36,719 This would have given Henry a heart attack. 56 00:02:36,761 --> 00:02:38,512 All I wanted when I was Hannah's age 57 00:02:38,554 --> 00:02:39,972 was a mom to talk to. 58 00:02:40,014 --> 00:02:42,391 And you know Henry was great, but whenever I would talk 59 00:02:42,433 --> 00:02:43,893 about boys, he'd go... 60 00:02:43,934 --> 00:02:46,937 * La la la la la la la la la * 61 00:02:46,979 --> 00:02:49,565 Do you remember when Jimmy kissed me 62 00:02:49,607 --> 00:02:53,027 at the kissing rock at Camp Kookalookie? 63 00:02:53,069 --> 00:02:56,781 Ah, but my first real kiss was Brett Forman. 64 00:02:56,822 --> 00:02:58,491 Holy macanoli. 65 00:02:58,532 --> 00:03:02,953 - Oh, the kiss that changed my life: Rebecca Hilbert. 66 00:03:02,995 --> 00:03:04,330 Lots of sparks. 67 00:03:04,372 --> 00:03:06,082 - I miss sparks. 68 00:03:06,123 --> 00:03:09,377 - Well, let's go get you some. 69 00:03:09,418 --> 00:03:11,170 Girl, let me see your dating app. 70 00:03:11,212 --> 00:03:13,881 - Mm. There's this one guy I've been talking to. 71 00:03:13,923 --> 00:03:16,175 EvanLovesDogs77. 72 00:03:16,217 --> 00:03:19,970 - Ooh, cute name, cute guy. 73 00:03:20,012 --> 00:03:21,305 And he's got a daughter. 74 00:03:21,347 --> 00:03:22,765 He's a #GirlDad. 75 00:03:22,807 --> 00:03:24,809 I like him already. [knock at door] 76 00:03:24,850 --> 00:03:26,102 - Hey. 77 00:03:26,143 --> 00:03:28,270 I think I left one of my old lyric books here 78 00:03:28,312 --> 00:03:29,855 when I dropped Diego off from soccer. 79 00:03:29,897 --> 00:03:31,023 I'll just be a sec. 80 00:03:31,065 --> 00:03:32,942 - Hannah's got a date. - Yeah, I know. 81 00:03:32,983 --> 00:03:36,445 It's tomorrow night, right? But it's more of just a hang. 82 00:03:36,487 --> 00:03:39,615 - You knew about it? - Of course. I'm her dad. 83 00:03:39,657 --> 00:03:42,702 Oh, she didn't tell you. 84 00:03:42,743 --> 00:03:45,538 - Why am I not in the loop? - Ah, don't worry about it. 85 00:03:45,579 --> 00:03:46,914 One of us has to be the cool parent. 86 00:03:46,956 --> 00:03:48,457 I'm sure there's all sorts of boring stuff 87 00:03:48,499 --> 00:03:51,085 you know about that I don't. 88 00:03:51,127 --> 00:03:52,586 - I have a date, too. 89 00:03:52,628 --> 00:03:55,005 There's something you didn't know. 90 00:03:55,047 --> 00:03:56,549 - Really? 91 00:03:56,590 --> 00:03:59,093 Oh. Okay, cool. 92 00:03:59,135 --> 00:04:00,886 Totally good with that. 93 00:04:00,928 --> 00:04:02,179 - That's big of you, 94 00:04:02,221 --> 00:04:04,473 since we're divorced and you have a girlfriend. 95 00:04:06,684 --> 00:04:08,394 - Thank you very much. 96 00:04:10,479 --> 00:04:11,981 What's up, Izzy? 97 00:04:12,023 --> 00:04:14,400 - I'm making an "everything in the fridge" sandwich. 98 00:04:14,442 --> 00:04:16,569 Can you pass me that whipped cream? 99 00:04:19,864 --> 00:04:21,323 Hungry? 100 00:04:21,365 --> 00:04:23,909 - I think I'll just watch you explode. 101 00:04:23,951 --> 00:04:27,371 Hey, this musician I love wants me to write a song for him, 102 00:04:27,413 --> 00:04:32,418 but all my good ideas are in my lyric book, which I can't find. 103 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:34,754 It's not in that sandwich, is it? 104 00:04:34,795 --> 00:04:37,757 - I write songs. Maybe I can help. 105 00:04:37,798 --> 00:04:42,011 * Pretty sandwich, about to be in my belly * 106 00:04:42,053 --> 00:04:45,514 * Pretty sandwich, love you 'cause you're smelly * 107 00:04:45,556 --> 00:04:47,767 - Rock on, sister. 108 00:04:51,771 --> 00:04:55,441 - I am down with this EvanLoveDogs77 guy. 109 00:04:55,483 --> 00:04:57,276 I mean, he enjoys being a parent 110 00:04:57,318 --> 00:05:00,029 and he doesn't list the "school of life" as his education. 111 00:05:00,071 --> 00:05:02,448 - Okay, let's go for it. 112 00:05:02,490 --> 00:05:06,243 "Hey, EvanLovesDogs77, 113 00:05:06,285 --> 00:05:08,287 want to hang out tomorrow night?" 114 00:05:08,329 --> 00:05:10,039 Dog emoji. 115 00:05:10,081 --> 00:05:11,123 What if he doesn't... 116 00:05:11,165 --> 00:05:12,208 [cell phone chimes] 117 00:05:12,249 --> 00:05:14,502 Hey, he said yes. - Oh! 118 00:05:14,543 --> 00:05:16,712 Punky Brewster is back. 119 00:05:18,798 --> 00:05:22,009 - Hannah, you and I both have first dates. 120 00:05:22,051 --> 00:05:24,053 - Great, because when I think about my first date, 121 00:05:24,095 --> 00:05:25,679 I want to be thinking about my mom. 122 00:05:25,721 --> 00:05:27,056 - Oh, and Aunt Cherie 123 00:05:27,098 --> 00:05:29,225 gave us a pamphlet to talk about our bodies. 124 00:05:29,266 --> 00:05:30,810 - Even worse. 125 00:05:38,984 --> 00:05:40,403 - How's this? 126 00:05:40,444 --> 00:05:43,531 - Boring! You're not going to church. 127 00:05:45,074 --> 00:05:47,493 - Okay, well, now I'm running out of clothes. 128 00:05:51,414 --> 00:05:53,249 Is this better? 129 00:05:53,290 --> 00:05:54,750 - I like that for you. 130 00:05:54,792 --> 00:05:58,671 It says "I'm casual, I'm cool, and I'm 100% hottie." 131 00:05:58,713 --> 00:06:00,923 - [gasps softly] Thank you. 132 00:06:00,965 --> 00:06:04,510 By the way, pro tip when dealing with Mom: 133 00:06:04,552 --> 00:06:07,763 don't blurt things out without knowing exactly what she knows, 134 00:06:07,805 --> 00:06:11,350 because I wasn't dying for her to hear about my plans. 135 00:06:11,392 --> 00:06:14,103 - Sorry. Rookie mistake. 136 00:06:14,145 --> 00:06:16,272 Still getting used to this whole sister stuff. 137 00:06:16,313 --> 00:06:18,858 - Me too. [sighs] 138 00:06:18,899 --> 00:06:22,236 - You nervous? - So nervous. 139 00:06:22,278 --> 00:06:23,779 - Hey, you got the good sister. 140 00:06:23,821 --> 00:06:25,531 And remember, if it doesn't work out, 141 00:06:25,573 --> 00:06:27,783 there are other options. 142 00:06:27,825 --> 00:06:30,036 It's a numbers game. 143 00:06:30,077 --> 00:06:32,496 - How do you know so much about this stuff? 144 00:06:32,538 --> 00:06:34,957 - My mom dated a lot. 145 00:06:34,999 --> 00:06:37,084 "Remember, you can't be that thirsty. 146 00:06:37,126 --> 00:06:40,796 Otherwise you're never gonna get a drink." 147 00:06:40,838 --> 00:06:43,716 - What does that mean? - I have no idea. 148 00:06:43,758 --> 00:06:47,470 [warm acoustic music] 149 00:06:47,511 --> 00:06:49,680 - Remember, this is only a date. 150 00:06:49,722 --> 00:06:52,933 Nobody can replace you two, so don't worry. 151 00:06:52,975 --> 00:06:56,645 - We weren't-- until you just said that. 152 00:06:56,687 --> 00:06:58,814 - Whoa, you need to see this. 153 00:06:58,856 --> 00:07:01,567 - Did you see dirt on Sean? - No, your date-- 154 00:07:01,609 --> 00:07:03,819 Mr. EvanLovesDogs77. 155 00:07:03,861 --> 00:07:06,614 Once you've seen this, you can't unsee it. 156 00:07:07,948 --> 00:07:10,993 He's an adult man in a wizard costume. 157 00:07:11,035 --> 00:07:13,579 Should have been a hard pass. 158 00:07:13,621 --> 00:07:15,956 - I think the cloak is baller. 159 00:07:15,998 --> 00:07:17,583 Hit me. 160 00:07:23,714 --> 00:07:25,341 I don't know if I'm more nervous 161 00:07:25,383 --> 00:07:27,009 about my date or Hannah's. 162 00:07:27,051 --> 00:07:30,971 - Just in case, let me spray some of this on your pits. 163 00:07:33,391 --> 00:07:34,642 - Thank you. 164 00:07:34,683 --> 00:07:37,603 [upbeat music] 165 00:07:37,645 --> 00:07:39,522 * * 166 00:07:39,563 --> 00:07:42,858 - Whoa, whoa. - Ooh. 167 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:45,194 - Hannah, you look amazing. 168 00:07:45,236 --> 00:07:46,612 So what do you think? 169 00:07:46,654 --> 00:07:50,408 - I think that I want to focus on how I cute I look. 170 00:07:50,449 --> 00:07:52,284 - Ladies, what's important here 171 00:07:52,326 --> 00:07:56,205 is that we all look better than Diego. 172 00:07:56,247 --> 00:07:58,124 - What's up, guys? 173 00:07:58,165 --> 00:08:02,044 Reporting for duty. Ready to babysit. 174 00:08:02,086 --> 00:08:05,464 - They're your kids. It's called being a dad. 175 00:08:05,506 --> 00:08:08,342 - Punky, you look... 176 00:08:08,384 --> 00:08:10,386 Wow. 177 00:08:10,428 --> 00:08:11,804 - Thanks, Trav. 178 00:08:11,846 --> 00:08:14,640 - You let that smoke show go? 179 00:08:14,682 --> 00:08:16,892 Woof. 180 00:08:16,934 --> 00:08:18,811 - Okay, Hannah, before you go, 181 00:08:18,853 --> 00:08:20,229 you need to give me Sean's real number. 182 00:08:20,271 --> 00:08:23,107 The one you gave me was for Jersey Mike's. 183 00:08:23,149 --> 00:08:24,692 - Fine. 184 00:08:24,734 --> 00:08:26,277 [cell phone chimes] - Received. 185 00:08:26,318 --> 00:08:28,029 Okay, remember, dinner before ice cream. 186 00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:29,572 - And Izzy's bedtime is 8:30, 187 00:08:29,613 --> 00:08:31,157 but she'll tell you it's midnight. 188 00:08:31,198 --> 00:08:34,660 - Hey, Mom, I'm going to run a background check on this guy. 189 00:08:34,702 --> 00:08:37,705 Is LovesDogs77 his real last name? 190 00:08:37,747 --> 00:08:40,082 - Gotta go. 191 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:43,335 - All right, bye, guys. 192 00:08:43,377 --> 00:08:45,421 all: Bye. - Have fun. 193 00:08:45,463 --> 00:08:48,424 - Yup. 194 00:08:48,466 --> 00:08:50,593 - [sighs] So... 195 00:08:50,634 --> 00:08:53,095 what do we know about this dude your mom's meeting up with? 196 00:08:53,137 --> 00:08:56,557 - We know he's going to have a better night than you are. 197 00:08:56,599 --> 00:09:00,352 * * 198 00:09:04,732 --> 00:09:06,442 - You're not on the road anymore. 199 00:09:06,484 --> 00:09:08,069 Use a bowl, man. 200 00:09:08,110 --> 00:09:10,446 - Yeah, we're not animals. 201 00:09:10,488 --> 00:09:11,781 - Oh, really? 202 00:09:11,822 --> 00:09:13,783 You know you have a little something right... 203 00:09:13,824 --> 00:09:17,203 ugh, basically all over your face. 204 00:09:17,244 --> 00:09:19,622 - Dad, do you know how to get on the dark web? 205 00:09:19,663 --> 00:09:21,916 - I don't, and if you stop trying, 206 00:09:21,957 --> 00:09:23,709 you can have more Breyers. 207 00:09:23,751 --> 00:09:26,712 - Ice cream is your solution to everything. 208 00:09:26,754 --> 00:09:28,172 And I love it. 209 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:32,343 - Hey, don't tell your mom. 210 00:09:33,677 --> 00:09:36,097 Oh, you know, I found my lyric book. 211 00:09:36,138 --> 00:09:39,809 Turns out it was mostly doodles. 212 00:09:39,850 --> 00:09:41,644 So I guess I'm just blocked. 213 00:09:41,685 --> 00:09:42,812 - Maybe you're distracted 214 00:09:42,853 --> 00:09:45,022 'cause you're thinking about Punky. 215 00:09:45,064 --> 00:09:48,275 You looked sad seeing her go... on her date... 216 00:09:48,317 --> 00:09:49,902 with another man. 217 00:09:51,904 --> 00:09:54,156 - Yeah, I guess it was kind of weird, 218 00:09:54,198 --> 00:09:57,660 but I gotta get used to that. 219 00:09:57,702 --> 00:09:59,995 Okay, where were we? 220 00:10:00,037 --> 00:10:03,207 Oh, that's right. I have no ideas. 221 00:10:03,249 --> 00:10:05,000 - Maybe you should write a song about something 222 00:10:05,042 --> 00:10:08,421 that makes you happy, like ice cream. 223 00:10:08,462 --> 00:10:10,089 - Eh, I don't know. 224 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:12,007 - What's your favorite flavor? 225 00:10:12,049 --> 00:10:14,093 - Uh, this is silly. 226 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:15,594 Um... 227 00:10:15,636 --> 00:10:16,971 rocky road. 228 00:10:18,806 --> 00:10:22,059 - * My favorite thing in life was rocky road ice cream * 229 00:10:22,101 --> 00:10:26,105 * I'd eat it every day and all night long * 230 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:28,607 - * Then one day my little marshmallow * 231 00:10:28,649 --> 00:10:31,152 * Walked out the door * 232 00:10:31,193 --> 00:10:33,988 * And now that she's gone * 233 00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:36,657 * I love her even more * 234 00:10:36,699 --> 00:10:37,992 - You said "she." 235 00:10:38,034 --> 00:10:40,619 - Did I? - Yep. 236 00:10:40,661 --> 00:10:43,122 Punky is your rocky road. 237 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:46,250 * * 238 00:10:47,209 --> 00:10:48,878 - It says we'll be picking up notes 239 00:10:48,919 --> 00:10:51,338 of plum, vanilla, and earth. 240 00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:53,299 - Hmm. Mine just tastes like wine. 241 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:54,675 - Hmm. 242 00:10:54,717 --> 00:10:56,635 That can't be right. 243 00:10:56,677 --> 00:10:59,013 - So, tell me, what do you do? 244 00:10:59,055 --> 00:11:02,808 - Well, I'm in marketing for a software company 245 00:11:02,850 --> 00:11:05,436 that specializes in aggregation of... 246 00:11:05,478 --> 00:11:07,855 and I'm already boring you. [chuckles] 247 00:11:07,897 --> 00:11:09,815 - Uh, no, it's not you. 248 00:11:09,857 --> 00:11:11,233 Um... 249 00:11:11,275 --> 00:11:13,819 this is actually my first date. 250 00:11:13,861 --> 00:11:15,404 - E-ever? 251 00:11:15,446 --> 00:11:17,490 - [chuckles] No, since my divorce. 252 00:11:17,531 --> 00:11:18,783 But I'm really distracted 253 00:11:18,824 --> 00:11:20,368 because my daughter is on her first date, too, 254 00:11:20,409 --> 00:11:22,036 and she won't tell me anything about the date. 255 00:11:22,078 --> 00:11:24,914 - Mm. I'm totally into my daughter's life. 256 00:11:24,955 --> 00:11:26,999 We have a YouTube channel where she makes fun 257 00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:29,502 of all my clothing choices. 258 00:11:29,543 --> 00:11:32,046 I'm just happy to be involved. 259 00:11:32,088 --> 00:11:33,923 Daughters are hard. 260 00:11:33,964 --> 00:11:36,717 - Tell me about it. 261 00:11:36,759 --> 00:11:38,219 Okay, back to us. 262 00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:39,804 No more phone... 263 00:11:39,845 --> 00:11:41,847 right after I just text her once more. 264 00:11:43,099 --> 00:11:46,018 [light music] 265 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:49,313 * * 266 00:11:50,856 --> 00:11:53,442 - You're staring at me. 267 00:11:53,484 --> 00:11:55,778 - I can't help it. 268 00:11:55,820 --> 00:11:59,740 You've, uh, got some foam right there. 269 00:11:59,782 --> 00:12:01,492 No, uh, here. 270 00:12:03,119 --> 00:12:04,870 [cell phone chimes] Oh. 271 00:12:04,912 --> 00:12:06,664 I'm so sorry. 272 00:12:06,706 --> 00:12:08,624 - No, no, it's great. 273 00:12:08,666 --> 00:12:12,044 [softly] What? 274 00:12:12,086 --> 00:12:14,463 Ugh, I can't believe she's texting me again. 275 00:12:14,505 --> 00:12:17,007 - At least your mom cares. You should probably answer it. 276 00:12:17,049 --> 00:12:19,218 - Absolutely not. 277 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:22,096 So, um, tell me more about where we're going next. 278 00:12:22,138 --> 00:12:24,056 - Okay, it's so cool. 279 00:12:24,098 --> 00:12:27,059 We are going to the Warlock Jones escape room. 280 00:12:27,101 --> 00:12:29,228 - I didn't know you were a Jones fan. 281 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,104 - I'm not. 282 00:12:30,146 --> 00:12:31,731 I just thought it'd be cool 283 00:12:31,772 --> 00:12:34,358 to be locked in a room with you. 284 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,319 I'm sorry; I didn't mean for that to sound creepy. 285 00:12:37,361 --> 00:12:38,821 - [chuckles] 286 00:12:38,863 --> 00:12:40,990 [Sean's cell phone blips] 287 00:12:42,616 --> 00:12:44,493 - I think it's your mom. 288 00:12:44,535 --> 00:12:48,039 Wow, she is really into the siren emoji. 289 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,331 I'll just ping her back. 290 00:12:49,373 --> 00:12:52,043 - How about we don't text her at all? 291 00:12:52,084 --> 00:12:54,086 She'll be fine. [chuckles] 292 00:12:58,883 --> 00:13:02,678 Oh, look, I have foam on mouth again. 293 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:05,514 - Oh, my God, I can't believe you don't actually have dogs. 294 00:13:05,556 --> 00:13:09,018 How can you call yourself EvanLovesDogs77? 295 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:13,939 - Well, I am fatally allergic, but I do love dogs from afar. 296 00:13:13,981 --> 00:13:16,025 And 77 is actually the amount of times 297 00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:17,860 I've had to use an EpiPen, so... 298 00:13:17,902 --> 00:13:21,489 [both laugh] 299 00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:24,241 - Oh. Evan... 300 00:13:24,283 --> 00:13:26,911 I sent sirens. It's a whole thing now. 301 00:13:26,952 --> 00:13:28,913 - It's okay. 302 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:35,711 - Hey, how are things over here? 303 00:13:35,753 --> 00:13:37,963 [clears throat] 304 00:13:38,005 --> 00:13:40,549 - Oh, our coffee is fire. Thanks. 305 00:13:40,591 --> 00:13:41,717 - Awesome. 306 00:13:41,759 --> 00:13:44,095 Oh, and are you Hannah, and are you Sean? 307 00:13:44,136 --> 00:13:46,222 - Yes. [camera shutter clicks] 308 00:13:46,263 --> 00:13:49,225 - Your mom wanted proof of life. Thanks. 309 00:13:49,266 --> 00:13:51,435 - She tracked my phone. 310 00:13:51,477 --> 00:13:54,647 That's it, I'm shutting it off. 311 00:13:58,442 --> 00:14:01,237 - Well, I'd say we should go to our next destination, 312 00:14:01,278 --> 00:14:03,239 but if I'm being honest, 313 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,491 it seems like there's someplace else you'd rather be. 314 00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:06,826 - You know what? 315 00:14:06,867 --> 00:14:09,203 This phone is staying in this purse permanently, 316 00:14:09,245 --> 00:14:12,164 and I am all-in on wherever we're going next. 317 00:14:12,206 --> 00:14:14,625 - Oh, well, then here's to continuing the night. 318 00:14:16,127 --> 00:14:17,628 [cell phone chimes] - Mm. 319 00:14:17,670 --> 00:14:18,838 - Oh. 320 00:14:18,879 --> 00:14:21,340 You don't mind if I just chug this, do you? 321 00:14:27,888 --> 00:14:29,348 Mm. 322 00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,767 Yeah, still no plum but... 323 00:14:31,809 --> 00:14:34,270 notes of sadness. 324 00:14:34,311 --> 00:14:37,148 - I'm sorry. It's my son Diego. 325 00:14:37,189 --> 00:14:38,774 He wants to run a background check on you. 326 00:14:38,816 --> 00:14:41,569 Apparently he doesn't trust me to make my own decisions, 327 00:14:41,610 --> 00:14:43,654 which is truly annoying. 328 00:14:43,696 --> 00:14:46,949 - Huh, that's kind of like you texting your daughter all night 329 00:14:46,991 --> 00:14:48,784 because you don't trust her. 330 00:14:48,826 --> 00:14:52,621 - That is not remot... 331 00:14:52,663 --> 00:14:54,457 oh, my God. 332 00:14:54,498 --> 00:14:57,001 Hannah probably thinks I don't trust her. 333 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,881 "Hannah, no more texts. 334 00:15:01,922 --> 00:15:05,176 I promise." 335 00:15:05,217 --> 00:15:08,471 All right, let's bail on this wine bar 336 00:15:08,512 --> 00:15:12,099 and see where the night takes us... 337 00:15:12,141 --> 00:15:14,101 as long as I'm home by 10:00. 338 00:15:14,143 --> 00:15:17,229 - Well, if you're open to an adventure, 339 00:15:17,271 --> 00:15:19,940 then I have just one question. 340 00:15:19,982 --> 00:15:22,068 Do you believe in magic? 341 00:15:24,904 --> 00:15:27,031 - Welcome to Snaggletooth Academy, 342 00:15:27,073 --> 00:15:29,325 witches and wizards. 343 00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:31,243 I mean witch and wizard. 344 00:15:31,285 --> 00:15:34,163 Our student, Warlock Jones, needs your help. 345 00:15:34,205 --> 00:15:36,207 You're both in mortal danger. 346 00:15:36,248 --> 00:15:38,042 Magnus McNasty has locked you 347 00:15:38,084 --> 00:15:41,128 in the Room of Discontent 348 00:15:41,170 --> 00:15:43,172 and is planning to attack 349 00:15:43,214 --> 00:15:44,465 Snaggletooth Academy 350 00:15:44,507 --> 00:15:45,758 in one hour. 351 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,969 You must escape and warn Warlock Jones. 352 00:15:49,011 --> 00:15:52,181 - You guys are just gonna make out in here, aren't you? 353 00:15:52,223 --> 00:15:54,266 [both chuckle] - What? 354 00:15:54,308 --> 00:15:57,186 - Wait! Holdicus the Dooricus! 355 00:15:57,228 --> 00:16:00,606 [chuckles] That's wizard lingo. 356 00:16:00,648 --> 00:16:02,191 - Hannah? Sean. 357 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,984 - Mom? - What are you doing here? 358 00:16:04,026 --> 00:16:06,821 - Hi, Mrs. Brewster. - Oh, you can call me Punky. 359 00:16:06,862 --> 00:16:08,322 - Oh, hi, I'm Evan. 360 00:16:08,364 --> 00:16:11,283 I'm Punky's boyfriend. 361 00:16:11,325 --> 00:16:13,911 - And I'm officially in hell. 362 00:16:13,953 --> 00:16:16,956 - Your 60 minutes trapped in a small room all together 363 00:16:16,997 --> 00:16:19,709 with no way out starts now. 364 00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:22,128 - No! No! 365 00:16:22,169 --> 00:16:24,046 Get me out of here! 366 00:16:24,088 --> 00:16:26,424 I'm on a double date with my mom. 367 00:16:32,054 --> 00:16:35,558 [upbeat music] 368 00:16:35,599 --> 00:16:37,977 - Is it a calendar or a compass? 369 00:16:38,018 --> 00:16:41,480 Come on, come on, Evan, think like a warlock. 370 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,816 - This is something I didn't think I'd be saying tonight, 371 00:16:43,858 --> 00:16:47,028 but, Sean, could I have a word alone with my mother? 372 00:16:47,069 --> 00:16:48,571 - Sure. 373 00:16:48,612 --> 00:16:51,323 I guess I'll go help out your mom's date. 374 00:16:51,365 --> 00:16:52,658 I'll miss you. 375 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:55,619 - [clicks tongue] Aww. She'll miss you, too. 376 00:16:55,661 --> 00:16:57,913 - Mom. 377 00:16:57,955 --> 00:16:59,415 You're ruining my life. 378 00:16:59,457 --> 00:17:00,750 - Hannah, I promise, I had no idea 379 00:17:00,791 --> 00:17:02,418 that you and Sean were going to be here 380 00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:03,919 or that Evan would bring me here. 381 00:17:03,961 --> 00:17:06,088 - So you want me to believe that this is a coincidence? 382 00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:07,506 - Yes. Do you really think 383 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:08,966 that I woke up this morning thinking I'd be 384 00:17:09,008 --> 00:17:11,218 in a Warlock Jones escape room with my daughter? 385 00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:13,763 - Yes! I mean, why should I believe you? 386 00:17:13,804 --> 00:17:15,681 You've been texting me all night. 387 00:17:15,723 --> 00:17:17,433 It's like you don't even trust me. 388 00:17:17,475 --> 00:17:21,270 - I know. That's why I sent the apology text. 389 00:17:21,312 --> 00:17:23,481 Well, I-I didn't get it. I turned my phone off. 390 00:17:23,522 --> 00:17:25,149 - Hannah, you can't turn your phone off. 391 00:17:25,191 --> 00:17:27,026 You've got to have it on at all times. 392 00:17:27,068 --> 00:17:28,444 - Why, so you can drive me crazy? 393 00:17:28,486 --> 00:17:31,322 - Yes. I'm your mom. It's my job. 394 00:17:33,449 --> 00:17:36,035 - Oh. [chuckles] 395 00:17:36,077 --> 00:17:37,787 - Well, at least they're having fun. 396 00:17:37,828 --> 00:17:40,331 I think they're going to be really happy together. 397 00:17:40,373 --> 00:17:44,543 - The journal-- maybe there are some clues. 398 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:45,961 Ah. 399 00:17:46,003 --> 00:17:47,755 Read it, young Sean-icus. 400 00:17:49,507 --> 00:17:51,967 - "As a young boy, I never understood 401 00:17:52,009 --> 00:17:55,221 why I could talk to toads." 402 00:17:55,262 --> 00:17:56,972 Toads. 403 00:17:57,014 --> 00:17:59,100 Look for something with toads. 404 00:17:59,141 --> 00:18:01,977 - Toads! 405 00:18:02,019 --> 00:18:04,689 Hold my jacket. 406 00:18:12,154 --> 00:18:13,280 [grunting] 407 00:18:13,322 --> 00:18:15,241 [laughs wildly] 408 00:18:15,282 --> 00:18:17,660 I found it! The Sword of Haggis! 409 00:18:17,702 --> 00:18:19,453 Look, Punky, look what I did! 410 00:18:19,495 --> 00:18:21,747 - Way to go. - Yes! 411 00:18:21,789 --> 00:18:24,667 - I really should have read to the end of his dating profile. 412 00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:25,960 - I got it! 413 00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:28,212 We stab the journal! 414 00:18:28,254 --> 00:18:30,214 - You got it, young Warlock Jones-- 415 00:18:30,256 --> 00:18:31,841 I mean Sean. 416 00:18:33,759 --> 00:18:35,678 - [yells] 417 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,556 both: * Don't want no chocolate chip * 418 00:18:38,597 --> 00:18:41,475 * Don't want strawberry or peach * 419 00:18:41,517 --> 00:18:43,686 * She's my favorite flavor * 420 00:18:43,728 --> 00:18:46,772 * She's my favorite treat * 421 00:18:46,814 --> 00:18:48,774 - Yeah. 422 00:18:48,816 --> 00:18:51,694 Hey, you totally just helped me through that writer's block. 423 00:18:51,736 --> 00:18:53,696 You're like my little mini muse. 424 00:18:53,738 --> 00:18:56,365 - Cool. You can thank me on Venmo. 425 00:18:58,492 --> 00:19:00,911 - The only thing I could find on EvanLovesDogs77 426 00:19:00,953 --> 00:19:02,997 is that he once bought a mug on Etsy 427 00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:05,541 that says "But First, Coffee." 428 00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:08,836 - Dude, you stalking your mom's date on Google 429 00:19:08,878 --> 00:19:11,797 is so wrong in so many different ways. 430 00:19:11,839 --> 00:19:13,883 - There has to be something wrong with him. 431 00:19:13,924 --> 00:19:15,676 Aren't you worried? 432 00:19:15,718 --> 00:19:18,888 - I'm guessing this isn't just about Evan. 433 00:19:18,929 --> 00:19:20,347 What's going on with you? 434 00:19:20,389 --> 00:19:24,643 - I just don't want a step...wizard. 435 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:27,480 - Come on, man, it's just a date. 436 00:19:27,521 --> 00:19:29,607 Wait, did you say "wizard"? 437 00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:31,901 - I guess I always thought 438 00:19:31,942 --> 00:19:34,028 you and Mom would get back together. 439 00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:35,529 - Ah, dude. 440 00:19:35,571 --> 00:19:37,323 - Yeah, but now she's out with EvanLovesDogs77, 441 00:19:37,365 --> 00:19:38,699 and you have your emoji girlfriend, 442 00:19:38,741 --> 00:19:40,368 and it's never gonna happen. 443 00:19:40,409 --> 00:19:43,204 Why can't things just be the way they were? 444 00:19:43,245 --> 00:19:44,789 [sighs] - Hey... 445 00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:48,709 the way things were wasn't always great, you know. 446 00:19:48,751 --> 00:19:50,628 Ah, look... 447 00:19:50,669 --> 00:19:52,713 I get our divorce is tough on you sometimes. 448 00:19:52,755 --> 00:19:55,091 I mean, your mom and I are still trying 449 00:19:55,132 --> 00:19:56,634 to figure things out. 450 00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:59,595 But we're still a family. 451 00:19:59,637 --> 00:20:03,099 Hey, we just look a little different. 452 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:04,475 - It's just weird. 453 00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:06,560 It's like you guys get along better together 454 00:20:06,602 --> 00:20:08,187 now that you're apart. 455 00:20:08,229 --> 00:20:10,856 - Yeah. 456 00:20:10,898 --> 00:20:12,900 Yeah. 457 00:20:12,942 --> 00:20:15,528 That's a real good way to put it. 458 00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:20,741 Hey, I'm really feeling what you just said, Diego. 459 00:20:20,783 --> 00:20:23,452 You don't mind if I put that in my ice cream song, do you? 460 00:20:23,494 --> 00:20:25,830 - Just promise me, no dad rap. 461 00:20:25,871 --> 00:20:28,833 [upbeat music] 462 00:20:28,874 --> 00:20:31,502 * * 463 00:20:31,544 --> 00:20:33,129 - Hannah, I'm doing my best here. 464 00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:35,548 I didn't have a mom to talk to about this kind of stuff. 465 00:20:35,589 --> 00:20:37,633 I want you to know that you do. 466 00:20:37,675 --> 00:20:40,344 I'm here. - That's nice. 467 00:20:40,386 --> 00:20:44,014 What if I told you I wish you weren't here? 468 00:20:44,056 --> 00:20:45,933 - I don't really want to be here either. 469 00:20:45,975 --> 00:20:48,602 I thought he was going to take me dancing. 470 00:20:48,644 --> 00:20:51,480 - I'm sorry I worried you. 471 00:20:51,522 --> 00:20:53,482 But also... 472 00:20:53,524 --> 00:20:56,819 Sean and I are having the best time, 473 00:20:56,861 --> 00:21:00,740 and it's really awesome to be able to tell you that, 474 00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,450 even though you are my mom. 475 00:21:02,491 --> 00:21:05,953 Please don't scream, because he'll hear you. 476 00:21:05,995 --> 00:21:09,081 - That's amazing. Mine's a bust. 477 00:21:09,123 --> 00:21:11,167 - Uh, what was that? 478 00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:14,295 - Evan, you seem like a really nice guy, 479 00:21:14,336 --> 00:21:15,671 but it's never going to work. 480 00:21:15,713 --> 00:21:18,966 I have a dog, and he sheds way too much. 481 00:21:19,008 --> 00:21:22,553 - And--and you're gonna choose this dog over me? 482 00:21:24,221 --> 00:21:25,806 I get it. 483 00:21:28,184 --> 00:21:30,186 - [scoffs] Mom, look, 484 00:21:30,227 --> 00:21:33,105 I know that I've been shutting you out lately, 485 00:21:33,147 --> 00:21:34,690 but I was nervous. 486 00:21:34,732 --> 00:21:37,026 And I wanted things to go well. 487 00:21:37,068 --> 00:21:40,613 You know, this whole dating stuff's new territory for me. 488 00:21:40,654 --> 00:21:44,408 - It's new territory for me, too. 489 00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:46,452 Sean's so cute. - I know, right? 490 00:21:46,494 --> 00:21:48,454 [giggles] 491 00:21:48,496 --> 00:21:50,706 - Mm. 492 00:21:53,084 --> 00:21:55,169 [exciting music plays from chest] 493 00:21:55,211 --> 00:21:56,379 - Yes! 494 00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:58,005 - Congratulations. 495 00:21:58,047 --> 00:22:01,175 You've escaped, whereas I am working a double. 496 00:22:01,217 --> 00:22:04,053 - We have saved Snaggletooth Academy! 497 00:22:04,095 --> 00:22:05,846 Huzzah! 498 00:22:05,888 --> 00:22:08,474 - Let's go get a victory photo. - All right! 499 00:22:08,516 --> 00:22:10,601 - Hannah, come on. 500 00:22:10,643 --> 00:22:12,812 [Hannah giggles] 501 00:22:14,897 --> 00:22:18,984 - [sighs] Well, seems the only puzzle I can't solve...is love. 502 00:22:23,114 --> 00:22:25,074 - Hey, you. 503 00:22:25,116 --> 00:22:26,659 - Uh, me? 504 00:22:26,701 --> 00:22:29,120 - You can do way better than that guy. 505 00:22:29,161 --> 00:22:32,081 I'm just a disembodied voice in an escape room 506 00:22:32,123 --> 00:22:36,627 asking a beautiful, slightly older woman to like me. 507 00:22:36,669 --> 00:22:38,796 - I'm flattered. Thank you. 508 00:22:40,631 --> 00:22:42,675 Still got it. 509 00:22:47,805 --> 00:22:50,766 - * You're the sweetest thing * 510 00:22:50,808 --> 00:22:55,021 * My rocky road ice cream * 511 00:22:55,062 --> 00:22:59,442 * But sometimes something good * 512 00:22:59,483 --> 00:23:03,112 * Can still be bittersweet * 513 00:23:03,154 --> 00:23:05,823 * Even though * 514 00:23:05,865 --> 00:23:09,994 * It breaks my heart * 515 00:23:10,036 --> 00:23:14,081 * Maybe we're better together * 516 00:23:14,123 --> 00:23:16,751 * Apart * 517 00:23:16,792 --> 00:23:18,169 audience: Aww. - Wow. 518 00:23:18,210 --> 00:23:19,962 - [grunts] Hey. 519 00:23:20,004 --> 00:23:23,382 That's, uh--it's just a song about ice cream. 520 00:23:23,424 --> 00:23:26,927 - Really? Because it seems like a metaphor for love. 521 00:23:26,969 --> 00:23:31,807 - Yeah, about how much I love ice cream. 522 00:23:31,849 --> 00:23:35,519 - So there's no deeper meaning? 523 00:23:35,561 --> 00:23:40,024 Because that song really... 524 00:23:40,066 --> 00:23:43,402 makes me want... 525 00:23:43,444 --> 00:23:45,237 ice cream. 526 00:23:47,323 --> 00:23:49,742 - [exhales]