1 00:00:05,876 --> 00:00:07,876 [crowd cheering] 2 00:00:10,001 --> 00:00:11,709 [guitar plugs into amplifier] 3 00:00:15,334 --> 00:00:18,751 ["Are You Gonna Go My Way" playing] 4 00:00:19,543 --> 00:00:24,668 {\an8}[female voice] SparklePalooza, give it up for the world's next big musical legends. 5 00:00:24,668 --> 00:00:26,668 One, two, three, four. 6 00:00:26,668 --> 00:00:30,751 ♪ We've got to hug and rub-a-dub ♪ 7 00:00:30,751 --> 00:00:33,001 ♪ We've got to dance and be in love ♪ 8 00:00:35,251 --> 00:00:36,834 ♪ Are you gonna go my way? ♪ 9 00:00:37,918 --> 00:00:41,418 ♪ And I gotta, gotta know ♪ 10 00:00:41,418 --> 00:00:42,584 [crowd cheers] 11 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:45,168 And now, over here on lead guitar, 12 00:00:45,168 --> 00:00:49,209 my best friend, the six-string slayer, Otis! 13 00:00:49,209 --> 00:00:50,126 Woo-hoo! 14 00:00:50,126 --> 00:00:52,376 I'm gonna melt your face off! 15 00:00:52,376 --> 00:00:53,334 [screams] 16 00:00:53,334 --> 00:00:57,751 And over here on drums, the master of the beat, Reggie! 17 00:00:57,751 --> 00:00:59,043 I'm a donkey. 18 00:01:00,793 --> 00:01:03,793 Okay. I thought he'd say a little more than that. 19 00:01:03,793 --> 00:01:05,834 Now finally, on lead vocals, 20 00:01:05,834 --> 00:01:09,084 the pony with soul is me, Thelma. 21 00:01:09,084 --> 00:01:11,959 And we are The Rusty Buckets! 22 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:14,543 Woo-hoo! Yeah! 23 00:01:14,543 --> 00:01:16,959 Hey, Otis, do you know what time it is? 24 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:19,251 Oh, I know what time it is. 25 00:01:19,251 --> 00:01:21,626 Thelma, do you know what time it is? 26 00:01:21,626 --> 00:01:23,918 Heck yeah, I know what time it is. 27 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:27,918 [crowd] Thelma! Thelma! Thelma! Thelma! Thelma! 28 00:01:27,918 --> 00:01:30,168 [Otis and Reggie] Whoo! 29 00:01:30,168 --> 00:01:34,376 [crowd] Thelma! Thelma! Thelma! Thelma! Thelma! 30 00:01:34,376 --> 00:01:37,418 - ♪ Are you gonna go my way? ♪ - [man] We love you, Thelma! 31 00:01:39,084 --> 00:01:42,001 - [music ends] - Ooh! Ouch. 32 00:01:42,001 --> 00:01:43,793 We need softer hay. 33 00:01:43,793 --> 00:01:46,001 Oho! That was sick! 34 00:01:46,001 --> 00:01:48,876 Yeah, you got, like, three feet of air that time. 35 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:53,209 [groans] Well, I hope the judges like it. I just busted my tailbone, dude. 36 00:01:53,209 --> 00:01:56,459 Can I be real with you guys? I don't think it's gonna be enough. 37 00:01:56,459 --> 00:01:57,376 Okay. 38 00:01:57,376 --> 00:01:59,543 If we really wanna kill this audition tomorrow, 39 00:01:59,543 --> 00:02:02,001 we're gonna need some pyrotechnics. 40 00:02:02,001 --> 00:02:04,918 Ooh, you even got a big guy in there. 41 00:02:04,918 --> 00:02:06,751 Wait, wait, wait, wait. What?! Oh! 42 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:08,126 [Otis and Reggie scream] 43 00:02:08,709 --> 00:02:09,543 [thunks] 44 00:02:11,709 --> 00:02:12,709 [wet sloshing] 45 00:02:13,209 --> 00:02:15,501 - Well, see you guys at work tomorrow. - [Otis] Go, go, go! 46 00:02:15,501 --> 00:02:17,751 [grunts] What the heck was that?! 47 00:02:17,751 --> 00:02:20,043 ["Hold On, I'm Comin'" by Sam & Dave playing] 48 00:02:26,418 --> 00:02:29,418 ♪ Don't you ever be sad... ♪ 49 00:02:29,418 --> 00:02:32,001 - Morning, Thelma. - Morning, Bob. 50 00:02:32,001 --> 00:02:33,126 [moos] 51 00:02:33,126 --> 00:02:35,751 Hey, Bessie. I thought you had the week off. 52 00:02:35,751 --> 00:02:38,209 Nope. People gotta have their cheese. 53 00:02:38,209 --> 00:02:41,376 [chuckles] Girl, you crack me up, getting all that overtime. 54 00:02:41,376 --> 00:02:42,751 I hear you. I see you. 55 00:02:42,751 --> 00:02:43,834 [Otis] Thelma! 56 00:02:43,834 --> 00:02:44,793 Whoop-whoop! 57 00:02:44,793 --> 00:02:45,959 Hey, Otis! 58 00:02:45,959 --> 00:02:48,751 - What you doing? How you feeling? - Ah! Ooh! Yah! Hee! [chuckles] 59 00:02:48,751 --> 00:02:51,043 So you ready for the big audition tonight? 60 00:02:51,043 --> 00:02:53,251 Yeah, I'm ready. Let's do the dang thing. 61 00:02:53,251 --> 00:02:55,668 We've been trying to hit it big for way too long. 62 00:02:55,668 --> 00:02:57,876 Oh, come on. It hasn't been that long. 63 00:02:57,876 --> 00:02:59,543 It's been ten years. 64 00:02:59,543 --> 00:03:01,959 Don't you finally wanna play somewhere that matters? 65 00:03:01,959 --> 00:03:05,126 I'm happy playing music anywhere, as long as it's with you. 66 00:03:05,126 --> 00:03:06,918 - [both chuckle] - [horn honks] 67 00:03:06,918 --> 00:03:08,584 Thelma, watch out! 68 00:03:09,168 --> 00:03:10,001 Whoa! 69 00:03:10,001 --> 00:03:11,918 [laughs] 70 00:03:11,918 --> 00:03:15,126 You trying to kill me, Reggie? You need to cut them bangs, son. 71 00:03:15,126 --> 00:03:16,293 My bad. 72 00:03:16,293 --> 00:03:18,293 - [objects clattering] - [chickens squawking] 73 00:03:18,293 --> 00:03:20,334 [Reggie] Aw, dang it. Not again. 74 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:21,293 [chicken squawks] 75 00:03:21,293 --> 00:03:24,293 [Otis] Hey. So, uh, how are those new lyrics coming along? 76 00:03:25,126 --> 00:03:26,126 What lyrics? 77 00:03:26,126 --> 00:03:30,251 You know, the lyrics for the one song you don't have lyrics for. 78 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:31,334 Come on, Otis. 79 00:03:31,334 --> 00:03:33,501 That thing has stumped me since I was a kid. 80 00:03:33,501 --> 00:03:35,334 [announcer on TV] And now, the world premiere 81 00:03:35,334 --> 00:03:37,584 of Nikki Narwhal's latest music video, 82 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:39,209 "Blubber Trouble." 83 00:03:39,209 --> 00:03:41,293 You've gotta see this. 84 00:03:41,293 --> 00:03:43,834 Hold up. I gotta see this. 85 00:03:43,834 --> 00:03:45,918 ["Blubber Trouble" playing] 86 00:03:47,251 --> 00:03:48,209 [squeaks] 87 00:03:48,209 --> 00:03:52,459 ♪ They say there's plenty of fish Swimming round in the sea ♪ 88 00:03:52,459 --> 00:03:56,584 ♪ Well, don't believe what they say There ain't another like me ♪ 89 00:03:56,584 --> 00:04:01,001 ♪ Don't let this one get away 'Cause, you see, I'm unique ♪ 90 00:04:01,001 --> 00:04:04,876 ♪ I'm unique, I'm unique ♪ 91 00:04:04,876 --> 00:04:08,626 ♪ Baby, you've got blubber trouble I'm about to blow your bubble... ♪ 92 00:04:08,626 --> 00:04:11,459 Wow. Now there's someone who has it all. 93 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:15,584 No way. Nikki's such a sellout. She's as fake as it gets. 94 00:04:15,584 --> 00:04:19,376 Who cares? That girl gets to sing at SparklePalooza every year. 95 00:04:19,376 --> 00:04:22,043 That'll be us someday. I just know it. 96 00:04:22,043 --> 00:04:23,876 [farmer] Hey, Thelma, Otis! 97 00:04:25,084 --> 00:04:26,126 Yeah, what do you want? 98 00:04:26,126 --> 00:04:28,584 - This manure isn't gonna move itself. - [flies buzzing] 99 00:04:28,584 --> 00:04:31,626 Yeah, Thelma. I can't work like this. 100 00:04:31,626 --> 00:04:33,584 Yeah, I got you. I'm coming. 101 00:04:34,084 --> 00:04:37,001 [high-pitched clamoring] 102 00:04:37,001 --> 00:04:38,793 [fly 1] Come on, Thelma, give us that manure. 103 00:04:38,793 --> 00:04:39,918 [fly 2] We're starving. 104 00:04:39,918 --> 00:04:42,043 {\an8}Y'all better not be laying eggs in my hair. 105 00:04:42,043 --> 00:04:43,043 - [gasps] - [flies scream] 106 00:04:43,043 --> 00:04:45,376 [fly 1] She's a fly eater! Get him out! 107 00:04:45,376 --> 00:04:46,334 [snorts] 108 00:04:46,334 --> 00:04:49,959 [fly 3] I was in her brain! I was in her brain! 109 00:04:49,959 --> 00:04:51,126 [woman hollers] 110 00:04:51,126 --> 00:04:53,918 - I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - [Thelma] Oh no. 111 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,959 Please don't see me. Please don't see me. Please-- 112 00:04:55,959 --> 00:04:57,251 [grunts] Oof. 113 00:04:58,043 --> 00:05:00,084 {\an8}- [group laughing] - [spits] 114 00:05:00,084 --> 00:05:03,126 {\an8}Look at that avalanche of doo-doo, done fell right on her. 115 00:05:03,126 --> 00:05:05,709 {\an8}[laughing] 116 00:05:05,709 --> 00:05:09,001 Thelma, is this your routine for the audition tonight? 117 00:05:09,001 --> 00:05:10,334 No, Zirconia. 118 00:05:11,418 --> 00:05:12,626 You know I'm singing. 119 00:05:12,626 --> 00:05:13,751 You gotta be joking. 120 00:05:13,751 --> 00:05:17,168 Ain't nobody on earth wanna hear music from a plain old farm pony. 121 00:05:17,168 --> 00:05:19,626 You look disgusting. 122 00:05:19,626 --> 00:05:23,376 Girl, we have the looks and the talent. 123 00:05:23,376 --> 00:05:25,418 And you got nothing. 124 00:05:25,418 --> 00:05:27,126 - [laughing] - [groans angrily] 125 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:29,168 - Ew! What you doing? - Hey! 126 00:05:29,751 --> 00:05:31,793 At least I don't have crusty old pink eye. 127 00:05:31,793 --> 00:05:35,584 What? Esteban, is she for real? Do I have pink eye? 128 00:05:35,584 --> 00:05:37,584 Yeah, I think you do. 129 00:05:37,584 --> 00:05:39,751 [screams] 130 00:05:40,418 --> 00:05:44,126 [announcer] Opening tonight for our SparklePalooza talent search, 131 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:47,459 we bring you the Rhinestone Fillies. 132 00:05:47,459 --> 00:05:50,043 - ["Conga" by Gloria Estefan playing] - [crowd gasps] 133 00:05:51,459 --> 00:05:53,418 - [exclaiming] - Yah! 134 00:05:53,418 --> 00:05:55,293 ♪ Come on, shake your body Baby, do the conga ♪ 135 00:05:55,293 --> 00:05:57,251 ♪ I know you can't control yourself Any longer ♪ 136 00:05:57,251 --> 00:06:01,459 - ♪ Feel the rhythm of the music... ♪ - [crowd gasps, cheers] 137 00:06:01,459 --> 00:06:04,001 Woo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! 138 00:06:04,001 --> 00:06:05,168 [groans] 139 00:06:05,168 --> 00:06:06,793 [Esteban trills] 140 00:06:06,793 --> 00:06:09,459 [crowd cheering] 141 00:06:09,459 --> 00:06:13,168 [Esteban] Is this a dream, or is it reality? 142 00:06:13,168 --> 00:06:15,334 [crowd] Ooh! 143 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:17,126 [quacks] 144 00:06:23,001 --> 00:06:24,834 ♪ Come on, shake your body Baby, do the conga ♪ 145 00:06:24,834 --> 00:06:27,959 - [song ends] - [crowd] Oh! 146 00:06:27,959 --> 00:06:30,084 - [cheering] - [quacking enthusiastically] 147 00:06:30,084 --> 00:06:32,751 Whoo! Yeah! That's what I'm talking about. 148 00:06:32,751 --> 00:06:34,834 [cheering continues] 149 00:06:34,834 --> 00:06:38,459 Otis, I'm so nervous I feel like my heart's gonna drop out of my butt. 150 00:06:38,459 --> 00:06:40,418 That's scientifically impossible. 151 00:06:40,418 --> 00:06:42,584 - No, really, I can feel it. - [announcer] Hello! 152 00:06:42,584 --> 00:06:44,959 Next up on our talent search tonight, 153 00:06:44,959 --> 00:06:48,418 an original song performed by, uh... 154 00:06:49,293 --> 00:06:51,043 The Rusty Buckets? 155 00:06:52,126 --> 00:06:54,251 [flies buzzing] 156 00:06:54,251 --> 00:06:57,293 [soft hopeful music playing] 157 00:06:57,293 --> 00:06:58,668 [cymbal clangs softly] 158 00:07:00,209 --> 00:07:01,918 [breathes deeply] 159 00:07:03,751 --> 00:07:06,043 [whoosh echoing] 160 00:07:08,418 --> 00:07:09,709 You got this. 161 00:07:12,918 --> 00:07:14,751 [feedback buzzes] 162 00:07:16,168 --> 00:07:17,334 Whoo. [chuckles] 163 00:07:17,334 --> 00:07:18,876 Hey, everybody. 164 00:07:18,876 --> 00:07:21,084 We're The Rusty Buckets, and... and we're really excited-- 165 00:07:21,084 --> 00:07:22,334 {\an8}Next! 166 00:07:23,626 --> 00:07:24,793 Wait, wait. What? 167 00:07:24,793 --> 00:07:26,334 {\an8}Off the stage, please. 168 00:07:26,334 --> 00:07:29,334 But we didn't even get a chance to perform our song. 169 00:07:29,334 --> 00:07:31,834 {\an8}I'm sorry, kid. There's no future here. Okay? Keep it moving. 170 00:07:31,834 --> 00:07:34,459 Hold up. We've waited years for this opportunity. 171 00:07:34,459 --> 00:07:36,876 {\an8}- What's not working for you? - [scoffs] 172 00:07:36,876 --> 00:07:39,251 {\an8}Look, babe, you just don't have "it." 173 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,126 "It"? What do you mean? 174 00:07:42,126 --> 00:07:44,876 We just want people with a certain look. 175 00:07:44,876 --> 00:07:47,834 Someone that sparkles and lights up the stage, 176 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:50,334 not some forgettable farm pony. 177 00:07:50,334 --> 00:07:51,334 What? 178 00:07:51,334 --> 00:07:55,834 {\an8}Yo, yo, you gotta be something special to perform at SparklePalooza. 179 00:07:55,834 --> 00:07:59,459 {\an8}I'm sorry, but you will never perform there. 180 00:08:00,626 --> 00:08:02,959 Now, you listen here, buddy-- Whoa! 181 00:08:02,959 --> 00:08:04,668 - Oh! - Whoa. 182 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:07,001 - [thuds] - [cymbals clash] 183 00:08:07,001 --> 00:08:08,168 [laughing] 184 00:08:17,751 --> 00:08:18,626 Thelma! 185 00:08:19,959 --> 00:08:23,418 - [melancholy music playing] - [sign buzzing] 186 00:08:25,376 --> 00:08:27,168 [judge] You'll never perform there. 187 00:08:27,168 --> 00:08:29,126 [Thelma] Now, you listen here, buddy-- Whoa! 188 00:08:29,126 --> 00:08:33,126 [crowd laughing] 189 00:08:33,126 --> 00:08:35,418 [dramatic voice] Never gonna happen! 190 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:42,126 [in deep voice] Good evening, fair maiden. Why the long face? 191 00:08:42,126 --> 00:08:45,376 I have come from afar to cheer thee up. 192 00:08:45,376 --> 00:08:47,626 Wilt thou join me on a quest? 193 00:08:47,626 --> 00:08:49,459 [inhales, sighs] 194 00:08:49,459 --> 00:08:50,418 Sure. 195 00:08:50,418 --> 00:08:55,001 Let me transport you to a realm of goblins, sorcery, 196 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:59,626 and 19th-century homesteaders on the Oregon Trail. 197 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,293 [neigh echoing] 198 00:09:05,876 --> 00:09:09,084 {\an8}It's a completely original role-playing game I've been developing. 199 00:09:09,084 --> 00:09:12,293 {\an8}I call it Dungeons and Wagons. 200 00:09:12,293 --> 00:09:13,334 What? 201 00:09:13,334 --> 00:09:15,959 [sings angelic note] 202 00:09:15,959 --> 00:09:16,876 Mmm! 203 00:09:16,876 --> 00:09:20,543 My character is a donkey warlord named Donk-Truvious. 204 00:09:20,543 --> 00:09:24,584 Check it out. He's got a fake nipple that doubles as a ninja star. 205 00:09:24,584 --> 00:09:25,959 - [clinks on table] - [Otis] Whoops. 206 00:09:25,959 --> 00:09:28,626 - Donk who? - Here, this is your character. 207 00:09:28,626 --> 00:09:32,084 She's a hardened pioneer pony who dabbles in martial arts. 208 00:09:32,084 --> 00:09:35,459 She also just beat cholera, so she has super high stamina points. 209 00:09:35,459 --> 00:09:38,501 - What do you wanna call her? - [sighs] Horse Lady? 210 00:09:38,501 --> 00:09:40,668 Come on, you can do better than that. 211 00:09:40,668 --> 00:09:43,709 Okay, fine. Then Sad Horse Lady. 212 00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:47,376 - [chuckles] What? That's weak. - Why can't I just be this unicorn? 213 00:09:47,376 --> 00:09:50,001 Oh, sorry, everyone wants to be her. 214 00:09:50,001 --> 00:09:51,834 She's a level 300 cleric. 215 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:55,751 {\an8}You can only unlock her after you sell your soul to a shape-shifter warlock. 216 00:09:55,751 --> 00:09:57,418 Okay, okay, so our wagon train 217 00:09:57,418 --> 00:09:59,834 has just been attacked by a horde of goblins, 218 00:09:59,834 --> 00:10:02,168 and we are the only survivors. 219 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:04,168 [sighs] I'm sorry, Otis. 220 00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:05,584 This game is really great, 221 00:10:05,584 --> 00:10:08,293 but I'm just too bummed out to play it right now. 222 00:10:09,459 --> 00:10:12,001 Hey, don't worry about what happened tonight. 223 00:10:12,001 --> 00:10:15,376 Pfft! Yeah, right. You heard what those judges said. 224 00:10:15,376 --> 00:10:17,209 It's never gonna happen for us. 225 00:10:17,209 --> 00:10:19,793 No way, Thelma. We're just getting started. 226 00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:21,834 We'll have plenty of other chances. 227 00:10:21,834 --> 00:10:23,126 No. 228 00:10:23,126 --> 00:10:26,126 Everyone's always told me I didn't have the right looks for this. 229 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,418 And you know what? I think they're right. 230 00:10:28,418 --> 00:10:29,418 [sighs] 231 00:10:29,418 --> 00:10:31,459 Well, I think you're perfect. 232 00:10:32,084 --> 00:10:33,376 [somber music playing] 233 00:10:34,543 --> 00:10:35,668 Good night, Thelma. 234 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:46,584 [rooster crowing, squawks] 235 00:10:47,668 --> 00:10:49,251 [birds chirping] 236 00:10:49,251 --> 00:10:51,459 [melancholy music playing] 237 00:10:52,376 --> 00:10:53,209 [groans] 238 00:10:54,043 --> 00:10:55,209 [thuds] 239 00:10:55,209 --> 00:10:58,459 - [dings] - [flies buzzing, clamoring] 240 00:10:58,459 --> 00:11:01,501 [flies] Yay, breakfast! 241 00:11:02,334 --> 00:11:04,751 - [woman] Group photo, everyone. - [Esteban] We did it. 242 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:07,543 Rhinestone Fillies, man. We killed that last night. 243 00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:09,668 Ew. Move your eyeball. 244 00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:11,918 [Zirconia] Did we show up and show out? Yes, we did! 245 00:11:11,918 --> 00:11:13,668 [woman] That was amazing! 246 00:11:13,668 --> 00:11:15,293 [all laughing] 247 00:11:15,293 --> 00:11:18,334 [Zirconia] Wait, hold on now. Make sure you get my good eye. 248 00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:22,209 [crunches] 249 00:11:22,709 --> 00:11:26,626 [glitter music plays] 250 00:11:26,626 --> 00:11:28,209 [soft hopeful music playing] 251 00:11:29,043 --> 00:11:31,168 - [wheelbarrow crashes] - [chickens clucking] 252 00:11:31,668 --> 00:11:32,584 [mud sloshes] 253 00:11:39,751 --> 00:11:41,584 [glitter shimmers] 254 00:11:41,584 --> 00:11:44,084 [soft hopeful music continues] 255 00:11:44,084 --> 00:11:49,418 [neighing playfully] 256 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,376 - Thelma? - [music stops abruptly] 257 00:11:52,376 --> 00:11:53,293 [Thelma] Mmm... 258 00:11:54,959 --> 00:11:56,668 Oh, hey. 259 00:11:56,668 --> 00:11:58,709 Hey, weirdo. Nice carrot horn. 260 00:11:58,709 --> 00:12:00,543 Otis, what do I remind you of? 261 00:12:00,543 --> 00:12:04,626 Uh... A pony with a large edible mass growing out of its brain? 262 00:12:04,626 --> 00:12:06,668 What? No, you ding-dong. 263 00:12:06,668 --> 00:12:09,043 Come on, for real this time. Try again. 264 00:12:09,043 --> 00:12:11,126 [rattling] 265 00:12:11,126 --> 00:12:13,209 Ah. [chuckles] 266 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:17,626 Wait, I got it. You're a carrot with a pony stuck to its butt. 267 00:12:17,626 --> 00:12:20,626 Wrong! Come on, Otis. You can do better than that. 268 00:12:20,626 --> 00:12:22,209 [munching] 269 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,834 [goat blabbering] 270 00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:25,918 [laughs] 271 00:12:25,918 --> 00:12:30,251 Uh... Oh, you're the new mascot for Root Vegetable Awareness Month. 272 00:12:30,251 --> 00:12:31,876 Otis, you're killing me. 273 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,668 [warbling] 274 00:12:34,918 --> 00:12:36,876 - [tires screech] - [screaming] 275 00:12:39,084 --> 00:12:41,209 [in slow motion] Look out! 276 00:12:41,209 --> 00:12:44,126 - Huh? - [dramatic music building] 277 00:12:49,084 --> 00:12:51,501 - [tires screech] - [paint splashes] 278 00:12:51,501 --> 00:12:53,501 [music fades] 279 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:59,126 - [Thelma] Ugh! Gross! What is this stuff? - [shaking] 280 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:03,793 Uh... Thelma, I think you better go take a look at yourself. 281 00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:06,751 [Thelma] I swear, that dude needs to learn how to drive. 282 00:13:08,543 --> 00:13:09,751 [mystical music playing] 283 00:13:09,751 --> 00:13:10,834 [gasps] 284 00:13:10,834 --> 00:13:11,751 What? 285 00:13:17,584 --> 00:13:18,543 I'm a unicorn. 286 00:13:19,376 --> 00:13:20,543 I'm a unicorn. 287 00:13:20,543 --> 00:13:22,668 I'm a unicorn! 288 00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:24,376 Woo-hoo! 289 00:13:24,376 --> 00:13:26,084 [grunts, laughs] 290 00:13:26,084 --> 00:13:28,043 A fake unicorn. 291 00:13:28,043 --> 00:13:29,543 Ha ha! Who cares? 292 00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:32,126 Take a picture of me so I can post it on Pigstagram. 293 00:13:32,126 --> 00:13:35,084 Oh! Wait, wait, wait. Let me delete my old account first. 294 00:13:35,084 --> 00:13:39,084 I'm gonna create a whole new profile. It'll be like the old me never existed. 295 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:41,876 Don't delete the old you. I'm friends with the old you. 296 00:13:41,876 --> 00:13:44,209 [explosion booms] 297 00:13:44,209 --> 00:13:47,126 {\an8}- Yeah. - Are you kidding? 298 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:49,334 Here. Just take the photo. Just take the photo. 299 00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:51,209 Okay, okay, okay. Ready? 300 00:13:51,209 --> 00:13:53,418 One, two, three. 301 00:13:53,418 --> 00:13:56,418 - [camera clicks] - Let me see. Let me see. How do I look? 302 00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:58,876 Oh. [clicks tongue] Man, stop playing with me. 303 00:13:58,876 --> 00:14:00,793 - [chuckles] - For real this time. 304 00:14:00,793 --> 00:14:05,209 [gasps] Look! Look! There's a unicorn! I told you they were real! 305 00:14:05,209 --> 00:14:07,251 [all screaming] 306 00:14:09,334 --> 00:14:11,626 - [screaming continues] - [brakes screeching] 307 00:14:11,626 --> 00:14:14,418 - [girl screaming] - [laughs gleefully] 308 00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:17,626 Unicorn, unicorn, unicorn, unicorn, unicorn, unicorn! 309 00:14:17,626 --> 00:14:19,084 - Unicorn! - Whoo! 310 00:14:19,084 --> 00:14:23,584 So you're just gonna let people think you're a real unicorn now? 311 00:14:23,584 --> 00:14:27,001 This is the best day of my life. Oh my gosh, she's so beautiful. 312 00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:30,418 Well, I'm definitely not gonna break that little girl's heart. 313 00:14:30,918 --> 00:14:31,876 Hi. 314 00:14:31,876 --> 00:14:35,084 - Oh, hey, baby. What's your name? - Suzie. 315 00:14:35,084 --> 00:14:37,168 - What's your name? - Thelma. 316 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,334 Thelma? 317 00:14:38,334 --> 00:14:40,168 Thelma the Unicorn? 318 00:14:40,668 --> 00:14:42,293 Can I take your picture? 319 00:14:42,293 --> 00:14:44,501 Yeah, girl. Course you can take my picture. 320 00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:45,501 But watch out. 321 00:14:45,501 --> 00:14:47,959 - My sparkles might blow up your phone. - [giggles] 322 00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:50,501 - Is this real? This is a mirage. - [mom 1] I can't believe this. 323 00:14:50,501 --> 00:14:52,209 - [mom 2] What a dream duo. - [mom 1] Okay, get ready. 324 00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:53,584 [mom 2] Say "cheese." 325 00:14:53,584 --> 00:14:55,168 - [both] Cheese! - [camera clicking] 326 00:14:55,168 --> 00:14:57,126 - [both gag] - [mom 1] Smile with them teeth! 327 00:14:57,126 --> 00:14:59,001 - [mom 2] Honey, all of your teeth. - Like this? 328 00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:01,126 - [mom 2] Too much teeth, baby. - [giggles] 329 00:15:01,126 --> 00:15:03,334 [gasps] Unicorn dust? 330 00:15:03,334 --> 00:15:05,376 I'll bet it tastes like candy. 331 00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:07,459 - [both chuckle] - Ooh, rub some of that dust on me. 332 00:15:07,459 --> 00:15:09,668 - [Suzie] Here you go. - Thank you so much. 333 00:15:09,668 --> 00:15:11,793 - [indistinct chatter] - [woman] Check this out. 334 00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:13,668 Hold up. 335 00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:15,668 I don't believe it. A real unicorn! 336 00:15:15,668 --> 00:15:19,376 {\an8}[old man] I wonder if she can grant me eternal youth. 337 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:22,376 - Can your horn shoot lasers? - Um... 338 00:15:22,376 --> 00:15:25,126 - Does your poo smell like flowers? - Well... 339 00:15:25,126 --> 00:15:27,793 - What color is your blood? - Rainbow colored. 340 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:31,918 - You don't really sound like a unicorn. - Hey, what's that supposed to mean? 341 00:15:31,918 --> 00:15:34,251 I thought they were supposed to sound like... 342 00:15:34,251 --> 00:15:38,293 [high-pitched] "Hi, I'm a unicorn! My tears turn into glitter and cupcakes!" 343 00:15:38,293 --> 00:15:41,293 Yeah, well, all those unicorns got eaten by dragons. 344 00:15:41,293 --> 00:15:43,668 [all] Oh. 345 00:15:43,668 --> 00:15:45,459 Can you do anything magical? 346 00:15:45,459 --> 00:15:47,709 - Magical? - [man] Yeah, can you? 347 00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:50,251 Uh... Yeah. I can sing. 348 00:15:50,251 --> 00:15:51,543 [child] Sing for us! 349 00:15:51,543 --> 00:15:52,751 - Sing for us! - Sing! 350 00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:53,668 [child] Please? 351 00:15:53,668 --> 00:15:56,459 Otis, go get your guitar. This is our big chance. 352 00:15:56,459 --> 00:15:58,001 You can't be serious. 353 00:15:58,001 --> 00:16:00,251 - You wanna perform like this? - Yes! 354 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,293 Um... Excuse me? 355 00:16:02,876 --> 00:16:05,376 Are you really a real unicorn? 356 00:16:05,376 --> 00:16:07,251 [music fades] 357 00:16:12,376 --> 00:16:14,543 Yes. Yes, I am. 358 00:16:15,293 --> 00:16:18,334 - [neighs] - [crowd cheers] 359 00:16:18,334 --> 00:16:20,168 - No way! - Cool. 360 00:16:20,168 --> 00:16:21,459 [boy] All right! 361 00:16:21,459 --> 00:16:23,209 [Reggie] Psst. Thelma. 362 00:16:23,209 --> 00:16:24,209 Reggie? 363 00:16:24,209 --> 00:16:26,584 The new makeover looks sick. 364 00:16:27,251 --> 00:16:28,626 Otis, get over there. 365 00:16:28,626 --> 00:16:30,501 [sighs] You've gotta be kidding me. 366 00:16:30,501 --> 00:16:32,501 [indistinct chatter] 367 00:16:32,501 --> 00:16:34,376 [inhales, exhales] 368 00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:37,709 [strumming upbeat tune] 369 00:16:39,793 --> 00:16:41,126 [drumstick clicking] 370 00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:46,918 ♪ Something's moving Something's there ♪ 371 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:51,084 ♪ Something's blooming in the air ♪ 372 00:16:51,084 --> 00:16:53,084 ♪ I can hear it ♪ 373 00:16:53,084 --> 00:16:56,793 ♪ There's a spirit whispering in my ear ♪ 374 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,168 [scattered cheering] 375 00:16:59,168 --> 00:17:01,043 ♪ And it's growing ♪ 376 00:17:01,043 --> 00:17:03,209 ♪ Growing fast ♪ 377 00:17:03,209 --> 00:17:06,876 ♪ Like the phoenix rising from the ash ♪ 378 00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:08,918 ♪ It's amazing ♪ 379 00:17:09,543 --> 00:17:13,834 ♪ Once you face it Then you can't look back ♪ 380 00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:15,501 [crowd cheers] 381 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,793 ♪ Can you feel it? ♪ 382 00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:19,043 ♪ It's alive ♪ 383 00:17:19,626 --> 00:17:23,584 ♪ And it's never, never gonna die ♪ 384 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,626 ♪ Don't you fight it ♪ 385 00:17:25,626 --> 00:17:27,126 ♪ Just ignite it ♪ 386 00:17:27,126 --> 00:17:29,543 ♪ The fire inside ♪ 387 00:17:29,543 --> 00:17:30,918 [cheering] 388 00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:32,834 Otis, I think they like it! 389 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,543 I know. Keep going! Keep going! 390 00:17:35,959 --> 00:17:38,001 ♪ I've been dreaming for so long ♪ 391 00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:39,959 ♪ Dreaming of a song ♪ 392 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:43,918 ♪ That the people love to sing along ♪ 393 00:17:43,918 --> 00:17:45,584 ♪ Now I'm screaming ♪ 394 00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:50,043 ♪ Screaming at the top of my lungs ♪ 395 00:17:50,043 --> 00:17:52,334 - ♪ Yeah ♪ - [whistles] 396 00:17:52,334 --> 00:17:53,876 ♪ Can you feel it? ♪ 397 00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:55,918 ♪ It's alive ♪ 398 00:17:55,918 --> 00:17:59,793 ♪ And it's never, never gonna die ♪ 399 00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:02,251 - [phone pings] - ♪ Can you feel it? ♪ 400 00:18:02,251 --> 00:18:03,959 - ♪ It's alive ♪ - [phones chiming] 401 00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:08,334 ♪ And it's never gonna die ♪ 402 00:18:08,334 --> 00:18:10,334 ♪ Don't you fight it ♪ 403 00:18:10,334 --> 00:18:12,251 - ♪ Just ignite it ♪ - [plate shatters] 404 00:18:12,251 --> 00:18:16,501 ♪ There's a light on and it's shining ♪ 405 00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:17,959 ♪ Don't you fight it ♪ 406 00:18:18,626 --> 00:18:19,959 ♪ Just ignite it ♪ 407 00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:22,168 ♪ The fire inside ♪ 408 00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,751 [phones chiming] 409 00:18:24,251 --> 00:18:26,418 ♪ The fire inside ♪ 410 00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,584 [song ends] 411 00:18:31,584 --> 00:18:34,501 - [cheering] - [child] Yeah! [giggles] 412 00:18:34,501 --> 00:18:37,293 [cheering continues] 413 00:18:37,293 --> 00:18:38,626 [child] Again! Again! 414 00:18:39,209 --> 00:18:40,626 [woman] That was awesome! 415 00:18:40,626 --> 00:18:44,709 [triumphant music swells] 416 00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:49,168 Well... [exhales] ...looks like we're going to see a unicorn. 417 00:18:52,209 --> 00:18:53,376 Suffice it to say, 418 00:18:53,376 --> 00:18:57,209 we don't get many unicorns putting on rock shows in these parts. 419 00:18:57,209 --> 00:18:59,709 That's just not something you see in this region. 420 00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:01,418 No, not generally. 421 00:19:01,418 --> 00:19:05,376 - Thanks for coming. You too, bald guy. - Yeah, Thelma! Woo-hoo-hoo! 422 00:19:05,376 --> 00:19:06,376 Yeah! 423 00:19:06,376 --> 00:19:08,918 [chuckles] All right. Don't forget about my band. 424 00:19:08,918 --> 00:19:12,126 - Hey, you guys want my autograph? - [man] No, thanks. 425 00:19:12,126 --> 00:19:15,584 I can't believe it, Otis. People actually liked our music! 426 00:19:15,584 --> 00:19:17,709 That was insane! 427 00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:20,418 Uh, but I think we should try to get that stuff off you now. 428 00:19:20,418 --> 00:19:23,793 What? No way. Uh-uh. I'm not washing this off. 429 00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:25,793 This is exactly what I've been waiting for. 430 00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:29,751 - I'm finally special. - You were special before all this, Thelma. 431 00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,751 You don't need this unicorn stuff. 432 00:19:31,751 --> 00:19:35,834 And why not? You pretend all the time. You're Dank-Poopy-Butt, or whatever it is. 433 00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:37,334 [deeply] It's Donk-Truvious. 434 00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:40,043 And it's totally different. That's just a game. 435 00:19:40,043 --> 00:19:41,626 But think about it, Otis. 436 00:19:41,626 --> 00:19:45,209 No one even paid attention to us until I turned into this unicorn. 437 00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:48,876 The Rusty Buckets finally have a lead singer that looks like a star. 438 00:19:48,876 --> 00:19:51,876 Yeah, but I didn't think this would be a forever thing. 439 00:19:51,876 --> 00:19:54,876 Come on. People are finally giving our music a chance. 440 00:19:57,251 --> 00:19:58,918 [sighs] Fine. 441 00:19:58,918 --> 00:19:59,834 [phone chimes] 442 00:20:00,501 --> 00:20:03,251 - [squeals] Otis, look! - [phone chiming rapidly] 443 00:20:03,251 --> 00:20:05,001 - Yeah! - [dance music playing] 444 00:20:05,001 --> 00:20:07,751 [chiming escalates] 445 00:20:07,751 --> 00:20:09,168 [bubbles popping] 446 00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:11,043 [grunting rhythmically] 447 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,084 ♪ We're dancing Dropping the beat ♪ 448 00:20:14,084 --> 00:20:15,126 ♪ Splish, splash ♪ 449 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,876 ♪ We're the Pool Boys We're the Pool Boys ♪ 450 00:20:17,876 --> 00:20:20,251 ♪ We're gonna jump in ♪ 451 00:20:20,251 --> 00:20:22,668 - ♪ Clean ♪ - ♪ Keep it so clean ♪ 452 00:20:22,668 --> 00:20:25,126 ♪ Pool Boys We're the Pool Boys ♪ 453 00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:26,626 ♪ Keep it so clean ♪ 454 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,626 ♪ Scrub-a-dub-dub You know what's up ♪ 455 00:20:28,626 --> 00:20:30,584 ♪ Pool Boys looking super buff ♪ 456 00:20:30,584 --> 00:20:32,668 ♪ Rain or shine, you are fine-- ♪ 457 00:20:32,668 --> 00:20:34,418 - [song distorts, ends] - Pool Boys! 458 00:20:34,918 --> 00:20:36,543 What in the heck are you doing? 459 00:20:36,543 --> 00:20:40,001 I already done told y'all no more dillydallying around the veranda. 460 00:20:40,001 --> 00:20:41,376 [water splashes] 461 00:20:41,376 --> 00:20:43,584 - [Pool Boys] Ah! - Nikki! 462 00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:46,001 Hey, hey, you guys! 463 00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:49,043 Ba-bam! Guess who's back in the house? 464 00:20:50,293 --> 00:20:52,334 - [spits] - [Pool Boys] Aah. 465 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,251 [water burbles] 466 00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:57,293 Good morning, Megan. How's my favorite little assistant? 467 00:20:57,293 --> 00:20:59,876 - Doing great, Nikki. - [Pool Boys laugh] 468 00:20:59,876 --> 00:21:02,876 Get in here, boys. The water's great. 469 00:21:02,876 --> 00:21:03,876 Whoo! 470 00:21:03,876 --> 00:21:05,126 [Pool Boys] Whoo! 471 00:21:05,126 --> 00:21:09,626 So you've got a photo shoot at noon, a blubber massage at one, and... 472 00:21:09,626 --> 00:21:10,543 - Oh! - [both laugh] 473 00:21:10,543 --> 00:21:13,084 ...you're getting a seaweed colonic at three. 474 00:21:13,084 --> 00:21:14,834 - Blech. - [door opens] 475 00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:17,293 [man] Hey, Nikki. What a morning. 476 00:21:18,334 --> 00:21:20,459 ["Diamond Girl" by Nice & Wild playing] 477 00:21:23,876 --> 00:21:24,876 [bird screeches] 478 00:21:26,376 --> 00:21:29,459 [dolphin squeaking] 479 00:21:30,209 --> 00:21:34,251 ♪ If you can feel what I am feeling Then the truth is just believing ♪ 480 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:35,793 - Wow! - ♪ You're my ♪ 481 00:21:36,459 --> 00:21:38,459 ♪ You're my diamond girl ♪ 482 00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:42,293 - Oh, baby. - [music fades] 483 00:21:42,293 --> 00:21:45,918 Nikki, there's an awful review of your show in the paper. 484 00:21:45,918 --> 00:21:48,168 I don't want you to hear it at all. 485 00:21:48,168 --> 00:21:49,084 Listen. 486 00:21:49,084 --> 00:21:53,251 {\an8}"A bloated whale carcass was discovered in Las Vegas Friday night, 487 00:21:53,251 --> 00:21:56,376 {\an8}300 miles from the nearest beach." 488 00:21:56,376 --> 00:21:58,043 "It was Nikki Narwhal, 489 00:21:58,043 --> 00:22:01,293 {\an8}whose new show has a smell of low tide." 490 00:22:01,293 --> 00:22:02,876 {\an8}Ooh, ouchie. 491 00:22:02,876 --> 00:22:05,376 - Vic, why are you reading this to me? - [yelps] 492 00:22:05,376 --> 00:22:09,584 - Yeah, Vic, what the heck? - Well, because I'm your manager, darling. 493 00:22:10,168 --> 00:22:12,126 I don't care what the critics say. 494 00:22:12,126 --> 00:22:14,168 My fans love "Blubber Trouble." 495 00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,918 It's the number one song in the world right now. 496 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:20,334 You're right, Nikki. Number one, but with a two after it. Heh. 497 00:22:20,334 --> 00:22:21,543 [groans] 498 00:22:21,543 --> 00:22:24,543 Nikki, I'm going to tell you like it is because I love ya. 499 00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:26,501 Your fame is on life support. 500 00:22:26,501 --> 00:22:31,876 If we don't find some kind of a jolt soon, your career will be dead as a dodo. 501 00:22:31,876 --> 00:22:33,418 Well, then fix it! 502 00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:34,626 [grunts angrily] 503 00:22:34,626 --> 00:22:38,084 We need to build your brand beyond the music, Nikki. 504 00:22:38,084 --> 00:22:40,418 We need to strategize. 505 00:22:40,418 --> 00:22:43,126 - You're the manager. You strategize. - [dance music playing] 506 00:22:43,126 --> 00:22:47,001 - Megan, get me a bucket of cod. Now! - [crane truck beeping] 507 00:22:47,001 --> 00:22:48,668 [Megan] You got it, girlfriend. 508 00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:50,251 [Pool Boys whooping] 509 00:22:50,251 --> 00:22:51,376 ♪ Jump, jump ♪ 510 00:22:52,709 --> 00:22:54,001 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 511 00:22:54,501 --> 00:22:55,876 - [music fades] - Later, Vic. 512 00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:00,709 - [phone notification beeps] - [cash register dings] 513 00:23:01,334 --> 00:23:02,876 [interestedly] Oh. 514 00:23:04,334 --> 00:23:05,918 - [dice rattling] - [owl hooting] 515 00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:08,418 Uh-oh. That's not good. 516 00:23:08,418 --> 00:23:11,543 - [deeply] You just summoned a demon. - [intense tone plays] 517 00:23:11,543 --> 00:23:14,084 Oh yeah? Well, bring it on, demon. 518 00:23:14,084 --> 00:23:15,709 - [Otis growls] - [Thelma] Spoon attack. 519 00:23:15,709 --> 00:23:17,084 - Deflected! - Yah! Yah! Yah! 520 00:23:17,084 --> 00:23:19,376 - [growling] - [exclaiming] 521 00:23:19,376 --> 00:23:23,209 Ooh. No! You've taken my soul! [grunts] 522 00:23:23,209 --> 00:23:26,001 - [miniatures clatter] - [rock music playing in distance] 523 00:23:26,001 --> 00:23:27,959 Hold up. Do you hear that? 524 00:23:27,959 --> 00:23:29,418 Uh... Yeah. 525 00:23:29,418 --> 00:23:32,501 [lively rock music continues] 526 00:23:48,418 --> 00:23:50,668 Whoa. Is that-- 527 00:23:50,668 --> 00:23:54,293 That's... That's Peggy Purvis, the legendary music producer! 528 00:23:54,293 --> 00:23:57,001 No way! I... I thought she retired. 529 00:23:57,001 --> 00:23:58,751 [Thelma] What is she doing here? 530 00:23:58,751 --> 00:24:01,751 I believe she's here to see you, little missy. 531 00:24:01,751 --> 00:24:03,709 - [music ends] - Whoa. 532 00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:06,751 Oh, those are some stinky licks. 533 00:24:06,751 --> 00:24:07,834 [chuckles] 534 00:24:07,834 --> 00:24:09,668 You're pretty stanky yourself. 535 00:24:09,668 --> 00:24:12,751 Woo-hoo! That sounded amazing, y'all! 536 00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:14,418 Thelma! [grunts] 537 00:24:14,418 --> 00:24:17,959 Thelma! Thelma! I just got to jam with a guitar legend! 538 00:24:17,959 --> 00:24:20,043 I know! That's so crazy! 539 00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:21,459 Thelma, right? 540 00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:22,584 Peggy Purvis. 541 00:24:22,584 --> 00:24:24,918 Wow. Uh, I'm a huge fan. 542 00:24:24,918 --> 00:24:27,834 That song you sang on the news today? 543 00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:30,834 I ain't never heard anything like it. 544 00:24:30,834 --> 00:24:32,543 For real? Thank you. 545 00:24:32,543 --> 00:24:34,251 How'd you come up with it? 546 00:24:34,251 --> 00:24:37,918 Oh, that old thing? I wrote that a long time ago. 547 00:24:37,918 --> 00:24:40,501 I just never had a chance to play it for anybody. 548 00:24:40,501 --> 00:24:43,584 Gee, kid, you're really something special. 549 00:24:43,584 --> 00:24:45,418 And she's a unicorn. 550 00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:47,834 [scoffs] I don't care what she is. 551 00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:51,293 This girl, she could sing the phone book and make you cry. 552 00:24:51,293 --> 00:24:53,293 [chuckles] I don't know about that. 553 00:24:53,293 --> 00:24:56,126 So, you kids wanna make a record? 554 00:24:56,126 --> 00:24:57,876 [triumphant music builds] 555 00:24:57,876 --> 00:24:59,459 [contained screaming] 556 00:24:59,459 --> 00:25:01,918 [both exclaiming] 557 00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:04,251 Knock-knock. Anyone home? 558 00:25:04,251 --> 00:25:05,918 [contained screaming continues] 559 00:25:05,918 --> 00:25:08,709 Are you serious? That would be our dream. 560 00:25:08,709 --> 00:25:10,168 But I thought that you, uh... 561 00:25:10,168 --> 00:25:12,793 Stopped producing music after I went blind? 562 00:25:12,793 --> 00:25:15,709 Yeah, well, maybe you could be my comeback. 563 00:25:15,709 --> 00:25:16,668 [gasps softly] 564 00:25:17,501 --> 00:25:20,459 [Peggy] Grab your bags. I'm not getting any younger. 565 00:25:20,459 --> 00:25:24,001 We're making an album with Peggy Purvis? 566 00:25:24,001 --> 00:25:25,293 What?! 567 00:25:26,584 --> 00:25:28,584 [upbeat music playing] 568 00:25:40,751 --> 00:25:41,626 Watch your step. 569 00:25:42,918 --> 00:25:45,459 [electronics powering up] 570 00:25:49,876 --> 00:25:51,543 Wow. 571 00:25:51,543 --> 00:25:54,001 I've never been in a real studio before. 572 00:25:54,001 --> 00:25:55,293 Whoa! 573 00:25:56,334 --> 00:25:59,668 - Oh! [chuckles dazedly] - [chimes tinkling] 574 00:25:59,668 --> 00:26:01,668 Well, get used to it. 575 00:26:01,668 --> 00:26:04,084 My gut tells me you gonna be in here a lot. 576 00:26:04,793 --> 00:26:06,626 No way! 577 00:26:06,626 --> 00:26:09,126 You recorded Patsy Swine and Smokey Buffalo here? 578 00:26:09,126 --> 00:26:10,168 [Peggy] Sure did. 579 00:26:10,168 --> 00:26:13,001 Someday, The Rusty Buckets' picture's gonna be up there too. 580 00:26:13,001 --> 00:26:13,959 Boom. 581 00:26:13,959 --> 00:26:15,418 [chuckling] 582 00:26:18,418 --> 00:26:19,459 You know, it's funny. 583 00:26:19,459 --> 00:26:23,084 A lot of people told us we'd never make it 'cause we didn't look like stars. 584 00:26:23,084 --> 00:26:26,459 Well, it's a good thing I don't care what you look like, Thelma. 585 00:26:27,084 --> 00:26:29,001 Peggy, be real with me. 586 00:26:29,001 --> 00:26:31,043 Do you think you could get us into SparklePalooza? 587 00:26:31,043 --> 00:26:34,418 Nope, can't guarantee you anything like that. 588 00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:38,209 But you can get yourself to SparklePalooza by singing the truth. 589 00:26:38,209 --> 00:26:39,709 Sing it from your heart. 590 00:26:40,918 --> 00:26:43,543 Yeah, I got this one song I've been working on 591 00:26:43,543 --> 00:26:45,126 since I was a little kid. 592 00:26:45,126 --> 00:26:48,668 - Just never found the right words for it. - Baby, don't worry about it. 593 00:26:48,668 --> 00:26:50,584 Lyrics are like food poisoning. 594 00:26:50,584 --> 00:26:52,543 It hits you when you least expect it. 595 00:26:52,543 --> 00:26:53,959 [laughs] 596 00:26:53,959 --> 00:26:56,584 Now show me what you got cooking in that songbook of yours. 597 00:26:57,168 --> 00:26:58,459 It's time to jam! 598 00:26:58,459 --> 00:27:00,251 [upbeat rock music playing] 599 00:27:10,709 --> 00:27:13,251 ♪ If we all come from nothing ♪ 600 00:27:13,876 --> 00:27:16,626 ♪ If we're all made of stars ♪ 601 00:27:16,626 --> 00:27:19,459 ♪ If trees can grow from tiny seeds ♪ 602 00:27:19,459 --> 00:27:22,418 ♪ If destiny is to live your dreams ♪ 603 00:27:22,418 --> 00:27:26,043 - ♪ I say, why? ♪ - ♪ Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? ♪ 604 00:27:26,043 --> 00:27:27,584 - ♪ Why? ♪ - ♪ Why, why, why, why? ♪ 605 00:27:27,584 --> 00:27:28,543 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 606 00:27:28,543 --> 00:27:30,126 ♪ Can't it be me? ♪ 607 00:27:31,584 --> 00:27:34,251 ♪ Woo-hoo, ooh ♪ 608 00:27:35,418 --> 00:27:38,334 ♪ My roots run deep, so I can't fall ♪ 609 00:27:38,334 --> 00:27:41,751 ♪ My dreams don't sleep They just grow tall ♪ 610 00:27:41,751 --> 00:27:44,709 ♪ I can rise without fear ♪ 611 00:27:44,709 --> 00:27:47,334 ♪ Let my truth be all I hear ♪ 612 00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:51,584 - ♪ I said why, why, why can't it be me? ♪ - ♪ Why, why, why, can't it be me? ♪ 613 00:27:52,376 --> 00:27:53,959 ♪ Oh! ♪ 614 00:27:53,959 --> 00:27:57,959 - ♪ Why, why, why can't it be me? ♪ - ♪ Why, why, why can't it be me? ♪ 615 00:27:59,584 --> 00:28:00,793 ♪ Why can't it be me? ♪ 616 00:28:00,793 --> 00:28:02,209 ♪ Yeah ♪ 617 00:28:02,209 --> 00:28:05,876 ♪ Why can't it be me? ♪ 618 00:28:05,876 --> 00:28:07,626 - [music stops abruptly] - [man clears throat] 619 00:28:07,626 --> 00:28:10,751 - [intercom clicks] - Honey, I think you better take this. 620 00:28:11,334 --> 00:28:13,834 - ["Shake Your Pants" by Cameo playing] - [slurping] 621 00:28:14,584 --> 00:28:15,418 Mmm. 622 00:28:15,418 --> 00:28:18,251 Peggy, darling, I've got great news for you. 623 00:28:18,251 --> 00:28:21,251 It's Vic Diamond. Listen, I'm so glad you answered, 624 00:28:21,251 --> 00:28:23,626 because I thought you'd probably be dead by now. 625 00:28:23,626 --> 00:28:26,876 - [glass shatters] - Hey, I'm delighted to be wrong this time. 626 00:28:26,876 --> 00:28:28,251 What do you want, Vic? 627 00:28:28,251 --> 00:28:29,834 Well, buckle up, Peggy. 628 00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:33,334 I've called to make you and that singing unicorn an offer... 629 00:28:33,334 --> 00:28:34,668 [munches] 630 00:28:34,668 --> 00:28:37,418 ...an offer you cannot refuse. 631 00:28:37,418 --> 00:28:41,668 Uh... Yes, I can. Check this out. Refused. 632 00:28:41,668 --> 00:28:46,709 Oh. Then I suppose you're not interested in her opening for Nikki Narwhal today 633 00:28:46,709 --> 00:28:48,959 at her live show. 634 00:28:48,959 --> 00:28:50,543 Not gonna happen, Vic. 635 00:28:50,543 --> 00:28:54,584 Come on, Peggy. I don't have time for patty-cake. 636 00:28:54,584 --> 00:28:55,793 I don't have the cake, 637 00:28:55,793 --> 00:28:59,418 and you know darn well I don't have the patties. 638 00:28:59,418 --> 00:29:04,251 [slurping loudly] 639 00:29:04,251 --> 00:29:05,459 [exhaling] Ah. 640 00:29:05,459 --> 00:29:09,418 You wouldn't want to be the only one standing in the way of her success, 641 00:29:09,418 --> 00:29:10,334 would you? 642 00:29:10,918 --> 00:29:11,751 [sighs] 643 00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:13,959 [strumming guitar] 644 00:29:13,959 --> 00:29:15,293 What? What is it? 645 00:29:15,959 --> 00:29:18,793 You kids wanna open for Nikki Narwhal this afternoon? 646 00:29:18,793 --> 00:29:21,626 What?! Are you serious? 647 00:29:21,626 --> 00:29:23,126 I don't know, Thelma. 648 00:29:23,126 --> 00:29:26,001 I don't think we're ready for a big stage like that. 649 00:29:26,001 --> 00:29:29,293 What are you talking about? This is a huge opportunity. 650 00:29:29,293 --> 00:29:31,209 I know we already talked about this, 651 00:29:31,209 --> 00:29:34,043 but don't you wanna wash the paint off first? 652 00:29:34,043 --> 00:29:35,168 No way, man. 653 00:29:35,168 --> 00:29:37,584 I ain't gonna mess this up. It'll ruin everything. 654 00:29:37,584 --> 00:29:39,418 Peggy, we'll do it! 655 00:29:39,418 --> 00:29:42,084 {\an8}["Dance Across the Floor" by Jimmy Bo Horne playing] 656 00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:43,251 [plane approaching] 657 00:29:44,376 --> 00:29:48,334 [tires screeching] 658 00:29:55,668 --> 00:29:58,459 ♪ Ah, let's do it Let's dance ♪ 659 00:29:58,459 --> 00:30:00,376 ♪ Dance across the floor ♪ 660 00:30:00,376 --> 00:30:02,251 ♪ Get to it Let's dance ♪ 661 00:30:02,251 --> 00:30:04,168 ♪ Let's do it some more ♪ 662 00:30:04,168 --> 00:30:06,751 ♪ Ah, let's do it Let's dance ♪ 663 00:30:06,751 --> 00:30:08,668 ♪ Let's dance across the floor ♪ 664 00:30:08,668 --> 00:30:11,168 ♪ Ah, get to it Let's dance ♪ 665 00:30:11,168 --> 00:30:13,209 ♪ Let's do it some more ♪ 666 00:30:13,209 --> 00:30:14,876 - ♪ With your baby... ♪ - [grunting] 667 00:30:14,876 --> 00:30:18,418 Peggy, darling, baby, looking great. 668 00:30:18,418 --> 00:30:21,584 Did you just buy your clothes at a rodeo? 669 00:30:21,584 --> 00:30:22,959 Yeehaw. 670 00:30:22,959 --> 00:30:24,793 - Vic. - [groans] 671 00:30:25,459 --> 00:30:27,709 Still rocking that handsome smile. 672 00:30:27,709 --> 00:30:28,959 - Good for you. - [groans] 673 00:30:28,959 --> 00:30:30,126 Enough! 674 00:30:30,918 --> 00:30:34,793 Oh, baby, look at you. You're a star. 675 00:30:34,793 --> 00:30:37,876 Like a fluffy piece of cotton candy with legs. 676 00:30:37,876 --> 00:30:40,626 Yeah, well, I'm nothing without my band. 677 00:30:40,626 --> 00:30:43,751 Vicky D! What up? 678 00:30:43,751 --> 00:30:46,918 [apathetically] Oh, hello, donkey boys. 679 00:30:46,918 --> 00:30:51,876 [gasps] Hey, look, I bought us some matching diamond bracelets. 680 00:30:51,876 --> 00:30:55,168 And wowee, they're connected. 681 00:30:55,168 --> 00:30:56,834 - Uh... - Okay. 682 00:30:56,834 --> 00:30:58,834 [chuckles] 683 00:30:58,834 --> 00:31:00,001 {\an8}- [Peggy grunts] - [Vic groans] 684 00:31:00,001 --> 00:31:01,751 {\an8}Come on, child. Let's go. 685 00:31:02,876 --> 00:31:06,293 - ["Hollywood Swinging" playing] - [Reggie] Yeah! Whoo! 686 00:31:07,001 --> 00:31:08,501 [chuckles] 687 00:31:11,501 --> 00:31:13,334 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey... ♪ - [Thelma] Wow. 688 00:31:13,334 --> 00:31:17,376 - [laughs] These dudes sure like to dance. - These are the Pool Boys. 689 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:19,876 They say if they stop dancing, they die. 690 00:31:19,876 --> 00:31:21,543 ♪ Say hey, hey, hey... ♪ 691 00:31:23,709 --> 00:31:26,709 Right this way. Unicorns first. 692 00:31:26,709 --> 00:31:27,959 Wow. 693 00:31:28,709 --> 00:31:31,543 - ♪ Hollywood ♪ - [whistles] 694 00:31:31,543 --> 00:31:32,668 [Pool Boy chuckles] 695 00:31:32,668 --> 00:31:34,084 ♪ Hollywood swinging ♪ 696 00:31:34,084 --> 00:31:35,168 [grunting] 697 00:31:35,168 --> 00:31:37,668 [Reggie] I think they want us to go in that limo. 698 00:31:37,668 --> 00:31:40,334 - ♪ Hollywood... ♪ - [grunting continues] 699 00:31:40,334 --> 00:31:42,334 See you guys at the hotel! 700 00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:44,751 Last one there's a smelly donkey. 701 00:31:44,751 --> 00:31:46,126 Ta-ta! 702 00:31:46,126 --> 00:31:49,209 ♪ The city of the stars Movies, women, and cars... ♪ 703 00:31:50,459 --> 00:31:51,876 [laughing] 704 00:31:51,876 --> 00:31:52,876 [flies buzz] 705 00:31:54,293 --> 00:31:56,709 - [spits] - ♪ Say hey, hey, hey ♪ 706 00:31:56,709 --> 00:31:57,626 [beeps] 707 00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:01,376 - ♪ What ya got to say? ♪ - [beeping] 708 00:32:01,959 --> 00:32:03,084 [beeping rapidly] 709 00:32:03,084 --> 00:32:05,168 - ♪ Say hey, hey, hey ♪ - [laughs] 710 00:32:05,876 --> 00:32:07,043 [engine revs] 711 00:32:07,584 --> 00:32:08,876 ♪ What ya got to say? ♪ 712 00:32:09,376 --> 00:32:10,334 [coughing] 713 00:32:10,334 --> 00:32:12,168 Oh man. What just happened? 714 00:32:12,168 --> 00:32:13,834 {\an8}- [coughs] - [tires screech] 715 00:32:15,959 --> 00:32:17,918 - ♪ Hollywood swinging... ♪ - Bummer. 716 00:32:19,209 --> 00:32:20,459 [Vic] Look. 717 00:32:20,459 --> 00:32:22,793 It's your name in lights. 718 00:32:23,376 --> 00:32:24,584 Wow. 719 00:32:24,584 --> 00:32:25,876 ♪ Hollywood swinging ♪ 720 00:32:27,209 --> 00:32:28,751 [music fades] 721 00:32:28,751 --> 00:32:31,834 [Nikki] I don't know why Vic thinks I need some silly unicorn 722 00:32:31,834 --> 00:32:33,876 to sell tickets to my own show! 723 00:32:33,876 --> 00:32:36,084 I've never needed an opening act! 724 00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:38,418 That pink unicorn's got nothing on you. 725 00:32:38,418 --> 00:32:41,043 - Now, hit me with that freestyle. - Yes, Megan. 726 00:32:41,043 --> 00:32:44,001 ♪ Mmm, a whale that sings ♪ 727 00:32:44,001 --> 00:32:47,168 ♪ Mmm, a whale that sings really well ♪ 728 00:32:47,168 --> 00:32:49,751 ♪ I'm a better swimmer than you ♪ 729 00:32:49,751 --> 00:32:52,293 ♪ 'Cause you got four legs And I got a tail ♪ 730 00:32:52,293 --> 00:32:53,668 - [banging on door] - What in the...?! 731 00:32:53,668 --> 00:32:55,501 - [bellowing] - [gags, groans] 732 00:32:55,501 --> 00:32:56,543 [door slams] 733 00:32:56,543 --> 00:32:58,793 Oh, Nikki, darling. 734 00:32:59,376 --> 00:33:00,293 Megan. 735 00:33:00,793 --> 00:33:01,709 [inhales, spits] 736 00:33:01,709 --> 00:33:05,209 This little honey horse is Thelma the Unicorn. 737 00:33:05,209 --> 00:33:08,418 She's a big, yet minuscule, fan. 738 00:33:09,084 --> 00:33:10,459 Hey. 739 00:33:11,043 --> 00:33:12,084 - Ugh. - Okay. 740 00:33:14,584 --> 00:33:17,209 Oh, Nikki, you're so awkward. 741 00:33:18,626 --> 00:33:20,959 [announcer] Opening today for the first time ever, 742 00:33:20,959 --> 00:33:26,084 we bring you the viral singing sensation, Thelma the Unicorn! 743 00:33:26,084 --> 00:33:29,459 {\an8}Vic, I can't do this without my band. Where are they? 744 00:33:29,459 --> 00:33:33,709 Oh no. Do you think they've abandoned you? 745 00:33:33,709 --> 00:33:35,626 No, of course not. 746 00:33:35,626 --> 00:33:38,126 Some bands just aren't ready for the big stage. 747 00:33:38,126 --> 00:33:40,043 But they wouldn't just bail like that. 748 00:33:40,043 --> 00:33:41,626 You poor, poor thing. 749 00:33:41,626 --> 00:33:44,459 I know how badly you wanted this. 750 00:33:44,459 --> 00:33:47,251 Would you like me to cancel the show? 751 00:33:47,251 --> 00:33:50,043 - [murmuring] - [hopeful music playing] 752 00:33:55,918 --> 00:33:59,626 No. I've been waiting for something like this my whole life. 753 00:34:00,459 --> 00:34:03,418 - Let's do this thing. - Fantastic. 754 00:34:03,418 --> 00:34:06,876 Now, let's get out there and show everyone how special you are. 755 00:34:10,126 --> 00:34:11,668 [music builds] 756 00:34:11,668 --> 00:34:15,043 [crowd cheers] 757 00:34:16,251 --> 00:34:18,376 [neighs] 758 00:34:18,376 --> 00:34:20,126 [crowd cheering] 759 00:34:20,126 --> 00:34:22,334 [soulful music playing] 760 00:34:22,334 --> 00:34:24,876 [laughing, neighing] 761 00:34:26,001 --> 00:34:28,709 Hi, everybody. I'm Thelma the Unicorn. 762 00:34:30,251 --> 00:34:32,501 ♪ When the world's so big ♪ 763 00:34:32,501 --> 00:34:34,918 ♪ It's easy to feel small ♪ 764 00:34:34,918 --> 00:34:38,168 ♪ When no one's ever looking down ♪ 765 00:34:39,501 --> 00:34:41,668 ♪ Now nobody sees me ♪ 766 00:34:41,668 --> 00:34:44,209 ♪ And nobody wants to be me ♪ 767 00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:47,459 ♪ I'm gonna have to show 'em now ♪ 768 00:34:47,459 --> 00:34:52,168 ♪ I'm fresh out of chances left untaken ♪ 769 00:34:52,168 --> 00:34:56,209 ♪ Gonna work on my moves, baby I've been making ♪ 770 00:34:56,209 --> 00:35:01,459 - We love you, Thelma! - ♪ I'm done shrinking to fit into spaces ♪ 771 00:35:01,459 --> 00:35:04,168 - ♪ It's time to show the world ♪ - Thelma! 772 00:35:04,168 --> 00:35:08,084 ♪ That I'm going places ♪ 773 00:35:08,084 --> 00:35:09,209 ♪ Go big ♪ 774 00:35:10,584 --> 00:35:11,876 ♪ Or go home ♪ 775 00:35:11,876 --> 00:35:15,209 ♪ If you fall, dust it off And get back on your feet ♪ 776 00:35:17,168 --> 00:35:18,834 ♪ You gotta go big ♪ 777 00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:20,959 ♪ Or go home ♪ 778 00:35:20,959 --> 00:35:24,584 ♪ Leave my fears at the door 'Cause there's no one like me ♪ 779 00:35:24,584 --> 00:35:26,418 [cheering] 780 00:35:27,376 --> 00:35:28,543 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 781 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:32,584 Vic, what are you doing? Those fireworks are for Nikki! 782 00:35:32,584 --> 00:35:37,209 It appears that Vic Diamond has just given birth to a new diamond. 783 00:35:37,209 --> 00:35:39,209 [chiming] 784 00:35:39,209 --> 00:35:41,084 ♪ Got my eyes on the prize... ♪ 785 00:35:41,084 --> 00:35:43,501 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it right there. 786 00:35:43,501 --> 00:35:45,251 We're supposed to be opening for Nikki. 787 00:35:45,251 --> 00:35:48,793 Uh, well, you guys showed up way too late. 788 00:35:48,793 --> 00:35:52,126 ♪ I'm fresh out of chances left untaken ♪ 789 00:35:52,126 --> 00:35:56,668 ♪ Gonna work on my moves, baby I've been making ♪ 790 00:35:56,668 --> 00:36:01,418 ♪ And I am done shrinking To fit into spaces ♪ 791 00:36:01,418 --> 00:36:07,793 ♪ It's time to show the world What I've been making ♪ 792 00:36:08,376 --> 00:36:09,668 ♪ Go big ♪ 793 00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:11,709 ♪ Or go home ♪ 794 00:36:11,709 --> 00:36:15,168 ♪ If you fall, dust it off And get back on your feet ♪ 795 00:36:15,168 --> 00:36:16,084 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 796 00:36:16,084 --> 00:36:18,501 Good luck finding a new manager, Nikki... 797 00:36:19,543 --> 00:36:21,043 - [blows] - [gasps] 798 00:36:21,043 --> 00:36:23,209 ...because we're through. 799 00:36:25,043 --> 00:36:25,876 ♪ No ♪ 800 00:36:26,626 --> 00:36:28,376 ♪ Go big ♪ 801 00:36:28,876 --> 00:36:30,834 ♪ Go big ♪ 802 00:36:31,334 --> 00:36:36,168 ♪ Yeah ♪ 803 00:36:36,168 --> 00:36:37,959 [crowd cheering, applauding] 804 00:36:37,959 --> 00:36:39,126 Yay! 805 00:36:39,626 --> 00:36:41,709 Thank you, thank you so much. 806 00:36:41,709 --> 00:36:43,168 [Nikki growling] 807 00:36:43,168 --> 00:36:44,084 [crowd gasps] 808 00:36:44,084 --> 00:36:46,376 [perilous music playing] 809 00:36:46,376 --> 00:36:50,459 - Get off my stage! - [Megan] Yeah, beat her good! 810 00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:54,084 - No, please, please, please, please! - [Nikki laughing] 811 00:36:54,084 --> 00:36:55,668 - [zapping] - [convulsing] 812 00:36:55,668 --> 00:36:56,626 [gasps] 813 00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:00,084 [exhales] 814 00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:02,376 DJ, play my music! 815 00:37:04,084 --> 00:37:06,418 ["Blubber Trouble" playing] 816 00:37:06,418 --> 00:37:08,709 - Go away! No, thank you! - Boo! 817 00:37:09,334 --> 00:37:10,168 [growls] 818 00:37:10,168 --> 00:37:12,751 Unicorn! Unicorn! 819 00:37:12,751 --> 00:37:15,959 - Unicorn! Unicorn! - [Nikki] You wanna see her again?! 820 00:37:15,959 --> 00:37:19,626 - [crowd] Unicorn! Unicorn! - [Nikki] Whoa! 821 00:37:19,626 --> 00:37:20,584 [grunts] 822 00:37:22,001 --> 00:37:24,376 [Megan] I got you, girl. [yelps] 823 00:37:25,084 --> 00:37:26,001 [exhales] 824 00:37:26,001 --> 00:37:29,334 I'm so sorry, Vic. I... I didn't mean for this to happen. 825 00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:33,584 One supernova must implode so a new star can take its place. 826 00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:34,501 [objects clattering] 827 00:37:34,501 --> 00:37:38,668 I could turn you into the biggest star on the planet, Thelma. 828 00:37:38,668 --> 00:37:42,876 Thanks, Vic, but I've already got Peggy to help me with my music. 829 00:37:42,876 --> 00:37:49,126 Thelma, Thelma, if you stay with Peggy, you'll never make it to SparklePalooza. 830 00:37:49,126 --> 00:37:50,501 Don't you get it? 831 00:37:50,501 --> 00:37:54,668 Working with me will guarantee you play there someday. 832 00:37:55,293 --> 00:37:57,918 Well, can I bring my band with me? 833 00:37:57,918 --> 00:38:00,501 Of course you can, darling. 834 00:38:00,501 --> 00:38:03,709 - [fireworks exploding] - [Pool Boys screaming] 835 00:38:03,709 --> 00:38:07,668 Sign with me, and your dream will become a reality. 836 00:38:10,126 --> 00:38:13,459 [crowd] Thelma! Thelma! Thelma! 837 00:38:13,459 --> 00:38:16,793 Thelma! Thelma! Thelma! 838 00:38:16,793 --> 00:38:19,709 [Vic] I'm only going to make this offer once. 839 00:38:23,168 --> 00:38:25,959 Congratulations, my dear unicorn. 840 00:38:25,959 --> 00:38:27,793 We are officially in business. 841 00:38:27,793 --> 00:38:29,959 - [loud explosion] - [Nikki roars] 842 00:38:29,959 --> 00:38:33,251 Now, let's get out of here before that whale impales us both. 843 00:38:33,251 --> 00:38:36,918 - [cheering] - [camera shutters clicking] 844 00:38:36,918 --> 00:38:39,043 [triumphant music playing] 845 00:38:39,043 --> 00:38:41,126 [woman] Thelma, take a selfie with me! 846 00:38:42,168 --> 00:38:44,501 Whoo! Thelma! 847 00:38:44,501 --> 00:38:48,418 I have these adoption papers that will legally make me your son! 848 00:38:48,418 --> 00:38:49,834 Will you sign them for me? 849 00:38:49,834 --> 00:38:50,793 [Thelma chuckles] 850 00:38:54,209 --> 00:38:56,543 - [crying] - [helicopter blades whirring] 851 00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:59,751 Look, your very own unichopper. 852 00:39:02,209 --> 00:39:03,293 Wow. 853 00:39:03,293 --> 00:39:04,459 [Otis] Thelma! 854 00:39:04,459 --> 00:39:07,501 - Hey, let go of me. Thelma! - Otis? 855 00:39:07,501 --> 00:39:08,959 Wh-- Where have you been? 856 00:39:08,959 --> 00:39:11,793 We've been trying to find you. Why'd you perform without us? 857 00:39:11,793 --> 00:39:14,626 What was I supposed to do? You guys completely abandoned me. 858 00:39:14,626 --> 00:39:15,918 We didn't abandon you. 859 00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:18,918 A missile came out of nowhere and blew up our car. 860 00:39:18,918 --> 00:39:21,501 Tsk. Come on, Otis. You don't have to make up stories. 861 00:39:21,501 --> 00:39:22,793 Just tell me the truth. 862 00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:24,084 No, I'm serious. 863 00:39:24,084 --> 00:39:26,209 Look, I don't wanna fight with you. 864 00:39:26,209 --> 00:39:29,501 Vic promised me he could get us all to SparklePalooza, so let's go. 865 00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:30,501 [sighs] 866 00:39:30,501 --> 00:39:33,084 I knew this unicorn stuff would go to your head. 867 00:39:33,084 --> 00:39:35,876 Gimme a break. You didn't even wanna be here. 868 00:39:35,876 --> 00:39:37,918 You said we weren't ready for the big stage. 869 00:39:37,918 --> 00:39:41,084 Mommy, is this donkey bothering you? 870 00:39:41,084 --> 00:39:42,584 Hey, hold on. Who is this? 871 00:39:42,584 --> 00:39:44,543 [grunts] I am her son. 872 00:39:44,543 --> 00:39:45,501 Your son? 873 00:39:45,501 --> 00:39:47,334 Yeah. Go away. 874 00:39:47,334 --> 00:39:50,001 You're just gonna let your son talk to me like that? 875 00:39:50,001 --> 00:39:53,251 Otis, I've been wanting this my whole life. 876 00:39:53,251 --> 00:39:54,959 I'm tired of being overlooked. 877 00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:56,834 If you've been wanting this your whole life, 878 00:39:56,834 --> 00:40:00,209 then why are you screwing it up by pretending to be someone else? 879 00:40:01,459 --> 00:40:03,084 [dramatic music crescendos] 880 00:40:03,084 --> 00:40:04,959 [helicopter blades whirring] 881 00:40:04,959 --> 00:40:07,209 [crowd cheering] 882 00:40:13,668 --> 00:40:14,668 [blows kiss] 883 00:40:14,668 --> 00:40:18,501 [dramatic music continues] 884 00:40:18,501 --> 00:40:20,626 We love you, Thelma! 885 00:40:20,626 --> 00:40:22,001 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 886 00:40:22,668 --> 00:40:25,543 [reporter] Will Nikki Narwhal ever bounce back from her epic meltdown? 887 00:40:25,543 --> 00:40:27,626 - [man] Run away! - [woman] "Blubber Trouble!" 888 00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:31,001 [reporter] Or is it the end of the road for this disgraced diva? 889 00:40:31,001 --> 00:40:34,668 Look out, Nikki, 'cause you're about to get replaced by Thelma the Uni-- 890 00:40:34,668 --> 00:40:36,251 [distorts, powers down] 891 00:40:36,251 --> 00:40:38,084 [screams] 892 00:40:41,959 --> 00:40:43,293 [chomps, swallows] 893 00:40:43,293 --> 00:40:45,418 Listen, Megan, and listen a lot. 894 00:40:45,418 --> 00:40:50,209 The only way I'll ever be back on top is if we destroy Thelma. 895 00:40:50,209 --> 00:40:54,001 Ooh, are we talking about murder here? 896 00:40:54,001 --> 00:40:55,543 What? No! 897 00:40:55,543 --> 00:40:59,293 I just need you to dig up the dirt that will ruin her forever, 898 00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:01,876 because everyone's got secrets. 899 00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:04,209 Oh wow. [chuckles] 900 00:41:04,209 --> 00:41:07,001 You are so dang smart, Nikki. 901 00:41:07,001 --> 00:41:10,376 I swear, it's that big ol' whale brain of yours. 902 00:41:10,376 --> 00:41:13,459 Thank you. My doctor says it's mainly water. 903 00:41:13,459 --> 00:41:15,834 Boom, Nikki, you go, girl! 904 00:41:15,834 --> 00:41:17,918 Well, what are you waiting for? 905 00:41:17,918 --> 00:41:21,209 Get out there and find that unicorn's dirty little secrets! 906 00:41:21,209 --> 00:41:22,751 [chuckles awkwardly] 907 00:41:22,751 --> 00:41:23,751 Oh yeah. 908 00:41:24,501 --> 00:41:25,418 [chomps] 909 00:41:28,084 --> 00:41:30,251 [sentimental music playing] 910 00:41:32,709 --> 00:41:34,168 Boom shebang. 911 00:41:34,168 --> 00:41:36,959 Good morning, my little pink glitter puff. 912 00:41:38,709 --> 00:41:42,459 I've brought you some noodles and candies. 913 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,126 Um... 914 00:41:44,126 --> 00:41:47,751 I don't know what unicorns eat. Is it noodles and candies? 915 00:41:50,126 --> 00:41:51,501 Vic... [sighs] 916 00:41:51,501 --> 00:41:53,293 ...I think I've made a huge mistake. 917 00:41:53,293 --> 00:41:55,751 Oh no. What is it, my love? 918 00:41:55,751 --> 00:41:58,251 I shouldn't have left my band and Peggy like that. 919 00:41:58,251 --> 00:42:01,334 Oh, come, come. That ship has sailed, darling. 920 00:42:01,334 --> 00:42:03,084 But don't you worry, 921 00:42:03,084 --> 00:42:06,834 because we're gonna make some sweet unicorn magic together. 922 00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:10,584 [sighs] There's something I got to tell you first. 923 00:42:10,584 --> 00:42:11,709 Yes? 924 00:42:12,959 --> 00:42:15,459 I'm not a real unicorn. 925 00:42:17,334 --> 00:42:20,626 [gasps] No! Please tell me you're joking! 926 00:42:20,626 --> 00:42:22,043 [dramatic music builds] 927 00:42:22,043 --> 00:42:24,501 Oh wait. I don't care. 928 00:42:24,501 --> 00:42:25,876 You don't? 929 00:42:25,876 --> 00:42:29,418 Of course not. You think these teeth are real? 930 00:42:29,418 --> 00:42:31,168 - [organ note rises] - Aah! 931 00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:34,293 [clears throat] 932 00:42:34,293 --> 00:42:36,918 Truth is the death of success. 933 00:42:36,918 --> 00:42:40,084 The most important thing in the music biz is how you look. 934 00:42:40,668 --> 00:42:43,918 Why don't you chew on that knowledge bomb and see how it tastes? 935 00:42:43,918 --> 00:42:45,293 Oh yeah. 936 00:42:45,293 --> 00:42:47,918 [sighs] All right, then. Tell me what I gotta do. 937 00:42:47,918 --> 00:42:50,084 That's my unicorn. 938 00:42:50,084 --> 00:42:52,209 [groovy music playing] 939 00:42:52,209 --> 00:42:54,709 You're lucky, because I'm going to teach you 940 00:42:54,709 --> 00:42:57,918 what I taught me a long time ago. 941 00:42:57,918 --> 00:43:00,459 The Three Cs to Success. 942 00:43:00,959 --> 00:43:03,001 Step one, change. 943 00:43:03,001 --> 00:43:07,043 To be successful, you have to change, not once, but every day. 944 00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:08,501 Sometimes twice a day. 945 00:43:08,501 --> 00:43:10,293 But I'm already a unicorn. 946 00:43:10,293 --> 00:43:12,668 ♪ Change your look Change your name ♪ 947 00:43:12,668 --> 00:43:14,251 - [whirs] - ♪ Change your tail ♪ 948 00:43:14,251 --> 00:43:15,543 ♪ Change your mane ♪ 949 00:43:16,126 --> 00:43:17,293 ♪ Change your moves ♪ 950 00:43:17,293 --> 00:43:18,793 ♪ Change your style ♪ 951 00:43:18,793 --> 00:43:20,084 ♪ Change your hooves ♪ 952 00:43:20,084 --> 00:43:21,834 ♪ Change your smile ♪ 953 00:43:21,834 --> 00:43:25,293 ♪ Step one of the Three Cs to Success ♪ 954 00:43:25,293 --> 00:43:27,293 - That doesn't look like me. - ♪ Oh yes ♪ 955 00:43:27,293 --> 00:43:30,459 ♪ Stick with me Baby, you'll go far ♪ 956 00:43:30,459 --> 00:43:33,376 ♪ I'll make you shine Like the brightest star ♪ 957 00:43:33,376 --> 00:43:36,126 ♪ You're gonna light up the galaxy ♪ 958 00:43:36,126 --> 00:43:40,918 ♪ And all it takes Is the Three Cs to Success ♪ 959 00:43:40,918 --> 00:43:43,543 - Step two, cologne. - What? 960 00:43:43,543 --> 00:43:46,001 Perfume, eau de toilette, 961 00:43:46,001 --> 00:43:49,084 whiffy stuff, the nose jollies, darling. 962 00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:50,959 Do I smell bad or something? 963 00:43:50,959 --> 00:43:53,501 ♪ You want encores And standing ovations? ♪ 964 00:43:54,084 --> 00:43:56,543 ♪ You need to cause olfactory sensations ♪ 965 00:43:57,251 --> 00:43:59,334 ♪ You wanna be the belle of the ball? ♪ 966 00:43:59,834 --> 00:44:02,543 ♪ You need to have The biggest smell of them all ♪ 967 00:44:02,543 --> 00:44:05,376 ♪ Your own cologne That's when you know you've arrived ♪ 968 00:44:05,376 --> 00:44:08,501 - ♪ We'll call it Unicornia No. 5 ♪ - [glass shatters] 969 00:44:08,501 --> 00:44:11,793 ♪ You wanna shine like a supernova ♪ 970 00:44:11,793 --> 00:44:14,376 ♪ You need to hit 'em with a unique odor ♪ 971 00:44:14,376 --> 00:44:16,751 ♪ They'll wanna smell like you From here to Paris ♪ 972 00:44:17,418 --> 00:44:20,918 ♪ That's step two Of the Three Cs to Success ♪ 973 00:44:20,918 --> 00:44:24,126 - [music slows] - ♪ When I was a boy ♪ 974 00:44:24,126 --> 00:44:26,043 ♪ I was a nobody ♪ 975 00:44:26,876 --> 00:44:31,043 ♪ Nobody knew my name ♪ 976 00:44:32,668 --> 00:44:35,043 ♪ No one would dance with me ♪ 977 00:44:35,043 --> 00:44:35,959 ♪ They'd say ♪ 978 00:44:35,959 --> 00:44:38,251 - Ew, who is he? - [mumbles uncertainly] 979 00:44:38,251 --> 00:44:42,668 - [both laughing] - [Vic] ♪ Then they'd turn and run away ♪ 980 00:44:43,168 --> 00:44:46,126 ♪ That's when I knew ♪ 981 00:44:46,126 --> 00:44:50,001 ♪ If I want to be somebody ♪ 982 00:44:50,001 --> 00:44:53,251 - ♪ I have to be somebody ♪ - [crowd gasps] 983 00:44:53,251 --> 00:44:57,626 [Vic] That's when I changed my name from Dick Cumbersome to Vic Diamond. 984 00:44:57,626 --> 00:45:00,126 I became a mover and a shaker. 985 00:45:00,126 --> 00:45:02,709 I became the Star Maker. 986 00:45:03,293 --> 00:45:04,418 But I digress. 987 00:45:04,418 --> 00:45:06,668 Back to my Three Cs of Success. 988 00:45:06,668 --> 00:45:10,209 - The third C, partnership. - But that don't start with a C. 989 00:45:10,209 --> 00:45:13,334 Nobody interrupts Vic Diamond except Vic Diamond. 990 00:45:13,334 --> 00:45:15,459 - My bad. - Now, where was I? 991 00:45:15,459 --> 00:45:18,459 ♪ One star power Well, that has potential ♪ 992 00:45:18,459 --> 00:45:21,459 ♪ Two stars combined Babe, it's exponential ♪ 993 00:45:21,459 --> 00:45:24,626 ♪ With a celebrity by your side ♪ 994 00:45:24,626 --> 00:45:27,293 ♪ You'll see what happens When two stars collide ♪ 995 00:45:27,293 --> 00:45:30,459 ♪ You'll explode into a constellation ♪ 996 00:45:30,459 --> 00:45:33,376 ♪ My dear You'll be an overnight sensation ♪ 997 00:45:33,376 --> 00:45:35,876 ♪ Stick with me Baby, you'll go far ♪ 998 00:45:36,459 --> 00:45:39,709 ♪ I'll make you shine Like the brightest star ♪ 999 00:45:39,709 --> 00:45:42,209 ♪ Today, a star is born ♪ 1000 00:45:42,209 --> 00:45:44,751 ♪ And that star is a unicorn! ♪ 1001 00:45:44,751 --> 00:45:48,043 ♪ With Vic Diamond's Three Cs ♪ 1002 00:45:48,043 --> 00:45:51,084 ♪ Vic Diamond, that's me ♪ 1003 00:45:51,084 --> 00:45:53,209 ♪ Vic Diamond's Three Cs ♪ 1004 00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:58,084 ♪ To Success ♪ 1005 00:45:58,084 --> 00:45:59,334 - Oof. - Oof. 1006 00:45:59,334 --> 00:46:00,751 Boom shebang. 1007 00:46:00,751 --> 00:46:02,709 So, what's the plan now? 1008 00:46:02,709 --> 00:46:04,751 I'm so glad you asked. 1009 00:46:04,751 --> 00:46:07,293 See that handsome stud over there? 1010 00:46:07,293 --> 00:46:09,459 That's Danny Stallion, 1011 00:46:09,459 --> 00:46:12,459 VideoTubeTube megastar. 1012 00:46:12,459 --> 00:46:14,709 [drawling] Hey, nice to meet you too. 1013 00:46:14,709 --> 00:46:17,793 No way. Uh-uh. I do not want a fake boyfriend. 1014 00:46:17,793 --> 00:46:21,793 He got famous last year for his chewing cud videos. 1015 00:46:21,793 --> 00:46:23,876 - [upbeat music playing] - [chomps, swallows] 1016 00:46:23,876 --> 00:46:27,459 Uh-oh! Here comes the cud! 1017 00:46:27,459 --> 00:46:30,043 [gas burbling] 1018 00:46:30,043 --> 00:46:32,209 - [air horn blows] - [Thelma] Ugh. 1019 00:46:32,209 --> 00:46:35,084 Nasty. He got famous for that? 1020 00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:37,959 Over a billion views and counting. 1021 00:46:37,959 --> 00:46:41,543 Now, get over there and make some sparks fly for the cameras. 1022 00:46:41,543 --> 00:46:42,501 What? 1023 00:46:42,501 --> 00:46:44,209 Give love a chance. 1024 00:46:44,209 --> 00:46:47,543 [groans] All right. You're the Star Maker. 1025 00:46:47,543 --> 00:46:50,293 Off we go. This is happening. 1026 00:46:50,293 --> 00:46:51,209 [claps hands] 1027 00:46:52,709 --> 00:46:54,126 Oh, thanks, Danny. 1028 00:46:54,126 --> 00:46:57,126 Yeah, don't spend it all in one place. [chuckles] 1029 00:47:00,043 --> 00:47:02,209 Uh... You must be Danny. 1030 00:47:02,209 --> 00:47:04,793 Hey! You must be Thelma. 1031 00:47:04,793 --> 00:47:07,584 [drawling] You wanna see something cool? 1032 00:47:07,584 --> 00:47:08,793 Uh, no, I'm good. 1033 00:47:10,918 --> 00:47:14,668 [softly] Hey, aren't you gonna play along? There are people watching us. 1034 00:47:14,668 --> 00:47:16,793 Whoa, what happened to your voice? 1035 00:47:16,793 --> 00:47:20,168 Come on, you know. This whole thing is just an act. 1036 00:47:20,168 --> 00:47:22,293 I'm actually studying to become a brain surgeon. 1037 00:47:22,293 --> 00:47:23,418 You are? 1038 00:47:23,418 --> 00:47:27,709 Gotta pay for med school somehow, right? Now, let's give the people what they want. 1039 00:47:27,709 --> 00:47:28,626 Okay. 1040 00:47:28,626 --> 00:47:29,584 [belches] 1041 00:47:29,584 --> 00:47:32,293 Uh-oh! Here comes the cud! 1042 00:47:33,043 --> 00:47:35,459 - [gags] - [gas burbling] 1043 00:47:35,459 --> 00:47:36,668 [snorts] 1044 00:47:37,626 --> 00:47:39,501 - [cheering] - The coolest! 1045 00:47:39,501 --> 00:47:40,959 [inhales, swallows] 1046 00:47:40,959 --> 00:47:42,293 [chuckles] 1047 00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:44,543 - [paparazzi shouting] - Danny and Thelma, over here! 1048 00:47:44,543 --> 00:47:46,168 - Hey, Danny! - Hey, lovebirds! 1049 00:47:46,168 --> 00:47:48,876 - Big smiles for the camera! - [Danny laughs] Gnarly. 1050 00:47:48,876 --> 00:47:50,751 [camera flash charging] 1051 00:47:50,751 --> 00:47:53,043 - [dramatic music playing] - [roars] 1052 00:47:54,626 --> 00:47:55,793 [growls] 1053 00:47:55,793 --> 00:47:58,876 [Otis, deeply] Ever since Sad Horse Lady left my side, 1054 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:03,584 the goblins have laid siege to the Oregon Trail. 1055 00:48:04,626 --> 00:48:08,168 Will life on the prairie ever be the same? 1056 00:48:08,668 --> 00:48:10,668 [goblin groans, grunts] 1057 00:48:10,668 --> 00:48:11,584 Woo-hoo! 1058 00:48:11,584 --> 00:48:12,918 - [creaking] - [woman gasps] 1059 00:48:14,501 --> 00:48:15,918 [dramatic music builds] 1060 00:48:19,626 --> 00:48:20,584 [roars] 1061 00:48:24,084 --> 00:48:26,543 Much obliged, stranger. 1062 00:48:27,834 --> 00:48:30,376 The pleasure is all mine. 1063 00:48:30,376 --> 00:48:31,334 [goblin 1 growls] 1064 00:48:32,084 --> 00:48:33,501 - [groans] - [goblin 2 grunts] 1065 00:48:33,501 --> 00:48:34,751 [Thelma] Donk-Truvious! 1066 00:48:36,126 --> 00:48:37,376 [goblins roar] 1067 00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:42,293 - Thelma? - [growls] 1068 00:48:42,876 --> 00:48:43,876 Look out! 1069 00:48:44,418 --> 00:48:47,293 Leaving you was a huge mistake, Donk-Truvious. 1070 00:48:47,293 --> 00:48:51,251 Let's get the band back together and join forces posthaste. 1071 00:48:51,751 --> 00:48:55,543 - [Otis] That's a splendid idea. - Too late for that, bro. 1072 00:48:55,543 --> 00:48:56,459 [screams] 1073 00:48:58,126 --> 00:49:00,709 Looks like Thelma's already got a new bandmate. 1074 00:49:00,709 --> 00:49:01,626 What? 1075 00:49:01,626 --> 00:49:03,751 [jaunty music playing over phone] 1076 00:49:03,751 --> 00:49:07,584 [reporter] The hot new couple now known as "Theldannystanicorn" went public today, 1077 00:49:07,584 --> 00:49:10,918 announcing a whole new line of game-changing products. 1078 00:49:10,918 --> 00:49:12,168 [Thelma] Yeah! 1079 00:49:12,168 --> 00:49:16,459 {\an8}Don't forget to try our new cereal, Thelm-O's and D-Flakes. 1080 00:49:16,459 --> 00:49:17,959 Yummy-yum! 1081 00:49:17,959 --> 00:49:22,334 As a special prize, I've hidden five unicorn hairs inside each box. 1082 00:49:22,334 --> 00:49:23,293 Whoo! 1083 00:49:23,293 --> 00:49:25,126 Shove it in your face! 1084 00:49:25,126 --> 00:49:26,793 I'm really sorry, boys. 1085 00:49:27,376 --> 00:49:28,376 [Otis sighs] 1086 00:49:29,834 --> 00:49:32,876 [Vic] Welcome to Huge Sellout Records, 1087 00:49:32,876 --> 00:49:35,709 where everything we make sells out immediately. 1088 00:49:35,709 --> 00:49:38,334 [disco music playing] 1089 00:49:38,918 --> 00:49:41,209 [Vic] Right this way. Watch your step. 1090 00:49:41,209 --> 00:49:45,584 This is my inner sanctum, where all the magic happens. 1091 00:49:45,584 --> 00:49:48,751 Can you smell the success? 1092 00:49:48,751 --> 00:49:50,543 That's my cologne. 1093 00:49:50,543 --> 00:49:51,959 [Danny chuckles] Cool. 1094 00:49:51,959 --> 00:49:55,251 - Uh... Where are your instruments? - Oh, Thelma. 1095 00:49:55,251 --> 00:49:56,543 [Vic and Danny laugh] 1096 00:49:56,543 --> 00:49:59,084 {\an8}You can drop the act, buddy. There's nobody here. 1097 00:49:59,084 --> 00:50:00,084 Sorry. 1098 00:50:00,084 --> 00:50:05,834 Sometimes I think the character I created might actually be the real me. [echoing] 1099 00:50:05,834 --> 00:50:07,626 [mysterious music plays] 1100 00:50:07,626 --> 00:50:08,834 Oh boy. 1101 00:50:08,834 --> 00:50:11,668 - This is our lyrics room... - [keys beeping] 1102 00:50:11,668 --> 00:50:13,043 ...and that's Bridget, 1103 00:50:13,043 --> 00:50:16,293 the AI machine that generates all the hits. 1104 00:50:16,293 --> 00:50:18,959 Any ideas for a song, you two? 1105 00:50:18,959 --> 00:50:20,959 Oh yeah. I got a song idea right here. 1106 00:50:20,959 --> 00:50:24,209 - I just need some lyrics for it. - No, no, no, no, no. 1107 00:50:24,209 --> 00:50:26,959 We're not making your music, you silly goose. 1108 00:50:26,959 --> 00:50:29,668 The algorithm will give us the groove. 1109 00:50:29,668 --> 00:50:31,459 What are you talking about? 1110 00:50:31,459 --> 00:50:33,793 I got a book full of jams ready to go right now. 1111 00:50:33,793 --> 00:50:35,501 We just gotta go in there and lay 'em down. 1112 00:50:35,501 --> 00:50:39,251 Uh, how about, why don't we make a song about my cud? 1113 00:50:39,834 --> 00:50:40,918 Are you for real? 1114 00:50:40,918 --> 00:50:43,334 Excellent idea, Danny Stallion. 1115 00:50:43,334 --> 00:50:44,876 Bridget, give me a song 1116 00:50:44,876 --> 00:50:49,084 about the partly digested food particles known as "cud." 1117 00:50:49,084 --> 00:50:51,001 [Bridget] Anything for you, Vic. 1118 00:50:51,626 --> 00:50:52,709 [powering up] 1119 00:50:52,709 --> 00:50:54,209 [deep electronic voice] Calculating. 1120 00:50:54,209 --> 00:50:55,334 Doo, doo, doo, doo. 1121 00:50:55,334 --> 00:50:56,793 [triumphant music plays] 1122 00:50:56,793 --> 00:50:58,709 Nice one, Bridget. 1123 00:50:58,709 --> 00:51:00,209 Get ready, you two. 1124 00:51:00,209 --> 00:51:03,293 We're about to shake the world. 1125 00:51:03,293 --> 00:51:04,668 [hip-hop music playing] 1126 00:51:07,876 --> 00:51:09,918 {\an8}- [Danny] Turn it up. - [volume increases] 1127 00:51:09,918 --> 00:51:14,084 {\an8}[Danny] No, turn it down. That's too much. Can I get some snare in the headphones? 1128 00:51:14,084 --> 00:51:15,418 ♪ Uh-huh, yeah ♪ 1129 00:51:16,084 --> 00:51:17,251 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1130 00:51:17,251 --> 00:51:18,793 ♪ Uh-huh, here we go ♪ 1131 00:51:20,043 --> 00:51:21,501 [burps] Ooh, pardon me. 1132 00:51:21,501 --> 00:51:23,084 [clears throat] Excuse me. 1133 00:51:23,626 --> 00:51:24,459 Oh boy. 1134 00:51:24,459 --> 00:51:26,668 ♪ Refried beans, biscuits and gravy ♪ 1135 00:51:26,668 --> 00:51:29,334 ♪ Egg salad, broccoli Let's party, baby ♪ 1136 00:51:29,334 --> 00:51:31,709 ♪ Pepperoni pizza, macaroni and cheese ♪ 1137 00:51:31,709 --> 00:51:34,418 ♪ Garlic, salami And a pickled onion, please ♪ 1138 00:51:34,418 --> 00:51:36,709 ♪ I keep on eating till I hit high tide ♪ 1139 00:51:36,709 --> 00:51:39,501 ♪ Shake my belly, baby Till I bubble up inside ♪ 1140 00:51:39,501 --> 00:51:41,376 ♪ I take my food to higher state ♪ 1141 00:51:41,376 --> 00:51:43,168 ♪ And then wait, wait, and wait ♪ 1142 00:51:44,376 --> 00:51:45,584 ♪ Till I regurgitate ♪ 1143 00:51:45,584 --> 00:51:47,543 ♪ Here comes the cud ♪ 1144 00:51:47,543 --> 00:51:49,834 [in auto-tune] ♪ Ooh ♪ 1145 00:51:49,834 --> 00:51:52,251 [burps] ♪ Here comes the cud ♪ 1146 00:51:52,251 --> 00:51:54,793 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1147 00:51:54,793 --> 00:51:55,709 [burps] 1148 00:51:55,709 --> 00:51:57,418 ♪ Here comes the cud ♪ 1149 00:51:57,418 --> 00:51:59,959 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1150 00:51:59,959 --> 00:52:01,084 [burps] 1151 00:52:01,584 --> 00:52:06,334 ♪ Nothing else can beat this feeling Baby, let's just keep on eating ♪ 1152 00:52:06,334 --> 00:52:09,084 [Thelma] ♪ Some people think That my baby is crass ♪ 1153 00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:11,501 ♪ The way he belches And builds up his gas ♪ 1154 00:52:11,501 --> 00:52:13,501 ♪ Yeah, my baby's table manners are rude ♪ 1155 00:52:13,501 --> 00:52:16,126 ♪ But no one can say He doesn't chew his food ♪ 1156 00:52:16,126 --> 00:52:18,834 ♪ I love my baby just the way he is ♪ 1157 00:52:18,834 --> 00:52:21,501 ♪ He's my boo He's my bud ♪ 1158 00:52:21,501 --> 00:52:23,918 ♪ And what he does is no one else's biz ♪ 1159 00:52:23,918 --> 00:52:27,126 ♪ 'Cause Danny Stallion Yeah, he's my stud ♪ 1160 00:52:27,751 --> 00:52:29,751 [Danny] ♪ Here comes the cud ♪ 1161 00:52:29,751 --> 00:52:32,834 - [Thelma] ♪ Oh, I can't get enough ♪ - Coming in hot. Coming in spicy. 1162 00:52:32,834 --> 00:52:36,834 - [Danny] ♪ Here comes the cud ♪ - [Thelma] ♪ Oh, I'm so in love ♪ 1163 00:52:36,834 --> 00:52:39,668 - ♪ I'm so in love ♪ - [Danny] ♪ Here comes the cud ♪ 1164 00:52:39,668 --> 00:52:43,126 [Thelma] ♪ Oh, Danny Stallion He's no dud ♪ 1165 00:52:43,626 --> 00:52:45,918 [both] ♪ Nothing else Can beat this feeling ♪ 1166 00:52:45,918 --> 00:52:49,001 ♪ Baby, let's just keep on eating ♪ 1167 00:52:49,001 --> 00:52:51,459 ♪ I'm so in love, I'm so in love ♪ 1168 00:52:51,459 --> 00:52:52,459 ♪ I'm so in love ♪ 1169 00:52:52,459 --> 00:52:53,918 [Danny burps] 1170 00:52:53,918 --> 00:52:56,751 - ♪ I'm so in love ♪ - [cheers] 1171 00:52:57,334 --> 00:52:59,001 - [dinging] - ♪ Here comes the cud ♪ 1172 00:52:59,001 --> 00:53:02,001 ♪ Oh, I can feel it now ♪ 1173 00:53:02,001 --> 00:53:03,959 ♪ Here comes the cud ♪ 1174 00:53:03,959 --> 00:53:07,918 - [laughing gleefully] - ♪ Oh, Danny Stallion, he's my stud... ♪ 1175 00:53:07,918 --> 00:53:12,126 I never thought I'd have a song at the top of the charts. This is incredible! 1176 00:53:12,126 --> 00:53:13,543 [growls] 1177 00:53:13,543 --> 00:53:15,626 You know what to do, Meggy-Poo. 1178 00:53:15,626 --> 00:53:16,918 I sure do. 1179 00:53:16,918 --> 00:53:19,918 - [cheering] - ["Bodyshakin'" by 911 playing] 1180 00:53:19,918 --> 00:53:22,834 ♪ Sends a shiver to my soul... ♪ 1181 00:53:22,834 --> 00:53:24,084 Hey. [chuckles] 1182 00:53:24,084 --> 00:53:25,668 There you go! 1183 00:53:25,668 --> 00:53:27,668 Hey, hey, y'all. Do the Unicorn. 1184 00:53:27,668 --> 00:53:29,709 - Do the Unicorn. - Do the Unicorn. Do the Unicorn. 1185 00:53:29,709 --> 00:53:30,709 Hey! Hey! 1186 00:53:30,709 --> 00:53:33,501 - [fans neigh] - Oh, the Unicorn! 1187 00:53:33,501 --> 00:53:35,709 [tires screeching] 1188 00:53:36,584 --> 00:53:37,876 Listen up, you weirdos. 1189 00:53:37,876 --> 00:53:40,959 {\an8}You're the best team I can find for $20 split six ways. 1190 00:53:40,959 --> 00:53:42,751 [raccoon chitters, whimpers] 1191 00:53:42,751 --> 00:53:46,168 But ain't none of y'all are getting paid until you push that unicorn 1192 00:53:46,168 --> 00:53:47,709 to her breaking point. 1193 00:53:47,709 --> 00:53:48,793 Now, go! 1194 00:53:51,626 --> 00:53:52,543 [tires screeching] 1195 00:53:52,543 --> 00:53:54,418 - [crowd cheering] - [neighing] 1196 00:53:54,418 --> 00:53:56,001 Thelma! Thelma! 1197 00:53:56,001 --> 00:53:57,084 Reggie? 1198 00:53:57,084 --> 00:53:59,543 Wow, you're like a massive star now. 1199 00:53:59,543 --> 00:54:01,501 Will you sign this for me? 1200 00:54:01,501 --> 00:54:04,209 [chuckling] Are you kidding? Of course I will. 1201 00:54:05,001 --> 00:54:06,209 [meekly] Hi. 1202 00:54:06,209 --> 00:54:11,293 Otis? Oh my goodness, this is amazing! What the heck are you guys doing here? 1203 00:54:11,293 --> 00:54:13,918 Oh, you know, Peggy booked us a gig down the street. 1204 00:54:13,918 --> 00:54:16,293 Oh, congrats on the new single. 1205 00:54:16,293 --> 00:54:18,543 Danny must be amazing to work with. 1206 00:54:18,543 --> 00:54:21,293 Danny! Danny! Sign my poster! 1207 00:54:21,293 --> 00:54:22,793 - [chuckles] - Awesome! 1208 00:54:22,793 --> 00:54:24,501 Will you sign my grandma's urn? 1209 00:54:25,334 --> 00:54:26,751 Grandma! [coughs] 1210 00:54:26,751 --> 00:54:29,584 Guess what. We just found a new singer. 1211 00:54:29,584 --> 00:54:30,793 Reggie, be quiet. 1212 00:54:30,793 --> 00:54:32,459 - You did? - No. 1213 00:54:32,459 --> 00:54:34,709 - I mean, yes, we did, but-- - [Reggie grunts] 1214 00:54:34,709 --> 00:54:36,626 - Thelma! - [Reggie] That's her. 1215 00:54:36,626 --> 00:54:39,293 Whoo! [laughing hysterically] 1216 00:54:39,293 --> 00:54:41,043 - Whoa. - [screams] 1217 00:54:41,043 --> 00:54:44,168 I'm so excited to meet you! I am such a huge fan! 1218 00:54:44,168 --> 00:54:45,918 Oh... [chuckles] Thanks. 1219 00:54:45,918 --> 00:54:49,126 Like, I totally wanna cut off one of my horns so I can be just like you. 1220 00:54:49,126 --> 00:54:50,376 Don't you love her? 1221 00:54:50,376 --> 00:54:52,793 It's so inspiring to meet you! 1222 00:54:52,793 --> 00:54:54,918 Someone that sings her truth. 1223 00:54:54,918 --> 00:54:58,293 You're like the most genuine artist ever. 1224 00:54:58,293 --> 00:55:00,584 [soft emotional music playing] 1225 00:55:00,584 --> 00:55:01,918 [chuckles nervously] 1226 00:55:01,918 --> 00:55:04,876 - Yeah. - [man] Hey, you're holding up the line. 1227 00:55:04,876 --> 00:55:05,793 [chuckles] 1228 00:55:06,459 --> 00:55:07,668 Guess we better go. 1229 00:55:07,668 --> 00:55:09,709 Well, thanks for stopping by. 1230 00:55:09,709 --> 00:55:11,626 - [bleating] Bye! - See ya. 1231 00:55:11,626 --> 00:55:13,543 Take care of yourself, Thelma. 1232 00:55:15,293 --> 00:55:16,501 [girl] Thelma! 1233 00:55:16,501 --> 00:55:18,709 - [man] We love you, Thelma! - [Otis grunts] 1234 00:55:18,709 --> 00:55:22,126 [laughing] 1235 00:55:22,793 --> 00:55:25,043 Oh baby! "Here Comes the Cud" 1236 00:55:25,043 --> 00:55:28,126 has just been nominated for Music Video of the Year! 1237 00:55:28,126 --> 00:55:30,418 [crowd cheers] 1238 00:55:30,418 --> 00:55:32,668 [Vic] Vic Diamond delivers again! 1239 00:55:32,668 --> 00:55:34,751 [crowd continues cheering] 1240 00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:41,293 [Thelma] ♪ I was the only unicorn On my rainbow ♪ 1241 00:55:41,918 --> 00:55:45,084 ♪ Oh, I was all alone ♪ 1242 00:55:45,084 --> 00:55:47,668 ♪ Without a reason to glow ♪ 1243 00:55:48,918 --> 00:55:52,418 - [camera clicking] - [Thelma] ♪ Red, yellow, orange, green ♪ 1244 00:55:52,418 --> 00:55:54,626 ♪ Pink and blue, they weren't for me ♪ 1245 00:55:54,626 --> 00:55:57,043 - ♪ Oh no ♪ - [goat] Guys, we're like a family now. 1246 00:55:57,043 --> 00:56:00,709 - [Thelma] ♪ I had to indigo ♪ - [man] Thelma! Thelma! Thelma! 1247 00:56:00,709 --> 00:56:02,126 - [splats] - [grunts] 1248 00:56:02,126 --> 00:56:05,959 ♪ Living on a rainbow Was a roller-coaster ride ♪ 1249 00:56:05,959 --> 00:56:07,626 No, stop! Stop it! 1250 00:56:08,209 --> 00:56:10,043 ♪ One day you're up on top ♪ 1251 00:56:10,043 --> 00:56:12,918 ♪ Next thing You're slipping down the slide ♪ 1252 00:56:14,168 --> 00:56:17,251 - ♪ Life wasn't always full of sparkles ♪ - [camera clicks] 1253 00:56:17,251 --> 00:56:19,001 - ♪ And the light ♪ - [gasps, snickers] 1254 00:56:19,001 --> 00:56:20,418 [crowd shouting angrily] 1255 00:56:20,418 --> 00:56:24,834 ♪ I had no one there To hear me crying in the night ♪ 1256 00:56:24,834 --> 00:56:26,209 - [woman] Unicorn! - [man] Run! 1257 00:56:26,209 --> 00:56:29,459 ♪ I had to make a change Make a change, make a change ♪ 1258 00:56:29,459 --> 00:56:32,168 ♪ I had to break the chain I had to get away ♪ 1259 00:56:32,168 --> 00:56:35,084 ♪ I had to make a change Make a change, make a change ♪ 1260 00:56:35,084 --> 00:56:39,376 ♪ I had to start again To find a better way ♪ 1261 00:56:39,376 --> 00:56:43,334 ♪ I needed to leave And find a place where I belong ♪ 1262 00:56:45,168 --> 00:56:49,959 ♪ Where I was safe And I could sing my little songs ♪ 1263 00:56:50,543 --> 00:56:52,709 ♪ Where I could be myself ♪ 1264 00:56:52,709 --> 00:56:56,126 ♪ And let my sparkles shine on through ♪ 1265 00:56:56,626 --> 00:56:58,668 ♪ Turns out that place ♪ 1266 00:56:58,668 --> 00:57:03,168 ♪ Was right here next to you ♪ 1267 00:57:03,168 --> 00:57:05,168 ♪ Oh ♪ 1268 00:57:05,168 --> 00:57:08,293 - ♪ I had to make a change... ♪ - [caterwauling] 1269 00:57:08,293 --> 00:57:10,084 ♪ I had to break the chain ♪ 1270 00:57:10,084 --> 00:57:11,543 ♪ I had to get away ♪ 1271 00:57:11,543 --> 00:57:14,668 ♪ I had to make a change Make a change, make a change ♪ 1272 00:57:14,668 --> 00:57:17,876 ♪ I had to start again To find a better way ♪ 1273 00:57:17,876 --> 00:57:20,543 - ♪ I had to make a change... ♪ - [goat screaming] 1274 00:57:20,543 --> 00:57:23,626 ♪ I had to break the chain I had to get away ♪ 1275 00:57:23,626 --> 00:57:26,834 ♪ I had to make a change Make a change, make a change ♪ 1276 00:57:26,834 --> 00:57:28,418 ♪ I had to start again ♪ 1277 00:57:28,418 --> 00:57:34,626 ♪ To find a better way ♪ 1278 00:57:35,293 --> 00:57:40,376 ♪ I was the only unicorn on my rainbow ♪ 1279 00:57:40,376 --> 00:57:43,876 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1280 00:57:43,876 --> 00:57:48,584 [buzzing] 1281 00:57:49,293 --> 00:57:52,293 - Thelma, I've got some amazing news! - [slippers squeaking] 1282 00:57:52,293 --> 00:57:56,834 I've just booked you to headline SparklePalooza in two weeks. 1283 00:57:56,834 --> 00:57:59,251 - What? - I told you I'd make it happen. 1284 00:57:59,251 --> 00:58:00,918 Now, get yourself cleaned up. 1285 00:58:00,918 --> 00:58:03,293 We've got the Music Video Awards tonight. 1286 00:58:03,293 --> 00:58:05,751 - [cheering] - [camera shutter clicking] 1287 00:58:05,751 --> 00:58:07,668 [paparazzo] Hi! Who are you wearing? 1288 00:58:09,084 --> 00:58:10,876 [electronic dance music playing] 1289 00:58:17,126 --> 00:58:18,459 [clamoring] 1290 00:58:18,459 --> 00:58:22,334 The world's hottest musicians have gathered tonight in Hollywood, 1291 00:58:22,334 --> 00:58:25,418 hoping to win Best Music Video of the Year. 1292 00:58:25,418 --> 00:58:26,376 [limo horn beeps] 1293 00:58:26,376 --> 00:58:29,543 Returning for the first time since her big meltdown 1294 00:58:29,543 --> 00:58:34,334 is "Blubber Trouble" superstar, Nikki Narwhal! 1295 00:58:35,668 --> 00:58:37,334 Blubber Trouble's here. 1296 00:58:37,334 --> 00:58:39,001 [all] Boo! 1297 00:58:39,001 --> 00:58:40,709 Oh, boo you! 1298 00:58:40,709 --> 00:58:42,501 [laughs] 1299 00:58:42,501 --> 00:58:44,084 - [groans] - [Megan strains] 1300 00:58:44,084 --> 00:58:47,418 - Push, Megan, push. Get me out of here! - I got you, girl. 1301 00:58:47,418 --> 00:58:49,543 - [man] They're here! - [woman] Thelma! 1302 00:58:49,543 --> 00:58:53,459 Could you ever imagine our lives would turn out like this? 1303 00:58:53,459 --> 00:58:55,251 Not in a million years. 1304 00:58:56,209 --> 00:59:00,043 Well, there's no turning back now! 1305 00:59:00,043 --> 00:59:01,001 [cheering] 1306 00:59:01,001 --> 00:59:02,584 ["Slam" by Onyx playing] 1307 00:59:02,584 --> 00:59:04,876 {\an8}- [man] We love you, Thelma! - [Danny chuckles] 1308 00:59:04,876 --> 00:59:06,501 Hey, get my good side. 1309 00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:08,251 [crowd cheering, screaming] 1310 00:59:08,251 --> 00:59:09,918 Hey, make some room. 1311 00:59:10,834 --> 00:59:13,459 Thelma sent fans into a frenzy this week 1312 00:59:13,459 --> 00:59:17,709 when it was announced she'll be performing at SparklePalooza. 1313 00:59:18,293 --> 00:59:19,376 [Otis] Thelma? 1314 00:59:19,376 --> 00:59:20,376 Thelma? 1315 00:59:20,376 --> 00:59:23,959 - I just can't wait to get on that stage. - [Otis] Thelma, over here! 1316 00:59:25,543 --> 00:59:28,293 - Otis? - [man 1] Hey, hey, who are you wearing? 1317 00:59:28,293 --> 00:59:31,584 [Vic] We're wearing Flavio Donzini. 1318 00:59:32,168 --> 00:59:33,001 Thelma? 1319 00:59:33,751 --> 00:59:36,418 [Danny] Hey, check me out. 1320 00:59:36,418 --> 00:59:37,918 Wait, Thelma! Wait! Wait! 1321 00:59:37,918 --> 00:59:39,876 [Vic] Come on, you little babies. 1322 00:59:39,876 --> 00:59:44,001 - [Danny] Hey, wish us luck. Bye. - [man 2] Danny, those chaps are fire. 1323 00:59:44,001 --> 00:59:48,626 And the award for Best Eyebrows in a Music Video 1324 00:59:48,626 --> 00:59:52,459 goes to the Treble Twins! 1325 00:59:52,459 --> 00:59:54,834 - [crowd cheering] - [both exclaim] 1326 00:59:54,834 --> 00:59:55,793 - Oh! - [grunts] 1327 00:59:55,793 --> 00:59:58,126 - [upbeat music playing] - [both chuckle] 1328 00:59:58,126 --> 01:00:00,209 Those guys are great. 1329 01:00:00,209 --> 01:00:01,168 [gasps] 1330 01:00:01,168 --> 01:00:04,293 Oh no, Thelma! Your face is falling apart. 1331 01:00:04,293 --> 01:00:06,501 - What? - I'd run to the loo and fix it. 1332 01:00:06,501 --> 01:00:08,543 Our category is almost up. 1333 01:00:11,251 --> 01:00:12,376 Oh no. 1334 01:00:12,376 --> 01:00:14,168 [tense music playing] 1335 01:00:23,334 --> 01:00:24,168 [exhales] 1336 01:00:25,251 --> 01:00:26,668 - [dramatic sting] - Aah! 1337 01:00:26,668 --> 01:00:28,543 Hello, Thelma. 1338 01:00:28,543 --> 01:00:29,668 Ooh, girl! 1339 01:00:29,668 --> 01:00:33,084 You scared the jelly beans out of me. You just been hanging out in there? 1340 01:00:33,876 --> 01:00:36,584 [toilet flushing] 1341 01:00:38,001 --> 01:00:40,418 Here, I just wanted to give you this. 1342 01:00:41,043 --> 01:00:43,876 Oh. Uh, okay. Thanks. 1343 01:00:47,293 --> 01:00:52,251 It's funny. I didn't know unicorn horns could detach themselves like that. 1344 01:00:52,834 --> 01:00:54,251 [gasps] What? 1345 01:00:55,126 --> 01:00:56,084 Why you doing this? 1346 01:00:56,084 --> 01:00:59,626 Because I'll do anything to get Nikki back on top. 1347 01:00:59,626 --> 01:01:01,126 [screams] 1348 01:01:01,126 --> 01:01:02,793 [menacing music playing] 1349 01:01:08,293 --> 01:01:09,126 Ugh... 1350 01:01:09,876 --> 01:01:11,501 [gasps, exhales] 1351 01:01:12,209 --> 01:01:15,876 [laughing] 1352 01:01:16,918 --> 01:01:18,668 A carrot? 1353 01:01:18,668 --> 01:01:22,459 Your magic horn was a carrot? 1354 01:01:22,459 --> 01:01:23,459 Ha! 1355 01:01:23,459 --> 01:01:26,709 I knew there was no such thing as unicorns. 1356 01:01:26,709 --> 01:01:28,751 Please, I... I can explain. 1357 01:01:28,751 --> 01:01:31,418 Oh, that won't be necessary. 1358 01:01:31,418 --> 01:01:35,543 After I post this video, the whole world will know what you really are. 1359 01:01:35,543 --> 01:01:38,209 Just a phony little pony. 1360 01:01:38,209 --> 01:01:39,251 [laughs] 1361 01:01:39,251 --> 01:01:42,668 Oh man, I can't wait to see the look on everyone's faces 1362 01:01:42,668 --> 01:01:44,834 when they find out how you betrayed them. 1363 01:01:45,543 --> 01:01:47,376 Megan, please don't do this. 1364 01:01:47,376 --> 01:01:49,168 I can't go back to the way things were. 1365 01:01:49,168 --> 01:01:50,876 I'll give you anything you want. 1366 01:01:50,876 --> 01:01:52,709 Too late for that, Thelma. 1367 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:56,668 Time for the world to see you as the pathetic creature you are. 1368 01:01:56,668 --> 01:01:58,126 [gasps softly] 1369 01:01:59,501 --> 01:02:02,043 - Wait, stop! Don't! - [dramatic music stops] 1370 01:02:02,626 --> 01:02:03,501 Just... 1371 01:02:04,709 --> 01:02:06,084 Just let me disappear. 1372 01:02:06,668 --> 01:02:10,376 You'll never see or hear from me ever again. 1373 01:02:10,376 --> 01:02:12,543 It'll be like I never existed. 1374 01:02:14,334 --> 01:02:15,168 Fine. 1375 01:02:16,168 --> 01:02:19,084 But I want you gone for good. 1376 01:02:19,084 --> 01:02:21,543 Because if you ever try to come back, 1377 01:02:22,043 --> 01:02:25,043 you know exactly what will happen to you. 1378 01:02:25,043 --> 01:02:27,126 [somber music playing] 1379 01:02:36,043 --> 01:02:37,334 Bye-bye now. 1380 01:02:38,376 --> 01:02:41,251 - [typing] - [phone beeps] 1381 01:02:41,251 --> 01:02:44,918 [Vic] Thelma! Thelma, where are you? 1382 01:02:44,918 --> 01:02:46,251 [phone beeps] 1383 01:02:46,251 --> 01:02:49,376 Excuse me, have you seen a tiny pink unicorn, 1384 01:02:49,376 --> 01:02:52,209 loves to sing about farts and acid reflux? 1385 01:02:54,584 --> 01:02:56,376 Oh, never mind! 1386 01:02:56,376 --> 01:03:00,876 Thelma, Thelma, please, come to Vicky. Thelma! 1387 01:03:00,876 --> 01:03:04,751 [announcer] And the winner for Best Music Video of the Year 1388 01:03:04,751 --> 01:03:10,834 goes to "Here Comes the Cud" by Danny Stallion and Thelma the Unicorn. 1389 01:03:12,084 --> 01:03:13,876 ♪ Here comes the cud ♪ 1390 01:03:13,876 --> 01:03:18,834 - ♪ Oh, I'm so in love, I'm so in love ♪ - ♪ Here comes the cud ♪ 1391 01:03:18,834 --> 01:03:22,543 ♪ Oh, Danny Stallion, he's my bud ♪ 1392 01:03:22,543 --> 01:03:23,626 ♪ Nothing else can... ♪ 1393 01:03:23,626 --> 01:03:26,293 Uh... Where'd she go? 1394 01:03:26,293 --> 01:03:28,251 [cheering] 1395 01:03:28,834 --> 01:03:30,751 Mission accomplished. 1396 01:03:31,418 --> 01:03:33,209 Ha ha ha! Nice one. [chomps] 1397 01:03:33,959 --> 01:03:35,751 You'll be back on top in a week. 1398 01:03:37,626 --> 01:03:38,709 Blast it! 1399 01:03:39,376 --> 01:03:41,084 - Thelma's missing! - [crowd gasps] 1400 01:03:41,084 --> 01:03:43,168 - Huh?! - [groans, thuds] 1401 01:03:43,168 --> 01:03:47,209 I... I don't mean to alarm you, but we seem to have lost Thelma. 1402 01:03:47,209 --> 01:03:48,584 What? 1403 01:03:48,584 --> 01:03:50,918 No! 1404 01:03:50,918 --> 01:03:54,709 Would everyone please take a moment and look under your seats for Thelma? 1405 01:03:54,709 --> 01:03:56,834 She's a unicorn. She's quite small. 1406 01:03:56,834 --> 01:03:59,376 She may have gotten trapped under your bum. 1407 01:04:01,709 --> 01:04:03,709 - [panicked shouting] - [grunting] 1408 01:04:04,209 --> 01:04:05,418 [elephant trumpets] 1409 01:04:05,418 --> 01:04:07,418 [shouting continues] 1410 01:04:08,251 --> 01:04:09,251 [man] Thelma?! 1411 01:04:14,751 --> 01:04:16,251 [sighs] 1412 01:04:18,709 --> 01:04:19,793 [bus hisses] 1413 01:04:31,626 --> 01:04:34,043 The entire world is in mourning today 1414 01:04:34,043 --> 01:04:36,584 after learning about the sudden disappearance 1415 01:04:36,584 --> 01:04:38,626 of Thelma the Unicorn. 1416 01:04:38,626 --> 01:04:39,584 [sighs] 1417 01:04:40,418 --> 01:04:44,501 [reporter] Volunteers everywhere are desperately trying to find Thelma 1418 01:04:44,501 --> 01:04:46,084 in any way they can. 1419 01:04:46,084 --> 01:04:47,084 Thelma! 1420 01:04:47,084 --> 01:04:48,543 - Thelma! - Thelma! 1421 01:04:48,543 --> 01:04:50,001 Mama! 1422 01:04:50,001 --> 01:04:54,876 It suddenly feels like all magic and hope have been lost in the world. 1423 01:04:54,876 --> 01:04:56,793 Thelma, where are you? 1424 01:04:56,793 --> 01:04:59,459 Thelma, please come home. We need you. 1425 01:04:59,459 --> 01:05:01,626 [clamoring continues] 1426 01:05:01,626 --> 01:05:03,126 [man] Thelma, we love you. 1427 01:05:03,126 --> 01:05:05,543 [woman] Thelma, where are you? 1428 01:05:09,793 --> 01:05:12,043 {\an8}[somber music playing] 1429 01:05:23,751 --> 01:05:24,959 [tires screech] 1430 01:05:27,251 --> 01:05:30,001 [rattling] 1431 01:05:30,584 --> 01:05:32,209 Hey, horse lady, you need a ride? 1432 01:05:34,293 --> 01:05:35,626 [truck horn blares] 1433 01:05:35,626 --> 01:05:36,876 [truck driver chuckles] 1434 01:05:37,501 --> 01:05:39,709 - [sighs] - So where you headed, kid? 1435 01:05:40,293 --> 01:05:43,459 Maybe the next rest stop so I can flush myself down the toilet. 1436 01:05:43,459 --> 01:05:47,001 [laughing] 1437 01:05:47,001 --> 01:05:49,501 Whoo! Well, I've heard that one before. 1438 01:05:51,084 --> 01:05:53,501 You know, being on the road makes you wanna ponder, 1439 01:05:53,501 --> 01:05:54,543 and I ponder a lot. 1440 01:05:54,543 --> 01:05:55,459 [slurps] 1441 01:05:55,459 --> 01:05:58,126 I might as well call my brain "The Ponderosa." 1442 01:05:58,126 --> 01:06:00,209 Hey, you mind if I ask you a question? 1443 01:06:00,209 --> 01:06:01,418 - Um... - [slurping] 1444 01:06:01,418 --> 01:06:02,501 Yeah, go ahead. 1445 01:06:03,459 --> 01:06:06,126 You ever wake up and realize you've been living a lie? 1446 01:06:06,126 --> 01:06:07,668 [slurping] 1447 01:06:07,668 --> 01:06:09,459 Boy, do I know what that's like. 1448 01:06:09,459 --> 01:06:10,876 - [car horn blares] - [thuds] 1449 01:06:10,876 --> 01:06:13,668 - [truck driver chuckles] - [seat belt clicks] 1450 01:06:13,668 --> 01:06:15,001 H-h-here's the deal. 1451 01:06:15,501 --> 01:06:18,626 I just got engaged to the woman of my dreams, 1452 01:06:18,626 --> 01:06:21,584 but I've been keeping a huge secret from her. 1453 01:06:21,584 --> 01:06:22,501 [Thelma] Really? 1454 01:06:22,501 --> 01:06:23,418 [thuds] 1455 01:06:23,418 --> 01:06:24,334 What is it? 1456 01:06:24,334 --> 01:06:26,209 [road worker] No! No! No! 1457 01:06:26,209 --> 01:06:27,251 [grunts] 1458 01:06:27,251 --> 01:06:32,334 Well, I'm a world-famous champion on the underground clogging circuit. 1459 01:06:32,334 --> 01:06:34,293 There's an underground clogging circuit? 1460 01:06:34,293 --> 01:06:38,501 [truck driver] Oh, we have dance battles in sewers and old grain silos. 1461 01:06:38,501 --> 01:06:39,543 [man] Whoa! 1462 01:06:39,543 --> 01:06:42,709 [truck driver] My fans call me Gregory Thunder Calves, 1463 01:06:42,709 --> 01:06:44,626 given the fact that my calves are so big. 1464 01:06:44,626 --> 01:06:46,543 [thunder booms] 1465 01:06:46,543 --> 01:06:47,543 [burbles] 1466 01:06:47,543 --> 01:06:49,834 So, what's the big deal? 1467 01:06:49,834 --> 01:06:51,918 Why don't you just tell your girlfriend the truth? 1468 01:06:53,293 --> 01:06:55,084 Well, I... [sighs] 1469 01:06:55,084 --> 01:06:57,084 I'm... I'm just afraid, I guess. 1470 01:06:57,084 --> 01:07:00,501 I mean, what if she hates clogging and totally rejects me? 1471 01:07:00,501 --> 01:07:02,584 Look, if she really loves you, 1472 01:07:02,584 --> 01:07:05,043 then maybe she'll love everything about you, 1473 01:07:05,043 --> 01:07:06,209 even the clogging. 1474 01:07:06,793 --> 01:07:08,209 You really think so? 1475 01:07:08,209 --> 01:07:10,543 I mean, I hope so. 1476 01:07:10,543 --> 01:07:11,959 No matter what happens, 1477 01:07:11,959 --> 01:07:15,251 it's gonna be better than spending the rest of your life living a lie. 1478 01:07:15,876 --> 01:07:17,709 You're perfect just as you are. 1479 01:07:18,418 --> 01:07:19,751 Wow. 1480 01:07:19,751 --> 01:07:22,918 You must have, like, zero problems in your life. 1481 01:07:22,918 --> 01:07:24,251 [chuckles] Yeah! 1482 01:07:24,251 --> 01:07:26,043 [soft music builds] 1483 01:07:28,876 --> 01:07:29,709 [gasps] 1484 01:07:29,709 --> 01:07:31,043 Stop the truck! 1485 01:07:31,043 --> 01:07:33,376 - [tires stuttering] - Whoa! 1486 01:07:33,376 --> 01:07:35,793 - Something's up, ain't it? - We need to turn around. 1487 01:07:35,793 --> 01:07:36,751 I need to go back. 1488 01:07:36,751 --> 01:07:39,668 Well, let me just put the old turn signal on. 1489 01:07:39,668 --> 01:07:41,709 - [bus horn blares] - [truck driver chuckles] 1490 01:07:43,168 --> 01:07:45,168 {\an8}[solemn music playing] 1491 01:07:49,001 --> 01:07:51,293 [wind gusting] 1492 01:07:52,751 --> 01:07:54,501 [triumphant music playing] 1493 01:07:57,709 --> 01:07:59,126 [sirens wailing] 1494 01:08:02,209 --> 01:08:03,293 [wind blows] 1495 01:08:03,293 --> 01:08:04,543 [glitter shimmers] 1496 01:08:05,209 --> 01:08:06,126 Thelma? 1497 01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:09,251 Thelma! 1498 01:08:10,668 --> 01:08:12,043 [chuckles] 1499 01:08:12,626 --> 01:08:15,293 Where have you been? I've been searching all over for you. 1500 01:08:15,293 --> 01:08:16,418 Are... Are you okay? 1501 01:08:16,418 --> 01:08:18,834 I'm fine, Otis. I'm fine. 1502 01:08:18,834 --> 01:08:21,001 I've just been so worried about you. 1503 01:08:21,001 --> 01:08:25,043 But I don't deserve it. I should've never left you guys. 1504 01:08:25,043 --> 01:08:26,834 It's okay. You're back now. 1505 01:08:26,834 --> 01:08:28,584 No, it's not okay. 1506 01:08:28,584 --> 01:08:30,334 I screwed up big-time. 1507 01:08:30,334 --> 01:08:33,876 I thought being a unicorn would make all my dreams come true. 1508 01:08:33,876 --> 01:08:36,959 Instead, I lost the people who love me the most. 1509 01:08:36,959 --> 01:08:39,084 Stop it, Thelma. You're making me blush. 1510 01:08:39,084 --> 01:08:40,793 No, seriously. 1511 01:08:40,793 --> 01:08:44,876 I'd be happy playing music anywhere, as long as it's with you. 1512 01:08:45,668 --> 01:08:46,751 Thanks, Thelma. 1513 01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:50,834 You were right all along. 1514 01:08:51,418 --> 01:08:53,376 I've gotta come clean now. 1515 01:08:53,376 --> 01:08:55,126 Wait. Are you serious? 1516 01:08:55,126 --> 01:08:58,876 It's time to show everyone who the real Thelma is. 1517 01:08:58,876 --> 01:09:01,376 Aah-hoo-hoo-hoo! 1518 01:09:01,376 --> 01:09:03,126 - Whoo! - [chuckles] 1519 01:09:03,126 --> 01:09:06,293 Sure you don't wanna wear this bad boy again? 1520 01:09:06,293 --> 01:09:07,876 "Put me on your head, Thelma." 1521 01:09:07,876 --> 01:09:10,209 Get that nasty thing out of my face. 1522 01:09:10,209 --> 01:09:11,126 [thunks] 1523 01:09:11,793 --> 01:09:13,209 - [both gasp] - [man slurps] 1524 01:09:13,209 --> 01:09:15,084 - [Reggie] Thelma! - [tired screech] 1525 01:09:15,084 --> 01:09:17,876 [chuckles] We've been looking everywhere for you. 1526 01:09:17,876 --> 01:09:19,751 [chuckles] What's up, Reggie? 1527 01:09:19,751 --> 01:09:21,126 [Peggy] Hi, Thelma. 1528 01:09:21,126 --> 01:09:22,168 Peggy! 1529 01:09:22,168 --> 01:09:24,376 ["Dancing to the Beat" by Clarence Murray playing] 1530 01:09:24,376 --> 01:09:27,793 I'm so sorry. I never should have left you. 1531 01:09:27,793 --> 01:09:30,043 Don't worry about it, kid. I knew you'd come around. 1532 01:09:30,043 --> 01:09:33,793 I'm sure you've already heard, but I'm not really a unicorn. 1533 01:09:33,793 --> 01:09:36,668 Yeah. I smelled paint on you from the very beginning. 1534 01:09:36,668 --> 01:09:39,126 [laughs] Come on, everyone. 1535 01:09:39,126 --> 01:09:41,043 SparklePalooza's about to begin, 1536 01:09:41,043 --> 01:09:43,709 and no one's stopping us from getting on that stage. 1537 01:09:44,501 --> 01:09:47,626 Hey, I think you're gonna need this. 1538 01:09:50,959 --> 01:09:51,876 [both chuckle] 1539 01:09:51,876 --> 01:09:54,543 [all cheering, laughing] 1540 01:09:56,584 --> 01:09:59,834 [reporter] Thousands of fans from all over the globe have gathered 1541 01:09:59,834 --> 01:10:03,751 for SparklePalooza, the biggest music event of the year. 1542 01:10:03,751 --> 01:10:05,293 And while the world still mourns 1543 01:10:05,293 --> 01:10:07,793 over the disappearance of Thelma the Unicorn, 1544 01:10:07,793 --> 01:10:11,793 music's top stars have shown up to perform in her stead. 1545 01:10:11,793 --> 01:10:13,626 [vocalizing] 1546 01:10:13,626 --> 01:10:14,959 - [man] Oh yeah! - ♪ Yeah ♪ 1547 01:10:14,959 --> 01:10:17,918 ♪ Breaking up is hard enough... ♪ 1548 01:10:17,918 --> 01:10:19,459 - ♪ Hard enough ♪ - ♪ Oh... ♪ 1549 01:10:19,459 --> 01:10:20,376 [Vic] Hit it. 1550 01:10:20,376 --> 01:10:21,918 ♪ But I called your bluff... ♪ 1551 01:10:21,918 --> 01:10:23,043 [cheering] 1552 01:10:23,751 --> 01:10:26,876 [reporter] But many of Thelma's fans are still holding out hope 1553 01:10:26,876 --> 01:10:29,751 that their beloved pink unicorn will return. 1554 01:10:29,751 --> 01:10:32,293 - [Nikki] What up, land-dwellers? - [crowd] Huh? 1555 01:10:32,293 --> 01:10:34,126 Are you ready for this? 1556 01:10:34,126 --> 01:10:35,418 [bellows] 1557 01:10:36,751 --> 01:10:37,876 [laughing] 1558 01:10:37,876 --> 01:10:39,709 ♪ ...with a kleptomaniac! ♪ 1559 01:10:40,501 --> 01:10:41,584 ♪ Breaking up... ♪ 1560 01:10:41,584 --> 01:10:45,001 [reporter] In the meantime, Nikki Narwhal is back, 1561 01:10:45,001 --> 01:10:49,501 here to reclaim her crown as the original Queen of Pop. 1562 01:10:49,501 --> 01:10:52,043 Thank you. Thank you so much. 1563 01:10:52,043 --> 01:10:53,126 [blows kiss] 1564 01:10:53,126 --> 01:10:55,209 Stop. You're plugging my blowhole. 1565 01:10:55,209 --> 01:10:59,251 Listen, if any of you morons see anyone pretending to be Thelma, 1566 01:10:59,251 --> 01:11:01,834 I want you to notify me immediately. 1567 01:11:01,834 --> 01:11:03,293 Any questions? 1568 01:11:03,834 --> 01:11:07,251 Is now a bad time to order a stuffed crust pizza? 1569 01:11:07,251 --> 01:11:09,459 I told y'all to eat before you came. 1570 01:11:09,459 --> 01:11:12,959 - Now get out there and do your job. - [ostrich] I love my job! 1571 01:11:14,501 --> 01:11:16,626 [Otis] Reggie, are you sure this is gonna work? 1572 01:11:16,626 --> 01:11:18,418 [Reggie] Just trust me. 1573 01:11:21,626 --> 01:11:22,668 [chains clinking] 1574 01:11:25,626 --> 01:11:27,459 [radio host] And we now have Chuck on the line. 1575 01:11:27,459 --> 01:11:30,834 Chuck, are you ready to play The Million-Dollar Quiz Show? 1576 01:11:30,834 --> 01:11:32,293 I sure am, Bill. 1577 01:11:33,126 --> 01:11:34,043 [lock clinks] 1578 01:11:34,043 --> 01:11:36,334 Aw, how are we gonna get in? 1579 01:11:36,334 --> 01:11:38,959 Don't worry, I know how to pick locks. 1580 01:11:38,959 --> 01:11:40,001 [blowing] 1581 01:11:40,001 --> 01:11:42,084 [dramatic music builds] 1582 01:11:42,084 --> 01:11:43,209 [grunts, chuckles] 1583 01:11:43,209 --> 01:11:44,334 Let's roll! 1584 01:11:44,334 --> 01:11:48,168 [host] Chuck, for the million dollars, all you have to do is finish this title. 1585 01:11:48,168 --> 01:11:51,293 "Goldilocks and the Three..." What? 1586 01:11:51,293 --> 01:11:52,584 - [brakes screech] - Huh? 1587 01:11:52,584 --> 01:11:53,501 [tires screech] 1588 01:11:54,293 --> 01:11:55,709 [radio host] Chuck, are you there? 1589 01:11:57,084 --> 01:12:00,584 Chuck, if you don't answer, I'm gonna have to go to our next caller. 1590 01:12:00,584 --> 01:12:02,959 Well, better luck next time, Chuck. Goodbye. 1591 01:12:02,959 --> 01:12:05,126 - [line disconnects] - Uh... Sorry. Bears. 1592 01:12:05,126 --> 01:12:07,084 "Goldilocks and the Three Bears." 1593 01:12:07,084 --> 01:12:08,834 Uh... Hello? 1594 01:12:11,876 --> 01:12:15,209 [breathing heavily] 1595 01:12:15,209 --> 01:12:17,209 Come on, Reggie. Let's go. 1596 01:12:17,209 --> 01:12:19,168 Just give me a minute. Jeez. 1597 01:12:20,168 --> 01:12:21,418 [muttering] These guys... 1598 01:12:22,376 --> 01:12:23,209 [lock clicks] 1599 01:12:23,209 --> 01:12:26,251 You kids better hurry. You got bogeys at your twelve o'clock. 1600 01:12:26,251 --> 01:12:27,543 Huh? 1601 01:12:27,543 --> 01:12:30,543 - [frantic music playing] - Hey, what do you think you're doing here? 1602 01:12:30,543 --> 01:12:31,834 [both gasp] 1603 01:12:31,834 --> 01:12:33,001 - [beeps] - Intruders! 1604 01:12:33,001 --> 01:12:35,543 I repeat, intruders! Requesting backup! 1605 01:12:37,793 --> 01:12:39,126 - [roars] - [Peggy growls] 1606 01:12:41,084 --> 01:12:42,168 [Chuck panting] 1607 01:12:42,918 --> 01:12:45,834 [grunting] 1608 01:12:45,834 --> 01:12:46,918 [grunts] 1609 01:12:47,751 --> 01:12:48,793 [groans] 1610 01:12:48,793 --> 01:12:50,376 Wow, that was-- Ow! 1611 01:12:50,376 --> 01:12:51,709 Sorry. [clears throat] 1612 01:12:51,709 --> 01:12:52,959 Attagirl, Peg. 1613 01:12:52,959 --> 01:12:56,168 What y'all doing? Get going. We'll hold 'em off. 1614 01:12:56,168 --> 01:12:58,459 Follow me. We gotta get to the stage. 1615 01:12:59,459 --> 01:13:00,626 Hey! [grunts] 1616 01:13:01,418 --> 01:13:04,126 ["Jump into the Fire" by Harry Nilsson playing"] 1617 01:13:04,126 --> 01:13:08,126 - [engine revs] - ♪ You can climb a mountain ♪ 1618 01:13:08,126 --> 01:13:10,334 - ♪ Swim the sea ♪ - Woo-hoo-hoo! 1619 01:13:10,334 --> 01:13:12,834 - [screeching] - ♪ You can jump into the fire... ♪ 1620 01:13:12,834 --> 01:13:14,918 Did anyone order a stuffed crust pi-- 1621 01:13:16,251 --> 01:13:18,168 [Peggy] Come get some, suckers! 1622 01:13:18,751 --> 01:13:20,543 We've got a 10-96! 1623 01:13:20,543 --> 01:13:23,334 Wait, there's a code for this exact situation? 1624 01:13:23,334 --> 01:13:25,418 ["Jump into the Fire" continues playing] 1625 01:13:25,418 --> 01:13:26,501 [alarm ringing] 1626 01:13:27,751 --> 01:13:28,751 Woo-hoo! 1627 01:13:31,084 --> 01:13:33,584 - They've breached the perimeter! [grunts] - [song stops abruptly] 1628 01:13:34,376 --> 01:13:35,793 [Reggie groans, grunts] 1629 01:13:39,168 --> 01:13:41,584 [man groans, wheezes] 1630 01:13:41,584 --> 01:13:44,793 [Chuck] Be on the lookout for a pony and a couple of donkey boys. 1631 01:13:44,793 --> 01:13:45,709 What? 1632 01:13:45,709 --> 01:13:47,209 [dramatic music playing] 1633 01:13:47,209 --> 01:13:48,418 Bingo. 1634 01:13:49,001 --> 01:13:52,709 [laughing menacingly] 1635 01:13:52,709 --> 01:13:53,626 [buzzes] 1636 01:13:53,626 --> 01:13:55,959 - What? [growls] - [phone clatters] 1637 01:13:57,626 --> 01:13:58,668 Hey! 1638 01:13:58,668 --> 01:14:00,751 [thrilling music playing] 1639 01:14:03,209 --> 01:14:04,251 Sorry. 1640 01:14:07,834 --> 01:14:09,251 {\an8}It's straight ahead. 1641 01:14:09,834 --> 01:14:12,251 - [ostrich squawks] - [man] Freeze! Don't move! 1642 01:14:16,209 --> 01:14:17,168 This way! 1643 01:14:18,043 --> 01:14:18,959 [ostrich squawks] 1644 01:14:20,459 --> 01:14:22,709 Come on, Donk-Truvious. Show us what you got. 1645 01:14:22,709 --> 01:14:25,126 [in deep voice] The pleasure is all mine. 1646 01:14:26,251 --> 01:14:28,668 [guitar riff playing] 1647 01:14:31,709 --> 01:14:33,168 [triumphant music playing] 1648 01:14:33,168 --> 01:14:34,501 [screams] 1649 01:14:34,501 --> 01:14:36,584 [grunts] Ha ha! 1650 01:14:36,584 --> 01:14:40,751 [screaming] 1651 01:14:41,501 --> 01:14:42,376 [Thelma grunts] 1652 01:14:42,876 --> 01:14:44,001 [crowd cheering] 1653 01:14:44,001 --> 01:14:45,168 ♪ You got me ♪ 1654 01:14:45,668 --> 01:14:46,918 ♪ Right where it counts ♪ 1655 01:14:47,834 --> 01:14:50,459 - ♪ Right where it counts ♪ - [crowd cheering] 1656 01:14:51,918 --> 01:14:54,793 Thank you. Thank you so much. 1657 01:14:54,793 --> 01:14:57,626 [burps] I love you, guys. 1658 01:14:58,501 --> 01:15:00,501 Hey, open up in there. 1659 01:15:01,001 --> 01:15:03,001 [banging on door] 1660 01:15:05,126 --> 01:15:05,959 [gasps] 1661 01:15:07,626 --> 01:15:08,709 [zapping] 1662 01:15:09,459 --> 01:15:10,543 What do we do now? 1663 01:15:10,543 --> 01:15:12,959 Nothing. You're trapped. 1664 01:15:12,959 --> 01:15:13,876 [thuds] 1665 01:15:14,834 --> 01:15:16,584 Hello, Thelma. 1666 01:15:16,584 --> 01:15:18,251 - [gasps] - [Megan chuckles] 1667 01:15:18,251 --> 01:15:21,626 You really thought you could just prance right in here 1668 01:15:21,626 --> 01:15:23,959 and steal my thunder again? 1669 01:15:23,959 --> 01:15:25,376 No, Nikki, I swear. 1670 01:15:25,376 --> 01:15:29,418 Well, news flash, Thelma. You're nothing without your sparkles. 1671 01:15:29,418 --> 01:15:33,334 You're just a worthless little pony that no one wants to listen to. 1672 01:15:33,334 --> 01:15:35,751 I'm the real horned superstar. 1673 01:15:35,751 --> 01:15:37,084 [laughs menacingly] 1674 01:15:37,084 --> 01:15:41,793 Boom. Nikki's the real tuna, not some canned substitute. 1675 01:15:41,793 --> 01:15:43,959 Nikki, please. We don't want no trouble. 1676 01:15:44,543 --> 01:15:47,168 Ha! You really wanna sparkle again? 1677 01:15:47,168 --> 01:15:49,418 - This should do the trick. - [powering up] 1678 01:15:51,043 --> 01:15:52,334 - [grunts] - [gasps] 1679 01:15:52,334 --> 01:15:54,293 [zapping] 1680 01:15:55,126 --> 01:15:55,959 [clinks] 1681 01:15:55,959 --> 01:15:57,293 [rumbling] 1682 01:15:58,126 --> 01:15:59,168 [whirring] 1683 01:16:00,251 --> 01:16:02,418 Stop them! [grunts] 1684 01:16:03,084 --> 01:16:04,918 - [Megan strains] - [yelps, screams] 1685 01:16:04,918 --> 01:16:06,459 [laughing] 1686 01:16:06,459 --> 01:16:07,543 [Otis screams] 1687 01:16:07,543 --> 01:16:10,543 [grunting] 1688 01:16:10,543 --> 01:16:12,084 [laughs] 1689 01:16:12,084 --> 01:16:15,668 - Girl, you ain't breaking up this band. - [screams] 1690 01:16:15,668 --> 01:16:17,751 - [Megan grunts] - [Nikki groans] 1691 01:16:17,751 --> 01:16:19,501 [uplifting music playing] 1692 01:16:20,376 --> 01:16:21,418 [growls] 1693 01:16:22,293 --> 01:16:25,793 [gasps] We're finally here, Thelma! SparklePalooza! 1694 01:16:25,793 --> 01:16:27,126 [crowd] One more song! 1695 01:16:27,126 --> 01:16:32,418 One more song! One more song! One more song! One more song! 1696 01:16:32,418 --> 01:16:34,668 One more song! One more song! 1697 01:16:34,668 --> 01:16:39,334 {\an8}Hey, I'll be right back. There's something I gotta do. 1698 01:16:39,334 --> 01:16:40,543 [crowd chanting] 1699 01:16:40,543 --> 01:16:42,959 Hey, w-w-wait! Thelma! 1700 01:16:42,959 --> 01:16:44,126 [curtains open] 1701 01:16:44,834 --> 01:16:46,418 [crowd cheering] 1702 01:16:47,626 --> 01:16:49,334 Yeah! Huh? 1703 01:16:49,334 --> 01:16:52,543 [crowd booing] 1704 01:16:52,543 --> 01:16:53,959 Who are those guys? 1705 01:16:53,959 --> 01:16:56,501 - Boo! Get off the stage! - Boo! 1706 01:16:56,501 --> 01:16:58,376 [booing continues] 1707 01:16:58,376 --> 01:17:00,251 - What should we do? - I don't know. 1708 01:17:01,001 --> 01:17:02,251 - Ow. - [man] Boo! 1709 01:17:02,251 --> 01:17:03,543 Boo! 1710 01:17:03,543 --> 01:17:06,418 - [crowd falls silent] - [footsteps approach] 1711 01:17:06,418 --> 01:17:07,334 [Otis gasps] 1712 01:17:13,168 --> 01:17:14,334 Thelma? 1713 01:17:18,293 --> 01:17:19,293 What are you doing? 1714 01:17:19,293 --> 01:17:21,584 [hooves clopping] 1715 01:17:21,584 --> 01:17:25,584 [scattered murmuring, shushing] 1716 01:17:33,126 --> 01:17:34,626 [sighs] Hey, everybody. 1717 01:17:36,334 --> 01:17:39,084 I know you must be wondering where I've been all this time. 1718 01:17:40,334 --> 01:17:41,459 I don't blame you. 1719 01:17:42,001 --> 01:17:43,668 I've been wondering that myself. 1720 01:17:44,209 --> 01:17:45,793 [soft music playing] 1721 01:17:46,584 --> 01:17:48,126 Ever since I was little, 1722 01:17:48,126 --> 01:17:51,293 I always dreamed about performing on this stage. 1723 01:17:53,251 --> 01:17:56,293 But I never thought I'd make it here because of how I looked. 1724 01:17:57,209 --> 01:18:02,043 Something inside me just kept telling me I wasn't good enough. 1725 01:18:03,501 --> 01:18:06,293 Then one day, this crazy thing happened, 1726 01:18:06,293 --> 01:18:09,376 and everyone finally started paying attention to me. 1727 01:18:10,126 --> 01:18:12,293 But it's not who I really am. 1728 01:18:14,126 --> 01:18:16,001 [gasping] 1729 01:18:16,001 --> 01:18:17,501 [Vic groans] 1730 01:18:17,501 --> 01:18:20,918 - This... This is the real me. - [crowd murmuring] 1731 01:18:20,918 --> 01:18:21,959 I'm Thelma. 1732 01:18:21,959 --> 01:18:22,876 [gasps] 1733 01:18:22,876 --> 01:18:24,584 [gasping] 1734 01:18:25,418 --> 01:18:26,751 Boo! 1735 01:18:26,751 --> 01:18:27,959 [man] Boo! 1736 01:18:27,959 --> 01:18:29,251 [woman humphs] 1737 01:18:29,251 --> 01:18:31,209 I'm really sorry. 1738 01:18:31,209 --> 01:18:32,751 [booing continues] 1739 01:18:32,751 --> 01:18:34,959 I never meant to hurt anyone. I just... 1740 01:18:34,959 --> 01:18:38,418 I just thought it was the only way people would give my music a chance. 1741 01:18:42,543 --> 01:18:45,751 And now, I'd like to share a song with you. 1742 01:18:46,418 --> 01:18:48,709 I started writing it when I was a kid. 1743 01:18:48,709 --> 01:18:51,834 I just never knew what I needed to say until now. 1744 01:18:53,209 --> 01:18:55,626 All right, guys, let's do this. 1745 01:18:57,251 --> 01:18:59,251 [sentimental music playing] 1746 01:19:10,376 --> 01:19:14,918 ♪ Dare not look behind you You've come too far ♪ 1747 01:19:16,459 --> 01:19:19,668 ♪ Let the tears you shed remind you ♪ 1748 01:19:19,668 --> 01:19:22,418 ♪ Of who you really are ♪ 1749 01:19:23,334 --> 01:19:28,543 ♪ You searched the entire world Just to find ♪ 1750 01:19:30,126 --> 01:19:34,668 ♪ Everything you needed Was right inside ♪ 1751 01:19:35,959 --> 01:19:39,376 ♪ So turn your light on Let us see who you are ♪ 1752 01:19:39,376 --> 01:19:42,626 ♪ One in a million No one's playing your part ♪ 1753 01:19:42,626 --> 01:19:44,418 ♪ Don't be perfect ♪ 1754 01:19:44,418 --> 01:19:47,459 ♪ Like the moon and the stars You shine ♪ 1755 01:19:48,043 --> 01:19:51,209 - ♪ Just as you are ♪ - ♪ Just as you are ♪ 1756 01:19:51,209 --> 01:19:56,001 ♪ When you can't see the rainbow Through the clouds ♪ 1757 01:19:57,834 --> 01:20:02,709 ♪ When thunder breaks your voice And drowns you out ♪ 1758 01:20:04,584 --> 01:20:09,543 ♪ Darkness can't exist Where there is light ♪ 1759 01:20:11,043 --> 01:20:16,501 ♪ So get up on your feet And rise and shine ♪ 1760 01:20:16,501 --> 01:20:18,918 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ So turn your light on ♪ 1761 01:20:18,918 --> 01:20:22,126 ♪ Let us see who you are One in a million ♪ 1762 01:20:22,126 --> 01:20:24,501 ♪ No one's playing your part Don't be perfect ♪ 1763 01:20:24,501 --> 01:20:26,876 - ♪ Don't be perfect ♪ - ♪ Like the moon and the stars ♪ 1764 01:20:26,876 --> 01:20:29,043 - ♪ You shine ♪ - ♪ You shine ♪ 1765 01:20:29,543 --> 01:20:31,918 - ♪ Just as you are ♪ - ♪ Turn your light on ♪ 1766 01:20:31,918 --> 01:20:33,751 - ♪ Bring it out from within ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪ 1767 01:20:33,751 --> 01:20:37,043 ♪ If you feel broken That's how the light gets in ♪ 1768 01:20:37,043 --> 01:20:38,334 ♪ Don't be perfect ♪ 1769 01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:40,501 - ♪ Don't be perfect ♪ - ♪ Like the moon and the stars ♪ 1770 01:20:40,501 --> 01:20:41,626 ♪ You shine ♪ 1771 01:20:42,251 --> 01:20:45,959 - ♪ I hope you know you're beautiful ♪ - ♪ Just as you are ♪ 1772 01:20:45,959 --> 01:20:48,751 ♪ Shine your light Shine your light ♪ 1773 01:20:48,751 --> 01:20:52,668 - ♪ I hope you know you're magical ♪ - ♪ Just as you are ♪ 1774 01:20:52,668 --> 01:20:55,251 ♪ Shine your light Shine your light ♪ 1775 01:20:55,251 --> 01:21:00,709 - ♪ I hope you shine for everyone ♪ - ♪ Shine your light, shine your light ♪ 1776 01:21:00,709 --> 01:21:02,043 ♪ Shine your light ♪ 1777 01:21:02,043 --> 01:21:07,209 - ♪ I hope you know you're beautiful ♪ - ♪ Shine your light, shine your light ♪ 1778 01:21:07,209 --> 01:21:09,959 - ♪ Shine your light ♪ - ♪ Just as you are ♪ 1779 01:21:09,959 --> 01:21:14,751 ♪ Dare not look behind you You've come too far ♪ 1780 01:21:15,751 --> 01:21:18,293 - [crowd cheering] - [fireworks bursting] 1781 01:21:28,126 --> 01:21:29,209 [door squeaking] 1782 01:21:29,209 --> 01:21:31,293 Oh, Nikki, darling! 1783 01:21:31,293 --> 01:21:34,251 I've just become available to manage you again. 1784 01:21:34,251 --> 01:21:35,668 - [humphs] - [hisses] 1785 01:21:35,668 --> 01:21:37,376 - [bellows] - [exclaiming] 1786 01:21:37,376 --> 01:21:39,876 Hey, Otis, do you know what time it is? 1787 01:21:39,876 --> 01:21:42,126 Oh, I know what time it is. 1788 01:21:42,126 --> 01:21:44,209 Thelma, do you know what time it is? 1789 01:21:45,168 --> 01:21:46,751 Heck yeah, I know what time it is. 1790 01:21:46,751 --> 01:21:48,584 {\an8}- [cheering] - [music building] 1791 01:21:50,543 --> 01:21:51,834 Woo-hoo! 1792 01:21:52,459 --> 01:21:53,584 [laughs] 1793 01:22:11,626 --> 01:22:13,626 [music mellows] 1794 01:22:16,918 --> 01:22:18,084 [bird chirping] 1795 01:22:20,168 --> 01:22:21,584 [rooster crows] 1796 01:22:21,584 --> 01:22:22,626 [dice rattling] 1797 01:22:25,459 --> 01:22:27,668 - Ouch. - What do you mean "ouch"? 1798 01:22:27,668 --> 01:22:29,168 I just rolled a 32. 1799 01:22:29,168 --> 01:22:31,918 Well, a half-orc with super low intelligence 1800 01:22:31,918 --> 01:22:34,334 just stole 80 pounds of your cornbread. 1801 01:22:34,334 --> 01:22:37,418 Well, can I just poop out some jelly beans? 1802 01:22:37,418 --> 01:22:38,751 Technically, yes, 1803 01:22:38,751 --> 01:22:42,959 but you also have dysentery, so they might be dubious beans. 1804 01:22:42,959 --> 01:22:44,584 [laughs] 1805 01:22:44,584 --> 01:22:46,959 [Peggy] Hey, ding-dongs! 1806 01:22:47,543 --> 01:22:48,709 Break time's over. 1807 01:22:48,709 --> 01:22:50,626 We got an album to finish. 1808 01:22:50,626 --> 01:22:53,251 - Be right there, Peggy. - [Zirconia] Thelma! 1809 01:22:53,251 --> 01:22:56,876 Can we take a picture with you? Please? 1810 01:22:56,876 --> 01:22:58,459 Of course. 1811 01:22:59,334 --> 01:23:02,876 Okay, everyone, let's squeeze in just a little closer. 1812 01:23:02,876 --> 01:23:06,126 Oh, I cannot believe this is happening. Girl, I ain't got no more pink eye. Oh! 1813 01:23:06,126 --> 01:23:08,543 Perfect. Okay, big smiles in three... 1814 01:23:08,543 --> 01:23:10,876 [rattling] 1815 01:23:10,876 --> 01:23:11,876 ...two... 1816 01:23:11,876 --> 01:23:14,126 - [laughs] - [chuckles] 1817 01:23:14,876 --> 01:23:16,168 - [screeching] - [screams] 1818 01:23:16,168 --> 01:23:17,876 - ...and one. - [dramatic music playing] 1819 01:23:17,876 --> 01:23:19,334 [gasps] 1820 01:23:21,001 --> 01:23:22,209 [screams] 1821 01:23:22,209 --> 01:23:23,126 [splashing] 1822 01:23:26,834 --> 01:23:29,043 [music fades] 1823 01:23:30,001 --> 01:23:32,001 [spitting] 1824 01:23:33,418 --> 01:23:34,334 What? 1825 01:23:36,959 --> 01:23:40,876 - [laughing] - [upbeat music playing] 1826 01:23:50,626 --> 01:23:54,876 [Thelma] ♪ Everything you're looking for Ain't out there ♪ 1827 01:23:54,876 --> 01:23:55,793 ♪ No ♪ 1828 01:23:57,001 --> 01:24:01,584 ♪ The gold is inside of you Just so you're aware ♪ 1829 01:24:02,793 --> 01:24:03,959 ♪ Mmm ♪ 1830 01:24:03,959 --> 01:24:08,668 ♪ Mountains don't climb themselves You gotta do the work ♪ 1831 01:24:08,668 --> 01:24:10,126 ♪ Hey, yeah ♪ 1832 01:24:10,126 --> 01:24:14,751 ♪ From the top, we all look small Now that's a word ♪ 1833 01:24:15,334 --> 01:24:17,584 ♪ Hey! ♪ 1834 01:24:17,584 --> 01:24:21,084 ♪ I see 'em talking Need to find my blinders ♪ 1835 01:24:21,084 --> 01:24:24,501 ♪ I ride with stallions We'll see all around us ♪ 1836 01:24:24,501 --> 01:24:29,126 ♪ No distractions Get focused like a lion ♪ 1837 01:24:29,126 --> 01:24:31,626 ♪ Who's with me? ♪ 1838 01:24:31,626 --> 01:24:35,001 ♪ Hear that ticking It's time you shine ♪ 1839 01:24:35,001 --> 01:24:38,168 ♪ Baby girl, you are a gold mine ♪ 1840 01:24:38,168 --> 01:24:41,501 ♪ Fearless! Full of pride! ♪ 1841 01:24:41,501 --> 01:24:45,001 ♪ See her in the mirror She's a gold mine ♪ 1842 01:24:45,001 --> 01:24:48,418 ♪ Priceless! It's your time! ♪ 1843 01:24:48,418 --> 01:24:51,001 ♪ Baby, baby girl, you're a gold mine ♪ 1844 01:24:51,501 --> 01:24:53,043 ♪ Worth a fortune ♪ 1845 01:24:53,043 --> 01:24:55,168 ♪ On the inside ♪ 1846 01:24:55,168 --> 01:24:57,959 ♪ Baby, baby girl, you are a gold mine ♪ 1847 01:24:57,959 --> 01:25:00,543 [backup singers] ♪ It's an underdog takeover ♪ 1848 01:25:00,543 --> 01:25:02,709 [Thelma] ♪ If you're too small, too big ♪ 1849 01:25:02,709 --> 01:25:05,001 ♪ Too tall, too thin ♪ 1850 01:25:05,001 --> 01:25:07,584 [backup singers] ♪ We're stronger together ♪ 1851 01:25:07,584 --> 01:25:11,793 [Thelma] ♪ Saddle up, it's time to ride Know your gold is on the inside ♪ 1852 01:25:11,793 --> 01:25:15,251 ♪ Hear that ticking It's time you shine ♪ 1853 01:25:15,251 --> 01:25:18,043 ♪ Baby girl, you are a gold mine ♪ 1854 01:25:18,668 --> 01:25:22,001 - ♪ Fearless, full of pride ♪ - ♪ Yeah, oh ♪ 1855 01:25:22,001 --> 01:25:25,168 ♪ See her in the mirror She's a gold mine ♪ 1856 01:25:25,168 --> 01:25:28,751 - ♪ Priceless! It's your time! ♪ - ♪ Hope you know, hope you know ♪ 1857 01:25:28,751 --> 01:25:31,709 ♪ Baby, baby girl, you are a gold mine ♪ 1858 01:25:31,709 --> 01:25:35,376 - ♪ Oh ♪ - ♪ Worth a fortune on the inside ♪ 1859 01:25:35,376 --> 01:25:38,459 - ♪ Baby, baby girl, you are a gold mine ♪ - ♪ You're a gold mine ♪ 1860 01:25:38,459 --> 01:25:43,251 ♪ Oh ♪ 1861 01:25:43,251 --> 01:25:45,084 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1862 01:25:45,084 --> 01:25:49,918 ♪ Oh ♪ 1863 01:25:49,918 --> 01:25:51,959 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1864 01:25:51,959 --> 01:25:55,334 ♪ Stay true to you ♪ 1865 01:25:55,334 --> 01:25:58,043 ♪ Oh, you're a gold mine ♪ 1866 01:25:59,293 --> 01:26:00,584 ♪ Oh ♪ 1867 01:26:01,376 --> 01:26:05,084 ♪ The gold is inside of you ♪ 1868 01:26:07,418 --> 01:26:10,209 ♪ You ♪ 1869 01:26:16,418 --> 01:26:18,501 {\an8}[music fades] 1870 01:26:18,501 --> 01:26:20,584 {\an8}[orchestral music playing] 1871 01:29:22,251 --> 01:29:23,793 [music fades] 1872 01:29:23,793 --> 01:29:25,876 [groovy music playing] 1873 01:31:08,959 --> 01:31:10,043 [music ends] 1874 01:31:11,001 --> 01:31:15,251 [Nikki] ♪ They say there's plenty of fish Swimming round in the sea ♪ 1875 01:31:15,251 --> 01:31:19,543 ♪ Well, don't believe what they say There ain't another like me ♪ 1876 01:31:19,543 --> 01:31:23,751 ♪ Don't let this one get away 'Cause, you see, I'm unique ♪ 1877 01:31:23,751 --> 01:31:27,584 ♪ I'm unique, I'm unique ♪ 1878 01:31:28,084 --> 01:31:32,293 ♪ I'm gonna show you A world you've never seen ♪ 1879 01:31:32,293 --> 01:31:36,543 ♪ I'm gonna take you to places Like you've never been ♪ 1880 01:31:36,543 --> 01:31:39,626 ♪ Yeah, don't you make a mistake In the green ♪ 1881 01:31:39,626 --> 01:31:44,709 ♪ You will freak You will freak, you will freak ♪ 1882 01:31:44,709 --> 01:31:49,209 ♪ Baby, you've got blubber trouble I'm about to blow your bubble ♪ 1883 01:31:49,209 --> 01:31:51,418 ♪ Out where the pressure's double ♪ 1884 01:31:51,418 --> 01:31:53,668 ♪ We're going down into the deep ♪ 1885 01:31:53,668 --> 01:31:57,793 ♪ You better hold your breath in 'Cause, baby, where's you're going ♪ 1886 01:31:57,793 --> 01:31:59,959 ♪ There ain't no more oxygen ♪ 1887 01:31:59,959 --> 01:32:05,168 ♪ We're going down into the deep ♪ 1888 01:32:05,168 --> 01:32:08,334 ♪ Here we go ♪ 1889 01:32:08,334 --> 01:32:10,626 ♪ We're going down into the ♪ 1890 01:32:18,751 --> 01:32:21,501 [rapping] ♪ Yeah, that's right, wow You with Nikki Narwhal ♪ 1891 01:32:21,501 --> 01:32:23,709 ♪ Some take you high Well, I take you low ♪ 1892 01:32:23,709 --> 01:32:25,209 ♪ To places you never know ♪ 1893 01:32:25,209 --> 01:32:28,001 ♪ Where it's just you and me And those freaky fish that glow ♪ 1894 01:32:28,001 --> 01:32:30,584 ♪ I'm the unicorn of the sea Don't touch the tusk ♪ 1895 01:32:30,584 --> 01:32:33,168 ♪ Hold tight to my fin We're going low down ♪ 1896 01:32:33,168 --> 01:32:35,376 ♪ I hope your mama Taught you how to swim ♪ 1897 01:32:35,376 --> 01:32:38,084 [singing] ♪ 'Cause, baby You've got blubber trouble ♪ 1898 01:32:38,084 --> 01:32:40,251 ♪ I'm about to blow your bubble ♪ 1899 01:32:40,251 --> 01:32:42,376 ♪ Out where the pressure's double ♪ 1900 01:32:42,376 --> 01:32:44,626 ♪ We're going down into the deep ♪ 1901 01:32:44,626 --> 01:32:48,751 ♪ You better hold your breath in 'Cause, baby, where you're going ♪ 1902 01:32:48,751 --> 01:32:50,918 ♪ There ain't no more oxygen ♪ 1903 01:32:50,918 --> 01:32:54,001 ♪ We're going down into the deep ♪ 1904 01:32:54,001 --> 01:32:56,168 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1905 01:32:56,168 --> 01:32:59,334 ♪ Way below ♪ 1906 01:32:59,334 --> 01:33:02,876 ♪ We're going down into the deep ♪ 1907 01:33:04,168 --> 01:33:05,168 ♪ Uh, uh ♪ 1908 01:33:06,293 --> 01:33:07,209 ♪ That's right ♪ 1909 01:33:07,834 --> 01:33:09,376 ♪ Nikki Narwhal ♪ 1910 01:33:09,376 --> 01:33:10,876 ♪ What, uh ♪ 1911 01:33:12,126 --> 01:33:13,543 ♪ Take you down low ♪ 1912 01:33:15,293 --> 01:33:16,626 [whispering] ♪ So deep ♪