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[crowd cheering]
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[guitar plugs into amplifier]
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["Are You Gonna Go My Way" playing]
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{\an8}[female voice] SparklePalooza, give it up
for the world's next big musical legends.
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One, two, three, four.
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♪ We've got to hug and rub-a-dub ♪
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♪ We've got to dance and be in love ♪
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♪ Are you gonna go my way? ♪
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♪ And I gotta, gotta know ♪
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[crowd cheers]
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And now, over here on lead guitar,
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my best friend,
the six-string slayer, Otis!
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Woo-hoo!
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I'm gonna melt your face off!
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[screams]
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And over here on drums,
the master of the beat, Reggie!
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I'm a donkey.
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Okay. I thought he'd say
a little more than that.
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Now finally, on lead vocals,
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the pony with soul is me, Thelma.
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And we are The Rusty Buckets!
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Woo-hoo! Yeah!
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Hey, Otis, do you know what time it is?
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Oh, I know what time it is.
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Thelma, do you know what time it is?
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Heck yeah, I know what time it is.
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[crowd] Thelma! Thelma!
Thelma! Thelma! Thelma!
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[Otis and Reggie] Whoo!
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[crowd] Thelma! Thelma!
Thelma! Thelma! Thelma!
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- ♪ Are you gonna go my way? ♪
- [man] We love you, Thelma!
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- [music ends]
- Ooh! Ouch.
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We need softer hay.
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Oho! That was sick!
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Yeah, you got, like,
three feet of air that time.
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[groans] Well, I hope the judges like it.
I just busted my tailbone, dude.
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Can I be real with you guys?
I don't think it's gonna be enough.
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Okay.
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If we really wanna
kill this audition tomorrow,
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we're gonna need some pyrotechnics.
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Ooh, you even got a big guy in there.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. What?! Oh!
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[Otis and Reggie scream]
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[thunks]
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[wet sloshing]
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- Well, see you guys at work tomorrow.
- [Otis] Go, go, go!
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[grunts] What the heck was that?!
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["Hold On, I'm Comin'"
by Sam & Dave playing]
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♪ Don't you ever be sad... ♪
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- Morning, Thelma.
- Morning, Bob.
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[moos]
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Hey, Bessie.
I thought you had the week off.
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Nope. People gotta have their cheese.
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[chuckles] Girl, you crack me up,
getting all that overtime.
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I hear you. I see you.
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[Otis] Thelma!
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Whoop-whoop!
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Hey, Otis!
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- What you doing? How you feeling?
- Ah! Ooh! Yah! Hee! [chuckles]
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So you ready for the big audition tonight?
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Yeah, I'm ready. Let's do the dang thing.
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We've been trying
to hit it big for way too long.
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Oh, come on. It hasn't been that long.
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It's been ten years.
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Don't you finally wanna play
somewhere that matters?
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I'm happy playing music anywhere,
as long as it's with you.
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- [both chuckle]
- [horn honks]
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Thelma, watch out!
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Whoa!
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[laughs]
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You trying to kill me, Reggie?
You need to cut them bangs, son.
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My bad.
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- [objects clattering]
- [chickens squawking]
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[Reggie] Aw, dang it. Not again.
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[chicken squawks]
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[Otis] Hey. So, uh,
how are those new lyrics coming along?
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What lyrics?
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You know, the lyrics for the one song
you don't have lyrics for.
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Come on, Otis.
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That thing has stumped me
since I was a kid.
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[announcer on TV]
And now, the world premiere
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of Nikki Narwhal's latest music video,
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"Blubber Trouble."
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You've gotta see this.
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Hold up. I gotta see this.
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["Blubber Trouble" playing]
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[squeaks]
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♪ They say there's plenty of fish
Swimming round in the sea ♪
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♪ Well, don't believe what they say
There ain't another like me ♪
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♪ Don't let this one get away
'Cause, you see, I'm unique ♪
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♪ I'm unique, I'm unique ♪
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♪ Baby, you've got blubber trouble
I'm about to blow your bubble... ♪
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Wow. Now there's someone who has it all.
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No way. Nikki's such a sellout.
She's as fake as it gets.
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Who cares? That girl gets to sing
at SparklePalooza every year.
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That'll be us someday. I just know it.
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[farmer] Hey, Thelma, Otis!
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Yeah, what do you want?
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- This manure isn't gonna move itself.
- [flies buzzing]
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Yeah, Thelma. I can't work like this.
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Yeah, I got you. I'm coming.
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[high-pitched clamoring]
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[fly 1] Come on, Thelma,
give us that manure.
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[fly 2] We're starving.
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{\an8}Y'all better not be laying eggs
in my hair.
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- [gasps]
- [flies scream]
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[fly 1] She's a fly eater! Get him out!
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[snorts]
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[fly 3] I was in her brain!
I was in her brain!
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[woman hollers]
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- I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- [Thelma] Oh no.
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Please don't see me.
Please don't see me. Please--
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[grunts] Oof.
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{\an8}- [group laughing]
- [spits]
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{\an8}Look at that avalanche of doo-doo,
done fell right on her.
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{\an8}[laughing]
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Thelma, is this your routine
for the audition tonight?
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No, Zirconia.
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You know I'm singing.
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You gotta be joking.
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Ain't nobody on earth wanna
hear music from a plain old farm pony.
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You look disgusting.
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Girl, we have the looks and the talent.
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And you got nothing.
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- [laughing]
- [groans angrily]
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- Ew! What you doing?
- Hey!
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At least I don't have crusty old pink eye.
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What? Esteban, is she for real?
Do I have pink eye?
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Yeah, I think you do.
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[screams]
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[announcer] Opening tonight
for our SparklePalooza talent search,
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we bring you the Rhinestone Fillies.
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- ["Conga" by Gloria Estefan playing]
- [crowd gasps]
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- [exclaiming]
- Yah!
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♪ Come on, shake your body
Baby, do the conga ♪
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♪ I know you can't control yourself
Any longer ♪
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- ♪ Feel the rhythm of the music... ♪
- [crowd gasps, cheers]
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Woo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
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[groans]
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[Esteban trills]
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[crowd cheering]
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[Esteban] Is this a dream,
or is it reality?
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[crowd] Ooh!
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[quacks]
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♪ Come on, shake your body
Baby, do the conga ♪
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- [song ends]
- [crowd] Oh!
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- [cheering]
- [quacking enthusiastically]
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Whoo! Yeah! That's what I'm talking about.
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[cheering continues]
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Otis, I'm so nervous I feel like
my heart's gonna drop out of my butt.
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That's scientifically impossible.
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- No, really, I can feel it.
- [announcer] Hello!
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Next up on our talent search tonight,
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an original song performed by, uh...
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The Rusty Buckets?
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[flies buzzing]
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[soft hopeful music playing]
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[cymbal clangs softly]
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[breathes deeply]
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[whoosh echoing]
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You got this.
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[feedback buzzes]
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Whoo. [chuckles]
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Hey, everybody.
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We're The Rusty Buckets,
and... and we're really excited--
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{\an8}Next!
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Wait, wait. What?
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{\an8}Off the stage, please.
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But we didn't even get
a chance to perform our song.
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{\an8}I'm sorry, kid. There's no future here.
Okay? Keep it moving.
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Hold up.
We've waited years for this opportunity.
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{\an8}- What's not working for you?
- [scoffs]
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{\an8}Look, babe, you just don't have "it."
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"It"? What do you mean?
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We just want people with a certain look.
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Someone that sparkles
and lights up the stage,
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not some forgettable farm pony.
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What?
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{\an8}Yo, yo, you gotta be something special
to perform at SparklePalooza.
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{\an8}I'm sorry,
but you will never perform there.
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Now, you listen here, buddy-- Whoa!
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- Oh!
- Whoa.
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- [thuds]
- [cymbals clash]
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[laughing]
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Thelma!
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- [melancholy music playing]
- [sign buzzing]
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[judge] You'll never perform there.
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[Thelma] Now, you listen here, buddy--
Whoa!
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[crowd laughing]
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[dramatic voice] Never gonna happen!
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[in deep voice] Good evening, fair maiden.
Why the long face?
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I have come from afar to cheer thee up.
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Wilt thou join me on a quest?
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[inhales, sighs]
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Sure.
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Let me transport you
to a realm of goblins, sorcery,
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and 19th-century homesteaders
on the Oregon Trail.
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[neigh echoing]
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{\an8}It's a completely original
role-playing game I've been developing.
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{\an8}I call it Dungeons and Wagons.
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What?
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[sings angelic note]
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Mmm!
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My character is
a donkey warlord named Donk-Truvious.
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Check it out. He's got a fake nipple
that doubles as a ninja star.
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- [clinks on table]
- [Otis] Whoops.
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- Donk who?
- Here, this is your character.
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She's a hardened pioneer pony
who dabbles in martial arts.
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She also just beat cholera,
so she has super high stamina points.
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- What do you wanna call her?
- [sighs] Horse Lady?
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Come on, you can do better than that.
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Okay, fine. Then Sad Horse Lady.
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- [chuckles] What? That's weak.
- Why can't I just be this unicorn?
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Oh, sorry, everyone wants to be her.
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She's a level 300 cleric.
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{\an8}You can only unlock her after you sell
your soul to a shape-shifter warlock.
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Okay, okay, so our wagon train
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has just been attacked
by a horde of goblins,
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and we are the only survivors.
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[sighs] I'm sorry, Otis.
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This game is really great,
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but I'm just too bummed out
to play it right now.
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Hey, don't worry about
what happened tonight.
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Pfft! Yeah, right.
You heard what those judges said.
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It's never gonna happen for us.
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No way, Thelma.
We're just getting started.
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We'll have plenty of other chances.
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No.
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Everyone's always told me
I didn't have the right looks for this.
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And you know what? I think they're right.
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[sighs]
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Well, I think you're perfect.
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[somber music playing]
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Good night, Thelma.
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[rooster crowing, squawks]
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[birds chirping]
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[melancholy music playing]
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[groans]
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[thuds]
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- [dings]
- [flies buzzing, clamoring]
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[flies] Yay, breakfast!
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- [woman] Group photo, everyone.
- [Esteban] We did it.
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Rhinestone Fillies, man.
We killed that last night.
243
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Ew. Move your eyeball.
244
00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:11,918
[Zirconia] Did we show up and show out?
Yes, we did!
245
00:11:11,918 --> 00:11:13,668
[woman] That was amazing!
246
00:11:13,668 --> 00:11:15,293
[all laughing]
247
00:11:15,293 --> 00:11:18,334
[Zirconia] Wait, hold on now.
Make sure you get my good eye.
248
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:22,209
[crunches]
249
00:11:22,709 --> 00:11:26,626
[glitter music plays]
250
00:11:26,626 --> 00:11:28,209
[soft hopeful music playing]
251
00:11:29,043 --> 00:11:31,168
- [wheelbarrow crashes]
- [chickens clucking]
252
00:11:31,668 --> 00:11:32,584
[mud sloshes]
253
00:11:39,751 --> 00:11:41,584
[glitter shimmers]
254
00:11:41,584 --> 00:11:44,084
[soft hopeful music continues]
255
00:11:44,084 --> 00:11:49,418
[neighing playfully]
256
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,376
- Thelma?
- [music stops abruptly]
257
00:11:52,376 --> 00:11:53,293
[Thelma] Mmm...
258
00:11:54,959 --> 00:11:56,668
Oh, hey.
259
00:11:56,668 --> 00:11:58,709
Hey, weirdo. Nice carrot horn.
260
00:11:58,709 --> 00:12:00,543
Otis, what do I remind you of?
261
00:12:00,543 --> 00:12:04,626
Uh... A pony with a large edible mass
growing out of its brain?
262
00:12:04,626 --> 00:12:06,668
What? No, you ding-dong.
263
00:12:06,668 --> 00:12:09,043
Come on, for real this time. Try again.
264
00:12:09,043 --> 00:12:11,126
[rattling]
265
00:12:11,126 --> 00:12:13,209
Ah. [chuckles]
266
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:17,626
Wait, I got it. You're a carrot
with a pony stuck to its butt.
267
00:12:17,626 --> 00:12:20,626
Wrong! Come on, Otis.
You can do better than that.
268
00:12:20,626 --> 00:12:22,209
[munching]
269
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,834
[goat blabbering]
270
00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:25,918
[laughs]
271
00:12:25,918 --> 00:12:30,251
Uh... Oh, you're the new mascot
for Root Vegetable Awareness Month.
272
00:12:30,251 --> 00:12:31,876
Otis, you're killing me.
273
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,668
[warbling]
274
00:12:34,918 --> 00:12:36,876
- [tires screech]
- [screaming]
275
00:12:39,084 --> 00:12:41,209
[in slow motion] Look out!
276
00:12:41,209 --> 00:12:44,126
- Huh?
- [dramatic music building]
277
00:12:49,084 --> 00:12:51,501
- [tires screech]
- [paint splashes]
278
00:12:51,501 --> 00:12:53,501
[music fades]
279
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:59,126
- [Thelma] Ugh! Gross! What is this stuff?
- [shaking]
280
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:03,793
Uh... Thelma, I think you better
go take a look at yourself.
281
00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:06,751
[Thelma] I swear, that dude
needs to learn how to drive.
282
00:13:08,543 --> 00:13:09,751
[mystical music playing]
283
00:13:09,751 --> 00:13:10,834
[gasps]
284
00:13:10,834 --> 00:13:11,751
What?
285
00:13:17,584 --> 00:13:18,543
I'm a unicorn.
286
00:13:19,376 --> 00:13:20,543
I'm a unicorn.
287
00:13:20,543 --> 00:13:22,668
I'm a unicorn!
288
00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:24,376
Woo-hoo!
289
00:13:24,376 --> 00:13:26,084
[grunts, laughs]
290
00:13:26,084 --> 00:13:28,043
A fake unicorn.
291
00:13:28,043 --> 00:13:29,543
Ha ha! Who cares?
292
00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:32,126
Take a picture of me
so I can post it on Pigstagram.
293
00:13:32,126 --> 00:13:35,084
Oh! Wait, wait, wait.
Let me delete my old account first.
294
00:13:35,084 --> 00:13:39,084
I'm gonna create a whole new profile.
It'll be like the old me never existed.
295
00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:41,876
Don't delete the old you.
I'm friends with the old you.
296
00:13:41,876 --> 00:13:44,209
[explosion booms]
297
00:13:44,209 --> 00:13:47,126
{\an8}- Yeah.
- Are you kidding?
298
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:49,334
Here. Just take the photo.
Just take the photo.
299
00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:51,209
Okay, okay, okay. Ready?
300
00:13:51,209 --> 00:13:53,418
One, two, three.
301
00:13:53,418 --> 00:13:56,418
- [camera clicks]
- Let me see. Let me see. How do I look?
302
00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:58,876
Oh. [clicks tongue]
Man, stop playing with me.
303
00:13:58,876 --> 00:14:00,793
- [chuckles]
- For real this time.
304
00:14:00,793 --> 00:14:05,209
[gasps] Look! Look! There's a unicorn!
I told you they were real!
305
00:14:05,209 --> 00:14:07,251
[all screaming]
306
00:14:09,334 --> 00:14:11,626
- [screaming continues]
- [brakes screeching]
307
00:14:11,626 --> 00:14:14,418
- [girl screaming]
- [laughs gleefully]
308
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:17,626
Unicorn, unicorn, unicorn,
unicorn, unicorn, unicorn!
309
00:14:17,626 --> 00:14:19,084
- Unicorn!
- Whoo!
310
00:14:19,084 --> 00:14:23,584
So you're just gonna let people think
you're a real unicorn now?
311
00:14:23,584 --> 00:14:27,001
This is the best day of my life.
Oh my gosh, she's so beautiful.
312
00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:30,418
Well, I'm definitely
not gonna break that little girl's heart.
313
00:14:30,918 --> 00:14:31,876
Hi.
314
00:14:31,876 --> 00:14:35,084
- Oh, hey, baby. What's your name?
- Suzie.
315
00:14:35,084 --> 00:14:37,168
- What's your name?
- Thelma.
316
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,334
Thelma?
317
00:14:38,334 --> 00:14:40,168
Thelma the Unicorn?
318
00:14:40,668 --> 00:14:42,293
Can I take your picture?
319
00:14:42,293 --> 00:14:44,501
Yeah, girl.
Course you can take my picture.
320
00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:45,501
But watch out.
321
00:14:45,501 --> 00:14:47,959
- My sparkles might blow up your phone.
- [giggles]
322
00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:50,501
- Is this real? This is a mirage.
- [mom 1] I can't believe this.
323
00:14:50,501 --> 00:14:52,209
- [mom 2] What a dream duo.
- [mom 1] Okay, get ready.
324
00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:53,584
[mom 2] Say "cheese."
325
00:14:53,584 --> 00:14:55,168
- [both] Cheese!
- [camera clicking]
326
00:14:55,168 --> 00:14:57,126
- [both gag]
- [mom 1] Smile with them teeth!
327
00:14:57,126 --> 00:14:59,001
- [mom 2] Honey, all of your teeth.
- Like this?
328
00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:01,126
- [mom 2] Too much teeth, baby.
- [giggles]
329
00:15:01,126 --> 00:15:03,334
[gasps] Unicorn dust?
330
00:15:03,334 --> 00:15:05,376
I'll bet it tastes like candy.
331
00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:07,459
- [both chuckle]
- Ooh, rub some of that dust on me.
332
00:15:07,459 --> 00:15:09,668
- [Suzie] Here you go.
- Thank you so much.
333
00:15:09,668 --> 00:15:11,793
- [indistinct chatter]
- [woman] Check this out.
334
00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:13,668
Hold up.
335
00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:15,668
I don't believe it. A real unicorn!
336
00:15:15,668 --> 00:15:19,376
{\an8}[old man] I wonder if she can grant me
eternal youth.
337
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:22,376
- Can your horn shoot lasers?
- Um...
338
00:15:22,376 --> 00:15:25,126
- Does your poo smell like flowers?
- Well...
339
00:15:25,126 --> 00:15:27,793
- What color is your blood?
- Rainbow colored.
340
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:31,918
- You don't really sound like a unicorn.
- Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
341
00:15:31,918 --> 00:15:34,251
I thought they were supposed
to sound like...
342
00:15:34,251 --> 00:15:38,293
[high-pitched] "Hi, I'm a unicorn!
My tears turn into glitter and cupcakes!"
343
00:15:38,293 --> 00:15:41,293
Yeah, well, all those unicorns
got eaten by dragons.
344
00:15:41,293 --> 00:15:43,668
[all] Oh.
345
00:15:43,668 --> 00:15:45,459
Can you do anything magical?
346
00:15:45,459 --> 00:15:47,709
- Magical?
- [man] Yeah, can you?
347
00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:50,251
Uh... Yeah. I can sing.
348
00:15:50,251 --> 00:15:51,543
[child] Sing for us!
349
00:15:51,543 --> 00:15:52,751
- Sing for us!
- Sing!
350
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:53,668
[child] Please?
351
00:15:53,668 --> 00:15:56,459
Otis, go get your guitar.
This is our big chance.
352
00:15:56,459 --> 00:15:58,001
You can't be serious.
353
00:15:58,001 --> 00:16:00,251
- You wanna perform like this?
- Yes!
354
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,293
Um... Excuse me?
355
00:16:02,876 --> 00:16:05,376
Are you really a real unicorn?
356
00:16:05,376 --> 00:16:07,251
[music fades]
357
00:16:12,376 --> 00:16:14,543
Yes. Yes, I am.
358
00:16:15,293 --> 00:16:18,334
- [neighs]
- [crowd cheers]
359
00:16:18,334 --> 00:16:20,168
- No way!
- Cool.
360
00:16:20,168 --> 00:16:21,459
[boy] All right!
361
00:16:21,459 --> 00:16:23,209
[Reggie] Psst. Thelma.
362
00:16:23,209 --> 00:16:24,209
Reggie?
363
00:16:24,209 --> 00:16:26,584
The new makeover looks sick.
364
00:16:27,251 --> 00:16:28,626
Otis, get over there.
365
00:16:28,626 --> 00:16:30,501
[sighs] You've gotta be kidding me.
366
00:16:30,501 --> 00:16:32,501
[indistinct chatter]
367
00:16:32,501 --> 00:16:34,376
[inhales, exhales]
368
00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:37,709
[strumming upbeat tune]
369
00:16:39,793 --> 00:16:41,126
[drumstick clicking]
370
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:46,918
♪ Something's moving
Something's there ♪
371
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:51,084
♪ Something's blooming in the air ♪
372
00:16:51,084 --> 00:16:53,084
♪ I can hear it ♪
373
00:16:53,084 --> 00:16:56,793
♪ There's a spirit whispering in my ear ♪
374
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,168
[scattered cheering]
375
00:16:59,168 --> 00:17:01,043
♪ And it's growing ♪
376
00:17:01,043 --> 00:17:03,209
♪ Growing fast ♪
377
00:17:03,209 --> 00:17:06,876
♪ Like the phoenix rising from the ash ♪
378
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:08,918
♪ It's amazing ♪
379
00:17:09,543 --> 00:17:13,834
♪ Once you face it
Then you can't look back ♪
380
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:15,501
[crowd cheers]
381
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,793
♪ Can you feel it? ♪
382
00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:19,043
♪ It's alive ♪
383
00:17:19,626 --> 00:17:23,584
♪ And it's never, never gonna die ♪
384
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,626
♪ Don't you fight it ♪
385
00:17:25,626 --> 00:17:27,126
♪ Just ignite it ♪
386
00:17:27,126 --> 00:17:29,543
♪ The fire inside ♪
387
00:17:29,543 --> 00:17:30,918
[cheering]
388
00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:32,834
Otis, I think they like it!
389
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,543
I know. Keep going! Keep going!
390
00:17:35,959 --> 00:17:38,001
♪ I've been dreaming for so long ♪
391
00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:39,959
♪ Dreaming of a song ♪
392
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:43,918
♪ That the people love to sing along ♪
393
00:17:43,918 --> 00:17:45,584
♪ Now I'm screaming ♪
394
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:50,043
♪ Screaming at the top of my lungs ♪
395
00:17:50,043 --> 00:17:52,334
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- [whistles]
396
00:17:52,334 --> 00:17:53,876
♪ Can you feel it? ♪
397
00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:55,918
♪ It's alive ♪
398
00:17:55,918 --> 00:17:59,793
♪ And it's never, never gonna die ♪
399
00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:02,251
- [phone pings]
- ♪ Can you feel it? ♪
400
00:18:02,251 --> 00:18:03,959
- ♪ It's alive ♪
- [phones chiming]
401
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:08,334
♪ And it's never gonna die ♪
402
00:18:08,334 --> 00:18:10,334
♪ Don't you fight it ♪
403
00:18:10,334 --> 00:18:12,251
- ♪ Just ignite it ♪
- [plate shatters]
404
00:18:12,251 --> 00:18:16,501
♪ There's a light on and it's shining ♪
405
00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:17,959
♪ Don't you fight it ♪
406
00:18:18,626 --> 00:18:19,959
♪ Just ignite it ♪
407
00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:22,168
♪ The fire inside ♪
408
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,751
[phones chiming]
409
00:18:24,251 --> 00:18:26,418
♪ The fire inside ♪
410
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,584
[song ends]
411
00:18:31,584 --> 00:18:34,501
- [cheering]
- [child] Yeah! [giggles]
412
00:18:34,501 --> 00:18:37,293
[cheering continues]
413
00:18:37,293 --> 00:18:38,626
[child] Again! Again!
414
00:18:39,209 --> 00:18:40,626
[woman] That was awesome!
415
00:18:40,626 --> 00:18:44,709
[triumphant music swells]
416
00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:49,168
Well... [exhales] ...looks like
we're going to see a unicorn.
417
00:18:52,209 --> 00:18:53,376
Suffice it to say,
418
00:18:53,376 --> 00:18:57,209
we don't get many unicorns
putting on rock shows in these parts.
419
00:18:57,209 --> 00:18:59,709
That's just not something
you see in this region.
420
00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:01,418
No, not generally.
421
00:19:01,418 --> 00:19:05,376
- Thanks for coming. You too, bald guy.
- Yeah, Thelma! Woo-hoo-hoo!
422
00:19:05,376 --> 00:19:06,376
Yeah!
423
00:19:06,376 --> 00:19:08,918
[chuckles] All right.
Don't forget about my band.
424
00:19:08,918 --> 00:19:12,126
- Hey, you guys want my autograph?
- [man] No, thanks.
425
00:19:12,126 --> 00:19:15,584
I can't believe it, Otis.
People actually liked our music!
426
00:19:15,584 --> 00:19:17,709
That was insane!
427
00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:20,418
Uh, but I think we should try
to get that stuff off you now.
428
00:19:20,418 --> 00:19:23,793
What? No way. Uh-uh.
I'm not washing this off.
429
00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:25,793
This is exactly
what I've been waiting for.
430
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:29,751
- I'm finally special.
- You were special before all this, Thelma.
431
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,751
You don't need this unicorn stuff.
432
00:19:31,751 --> 00:19:35,834
And why not? You pretend all the time.
You're Dank-Poopy-Butt, or whatever it is.
433
00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:37,334
[deeply] It's Donk-Truvious.
434
00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:40,043
And it's totally different.
That's just a game.
435
00:19:40,043 --> 00:19:41,626
But think about it, Otis.
436
00:19:41,626 --> 00:19:45,209
No one even paid attention to us
until I turned into this unicorn.
437
00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:48,876
The Rusty Buckets finally have
a lead singer that looks like a star.
438
00:19:48,876 --> 00:19:51,876
Yeah, but I didn't think
this would be a forever thing.
439
00:19:51,876 --> 00:19:54,876
Come on. People are finally
giving our music a chance.
440
00:19:57,251 --> 00:19:58,918
[sighs] Fine.
441
00:19:58,918 --> 00:19:59,834
[phone chimes]
442
00:20:00,501 --> 00:20:03,251
- [squeals] Otis, look!
- [phone chiming rapidly]
443
00:20:03,251 --> 00:20:05,001
- Yeah!
- [dance music playing]
444
00:20:05,001 --> 00:20:07,751
[chiming escalates]
445
00:20:07,751 --> 00:20:09,168
[bubbles popping]
446
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:11,043
[grunting rhythmically]
447
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,084
♪ We're dancing
Dropping the beat ♪
448
00:20:14,084 --> 00:20:15,126
♪ Splish, splash ♪
449
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,876
♪ We're the Pool Boys
We're the Pool Boys ♪
450
00:20:17,876 --> 00:20:20,251
♪ We're gonna jump in ♪
451
00:20:20,251 --> 00:20:22,668
- ♪ Clean ♪
- ♪ Keep it so clean ♪
452
00:20:22,668 --> 00:20:25,126
♪ Pool Boys
We're the Pool Boys ♪
453
00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:26,626
♪ Keep it so clean ♪
454
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,626
♪ Scrub-a-dub-dub
You know what's up ♪
455
00:20:28,626 --> 00:20:30,584
♪ Pool Boys looking super buff ♪
456
00:20:30,584 --> 00:20:32,668
♪ Rain or shine, you are fine-- ♪
457
00:20:32,668 --> 00:20:34,418
- [song distorts, ends]
- Pool Boys!
458
00:20:34,918 --> 00:20:36,543
What in the heck are you doing?
459
00:20:36,543 --> 00:20:40,001
I already done told y'all
no more dillydallying around the veranda.
460
00:20:40,001 --> 00:20:41,376
[water splashes]
461
00:20:41,376 --> 00:20:43,584
- [Pool Boys] Ah!
- Nikki!
462
00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:46,001
Hey, hey, you guys!
463
00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:49,043
Ba-bam! Guess who's back in the house?
464
00:20:50,293 --> 00:20:52,334
- [spits]
- [Pool Boys] Aah.
465
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,251
[water burbles]
466
00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:57,293
Good morning, Megan.
How's my favorite little assistant?
467
00:20:57,293 --> 00:20:59,876
- Doing great, Nikki.
- [Pool Boys laugh]
468
00:20:59,876 --> 00:21:02,876
Get in here, boys. The water's great.
469
00:21:02,876 --> 00:21:03,876
Whoo!
470
00:21:03,876 --> 00:21:05,126
[Pool Boys] Whoo!
471
00:21:05,126 --> 00:21:09,626
So you've got a photo shoot at noon,
a blubber massage at one, and...
472
00:21:09,626 --> 00:21:10,543
- Oh!
- [both laugh]
473
00:21:10,543 --> 00:21:13,084
...you're getting
a seaweed colonic at three.
474
00:21:13,084 --> 00:21:14,834
- Blech.
- [door opens]
475
00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:17,293
[man] Hey, Nikki. What a morning.
476
00:21:18,334 --> 00:21:20,459
["Diamond Girl" by Nice & Wild playing]
477
00:21:23,876 --> 00:21:24,876
[bird screeches]
478
00:21:26,376 --> 00:21:29,459
[dolphin squeaking]
479
00:21:30,209 --> 00:21:34,251
♪ If you can feel what I am feeling
Then the truth is just believing ♪
480
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:35,793
- Wow!
- ♪ You're my ♪
481
00:21:36,459 --> 00:21:38,459
♪ You're my diamond girl ♪
482
00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:42,293
- Oh, baby.
- [music fades]
483
00:21:42,293 --> 00:21:45,918
Nikki, there's an awful review
of your show in the paper.
484
00:21:45,918 --> 00:21:48,168
I don't want you to hear it at all.
485
00:21:48,168 --> 00:21:49,084
Listen.
486
00:21:49,084 --> 00:21:53,251
{\an8}"A bloated whale carcass was discovered
in Las Vegas Friday night,
487
00:21:53,251 --> 00:21:56,376
{\an8}300 miles from the nearest beach."
488
00:21:56,376 --> 00:21:58,043
"It was Nikki Narwhal,
489
00:21:58,043 --> 00:22:01,293
{\an8}whose new show has a smell of low tide."
490
00:22:01,293 --> 00:22:02,876
{\an8}Ooh, ouchie.
491
00:22:02,876 --> 00:22:05,376
- Vic, why are you reading this to me?
- [yelps]
492
00:22:05,376 --> 00:22:09,584
- Yeah, Vic, what the heck?
- Well, because I'm your manager, darling.
493
00:22:10,168 --> 00:22:12,126
I don't care what the critics say.
494
00:22:12,126 --> 00:22:14,168
My fans love "Blubber Trouble."
495
00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,918
It's the number one song
in the world right now.
496
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:20,334
You're right, Nikki.
Number one, but with a two after it. Heh.
497
00:22:20,334 --> 00:22:21,543
[groans]
498
00:22:21,543 --> 00:22:24,543
Nikki, I'm going to tell you like it is
because I love ya.
499
00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:26,501
Your fame is on life support.
500
00:22:26,501 --> 00:22:31,876
If we don't find some kind of a jolt soon,
your career will be dead as a dodo.
501
00:22:31,876 --> 00:22:33,418
Well, then fix it!
502
00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:34,626
[grunts angrily]
503
00:22:34,626 --> 00:22:38,084
We need to build your brand
beyond the music, Nikki.
504
00:22:38,084 --> 00:22:40,418
We need to strategize.
505
00:22:40,418 --> 00:22:43,126
- You're the manager. You strategize.
- [dance music playing]
506
00:22:43,126 --> 00:22:47,001
- Megan, get me a bucket of cod. Now!
- [crane truck beeping]
507
00:22:47,001 --> 00:22:48,668
[Megan] You got it, girlfriend.
508
00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:50,251
[Pool Boys whooping]
509
00:22:50,251 --> 00:22:51,376
♪ Jump, jump ♪
510
00:22:52,709 --> 00:22:54,001
♪ Uh-huh ♪
511
00:22:54,501 --> 00:22:55,876
- [music fades]
- Later, Vic.
512
00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:00,709
- [phone notification beeps]
- [cash register dings]
513
00:23:01,334 --> 00:23:02,876
[interestedly] Oh.
514
00:23:04,334 --> 00:23:05,918
- [dice rattling]
- [owl hooting]
515
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:08,418
Uh-oh. That's not good.
516
00:23:08,418 --> 00:23:11,543
- [deeply] You just summoned a demon.
- [intense tone plays]
517
00:23:11,543 --> 00:23:14,084
Oh yeah? Well, bring it on, demon.
518
00:23:14,084 --> 00:23:15,709
- [Otis growls]
- [Thelma] Spoon attack.
519
00:23:15,709 --> 00:23:17,084
- Deflected!
- Yah! Yah! Yah!
520
00:23:17,084 --> 00:23:19,376
- [growling]
- [exclaiming]
521
00:23:19,376 --> 00:23:23,209
Ooh. No! You've taken my soul! [grunts]
522
00:23:23,209 --> 00:23:26,001
- [miniatures clatter]
- [rock music playing in distance]
523
00:23:26,001 --> 00:23:27,959
Hold up. Do you hear that?
524
00:23:27,959 --> 00:23:29,418
Uh... Yeah.
525
00:23:29,418 --> 00:23:32,501
[lively rock music continues]
526
00:23:48,418 --> 00:23:50,668
Whoa. Is that--
527
00:23:50,668 --> 00:23:54,293
That's... That's Peggy Purvis,
the legendary music producer!
528
00:23:54,293 --> 00:23:57,001
No way! I... I thought she retired.
529
00:23:57,001 --> 00:23:58,751
[Thelma] What is she doing here?
530
00:23:58,751 --> 00:24:01,751
I believe she's here
to see you, little missy.
531
00:24:01,751 --> 00:24:03,709
- [music ends]
- Whoa.
532
00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:06,751
Oh, those are some stinky licks.
533
00:24:06,751 --> 00:24:07,834
[chuckles]
534
00:24:07,834 --> 00:24:09,668
You're pretty stanky yourself.
535
00:24:09,668 --> 00:24:12,751
Woo-hoo! That sounded amazing, y'all!
536
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:14,418
Thelma! [grunts]
537
00:24:14,418 --> 00:24:17,959
Thelma! Thelma!
I just got to jam with a guitar legend!
538
00:24:17,959 --> 00:24:20,043
I know! That's so crazy!
539
00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:21,459
Thelma, right?
540
00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:22,584
Peggy Purvis.
541
00:24:22,584 --> 00:24:24,918
Wow. Uh, I'm a huge fan.
542
00:24:24,918 --> 00:24:27,834
That song you sang on the news today?
543
00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:30,834
I ain't never heard anything like it.
544
00:24:30,834 --> 00:24:32,543
For real? Thank you.
545
00:24:32,543 --> 00:24:34,251
How'd you come up with it?
546
00:24:34,251 --> 00:24:37,918
Oh, that old thing?
I wrote that a long time ago.
547
00:24:37,918 --> 00:24:40,501
I just never had a chance
to play it for anybody.
548
00:24:40,501 --> 00:24:43,584
Gee, kid, you're really something special.
549
00:24:43,584 --> 00:24:45,418
And she's a unicorn.
550
00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:47,834
[scoffs] I don't care what she is.
551
00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:51,293
This girl, she could sing the phone book
and make you cry.
552
00:24:51,293 --> 00:24:53,293
[chuckles] I don't know about that.
553
00:24:53,293 --> 00:24:56,126
So, you kids wanna make a record?
554
00:24:56,126 --> 00:24:57,876
[triumphant music builds]
555
00:24:57,876 --> 00:24:59,459
[contained screaming]
556
00:24:59,459 --> 00:25:01,918
[both exclaiming]
557
00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:04,251
Knock-knock. Anyone home?
558
00:25:04,251 --> 00:25:05,918
[contained screaming continues]
559
00:25:05,918 --> 00:25:08,709
Are you serious? That would be our dream.
560
00:25:08,709 --> 00:25:10,168
But I thought that you, uh...
561
00:25:10,168 --> 00:25:12,793
Stopped producing music
after I went blind?
562
00:25:12,793 --> 00:25:15,709
Yeah, well,
maybe you could be my comeback.
563
00:25:15,709 --> 00:25:16,668
[gasps softly]
564
00:25:17,501 --> 00:25:20,459
[Peggy] Grab your bags.
I'm not getting any younger.
565
00:25:20,459 --> 00:25:24,001
We're making an album with Peggy Purvis?
566
00:25:24,001 --> 00:25:25,293
What?!
567
00:25:26,584 --> 00:25:28,584
[upbeat music playing]
568
00:25:40,751 --> 00:25:41,626
Watch your step.
569
00:25:42,918 --> 00:25:45,459
[electronics powering up]
570
00:25:49,876 --> 00:25:51,543
Wow.
571
00:25:51,543 --> 00:25:54,001
I've never been in a real studio before.
572
00:25:54,001 --> 00:25:55,293
Whoa!
573
00:25:56,334 --> 00:25:59,668
- Oh! [chuckles dazedly]
- [chimes tinkling]
574
00:25:59,668 --> 00:26:01,668
Well, get used to it.
575
00:26:01,668 --> 00:26:04,084
My gut tells me
you gonna be in here a lot.
576
00:26:04,793 --> 00:26:06,626
No way!
577
00:26:06,626 --> 00:26:09,126
You recorded Patsy Swine
and Smokey Buffalo here?
578
00:26:09,126 --> 00:26:10,168
[Peggy] Sure did.
579
00:26:10,168 --> 00:26:13,001
Someday, The Rusty Buckets'
picture's gonna be up there too.
580
00:26:13,001 --> 00:26:13,959
Boom.
581
00:26:13,959 --> 00:26:15,418
[chuckling]
582
00:26:18,418 --> 00:26:19,459
You know, it's funny.
583
00:26:19,459 --> 00:26:23,084
A lot of people told us we'd never make it
'cause we didn't look like stars.
584
00:26:23,084 --> 00:26:26,459
Well, it's a good thing
I don't care what you look like, Thelma.
585
00:26:27,084 --> 00:26:29,001
Peggy, be real with me.
586
00:26:29,001 --> 00:26:31,043
Do you think you could get us
into SparklePalooza?
587
00:26:31,043 --> 00:26:34,418
Nope, can't guarantee you
anything like that.
588
00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:38,209
But you can get yourself
to SparklePalooza by singing the truth.
589
00:26:38,209 --> 00:26:39,709
Sing it from your heart.
590
00:26:40,918 --> 00:26:43,543
Yeah, I got this one song
I've been working on
591
00:26:43,543 --> 00:26:45,126
since I was a little kid.
592
00:26:45,126 --> 00:26:48,668
- Just never found the right words for it.
- Baby, don't worry about it.
593
00:26:48,668 --> 00:26:50,584
Lyrics are like food poisoning.
594
00:26:50,584 --> 00:26:52,543
It hits you when you least expect it.
595
00:26:52,543 --> 00:26:53,959
[laughs]
596
00:26:53,959 --> 00:26:56,584
Now show me what you got cooking
in that songbook of yours.
597
00:26:57,168 --> 00:26:58,459
It's time to jam!
598
00:26:58,459 --> 00:27:00,251
[upbeat rock music playing]
599
00:27:10,709 --> 00:27:13,251
♪ If we all come from nothing ♪
600
00:27:13,876 --> 00:27:16,626
♪ If we're all made of stars ♪
601
00:27:16,626 --> 00:27:19,459
♪ If trees can grow from tiny seeds ♪
602
00:27:19,459 --> 00:27:22,418
♪ If destiny is to live your dreams ♪
603
00:27:22,418 --> 00:27:26,043
- ♪ I say, why? ♪
- ♪ Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? ♪
604
00:27:26,043 --> 00:27:27,584
- ♪ Why? ♪
- ♪ Why, why, why, why? ♪
605
00:27:27,584 --> 00:27:28,543
♪ Whoo! ♪
606
00:27:28,543 --> 00:27:30,126
♪ Can't it be me? ♪
607
00:27:31,584 --> 00:27:34,251
♪ Woo-hoo, ooh ♪
608
00:27:35,418 --> 00:27:38,334
♪ My roots run deep, so I can't fall ♪
609
00:27:38,334 --> 00:27:41,751
♪ My dreams don't sleep
They just grow tall ♪
610
00:27:41,751 --> 00:27:44,709
♪ I can rise without fear ♪
611
00:27:44,709 --> 00:27:47,334
♪ Let my truth be all I hear ♪
612
00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:51,584
- ♪ I said why, why, why can't it be me? ♪
- ♪ Why, why, why, can't it be me? ♪
613
00:27:52,376 --> 00:27:53,959
♪ Oh! ♪
614
00:27:53,959 --> 00:27:57,959
- ♪ Why, why, why can't it be me? ♪
- ♪ Why, why, why can't it be me? ♪
615
00:27:59,584 --> 00:28:00,793
♪ Why can't it be me? ♪
616
00:28:00,793 --> 00:28:02,209
♪ Yeah ♪
617
00:28:02,209 --> 00:28:05,876
♪ Why can't it be me? ♪
618
00:28:05,876 --> 00:28:07,626
- [music stops abruptly]
- [man clears throat]
619
00:28:07,626 --> 00:28:10,751
- [intercom clicks]
- Honey, I think you better take this.
620
00:28:11,334 --> 00:28:13,834
- ["Shake Your Pants" by Cameo playing]
- [slurping]
621
00:28:14,584 --> 00:28:15,418
Mmm.
622
00:28:15,418 --> 00:28:18,251
Peggy, darling,
I've got great news for you.
623
00:28:18,251 --> 00:28:21,251
It's Vic Diamond.
Listen, I'm so glad you answered,
624
00:28:21,251 --> 00:28:23,626
because I thought
you'd probably be dead by now.
625
00:28:23,626 --> 00:28:26,876
- [glass shatters]
- Hey, I'm delighted to be wrong this time.
626
00:28:26,876 --> 00:28:28,251
What do you want, Vic?
627
00:28:28,251 --> 00:28:29,834
Well, buckle up, Peggy.
628
00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:33,334
I've called to make you
and that singing unicorn an offer...
629
00:28:33,334 --> 00:28:34,668
[munches]
630
00:28:34,668 --> 00:28:37,418
...an offer you cannot refuse.
631
00:28:37,418 --> 00:28:41,668
Uh... Yes, I can. Check this out. Refused.
632
00:28:41,668 --> 00:28:46,709
Oh. Then I suppose you're not interested
in her opening for Nikki Narwhal today
633
00:28:46,709 --> 00:28:48,959
at her live show.
634
00:28:48,959 --> 00:28:50,543
Not gonna happen, Vic.
635
00:28:50,543 --> 00:28:54,584
Come on, Peggy.
I don't have time for patty-cake.
636
00:28:54,584 --> 00:28:55,793
I don't have the cake,
637
00:28:55,793 --> 00:28:59,418
and you know darn well
I don't have the patties.
638
00:28:59,418 --> 00:29:04,251
[slurping loudly]
639
00:29:04,251 --> 00:29:05,459
[exhaling] Ah.
640
00:29:05,459 --> 00:29:09,418
You wouldn't want to be the only one
standing in the way of her success,
641
00:29:09,418 --> 00:29:10,334
would you?
642
00:29:10,918 --> 00:29:11,751
[sighs]
643
00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:13,959
[strumming guitar]
644
00:29:13,959 --> 00:29:15,293
What? What is it?
645
00:29:15,959 --> 00:29:18,793
You kids wanna open
for Nikki Narwhal this afternoon?
646
00:29:18,793 --> 00:29:21,626
What?! Are you serious?
647
00:29:21,626 --> 00:29:23,126
I don't know, Thelma.
648
00:29:23,126 --> 00:29:26,001
I don't think we're ready
for a big stage like that.
649
00:29:26,001 --> 00:29:29,293
What are you talking about?
This is a huge opportunity.
650
00:29:29,293 --> 00:29:31,209
I know we already talked about this,
651
00:29:31,209 --> 00:29:34,043
but don't you wanna
wash the paint off first?
652
00:29:34,043 --> 00:29:35,168
No way, man.
653
00:29:35,168 --> 00:29:37,584
I ain't gonna mess this up.
It'll ruin everything.
654
00:29:37,584 --> 00:29:39,418
Peggy, we'll do it!
655
00:29:39,418 --> 00:29:42,084
{\an8}["Dance Across the Floor"
by Jimmy Bo Horne playing]
656
00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:43,251
[plane approaching]
657
00:29:44,376 --> 00:29:48,334
[tires screeching]
658
00:29:55,668 --> 00:29:58,459
♪ Ah, let's do it
Let's dance ♪
659
00:29:58,459 --> 00:30:00,376
♪ Dance across the floor ♪
660
00:30:00,376 --> 00:30:02,251
♪ Get to it
Let's dance ♪
661
00:30:02,251 --> 00:30:04,168
♪ Let's do it some more ♪
662
00:30:04,168 --> 00:30:06,751
♪ Ah, let's do it
Let's dance ♪
663
00:30:06,751 --> 00:30:08,668
♪ Let's dance across the floor ♪
664
00:30:08,668 --> 00:30:11,168
♪ Ah, get to it
Let's dance ♪
665
00:30:11,168 --> 00:30:13,209
♪ Let's do it some more ♪
666
00:30:13,209 --> 00:30:14,876
- ♪ With your baby... ♪
- [grunting]
667
00:30:14,876 --> 00:30:18,418
Peggy, darling, baby, looking great.
668
00:30:18,418 --> 00:30:21,584
Did you just buy your clothes at a rodeo?
669
00:30:21,584 --> 00:30:22,959
Yeehaw.
670
00:30:22,959 --> 00:30:24,793
- Vic.
- [groans]
671
00:30:25,459 --> 00:30:27,709
Still rocking that handsome smile.
672
00:30:27,709 --> 00:30:28,959
- Good for you.
- [groans]
673
00:30:28,959 --> 00:30:30,126
Enough!
674
00:30:30,918 --> 00:30:34,793
Oh, baby, look at you. You're a star.
675
00:30:34,793 --> 00:30:37,876
Like a fluffy piece
of cotton candy with legs.
676
00:30:37,876 --> 00:30:40,626
Yeah, well, I'm nothing without my band.
677
00:30:40,626 --> 00:30:43,751
Vicky D! What up?
678
00:30:43,751 --> 00:30:46,918
[apathetically] Oh, hello, donkey boys.
679
00:30:46,918 --> 00:30:51,876
[gasps] Hey, look, I bought us
some matching diamond bracelets.
680
00:30:51,876 --> 00:30:55,168
And wowee, they're connected.
681
00:30:55,168 --> 00:30:56,834
- Uh...
- Okay.
682
00:30:56,834 --> 00:30:58,834
[chuckles]
683
00:30:58,834 --> 00:31:00,001
{\an8}- [Peggy grunts]
- [Vic groans]
684
00:31:00,001 --> 00:31:01,751
{\an8}Come on, child. Let's go.
685
00:31:02,876 --> 00:31:06,293
- ["Hollywood Swinging" playing]
- [Reggie] Yeah! Whoo!
686
00:31:07,001 --> 00:31:08,501
[chuckles]
687
00:31:11,501 --> 00:31:13,334
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey... ♪
- [Thelma] Wow.
688
00:31:13,334 --> 00:31:17,376
- [laughs] These dudes sure like to dance.
- These are the Pool Boys.
689
00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:19,876
They say if they stop dancing, they die.
690
00:31:19,876 --> 00:31:21,543
♪ Say hey, hey, hey... ♪
691
00:31:23,709 --> 00:31:26,709
Right this way. Unicorns first.
692
00:31:26,709 --> 00:31:27,959
Wow.
693
00:31:28,709 --> 00:31:31,543
- ♪ Hollywood ♪
- [whistles]
694
00:31:31,543 --> 00:31:32,668
[Pool Boy chuckles]
695
00:31:32,668 --> 00:31:34,084
♪ Hollywood swinging ♪
696
00:31:34,084 --> 00:31:35,168
[grunting]
697
00:31:35,168 --> 00:31:37,668
[Reggie] I think
they want us to go in that limo.
698
00:31:37,668 --> 00:31:40,334
- ♪ Hollywood... ♪
- [grunting continues]
699
00:31:40,334 --> 00:31:42,334
See you guys at the hotel!
700
00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:44,751
Last one there's a smelly donkey.
701
00:31:44,751 --> 00:31:46,126
Ta-ta!
702
00:31:46,126 --> 00:31:49,209
♪ The city of the stars
Movies, women, and cars... ♪
703
00:31:50,459 --> 00:31:51,876
[laughing]
704
00:31:51,876 --> 00:31:52,876
[flies buzz]
705
00:31:54,293 --> 00:31:56,709
- [spits]
- ♪ Say hey, hey, hey ♪
706
00:31:56,709 --> 00:31:57,626
[beeps]
707
00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:01,376
- ♪ What ya got to say? ♪
- [beeping]
708
00:32:01,959 --> 00:32:03,084
[beeping rapidly]
709
00:32:03,084 --> 00:32:05,168
- ♪ Say hey, hey, hey ♪
- [laughs]
710
00:32:05,876 --> 00:32:07,043
[engine revs]
711
00:32:07,584 --> 00:32:08,876
♪ What ya got to say? ♪
712
00:32:09,376 --> 00:32:10,334
[coughing]
713
00:32:10,334 --> 00:32:12,168
Oh man. What just happened?
714
00:32:12,168 --> 00:32:13,834
{\an8}- [coughs]
- [tires screech]
715
00:32:15,959 --> 00:32:17,918
- ♪ Hollywood swinging... ♪
- Bummer.
716
00:32:19,209 --> 00:32:20,459
[Vic] Look.
717
00:32:20,459 --> 00:32:22,793
It's your name in lights.
718
00:32:23,376 --> 00:32:24,584
Wow.
719
00:32:24,584 --> 00:32:25,876
♪ Hollywood swinging ♪
720
00:32:27,209 --> 00:32:28,751
[music fades]
721
00:32:28,751 --> 00:32:31,834
[Nikki] I don't know why
Vic thinks I need some silly unicorn
722
00:32:31,834 --> 00:32:33,876
to sell tickets to my own show!
723
00:32:33,876 --> 00:32:36,084
I've never needed an opening act!
724
00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:38,418
That pink unicorn's got nothing on you.
725
00:32:38,418 --> 00:32:41,043
- Now, hit me with that freestyle.
- Yes, Megan.
726
00:32:41,043 --> 00:32:44,001
♪ Mmm, a whale that sings ♪
727
00:32:44,001 --> 00:32:47,168
♪ Mmm, a whale that sings really well ♪
728
00:32:47,168 --> 00:32:49,751
♪ I'm a better swimmer than you ♪
729
00:32:49,751 --> 00:32:52,293
♪ 'Cause you got four legs
And I got a tail ♪
730
00:32:52,293 --> 00:32:53,668
- [banging on door]
- What in the...?!
731
00:32:53,668 --> 00:32:55,501
- [bellowing]
- [gags, groans]
732
00:32:55,501 --> 00:32:56,543
[door slams]
733
00:32:56,543 --> 00:32:58,793
Oh, Nikki, darling.
734
00:32:59,376 --> 00:33:00,293
Megan.
735
00:33:00,793 --> 00:33:01,709
[inhales, spits]
736
00:33:01,709 --> 00:33:05,209
This little honey horse
is Thelma the Unicorn.
737
00:33:05,209 --> 00:33:08,418
She's a big, yet minuscule, fan.
738
00:33:09,084 --> 00:33:10,459
Hey.
739
00:33:11,043 --> 00:33:12,084
- Ugh.
- Okay.
740
00:33:14,584 --> 00:33:17,209
Oh, Nikki, you're so awkward.
741
00:33:18,626 --> 00:33:20,959
[announcer] Opening today
for the first time ever,
742
00:33:20,959 --> 00:33:26,084
we bring you the viral singing sensation,
Thelma the Unicorn!
743
00:33:26,084 --> 00:33:29,459
{\an8}Vic, I can't do this without my band.
Where are they?
744
00:33:29,459 --> 00:33:33,709
Oh no. Do you think they've abandoned you?
745
00:33:33,709 --> 00:33:35,626
No, of course not.
746
00:33:35,626 --> 00:33:38,126
Some bands just aren't ready
for the big stage.
747
00:33:38,126 --> 00:33:40,043
But they wouldn't just bail like that.
748
00:33:40,043 --> 00:33:41,626
You poor, poor thing.
749
00:33:41,626 --> 00:33:44,459
I know how badly you wanted this.
750
00:33:44,459 --> 00:33:47,251
Would you like me to cancel the show?
751
00:33:47,251 --> 00:33:50,043
- [murmuring]
- [hopeful music playing]
752
00:33:55,918 --> 00:33:59,626
No. I've been waiting
for something like this my whole life.
753
00:34:00,459 --> 00:34:03,418
- Let's do this thing.
- Fantastic.
754
00:34:03,418 --> 00:34:06,876
Now, let's get out there
and show everyone how special you are.
755
00:34:10,126 --> 00:34:11,668
[music builds]
756
00:34:11,668 --> 00:34:15,043
[crowd cheers]
757
00:34:16,251 --> 00:34:18,376
[neighs]
758
00:34:18,376 --> 00:34:20,126
[crowd cheering]
759
00:34:20,126 --> 00:34:22,334
[soulful music playing]
760
00:34:22,334 --> 00:34:24,876
[laughing, neighing]
761
00:34:26,001 --> 00:34:28,709
Hi, everybody. I'm Thelma the Unicorn.
762
00:34:30,251 --> 00:34:32,501
♪ When the world's so big ♪
763
00:34:32,501 --> 00:34:34,918
♪ It's easy to feel small ♪
764
00:34:34,918 --> 00:34:38,168
♪ When no one's ever looking down ♪
765
00:34:39,501 --> 00:34:41,668
♪ Now nobody sees me ♪
766
00:34:41,668 --> 00:34:44,209
♪ And nobody wants to be me ♪
767
00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:47,459
♪ I'm gonna have to show 'em now ♪
768
00:34:47,459 --> 00:34:52,168
♪ I'm fresh out of chances left untaken ♪
769
00:34:52,168 --> 00:34:56,209
♪ Gonna work on my moves, baby
I've been making ♪
770
00:34:56,209 --> 00:35:01,459
- We love you, Thelma!
- ♪ I'm done shrinking to fit into spaces ♪
771
00:35:01,459 --> 00:35:04,168
- ♪ It's time to show the world ♪
- Thelma!
772
00:35:04,168 --> 00:35:08,084
♪ That I'm going places ♪
773
00:35:08,084 --> 00:35:09,209
♪ Go big ♪
774
00:35:10,584 --> 00:35:11,876
♪ Or go home ♪
775
00:35:11,876 --> 00:35:15,209
♪ If you fall, dust it off
And get back on your feet ♪
776
00:35:17,168 --> 00:35:18,834
♪ You gotta go big ♪
777
00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:20,959
♪ Or go home ♪
778
00:35:20,959 --> 00:35:24,584
♪ Leave my fears at the door
'Cause there's no one like me ♪
779
00:35:24,584 --> 00:35:26,418
[cheering]
780
00:35:27,376 --> 00:35:28,543
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
781
00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:32,584
Vic, what are you doing?
Those fireworks are for Nikki!
782
00:35:32,584 --> 00:35:37,209
It appears that Vic Diamond
has just given birth to a new diamond.
783
00:35:37,209 --> 00:35:39,209
[chiming]
784
00:35:39,209 --> 00:35:41,084
♪ Got my eyes on the prize... ♪
785
00:35:41,084 --> 00:35:43,501
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold it right there.
786
00:35:43,501 --> 00:35:45,251
We're supposed to be opening for Nikki.
787
00:35:45,251 --> 00:35:48,793
Uh, well, you guys showed up way too late.
788
00:35:48,793 --> 00:35:52,126
♪ I'm fresh out of chances left untaken ♪
789
00:35:52,126 --> 00:35:56,668
♪ Gonna work on my moves, baby
I've been making ♪
790
00:35:56,668 --> 00:36:01,418
♪ And I am done shrinking
To fit into spaces ♪
791
00:36:01,418 --> 00:36:07,793
♪ It's time to show the world
What I've been making ♪
792
00:36:08,376 --> 00:36:09,668
♪ Go big ♪
793
00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:11,709
♪ Or go home ♪
794
00:36:11,709 --> 00:36:15,168
♪ If you fall, dust it off
And get back on your feet ♪
795
00:36:15,168 --> 00:36:16,084
♪ Ooh... ♪
796
00:36:16,084 --> 00:36:18,501
Good luck finding a new manager, Nikki...
797
00:36:19,543 --> 00:36:21,043
- [blows]
- [gasps]
798
00:36:21,043 --> 00:36:23,209
...because we're through.
799
00:36:25,043 --> 00:36:25,876
♪ No ♪
800
00:36:26,626 --> 00:36:28,376
♪ Go big ♪
801
00:36:28,876 --> 00:36:30,834
♪ Go big ♪
802
00:36:31,334 --> 00:36:36,168
♪ Yeah ♪
803
00:36:36,168 --> 00:36:37,959
[crowd cheering, applauding]
804
00:36:37,959 --> 00:36:39,126
Yay!
805
00:36:39,626 --> 00:36:41,709
Thank you, thank you so much.
806
00:36:41,709 --> 00:36:43,168
[Nikki growling]
807
00:36:43,168 --> 00:36:44,084
[crowd gasps]
808
00:36:44,084 --> 00:36:46,376
[perilous music playing]
809
00:36:46,376 --> 00:36:50,459
- Get off my stage!
- [Megan] Yeah, beat her good!
810
00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:54,084
- No, please, please, please, please!
- [Nikki laughing]
811
00:36:54,084 --> 00:36:55,668
- [zapping]
- [convulsing]
812
00:36:55,668 --> 00:36:56,626
[gasps]
813
00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:00,084
[exhales]
814
00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:02,376
DJ, play my music!
815
00:37:04,084 --> 00:37:06,418
["Blubber Trouble" playing]
816
00:37:06,418 --> 00:37:08,709
- Go away! No, thank you!
- Boo!
817
00:37:09,334 --> 00:37:10,168
[growls]
818
00:37:10,168 --> 00:37:12,751
Unicorn! Unicorn!
819
00:37:12,751 --> 00:37:15,959
- Unicorn! Unicorn!
- [Nikki] You wanna see her again?!
820
00:37:15,959 --> 00:37:19,626
- [crowd] Unicorn! Unicorn!
- [Nikki] Whoa!
821
00:37:19,626 --> 00:37:20,584
[grunts]
822
00:37:22,001 --> 00:37:24,376
[Megan] I got you, girl. [yelps]
823
00:37:25,084 --> 00:37:26,001
[exhales]
824
00:37:26,001 --> 00:37:29,334
I'm so sorry, Vic.
I... I didn't mean for this to happen.
825
00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:33,584
One supernova must implode
so a new star can take its place.
826
00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:34,501
[objects clattering]
827
00:37:34,501 --> 00:37:38,668
I could turn you into the biggest star
on the planet, Thelma.
828
00:37:38,668 --> 00:37:42,876
Thanks, Vic, but I've already got
Peggy to help me with my music.
829
00:37:42,876 --> 00:37:49,126
Thelma, Thelma, if you stay with Peggy,
you'll never make it to SparklePalooza.
830
00:37:49,126 --> 00:37:50,501
Don't you get it?
831
00:37:50,501 --> 00:37:54,668
Working with me
will guarantee you play there someday.
832
00:37:55,293 --> 00:37:57,918
Well, can I bring my band with me?
833
00:37:57,918 --> 00:38:00,501
Of course you can, darling.
834
00:38:00,501 --> 00:38:03,709
- [fireworks exploding]
- [Pool Boys screaming]
835
00:38:03,709 --> 00:38:07,668
Sign with me,
and your dream will become a reality.
836
00:38:10,126 --> 00:38:13,459
[crowd] Thelma! Thelma! Thelma!
837
00:38:13,459 --> 00:38:16,793
Thelma! Thelma! Thelma!
838
00:38:16,793 --> 00:38:19,709
[Vic] I'm only going
to make this offer once.
839
00:38:23,168 --> 00:38:25,959
Congratulations, my dear unicorn.
840
00:38:25,959 --> 00:38:27,793
We are officially in business.
841
00:38:27,793 --> 00:38:29,959
- [loud explosion]
- [Nikki roars]
842
00:38:29,959 --> 00:38:33,251
Now, let's get out of here
before that whale impales us both.
843
00:38:33,251 --> 00:38:36,918
- [cheering]
- [camera shutters clicking]
844
00:38:36,918 --> 00:38:39,043
[triumphant music playing]
845
00:38:39,043 --> 00:38:41,126
[woman] Thelma, take a selfie with me!
846
00:38:42,168 --> 00:38:44,501
Whoo! Thelma!
847
00:38:44,501 --> 00:38:48,418
I have these adoption papers
that will legally make me your son!
848
00:38:48,418 --> 00:38:49,834
Will you sign them for me?
849
00:38:49,834 --> 00:38:50,793
[Thelma chuckles]
850
00:38:54,209 --> 00:38:56,543
- [crying]
- [helicopter blades whirring]
851
00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:59,751
Look, your very own unichopper.
852
00:39:02,209 --> 00:39:03,293
Wow.
853
00:39:03,293 --> 00:39:04,459
[Otis] Thelma!
854
00:39:04,459 --> 00:39:07,501
- Hey, let go of me. Thelma!
- Otis?
855
00:39:07,501 --> 00:39:08,959
Wh-- Where have you been?
856
00:39:08,959 --> 00:39:11,793
We've been trying to find you.
Why'd you perform without us?
857
00:39:11,793 --> 00:39:14,626
What was I supposed to do?
You guys completely abandoned me.
858
00:39:14,626 --> 00:39:15,918
We didn't abandon you.
859
00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:18,918
A missile came out of nowhere
and blew up our car.
860
00:39:18,918 --> 00:39:21,501
Tsk. Come on, Otis.
You don't have to make up stories.
861
00:39:21,501 --> 00:39:22,793
Just tell me the truth.
862
00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:24,084
No, I'm serious.
863
00:39:24,084 --> 00:39:26,209
Look, I don't wanna fight with you.
864
00:39:26,209 --> 00:39:29,501
Vic promised me he could get us
all to SparklePalooza, so let's go.
865
00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:30,501
[sighs]
866
00:39:30,501 --> 00:39:33,084
I knew this unicorn stuff
would go to your head.
867
00:39:33,084 --> 00:39:35,876
Gimme a break.
You didn't even wanna be here.
868
00:39:35,876 --> 00:39:37,918
You said we weren't ready
for the big stage.
869
00:39:37,918 --> 00:39:41,084
Mommy, is this donkey bothering you?
870
00:39:41,084 --> 00:39:42,584
Hey, hold on. Who is this?
871
00:39:42,584 --> 00:39:44,543
[grunts] I am her son.
872
00:39:44,543 --> 00:39:45,501
Your son?
873
00:39:45,501 --> 00:39:47,334
Yeah. Go away.
874
00:39:47,334 --> 00:39:50,001
You're just gonna let your son
talk to me like that?
875
00:39:50,001 --> 00:39:53,251
Otis, I've been wanting this
my whole life.
876
00:39:53,251 --> 00:39:54,959
I'm tired of being overlooked.
877
00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:56,834
If you've been wanting this
your whole life,
878
00:39:56,834 --> 00:40:00,209
then why are you screwing it up
by pretending to be someone else?
879
00:40:01,459 --> 00:40:03,084
[dramatic music crescendos]
880
00:40:03,084 --> 00:40:04,959
[helicopter blades whirring]
881
00:40:04,959 --> 00:40:07,209
[crowd cheering]
882
00:40:13,668 --> 00:40:14,668
[blows kiss]
883
00:40:14,668 --> 00:40:18,501
[dramatic music continues]
884
00:40:18,501 --> 00:40:20,626
We love you, Thelma!
885
00:40:20,626 --> 00:40:22,001
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
886
00:40:22,668 --> 00:40:25,543
[reporter] Will Nikki Narwhal
ever bounce back from her epic meltdown?
887
00:40:25,543 --> 00:40:27,626
- [man] Run away!
- [woman] "Blubber Trouble!"
888
00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:31,001
[reporter] Or is it the end
of the road for this disgraced diva?
889
00:40:31,001 --> 00:40:34,668
Look out, Nikki, 'cause you're about
to get replaced by Thelma the Uni--
890
00:40:34,668 --> 00:40:36,251
[distorts, powers down]
891
00:40:36,251 --> 00:40:38,084
[screams]
892
00:40:41,959 --> 00:40:43,293
[chomps, swallows]
893
00:40:43,293 --> 00:40:45,418
Listen, Megan, and listen a lot.
894
00:40:45,418 --> 00:40:50,209
The only way I'll ever be back
on top is if we destroy Thelma.
895
00:40:50,209 --> 00:40:54,001
Ooh, are we talking about murder here?
896
00:40:54,001 --> 00:40:55,543
What? No!
897
00:40:55,543 --> 00:40:59,293
I just need you to dig up the dirt
that will ruin her forever,
898
00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:01,876
because everyone's got secrets.
899
00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:04,209
Oh wow. [chuckles]
900
00:41:04,209 --> 00:41:07,001
You are so dang smart, Nikki.
901
00:41:07,001 --> 00:41:10,376
I swear, it's that
big ol' whale brain of yours.
902
00:41:10,376 --> 00:41:13,459
Thank you.
My doctor says it's mainly water.
903
00:41:13,459 --> 00:41:15,834
Boom, Nikki, you go, girl!
904
00:41:15,834 --> 00:41:17,918
Well, what are you waiting for?
905
00:41:17,918 --> 00:41:21,209
Get out there and find
that unicorn's dirty little secrets!
906
00:41:21,209 --> 00:41:22,751
[chuckles awkwardly]
907
00:41:22,751 --> 00:41:23,751
Oh yeah.
908
00:41:24,501 --> 00:41:25,418
[chomps]
909
00:41:28,084 --> 00:41:30,251
[sentimental music playing]
910
00:41:32,709 --> 00:41:34,168
Boom shebang.
911
00:41:34,168 --> 00:41:36,959
Good morning, my little pink glitter puff.
912
00:41:38,709 --> 00:41:42,459
I've brought you some noodles and candies.
913
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,126
Um...
914
00:41:44,126 --> 00:41:47,751
I don't know what unicorns eat.
Is it noodles and candies?
915
00:41:50,126 --> 00:41:51,501
Vic... [sighs]
916
00:41:51,501 --> 00:41:53,293
...I think I've made a huge mistake.
917
00:41:53,293 --> 00:41:55,751
Oh no. What is it, my love?
918
00:41:55,751 --> 00:41:58,251
I shouldn't have left my band
and Peggy like that.
919
00:41:58,251 --> 00:42:01,334
Oh, come, come.
That ship has sailed, darling.
920
00:42:01,334 --> 00:42:03,084
But don't you worry,
921
00:42:03,084 --> 00:42:06,834
because we're gonna make
some sweet unicorn magic together.
922
00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:10,584
[sighs] There's something
I got to tell you first.
923
00:42:10,584 --> 00:42:11,709
Yes?
924
00:42:12,959 --> 00:42:15,459
I'm not a real unicorn.
925
00:42:17,334 --> 00:42:20,626
[gasps] No! Please tell me you're joking!
926
00:42:20,626 --> 00:42:22,043
[dramatic music builds]
927
00:42:22,043 --> 00:42:24,501
Oh wait. I don't care.
928
00:42:24,501 --> 00:42:25,876
You don't?
929
00:42:25,876 --> 00:42:29,418
Of course not.
You think these teeth are real?
930
00:42:29,418 --> 00:42:31,168
- [organ note rises]
- Aah!
931
00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:34,293
[clears throat]
932
00:42:34,293 --> 00:42:36,918
Truth is the death of success.
933
00:42:36,918 --> 00:42:40,084
The most important thing
in the music biz is how you look.
934
00:42:40,668 --> 00:42:43,918
Why don't you chew on that knowledge bomb
and see how it tastes?
935
00:42:43,918 --> 00:42:45,293
Oh yeah.
936
00:42:45,293 --> 00:42:47,918
[sighs] All right, then.
Tell me what I gotta do.
937
00:42:47,918 --> 00:42:50,084
That's my unicorn.
938
00:42:50,084 --> 00:42:52,209
[groovy music playing]
939
00:42:52,209 --> 00:42:54,709
You're lucky,
because I'm going to teach you
940
00:42:54,709 --> 00:42:57,918
what I taught me a long time ago.
941
00:42:57,918 --> 00:43:00,459
The Three Cs to Success.
942
00:43:00,959 --> 00:43:03,001
Step one, change.
943
00:43:03,001 --> 00:43:07,043
To be successful, you have to change,
not once, but every day.
944
00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:08,501
Sometimes twice a day.
945
00:43:08,501 --> 00:43:10,293
But I'm already a unicorn.
946
00:43:10,293 --> 00:43:12,668
♪ Change your look
Change your name ♪
947
00:43:12,668 --> 00:43:14,251
- [whirs]
- ♪ Change your tail ♪
948
00:43:14,251 --> 00:43:15,543
♪ Change your mane ♪
949
00:43:16,126 --> 00:43:17,293
♪ Change your moves ♪
950
00:43:17,293 --> 00:43:18,793
♪ Change your style ♪
951
00:43:18,793 --> 00:43:20,084
♪ Change your hooves ♪
952
00:43:20,084 --> 00:43:21,834
♪ Change your smile ♪
953
00:43:21,834 --> 00:43:25,293
♪ Step one of the Three Cs to Success ♪
954
00:43:25,293 --> 00:43:27,293
- That doesn't look like me.
- ♪ Oh yes ♪
955
00:43:27,293 --> 00:43:30,459
♪ Stick with me
Baby, you'll go far ♪
956
00:43:30,459 --> 00:43:33,376
♪ I'll make you shine
Like the brightest star ♪
957
00:43:33,376 --> 00:43:36,126
♪ You're gonna light up the galaxy ♪
958
00:43:36,126 --> 00:43:40,918
♪ And all it takes
Is the Three Cs to Success ♪
959
00:43:40,918 --> 00:43:43,543
- Step two, cologne.
- What?
960
00:43:43,543 --> 00:43:46,001
Perfume, eau de toilette,
961
00:43:46,001 --> 00:43:49,084
whiffy stuff, the nose jollies, darling.
962
00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:50,959
Do I smell bad or something?
963
00:43:50,959 --> 00:43:53,501
♪ You want encores
And standing ovations? ♪
964
00:43:54,084 --> 00:43:56,543
♪ You need to cause olfactory sensations ♪
965
00:43:57,251 --> 00:43:59,334
♪ You wanna be the belle of the ball? ♪
966
00:43:59,834 --> 00:44:02,543
♪ You need to have
The biggest smell of them all ♪
967
00:44:02,543 --> 00:44:05,376
♪ Your own cologne
That's when you know you've arrived ♪
968
00:44:05,376 --> 00:44:08,501
- ♪ We'll call it Unicornia No. 5 ♪
- [glass shatters]
969
00:44:08,501 --> 00:44:11,793
♪ You wanna shine like a supernova ♪
970
00:44:11,793 --> 00:44:14,376
♪ You need to hit 'em with a unique odor ♪
971
00:44:14,376 --> 00:44:16,751
♪ They'll wanna smell like you
From here to Paris ♪
972
00:44:17,418 --> 00:44:20,918
♪ That's step two
Of the Three Cs to Success ♪
973
00:44:20,918 --> 00:44:24,126
- [music slows]
- ♪ When I was a boy ♪
974
00:44:24,126 --> 00:44:26,043
♪ I was a nobody ♪
975
00:44:26,876 --> 00:44:31,043
♪ Nobody knew my name ♪
976
00:44:32,668 --> 00:44:35,043
♪ No one would dance with me ♪
977
00:44:35,043 --> 00:44:35,959
♪ They'd say ♪
978
00:44:35,959 --> 00:44:38,251
- Ew, who is he?
- [mumbles uncertainly]
979
00:44:38,251 --> 00:44:42,668
- [both laughing]
- [Vic] ♪ Then they'd turn and run away ♪
980
00:44:43,168 --> 00:44:46,126
♪ That's when I knew ♪
981
00:44:46,126 --> 00:44:50,001
♪ If I want to be somebody ♪
982
00:44:50,001 --> 00:44:53,251
- ♪ I have to be somebody ♪
- [crowd gasps]
983
00:44:53,251 --> 00:44:57,626
[Vic] That's when I changed my name
from Dick Cumbersome to Vic Diamond.
984
00:44:57,626 --> 00:45:00,126
I became a mover and a shaker.
985
00:45:00,126 --> 00:45:02,709
I became the Star Maker.
986
00:45:03,293 --> 00:45:04,418
But I digress.
987
00:45:04,418 --> 00:45:06,668
Back to my Three Cs of Success.
988
00:45:06,668 --> 00:45:10,209
- The third C, partnership.
- But that don't start with a C.
989
00:45:10,209 --> 00:45:13,334
Nobody interrupts Vic Diamond
except Vic Diamond.
990
00:45:13,334 --> 00:45:15,459
- My bad.
- Now, where was I?
991
00:45:15,459 --> 00:45:18,459
♪ One star power
Well, that has potential ♪
992
00:45:18,459 --> 00:45:21,459
♪ Two stars combined
Babe, it's exponential ♪
993
00:45:21,459 --> 00:45:24,626
♪ With a celebrity by your side ♪
994
00:45:24,626 --> 00:45:27,293
♪ You'll see what happens
When two stars collide ♪
995
00:45:27,293 --> 00:45:30,459
♪ You'll explode into a constellation ♪
996
00:45:30,459 --> 00:45:33,376
♪ My dear
You'll be an overnight sensation ♪
997
00:45:33,376 --> 00:45:35,876
♪ Stick with me
Baby, you'll go far ♪
998
00:45:36,459 --> 00:45:39,709
♪ I'll make you shine
Like the brightest star ♪
999
00:45:39,709 --> 00:45:42,209
♪ Today, a star is born ♪
1000
00:45:42,209 --> 00:45:44,751
♪ And that star is a unicorn! ♪
1001
00:45:44,751 --> 00:45:48,043
♪ With Vic Diamond's Three Cs ♪
1002
00:45:48,043 --> 00:45:51,084
♪ Vic Diamond, that's me ♪
1003
00:45:51,084 --> 00:45:53,209
♪ Vic Diamond's Three Cs ♪
1004
00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:58,084
♪ To Success ♪
1005
00:45:58,084 --> 00:45:59,334
- Oof.
- Oof.
1006
00:45:59,334 --> 00:46:00,751
Boom shebang.
1007
00:46:00,751 --> 00:46:02,709
So, what's the plan now?
1008
00:46:02,709 --> 00:46:04,751
I'm so glad you asked.
1009
00:46:04,751 --> 00:46:07,293
See that handsome stud over there?
1010
00:46:07,293 --> 00:46:09,459
That's Danny Stallion,
1011
00:46:09,459 --> 00:46:12,459
VideoTubeTube megastar.
1012
00:46:12,459 --> 00:46:14,709
[drawling] Hey, nice to meet you too.
1013
00:46:14,709 --> 00:46:17,793
No way. Uh-uh.
I do not want a fake boyfriend.
1014
00:46:17,793 --> 00:46:21,793
He got famous last year
for his chewing cud videos.
1015
00:46:21,793 --> 00:46:23,876
- [upbeat music playing]
- [chomps, swallows]
1016
00:46:23,876 --> 00:46:27,459
Uh-oh! Here comes the cud!
1017
00:46:27,459 --> 00:46:30,043
[gas burbling]
1018
00:46:30,043 --> 00:46:32,209
- [air horn blows]
- [Thelma] Ugh.
1019
00:46:32,209 --> 00:46:35,084
Nasty. He got famous for that?
1020
00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:37,959
Over a billion views and counting.
1021
00:46:37,959 --> 00:46:41,543
Now, get over there
and make some sparks fly for the cameras.
1022
00:46:41,543 --> 00:46:42,501
What?
1023
00:46:42,501 --> 00:46:44,209
Give love a chance.
1024
00:46:44,209 --> 00:46:47,543
[groans] All right. You're the Star Maker.
1025
00:46:47,543 --> 00:46:50,293
Off we go. This is happening.
1026
00:46:50,293 --> 00:46:51,209
[claps hands]
1027
00:46:52,709 --> 00:46:54,126
Oh, thanks, Danny.
1028
00:46:54,126 --> 00:46:57,126
Yeah, don't spend it all in one place.
[chuckles]
1029
00:47:00,043 --> 00:47:02,209
Uh... You must be Danny.
1030
00:47:02,209 --> 00:47:04,793
Hey! You must be Thelma.
1031
00:47:04,793 --> 00:47:07,584
[drawling] You wanna see something cool?
1032
00:47:07,584 --> 00:47:08,793
Uh, no, I'm good.
1033
00:47:10,918 --> 00:47:14,668
[softly] Hey, aren't you gonna play along?
There are people watching us.
1034
00:47:14,668 --> 00:47:16,793
Whoa, what happened to your voice?
1035
00:47:16,793 --> 00:47:20,168
Come on, you know.
This whole thing is just an act.
1036
00:47:20,168 --> 00:47:22,293
I'm actually studying
to become a brain surgeon.
1037
00:47:22,293 --> 00:47:23,418
You are?
1038
00:47:23,418 --> 00:47:27,709
Gotta pay for med school somehow, right?
Now, let's give the people what they want.
1039
00:47:27,709 --> 00:47:28,626
Okay.
1040
00:47:28,626 --> 00:47:29,584
[belches]
1041
00:47:29,584 --> 00:47:32,293
Uh-oh! Here comes the cud!
1042
00:47:33,043 --> 00:47:35,459
- [gags]
- [gas burbling]
1043
00:47:35,459 --> 00:47:36,668
[snorts]
1044
00:47:37,626 --> 00:47:39,501
- [cheering]
- The coolest!
1045
00:47:39,501 --> 00:47:40,959
[inhales, swallows]
1046
00:47:40,959 --> 00:47:42,293
[chuckles]
1047
00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:44,543
- [paparazzi shouting]
- Danny and Thelma, over here!
1048
00:47:44,543 --> 00:47:46,168
- Hey, Danny!
- Hey, lovebirds!
1049
00:47:46,168 --> 00:47:48,876
- Big smiles for the camera!
- [Danny laughs] Gnarly.
1050
00:47:48,876 --> 00:47:50,751
[camera flash charging]
1051
00:47:50,751 --> 00:47:53,043
- [dramatic music playing]
- [roars]
1052
00:47:54,626 --> 00:47:55,793
[growls]
1053
00:47:55,793 --> 00:47:58,876
[Otis, deeply] Ever since
Sad Horse Lady left my side,
1054
00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:03,584
the goblins have laid siege
to the Oregon Trail.
1055
00:48:04,626 --> 00:48:08,168
Will life on the prairie ever be the same?
1056
00:48:08,668 --> 00:48:10,668
[goblin groans, grunts]
1057
00:48:10,668 --> 00:48:11,584
Woo-hoo!
1058
00:48:11,584 --> 00:48:12,918
- [creaking]
- [woman gasps]
1059
00:48:14,501 --> 00:48:15,918
[dramatic music builds]
1060
00:48:19,626 --> 00:48:20,584
[roars]
1061
00:48:24,084 --> 00:48:26,543
Much obliged, stranger.
1062
00:48:27,834 --> 00:48:30,376
The pleasure is all mine.
1063
00:48:30,376 --> 00:48:31,334
[goblin 1 growls]
1064
00:48:32,084 --> 00:48:33,501
- [groans]
- [goblin 2 grunts]
1065
00:48:33,501 --> 00:48:34,751
[Thelma] Donk-Truvious!
1066
00:48:36,126 --> 00:48:37,376
[goblins roar]
1067
00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:42,293
- Thelma?
- [growls]
1068
00:48:42,876 --> 00:48:43,876
Look out!
1069
00:48:44,418 --> 00:48:47,293
Leaving you was a huge mistake,
Donk-Truvious.
1070
00:48:47,293 --> 00:48:51,251
Let's get the band back together
and join forces posthaste.
1071
00:48:51,751 --> 00:48:55,543
- [Otis] That's a splendid idea.
- Too late for that, bro.
1072
00:48:55,543 --> 00:48:56,459
[screams]
1073
00:48:58,126 --> 00:49:00,709
Looks like Thelma's already
got a new bandmate.
1074
00:49:00,709 --> 00:49:01,626
What?
1075
00:49:01,626 --> 00:49:03,751
[jaunty music playing over phone]
1076
00:49:03,751 --> 00:49:07,584
[reporter] The hot new couple now known
as "Theldannystanicorn" went public today,
1077
00:49:07,584 --> 00:49:10,918
announcing a whole new line
of game-changing products.
1078
00:49:10,918 --> 00:49:12,168
[Thelma] Yeah!
1079
00:49:12,168 --> 00:49:16,459
{\an8}Don't forget to try our new cereal,
Thelm-O's and D-Flakes.
1080
00:49:16,459 --> 00:49:17,959
Yummy-yum!
1081
00:49:17,959 --> 00:49:22,334
As a special prize, I've hidden
five unicorn hairs inside each box.
1082
00:49:22,334 --> 00:49:23,293
Whoo!
1083
00:49:23,293 --> 00:49:25,126
Shove it in your face!
1084
00:49:25,126 --> 00:49:26,793
I'm really sorry, boys.
1085
00:49:27,376 --> 00:49:28,376
[Otis sighs]
1086
00:49:29,834 --> 00:49:32,876
[Vic] Welcome to Huge Sellout Records,
1087
00:49:32,876 --> 00:49:35,709
where everything we make
sells out immediately.
1088
00:49:35,709 --> 00:49:38,334
[disco music playing]
1089
00:49:38,918 --> 00:49:41,209
[Vic] Right this way. Watch your step.
1090
00:49:41,209 --> 00:49:45,584
This is my inner sanctum,
where all the magic happens.
1091
00:49:45,584 --> 00:49:48,751
Can you smell the success?
1092
00:49:48,751 --> 00:49:50,543
That's my cologne.
1093
00:49:50,543 --> 00:49:51,959
[Danny chuckles] Cool.
1094
00:49:51,959 --> 00:49:55,251
- Uh... Where are your instruments?
- Oh, Thelma.
1095
00:49:55,251 --> 00:49:56,543
[Vic and Danny laugh]
1096
00:49:56,543 --> 00:49:59,084
{\an8}You can drop the act, buddy.
There's nobody here.
1097
00:49:59,084 --> 00:50:00,084
Sorry.
1098
00:50:00,084 --> 00:50:05,834
Sometimes I think the character I created
might actually be the real me. [echoing]
1099
00:50:05,834 --> 00:50:07,626
[mysterious music plays]
1100
00:50:07,626 --> 00:50:08,834
Oh boy.
1101
00:50:08,834 --> 00:50:11,668
- This is our lyrics room...
- [keys beeping]
1102
00:50:11,668 --> 00:50:13,043
...and that's Bridget,
1103
00:50:13,043 --> 00:50:16,293
the AI machine
that generates all the hits.
1104
00:50:16,293 --> 00:50:18,959
Any ideas for a song, you two?
1105
00:50:18,959 --> 00:50:20,959
Oh yeah. I got a song idea right here.
1106
00:50:20,959 --> 00:50:24,209
- I just need some lyrics for it.
- No, no, no, no, no.
1107
00:50:24,209 --> 00:50:26,959
We're not making your music,
you silly goose.
1108
00:50:26,959 --> 00:50:29,668
The algorithm will give us the groove.
1109
00:50:29,668 --> 00:50:31,459
What are you talking about?
1110
00:50:31,459 --> 00:50:33,793
I got a book full of jams
ready to go right now.
1111
00:50:33,793 --> 00:50:35,501
We just gotta go in there
and lay 'em down.
1112
00:50:35,501 --> 00:50:39,251
Uh, how about,
why don't we make a song about my cud?
1113
00:50:39,834 --> 00:50:40,918
Are you for real?
1114
00:50:40,918 --> 00:50:43,334
Excellent idea, Danny Stallion.
1115
00:50:43,334 --> 00:50:44,876
Bridget, give me a song
1116
00:50:44,876 --> 00:50:49,084
about the partly digested
food particles known as "cud."
1117
00:50:49,084 --> 00:50:51,001
[Bridget] Anything for you, Vic.
1118
00:50:51,626 --> 00:50:52,709
[powering up]
1119
00:50:52,709 --> 00:50:54,209
[deep electronic voice] Calculating.
1120
00:50:54,209 --> 00:50:55,334
Doo, doo, doo, doo.
1121
00:50:55,334 --> 00:50:56,793
[triumphant music plays]
1122
00:50:56,793 --> 00:50:58,709
Nice one, Bridget.
1123
00:50:58,709 --> 00:51:00,209
Get ready, you two.
1124
00:51:00,209 --> 00:51:03,293
We're about to shake the world.
1125
00:51:03,293 --> 00:51:04,668
[hip-hop music playing]
1126
00:51:07,876 --> 00:51:09,918
{\an8}- [Danny] Turn it up.
- [volume increases]
1127
00:51:09,918 --> 00:51:14,084
{\an8}[Danny] No, turn it down. That's too much.
Can I get some snare in the headphones?
1128
00:51:14,084 --> 00:51:15,418
♪ Uh-huh, yeah ♪
1129
00:51:16,084 --> 00:51:17,251
♪ Yeah ♪
1130
00:51:17,251 --> 00:51:18,793
♪ Uh-huh, here we go ♪
1131
00:51:20,043 --> 00:51:21,501
[burps] Ooh, pardon me.
1132
00:51:21,501 --> 00:51:23,084
[clears throat] Excuse me.
1133
00:51:23,626 --> 00:51:24,459
Oh boy.
1134
00:51:24,459 --> 00:51:26,668
♪ Refried beans, biscuits and gravy ♪
1135
00:51:26,668 --> 00:51:29,334
♪ Egg salad, broccoli
Let's party, baby ♪
1136
00:51:29,334 --> 00:51:31,709
♪ Pepperoni pizza, macaroni and cheese ♪
1137
00:51:31,709 --> 00:51:34,418
♪ Garlic, salami
And a pickled onion, please ♪
1138
00:51:34,418 --> 00:51:36,709
♪ I keep on eating till I hit high tide ♪
1139
00:51:36,709 --> 00:51:39,501
♪ Shake my belly, baby
Till I bubble up inside ♪
1140
00:51:39,501 --> 00:51:41,376
♪ I take my food to higher state ♪
1141
00:51:41,376 --> 00:51:43,168
♪ And then wait, wait, and wait ♪
1142
00:51:44,376 --> 00:51:45,584
♪ Till I regurgitate ♪
1143
00:51:45,584 --> 00:51:47,543
♪ Here comes the cud ♪
1144
00:51:47,543 --> 00:51:49,834
[in auto-tune] ♪ Ooh ♪
1145
00:51:49,834 --> 00:51:52,251
[burps] ♪ Here comes the cud ♪
1146
00:51:52,251 --> 00:51:54,793
♪ Ooh ♪
1147
00:51:54,793 --> 00:51:55,709
[burps]
1148
00:51:55,709 --> 00:51:57,418
♪ Here comes the cud ♪
1149
00:51:57,418 --> 00:51:59,959
♪ Ooh ♪
1150
00:51:59,959 --> 00:52:01,084
[burps]
1151
00:52:01,584 --> 00:52:06,334
♪ Nothing else can beat this feeling
Baby, let's just keep on eating ♪
1152
00:52:06,334 --> 00:52:09,084
[Thelma] ♪ Some people think
That my baby is crass ♪
1153
00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:11,501
♪ The way he belches
And builds up his gas ♪
1154
00:52:11,501 --> 00:52:13,501
♪ Yeah, my baby's table manners are rude ♪
1155
00:52:13,501 --> 00:52:16,126
♪ But no one can say
He doesn't chew his food ♪
1156
00:52:16,126 --> 00:52:18,834
♪ I love my baby just the way he is ♪
1157
00:52:18,834 --> 00:52:21,501
♪ He's my boo
He's my bud ♪
1158
00:52:21,501 --> 00:52:23,918
♪ And what he does is no one else's biz ♪
1159
00:52:23,918 --> 00:52:27,126
♪ 'Cause Danny Stallion
Yeah, he's my stud ♪
1160
00:52:27,751 --> 00:52:29,751
[Danny] ♪ Here comes the cud ♪
1161
00:52:29,751 --> 00:52:32,834
- [Thelma] ♪ Oh, I can't get enough ♪
- Coming in hot. Coming in spicy.
1162
00:52:32,834 --> 00:52:36,834
- [Danny] ♪ Here comes the cud ♪
- [Thelma] ♪ Oh, I'm so in love ♪
1163
00:52:36,834 --> 00:52:39,668
- ♪ I'm so in love ♪
- [Danny] ♪ Here comes the cud ♪
1164
00:52:39,668 --> 00:52:43,126
[Thelma] ♪ Oh, Danny Stallion
He's no dud ♪
1165
00:52:43,626 --> 00:52:45,918
[both] ♪ Nothing else
Can beat this feeling ♪
1166
00:52:45,918 --> 00:52:49,001
♪ Baby, let's just keep on eating ♪
1167
00:52:49,001 --> 00:52:51,459
♪ I'm so in love, I'm so in love ♪
1168
00:52:51,459 --> 00:52:52,459
♪ I'm so in love ♪
1169
00:52:52,459 --> 00:52:53,918
[Danny burps]
1170
00:52:53,918 --> 00:52:56,751
- ♪ I'm so in love ♪
- [cheers]
1171
00:52:57,334 --> 00:52:59,001
- [dinging]
- ♪ Here comes the cud ♪
1172
00:52:59,001 --> 00:53:02,001
♪ Oh, I can feel it now ♪
1173
00:53:02,001 --> 00:53:03,959
♪ Here comes the cud ♪
1174
00:53:03,959 --> 00:53:07,918
- [laughing gleefully]
- ♪ Oh, Danny Stallion, he's my stud... ♪
1175
00:53:07,918 --> 00:53:12,126
I never thought I'd have a song at the top
of the charts. This is incredible!
1176
00:53:12,126 --> 00:53:13,543
[growls]
1177
00:53:13,543 --> 00:53:15,626
You know what to do, Meggy-Poo.
1178
00:53:15,626 --> 00:53:16,918
I sure do.
1179
00:53:16,918 --> 00:53:19,918
- [cheering]
- ["Bodyshakin'" by 911 playing]
1180
00:53:19,918 --> 00:53:22,834
♪ Sends a shiver to my soul... ♪
1181
00:53:22,834 --> 00:53:24,084
Hey. [chuckles]
1182
00:53:24,084 --> 00:53:25,668
There you go!
1183
00:53:25,668 --> 00:53:27,668
Hey, hey, y'all. Do the Unicorn.
1184
00:53:27,668 --> 00:53:29,709
- Do the Unicorn.
- Do the Unicorn. Do the Unicorn.
1185
00:53:29,709 --> 00:53:30,709
Hey! Hey!
1186
00:53:30,709 --> 00:53:33,501
- [fans neigh]
- Oh, the Unicorn!
1187
00:53:33,501 --> 00:53:35,709
[tires screeching]
1188
00:53:36,584 --> 00:53:37,876
Listen up, you weirdos.
1189
00:53:37,876 --> 00:53:40,959
{\an8}You're the best team I can find
for $20 split six ways.
1190
00:53:40,959 --> 00:53:42,751
[raccoon chitters, whimpers]
1191
00:53:42,751 --> 00:53:46,168
But ain't none of y'all are getting paid
until you push that unicorn
1192
00:53:46,168 --> 00:53:47,709
to her breaking point.
1193
00:53:47,709 --> 00:53:48,793
Now, go!
1194
00:53:51,626 --> 00:53:52,543
[tires screeching]
1195
00:53:52,543 --> 00:53:54,418
- [crowd cheering]
- [neighing]
1196
00:53:54,418 --> 00:53:56,001
Thelma! Thelma!
1197
00:53:56,001 --> 00:53:57,084
Reggie?
1198
00:53:57,084 --> 00:53:59,543
Wow, you're like a massive star now.
1199
00:53:59,543 --> 00:54:01,501
Will you sign this for me?
1200
00:54:01,501 --> 00:54:04,209
[chuckling] Are you kidding?
Of course I will.
1201
00:54:05,001 --> 00:54:06,209
[meekly] Hi.
1202
00:54:06,209 --> 00:54:11,293
Otis? Oh my goodness, this is amazing!
What the heck are you guys doing here?
1203
00:54:11,293 --> 00:54:13,918
Oh, you know,
Peggy booked us a gig down the street.
1204
00:54:13,918 --> 00:54:16,293
Oh, congrats on the new single.
1205
00:54:16,293 --> 00:54:18,543
Danny must be amazing to work with.
1206
00:54:18,543 --> 00:54:21,293
Danny! Danny! Sign my poster!
1207
00:54:21,293 --> 00:54:22,793
- [chuckles]
- Awesome!
1208
00:54:22,793 --> 00:54:24,501
Will you sign my grandma's urn?
1209
00:54:25,334 --> 00:54:26,751
Grandma! [coughs]
1210
00:54:26,751 --> 00:54:29,584
Guess what. We just found a new singer.
1211
00:54:29,584 --> 00:54:30,793
Reggie, be quiet.
1212
00:54:30,793 --> 00:54:32,459
- You did?
- No.
1213
00:54:32,459 --> 00:54:34,709
- I mean, yes, we did, but--
- [Reggie grunts]
1214
00:54:34,709 --> 00:54:36,626
- Thelma!
- [Reggie] That's her.
1215
00:54:36,626 --> 00:54:39,293
Whoo! [laughing hysterically]
1216
00:54:39,293 --> 00:54:41,043
- Whoa.
- [screams]
1217
00:54:41,043 --> 00:54:44,168
I'm so excited to meet you!
I am such a huge fan!
1218
00:54:44,168 --> 00:54:45,918
Oh... [chuckles] Thanks.
1219
00:54:45,918 --> 00:54:49,126
Like, I totally wanna cut off
one of my horns so I can be just like you.
1220
00:54:49,126 --> 00:54:50,376
Don't you love her?
1221
00:54:50,376 --> 00:54:52,793
It's so inspiring to meet you!
1222
00:54:52,793 --> 00:54:54,918
Someone that sings her truth.
1223
00:54:54,918 --> 00:54:58,293
You're like the most genuine artist ever.
1224
00:54:58,293 --> 00:55:00,584
[soft emotional music playing]
1225
00:55:00,584 --> 00:55:01,918
[chuckles nervously]
1226
00:55:01,918 --> 00:55:04,876
- Yeah.
- [man] Hey, you're holding up the line.
1227
00:55:04,876 --> 00:55:05,793
[chuckles]
1228
00:55:06,459 --> 00:55:07,668
Guess we better go.
1229
00:55:07,668 --> 00:55:09,709
Well, thanks for stopping by.
1230
00:55:09,709 --> 00:55:11,626
- [bleating] Bye!
- See ya.
1231
00:55:11,626 --> 00:55:13,543
Take care of yourself, Thelma.
1232
00:55:15,293 --> 00:55:16,501
[girl] Thelma!
1233
00:55:16,501 --> 00:55:18,709
- [man] We love you, Thelma!
- [Otis grunts]
1234
00:55:18,709 --> 00:55:22,126
[laughing]
1235
00:55:22,793 --> 00:55:25,043
Oh baby! "Here Comes the Cud"
1236
00:55:25,043 --> 00:55:28,126
has just been nominated
for Music Video of the Year!
1237
00:55:28,126 --> 00:55:30,418
[crowd cheers]
1238
00:55:30,418 --> 00:55:32,668
[Vic] Vic Diamond delivers again!
1239
00:55:32,668 --> 00:55:34,751
[crowd continues cheering]
1240
00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:41,293
[Thelma] ♪ I was the only unicorn
On my rainbow ♪
1241
00:55:41,918 --> 00:55:45,084
♪ Oh, I was all alone ♪
1242
00:55:45,084 --> 00:55:47,668
♪ Without a reason to glow ♪
1243
00:55:48,918 --> 00:55:52,418
- [camera clicking]
- [Thelma] ♪ Red, yellow, orange, green ♪
1244
00:55:52,418 --> 00:55:54,626
♪ Pink and blue, they weren't for me ♪
1245
00:55:54,626 --> 00:55:57,043
- ♪ Oh no ♪
- [goat] Guys, we're like a family now.
1246
00:55:57,043 --> 00:56:00,709
- [Thelma] ♪ I had to indigo ♪
- [man] Thelma! Thelma! Thelma!
1247
00:56:00,709 --> 00:56:02,126
- [splats]
- [grunts]
1248
00:56:02,126 --> 00:56:05,959
♪ Living on a rainbow
Was a roller-coaster ride ♪
1249
00:56:05,959 --> 00:56:07,626
No, stop! Stop it!
1250
00:56:08,209 --> 00:56:10,043
♪ One day you're up on top ♪
1251
00:56:10,043 --> 00:56:12,918
♪ Next thing
You're slipping down the slide ♪
1252
00:56:14,168 --> 00:56:17,251
- ♪ Life wasn't always full of sparkles ♪
- [camera clicks]
1253
00:56:17,251 --> 00:56:19,001
- ♪ And the light ♪
- [gasps, snickers]
1254
00:56:19,001 --> 00:56:20,418
[crowd shouting angrily]
1255
00:56:20,418 --> 00:56:24,834
♪ I had no one there
To hear me crying in the night ♪
1256
00:56:24,834 --> 00:56:26,209
- [woman] Unicorn!
- [man] Run!
1257
00:56:26,209 --> 00:56:29,459
♪ I had to make a change
Make a change, make a change ♪
1258
00:56:29,459 --> 00:56:32,168
♪ I had to break the chain
I had to get away ♪
1259
00:56:32,168 --> 00:56:35,084
♪ I had to make a change
Make a change, make a change ♪
1260
00:56:35,084 --> 00:56:39,376
♪ I had to start again
To find a better way ♪
1261
00:56:39,376 --> 00:56:43,334
♪ I needed to leave
And find a place where I belong ♪
1262
00:56:45,168 --> 00:56:49,959
♪ Where I was safe
And I could sing my little songs ♪
1263
00:56:50,543 --> 00:56:52,709
♪ Where I could be myself ♪
1264
00:56:52,709 --> 00:56:56,126
♪ And let my sparkles shine on through ♪
1265
00:56:56,626 --> 00:56:58,668
♪ Turns out that place ♪
1266
00:56:58,668 --> 00:57:03,168
♪ Was right here next to you ♪
1267
00:57:03,168 --> 00:57:05,168
♪ Oh ♪
1268
00:57:05,168 --> 00:57:08,293
- ♪ I had to make a change... ♪
- [caterwauling]
1269
00:57:08,293 --> 00:57:10,084
♪ I had to break the chain ♪
1270
00:57:10,084 --> 00:57:11,543
♪ I had to get away ♪
1271
00:57:11,543 --> 00:57:14,668
♪ I had to make a change
Make a change, make a change ♪
1272
00:57:14,668 --> 00:57:17,876
♪ I had to start again
To find a better way ♪
1273
00:57:17,876 --> 00:57:20,543
- ♪ I had to make a change... ♪
- [goat screaming]
1274
00:57:20,543 --> 00:57:23,626
♪ I had to break the chain
I had to get away ♪
1275
00:57:23,626 --> 00:57:26,834
♪ I had to make a change
Make a change, make a change ♪
1276
00:57:26,834 --> 00:57:28,418
♪ I had to start again ♪
1277
00:57:28,418 --> 00:57:34,626
♪ To find a better way ♪
1278
00:57:35,293 --> 00:57:40,376
♪ I was the only unicorn on my rainbow ♪
1279
00:57:40,376 --> 00:57:43,876
♪ Ooh ♪
1280
00:57:43,876 --> 00:57:48,584
[buzzing]
1281
00:57:49,293 --> 00:57:52,293
- Thelma, I've got some amazing news!
- [slippers squeaking]
1282
00:57:52,293 --> 00:57:56,834
I've just booked you
to headline SparklePalooza in two weeks.
1283
00:57:56,834 --> 00:57:59,251
- What?
- I told you I'd make it happen.
1284
00:57:59,251 --> 00:58:00,918
Now, get yourself cleaned up.
1285
00:58:00,918 --> 00:58:03,293
We've got the Music Video Awards tonight.
1286
00:58:03,293 --> 00:58:05,751
- [cheering]
- [camera shutter clicking]
1287
00:58:05,751 --> 00:58:07,668
[paparazzo] Hi! Who are you wearing?
1288
00:58:09,084 --> 00:58:10,876
[electronic dance music playing]
1289
00:58:17,126 --> 00:58:18,459
[clamoring]
1290
00:58:18,459 --> 00:58:22,334
The world's hottest musicians
have gathered tonight in Hollywood,
1291
00:58:22,334 --> 00:58:25,418
hoping to win
Best Music Video of the Year.
1292
00:58:25,418 --> 00:58:26,376
[limo horn beeps]
1293
00:58:26,376 --> 00:58:29,543
Returning for the first time
since her big meltdown
1294
00:58:29,543 --> 00:58:34,334
is "Blubber Trouble" superstar,
Nikki Narwhal!
1295
00:58:35,668 --> 00:58:37,334
Blubber Trouble's here.
1296
00:58:37,334 --> 00:58:39,001
[all] Boo!
1297
00:58:39,001 --> 00:58:40,709
Oh, boo you!
1298
00:58:40,709 --> 00:58:42,501
[laughs]
1299
00:58:42,501 --> 00:58:44,084
- [groans]
- [Megan strains]
1300
00:58:44,084 --> 00:58:47,418
- Push, Megan, push. Get me out of here!
- I got you, girl.
1301
00:58:47,418 --> 00:58:49,543
- [man] They're here!
- [woman] Thelma!
1302
00:58:49,543 --> 00:58:53,459
Could you ever imagine
our lives would turn out like this?
1303
00:58:53,459 --> 00:58:55,251
Not in a million years.
1304
00:58:56,209 --> 00:59:00,043
Well, there's no turning back now!
1305
00:59:00,043 --> 00:59:01,001
[cheering]
1306
00:59:01,001 --> 00:59:02,584
["Slam" by Onyx playing]
1307
00:59:02,584 --> 00:59:04,876
{\an8}- [man] We love you, Thelma!
- [Danny chuckles]
1308
00:59:04,876 --> 00:59:06,501
Hey, get my good side.
1309
00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:08,251
[crowd cheering, screaming]
1310
00:59:08,251 --> 00:59:09,918
Hey, make some room.
1311
00:59:10,834 --> 00:59:13,459
Thelma sent fans into a frenzy this week
1312
00:59:13,459 --> 00:59:17,709
when it was announced
she'll be performing at SparklePalooza.
1313
00:59:18,293 --> 00:59:19,376
[Otis] Thelma?
1314
00:59:19,376 --> 00:59:20,376
Thelma?
1315
00:59:20,376 --> 00:59:23,959
- I just can't wait to get on that stage.
- [Otis] Thelma, over here!
1316
00:59:25,543 --> 00:59:28,293
- Otis?
- [man 1] Hey, hey, who are you wearing?
1317
00:59:28,293 --> 00:59:31,584
[Vic] We're wearing Flavio Donzini.
1318
00:59:32,168 --> 00:59:33,001
Thelma?
1319
00:59:33,751 --> 00:59:36,418
[Danny] Hey, check me out.
1320
00:59:36,418 --> 00:59:37,918
Wait, Thelma! Wait! Wait!
1321
00:59:37,918 --> 00:59:39,876
[Vic] Come on, you little babies.
1322
00:59:39,876 --> 00:59:44,001
- [Danny] Hey, wish us luck. Bye.
- [man 2] Danny, those chaps are fire.
1323
00:59:44,001 --> 00:59:48,626
And the award
for Best Eyebrows in a Music Video
1324
00:59:48,626 --> 00:59:52,459
goes to the Treble Twins!
1325
00:59:52,459 --> 00:59:54,834
- [crowd cheering]
- [both exclaim]
1326
00:59:54,834 --> 00:59:55,793
- Oh!
- [grunts]
1327
00:59:55,793 --> 00:59:58,126
- [upbeat music playing]
- [both chuckle]
1328
00:59:58,126 --> 01:00:00,209
Those guys are great.
1329
01:00:00,209 --> 01:00:01,168
[gasps]
1330
01:00:01,168 --> 01:00:04,293
Oh no, Thelma! Your face is falling apart.
1331
01:00:04,293 --> 01:00:06,501
- What?
- I'd run to the loo and fix it.
1332
01:00:06,501 --> 01:00:08,543
Our category is almost up.
1333
01:00:11,251 --> 01:00:12,376
Oh no.
1334
01:00:12,376 --> 01:00:14,168
[tense music playing]
1335
01:00:23,334 --> 01:00:24,168
[exhales]
1336
01:00:25,251 --> 01:00:26,668
- [dramatic sting]
- Aah!
1337
01:00:26,668 --> 01:00:28,543
Hello, Thelma.
1338
01:00:28,543 --> 01:00:29,668
Ooh, girl!
1339
01:00:29,668 --> 01:00:33,084
You scared the jelly beans out of me.
You just been hanging out in there?
1340
01:00:33,876 --> 01:00:36,584
[toilet flushing]
1341
01:00:38,001 --> 01:00:40,418
Here, I just wanted to give you this.
1342
01:00:41,043 --> 01:00:43,876
Oh. Uh, okay. Thanks.
1343
01:00:47,293 --> 01:00:52,251
It's funny. I didn't know unicorn horns
could detach themselves like that.
1344
01:00:52,834 --> 01:00:54,251
[gasps] What?
1345
01:00:55,126 --> 01:00:56,084
Why you doing this?
1346
01:00:56,084 --> 01:00:59,626
Because I'll do anything
to get Nikki back on top.
1347
01:00:59,626 --> 01:01:01,126
[screams]
1348
01:01:01,126 --> 01:01:02,793
[menacing music playing]
1349
01:01:08,293 --> 01:01:09,126
Ugh...
1350
01:01:09,876 --> 01:01:11,501
[gasps, exhales]
1351
01:01:12,209 --> 01:01:15,876
[laughing]
1352
01:01:16,918 --> 01:01:18,668
A carrot?
1353
01:01:18,668 --> 01:01:22,459
Your magic horn was a carrot?
1354
01:01:22,459 --> 01:01:23,459
Ha!
1355
01:01:23,459 --> 01:01:26,709
I knew there was no such thing
as unicorns.
1356
01:01:26,709 --> 01:01:28,751
Please, I... I can explain.
1357
01:01:28,751 --> 01:01:31,418
Oh, that won't be necessary.
1358
01:01:31,418 --> 01:01:35,543
After I post this video, the whole world
will know what you really are.
1359
01:01:35,543 --> 01:01:38,209
Just a phony little pony.
1360
01:01:38,209 --> 01:01:39,251
[laughs]
1361
01:01:39,251 --> 01:01:42,668
Oh man, I can't wait
to see the look on everyone's faces
1362
01:01:42,668 --> 01:01:44,834
when they find out how you betrayed them.
1363
01:01:45,543 --> 01:01:47,376
Megan, please don't do this.
1364
01:01:47,376 --> 01:01:49,168
I can't go back to the way things were.
1365
01:01:49,168 --> 01:01:50,876
I'll give you anything you want.
1366
01:01:50,876 --> 01:01:52,709
Too late for that, Thelma.
1367
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:56,668
Time for the world to see you
as the pathetic creature you are.
1368
01:01:56,668 --> 01:01:58,126
[gasps softly]
1369
01:01:59,501 --> 01:02:02,043
- Wait, stop! Don't!
- [dramatic music stops]
1370
01:02:02,626 --> 01:02:03,501
Just...
1371
01:02:04,709 --> 01:02:06,084
Just let me disappear.
1372
01:02:06,668 --> 01:02:10,376
You'll never see
or hear from me ever again.
1373
01:02:10,376 --> 01:02:12,543
It'll be like I never existed.
1374
01:02:14,334 --> 01:02:15,168
Fine.
1375
01:02:16,168 --> 01:02:19,084
But I want you gone for good.
1376
01:02:19,084 --> 01:02:21,543
Because if you ever try to come back,
1377
01:02:22,043 --> 01:02:25,043
you know exactly what will happen to you.
1378
01:02:25,043 --> 01:02:27,126
[somber music playing]
1379
01:02:36,043 --> 01:02:37,334
Bye-bye now.
1380
01:02:38,376 --> 01:02:41,251
- [typing]
- [phone beeps]
1381
01:02:41,251 --> 01:02:44,918
[Vic] Thelma! Thelma, where are you?
1382
01:02:44,918 --> 01:02:46,251
[phone beeps]
1383
01:02:46,251 --> 01:02:49,376
Excuse me,
have you seen a tiny pink unicorn,
1384
01:02:49,376 --> 01:02:52,209
loves to sing about farts and acid reflux?
1385
01:02:54,584 --> 01:02:56,376
Oh, never mind!
1386
01:02:56,376 --> 01:03:00,876
Thelma, Thelma, please,
come to Vicky. Thelma!
1387
01:03:00,876 --> 01:03:04,751
[announcer] And the winner
for Best Music Video of the Year
1388
01:03:04,751 --> 01:03:10,834
goes to "Here Comes the Cud"
by Danny Stallion and Thelma the Unicorn.
1389
01:03:12,084 --> 01:03:13,876
♪ Here comes the cud ♪
1390
01:03:13,876 --> 01:03:18,834
- ♪ Oh, I'm so in love, I'm so in love ♪
- ♪ Here comes the cud ♪
1391
01:03:18,834 --> 01:03:22,543
♪ Oh, Danny Stallion, he's my bud ♪
1392
01:03:22,543 --> 01:03:23,626
♪ Nothing else can... ♪
1393
01:03:23,626 --> 01:03:26,293
Uh... Where'd she go?
1394
01:03:26,293 --> 01:03:28,251
[cheering]
1395
01:03:28,834 --> 01:03:30,751
Mission accomplished.
1396
01:03:31,418 --> 01:03:33,209
Ha ha ha! Nice one. [chomps]
1397
01:03:33,959 --> 01:03:35,751
You'll be back on top in a week.
1398
01:03:37,626 --> 01:03:38,709
Blast it!
1399
01:03:39,376 --> 01:03:41,084
- Thelma's missing!
- [crowd gasps]
1400
01:03:41,084 --> 01:03:43,168
- Huh?!
- [groans, thuds]
1401
01:03:43,168 --> 01:03:47,209
I... I don't mean to alarm you,
but we seem to have lost Thelma.
1402
01:03:47,209 --> 01:03:48,584
What?
1403
01:03:48,584 --> 01:03:50,918
No!
1404
01:03:50,918 --> 01:03:54,709
Would everyone please take a moment
and look under your seats for Thelma?
1405
01:03:54,709 --> 01:03:56,834
She's a unicorn. She's quite small.
1406
01:03:56,834 --> 01:03:59,376
She may have gotten trapped
under your bum.
1407
01:04:01,709 --> 01:04:03,709
- [panicked shouting]
- [grunting]
1408
01:04:04,209 --> 01:04:05,418
[elephant trumpets]
1409
01:04:05,418 --> 01:04:07,418
[shouting continues]
1410
01:04:08,251 --> 01:04:09,251
[man] Thelma?!
1411
01:04:14,751 --> 01:04:16,251
[sighs]
1412
01:04:18,709 --> 01:04:19,793
[bus hisses]
1413
01:04:31,626 --> 01:04:34,043
The entire world is in mourning today
1414
01:04:34,043 --> 01:04:36,584
after learning about
the sudden disappearance
1415
01:04:36,584 --> 01:04:38,626
of Thelma the Unicorn.
1416
01:04:38,626 --> 01:04:39,584
[sighs]
1417
01:04:40,418 --> 01:04:44,501
[reporter] Volunteers everywhere
are desperately trying to find Thelma
1418
01:04:44,501 --> 01:04:46,084
in any way they can.
1419
01:04:46,084 --> 01:04:47,084
Thelma!
1420
01:04:47,084 --> 01:04:48,543
- Thelma!
- Thelma!
1421
01:04:48,543 --> 01:04:50,001
Mama!
1422
01:04:50,001 --> 01:04:54,876
It suddenly feels like all magic
and hope have been lost in the world.
1423
01:04:54,876 --> 01:04:56,793
Thelma, where are you?
1424
01:04:56,793 --> 01:04:59,459
Thelma, please come home. We need you.
1425
01:04:59,459 --> 01:05:01,626
[clamoring continues]
1426
01:05:01,626 --> 01:05:03,126
[man] Thelma, we love you.
1427
01:05:03,126 --> 01:05:05,543
[woman] Thelma, where are you?
1428
01:05:09,793 --> 01:05:12,043
{\an8}[somber music playing]
1429
01:05:23,751 --> 01:05:24,959
[tires screech]
1430
01:05:27,251 --> 01:05:30,001
[rattling]
1431
01:05:30,584 --> 01:05:32,209
Hey, horse lady, you need a ride?
1432
01:05:34,293 --> 01:05:35,626
[truck horn blares]
1433
01:05:35,626 --> 01:05:36,876
[truck driver chuckles]
1434
01:05:37,501 --> 01:05:39,709
- [sighs]
- So where you headed, kid?
1435
01:05:40,293 --> 01:05:43,459
Maybe the next rest stop
so I can flush myself down the toilet.
1436
01:05:43,459 --> 01:05:47,001
[laughing]
1437
01:05:47,001 --> 01:05:49,501
Whoo! Well, I've heard that one before.
1438
01:05:51,084 --> 01:05:53,501
You know, being on the road
makes you wanna ponder,
1439
01:05:53,501 --> 01:05:54,543
and I ponder a lot.
1440
01:05:54,543 --> 01:05:55,459
[slurps]
1441
01:05:55,459 --> 01:05:58,126
I might as well call my brain
"The Ponderosa."
1442
01:05:58,126 --> 01:06:00,209
Hey, you mind if I ask you a question?
1443
01:06:00,209 --> 01:06:01,418
- Um...
- [slurping]
1444
01:06:01,418 --> 01:06:02,501
Yeah, go ahead.
1445
01:06:03,459 --> 01:06:06,126
You ever wake up and realize
you've been living a lie?
1446
01:06:06,126 --> 01:06:07,668
[slurping]
1447
01:06:07,668 --> 01:06:09,459
Boy, do I know what that's like.
1448
01:06:09,459 --> 01:06:10,876
- [car horn blares]
- [thuds]
1449
01:06:10,876 --> 01:06:13,668
- [truck driver chuckles]
- [seat belt clicks]
1450
01:06:13,668 --> 01:06:15,001
H-h-here's the deal.
1451
01:06:15,501 --> 01:06:18,626
I just got engaged
to the woman of my dreams,
1452
01:06:18,626 --> 01:06:21,584
but I've been keeping
a huge secret from her.
1453
01:06:21,584 --> 01:06:22,501
[Thelma] Really?
1454
01:06:22,501 --> 01:06:23,418
[thuds]
1455
01:06:23,418 --> 01:06:24,334
What is it?
1456
01:06:24,334 --> 01:06:26,209
[road worker] No! No! No!
1457
01:06:26,209 --> 01:06:27,251
[grunts]
1458
01:06:27,251 --> 01:06:32,334
Well, I'm a world-famous champion
on the underground clogging circuit.
1459
01:06:32,334 --> 01:06:34,293
There's an underground clogging circuit?
1460
01:06:34,293 --> 01:06:38,501
[truck driver] Oh, we have dance battles
in sewers and old grain silos.
1461
01:06:38,501 --> 01:06:39,543
[man] Whoa!
1462
01:06:39,543 --> 01:06:42,709
[truck driver] My fans
call me Gregory Thunder Calves,
1463
01:06:42,709 --> 01:06:44,626
given the fact that my calves are so big.
1464
01:06:44,626 --> 01:06:46,543
[thunder booms]
1465
01:06:46,543 --> 01:06:47,543
[burbles]
1466
01:06:47,543 --> 01:06:49,834
So, what's the big deal?
1467
01:06:49,834 --> 01:06:51,918
Why don't you just
tell your girlfriend the truth?
1468
01:06:53,293 --> 01:06:55,084
Well, I... [sighs]
1469
01:06:55,084 --> 01:06:57,084
I'm... I'm just afraid, I guess.
1470
01:06:57,084 --> 01:07:00,501
I mean, what if she hates clogging
and totally rejects me?
1471
01:07:00,501 --> 01:07:02,584
Look, if she really loves you,
1472
01:07:02,584 --> 01:07:05,043
then maybe she'll love
everything about you,
1473
01:07:05,043 --> 01:07:06,209
even the clogging.
1474
01:07:06,793 --> 01:07:08,209
You really think so?
1475
01:07:08,209 --> 01:07:10,543
I mean, I hope so.
1476
01:07:10,543 --> 01:07:11,959
No matter what happens,
1477
01:07:11,959 --> 01:07:15,251
it's gonna be better than spending
the rest of your life living a lie.
1478
01:07:15,876 --> 01:07:17,709
You're perfect just as you are.
1479
01:07:18,418 --> 01:07:19,751
Wow.
1480
01:07:19,751 --> 01:07:22,918
You must have, like,
zero problems in your life.
1481
01:07:22,918 --> 01:07:24,251
[chuckles] Yeah!
1482
01:07:24,251 --> 01:07:26,043
[soft music builds]
1483
01:07:28,876 --> 01:07:29,709
[gasps]
1484
01:07:29,709 --> 01:07:31,043
Stop the truck!
1485
01:07:31,043 --> 01:07:33,376
- [tires stuttering]
- Whoa!
1486
01:07:33,376 --> 01:07:35,793
- Something's up, ain't it?
- We need to turn around.
1487
01:07:35,793 --> 01:07:36,751
I need to go back.
1488
01:07:36,751 --> 01:07:39,668
Well, let me just put
the old turn signal on.
1489
01:07:39,668 --> 01:07:41,709
- [bus horn blares]
- [truck driver chuckles]
1490
01:07:43,168 --> 01:07:45,168
{\an8}[solemn music playing]
1491
01:07:49,001 --> 01:07:51,293
[wind gusting]
1492
01:07:52,751 --> 01:07:54,501
[triumphant music playing]
1493
01:07:57,709 --> 01:07:59,126
[sirens wailing]
1494
01:08:02,209 --> 01:08:03,293
[wind blows]
1495
01:08:03,293 --> 01:08:04,543
[glitter shimmers]
1496
01:08:05,209 --> 01:08:06,126
Thelma?
1497
01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:09,251
Thelma!
1498
01:08:10,668 --> 01:08:12,043
[chuckles]
1499
01:08:12,626 --> 01:08:15,293
Where have you been?
I've been searching all over for you.
1500
01:08:15,293 --> 01:08:16,418
Are... Are you okay?
1501
01:08:16,418 --> 01:08:18,834
I'm fine, Otis. I'm fine.
1502
01:08:18,834 --> 01:08:21,001
I've just been so worried about you.
1503
01:08:21,001 --> 01:08:25,043
But I don't deserve it.
I should've never left you guys.
1504
01:08:25,043 --> 01:08:26,834
It's okay. You're back now.
1505
01:08:26,834 --> 01:08:28,584
No, it's not okay.
1506
01:08:28,584 --> 01:08:30,334
I screwed up big-time.
1507
01:08:30,334 --> 01:08:33,876
I thought being a unicorn
would make all my dreams come true.
1508
01:08:33,876 --> 01:08:36,959
Instead, I lost the people
who love me the most.
1509
01:08:36,959 --> 01:08:39,084
Stop it, Thelma. You're making me blush.
1510
01:08:39,084 --> 01:08:40,793
No, seriously.
1511
01:08:40,793 --> 01:08:44,876
I'd be happy playing music anywhere,
as long as it's with you.
1512
01:08:45,668 --> 01:08:46,751
Thanks, Thelma.
1513
01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:50,834
You were right all along.
1514
01:08:51,418 --> 01:08:53,376
I've gotta come clean now.
1515
01:08:53,376 --> 01:08:55,126
Wait. Are you serious?
1516
01:08:55,126 --> 01:08:58,876
It's time to show everyone
who the real Thelma is.
1517
01:08:58,876 --> 01:09:01,376
Aah-hoo-hoo-hoo!
1518
01:09:01,376 --> 01:09:03,126
- Whoo!
- [chuckles]
1519
01:09:03,126 --> 01:09:06,293
Sure you don't wanna wear
this bad boy again?
1520
01:09:06,293 --> 01:09:07,876
"Put me on your head, Thelma."
1521
01:09:07,876 --> 01:09:10,209
Get that nasty thing out of my face.
1522
01:09:10,209 --> 01:09:11,126
[thunks]
1523
01:09:11,793 --> 01:09:13,209
- [both gasp]
- [man slurps]
1524
01:09:13,209 --> 01:09:15,084
- [Reggie] Thelma!
- [tired screech]
1525
01:09:15,084 --> 01:09:17,876
[chuckles] We've been looking
everywhere for you.
1526
01:09:17,876 --> 01:09:19,751
[chuckles] What's up, Reggie?
1527
01:09:19,751 --> 01:09:21,126
[Peggy] Hi, Thelma.
1528
01:09:21,126 --> 01:09:22,168
Peggy!
1529
01:09:22,168 --> 01:09:24,376
["Dancing to the Beat"
by Clarence Murray playing]
1530
01:09:24,376 --> 01:09:27,793
I'm so sorry.
I never should have left you.
1531
01:09:27,793 --> 01:09:30,043
Don't worry about it, kid.
I knew you'd come around.
1532
01:09:30,043 --> 01:09:33,793
I'm sure you've already heard,
but I'm not really a unicorn.
1533
01:09:33,793 --> 01:09:36,668
Yeah. I smelled paint on you
from the very beginning.
1534
01:09:36,668 --> 01:09:39,126
[laughs] Come on, everyone.
1535
01:09:39,126 --> 01:09:41,043
SparklePalooza's about to begin,
1536
01:09:41,043 --> 01:09:43,709
and no one's stopping us
from getting on that stage.
1537
01:09:44,501 --> 01:09:47,626
Hey, I think you're gonna need this.
1538
01:09:50,959 --> 01:09:51,876
[both chuckle]
1539
01:09:51,876 --> 01:09:54,543
[all cheering, laughing]
1540
01:09:56,584 --> 01:09:59,834
[reporter] Thousands of fans
from all over the globe have gathered
1541
01:09:59,834 --> 01:10:03,751
for SparklePalooza,
the biggest music event of the year.
1542
01:10:03,751 --> 01:10:05,293
And while the world still mourns
1543
01:10:05,293 --> 01:10:07,793
over the disappearance
of Thelma the Unicorn,
1544
01:10:07,793 --> 01:10:11,793
music's top stars have shown up
to perform in her stead.
1545
01:10:11,793 --> 01:10:13,626
[vocalizing]
1546
01:10:13,626 --> 01:10:14,959
- [man] Oh yeah!
- ♪ Yeah ♪
1547
01:10:14,959 --> 01:10:17,918
♪ Breaking up is hard enough... ♪
1548
01:10:17,918 --> 01:10:19,459
- ♪ Hard enough ♪
- ♪ Oh... ♪
1549
01:10:19,459 --> 01:10:20,376
[Vic] Hit it.
1550
01:10:20,376 --> 01:10:21,918
♪ But I called your bluff... ♪
1551
01:10:21,918 --> 01:10:23,043
[cheering]
1552
01:10:23,751 --> 01:10:26,876
[reporter] But many of
Thelma's fans are still holding out hope
1553
01:10:26,876 --> 01:10:29,751
that their beloved
pink unicorn will return.
1554
01:10:29,751 --> 01:10:32,293
- [Nikki] What up, land-dwellers?
- [crowd] Huh?
1555
01:10:32,293 --> 01:10:34,126
Are you ready for this?
1556
01:10:34,126 --> 01:10:35,418
[bellows]
1557
01:10:36,751 --> 01:10:37,876
[laughing]
1558
01:10:37,876 --> 01:10:39,709
♪ ...with a kleptomaniac! ♪
1559
01:10:40,501 --> 01:10:41,584
♪ Breaking up... ♪
1560
01:10:41,584 --> 01:10:45,001
[reporter] In the meantime,
Nikki Narwhal is back,
1561
01:10:45,001 --> 01:10:49,501
here to reclaim her crown
as the original Queen of Pop.
1562
01:10:49,501 --> 01:10:52,043
Thank you. Thank you so much.
1563
01:10:52,043 --> 01:10:53,126
[blows kiss]
1564
01:10:53,126 --> 01:10:55,209
Stop. You're plugging my blowhole.
1565
01:10:55,209 --> 01:10:59,251
Listen, if any of you morons
see anyone pretending to be Thelma,
1566
01:10:59,251 --> 01:11:01,834
I want you to notify me immediately.
1567
01:11:01,834 --> 01:11:03,293
Any questions?
1568
01:11:03,834 --> 01:11:07,251
Is now a bad time
to order a stuffed crust pizza?
1569
01:11:07,251 --> 01:11:09,459
I told y'all to eat before you came.
1570
01:11:09,459 --> 01:11:12,959
- Now get out there and do your job.
- [ostrich] I love my job!
1571
01:11:14,501 --> 01:11:16,626
[Otis] Reggie, are you sure
this is gonna work?
1572
01:11:16,626 --> 01:11:18,418
[Reggie] Just trust me.
1573
01:11:21,626 --> 01:11:22,668
[chains clinking]
1574
01:11:25,626 --> 01:11:27,459
[radio host] And we now have
Chuck on the line.
1575
01:11:27,459 --> 01:11:30,834
Chuck, are you ready to play
The Million-Dollar Quiz Show?
1576
01:11:30,834 --> 01:11:32,293
I sure am, Bill.
1577
01:11:33,126 --> 01:11:34,043
[lock clinks]
1578
01:11:34,043 --> 01:11:36,334
Aw, how are we gonna get in?
1579
01:11:36,334 --> 01:11:38,959
Don't worry, I know how to pick locks.
1580
01:11:38,959 --> 01:11:40,001
[blowing]
1581
01:11:40,001 --> 01:11:42,084
[dramatic music builds]
1582
01:11:42,084 --> 01:11:43,209
[grunts, chuckles]
1583
01:11:43,209 --> 01:11:44,334
Let's roll!
1584
01:11:44,334 --> 01:11:48,168
[host] Chuck, for the million dollars,
all you have to do is finish this title.
1585
01:11:48,168 --> 01:11:51,293
"Goldilocks and the Three..." What?
1586
01:11:51,293 --> 01:11:52,584
- [brakes screech]
- Huh?
1587
01:11:52,584 --> 01:11:53,501
[tires screech]
1588
01:11:54,293 --> 01:11:55,709
[radio host] Chuck, are you there?
1589
01:11:57,084 --> 01:12:00,584
Chuck, if you don't answer,
I'm gonna have to go to our next caller.
1590
01:12:00,584 --> 01:12:02,959
Well, better luck next time, Chuck.
Goodbye.
1591
01:12:02,959 --> 01:12:05,126
- [line disconnects]
- Uh... Sorry. Bears.
1592
01:12:05,126 --> 01:12:07,084
"Goldilocks and the Three Bears."
1593
01:12:07,084 --> 01:12:08,834
Uh... Hello?
1594
01:12:11,876 --> 01:12:15,209
[breathing heavily]
1595
01:12:15,209 --> 01:12:17,209
Come on, Reggie. Let's go.
1596
01:12:17,209 --> 01:12:19,168
Just give me a minute. Jeez.
1597
01:12:20,168 --> 01:12:21,418
[muttering] These guys...
1598
01:12:22,376 --> 01:12:23,209
[lock clicks]
1599
01:12:23,209 --> 01:12:26,251
You kids better hurry.
You got bogeys at your twelve o'clock.
1600
01:12:26,251 --> 01:12:27,543
Huh?
1601
01:12:27,543 --> 01:12:30,543
- [frantic music playing]
- Hey, what do you think you're doing here?
1602
01:12:30,543 --> 01:12:31,834
[both gasp]
1603
01:12:31,834 --> 01:12:33,001
- [beeps]
- Intruders!
1604
01:12:33,001 --> 01:12:35,543
I repeat, intruders! Requesting backup!
1605
01:12:37,793 --> 01:12:39,126
- [roars]
- [Peggy growls]
1606
01:12:41,084 --> 01:12:42,168
[Chuck panting]
1607
01:12:42,918 --> 01:12:45,834
[grunting]
1608
01:12:45,834 --> 01:12:46,918
[grunts]
1609
01:12:47,751 --> 01:12:48,793
[groans]
1610
01:12:48,793 --> 01:12:50,376
Wow, that was-- Ow!
1611
01:12:50,376 --> 01:12:51,709
Sorry. [clears throat]
1612
01:12:51,709 --> 01:12:52,959
Attagirl, Peg.
1613
01:12:52,959 --> 01:12:56,168
What y'all doing?
Get going. We'll hold 'em off.
1614
01:12:56,168 --> 01:12:58,459
Follow me. We gotta get to the stage.
1615
01:12:59,459 --> 01:13:00,626
Hey! [grunts]
1616
01:13:01,418 --> 01:13:04,126
["Jump into the Fire"
by Harry Nilsson playing"]
1617
01:13:04,126 --> 01:13:08,126
- [engine revs]
- ♪ You can climb a mountain ♪
1618
01:13:08,126 --> 01:13:10,334
- ♪ Swim the sea ♪
- Woo-hoo-hoo!
1619
01:13:10,334 --> 01:13:12,834
- [screeching]
- ♪ You can jump into the fire... ♪
1620
01:13:12,834 --> 01:13:14,918
Did anyone order a stuffed crust pi--
1621
01:13:16,251 --> 01:13:18,168
[Peggy] Come get some, suckers!
1622
01:13:18,751 --> 01:13:20,543
We've got a 10-96!
1623
01:13:20,543 --> 01:13:23,334
Wait, there's a code
for this exact situation?
1624
01:13:23,334 --> 01:13:25,418
["Jump into the Fire" continues playing]
1625
01:13:25,418 --> 01:13:26,501
[alarm ringing]
1626
01:13:27,751 --> 01:13:28,751
Woo-hoo!
1627
01:13:31,084 --> 01:13:33,584
- They've breached the perimeter! [grunts]
- [song stops abruptly]
1628
01:13:34,376 --> 01:13:35,793
[Reggie groans, grunts]
1629
01:13:39,168 --> 01:13:41,584
[man groans, wheezes]
1630
01:13:41,584 --> 01:13:44,793
[Chuck] Be on the lookout for a pony
and a couple of donkey boys.
1631
01:13:44,793 --> 01:13:45,709
What?
1632
01:13:45,709 --> 01:13:47,209
[dramatic music playing]
1633
01:13:47,209 --> 01:13:48,418
Bingo.
1634
01:13:49,001 --> 01:13:52,709
[laughing menacingly]
1635
01:13:52,709 --> 01:13:53,626
[buzzes]
1636
01:13:53,626 --> 01:13:55,959
- What? [growls]
- [phone clatters]
1637
01:13:57,626 --> 01:13:58,668
Hey!
1638
01:13:58,668 --> 01:14:00,751
[thrilling music playing]
1639
01:14:03,209 --> 01:14:04,251
Sorry.
1640
01:14:07,834 --> 01:14:09,251
{\an8}It's straight ahead.
1641
01:14:09,834 --> 01:14:12,251
- [ostrich squawks]
- [man] Freeze! Don't move!
1642
01:14:16,209 --> 01:14:17,168
This way!
1643
01:14:18,043 --> 01:14:18,959
[ostrich squawks]
1644
01:14:20,459 --> 01:14:22,709
Come on, Donk-Truvious.
Show us what you got.
1645
01:14:22,709 --> 01:14:25,126
[in deep voice] The pleasure is all mine.
1646
01:14:26,251 --> 01:14:28,668
[guitar riff playing]
1647
01:14:31,709 --> 01:14:33,168
[triumphant music playing]
1648
01:14:33,168 --> 01:14:34,501
[screams]
1649
01:14:34,501 --> 01:14:36,584
[grunts] Ha ha!
1650
01:14:36,584 --> 01:14:40,751
[screaming]
1651
01:14:41,501 --> 01:14:42,376
[Thelma grunts]
1652
01:14:42,876 --> 01:14:44,001
[crowd cheering]
1653
01:14:44,001 --> 01:14:45,168
♪ You got me ♪
1654
01:14:45,668 --> 01:14:46,918
♪ Right where it counts ♪
1655
01:14:47,834 --> 01:14:50,459
- ♪ Right where it counts ♪
- [crowd cheering]
1656
01:14:51,918 --> 01:14:54,793
Thank you. Thank you so much.
1657
01:14:54,793 --> 01:14:57,626
[burps] I love you, guys.
1658
01:14:58,501 --> 01:15:00,501
Hey, open up in there.
1659
01:15:01,001 --> 01:15:03,001
[banging on door]
1660
01:15:05,126 --> 01:15:05,959
[gasps]
1661
01:15:07,626 --> 01:15:08,709
[zapping]
1662
01:15:09,459 --> 01:15:10,543
What do we do now?
1663
01:15:10,543 --> 01:15:12,959
Nothing. You're trapped.
1664
01:15:12,959 --> 01:15:13,876
[thuds]
1665
01:15:14,834 --> 01:15:16,584
Hello, Thelma.
1666
01:15:16,584 --> 01:15:18,251
- [gasps]
- [Megan chuckles]
1667
01:15:18,251 --> 01:15:21,626
You really thought
you could just prance right in here
1668
01:15:21,626 --> 01:15:23,959
and steal my thunder again?
1669
01:15:23,959 --> 01:15:25,376
No, Nikki, I swear.
1670
01:15:25,376 --> 01:15:29,418
Well, news flash, Thelma.
You're nothing without your sparkles.
1671
01:15:29,418 --> 01:15:33,334
You're just a worthless little pony
that no one wants to listen to.
1672
01:15:33,334 --> 01:15:35,751
I'm the real horned superstar.
1673
01:15:35,751 --> 01:15:37,084
[laughs menacingly]
1674
01:15:37,084 --> 01:15:41,793
Boom. Nikki's the real tuna,
not some canned substitute.
1675
01:15:41,793 --> 01:15:43,959
Nikki, please. We don't want no trouble.
1676
01:15:44,543 --> 01:15:47,168
Ha! You really wanna sparkle again?
1677
01:15:47,168 --> 01:15:49,418
- This should do the trick.
- [powering up]
1678
01:15:51,043 --> 01:15:52,334
- [grunts]
- [gasps]
1679
01:15:52,334 --> 01:15:54,293
[zapping]
1680
01:15:55,126 --> 01:15:55,959
[clinks]
1681
01:15:55,959 --> 01:15:57,293
[rumbling]
1682
01:15:58,126 --> 01:15:59,168
[whirring]
1683
01:16:00,251 --> 01:16:02,418
Stop them! [grunts]
1684
01:16:03,084 --> 01:16:04,918
- [Megan strains]
- [yelps, screams]
1685
01:16:04,918 --> 01:16:06,459
[laughing]
1686
01:16:06,459 --> 01:16:07,543
[Otis screams]
1687
01:16:07,543 --> 01:16:10,543
[grunting]
1688
01:16:10,543 --> 01:16:12,084
[laughs]
1689
01:16:12,084 --> 01:16:15,668
- Girl, you ain't breaking up this band.
- [screams]
1690
01:16:15,668 --> 01:16:17,751
- [Megan grunts]
- [Nikki groans]
1691
01:16:17,751 --> 01:16:19,501
[uplifting music playing]
1692
01:16:20,376 --> 01:16:21,418
[growls]
1693
01:16:22,293 --> 01:16:25,793
[gasps] We're finally here, Thelma!
SparklePalooza!
1694
01:16:25,793 --> 01:16:27,126
[crowd] One more song!
1695
01:16:27,126 --> 01:16:32,418
One more song! One more song!
One more song! One more song!
1696
01:16:32,418 --> 01:16:34,668
One more song! One more song!
1697
01:16:34,668 --> 01:16:39,334
{\an8}Hey, I'll be right back.
There's something I gotta do.
1698
01:16:39,334 --> 01:16:40,543
[crowd chanting]
1699
01:16:40,543 --> 01:16:42,959
Hey, w-w-wait! Thelma!
1700
01:16:42,959 --> 01:16:44,126
[curtains open]
1701
01:16:44,834 --> 01:16:46,418
[crowd cheering]
1702
01:16:47,626 --> 01:16:49,334
Yeah! Huh?
1703
01:16:49,334 --> 01:16:52,543
[crowd booing]
1704
01:16:52,543 --> 01:16:53,959
Who are those guys?
1705
01:16:53,959 --> 01:16:56,501
- Boo! Get off the stage!
- Boo!
1706
01:16:56,501 --> 01:16:58,376
[booing continues]
1707
01:16:58,376 --> 01:17:00,251
- What should we do?
- I don't know.
1708
01:17:01,001 --> 01:17:02,251
- Ow.
- [man] Boo!
1709
01:17:02,251 --> 01:17:03,543
Boo!
1710
01:17:03,543 --> 01:17:06,418
- [crowd falls silent]
- [footsteps approach]
1711
01:17:06,418 --> 01:17:07,334
[Otis gasps]
1712
01:17:13,168 --> 01:17:14,334
Thelma?
1713
01:17:18,293 --> 01:17:19,293
What are you doing?
1714
01:17:19,293 --> 01:17:21,584
[hooves clopping]
1715
01:17:21,584 --> 01:17:25,584
[scattered murmuring, shushing]
1716
01:17:33,126 --> 01:17:34,626
[sighs] Hey, everybody.
1717
01:17:36,334 --> 01:17:39,084
I know you must be wondering
where I've been all this time.
1718
01:17:40,334 --> 01:17:41,459
I don't blame you.
1719
01:17:42,001 --> 01:17:43,668
I've been wondering that myself.
1720
01:17:44,209 --> 01:17:45,793
[soft music playing]
1721
01:17:46,584 --> 01:17:48,126
Ever since I was little,
1722
01:17:48,126 --> 01:17:51,293
I always dreamed
about performing on this stage.
1723
01:17:53,251 --> 01:17:56,293
But I never thought I'd make it here
because of how I looked.
1724
01:17:57,209 --> 01:18:02,043
Something inside me just kept telling me
I wasn't good enough.
1725
01:18:03,501 --> 01:18:06,293
Then one day, this crazy thing happened,
1726
01:18:06,293 --> 01:18:09,376
and everyone finally started
paying attention to me.
1727
01:18:10,126 --> 01:18:12,293
But it's not who I really am.
1728
01:18:14,126 --> 01:18:16,001
[gasping]
1729
01:18:16,001 --> 01:18:17,501
[Vic groans]
1730
01:18:17,501 --> 01:18:20,918
- This... This is the real me.
- [crowd murmuring]
1731
01:18:20,918 --> 01:18:21,959
I'm Thelma.
1732
01:18:21,959 --> 01:18:22,876
[gasps]
1733
01:18:22,876 --> 01:18:24,584
[gasping]
1734
01:18:25,418 --> 01:18:26,751
Boo!
1735
01:18:26,751 --> 01:18:27,959
[man] Boo!
1736
01:18:27,959 --> 01:18:29,251
[woman humphs]
1737
01:18:29,251 --> 01:18:31,209
I'm really sorry.
1738
01:18:31,209 --> 01:18:32,751
[booing continues]
1739
01:18:32,751 --> 01:18:34,959
I never meant to hurt anyone. I just...
1740
01:18:34,959 --> 01:18:38,418
I just thought it was the only way
people would give my music a chance.
1741
01:18:42,543 --> 01:18:45,751
And now,
I'd like to share a song with you.
1742
01:18:46,418 --> 01:18:48,709
I started writing it when I was a kid.
1743
01:18:48,709 --> 01:18:51,834
I just never knew
what I needed to say until now.
1744
01:18:53,209 --> 01:18:55,626
All right, guys, let's do this.
1745
01:18:57,251 --> 01:18:59,251
[sentimental music playing]
1746
01:19:10,376 --> 01:19:14,918
♪ Dare not look behind you
You've come too far ♪
1747
01:19:16,459 --> 01:19:19,668
♪ Let the tears you shed remind you ♪
1748
01:19:19,668 --> 01:19:22,418
♪ Of who you really are ♪
1749
01:19:23,334 --> 01:19:28,543
♪ You searched the entire world
Just to find ♪
1750
01:19:30,126 --> 01:19:34,668
♪ Everything you needed
Was right inside ♪
1751
01:19:35,959 --> 01:19:39,376
♪ So turn your light on
Let us see who you are ♪
1752
01:19:39,376 --> 01:19:42,626
♪ One in a million
No one's playing your part ♪
1753
01:19:42,626 --> 01:19:44,418
♪ Don't be perfect ♪
1754
01:19:44,418 --> 01:19:47,459
♪ Like the moon and the stars
You shine ♪
1755
01:19:48,043 --> 01:19:51,209
- ♪ Just as you are ♪
- ♪ Just as you are ♪
1756
01:19:51,209 --> 01:19:56,001
♪ When you can't see the rainbow
Through the clouds ♪
1757
01:19:57,834 --> 01:20:02,709
♪ When thunder breaks your voice
And drowns you out ♪
1758
01:20:04,584 --> 01:20:09,543
♪ Darkness can't exist
Where there is light ♪
1759
01:20:11,043 --> 01:20:16,501
♪ So get up on your feet
And rise and shine ♪
1760
01:20:16,501 --> 01:20:18,918
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ So turn your light on ♪
1761
01:20:18,918 --> 01:20:22,126
♪ Let us see who you are
One in a million ♪
1762
01:20:22,126 --> 01:20:24,501
♪ No one's playing your part
Don't be perfect ♪
1763
01:20:24,501 --> 01:20:26,876
- ♪ Don't be perfect ♪
- ♪ Like the moon and the stars ♪
1764
01:20:26,876 --> 01:20:29,043
- ♪ You shine ♪
- ♪ You shine ♪
1765
01:20:29,543 --> 01:20:31,918
- ♪ Just as you are ♪
- ♪ Turn your light on ♪
1766
01:20:31,918 --> 01:20:33,751
- ♪ Bring it out from within ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
1767
01:20:33,751 --> 01:20:37,043
♪ If you feel broken
That's how the light gets in ♪
1768
01:20:37,043 --> 01:20:38,334
♪ Don't be perfect ♪
1769
01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:40,501
- ♪ Don't be perfect ♪
- ♪ Like the moon and the stars ♪
1770
01:20:40,501 --> 01:20:41,626
♪ You shine ♪
1771
01:20:42,251 --> 01:20:45,959
- ♪ I hope you know you're beautiful ♪
- ♪ Just as you are ♪
1772
01:20:45,959 --> 01:20:48,751
♪ Shine your light
Shine your light ♪
1773
01:20:48,751 --> 01:20:52,668
- ♪ I hope you know you're magical ♪
- ♪ Just as you are ♪
1774
01:20:52,668 --> 01:20:55,251
♪ Shine your light
Shine your light ♪
1775
01:20:55,251 --> 01:21:00,709
- ♪ I hope you shine for everyone ♪
- ♪ Shine your light, shine your light ♪
1776
01:21:00,709 --> 01:21:02,043
♪ Shine your light ♪
1777
01:21:02,043 --> 01:21:07,209
- ♪ I hope you know you're beautiful ♪
- ♪ Shine your light, shine your light ♪
1778
01:21:07,209 --> 01:21:09,959
- ♪ Shine your light ♪
- ♪ Just as you are ♪
1779
01:21:09,959 --> 01:21:14,751
♪ Dare not look behind you
You've come too far ♪
1780
01:21:15,751 --> 01:21:18,293
- [crowd cheering]
- [fireworks bursting]
1781
01:21:28,126 --> 01:21:29,209
[door squeaking]
1782
01:21:29,209 --> 01:21:31,293
Oh, Nikki, darling!
1783
01:21:31,293 --> 01:21:34,251
I've just become available
to manage you again.
1784
01:21:34,251 --> 01:21:35,668
- [humphs]
- [hisses]
1785
01:21:35,668 --> 01:21:37,376
- [bellows]
- [exclaiming]
1786
01:21:37,376 --> 01:21:39,876
Hey, Otis, do you know what time it is?
1787
01:21:39,876 --> 01:21:42,126
Oh, I know what time it is.
1788
01:21:42,126 --> 01:21:44,209
Thelma, do you know what time it is?
1789
01:21:45,168 --> 01:21:46,751
Heck yeah, I know what time it is.
1790
01:21:46,751 --> 01:21:48,584
{\an8}- [cheering]
- [music building]
1791
01:21:50,543 --> 01:21:51,834
Woo-hoo!
1792
01:21:52,459 --> 01:21:53,584
[laughs]
1793
01:22:11,626 --> 01:22:13,626
[music mellows]
1794
01:22:16,918 --> 01:22:18,084
[bird chirping]
1795
01:22:20,168 --> 01:22:21,584
[rooster crows]
1796
01:22:21,584 --> 01:22:22,626
[dice rattling]
1797
01:22:25,459 --> 01:22:27,668
- Ouch.
- What do you mean "ouch"?
1798
01:22:27,668 --> 01:22:29,168
I just rolled a 32.
1799
01:22:29,168 --> 01:22:31,918
Well, a half-orc
with super low intelligence
1800
01:22:31,918 --> 01:22:34,334
just stole 80 pounds of your cornbread.
1801
01:22:34,334 --> 01:22:37,418
Well, can I just
poop out some jelly beans?
1802
01:22:37,418 --> 01:22:38,751
Technically, yes,
1803
01:22:38,751 --> 01:22:42,959
but you also have dysentery,
so they might be dubious beans.
1804
01:22:42,959 --> 01:22:44,584
[laughs]
1805
01:22:44,584 --> 01:22:46,959
[Peggy] Hey, ding-dongs!
1806
01:22:47,543 --> 01:22:48,709
Break time's over.
1807
01:22:48,709 --> 01:22:50,626
We got an album to finish.
1808
01:22:50,626 --> 01:22:53,251
- Be right there, Peggy.
- [Zirconia] Thelma!
1809
01:22:53,251 --> 01:22:56,876
Can we take a picture with you? Please?
1810
01:22:56,876 --> 01:22:58,459
Of course.
1811
01:22:59,334 --> 01:23:02,876
Okay, everyone,
let's squeeze in just a little closer.
1812
01:23:02,876 --> 01:23:06,126
Oh, I cannot believe this is happening.
Girl, I ain't got no more pink eye. Oh!
1813
01:23:06,126 --> 01:23:08,543
Perfect. Okay, big smiles in three...
1814
01:23:08,543 --> 01:23:10,876
[rattling]
1815
01:23:10,876 --> 01:23:11,876
...two...
1816
01:23:11,876 --> 01:23:14,126
- [laughs]
- [chuckles]
1817
01:23:14,876 --> 01:23:16,168
- [screeching]
- [screams]
1818
01:23:16,168 --> 01:23:17,876
- ...and one.
- [dramatic music playing]
1819
01:23:17,876 --> 01:23:19,334
[gasps]
1820
01:23:21,001 --> 01:23:22,209
[screams]
1821
01:23:22,209 --> 01:23:23,126
[splashing]
1822
01:23:26,834 --> 01:23:29,043
[music fades]
1823
01:23:30,001 --> 01:23:32,001
[spitting]
1824
01:23:33,418 --> 01:23:34,334
What?
1825
01:23:36,959 --> 01:23:40,876
- [laughing]
- [upbeat music playing]
1826
01:23:50,626 --> 01:23:54,876
[Thelma] ♪ Everything you're looking for
Ain't out there ♪
1827
01:23:54,876 --> 01:23:55,793
♪ No ♪
1828
01:23:57,001 --> 01:24:01,584
♪ The gold is inside of you
Just so you're aware ♪
1829
01:24:02,793 --> 01:24:03,959
♪ Mmm ♪
1830
01:24:03,959 --> 01:24:08,668
♪ Mountains don't climb themselves
You gotta do the work ♪
1831
01:24:08,668 --> 01:24:10,126
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
1832
01:24:10,126 --> 01:24:14,751
♪ From the top, we all look small
Now that's a word ♪
1833
01:24:15,334 --> 01:24:17,584
♪ Hey! ♪
1834
01:24:17,584 --> 01:24:21,084
♪ I see 'em talking
Need to find my blinders ♪
1835
01:24:21,084 --> 01:24:24,501
♪ I ride with stallions
We'll see all around us ♪
1836
01:24:24,501 --> 01:24:29,126
♪ No distractions
Get focused like a lion ♪
1837
01:24:29,126 --> 01:24:31,626
♪ Who's with me? ♪
1838
01:24:31,626 --> 01:24:35,001
♪ Hear that ticking
It's time you shine ♪
1839
01:24:35,001 --> 01:24:38,168
♪ Baby girl, you are a gold mine ♪
1840
01:24:38,168 --> 01:24:41,501
♪ Fearless! Full of pride! ♪
1841
01:24:41,501 --> 01:24:45,001
♪ See her in the mirror
She's a gold mine ♪
1842
01:24:45,001 --> 01:24:48,418
♪ Priceless! It's your time! ♪
1843
01:24:48,418 --> 01:24:51,001
♪ Baby, baby girl, you're a gold mine ♪
1844
01:24:51,501 --> 01:24:53,043
♪ Worth a fortune ♪
1845
01:24:53,043 --> 01:24:55,168
♪ On the inside ♪
1846
01:24:55,168 --> 01:24:57,959
♪ Baby, baby girl, you are a gold mine ♪
1847
01:24:57,959 --> 01:25:00,543
[backup singers]
♪ It's an underdog takeover ♪
1848
01:25:00,543 --> 01:25:02,709
[Thelma] ♪ If you're too small, too big ♪
1849
01:25:02,709 --> 01:25:05,001
♪ Too tall, too thin ♪
1850
01:25:05,001 --> 01:25:07,584
[backup singers]
♪ We're stronger together ♪
1851
01:25:07,584 --> 01:25:11,793
[Thelma] ♪ Saddle up, it's time to ride
Know your gold is on the inside ♪
1852
01:25:11,793 --> 01:25:15,251
♪ Hear that ticking
It's time you shine ♪
1853
01:25:15,251 --> 01:25:18,043
♪ Baby girl, you are a gold mine ♪
1854
01:25:18,668 --> 01:25:22,001
- ♪ Fearless, full of pride ♪
- ♪ Yeah, oh ♪
1855
01:25:22,001 --> 01:25:25,168
♪ See her in the mirror
She's a gold mine ♪
1856
01:25:25,168 --> 01:25:28,751
- ♪ Priceless! It's your time! ♪
- ♪ Hope you know, hope you know ♪
1857
01:25:28,751 --> 01:25:31,709
♪ Baby, baby girl, you are a gold mine ♪
1858
01:25:31,709 --> 01:25:35,376
- ♪ Oh ♪
- ♪ Worth a fortune on the inside ♪
1859
01:25:35,376 --> 01:25:38,459
- ♪ Baby, baby girl, you are a gold mine ♪
- ♪ You're a gold mine ♪
1860
01:25:38,459 --> 01:25:43,251
♪ Oh ♪
1861
01:25:43,251 --> 01:25:45,084
♪ Ooh ♪
1862
01:25:45,084 --> 01:25:49,918
♪ Oh ♪
1863
01:25:49,918 --> 01:25:51,959
♪ Ooh ♪
1864
01:25:51,959 --> 01:25:55,334
♪ Stay true to you ♪
1865
01:25:55,334 --> 01:25:58,043
♪ Oh, you're a gold mine ♪
1866
01:25:59,293 --> 01:26:00,584
♪ Oh ♪
1867
01:26:01,376 --> 01:26:05,084
♪ The gold is inside of you ♪
1868
01:26:07,418 --> 01:26:10,209
♪ You ♪
1869
01:26:16,418 --> 01:26:18,501
{\an8}[music fades]
1870
01:26:18,501 --> 01:26:20,584
{\an8}[orchestral music playing]
1871
01:29:22,251 --> 01:29:23,793
[music fades]
1872
01:29:23,793 --> 01:29:25,876
[groovy music playing]
1873
01:31:08,959 --> 01:31:10,043
[music ends]
1874
01:31:11,001 --> 01:31:15,251
[Nikki] ♪ They say there's plenty of fish
Swimming round in the sea ♪
1875
01:31:15,251 --> 01:31:19,543
♪ Well, don't believe what they say
There ain't another like me ♪
1876
01:31:19,543 --> 01:31:23,751
♪ Don't let this one get away
'Cause, you see, I'm unique ♪
1877
01:31:23,751 --> 01:31:27,584
♪ I'm unique, I'm unique ♪
1878
01:31:28,084 --> 01:31:32,293
♪ I'm gonna show you
A world you've never seen ♪
1879
01:31:32,293 --> 01:31:36,543
♪ I'm gonna take you to places
Like you've never been ♪
1880
01:31:36,543 --> 01:31:39,626
♪ Yeah, don't you make a mistake
In the green ♪
1881
01:31:39,626 --> 01:31:44,709
♪ You will freak
You will freak, you will freak ♪
1882
01:31:44,709 --> 01:31:49,209
♪ Baby, you've got blubber trouble
I'm about to blow your bubble ♪
1883
01:31:49,209 --> 01:31:51,418
♪ Out where the pressure's double ♪
1884
01:31:51,418 --> 01:31:53,668
♪ We're going down into the deep ♪
1885
01:31:53,668 --> 01:31:57,793
♪ You better hold your breath in
'Cause, baby, where's you're going ♪
1886
01:31:57,793 --> 01:31:59,959
♪ There ain't no more oxygen ♪
1887
01:31:59,959 --> 01:32:05,168
♪ We're going down into the deep ♪
1888
01:32:05,168 --> 01:32:08,334
♪ Here we go ♪
1889
01:32:08,334 --> 01:32:10,626
♪ We're going down into the ♪
1890
01:32:18,751 --> 01:32:21,501
[rapping] ♪ Yeah, that's right, wow
You with Nikki Narwhal ♪
1891
01:32:21,501 --> 01:32:23,709
♪ Some take you high
Well, I take you low ♪
1892
01:32:23,709 --> 01:32:25,209
♪ To places you never know ♪
1893
01:32:25,209 --> 01:32:28,001
♪ Where it's just you and me
And those freaky fish that glow ♪
1894
01:32:28,001 --> 01:32:30,584
♪ I'm the unicorn of the sea
Don't touch the tusk ♪
1895
01:32:30,584 --> 01:32:33,168
♪ Hold tight to my fin
We're going low down ♪
1896
01:32:33,168 --> 01:32:35,376
♪ I hope your mama
Taught you how to swim ♪
1897
01:32:35,376 --> 01:32:38,084
[singing] ♪ 'Cause, baby
You've got blubber trouble ♪
1898
01:32:38,084 --> 01:32:40,251
♪ I'm about to blow your bubble ♪
1899
01:32:40,251 --> 01:32:42,376
♪ Out where the pressure's double ♪
1900
01:32:42,376 --> 01:32:44,626
♪ We're going down into the deep ♪
1901
01:32:44,626 --> 01:32:48,751
♪ You better hold your breath in
'Cause, baby, where you're going ♪
1902
01:32:48,751 --> 01:32:50,918
♪ There ain't no more oxygen ♪
1903
01:32:50,918 --> 01:32:54,001
♪ We're going down into the deep ♪
1904
01:32:54,001 --> 01:32:56,168
♪ Yeah ♪
1905
01:32:56,168 --> 01:32:59,334
♪ Way below ♪
1906
01:32:59,334 --> 01:33:02,876
♪ We're going down into the deep ♪
1907
01:33:04,168 --> 01:33:05,168
♪ Uh, uh ♪
1908
01:33:06,293 --> 01:33:07,209
♪ That's right ♪
1909
01:33:07,834 --> 01:33:09,376
♪ Nikki Narwhal ♪
1910
01:33:09,376 --> 01:33:10,876
♪ What, uh ♪
1911
01:33:12,126 --> 01:33:13,543
♪ Take you down low ♪
1912
01:33:15,293 --> 01:33:16,626
[whispering] ♪ So deep ♪