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SparklePalooza, give it up
for the world's next big musical legends.
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One, two, three, four.
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♪ We've got to hug and rub-a-dub ♪
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♪ We've got to dance and be in love ♪
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♪ Are you gonna go my way? ♪
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♪ And I gotta, gotta know ♪
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And now, over here on lead guitar,
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my best friend,
the six-string slayer, Otis!
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Woo-hoo!
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I'm gonna melt your face off!
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And over here on drums,
the master of the beat, Reggie!
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I'm a donkey.
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Okay. I thought he'd say
a little more than that.
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Now finally, on lead vocals,
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the pony with soul is me, Thelma.
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And we are The Rusty Buckets!
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Woo-hoo! Yeah!
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Hey, Otis, do you know what time it is?
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Oh, I know what time it is.
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Thelma, do you know what time it is?
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Heck yeah, I know what time it is.
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Thelma! Thelma!
Thelma! Thelma! Thelma!
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Whoo!
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Thelma! Thelma!
Thelma! Thelma! Thelma!
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- ♪ Are you gonna go my way? ♪
We love you, Thelma!
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- Ooh! Ouch.
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We need softer hay.
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Oho! That was sick!
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Yeah, you got, like,
three feet of air that time.
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Well, I hope the judges like it.
I just busted my tailbone, dude.
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Can I be real with you guys?
I don't think it's gonna be enough.
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Okay.
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If we really wanna
kill this audition tomorrow,
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we're gonna need some pyrotechnics.
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Ooh, you even got a big guy in there.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. What?! Oh!
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- Well, see you guys at work tomorrow.
Go, go, go!
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What the heck was that?!
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♪ Don't you ever be sad... ♪
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- Morning, Thelma.
- Morning, Bob.
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Hey, Bessie.
I thought you had the week off.
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Nope. People gotta have their cheese.
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Girl, you crack me up,
getting all that overtime.
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I hear you. I see you.
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Thelma!
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Whoop-whoop!
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Hey, Otis!
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- What you doing? How you feeling?
- Ah! Ooh! Yah! Hee!
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So you ready for the big audition tonight?
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Yeah, I'm ready. Let's do the dang thing.
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We've been trying
to hit it big for way too long.
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Oh, come on. It hasn't been that long.
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It's been ten years.
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Don't you finally wanna play
somewhere that matters?
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I'm happy playing music anywhere,
as long as it's with you.
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Thelma, watch out!
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Whoa!
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You trying to kill me, Reggie?
You need to cut them bangs, son.
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My bad.
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Aw, dang it. Not again.
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Hey. So, uh,
how are those new lyrics coming along?
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What lyrics?
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You know, the lyrics for the one song
you don't have lyrics for.
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Come on, Otis.
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That thing has stumped me
since I was a kid.
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And now, the world premiere
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of Nikki Narwhal's latest music video,
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"Blubber Trouble."
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You've gotta see this.
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Hold up. I gotta see this.
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♪ They say there's plenty of fish
Swimming round in the sea ♪
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♪ Well, don't believe what they say
There ain't another like me ♪
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♪ Don't let this one get away
'Cause, you see, I'm unique ♪
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♪ I'm unique, I'm unique ♪
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♪ Baby, you've got blubber trouble
I'm about to blow your bubble... ♪
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Wow. Now there's someone who has it all.
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No way. Nikki's such a sellout.
She's as fake as it gets.
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Who cares? That girl gets to sing
at SparklePalooza every year.
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That'll be us someday. I just know it.
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Hey, Thelma, Otis!
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Yeah, what do you want?
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- This manure isn't gonna move itself.
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Yeah, Thelma. I can't work like this.
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Yeah, I got you. I'm coming.
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Come on, Thelma,
give us that manure.
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We're starving.
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{\an8}Y'all better not be laying eggs
in my hair.
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She's a fly eater! Get him out!
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I was in her brain!
I was in her brain!
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- I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh no.
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Please don't see me.
Please don't see me. Please--
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Oof.
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{\an8}
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{\an8}Look at that avalanche of doo-doo,
done fell right on her.
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Thelma, is this your routine
for the audition tonight?
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No, Zirconia.
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You know I'm singing.
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You gotta be joking.
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Ain't nobody on earth wanna
hear music from a plain old farm pony.
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You look disgusting.
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Girl, we have the looks and the talent.
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And you got nothing.
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- Ew! What you doing?
- Hey!
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At least I don't have crusty old pink eye.
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What? Esteban, is she for real?
Do I have pink eye?
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Yeah, I think you do.
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Opening tonight
for our SparklePalooza talent search,
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we bring you the Rhinestone Fillies.
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- Yah!
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♪ Come on, shake your body
Baby, do the conga ♪
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♪ I know you can't control yourself
Any longer ♪
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- ♪ Feel the rhythm of the music... ♪
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Woo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
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Is this a dream,
or is it reality?
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Ooh!
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♪ Come on, shake your body
Baby, do the conga ♪
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Oh!
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Whoo! Yeah! That's what I'm talking about.
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Otis, I'm so nervous I feel like
my heart's gonna drop out of my butt.
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That's scientifically impossible.
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- No, really, I can feel it.
Hello!
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Next up on our talent search tonight,
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an original song performed by, uh...
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The Rusty Buckets?
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You got this.
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Whoo.
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Hey, everybody.
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We're The Rusty Buckets,
and... and we're really excited--
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{\an8}Next!
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Wait, wait. What?
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{\an8}Off the stage, please.
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But we didn't even get
a chance to perform our song.
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{\an8}I'm sorry, kid. There's no future here.
Okay? Keep it moving.
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Hold up.
We've waited years for this opportunity.
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{\an8}- What's not working for you?
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{\an8}Look, babe, you just don't have "it."
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"It"? What do you mean?
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We just want people with a certain look.
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Someone that sparkles
and lights up the stage,
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not some forgettable farm pony.
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What?
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{\an8}Yo, yo, you gotta be something special
to perform at SparklePalooza.
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{\an8}I'm sorry,
but you will never perform there.
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Now, you listen here, buddy-- Whoa!
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- Oh!
- Whoa.
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Thelma!
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You'll never perform there.
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Now, you listen here, buddy--
Whoa!
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Never gonna happen!
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Good evening, fair maiden.
Why the long face?
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I have come from afar to cheer thee up.
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Wilt thou join me on a quest?
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Sure.
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Let me transport you
to a realm of goblins, sorcery,
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and 19th-century homesteaders
on the Oregon Trail.
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{\an8}It's a completely original
role-playing game I've been developing.
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{\an8}I call it Dungeons and Wagons.
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What?
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Mmm!
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My character is
a donkey warlord named Donk-Truvious.
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Check it out. He's got a fake nipple
that doubles as a ninja star.
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Whoops.
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- Donk who?
- Here, this is your character.
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She's a hardened pioneer pony
who dabbles in martial arts.
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She also just beat cholera,
so she has super high stamina points.
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- What do you wanna call her?
Horse Lady?
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Come on, you can do better than that.
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Okay, fine. Then Sad Horse Lady.
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What? That's weak.
- Why can't I just be this unicorn?
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Oh, sorry, everyone wants to be her.
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She's a level 300 cleric.
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{\an8}You can only unlock her after you sell
your soul to a shape-shifter warlock.
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Okay, okay, so our wagon train
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has just been attacked
by a horde of goblins,
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and we are the only survivors.
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I'm sorry, Otis.
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This game is really great,
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but I'm just too bummed out
to play it right now.
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Hey, don't worry about
what happened tonight.
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Pfft! Yeah, right.
You heard what those judges said.
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It's never gonna happen for us.
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No way, Thelma.
We're just getting started.
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We'll have plenty of other chances.
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No.
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Everyone's always told me
I didn't have the right looks for this.
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And you know what? I think they're right.
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Well, I think you're perfect.
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Good night, Thelma.
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Yay, breakfast!
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Group photo, everyone.
We did it.
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Rhinestone Fillies, man.
We killed that last night.
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Ew. Move your eyeball.
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Did we show up and show out?
Yes, we did!
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That was amazing!
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Wait, hold on now.
Make sure you get my good eye.
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- Thelma?
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Mmm...
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Oh, hey.
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Hey, weirdo. Nice carrot horn.
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Otis, what do I remind you of?
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Uh... A pony with a large edible mass
growing out of its brain?
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What? No, you ding-dong.
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Come on, for real this time. Try again.
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Ah.
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Wait, I got it. You're a carrot
with a pony stuck to its butt.
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Wrong! Come on, Otis.
You can do better than that.
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Uh... Oh, you're the new mascot
for Root Vegetable Awareness Month.
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Otis, you're killing me.
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Look out!
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- Huh?
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Ugh! Gross! What is this stuff?
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Uh... Thelma, I think you better
go take a look at yourself.
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I swear, that dude
needs to learn how to drive.
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What?
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I'm a unicorn.
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I'm a unicorn.
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I'm a unicorn!
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Woo-hoo!
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A fake unicorn.
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Ha ha! Who cares?
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Take a picture of me
so I can post it on Pigstagram.
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Oh! Wait, wait, wait.
Let me delete my old account first.
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I'm gonna create a whole new profile.
It'll be like the old me never existed.
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Don't delete the old you.
I'm friends with the old you.
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{\an8}- Yeah.
- Are you kidding?
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Here. Just take the photo.
Just take the photo.
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Okay, okay, okay. Ready?
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One, two, three.
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- Let me see. Let me see. How do I look?
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Oh.
Man, stop playing with me.
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- For real this time.
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Look! Look! There's a unicorn!
I told you they were real!
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Unicorn, unicorn, unicorn,
unicorn, unicorn, unicorn!
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- Unicorn!
- Whoo!
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So you're just gonna let people think
you're a real unicorn now?
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This is the best day of my life.
Oh my gosh, she's so beautiful.
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Well, I'm definitely
not gonna break that little girl's heart.
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Hi.
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- Oh, hey, baby. What's your name?
- Suzie.
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- What's your name?
- Thelma.
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Thelma?
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Thelma the Unicorn?
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Can I take your picture?
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Yeah, girl.
Course you can take my picture.
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But watch out.
246
00:14:45,501 --> 00:14:47,959
- My sparkles might blow up your phone.
247
00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:50,501
- Is this real? This is a mirage.
I can't believe this.
248
00:14:50,501 --> 00:14:52,209
What a dream duo.
Okay, get ready.
249
00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:53,584
Say "cheese."
250
00:14:53,584 --> 00:14:55,168
Cheese!
251
00:14:55,168 --> 00:14:57,126
Smile with them teeth!
252
00:14:57,126 --> 00:14:59,001
Honey, all of your teeth.
- Like this?
253
00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:01,126
Too much teeth, baby.
254
00:15:01,126 --> 00:15:03,334
Unicorn dust?
255
00:15:03,334 --> 00:15:05,376
I'll bet it tastes like candy.
256
00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:07,459
- Ooh, rub some of that dust on me.
257
00:15:07,459 --> 00:15:09,668
Here you go.
- Thank you so much.
258
00:15:09,668 --> 00:15:11,793
Check this out.
259
00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:13,668
Hold up.
260
00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:15,668
I don't believe it. A real unicorn!
261
00:15:15,668 --> 00:15:19,376
I wonder if she can grant me
eternal youth.
262
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:22,376
- Can your horn shoot lasers?
- Um...
263
00:15:22,376 --> 00:15:25,126
- Does your poo smell like flowers?
- Well...
264
00:15:25,126 --> 00:15:27,793
- What color is your blood?
- Rainbow colored.
265
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:31,918
- You don't really sound like a unicorn.
- Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
266
00:15:31,918 --> 00:15:34,251
I thought they were supposed
to sound like...
267
00:15:34,251 --> 00:15:38,293
"Hi, I'm a unicorn!
My tears turn into glitter and cupcakes!"
268
00:15:38,293 --> 00:15:41,293
Yeah, well, all those unicorns
got eaten by dragons.
269
00:15:41,293 --> 00:15:43,668
Oh.
270
00:15:43,668 --> 00:15:45,459
Can you do anything magical?
271
00:15:45,459 --> 00:15:47,709
- Magical?
Yeah, can you?
272
00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:50,251
Uh... Yeah. I can sing.
273
00:15:50,251 --> 00:15:51,543
Sing for us!
274
00:15:51,543 --> 00:15:52,751
- Sing for us!
- Sing!
275
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:53,668
Please?
276
00:15:53,668 --> 00:15:56,459
Otis, go get your guitar.
This is our big chance.
277
00:15:56,459 --> 00:15:58,001
You can't be serious.
278
00:15:58,001 --> 00:16:00,251
- You wanna perform like this?
- Yes!
279
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,293
Um... Excuse me?
280
00:16:02,876 --> 00:16:05,376
Are you really a real unicorn?
281
00:16:12,376 --> 00:16:14,543
Yes. Yes, I am.
282
00:16:18,334 --> 00:16:20,168
- No way!
- Cool.
283
00:16:20,168 --> 00:16:21,459
All right!
284
00:16:21,459 --> 00:16:23,209
Psst. Thelma.
285
00:16:23,209 --> 00:16:24,209
Reggie?
286
00:16:24,209 --> 00:16:26,584
The new makeover looks sick.
287
00:16:27,251 --> 00:16:28,626
Otis, get over there.
288
00:16:28,626 --> 00:16:30,501
You've gotta be kidding me.
289
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:46,918
♪ Something's moving
Something's there ♪
290
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:51,084
♪ Something's blooming in the air ♪
291
00:16:51,084 --> 00:16:53,084
♪ I can hear it ♪
292
00:16:53,084 --> 00:16:56,793
♪ There's a spirit whispering in my ear ♪
293
00:16:59,168 --> 00:17:01,043
♪ And it's growing ♪
294
00:17:01,043 --> 00:17:03,209
♪ Growing fast ♪
295
00:17:03,209 --> 00:17:06,876
♪ Like the phoenix rising from the ash ♪
296
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:08,918
♪ It's amazing ♪
297
00:17:09,543 --> 00:17:13,834
♪ Once you face it
Then you can't look back ♪
298
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,793
♪ Can you feel it? ♪
299
00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:19,043
♪ It's alive ♪
300
00:17:19,626 --> 00:17:23,584
♪ And it's never, never gonna die ♪
301
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,626
♪ Don't you fight it ♪
302
00:17:25,626 --> 00:17:27,126
♪ Just ignite it ♪
303
00:17:27,126 --> 00:17:29,543
♪ The fire inside ♪
304
00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:32,834
Otis, I think they like it!
305
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,543
I know. Keep going! Keep going!
306
00:17:35,959 --> 00:17:38,001
♪ I've been dreaming for so long ♪
307
00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:39,959
♪ Dreaming of a song ♪
308
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:43,918
♪ That the people love to sing along ♪
309
00:17:43,918 --> 00:17:45,584
♪ Now I'm screaming ♪
310
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:50,043
♪ Screaming at the top of my lungs ♪
311
00:17:50,043 --> 00:17:52,334
- ♪ Yeah ♪
312
00:17:52,334 --> 00:17:53,876
♪ Can you feel it? ♪
313
00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:55,918
♪ It's alive ♪
314
00:17:55,918 --> 00:17:59,793
♪ And it's never, never gonna die ♪
315
00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:02,251
- ♪ Can you feel it? ♪
316
00:18:02,251 --> 00:18:03,959
- ♪ It's alive ♪
317
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:08,334
♪ And it's never gonna die ♪
318
00:18:08,334 --> 00:18:10,334
♪ Don't you fight it ♪
319
00:18:10,334 --> 00:18:12,251
- ♪ Just ignite it ♪
320
00:18:12,251 --> 00:18:16,501
♪ There's a light on and it's shining ♪
321
00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:17,959
♪ Don't you fight it ♪
322
00:18:18,626 --> 00:18:19,959
♪ Just ignite it ♪
323
00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:22,168
♪ The fire inside ♪
324
00:18:24,251 --> 00:18:26,418
♪ The fire inside ♪
325
00:18:31,584 --> 00:18:34,501
Yeah!
326
00:18:37,293 --> 00:18:38,626
Again! Again!
327
00:18:39,209 --> 00:18:40,626
That was awesome!
328
00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:49,168
Well... [exhales] ...looks like
we're going to see a unicorn.
329
00:18:52,209 --> 00:18:53,376
Suffice it to say,
330
00:18:53,376 --> 00:18:57,209
we don't get many unicorns
putting on rock shows in these parts.
331
00:18:57,209 --> 00:18:59,709
That's just not something
you see in this region.
332
00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:01,418
No, not generally.
333
00:19:01,418 --> 00:19:05,376
- Thanks for coming. You too, bald guy.
- Yeah, Thelma! Woo-hoo-hoo!
334
00:19:05,376 --> 00:19:06,376
Yeah!
335
00:19:06,376 --> 00:19:08,918
All right.
Don't forget about my band.
336
00:19:08,918 --> 00:19:12,126
- Hey, you guys want my autograph?
No, thanks.
337
00:19:12,126 --> 00:19:15,584
I can't believe it, Otis.
People actually liked our music!
338
00:19:15,584 --> 00:19:17,709
That was insane!
339
00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:20,418
Uh, but I think we should try
to get that stuff off you now.
340
00:19:20,418 --> 00:19:23,793
What? No way. Uh-uh.
I'm not washing this off.
341
00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:25,793
This is exactly
what I've been waiting for.
342
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:29,751
- I'm finally special.
- You were special before all this, Thelma.
343
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,751
You don't need this unicorn stuff.
344
00:19:31,751 --> 00:19:35,834
And why not? You pretend all the time.
You're Dank-Poopy-Butt, or whatever it is.
345
00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:37,334
It's Donk-Truvious.
346
00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:40,043
And it's totally different.
That's just a game.
347
00:19:40,043 --> 00:19:41,626
But think about it, Otis.
348
00:19:41,626 --> 00:19:45,209
No one even paid attention to us
until I turned into this unicorn.
349
00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:48,876
The Rusty Buckets finally have
a lead singer that looks like a star.
350
00:19:48,876 --> 00:19:51,876
Yeah, but I didn't think
this would be a forever thing.
351
00:19:51,876 --> 00:19:54,876
Come on. People are finally
giving our music a chance.
352
00:19:57,251 --> 00:19:58,918
Fine.
353
00:20:00,501 --> 00:20:03,251
Otis, look!
354
00:20:03,251 --> 00:20:05,001
- Yeah!
355
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,084
♪ We're dancing
Dropping the beat ♪
356
00:20:14,084 --> 00:20:15,126
♪ Splish, splash ♪
357
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,876
♪ We're the Pool Boys
We're the Pool Boys ♪
358
00:20:17,876 --> 00:20:20,251
♪ We're gonna jump in ♪
359
00:20:20,251 --> 00:20:22,668
- ♪ Clean ♪
- ♪ Keep it so clean ♪
360
00:20:22,668 --> 00:20:25,126
♪ Pool Boys
We're the Pool Boys ♪
361
00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:26,626
♪ Keep it so clean ♪
362
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,626
♪ Scrub-a-dub-dub
You know what's up ♪
363
00:20:28,626 --> 00:20:30,584
♪ Pool Boys looking super buff ♪
364
00:20:30,584 --> 00:20:32,668
♪ Rain or shine, you are fine-- ♪
365
00:20:32,668 --> 00:20:34,418
- Pool Boys!
366
00:20:34,918 --> 00:20:36,543
What in the heck are you doing?
367
00:20:36,543 --> 00:20:40,001
I already done told y'all
no more dillydallying around the veranda.
368
00:20:41,376 --> 00:20:43,584
Ah!
- Nikki!
369
00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:46,001
Hey, hey, you guys!
370
00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:49,043
Ba-bam! Guess who's back in the house?
371
00:20:50,293 --> 00:20:52,334
Aah.
372
00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:57,293
Good morning, Megan.
How's my favorite little assistant?
373
00:20:57,293 --> 00:20:59,876
- Doing great, Nikki.
374
00:20:59,876 --> 00:21:02,876
Get in here, boys. The water's great.
375
00:21:02,876 --> 00:21:03,876
Whoo!
376
00:21:03,876 --> 00:21:05,126
Whoo!
377
00:21:05,126 --> 00:21:09,626
So you've got a photo shoot at noon,
a blubber massage at one, and...
378
00:21:09,626 --> 00:21:10,543
- Oh!
379
00:21:10,543 --> 00:21:13,084
...you're getting
a seaweed colonic at three.
380
00:21:13,084 --> 00:21:14,834
- Blech.
381
00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:17,293
Hey, Nikki. What a morning.
382
00:21:30,209 --> 00:21:34,251
♪ If you can feel what I am feeling
Then the truth is just believing ♪
383
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:35,793
- Wow!
- ♪ You're my ♪
384
00:21:36,459 --> 00:21:38,459
♪ You're my diamond girl ♪
385
00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:42,293
- Oh, baby.
386
00:21:42,293 --> 00:21:45,918
Nikki, there's an awful review
of your show in the paper.
387
00:21:45,918 --> 00:21:48,168
I don't want you to hear it at all.
388
00:21:48,168 --> 00:21:49,084
Listen.
389
00:21:49,084 --> 00:21:53,251
{\an8}"A bloated whale carcass was discovered
in Las Vegas Friday night,
390
00:21:53,251 --> 00:21:56,376
{\an8}300 miles from the nearest beach."
391
00:21:56,376 --> 00:21:58,043
"It was Nikki Narwhal,
392
00:21:58,043 --> 00:22:01,293
{\an8}whose new show has a smell of low tide."
393
00:22:01,293 --> 00:22:02,876
{\an8}Ooh, ouchie.
394
00:22:02,876 --> 00:22:05,376
- Vic, why are you reading this to me?
395
00:22:05,376 --> 00:22:09,584
- Yeah, Vic, what the heck?
- Well, because I'm your manager, darling.
396
00:22:10,168 --> 00:22:12,126
I don't care what the critics say.
397
00:22:12,126 --> 00:22:14,168
My fans love "Blubber Trouble."
398
00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,918
It's the number one song
in the world right now.
399
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:20,334
You're right, Nikki.
Number one, but with a two after it. Heh.
400
00:22:21,543 --> 00:22:24,543
Nikki, I'm going to tell you like it is
because I love ya.
401
00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:26,501
Your fame is on life support.
402
00:22:26,501 --> 00:22:31,876
If we don't find some kind of a jolt soon,
your career will be dead as a dodo.
403
00:22:31,876 --> 00:22:33,418
Well, then fix it!
404
00:22:34,626 --> 00:22:38,084
We need to build your brand
beyond the music, Nikki.
405
00:22:38,084 --> 00:22:40,418
We need to strategize.
406
00:22:40,418 --> 00:22:43,126
- You're the manager. You strategize.
407
00:22:43,126 --> 00:22:47,001
- Megan, get me a bucket of cod. Now!
408
00:22:47,001 --> 00:22:48,668
You got it, girlfriend.
409
00:22:50,251 --> 00:22:51,376
♪ Jump, jump ♪
410
00:22:52,709 --> 00:22:54,001
♪ Uh-huh ♪
411
00:22:54,501 --> 00:22:55,876
- Later, Vic.
412
00:23:01,334 --> 00:23:02,876
Oh.
413
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:08,418
Uh-oh. That's not good.
414
00:23:08,418 --> 00:23:11,543
You just summoned a demon.
415
00:23:11,543 --> 00:23:14,084
Oh yeah? Well, bring it on, demon.
416
00:23:14,084 --> 00:23:15,709
Spoon attack.
417
00:23:15,709 --> 00:23:17,084
- Deflected!
- Yah! Yah! Yah!
418
00:23:19,376 --> 00:23:23,209
Ooh. No! You've taken my soul!
419
00:23:26,001 --> 00:23:27,959
Hold up. Do you hear that?
420
00:23:27,959 --> 00:23:29,418
Uh... Yeah.
421
00:23:48,418 --> 00:23:50,668
Whoa. Is that--
422
00:23:50,668 --> 00:23:54,293
That's... That's Peggy Purvis,
the legendary music producer!
423
00:23:54,293 --> 00:23:57,001
No way! I... I thought she retired.
424
00:23:57,001 --> 00:23:58,751
What is she doing here?
425
00:23:58,751 --> 00:24:01,751
I believe she's here
to see you, little missy.
426
00:24:01,751 --> 00:24:03,709
- Whoa.
427
00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:06,751
Oh, those are some stinky licks.
428
00:24:07,834 --> 00:24:09,668
You're pretty stanky yourself.
429
00:24:09,668 --> 00:24:12,751
Woo-hoo! That sounded amazing, y'all!
430
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:14,418
Thelma!
431
00:24:14,418 --> 00:24:17,959
Thelma! Thelma!
I just got to jam with a guitar legend!
432
00:24:17,959 --> 00:24:20,043
I know! That's so crazy!
433
00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:21,459
Thelma, right?
434
00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:22,584
Peggy Purvis.
435
00:24:22,584 --> 00:24:24,918
Wow. Uh, I'm a huge fan.
436
00:24:24,918 --> 00:24:27,834
That song you sang on the news today?
437
00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:30,834
I ain't never heard anything like it.
438
00:24:30,834 --> 00:24:32,543
For real? Thank you.
439
00:24:32,543 --> 00:24:34,251
How'd you come up with it?
440
00:24:34,251 --> 00:24:37,918
Oh, that old thing?
I wrote that a long time ago.
441
00:24:37,918 --> 00:24:40,501
I just never had a chance
to play it for anybody.
442
00:24:40,501 --> 00:24:43,584
Gee, kid, you're really something special.
443
00:24:43,584 --> 00:24:45,418
And she's a unicorn.
444
00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:47,834
I don't care what she is.
445
00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:51,293
This girl, she could sing the phone book
and make you cry.
446
00:24:51,293 --> 00:24:53,293
I don't know about that.
447
00:24:53,293 --> 00:24:56,126
So, you kids wanna make a record?
448
00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:04,251
Knock-knock. Anyone home?
449
00:25:05,918 --> 00:25:08,709
Are you serious? That would be our dream.
450
00:25:08,709 --> 00:25:10,168
But I thought that you, uh...
451
00:25:10,168 --> 00:25:12,793
Stopped producing music
after I went blind?
452
00:25:12,793 --> 00:25:15,709
Yeah, well,
maybe you could be my comeback.
453
00:25:17,501 --> 00:25:20,459
Grab your bags.
I'm not getting any younger.
454
00:25:20,459 --> 00:25:24,001
We're making an album with Peggy Purvis?
455
00:25:24,001 --> 00:25:25,293
What?!
456
00:25:40,751 --> 00:25:41,626
Watch your step.
457
00:25:49,876 --> 00:25:51,543
Wow.
458
00:25:51,543 --> 00:25:54,001
I've never been in a real studio before.
459
00:25:54,001 --> 00:25:55,293
Whoa!
460
00:25:56,334 --> 00:25:59,668
- Oh!
461
00:25:59,668 --> 00:26:01,668
Well, get used to it.
462
00:26:01,668 --> 00:26:04,084
My gut tells me
you gonna be in here a lot.
463
00:26:04,793 --> 00:26:06,626
No way!
464
00:26:06,626 --> 00:26:09,126
You recorded Patsy Swine
and Smokey Buffalo here?
465
00:26:09,126 --> 00:26:10,168
Sure did.
466
00:26:10,168 --> 00:26:13,001
Someday, The Rusty Buckets'
picture's gonna be up there too.
467
00:26:13,001 --> 00:26:13,959
Boom.
468
00:26:18,418 --> 00:26:19,459
You know, it's funny.
469
00:26:19,459 --> 00:26:23,084
A lot of people told us we'd never make it
'cause we didn't look like stars.
470
00:26:23,084 --> 00:26:26,459
Well, it's a good thing
I don't care what you look like, Thelma.
471
00:26:27,084 --> 00:26:29,001
Peggy, be real with me.
472
00:26:29,001 --> 00:26:31,043
Do you think you could get us
into SparklePalooza?
473
00:26:31,043 --> 00:26:34,418
Nope, can't guarantee you
anything like that.
474
00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:38,209
But you can get yourself
to SparklePalooza by singing the truth.
475
00:26:38,209 --> 00:26:39,709
Sing it from your heart.
476
00:26:40,918 --> 00:26:43,543
Yeah, I got this one song
I've been working on
477
00:26:43,543 --> 00:26:45,126
since I was a little kid.
478
00:26:45,126 --> 00:26:48,668
- Just never found the right words for it.
- Baby, don't worry about it.
479
00:26:48,668 --> 00:26:50,584
Lyrics are like food poisoning.
480
00:26:50,584 --> 00:26:52,543
It hits you when you least expect it.
481
00:26:53,959 --> 00:26:56,584
Now show me what you got cooking
in that songbook of yours.
482
00:26:57,168 --> 00:26:58,459
It's time to jam!
483
00:27:10,709 --> 00:27:13,251
♪ If we all come from nothing ♪
484
00:27:13,876 --> 00:27:16,626
♪ If we're all made of stars ♪
485
00:27:16,626 --> 00:27:19,459
♪ If trees can grow from tiny seeds ♪
486
00:27:19,459 --> 00:27:22,418
♪ If destiny is to live your dreams ♪
487
00:27:22,418 --> 00:27:26,043
- ♪ I say, why? ♪
- ♪ Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? ♪
488
00:27:26,043 --> 00:27:27,584
- ♪ Why? ♪
- ♪ Why, why, why, why? ♪
489
00:27:27,584 --> 00:27:28,543
♪ Whoo! ♪
490
00:27:28,543 --> 00:27:30,126
♪ Can't it be me? ♪
491
00:27:31,584 --> 00:27:34,251
♪ Woo-hoo, ooh ♪
492
00:27:35,418 --> 00:27:38,334
♪ My roots run deep, so I can't fall ♪
493
00:27:38,334 --> 00:27:41,751
♪ My dreams don't sleep
They just grow tall ♪
494
00:27:41,751 --> 00:27:44,709
♪ I can rise without fear ♪
495
00:27:44,709 --> 00:27:47,334
♪ Let my truth be all I hear ♪
496
00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:51,584
- ♪ I said why, why, why can't it be me? ♪
- ♪ Why, why, why, can't it be me? ♪
497
00:27:52,376 --> 00:27:53,959
♪ Oh! ♪
498
00:27:53,959 --> 00:27:57,959
- ♪ Why, why, why can't it be me? ♪
- ♪ Why, why, why can't it be me? ♪
499
00:27:59,584 --> 00:28:00,793
♪ Why can't it be me? ♪
500
00:28:00,793 --> 00:28:02,209
♪ Yeah ♪
501
00:28:02,209 --> 00:28:05,876
♪ Why can't it be me? ♪
502
00:28:07,626 --> 00:28:10,751
- Honey, I think you better take this.
503
00:28:14,584 --> 00:28:15,418
Mmm.
504
00:28:15,418 --> 00:28:18,251
Peggy, darling,
I've got great news for you.
505
00:28:18,251 --> 00:28:21,251
It's Vic Diamond.
Listen, I'm so glad you answered,
506
00:28:21,251 --> 00:28:23,626
because I thought
you'd probably be dead by now.
507
00:28:23,626 --> 00:28:26,876
- Hey, I'm delighted to be wrong this time.
508
00:28:26,876 --> 00:28:28,251
What do you want, Vic?
509
00:28:28,251 --> 00:28:29,834
Well, buckle up, Peggy.
510
00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:33,334
I've called to make you
and that singing unicorn an offer...
511
00:28:34,668 --> 00:28:37,418
...an offer you cannot refuse.
512
00:28:37,418 --> 00:28:41,668
Uh... Yes, I can. Check this out. Refused.
513
00:28:41,668 --> 00:28:46,709
Oh. Then I suppose you're not interested
in her opening for Nikki Narwhal today
514
00:28:46,709 --> 00:28:48,959
at her live show.
515
00:28:48,959 --> 00:28:50,543
Not gonna happen, Vic.
516
00:28:50,543 --> 00:28:54,584
Come on, Peggy.
I don't have time for patty-cake.
517
00:28:54,584 --> 00:28:55,793
I don't have the cake,
518
00:28:55,793 --> 00:28:59,418
and you know darn well
I don't have the patties.
519
00:29:04,251 --> 00:29:05,459
Ah.
520
00:29:05,459 --> 00:29:09,418
You wouldn't want to be the only one
standing in the way of her success,
521
00:29:09,418 --> 00:29:10,334
would you?
522
00:29:13,959 --> 00:29:15,293
What? What is it?
523
00:29:15,959 --> 00:29:18,793
You kids wanna open
for Nikki Narwhal this afternoon?
524
00:29:18,793 --> 00:29:21,626
What?! Are you serious?
525
00:29:21,626 --> 00:29:23,126
I don't know, Thelma.
526
00:29:23,126 --> 00:29:26,001
I don't think we're ready
for a big stage like that.
527
00:29:26,001 --> 00:29:29,293
What are you talking about?
This is a huge opportunity.
528
00:29:29,293 --> 00:29:31,209
I know we already talked about this,
529
00:29:31,209 --> 00:29:34,043
but don't you wanna
wash the paint off first?
530
00:29:34,043 --> 00:29:35,168
No way, man.
531
00:29:35,168 --> 00:29:37,584
I ain't gonna mess this up.
It'll ruin everything.
532
00:29:37,584 --> 00:29:39,418
Peggy, we'll do it!
533
00:29:55,668 --> 00:29:58,459
♪ Ah, let's do it
Let's dance ♪
534
00:29:58,459 --> 00:30:00,376
♪ Dance across the floor ♪
535
00:30:00,376 --> 00:30:02,251
♪ Get to it
Let's dance ♪
536
00:30:02,251 --> 00:30:04,168
♪ Let's do it some more ♪
537
00:30:04,168 --> 00:30:06,751
♪ Ah, let's do it
Let's dance ♪
538
00:30:06,751 --> 00:30:08,668
♪ Let's dance across the floor ♪
539
00:30:08,668 --> 00:30:11,168
♪ Ah, get to it
Let's dance ♪
540
00:30:11,168 --> 00:30:13,209
♪ Let's do it some more ♪
541
00:30:13,209 --> 00:30:14,876
- ♪ With your baby... ♪
542
00:30:14,876 --> 00:30:18,418
Peggy, darling, baby, looking great.
543
00:30:18,418 --> 00:30:21,584
Did you just buy your clothes at a rodeo?
544
00:30:21,584 --> 00:30:22,959
Yeehaw.
545
00:30:22,959 --> 00:30:24,793
- Vic.
546
00:30:25,459 --> 00:30:27,709
Still rocking that handsome smile.
547
00:30:27,709 --> 00:30:28,959
- Good for you.
548
00:30:28,959 --> 00:30:30,126
Enough!
549
00:30:30,918 --> 00:30:34,793
Oh, baby, look at you. You're a star.
550
00:30:34,793 --> 00:30:37,876
Like a fluffy piece
of cotton candy with legs.
551
00:30:37,876 --> 00:30:40,626
Yeah, well, I'm nothing without my band.
552
00:30:40,626 --> 00:30:43,751
Vicky D! What up?
553
00:30:43,751 --> 00:30:46,918
Oh, hello, donkey boys.
554
00:30:46,918 --> 00:30:51,876
Hey, look, I bought us
some matching diamond bracelets.
555
00:30:51,876 --> 00:30:55,168
And wowee, they're connected.
556
00:30:55,168 --> 00:30:56,834
- Uh...
- Okay.
557
00:30:58,834 --> 00:31:00,001
{\an8}
558
00:31:00,001 --> 00:31:01,751
{\an8}Come on, child. Let's go.
559
00:31:02,876 --> 00:31:06,293
Yeah! Whoo!
560
00:31:11,501 --> 00:31:13,334
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey... ♪
Wow.
561
00:31:13,334 --> 00:31:17,376
These dudes sure like to dance.
- These are the Pool Boys.
562
00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:19,876
They say if they stop dancing, they die.
563
00:31:19,876 --> 00:31:21,543
♪ Say hey, hey, hey... ♪
564
00:31:23,709 --> 00:31:26,709
Right this way. Unicorns first.
565
00:31:26,709 --> 00:31:27,959
Wow.
566
00:31:28,709 --> 00:31:31,543
- ♪ Hollywood ♪
567
00:31:32,668 --> 00:31:34,084
♪ Hollywood swinging ♪
568
00:31:35,168 --> 00:31:37,668
I think
they want us to go in that limo.
569
00:31:37,668 --> 00:31:40,334
- ♪ Hollywood... ♪
570
00:31:40,334 --> 00:31:42,334
See you guys at the hotel!
571
00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:44,751
Last one there's a smelly donkey.
572
00:31:44,751 --> 00:31:46,126
Ta-ta!
573
00:31:46,126 --> 00:31:49,209
♪ The city of the stars
Movies, women, and cars... ♪
574
00:31:54,293 --> 00:31:56,709
- ♪ Say hey, hey, hey ♪
575
00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:01,376
- ♪ What ya got to say? ♪
576
00:32:03,084 --> 00:32:05,168
- ♪ Say hey, hey, hey ♪
577
00:32:07,584 --> 00:32:08,876
♪ What ya got to say? ♪
578
00:32:10,334 --> 00:32:12,168
Oh man. What just happened?
579
00:32:12,168 --> 00:32:13,834
{\an8}
580
00:32:15,959 --> 00:32:17,918
- ♪ Hollywood swinging... ♪
- Bummer.
581
00:32:19,209 --> 00:32:20,459
Look.
582
00:32:20,459 --> 00:32:22,793
It's your name in lights.
583
00:32:23,376 --> 00:32:24,584
Wow.
584
00:32:24,584 --> 00:32:25,876
♪ Hollywood swinging ♪
585
00:32:28,751 --> 00:32:31,834
I don't know why
Vic thinks I need some silly unicorn
586
00:32:31,834 --> 00:32:33,876
to sell tickets to my own show!
587
00:32:33,876 --> 00:32:36,084
I've never needed an opening act!
588
00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:38,418
That pink unicorn's got nothing on you.
589
00:32:38,418 --> 00:32:41,043
- Now, hit me with that freestyle.
- Yes, Megan.
590
00:32:41,043 --> 00:32:44,001
♪ Mmm, a whale that sings ♪
591
00:32:44,001 --> 00:32:47,168
♪ Mmm, a whale that sings really well ♪
592
00:32:47,168 --> 00:32:49,751
♪ I'm a better swimmer than you ♪
593
00:32:49,751 --> 00:32:52,293
♪ 'Cause you got four legs
And I got a tail ♪
594
00:32:52,293 --> 00:32:53,668
- What in the...?!
595
00:32:56,543 --> 00:32:58,793
Oh, Nikki, darling.
596
00:32:59,376 --> 00:33:00,293
Megan.
597
00:33:01,709 --> 00:33:05,209
This little honey horse
is Thelma the Unicorn.
598
00:33:05,209 --> 00:33:08,418
She's a big, yet minuscule, fan.
599
00:33:09,084 --> 00:33:10,459
Hey.
600
00:33:11,043 --> 00:33:12,084
- Ugh.
- Okay.
601
00:33:14,584 --> 00:33:17,209
Oh, Nikki, you're so awkward.
602
00:33:18,626 --> 00:33:20,959
Opening today
for the first time ever,
603
00:33:20,959 --> 00:33:26,084
we bring you the viral singing sensation,
Thelma the Unicorn!
604
00:33:26,084 --> 00:33:29,459
{\an8}Vic, I can't do this without my band.
Where are they?
605
00:33:29,459 --> 00:33:33,709
Oh no. Do you think they've abandoned you?
606
00:33:33,709 --> 00:33:35,626
No, of course not.
607
00:33:35,626 --> 00:33:38,126
Some bands just aren't ready
for the big stage.
608
00:33:38,126 --> 00:33:40,043
But they wouldn't just bail like that.
609
00:33:40,043 --> 00:33:41,626
You poor, poor thing.
610
00:33:41,626 --> 00:33:44,459
I know how badly you wanted this.
611
00:33:44,459 --> 00:33:47,251
Would you like me to cancel the show?
612
00:33:55,918 --> 00:33:59,626
No. I've been waiting
for something like this my whole life.
613
00:34:00,459 --> 00:34:03,418
- Let's do this thing.
- Fantastic.
614
00:34:03,418 --> 00:34:06,876
Now, let's get out there
and show everyone how special you are.
615
00:34:26,001 --> 00:34:28,709
Hi, everybody. I'm Thelma the Unicorn.
616
00:34:30,251 --> 00:34:32,501
♪ When the world's so big ♪
617
00:34:32,501 --> 00:34:34,918
♪ It's easy to feel small ♪
618
00:34:34,918 --> 00:34:38,168
♪ When no one's ever looking down ♪
619
00:34:39,501 --> 00:34:41,668
♪ Now nobody sees me ♪
620
00:34:41,668 --> 00:34:44,209
♪ And nobody wants to be me ♪
621
00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:47,459
♪ I'm gonna have to show 'em now ♪
622
00:34:47,459 --> 00:34:52,168
♪ I'm fresh out of chances left untaken ♪
623
00:34:52,168 --> 00:34:56,209
♪ Gonna work on my moves, baby
I've been making ♪
624
00:34:56,209 --> 00:35:01,459
- We love you, Thelma!
- ♪ I'm done shrinking to fit into spaces ♪
625
00:35:01,459 --> 00:35:04,168
- ♪ It's time to show the world ♪
- Thelma!
626
00:35:04,168 --> 00:35:08,084
♪ That I'm going places ♪
627
00:35:08,084 --> 00:35:09,209
♪ Go big ♪
628
00:35:10,584 --> 00:35:11,876
♪ Or go home ♪
629
00:35:11,876 --> 00:35:15,209
♪ If you fall, dust it off
And get back on your feet ♪
630
00:35:17,168 --> 00:35:18,834
♪ You gotta go big ♪
631
00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:20,959
♪ Or go home ♪
632
00:35:20,959 --> 00:35:24,584
♪ Leave my fears at the door
'Cause there's no one like me ♪
633
00:35:27,376 --> 00:35:28,543
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
634
00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:32,584
Vic, what are you doing?
Those fireworks are for Nikki!
635
00:35:32,584 --> 00:35:37,209
It appears that Vic Diamond
has just given birth to a new diamond.
636
00:35:39,209 --> 00:35:41,084
♪ Got my eyes on the prize... ♪
637
00:35:41,084 --> 00:35:43,501
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold it right there.
638
00:35:43,501 --> 00:35:45,251
We're supposed to be opening for Nikki.
639
00:35:45,251 --> 00:35:48,793
Uh, well, you guys showed up way too late.
640
00:35:48,793 --> 00:35:52,126
♪ I'm fresh out of chances left untaken ♪
641
00:35:52,126 --> 00:35:56,668
♪ Gonna work on my moves, baby
I've been making ♪
642
00:35:56,668 --> 00:36:01,418
♪ And I am done shrinking
To fit into spaces ♪
643
00:36:01,418 --> 00:36:07,793
♪ It's time to show the world
What I've been making ♪
644
00:36:08,376 --> 00:36:09,668
♪ Go big ♪
645
00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:11,709
♪ Or go home ♪
646
00:36:11,709 --> 00:36:15,168
♪ If you fall, dust it off
And get back on your feet ♪
647
00:36:15,168 --> 00:36:16,084
♪ Ooh... ♪
648
00:36:16,084 --> 00:36:18,501
Good luck finding a new manager, Nikki...
649
00:36:21,043 --> 00:36:23,209
...because we're through.
650
00:36:25,043 --> 00:36:25,876
♪ No ♪
651
00:36:26,626 --> 00:36:28,376
♪ Go big ♪
652
00:36:28,876 --> 00:36:30,834
♪ Go big ♪
653
00:36:31,334 --> 00:36:36,168
♪ Yeah ♪
654
00:36:37,959 --> 00:36:39,126
Yay!
655
00:36:39,626 --> 00:36:41,709
Thank you, thank you so much.
656
00:36:46,376 --> 00:36:50,459
- Get off my stage!
Yeah, beat her good!
657
00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:54,084
- No, please, please, please, please!
658
00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:02,376
DJ, play my music!
659
00:37:06,418 --> 00:37:08,709
- Go away! No, thank you!
- Boo!
660
00:37:10,168 --> 00:37:12,751
Unicorn! Unicorn!
661
00:37:12,751 --> 00:37:15,959
- Unicorn! Unicorn!
You wanna see her again?!
662
00:37:15,959 --> 00:37:19,626
Unicorn! Unicorn!
Whoa!
663
00:37:22,001 --> 00:37:24,376
I got you, girl.
664
00:37:26,001 --> 00:37:29,334
I'm so sorry, Vic.
I... I didn't mean for this to happen.
665
00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:33,584
One supernova must implode
so a new star can take its place.
666
00:37:34,501 --> 00:37:38,668
I could turn you into the biggest star
on the planet, Thelma.
667
00:37:38,668 --> 00:37:42,876
Thanks, Vic, but I've already got
Peggy to help me with my music.
668
00:37:42,876 --> 00:37:49,126
Thelma, Thelma, if you stay with Peggy,
you'll never make it to SparklePalooza.
669
00:37:49,126 --> 00:37:50,501
Don't you get it?
670
00:37:50,501 --> 00:37:54,668
Working with me
will guarantee you play there someday.
671
00:37:55,293 --> 00:37:57,918
Well, can I bring my band with me?
672
00:37:57,918 --> 00:38:00,501
Of course you can, darling.
673
00:38:03,709 --> 00:38:07,668
Sign with me,
and your dream will become a reality.
674
00:38:10,126 --> 00:38:13,459
Thelma! Thelma! Thelma!
675
00:38:13,459 --> 00:38:16,793
Thelma! Thelma! Thelma!
676
00:38:16,793 --> 00:38:19,709
I'm only going
to make this offer once.
677
00:38:23,168 --> 00:38:25,959
Congratulations, my dear unicorn.
678
00:38:25,959 --> 00:38:27,793
We are officially in business.
679
00:38:29,959 --> 00:38:33,251
Now, let's get out of here
before that whale impales us both.
680
00:38:39,043 --> 00:38:41,126
Thelma, take a selfie with me!
681
00:38:42,168 --> 00:38:44,501
Whoo! Thelma!
682
00:38:44,501 --> 00:38:48,418
I have these adoption papers
that will legally make me your son!
683
00:38:48,418 --> 00:38:49,834
Will you sign them for me?
684
00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:59,751
Look, your very own unichopper.
685
00:39:02,209 --> 00:39:03,293
Wow.
686
00:39:03,293 --> 00:39:04,459
Thelma!
687
00:39:04,459 --> 00:39:07,501
- Hey, let go of me. Thelma!
- Otis?
688
00:39:07,501 --> 00:39:08,959
Wh-- Where have you been?
689
00:39:08,959 --> 00:39:11,793
We've been trying to find you.
Why'd you perform without us?
690
00:39:11,793 --> 00:39:14,626
What was I supposed to do?
You guys completely abandoned me.
691
00:39:14,626 --> 00:39:15,918
We didn't abandon you.
692
00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:18,918
A missile came out of nowhere
and blew up our car.
693
00:39:18,918 --> 00:39:21,501
Tsk. Come on, Otis.
You don't have to make up stories.
694
00:39:21,501 --> 00:39:22,793
Just tell me the truth.
695
00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:24,084
No, I'm serious.
696
00:39:24,084 --> 00:39:26,209
Look, I don't wanna fight with you.
697
00:39:26,209 --> 00:39:29,501
Vic promised me he could get us
all to SparklePalooza, so let's go.
698
00:39:30,501 --> 00:39:33,084
I knew this unicorn stuff
would go to your head.
699
00:39:33,084 --> 00:39:35,876
Gimme a break.
You didn't even wanna be here.
700
00:39:35,876 --> 00:39:37,918
You said we weren't ready
for the big stage.
701
00:39:37,918 --> 00:39:41,084
Mommy, is this donkey bothering you?
702
00:39:41,084 --> 00:39:42,584
Hey, hold on. Who is this?
703
00:39:42,584 --> 00:39:44,543
I am her son.
704
00:39:44,543 --> 00:39:45,501
Your son?
705
00:39:45,501 --> 00:39:47,334
Yeah. Go away.
706
00:39:47,334 --> 00:39:50,001
You're just gonna let your son
talk to me like that?
707
00:39:50,001 --> 00:39:53,251
Otis, I've been wanting this
my whole life.
708
00:39:53,251 --> 00:39:54,959
I'm tired of being overlooked.
709
00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:56,834
If you've been wanting this
your whole life,
710
00:39:56,834 --> 00:40:00,209
then why are you screwing it up
by pretending to be someone else?
711
00:40:18,501 --> 00:40:20,626
We love you, Thelma!
712
00:40:20,626 --> 00:40:22,001
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
713
00:40:22,668 --> 00:40:25,543
Will Nikki Narwhal
ever bounce back from her epic meltdown?
714
00:40:25,543 --> 00:40:27,626
Run away!
"Blubber Trouble!"
715
00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:31,001
Or is it the end
of the road for this disgraced diva?
716
00:40:31,001 --> 00:40:34,668
Look out, Nikki, 'cause you're about
to get replaced by Thelma the Uni--
717
00:40:43,293 --> 00:40:45,418
Listen, Megan, and listen a lot.
718
00:40:45,418 --> 00:40:50,209
The only way I'll ever be back
on top is if we destroy Thelma.
719
00:40:50,209 --> 00:40:54,001
Ooh, are we talking about murder here?
720
00:40:54,001 --> 00:40:55,543
What? No!
721
00:40:55,543 --> 00:40:59,293
I just need you to dig up the dirt
that will ruin her forever,
722
00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:01,876
because everyone's got secrets.
723
00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:04,209
Oh wow.
724
00:41:04,209 --> 00:41:07,001
You are so dang smart, Nikki.
725
00:41:07,001 --> 00:41:10,376
I swear, it's that
big ol' whale brain of yours.
726
00:41:10,376 --> 00:41:13,459
Thank you.
My doctor says it's mainly water.
727
00:41:13,459 --> 00:41:15,834
Boom, Nikki, you go, girl!
728
00:41:15,834 --> 00:41:17,918
Well, what are you waiting for?
729
00:41:17,918 --> 00:41:21,209
Get out there and find
that unicorn's dirty little secrets!
730
00:41:22,751 --> 00:41:23,751
Oh yeah.
731
00:41:32,709 --> 00:41:34,168
Boom shebang.
732
00:41:34,168 --> 00:41:36,959
Good morning, my little pink glitter puff.
733
00:41:38,709 --> 00:41:42,459
I've brought you some noodles and candies.
734
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,126
Um...
735
00:41:44,126 --> 00:41:47,751
I don't know what unicorns eat.
Is it noodles and candies?
736
00:41:50,126 --> 00:41:51,501
Vic...
737
00:41:51,501 --> 00:41:53,293
...I think I've made a huge mistake.
738
00:41:53,293 --> 00:41:55,751
Oh no. What is it, my love?
739
00:41:55,751 --> 00:41:58,251
I shouldn't have left my band
and Peggy like that.
740
00:41:58,251 --> 00:42:01,334
Oh, come, come.
That ship has sailed, darling.
741
00:42:01,334 --> 00:42:03,084
But don't you worry,
742
00:42:03,084 --> 00:42:06,834
because we're gonna make
some sweet unicorn magic together.
743
00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:10,584
There's something
I got to tell you first.
744
00:42:10,584 --> 00:42:11,709
Yes?
745
00:42:12,959 --> 00:42:15,459
I'm not a real unicorn.
746
00:42:17,334 --> 00:42:20,626
No! Please tell me you're joking!
747
00:42:22,043 --> 00:42:24,501
Oh wait. I don't care.
748
00:42:24,501 --> 00:42:25,876
You don't?
749
00:42:25,876 --> 00:42:29,418
Of course not.
You think these teeth are real?
750
00:42:29,418 --> 00:42:31,168
- Aah!
751
00:42:34,293 --> 00:42:36,918
Truth is the death of success.
752
00:42:36,918 --> 00:42:40,084
The most important thing
in the music biz is how you look.
753
00:42:40,668 --> 00:42:43,918
Why don't you chew on that knowledge bomb
and see how it tastes?
754
00:42:43,918 --> 00:42:45,293
Oh yeah.
755
00:42:45,293 --> 00:42:47,918
All right, then.
Tell me what I gotta do.
756
00:42:47,918 --> 00:42:50,084
That's my unicorn.
757
00:42:52,209 --> 00:42:54,709
You're lucky,
because I'm going to teach you
758
00:42:54,709 --> 00:42:57,918
what I taught me a long time ago.
759
00:42:57,918 --> 00:43:00,459
The Three Cs to Success.
760
00:43:00,959 --> 00:43:03,001
Step one, change.
761
00:43:03,001 --> 00:43:07,043
To be successful, you have to change,
not once, but every day.
762
00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:08,501
Sometimes twice a day.
763
00:43:08,501 --> 00:43:10,293
But I'm already a unicorn.
764
00:43:10,293 --> 00:43:12,668
♪ Change your look
Change your name ♪
765
00:43:12,668 --> 00:43:14,251
-
- ♪ Change your tail ♪
766
00:43:14,251 --> 00:43:15,543
♪ Change your mane ♪
767
00:43:16,126 --> 00:43:17,293
♪ Change your moves ♪
768
00:43:17,293 --> 00:43:18,793
♪ Change your style ♪
769
00:43:18,793 --> 00:43:20,084
♪ Change your hooves ♪
770
00:43:20,084 --> 00:43:21,834
♪ Change your smile ♪
771
00:43:21,834 --> 00:43:25,293
♪ Step one of the Three Cs to Success ♪
772
00:43:25,293 --> 00:43:27,293
- That doesn't look like me.
- ♪ Oh yes ♪
773
00:43:27,293 --> 00:43:30,459
♪ Stick with me
Baby, you'll go far ♪
774
00:43:30,459 --> 00:43:33,376
♪ I'll make you shine
Like the brightest star ♪
775
00:43:33,376 --> 00:43:36,126
♪ You're gonna light up the galaxy ♪
776
00:43:36,126 --> 00:43:40,918
♪ And all it takes
Is the Three Cs to Success ♪
777
00:43:40,918 --> 00:43:43,543
- Step two, cologne.
- What?
778
00:43:43,543 --> 00:43:46,001
Perfume, eau de toilette,
779
00:43:46,001 --> 00:43:49,084
whiffy stuff, the nose jollies, darling.
780
00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:50,959
Do I smell bad or something?
781
00:43:50,959 --> 00:43:53,501
♪ You want encores
And standing ovations? ♪
782
00:43:54,084 --> 00:43:56,543
♪ You need to cause olfactory sensations ♪
783
00:43:57,251 --> 00:43:59,334
♪ You wanna be the belle of the ball? ♪
784
00:43:59,834 --> 00:44:02,543
♪ You need to have
The biggest smell of them all ♪
785
00:44:02,543 --> 00:44:05,376
♪ Your own cologne
That's when you know you've arrived ♪
786
00:44:05,376 --> 00:44:08,501
- ♪ We'll call it Unicornia No. 5 ♪
787
00:44:08,501 --> 00:44:11,793
♪ You wanna shine like a supernova ♪
788
00:44:11,793 --> 00:44:14,376
♪ You need to hit 'em with a unique odor ♪
789
00:44:14,376 --> 00:44:16,751
♪ They'll wanna smell like you
From here to Paris ♪
790
00:44:17,418 --> 00:44:20,918
♪ That's step two
Of the Three Cs to Success ♪
791
00:44:20,918 --> 00:44:24,126
- ♪ When I was a boy ♪
792
00:44:24,126 --> 00:44:26,043
♪ I was a nobody ♪
793
00:44:26,876 --> 00:44:31,043
♪ Nobody knew my name ♪
794
00:44:32,668 --> 00:44:35,043
♪ No one would dance with me ♪
795
00:44:35,043 --> 00:44:35,959
♪ They'd say ♪
796
00:44:35,959 --> 00:44:38,251
- Ew, who is he?
797
00:44:38,251 --> 00:44:42,668
-
♪ Then they'd turn and run away ♪
798
00:44:43,168 --> 00:44:46,126
♪ That's when I knew ♪
799
00:44:46,126 --> 00:44:50,001
♪ If I want to be somebody ♪
800
00:44:50,001 --> 00:44:53,251
- ♪ I have to be somebody ♪
801
00:44:53,251 --> 00:44:57,626
That's when I changed my name
from Dick Cumbersome to Vic Diamond.
802
00:44:57,626 --> 00:45:00,126
I became a mover and a shaker.
803
00:45:00,126 --> 00:45:02,709
I became the Star Maker.
804
00:45:03,293 --> 00:45:04,418
But I digress.
805
00:45:04,418 --> 00:45:06,668
Back to my Three Cs of Success.
806
00:45:06,668 --> 00:45:10,209
- The third C, partnership.
- But that don't start with a C.
807
00:45:10,209 --> 00:45:13,334
Nobody interrupts Vic Diamond
except Vic Diamond.
808
00:45:13,334 --> 00:45:15,459
- My bad.
- Now, where was I?
809
00:45:15,459 --> 00:45:18,459
♪ One star power
Well, that has potential ♪
810
00:45:18,459 --> 00:45:21,459
♪ Two stars combined
Babe, it's exponential ♪
811
00:45:21,459 --> 00:45:24,626
♪ With a celebrity by your side ♪
812
00:45:24,626 --> 00:45:27,293
♪ You'll see what happens
When two stars collide ♪
813
00:45:27,293 --> 00:45:30,459
♪ You'll explode into a constellation ♪
814
00:45:30,459 --> 00:45:33,376
♪ My dear
You'll be an overnight sensation ♪
815
00:45:33,376 --> 00:45:35,876
♪ Stick with me
Baby, you'll go far ♪
816
00:45:36,459 --> 00:45:39,709
♪ I'll make you shine
Like the brightest star ♪
817
00:45:39,709 --> 00:45:42,209
♪ Today, a star is born ♪
818
00:45:42,209 --> 00:45:44,751
♪ And that star is a unicorn! ♪
819
00:45:44,751 --> 00:45:48,043
♪ With Vic Diamond's Three Cs ♪
820
00:45:48,043 --> 00:45:51,084
♪ Vic Diamond, that's me ♪
821
00:45:51,084 --> 00:45:53,209
♪ Vic Diamond's Three Cs ♪
822
00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:58,084
♪ To Success ♪
823
00:45:58,084 --> 00:45:59,334
- Oof.
- Oof.
824
00:45:59,334 --> 00:46:00,751
Boom shebang.
825
00:46:00,751 --> 00:46:02,709
So, what's the plan now?
826
00:46:02,709 --> 00:46:04,751
I'm so glad you asked.
827
00:46:04,751 --> 00:46:07,293
See that handsome stud over there?
828
00:46:07,293 --> 00:46:09,459
That's Danny Stallion,
829
00:46:09,459 --> 00:46:12,459
VideoTubeTube megastar.
830
00:46:12,459 --> 00:46:14,709
Hey, nice to meet you too.
831
00:46:14,709 --> 00:46:17,793
No way. Uh-uh.
I do not want a fake boyfriend.
832
00:46:17,793 --> 00:46:21,793
He got famous last year
for his chewing cud videos.
833
00:46:23,876 --> 00:46:27,459
Uh-oh! Here comes the cud!
834
00:46:30,043 --> 00:46:32,209
Ugh.
835
00:46:32,209 --> 00:46:35,084
Nasty. He got famous for that?
836
00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:37,959
Over a billion views and counting.
837
00:46:37,959 --> 00:46:41,543
Now, get over there
and make some sparks fly for the cameras.
838
00:46:41,543 --> 00:46:42,501
What?
839
00:46:42,501 --> 00:46:44,209
Give love a chance.
840
00:46:44,209 --> 00:46:47,543
All right. You're the Star Maker.
841
00:46:47,543 --> 00:46:50,293
Off we go. This is happening.
842
00:46:52,709 --> 00:46:54,126
Oh, thanks, Danny.
843
00:46:54,126 --> 00:46:57,126
Yeah, don't spend it all in one place.
844
00:47:00,043 --> 00:47:02,209
Uh... You must be Danny.
845
00:47:02,209 --> 00:47:04,793
Hey! You must be Thelma.
846
00:47:04,793 --> 00:47:07,584
You wanna see something cool?
847
00:47:07,584 --> 00:47:08,793
Uh, no, I'm good.
848
00:47:10,918 --> 00:47:14,668
Hey, aren't you gonna play along?
There are people watching us.
849
00:47:14,668 --> 00:47:16,793
Whoa, what happened to your voice?
850
00:47:16,793 --> 00:47:20,168
Come on, you know.
This whole thing is just an act.
851
00:47:20,168 --> 00:47:22,293
I'm actually studying
to become a brain surgeon.
852
00:47:22,293 --> 00:47:23,418
You are?
853
00:47:23,418 --> 00:47:27,709
Gotta pay for med school somehow, right?
Now, let's give the people what they want.
854
00:47:27,709 --> 00:47:28,626
Okay.
855
00:47:29,584 --> 00:47:32,293
Uh-oh! Here comes the cud!
856
00:47:37,626 --> 00:47:39,501
- The coolest!
857
00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:44,543
- Danny and Thelma, over here!
858
00:47:44,543 --> 00:47:46,168
- Hey, Danny!
- Hey, lovebirds!
859
00:47:46,168 --> 00:47:48,876
- Big smiles for the camera!
Gnarly.
860
00:47:55,793 --> 00:47:58,876
Ever since
Sad Horse Lady left my side,
861
00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:03,584
the goblins have laid siege
to the Oregon Trail.
862
00:48:04,626 --> 00:48:08,168
Will life on the prairie ever be the same?
863
00:48:10,668 --> 00:48:11,584
Woo-hoo!
864
00:48:24,084 --> 00:48:26,543
Much obliged, stranger.
865
00:48:27,834 --> 00:48:30,376
The pleasure is all mine.
866
00:48:33,501 --> 00:48:34,751
Donk-Truvious!
867
00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:42,293
- Thelma?
868
00:48:42,876 --> 00:48:43,876
Look out!
869
00:48:44,418 --> 00:48:47,293
Leaving you was a huge mistake,
Donk-Truvious.
870
00:48:47,293 --> 00:48:51,251
Let's get the band back together
and join forces posthaste.
871
00:48:51,751 --> 00:48:55,543
That's a splendid idea.
- Too late for that, bro.
872
00:48:58,126 --> 00:49:00,709
Looks like Thelma's already
got a new bandmate.
873
00:49:00,709 --> 00:49:01,626
What?
874
00:49:03,751 --> 00:49:07,584
The hot new couple now known
as "Theldannystanicorn" went public today,
875
00:49:07,584 --> 00:49:10,918
announcing a whole new line
of game-changing products.
876
00:49:10,918 --> 00:49:12,168
Yeah!
877
00:49:12,168 --> 00:49:16,459
{\an8}Don't forget to try our new cereal,
Thelm-O's and D-Flakes.
878
00:49:16,459 --> 00:49:17,959
Yummy-yum!
879
00:49:17,959 --> 00:49:22,334
As a special prize, I've hidden
five unicorn hairs inside each box.
880
00:49:22,334 --> 00:49:23,293
Whoo!
881
00:49:23,293 --> 00:49:25,126
Shove it in your face!
882
00:49:25,126 --> 00:49:26,793
I'm really sorry, boys.
883
00:49:29,834 --> 00:49:32,876
Welcome to Huge Sellout Records,
884
00:49:32,876 --> 00:49:35,709
where everything we make
sells out immediately.
885
00:49:38,918 --> 00:49:41,209
Right this way. Watch your step.
886
00:49:41,209 --> 00:49:45,584
This is my inner sanctum,
where all the magic happens.
887
00:49:45,584 --> 00:49:48,751
Can you smell the success?
888
00:49:48,751 --> 00:49:50,543
That's my cologne.
889
00:49:50,543 --> 00:49:51,959
Cool.
890
00:49:51,959 --> 00:49:55,251
- Uh... Where are your instruments?
- Oh, Thelma.
891
00:49:56,543 --> 00:49:59,084
{\an8}You can drop the act, buddy.
There's nobody here.
892
00:49:59,084 --> 00:50:00,084
Sorry.
893
00:50:00,084 --> 00:50:05,834
Sometimes I think the character I created
might actually be the real me.
894
00:50:07,626 --> 00:50:08,834
Oh boy.
895
00:50:08,834 --> 00:50:11,668
- This is our lyrics room...
896
00:50:11,668 --> 00:50:13,043
...and that's Bridget,
897
00:50:13,043 --> 00:50:16,293
the AI machine
that generates all the hits.
898
00:50:16,293 --> 00:50:18,959
Any ideas for a song, you two?
899
00:50:18,959 --> 00:50:20,959
Oh yeah. I got a song idea right here.
900
00:50:20,959 --> 00:50:24,209
- I just need some lyrics for it.
- No, no, no, no, no.
901
00:50:24,209 --> 00:50:26,959
We're not making your music,
you silly goose.
902
00:50:26,959 --> 00:50:29,668
The algorithm will give us the groove.
903
00:50:29,668 --> 00:50:31,459
What are you talking about?
904
00:50:31,459 --> 00:50:33,793
I got a book full of jams
ready to go right now.
905
00:50:33,793 --> 00:50:35,501
We just gotta go in there
and lay 'em down.
906
00:50:35,501 --> 00:50:39,251
Uh, how about,
why don't we make a song about my cud?
907
00:50:39,834 --> 00:50:40,918
Are you for real?
908
00:50:40,918 --> 00:50:43,334
Excellent idea, Danny Stallion.
909
00:50:43,334 --> 00:50:44,876
Bridget, give me a song
910
00:50:44,876 --> 00:50:49,084
about the partly digested
food particles known as "cud."
911
00:50:49,084 --> 00:50:51,001
Anything for you, Vic.
912
00:50:52,709 --> 00:50:54,209
Calculating.
913
00:50:54,209 --> 00:50:55,334
Doo, doo, doo, doo.
914
00:50:56,793 --> 00:50:58,709
Nice one, Bridget.
915
00:50:58,709 --> 00:51:00,209
Get ready, you two.
916
00:51:00,209 --> 00:51:03,293
We're about to shake the world.
917
00:51:07,876 --> 00:51:09,918
Turn it up.
918
00:51:09,918 --> 00:51:14,084
No, turn it down. That's too much.
Can I get some snare in the headphones?
919
00:51:14,084 --> 00:51:15,418
♪ Uh-huh, yeah ♪
920
00:51:16,084 --> 00:51:17,251
♪ Yeah ♪
921
00:51:17,251 --> 00:51:18,793
♪ Uh-huh, here we go ♪
922
00:51:20,043 --> 00:51:21,501
Ooh, pardon me.
923
00:51:21,501 --> 00:51:23,084
Excuse me.
924
00:51:23,626 --> 00:51:24,459
Oh boy.
925
00:51:24,459 --> 00:51:26,668
♪ Refried beans, biscuits and gravy ♪
926
00:51:26,668 --> 00:51:29,334
♪ Egg salad, broccoli
Let's party, baby ♪
927
00:51:29,334 --> 00:51:31,709
♪ Pepperoni pizza, macaroni and cheese ♪
928
00:51:31,709 --> 00:51:34,418
♪ Garlic, salami
And a pickled onion, please ♪
929
00:51:34,418 --> 00:51:36,709
♪ I keep on eating till I hit high tide ♪
930
00:51:36,709 --> 00:51:39,501
♪ Shake my belly, baby
Till I bubble up inside ♪
931
00:51:39,501 --> 00:51:41,376
♪ I take my food to higher state ♪
932
00:51:41,376 --> 00:51:43,168
♪ And then wait, wait, and wait ♪
933
00:51:44,376 --> 00:51:45,584
♪ Till I regurgitate ♪
934
00:51:45,584 --> 00:51:47,543
♪ Here comes the cud ♪
935
00:51:47,543 --> 00:51:49,834
♪ Ooh ♪
936
00:51:49,834 --> 00:51:52,251
♪ Here comes the cud ♪
937
00:51:52,251 --> 00:51:54,793
♪ Ooh ♪
938
00:51:55,709 --> 00:51:57,418
♪ Here comes the cud ♪
939
00:51:57,418 --> 00:51:59,959
♪ Ooh ♪
940
00:52:01,584 --> 00:52:06,334
♪ Nothing else can beat this feeling
Baby, let's just keep on eating ♪
941
00:52:06,334 --> 00:52:09,084
♪ Some people think
That my baby is crass ♪
942
00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:11,501
♪ The way he belches
And builds up his gas ♪
943
00:52:11,501 --> 00:52:13,501
♪ Yeah, my baby's table manners are rude ♪
944
00:52:13,501 --> 00:52:16,126
♪ But no one can say
He doesn't chew his food ♪
945
00:52:16,126 --> 00:52:18,834
♪ I love my baby just the way he is ♪
946
00:52:18,834 --> 00:52:21,501
♪ He's my boo
He's my bud ♪
947
00:52:21,501 --> 00:52:23,918
♪ And what he does is no one else's biz ♪
948
00:52:23,918 --> 00:52:27,126
♪ 'Cause Danny Stallion
Yeah, he's my stud ♪
949
00:52:27,751 --> 00:52:29,751
♪ Here comes the cud ♪
950
00:52:29,751 --> 00:52:32,834
- [Thelma] ♪ Oh, I can't get enough ♪
- Coming in hot. Coming in spicy.
951
00:52:32,834 --> 00:52:36,834
♪ Here comes the cud ♪
♪ Oh, I'm so in love ♪
952
00:52:36,834 --> 00:52:39,668
- ♪ I'm so in love ♪
♪ Here comes the cud ♪
953
00:52:39,668 --> 00:52:43,126
♪ Oh, Danny Stallion
He's no dud ♪
954
00:52:43,626 --> 00:52:45,918
♪ Nothing else
Can beat this feeling ♪
955
00:52:45,918 --> 00:52:49,001
♪ Baby, let's just keep on eating ♪
956
00:52:49,001 --> 00:52:51,459
♪ I'm so in love, I'm so in love ♪
957
00:52:51,459 --> 00:52:52,459
♪ I'm so in love ♪
958
00:52:53,918 --> 00:52:56,751
- ♪ I'm so in love ♪
959
00:52:57,334 --> 00:52:59,001
- ♪ Here comes the cud ♪
960
00:52:59,001 --> 00:53:02,001
♪ Oh, I can feel it now ♪
961
00:53:02,001 --> 00:53:03,959
♪ Here comes the cud ♪
962
00:53:03,959 --> 00:53:07,918
- ♪ Oh, Danny Stallion, he's my stud... ♪
963
00:53:07,918 --> 00:53:12,126
I never thought I'd have a song at the top
of the charts. This is incredible!
964
00:53:13,543 --> 00:53:15,626
You know what to do, Meggy-Poo.
965
00:53:15,626 --> 00:53:16,918
I sure do.
966
00:53:19,918 --> 00:53:22,834
♪ Sends a shiver to my soul... ♪
967
00:53:22,834 --> 00:53:24,084
Hey.
968
00:53:24,084 --> 00:53:25,668
There you go!
969
00:53:25,668 --> 00:53:27,668
Hey, hey, y'all. Do the Unicorn.
970
00:53:27,668 --> 00:53:29,709
- Do the Unicorn.
- Do the Unicorn. Do the Unicorn.
971
00:53:29,709 --> 00:53:30,709
Hey! Hey!
972
00:53:30,709 --> 00:53:33,501
- Oh, the Unicorn!
973
00:53:36,584 --> 00:53:37,876
Listen up, you weirdos.
974
00:53:37,876 --> 00:53:40,959
{\an8}You're the best team I can find
for $20 split six ways.
975
00:53:42,751 --> 00:53:46,168
But ain't none of y'all are getting paid
until you push that unicorn
976
00:53:46,168 --> 00:53:47,709
to her breaking point.
977
00:53:47,709 --> 00:53:48,793
Now, go!
978
00:53:54,418 --> 00:53:56,001
Thelma! Thelma!
979
00:53:56,001 --> 00:53:57,084
Reggie?
980
00:53:57,084 --> 00:53:59,543
Wow, you're like a massive star now.
981
00:53:59,543 --> 00:54:01,501
Will you sign this for me?
982
00:54:01,501 --> 00:54:04,209
Are you kidding?
Of course I will.
983
00:54:05,001 --> 00:54:06,209
Hi.
984
00:54:06,209 --> 00:54:11,293
Otis? Oh my goodness, this is amazing!
What the heck are you guys doing here?
985
00:54:11,293 --> 00:54:13,918
Oh, you know,
Peggy booked us a gig down the street.
986
00:54:13,918 --> 00:54:16,293
Oh, congrats on the new single.
987
00:54:16,293 --> 00:54:18,543
Danny must be amazing to work with.
988
00:54:18,543 --> 00:54:21,293
Danny! Danny! Sign my poster!
989
00:54:21,293 --> 00:54:22,793
- Awesome!
990
00:54:22,793 --> 00:54:24,501
Will you sign my grandma's urn?
991
00:54:25,334 --> 00:54:26,751
Grandma!
992
00:54:26,751 --> 00:54:29,584
Guess what. We just found a new singer.
993
00:54:29,584 --> 00:54:30,793
Reggie, be quiet.
994
00:54:30,793 --> 00:54:32,459
- You did?
- No.
995
00:54:32,459 --> 00:54:34,709
- I mean, yes, we did, but--
996
00:54:34,709 --> 00:54:36,626
- Thelma!
That's her.
997
00:54:36,626 --> 00:54:39,293
Whoo!
998
00:54:39,293 --> 00:54:41,043
- Whoa.
999
00:54:41,043 --> 00:54:44,168
I'm so excited to meet you!
I am such a huge fan!
1000
00:54:44,168 --> 00:54:45,918
Oh... [chuckles] Thanks.
1001
00:54:45,918 --> 00:54:49,126
Like, I totally wanna cut off
one of my horns so I can be just like you.
1002
00:54:49,126 --> 00:54:50,376
Don't you love her?
1003
00:54:50,376 --> 00:54:52,793
It's so inspiring to meet you!
1004
00:54:52,793 --> 00:54:54,918
Someone that sings her truth.
1005
00:54:54,918 --> 00:54:58,293
You're like the most genuine artist ever.
1006
00:55:01,918 --> 00:55:04,876
- Yeah.
Hey, you're holding up the line.
1007
00:55:06,459 --> 00:55:07,668
Guess we better go.
1008
00:55:07,668 --> 00:55:09,709
Well, thanks for stopping by.
1009
00:55:09,709 --> 00:55:11,626
Bye!
- See ya.
1010
00:55:11,626 --> 00:55:13,543
Take care of yourself, Thelma.
1011
00:55:15,293 --> 00:55:16,501
Thelma!
1012
00:55:16,501 --> 00:55:18,709
We love you, Thelma!
1013
00:55:22,793 --> 00:55:25,043
Oh baby! "Here Comes the Cud"
1014
00:55:25,043 --> 00:55:28,126
has just been nominated
for Music Video of the Year!
1015
00:55:30,418 --> 00:55:32,668
Vic Diamond delivers again!
1016
00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:41,293
♪ I was the only unicorn
On my rainbow ♪
1017
00:55:41,918 --> 00:55:45,084
♪ Oh, I was all alone ♪
1018
00:55:45,084 --> 00:55:47,668
♪ Without a reason to glow ♪
1019
00:55:48,918 --> 00:55:52,418
♪ Red, yellow, orange, green ♪
1020
00:55:52,418 --> 00:55:54,626
♪ Pink and blue, they weren't for me ♪
1021
00:55:54,626 --> 00:55:57,043
- ♪ Oh no ♪
Guys, we're like a family now.
1022
00:55:57,043 --> 00:56:00,709
♪ I had to indigo ♪
Thelma! Thelma! Thelma!
1023
00:56:02,126 --> 00:56:05,959
♪ Living on a rainbow
Was a roller-coaster ride ♪
1024
00:56:05,959 --> 00:56:07,626
No, stop! Stop it!
1025
00:56:08,209 --> 00:56:10,043
♪ One day you're up on top ♪
1026
00:56:10,043 --> 00:56:12,918
♪ Next thing
You're slipping down the slide ♪
1027
00:56:14,168 --> 00:56:17,251
- ♪ Life wasn't always full of sparkles ♪
1028
00:56:17,251 --> 00:56:19,001
- ♪ And the light ♪
1029
00:56:20,418 --> 00:56:24,834
♪ I had no one there
To hear me crying in the night ♪
1030
00:56:24,834 --> 00:56:26,209
- [woman] Unicorn!
Run!
1031
00:56:26,209 --> 00:56:29,459
♪ I had to make a change
Make a change, make a change ♪
1032
00:56:29,459 --> 00:56:32,168
♪ I had to break the chain
I had to get away ♪
1033
00:56:32,168 --> 00:56:35,084
♪ I had to make a change
Make a change, make a change ♪
1034
00:56:35,084 --> 00:56:39,376
♪ I had to start again
To find a better way ♪
1035
00:56:39,376 --> 00:56:43,334
♪ I needed to leave
And find a place where I belong ♪
1036
00:56:45,168 --> 00:56:49,959
♪ Where I was safe
And I could sing my little songs ♪
1037
00:56:50,543 --> 00:56:52,709
♪ Where I could be myself ♪
1038
00:56:52,709 --> 00:56:56,126
♪ And let my sparkles shine on through ♪
1039
00:56:56,626 --> 00:56:58,668
♪ Turns out that place ♪
1040
00:56:58,668 --> 00:57:03,168
♪ Was right here next to you ♪
1041
00:57:03,168 --> 00:57:05,168
♪ Oh ♪
1042
00:57:05,168 --> 00:57:08,293
- ♪ I had to make a change... ♪
1043
00:57:08,293 --> 00:57:10,084
♪ I had to break the chain ♪
1044
00:57:10,084 --> 00:57:11,543
♪ I had to get away ♪
1045
00:57:11,543 --> 00:57:14,668
♪ I had to make a change
Make a change, make a change ♪
1046
00:57:14,668 --> 00:57:17,876
♪ I had to start again
To find a better way ♪
1047
00:57:17,876 --> 00:57:20,543
- ♪ I had to make a change... ♪
1048
00:57:20,543 --> 00:57:23,626
♪ I had to break the chain
I had to get away ♪
1049
00:57:23,626 --> 00:57:26,834
♪ I had to make a change
Make a change, make a change ♪
1050
00:57:26,834 --> 00:57:28,418
♪ I had to start again ♪
1051
00:57:28,418 --> 00:57:34,626
♪ To find a better way ♪
1052
00:57:35,293 --> 00:57:40,376
♪ I was the only unicorn on my rainbow ♪
1053
00:57:40,376 --> 00:57:43,876
♪ Ooh ♪
1054
00:57:49,293 --> 00:57:52,293
- Thelma, I've got some amazing news!
1055
00:57:52,293 --> 00:57:56,834
I've just booked you
to headline SparklePalooza in two weeks.
1056
00:57:56,834 --> 00:57:59,251
- What?
- I told you I'd make it happen.
1057
00:57:59,251 --> 00:58:00,918
Now, get yourself cleaned up.
1058
00:58:00,918 --> 00:58:03,293
We've got the Music Video Awards tonight.
1059
00:58:05,751 --> 00:58:07,668
Hi! Who are you wearing?
1060
00:58:18,459 --> 00:58:22,334
The world's hottest musicians
have gathered tonight in Hollywood,
1061
00:58:22,334 --> 00:58:25,418
hoping to win
Best Music Video of the Year.
1062
00:58:26,376 --> 00:58:29,543
Returning for the first time
since her big meltdown
1063
00:58:29,543 --> 00:58:34,334
is "Blubber Trouble" superstar,
Nikki Narwhal!
1064
00:58:35,668 --> 00:58:37,334
Blubber Trouble's here.
1065
00:58:37,334 --> 00:58:39,001
Boo!
1066
00:58:39,001 --> 00:58:40,709
Oh, boo you!
1067
00:58:44,084 --> 00:58:47,418
- Push, Megan, push. Get me out of here!
- I got you, girl.
1068
00:58:47,418 --> 00:58:49,543
They're here!
Thelma!
1069
00:58:49,543 --> 00:58:53,459
Could you ever imagine
our lives would turn out like this?
1070
00:58:53,459 --> 00:58:55,251
Not in a million years.
1071
00:58:56,209 --> 00:59:00,043
Well, there's no turning back now!
1072
00:59:02,584 --> 00:59:04,876
We love you, Thelma!
1073
00:59:04,876 --> 00:59:06,501
Hey, get my good side.
1074
00:59:08,251 --> 00:59:09,918
Hey, make some room.
1075
00:59:10,834 --> 00:59:13,459
Thelma sent fans into a frenzy this week
1076
00:59:13,459 --> 00:59:17,709
when it was announced
she'll be performing at SparklePalooza.
1077
00:59:18,293 --> 00:59:19,376
Thelma?
1078
00:59:19,376 --> 00:59:20,376
Thelma?
1079
00:59:20,376 --> 00:59:23,959
- I just can't wait to get on that stage.
Thelma, over here!
1080
00:59:25,543 --> 00:59:28,293
- Otis?
Hey, hey, who are you wearing?
1081
00:59:28,293 --> 00:59:31,584
We're wearing Flavio Donzini.
1082
00:59:32,168 --> 00:59:33,001
Thelma?
1083
00:59:33,751 --> 00:59:36,418
Hey, check me out.
1084
00:59:36,418 --> 00:59:37,918
Wait, Thelma! Wait! Wait!
1085
00:59:37,918 --> 00:59:39,876
Come on, you little babies.
1086
00:59:39,876 --> 00:59:44,001
Hey, wish us luck. Bye.
Danny, those chaps are fire.
1087
00:59:44,001 --> 00:59:48,626
And the award
for Best Eyebrows in a Music Video
1088
00:59:48,626 --> 00:59:52,459
goes to the Treble Twins!
1089
00:59:54,834 --> 00:59:55,793
- Oh!
1090
00:59:58,126 --> 01:00:00,209
Those guys are great.
1091
01:00:01,168 --> 01:00:04,293
Oh no, Thelma! Your face is falling apart.
1092
01:00:04,293 --> 01:00:06,501
- What?
- I'd run to the loo and fix it.
1093
01:00:06,501 --> 01:00:08,543
Our category is almost up.
1094
01:00:11,251 --> 01:00:12,376
Oh no.
1095
01:00:25,251 --> 01:00:26,668
- Aah!
1096
01:00:26,668 --> 01:00:28,543
Hello, Thelma.
1097
01:00:28,543 --> 01:00:29,668
Ooh, girl!
1098
01:00:29,668 --> 01:00:33,084
You scared the jelly beans out of me.
You just been hanging out in there?
1099
01:00:38,001 --> 01:00:40,418
Here, I just wanted to give you this.
1100
01:00:41,043 --> 01:00:43,876
Oh. Uh, okay. Thanks.
1101
01:00:47,293 --> 01:00:52,251
It's funny. I didn't know unicorn horns
could detach themselves like that.
1102
01:00:52,834 --> 01:00:54,251
What?
1103
01:00:55,126 --> 01:00:56,084
Why you doing this?
1104
01:00:56,084 --> 01:00:59,626
Because I'll do anything
to get Nikki back on top.
1105
01:01:08,293 --> 01:01:09,126
Ugh...
1106
01:01:16,918 --> 01:01:18,668
A carrot?
1107
01:01:18,668 --> 01:01:22,459
Your magic horn was a carrot?
1108
01:01:22,459 --> 01:01:23,459
Ha!
1109
01:01:23,459 --> 01:01:26,709
I knew there was no such thing
as unicorns.
1110
01:01:26,709 --> 01:01:28,751
Please, I... I can explain.
1111
01:01:28,751 --> 01:01:31,418
Oh, that won't be necessary.
1112
01:01:31,418 --> 01:01:35,543
After I post this video, the whole world
will know what you really are.
1113
01:01:35,543 --> 01:01:38,209
Just a phony little pony.
1114
01:01:39,251 --> 01:01:42,668
Oh man, I can't wait
to see the look on everyone's faces
1115
01:01:42,668 --> 01:01:44,834
when they find out how you betrayed them.
1116
01:01:45,543 --> 01:01:47,376
Megan, please don't do this.
1117
01:01:47,376 --> 01:01:49,168
I can't go back to the way things were.
1118
01:01:49,168 --> 01:01:50,876
I'll give you anything you want.
1119
01:01:50,876 --> 01:01:52,709
Too late for that, Thelma.
1120
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:56,668
Time for the world to see you
as the pathetic creature you are.
1121
01:01:59,501 --> 01:02:02,043
- Wait, stop! Don't!
1122
01:02:02,626 --> 01:02:03,501
Just...
1123
01:02:04,709 --> 01:02:06,084
Just let me disappear.
1124
01:02:06,668 --> 01:02:10,376
You'll never see
or hear from me ever again.
1125
01:02:10,376 --> 01:02:12,543
It'll be like I never existed.
1126
01:02:14,334 --> 01:02:15,168
Fine.
1127
01:02:16,168 --> 01:02:19,084
But I want you gone for good.
1128
01:02:19,084 --> 01:02:21,543
Because if you ever try to come back,
1129
01:02:22,043 --> 01:02:25,043
you know exactly what will happen to you.
1130
01:02:36,043 --> 01:02:37,334
Bye-bye now.
1131
01:02:41,251 --> 01:02:44,918
Thelma! Thelma, where are you?
1132
01:02:46,251 --> 01:02:49,376
Excuse me,
have you seen a tiny pink unicorn,
1133
01:02:49,376 --> 01:02:52,209
loves to sing about farts and acid reflux?
1134
01:02:54,584 --> 01:02:56,376
Oh, never mind!
1135
01:02:56,376 --> 01:03:00,876
Thelma, Thelma, please,
come to Vicky. Thelma!
1136
01:03:00,876 --> 01:03:04,751
And the winner
for Best Music Video of the Year
1137
01:03:04,751 --> 01:03:10,834
goes to "Here Comes the Cud"
by Danny Stallion and Thelma the Unicorn.
1138
01:03:12,084 --> 01:03:13,876
♪ Here comes the cud ♪
1139
01:03:13,876 --> 01:03:18,834
- ♪ Oh, I'm so in love, I'm so in love ♪
- ♪ Here comes the cud ♪
1140
01:03:18,834 --> 01:03:22,543
♪ Oh, Danny Stallion, he's my bud ♪
1141
01:03:22,543 --> 01:03:23,626
♪ Nothing else can... ♪
1142
01:03:23,626 --> 01:03:26,293
Uh... Where'd she go?
1143
01:03:28,834 --> 01:03:30,751
Mission accomplished.
1144
01:03:31,418 --> 01:03:33,209
Ha ha ha! Nice one.
1145
01:03:33,959 --> 01:03:35,751
You'll be back on top in a week.
1146
01:03:37,626 --> 01:03:38,709
Blast it!
1147
01:03:39,376 --> 01:03:41,084
- Thelma's missing!
1148
01:03:41,084 --> 01:03:43,168
- Huh?!
1149
01:03:43,168 --> 01:03:47,209
I... I don't mean to alarm you,
but we seem to have lost Thelma.
1150
01:03:47,209 --> 01:03:48,584
What?
1151
01:03:48,584 --> 01:03:50,918
No!
1152
01:03:50,918 --> 01:03:54,709
Would everyone please take a moment
and look under your seats for Thelma?
1153
01:03:54,709 --> 01:03:56,834
She's a unicorn. She's quite small.
1154
01:03:56,834 --> 01:03:59,376
She may have gotten trapped
under your bum.
1155
01:04:08,251 --> 01:04:09,251
Thelma?!
1156
01:04:31,626 --> 01:04:34,043
The entire world is in mourning today
1157
01:04:34,043 --> 01:04:36,584
after learning about
the sudden disappearance
1158
01:04:36,584 --> 01:04:38,626
of Thelma the Unicorn.
1159
01:04:40,418 --> 01:04:44,501
Volunteers everywhere
are desperately trying to find Thelma
1160
01:04:44,501 --> 01:04:46,084
in any way they can.
1161
01:04:46,084 --> 01:04:47,084
Thelma!
1162
01:04:47,084 --> 01:04:48,543
- Thelma!
- Thelma!
1163
01:04:48,543 --> 01:04:50,001
Mama!
1164
01:04:50,001 --> 01:04:54,876
It suddenly feels like all magic
and hope have been lost in the world.
1165
01:04:54,876 --> 01:04:56,793
Thelma, where are you?
1166
01:04:56,793 --> 01:04:59,459
Thelma, please come home. We need you.
1167
01:05:01,626 --> 01:05:03,126
Thelma, we love you.
1168
01:05:03,126 --> 01:05:05,543
Thelma, where are you?
1169
01:05:30,584 --> 01:05:32,209
Hey, horse lady, you need a ride?
1170
01:05:37,501 --> 01:05:39,709
- So where you headed, kid?
1171
01:05:40,293 --> 01:05:43,459
Maybe the next rest stop
so I can flush myself down the toilet.
1172
01:05:47,001 --> 01:05:49,501
Whoo! Well, I've heard that one before.
1173
01:05:51,084 --> 01:05:53,501
You know, being on the road
makes you wanna ponder,
1174
01:05:53,501 --> 01:05:54,543
and I ponder a lot.
1175
01:05:55,459 --> 01:05:58,126
I might as well call my brain
"The Ponderosa."
1176
01:05:58,126 --> 01:06:00,209
Hey, you mind if I ask you a question?
1177
01:06:00,209 --> 01:06:01,418
- Um...
1178
01:06:01,418 --> 01:06:02,501
Yeah, go ahead.
1179
01:06:03,459 --> 01:06:06,126
You ever wake up and realize
you've been living a lie?
1180
01:06:07,668 --> 01:06:09,459
Boy, do I know what that's like.
1181
01:06:13,668 --> 01:06:15,001
H-h-here's the deal.
1182
01:06:15,501 --> 01:06:18,626
I just got engaged
to the woman of my dreams,
1183
01:06:18,626 --> 01:06:21,584
but I've been keeping
a huge secret from her.
1184
01:06:21,584 --> 01:06:22,501
Really?
1185
01:06:23,418 --> 01:06:24,334
What is it?
1186
01:06:24,334 --> 01:06:26,209
No! No! No!
1187
01:06:27,251 --> 01:06:32,334
Well, I'm a world-famous champion
on the underground clogging circuit.
1188
01:06:32,334 --> 01:06:34,293
There's an underground clogging circuit?
1189
01:06:34,293 --> 01:06:38,501
Oh, we have dance battles
in sewers and old grain silos.
1190
01:06:38,501 --> 01:06:39,543
Whoa!
1191
01:06:39,543 --> 01:06:42,709
My fans
call me Gregory Thunder Calves,
1192
01:06:42,709 --> 01:06:44,626
given the fact that my calves are so big.
1193
01:06:47,543 --> 01:06:49,834
So, what's the big deal?
1194
01:06:49,834 --> 01:06:51,918
Why don't you just
tell your girlfriend the truth?
1195
01:06:53,293 --> 01:06:55,084
Well, I...
1196
01:06:55,084 --> 01:06:57,084
I'm... I'm just afraid, I guess.
1197
01:06:57,084 --> 01:07:00,501
I mean, what if she hates clogging
and totally rejects me?
1198
01:07:00,501 --> 01:07:02,584
Look, if she really loves you,
1199
01:07:02,584 --> 01:07:05,043
then maybe she'll love
everything about you,
1200
01:07:05,043 --> 01:07:06,209
even the clogging.
1201
01:07:06,793 --> 01:07:08,209
You really think so?
1202
01:07:08,209 --> 01:07:10,543
I mean, I hope so.
1203
01:07:10,543 --> 01:07:11,959
No matter what happens,
1204
01:07:11,959 --> 01:07:15,251
it's gonna be better than spending
the rest of your life living a lie.
1205
01:07:15,876 --> 01:07:17,709
You're perfect just as you are.
1206
01:07:18,418 --> 01:07:19,751
Wow.
1207
01:07:19,751 --> 01:07:22,918
You must have, like,
zero problems in your life.
1208
01:07:22,918 --> 01:07:24,251
Yeah!
1209
01:07:29,709 --> 01:07:31,043
Stop the truck!
1210
01:07:31,043 --> 01:07:33,376
- Whoa!
1211
01:07:33,376 --> 01:07:35,793
- Something's up, ain't it?
- We need to turn around.
1212
01:07:35,793 --> 01:07:36,751
I need to go back.
1213
01:07:36,751 --> 01:07:39,668
Well, let me just put
the old turn signal on.
1214
01:08:05,209 --> 01:08:06,126
Thelma?
1215
01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:09,251
Thelma!
1216
01:08:12,626 --> 01:08:15,293
Where have you been?
I've been searching all over for you.
1217
01:08:15,293 --> 01:08:16,418
Are... Are you okay?
1218
01:08:16,418 --> 01:08:18,834
I'm fine, Otis. I'm fine.
1219
01:08:18,834 --> 01:08:21,001
I've just been so worried about you.
1220
01:08:21,001 --> 01:08:25,043
But I don't deserve it.
I should've never left you guys.
1221
01:08:25,043 --> 01:08:26,834
It's okay. You're back now.
1222
01:08:26,834 --> 01:08:28,584
No, it's not okay.
1223
01:08:28,584 --> 01:08:30,334
I screwed up big-time.
1224
01:08:30,334 --> 01:08:33,876
I thought being a unicorn
would make all my dreams come true.
1225
01:08:33,876 --> 01:08:36,959
Instead, I lost the people
who love me the most.
1226
01:08:36,959 --> 01:08:39,084
Stop it, Thelma. You're making me blush.
1227
01:08:39,084 --> 01:08:40,793
No, seriously.
1228
01:08:40,793 --> 01:08:44,876
I'd be happy playing music anywhere,
as long as it's with you.
1229
01:08:45,668 --> 01:08:46,751
Thanks, Thelma.
1230
01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:50,834
You were right all along.
1231
01:08:51,418 --> 01:08:53,376
I've gotta come clean now.
1232
01:08:53,376 --> 01:08:55,126
Wait. Are you serious?
1233
01:08:55,126 --> 01:08:58,876
It's time to show everyone
who the real Thelma is.
1234
01:08:58,876 --> 01:09:01,376
Aah-hoo-hoo-hoo!
1235
01:09:01,376 --> 01:09:03,126
- Whoo!
1236
01:09:03,126 --> 01:09:06,293
Sure you don't wanna wear
this bad boy again?
1237
01:09:06,293 --> 01:09:07,876
"Put me on your head, Thelma."
1238
01:09:07,876 --> 01:09:10,209
Get that nasty thing out of my face.
1239
01:09:13,209 --> 01:09:15,084
Thelma!
1240
01:09:15,084 --> 01:09:17,876
We've been looking
everywhere for you.
1241
01:09:17,876 --> 01:09:19,751
What's up, Reggie?
1242
01:09:19,751 --> 01:09:21,126
Hi, Thelma.
1243
01:09:21,126 --> 01:09:22,168
Peggy!
1244
01:09:24,376 --> 01:09:27,793
I'm so sorry.
I never should have left you.
1245
01:09:27,793 --> 01:09:30,043
Don't worry about it, kid.
I knew you'd come around.
1246
01:09:30,043 --> 01:09:33,793
I'm sure you've already heard,
but I'm not really a unicorn.
1247
01:09:33,793 --> 01:09:36,668
Yeah. I smelled paint on you
from the very beginning.
1248
01:09:36,668 --> 01:09:39,126
Come on, everyone.
1249
01:09:39,126 --> 01:09:41,043
SparklePalooza's about to begin,
1250
01:09:41,043 --> 01:09:43,709
and no one's stopping us
from getting on that stage.
1251
01:09:44,501 --> 01:09:47,626
Hey, I think you're gonna need this.
1252
01:09:56,584 --> 01:09:59,834
Thousands of fans
from all over the globe have gathered
1253
01:09:59,834 --> 01:10:03,751
for SparklePalooza,
the biggest music event of the year.
1254
01:10:03,751 --> 01:10:05,293
And while the world still mourns
1255
01:10:05,293 --> 01:10:07,793
over the disappearance
of Thelma the Unicorn,
1256
01:10:07,793 --> 01:10:11,793
music's top stars have shown up
to perform in her stead.
1257
01:10:13,626 --> 01:10:14,959
Oh yeah!
- ♪ Yeah ♪
1258
01:10:14,959 --> 01:10:17,918
♪ Breaking up is hard enough... ♪
1259
01:10:17,918 --> 01:10:19,459
- ♪ Hard enough ♪
- ♪ Oh... ♪
1260
01:10:19,459 --> 01:10:20,376
Hit it.
1261
01:10:20,376 --> 01:10:21,918
♪ But I called your bluff... ♪
1262
01:10:23,751 --> 01:10:26,876
But many of
Thelma's fans are still holding out hope
1263
01:10:26,876 --> 01:10:29,751
that their beloved
pink unicorn will return.
1264
01:10:29,751 --> 01:10:32,293
What up, land-dwellers?
Huh?
1265
01:10:32,293 --> 01:10:34,126
Are you ready for this?
1266
01:10:37,876 --> 01:10:39,709
♪ ...with a kleptomaniac! ♪
1267
01:10:40,501 --> 01:10:41,584
♪ Breaking up... ♪
1268
01:10:41,584 --> 01:10:45,001
In the meantime,
Nikki Narwhal is back,
1269
01:10:45,001 --> 01:10:49,501
here to reclaim her crown
as the original Queen of Pop.
1270
01:10:49,501 --> 01:10:52,043
Thank you. Thank you so much.
1271
01:10:53,126 --> 01:10:55,209
Stop. You're plugging my blowhole.
1272
01:10:55,209 --> 01:10:59,251
Listen, if any of you morons
see anyone pretending to be Thelma,
1273
01:10:59,251 --> 01:11:01,834
I want you to notify me immediately.
1274
01:11:01,834 --> 01:11:03,293
Any questions?
1275
01:11:03,834 --> 01:11:07,251
Is now a bad time
to order a stuffed crust pizza?
1276
01:11:07,251 --> 01:11:09,459
I told y'all to eat before you came.
1277
01:11:09,459 --> 01:11:12,959
- Now get out there and do your job.
I love my job!
1278
01:11:14,501 --> 01:11:16,626
Reggie, are you sure
this is gonna work?
1279
01:11:16,626 --> 01:11:18,418
Just trust me.
1280
01:11:25,626 --> 01:11:27,459
And we now have
Chuck on the line.
1281
01:11:27,459 --> 01:11:30,834
Chuck, are you ready to play
The Million-Dollar Quiz Show?
1282
01:11:30,834 --> 01:11:32,293
I sure am, Bill.
1283
01:11:34,043 --> 01:11:36,334
Aw, how are we gonna get in?
1284
01:11:36,334 --> 01:11:38,959
Don't worry, I know how to pick locks.
1285
01:11:43,209 --> 01:11:44,334
Let's roll!
1286
01:11:44,334 --> 01:11:48,168
Chuck, for the million dollars,
all you have to do is finish this title.
1287
01:11:48,168 --> 01:11:51,293
"Goldilocks and the Three..." What?
1288
01:11:51,293 --> 01:11:52,584
- Huh?
1289
01:11:54,293 --> 01:11:55,709
Chuck, are you there?
1290
01:11:57,084 --> 01:12:00,584
Chuck, if you don't answer,
I'm gonna have to go to our next caller.
1291
01:12:00,584 --> 01:12:02,959
Well, better luck next time, Chuck.
Goodbye.
1292
01:12:02,959 --> 01:12:05,126
- Uh... Sorry. Bears.
1293
01:12:05,126 --> 01:12:07,084
"Goldilocks and the Three Bears."
1294
01:12:07,084 --> 01:12:08,834
Uh... Hello?
1295
01:12:15,209 --> 01:12:17,209
Come on, Reggie. Let's go.
1296
01:12:17,209 --> 01:12:19,168
Just give me a minute. Jeez.
1297
01:12:20,168 --> 01:12:21,418
These guys...
1298
01:12:23,209 --> 01:12:26,251
You kids better hurry.
You got bogeys at your twelve o'clock.
1299
01:12:26,251 --> 01:12:27,543
Huh?
1300
01:12:27,543 --> 01:12:30,543
- Hey, what do you think you're doing here?
1301
01:12:31,834 --> 01:12:33,001
- Intruders!
1302
01:12:33,001 --> 01:12:35,543
I repeat, intruders! Requesting backup!
1303
01:12:48,793 --> 01:12:50,376
Wow, that was-- Ow!
1304
01:12:50,376 --> 01:12:51,709
Sorry.
1305
01:12:51,709 --> 01:12:52,959
Attagirl, Peg.
1306
01:12:52,959 --> 01:12:56,168
What y'all doing?
Get going. We'll hold 'em off.
1307
01:12:56,168 --> 01:12:58,459
Follow me. We gotta get to the stage.
1308
01:12:59,459 --> 01:13:00,626
Hey!
1309
01:13:04,126 --> 01:13:08,126
- ♪ You can climb a mountain ♪
1310
01:13:08,126 --> 01:13:10,334
- ♪ Swim the sea ♪
- Woo-hoo-hoo!
1311
01:13:10,334 --> 01:13:12,834
- ♪ You can jump into the fire... ♪
1312
01:13:12,834 --> 01:13:14,918
Did anyone order a stuffed crust pi--
1313
01:13:16,251 --> 01:13:18,168
Come get some, suckers!
1314
01:13:18,751 --> 01:13:20,543
We've got a 10-96!
1315
01:13:20,543 --> 01:13:23,334
Wait, there's a code
for this exact situation?
1316
01:13:27,751 --> 01:13:28,751
Woo-hoo!
1317
01:13:31,084 --> 01:13:33,584
- They've breached the perimeter!
1318
01:13:41,584 --> 01:13:44,793
Be on the lookout for a pony
and a couple of donkey boys.
1319
01:13:44,793 --> 01:13:45,709
What?
1320
01:13:47,209 --> 01:13:48,418
Bingo.
1321
01:13:53,626 --> 01:13:55,959
- What?
1322
01:13:57,626 --> 01:13:58,668
Hey!
1323
01:14:03,209 --> 01:14:04,251
Sorry.
1324
01:14:07,834 --> 01:14:09,251
{\an8}It's straight ahead.
1325
01:14:09,834 --> 01:14:12,251
Freeze! Don't move!
1326
01:14:16,209 --> 01:14:17,168
This way!
1327
01:14:20,459 --> 01:14:22,709
Come on, Donk-Truvious.
Show us what you got.
1328
01:14:22,709 --> 01:14:25,126
The pleasure is all mine.
1329
01:14:34,501 --> 01:14:36,584
Ha ha!
1330
01:14:44,001 --> 01:14:45,168
♪ You got me ♪
1331
01:14:45,668 --> 01:14:46,918
♪ Right where it counts ♪
1332
01:14:47,834 --> 01:14:50,459
- ♪ Right where it counts ♪
1333
01:14:51,918 --> 01:14:54,793
Thank you. Thank you so much.
1334
01:14:54,793 --> 01:14:57,626
I love you, guys.
1335
01:14:58,501 --> 01:15:00,501
Hey, open up in there.
1336
01:15:09,459 --> 01:15:10,543
What do we do now?
1337
01:15:10,543 --> 01:15:12,959
Nothing. You're trapped.
1338
01:15:14,834 --> 01:15:16,584
Hello, Thelma.
1339
01:15:18,251 --> 01:15:21,626
You really thought
you could just prance right in here
1340
01:15:21,626 --> 01:15:23,959
and steal my thunder again?
1341
01:15:23,959 --> 01:15:25,376
No, Nikki, I swear.
1342
01:15:25,376 --> 01:15:29,418
Well, news flash, Thelma.
You're nothing without your sparkles.
1343
01:15:29,418 --> 01:15:33,334
You're just a worthless little pony
that no one wants to listen to.
1344
01:15:33,334 --> 01:15:35,751
I'm the real horned superstar.
1345
01:15:37,084 --> 01:15:41,793
Boom. Nikki's the real tuna,
not some canned substitute.
1346
01:15:41,793 --> 01:15:43,959
Nikki, please. We don't want no trouble.
1347
01:15:44,543 --> 01:15:47,168
Ha! You really wanna sparkle again?
1348
01:15:47,168 --> 01:15:49,418
- This should do the trick.
1349
01:16:00,251 --> 01:16:02,418
Stop them!
1350
01:16:12,084 --> 01:16:15,668
- Girl, you ain't breaking up this band.
1351
01:16:22,293 --> 01:16:25,793
We're finally here, Thelma!
SparklePalooza!
1352
01:16:25,793 --> 01:16:27,126
One more song!
1353
01:16:27,126 --> 01:16:32,418
One more song! One more song!
One more song! One more song!
1354
01:16:32,418 --> 01:16:34,668
One more song! One more song!
1355
01:16:34,668 --> 01:16:39,334
{\an8}Hey, I'll be right back.
There's something I gotta do.
1356
01:16:40,543 --> 01:16:42,959
Hey, w-w-wait! Thelma!
1357
01:16:47,626 --> 01:16:49,334
Yeah! Huh?
1358
01:16:52,543 --> 01:16:53,959
Who are those guys?
1359
01:16:53,959 --> 01:16:56,501
- Boo! Get off the stage!
- Boo!
1360
01:16:58,376 --> 01:17:00,251
- What should we do?
- I don't know.
1361
01:17:01,001 --> 01:17:02,251
- Ow.
Boo!
1362
01:17:02,251 --> 01:17:03,543
Boo!
1363
01:17:13,168 --> 01:17:14,334
Thelma?
1364
01:17:18,293 --> 01:17:19,293
What are you doing?
1365
01:17:33,126 --> 01:17:34,626
Hey, everybody.
1366
01:17:36,334 --> 01:17:39,084
I know you must be wondering
where I've been all this time.
1367
01:17:40,334 --> 01:17:41,459
I don't blame you.
1368
01:17:42,001 --> 01:17:43,668
I've been wondering that myself.
1369
01:17:46,584 --> 01:17:48,126
Ever since I was little,
1370
01:17:48,126 --> 01:17:51,293
I always dreamed
about performing on this stage.
1371
01:17:53,251 --> 01:17:56,293
But I never thought I'd make it here
because of how I looked.
1372
01:17:57,209 --> 01:18:02,043
Something inside me just kept telling me
I wasn't good enough.
1373
01:18:03,501 --> 01:18:06,293
Then one day, this crazy thing happened,
1374
01:18:06,293 --> 01:18:09,376
and everyone finally started
paying attention to me.
1375
01:18:10,126 --> 01:18:12,293
But it's not who I really am.
1376
01:18:17,501 --> 01:18:20,918
- This... This is the real me.
1377
01:18:20,918 --> 01:18:21,959
I'm Thelma.
1378
01:18:25,418 --> 01:18:26,751
Boo!
1379
01:18:26,751 --> 01:18:27,959
Boo!
1380
01:18:29,251 --> 01:18:31,209
I'm really sorry.
1381
01:18:32,751 --> 01:18:34,959
I never meant to hurt anyone. I just...
1382
01:18:34,959 --> 01:18:38,418
I just thought it was the only way
people would give my music a chance.
1383
01:18:42,543 --> 01:18:45,751
And now,
I'd like to share a song with you.
1384
01:18:46,418 --> 01:18:48,709
I started writing it when I was a kid.
1385
01:18:48,709 --> 01:18:51,834
I just never knew
what I needed to say until now.
1386
01:18:53,209 --> 01:18:55,626
All right, guys, let's do this.
1387
01:19:10,376 --> 01:19:14,918
♪ Dare not look behind you
You've come too far ♪
1388
01:19:16,459 --> 01:19:19,668
♪ Let the tears you shed remind you ♪
1389
01:19:19,668 --> 01:19:22,418
♪ Of who you really are ♪
1390
01:19:23,334 --> 01:19:28,543
♪ You searched the entire world
Just to find ♪
1391
01:19:30,126 --> 01:19:34,668
♪ Everything you needed
Was right inside ♪
1392
01:19:35,959 --> 01:19:39,376
♪ So turn your light on
Let us see who you are ♪
1393
01:19:39,376 --> 01:19:42,626
♪ One in a million
No one's playing your part ♪
1394
01:19:42,626 --> 01:19:44,418
♪ Don't be perfect ♪
1395
01:19:44,418 --> 01:19:47,459
♪ Like the moon and the stars
You shine ♪
1396
01:19:48,043 --> 01:19:51,209
- ♪ Just as you are ♪
- ♪ Just as you are ♪
1397
01:19:51,209 --> 01:19:56,001
♪ When you can't see the rainbow
Through the clouds ♪
1398
01:19:57,834 --> 01:20:02,709
♪ When thunder breaks your voice
And drowns you out ♪
1399
01:20:04,584 --> 01:20:09,543
♪ Darkness can't exist
Where there is light ♪
1400
01:20:11,043 --> 01:20:16,501
♪ So get up on your feet
And rise and shine ♪
1401
01:20:16,501 --> 01:20:18,918
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ So turn your light on ♪
1402
01:20:18,918 --> 01:20:22,126
♪ Let us see who you are
One in a million ♪
1403
01:20:22,126 --> 01:20:24,501
♪ No one's playing your part
Don't be perfect ♪
1404
01:20:24,501 --> 01:20:26,876
- ♪ Don't be perfect ♪
- ♪ Like the moon and the stars ♪
1405
01:20:26,876 --> 01:20:29,043
- ♪ You shine ♪
- ♪ You shine ♪
1406
01:20:29,543 --> 01:20:31,918
- ♪ Just as you are ♪
- ♪ Turn your light on ♪
1407
01:20:31,918 --> 01:20:33,751
- ♪ Bring it out from within ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
1408
01:20:33,751 --> 01:20:37,043
♪ If you feel broken
That's how the light gets in ♪
1409
01:20:37,043 --> 01:20:38,334
♪ Don't be perfect ♪
1410
01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:40,501
- ♪ Don't be perfect ♪
- ♪ Like the moon and the stars ♪
1411
01:20:40,501 --> 01:20:41,626
♪ You shine ♪
1412
01:20:42,251 --> 01:20:45,959
- ♪ I hope you know you're beautiful ♪
- ♪ Just as you are ♪
1413
01:20:45,959 --> 01:20:48,751
♪ Shine your light
Shine your light ♪
1414
01:20:48,751 --> 01:20:52,668
- ♪ I hope you know you're magical ♪
- ♪ Just as you are ♪
1415
01:20:52,668 --> 01:20:55,251
♪ Shine your light
Shine your light ♪
1416
01:20:55,251 --> 01:21:00,709
- ♪ I hope you shine for everyone ♪
- ♪ Shine your light, shine your light ♪
1417
01:21:00,709 --> 01:21:02,043
♪ Shine your light ♪
1418
01:21:02,043 --> 01:21:07,209
- ♪ I hope you know you're beautiful ♪
- ♪ Shine your light, shine your light ♪
1419
01:21:07,209 --> 01:21:09,959
- ♪ Shine your light ♪
- ♪ Just as you are ♪
1420
01:21:09,959 --> 01:21:14,751
♪ Dare not look behind you
You've come too far ♪
1421
01:21:29,209 --> 01:21:31,293
Oh, Nikki, darling!
1422
01:21:31,293 --> 01:21:34,251
I've just become available
to manage you again.
1423
01:21:37,376 --> 01:21:39,876
Hey, Otis, do you know what time it is?
1424
01:21:39,876 --> 01:21:42,126
Oh, I know what time it is.
1425
01:21:42,126 --> 01:21:44,209
Thelma, do you know what time it is?
1426
01:21:45,168 --> 01:21:46,751
Heck yeah, I know what time it is.
1427
01:21:46,751 --> 01:21:48,584
{\an8}
1428
01:21:50,543 --> 01:21:51,834
Woo-hoo!
1429
01:22:25,459 --> 01:22:27,668
- Ouch.
- What do you mean "ouch"?
1430
01:22:27,668 --> 01:22:29,168
I just rolled a 32.
1431
01:22:29,168 --> 01:22:31,918
Well, a half-orc
with super low intelligence
1432
01:22:31,918 --> 01:22:34,334
just stole 80 pounds of your cornbread.
1433
01:22:34,334 --> 01:22:37,418
Well, can I just
poop out some jelly beans?
1434
01:22:37,418 --> 01:22:38,751
Technically, yes,
1435
01:22:38,751 --> 01:22:42,959
but you also have dysentery,
so they might be dubious beans.
1436
01:22:44,584 --> 01:22:46,959
Hey, ding-dongs!
1437
01:22:47,543 --> 01:22:48,709
Break time's over.
1438
01:22:48,709 --> 01:22:50,626
We got an album to finish.
1439
01:22:50,626 --> 01:22:53,251
- Be right there, Peggy.
Thelma!
1440
01:22:53,251 --> 01:22:56,876
Can we take a picture with you? Please?
1441
01:22:56,876 --> 01:22:58,459
Of course.
1442
01:22:59,334 --> 01:23:02,876
Okay, everyone,
let's squeeze in just a little closer.
1443
01:23:02,876 --> 01:23:06,126
Oh, I cannot believe this is happening.
Girl, I ain't got no more pink eye. Oh!
1444
01:23:06,126 --> 01:23:08,543
Perfect. Okay, big smiles in three...
1445
01:23:10,876 --> 01:23:11,876
...two...
1446
01:23:16,168 --> 01:23:17,876
- ...and one.
1447
01:23:33,418 --> 01:23:34,334
What?
1448
01:23:50,626 --> 01:23:54,876
♪ Everything you're looking for
Ain't out there ♪
1449
01:23:54,876 --> 01:23:55,793
♪ No ♪
1450
01:23:57,001 --> 01:24:01,584
♪ The gold is inside of you
Just so you're aware ♪
1451
01:24:02,793 --> 01:24:03,959
♪ Mmm ♪
1452
01:24:03,959 --> 01:24:08,668
♪ Mountains don't climb themselves
You gotta do the work ♪
1453
01:24:08,668 --> 01:24:10,126
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
1454
01:24:10,126 --> 01:24:14,751
♪ From the top, we all look small
Now that's a word ♪
1455
01:24:15,334 --> 01:24:17,584
♪ Hey! ♪
1456
01:24:17,584 --> 01:24:21,084
♪ I see 'em talking
Need to find my blinders ♪
1457
01:24:21,084 --> 01:24:24,501
♪ I ride with stallions
We'll see all around us ♪
1458
01:24:24,501 --> 01:24:29,126
♪ No distractions
Get focused like a lion ♪
1459
01:24:29,126 --> 01:24:31,626
♪ Who's with me? ♪
1460
01:24:31,626 --> 01:24:35,001
♪ Hear that ticking
It's time you shine ♪
1461
01:24:35,001 --> 01:24:38,168
♪ Baby girl, you are a gold mine ♪
1462
01:24:38,168 --> 01:24:41,501
♪ Fearless! Full of pride! ♪
1463
01:24:41,501 --> 01:24:45,001
♪ See her in the mirror
She's a gold mine ♪
1464
01:24:45,001 --> 01:24:48,418
♪ Priceless! It's your time! ♪
1465
01:24:48,418 --> 01:24:51,001
♪ Baby, baby girl, you're a gold mine ♪
1466
01:24:51,501 --> 01:24:53,043
♪ Worth a fortune ♪
1467
01:24:53,043 --> 01:24:55,168
♪ On the inside ♪
1468
01:24:55,168 --> 01:24:57,959
♪ Baby, baby girl, you are a gold mine ♪
1469
01:24:57,959 --> 01:25:00,543
♪ It's an underdog takeover ♪
1470
01:25:00,543 --> 01:25:02,709
♪ If you're too small, too big ♪
1471
01:25:02,709 --> 01:25:05,001
♪ Too tall, too thin ♪
1472
01:25:05,001 --> 01:25:07,584
♪ We're stronger together ♪
1473
01:25:07,584 --> 01:25:11,793
♪ Saddle up, it's time to ride
Know your gold is on the inside ♪
1474
01:25:11,793 --> 01:25:15,251
♪ Hear that ticking
It's time you shine ♪
1475
01:25:15,251 --> 01:25:18,043
♪ Baby girl, you are a gold mine ♪
1476
01:25:18,668 --> 01:25:22,001
- ♪ Fearless, full of pride ♪
- ♪ Yeah, oh ♪
1477
01:25:22,001 --> 01:25:25,168
♪ See her in the mirror
She's a gold mine ♪
1478
01:25:25,168 --> 01:25:28,751
- ♪ Priceless! It's your time! ♪
- ♪ Hope you know, hope you know ♪
1479
01:25:28,751 --> 01:25:31,709
♪ Baby, baby girl, you are a gold mine ♪
1480
01:25:31,709 --> 01:25:35,376
- ♪ Oh ♪
- ♪ Worth a fortune on the inside ♪
1481
01:25:35,376 --> 01:25:38,459
- ♪ Baby, baby girl, you are a gold mine ♪
- ♪ You're a gold mine ♪
1482
01:25:38,459 --> 01:25:43,251
♪ Oh ♪
1483
01:25:43,251 --> 01:25:45,084
♪ Ooh ♪
1484
01:25:45,084 --> 01:25:49,918
♪ Oh ♪
1485
01:25:49,918 --> 01:25:51,959
♪ Ooh ♪
1486
01:25:51,959 --> 01:25:55,334
♪ Stay true to you ♪
1487
01:25:55,334 --> 01:25:58,043
♪ Oh, you're a gold mine ♪
1488
01:25:59,293 --> 01:26:00,584
♪ Oh ♪
1489
01:26:01,376 --> 01:26:05,084
♪ The gold is inside of you ♪
1490
01:26:07,418 --> 01:26:10,209
♪ You ♪
1491
01:31:11,001 --> 01:31:15,251
♪ They say there's plenty of fish
Swimming round in the sea ♪
1492
01:31:15,251 --> 01:31:19,543
♪ Well, don't believe what they say
There ain't another like me ♪
1493
01:31:19,543 --> 01:31:23,751
♪ Don't let this one get away
'Cause, you see, I'm unique ♪
1494
01:31:23,751 --> 01:31:27,584
♪ I'm unique, I'm unique ♪
1495
01:31:28,084 --> 01:31:32,293
♪ I'm gonna show you
A world you've never seen ♪
1496
01:31:32,293 --> 01:31:36,543
♪ I'm gonna take you to places
Like you've never been ♪
1497
01:31:36,543 --> 01:31:39,626
♪ Yeah, don't you make a mistake
In the green ♪
1498
01:31:39,626 --> 01:31:44,709
♪ You will freak
You will freak, you will freak ♪
1499
01:31:44,709 --> 01:31:49,209
♪ Baby, you've got blubber trouble
I'm about to blow your bubble ♪
1500
01:31:49,209 --> 01:31:51,418
♪ Out where the pressure's double ♪
1501
01:31:51,418 --> 01:31:53,668
♪ We're going down into the deep ♪
1502
01:31:53,668 --> 01:31:57,793
♪ You better hold your breath in
'Cause, baby, where's you're going ♪
1503
01:31:57,793 --> 01:31:59,959
♪ There ain't no more oxygen ♪
1504
01:31:59,959 --> 01:32:05,168
♪ We're going down into the deep ♪
1505
01:32:05,168 --> 01:32:08,334
♪ Here we go ♪
1506
01:32:08,334 --> 01:32:10,626
♪ We're going down into the ♪
1507
01:32:18,751 --> 01:32:21,501
♪ Yeah, that's right, wow
You with Nikki Narwhal ♪
1508
01:32:21,501 --> 01:32:23,709
♪ Some take you high
Well, I take you low ♪
1509
01:32:23,709 --> 01:32:25,209
♪ To places you never know ♪
1510
01:32:25,209 --> 01:32:28,001
♪ Where it's just you and me
And those freaky fish that glow ♪
1511
01:32:28,001 --> 01:32:30,584
♪ I'm the unicorn of the sea
Don't touch the tusk ♪
1512
01:32:30,584 --> 01:32:33,168
♪ Hold tight to my fin
We're going low down ♪
1513
01:32:33,168 --> 01:32:35,376
♪ I hope your mama
Taught you how to swim ♪
1514
01:32:35,376 --> 01:32:38,084
♪ 'Cause, baby
You've got blubber trouble ♪
1515
01:32:38,084 --> 01:32:40,251
♪ I'm about to blow your bubble ♪
1516
01:32:40,251 --> 01:32:42,376
♪ Out where the pressure's double ♪
1517
01:32:42,376 --> 01:32:44,626
♪ We're going down into the deep ♪
1518
01:32:44,626 --> 01:32:48,751
♪ You better hold your breath in
'Cause, baby, where you're going ♪
1519
01:32:48,751 --> 01:32:50,918
♪ There ain't no more oxygen ♪
1520
01:32:50,918 --> 01:32:54,001
♪ We're going down into the deep ♪
1521
01:32:54,001 --> 01:32:56,168
♪ Yeah ♪
1522
01:32:56,168 --> 01:32:59,334
♪ Way below ♪
1523
01:32:59,334 --> 01:33:02,876
♪ We're going down into the deep ♪
1524
01:33:04,168 --> 01:33:05,168
♪ Uh, uh ♪
1525
01:33:06,293 --> 01:33:07,209
♪ That's right ♪
1526
01:33:07,834 --> 01:33:09,376
♪ Nikki Narwhal ♪
1527
01:33:09,376 --> 01:33:10,876
♪ What, uh ♪
1528
01:33:12,126 --> 01:33:13,543
♪ Take you down low ♪
1529
01:33:15,293 --> 01:33:16,626
♪ So deep ♪