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{\an8}閃亮音樂祭的各位

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{\an8}掌聲歡迎未來的全球音樂傳奇

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一、二、三、四

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相互擁抱,跟節奏跳

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肆意狂歡為愛傾倒

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你是否會追隨我

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我要知道,告訴我

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向各位介紹,這一位是主音吉他手

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我的摯友,人稱六弦殺手,歐提斯!

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我會讓你們震撼不已!

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接著是鼓手

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我們的打擊大師,雷吉!

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我是驢子

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好喔,我還以為牠會多說幾句話

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最後是我們的主唱

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有靈魂的小馬,那就是我

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西瑪

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我們是生鏽桶子!

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好耶!

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歐提斯,你知道該做什麼了嗎?

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我當然知道該做什麼

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西瑪,你知道該做什麼了嗎?

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我當然知道該做什麼

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西瑪...

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我們愛你,西瑪!

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我們需要更軟的乾草

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(生鏽桶子)

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真是太精彩了

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對啊,你跳了有90公分高

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希望評審團喜歡

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我把尾骨都摔斷了,老兄

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可以跟你們說實話嗎?

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- 我覺得這樣還不夠
- 瞭解

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若我們想在明天的甄選大獲成功

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就得來點煙火表演

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你還準備了一支大煙火

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等等...什麼?

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- 明天工作見
- 快走...

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剛才是怎麼回事?

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《好想變成獨角獸》

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(考勤卡,西瑪)

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- 早,西瑪
- 早,鮑伯

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貝西,我以為你這週休假

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沒有,人們還等著吃起司呢

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姐妹,你可真風趣,總是在加班

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我懂你,我都瞭

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西瑪!

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歐提斯

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你怎麼樣?感覺如何?

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所以,今晚的甄選你準備好了嗎?

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我準備好了,我們上場吧

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我們想成名想太久了

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拜託,沒有那麼久吧

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已經十年了

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難道你不想在大舞台表演嗎?

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只要是跟你一起
不論在哪裡玩音樂我都開心

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西瑪,小心!

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你想殺死我嗎?雷吉

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你得把瀏海修剪一下,小子

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是我不好

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該死,別又來了

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我說,你的新歌歌詞進度如何?

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什麼歌詞?

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就是還沒有歌詞的那首曲子的歌詞

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拜託,歐提斯

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我從小就無法完成那首歌

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現在,妮姬獨角鯨的最新MV全球首播

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《鯨脂麻煩》

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你絕對不想錯過

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等等,我可不想錯過

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魚兒在水中嬉戲,自如地在大海裡

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絕不是道聽途說,我就是你唯一

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別讓我們擦身而過,別懷疑

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我超群,我超群

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你遇到鯨脂般麻煩
氣孔噴發般吶喊...

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天啊,牠就是成功的代表

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才怪,妮姬出賣個人原則

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牠超級虛偽

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誰在乎?
牠每年都能在閃亮音樂祭開唱

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總有一天會輪到我們

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我就是知道

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西瑪、歐提斯!

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有什麼事嗎?

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這堆糞便可不會自己離開

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是啊,西瑪,這樣我無法工作

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好,知道了,我來處理

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好啦,西瑪,把糞肥讓給我們

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對啊,我們餓死了!

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你們最好別在我的頭髮裡產卵

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牠會吃蒼蠅!把牠吐出來!

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我剛才飛進牠的腦袋裡了...

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- 我說,快點看我
- 糟了

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拜託別看我...

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看那坨便便山崩塌在牠身上

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西瑪,這就是
你今晚甄選要表演的節目嗎?

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不是,金金

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你明知道我要唱歌

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你是在說笑吧?

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沒有人會想聽普通農場小馬唱歌的

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你看起來好噁心

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姐妹,我們是外貌與才華兼具

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而你什麼都沒有

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你這是...

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至少我沒有讓眼瞼結痂的紅眼症

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什麼?埃斯特班,牠說得是真的嗎?

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我有紅眼症嗎?

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對,我覺得你有

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閃亮音樂祭新秀甄選於今晚展開

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掌聲歡迎水鑽梅美

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好耶!

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這是夢境還是現實?

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很好,這才是我所謂的好表演

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歐提斯,我好緊張
心臟好像要從屁屁掉出來了

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從科學角度來看是不可能的

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- 是真的,我有感覺
- 哈囉

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下一組參加今晚新秀甄選的隊伍

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牠們要演唱一首原創歌曲,歡迎...

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生鏽桶子?

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(生鏽桶子)

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你可以的

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大家好

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我們是生鏽桶子,我們很興奮...

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{\an8}下一組!

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{\an8}等等,什麼?

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{\an8}麻煩請下台

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{\an8}可是我們還沒有表演歌曲

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{\an8}抱歉,孩子
你們沒有未來,好嗎?下一組

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{\an8}等等,這個機會我們等了好多年

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{\an8}你覺得哪裡不行?

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{\an8}聽著,寶貝,你就是沒有“它”

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{\an8}沒有“它”?什麼意思?

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我們想要找有明星架勢的人

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能夠亮眼、點亮舞台的那種人

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而不是毫無記憶點的農場小馬

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什麼?

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{\an8}你要夠獨特才能在閃亮音樂祭表演

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{\an8}很抱歉
但你們永遠不可能站上那個舞台

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你聽好了,老兄...

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西瑪!

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(加油站和美食,永遠新鮮!)

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你們永遠不可能站上那個舞台

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你聽好了,老兄...

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永遠不可能!

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晚安,美麗少女

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你為何拉長著臉?

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我從遠處而來讓你心情好起來

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你願意跟我一起冒險嗎?

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好啊

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讓我帶你沿著俄勒岡小徑
前往充滿哥布林、魔法

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和19世紀農莊主人的王國吧

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{\an8}這是我開發很久的原創角色扮演遊戲

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我稱之為《馬車與地下城》

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什麼?

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我的角色是
名叫驢魯烏維斯的驢子督軍

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你看,牠有能當成手裏劍的假奶頭

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驢什麼?

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來,這個是你的角色

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牠是對武術有涉獵的頑強先鋒者小馬

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牠剛戰勝霍亂,因此體力值超高

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你想幫牠取什麼名字?

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馬小姐?

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拜託,你能想出更棒的名字

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好吧,那就叫悲傷馬小姐

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什麼?這也太弱了

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我為什麼不能當這隻獨角獸?

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抱歉,人人都想成為獨角獸

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牠是300等牧師

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要把靈魂賣給變身魔道師後才能解鎖

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好了...

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我們的馬車
剛才遭到一群哥布林攻擊

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我們是唯一的生還者

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對不起,歐提斯

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這個遊戲真的很棒

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只是我現在難過到根本不想玩

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你別把今晚發生的事情放在心上

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我也想啊

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你也聽見評審團說的話了

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我們永遠不會有機會

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才怪,西瑪,我們才剛開始

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我們有的是機會

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不

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大家都跟我說
我的外表不適合當明星

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知道嗎?

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我想大家說得對

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我倒是覺得你很完美

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晚安,西瑪

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好耶!吃早餐!

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- 各位,來張大合照
- 我們辦到了

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水鑽梅美,我們昨晚的表現太棒了

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眼睛離我遠一點

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我們有沒有上台拿出好表現?有

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真是太精彩了!

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等等,先等一下

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要拍我健康的那隻眼睛

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西瑪?

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嗨,怪人,你的胡蘿蔔角好看喔

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歐提斯,這讓你想到什麼?

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一隻腦袋長出
巨大可食用腫瘤的小馬?

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什麼?不是啦,笨蛋

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快點,這次認真點,再猜一次

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{\an8}(亮粉,顏料,靠太近我就放屁)

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等等,我知道了

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你是一根屁股塞著小馬的胡蘿蔔

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錯!再一次,歐提斯
你能想到更好的

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你是根莖類關注月的新吉祥物

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歐提斯,你快讓我笑死了

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小心!

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噁心死了,這是什麼東西?

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西瑪,你最好看一下自己的模樣

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說真的,那位仁兄得好好學開車

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什麼?

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我是獨角獸

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我是獨角獸!

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是假冒的獨角獸

215
00:13:28,626 --> 00:13:29,543
誰會在乎?

216
00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:32,126
幫我拍張照,我要上傳哀豬

217
00:13:32,126 --> 00:13:34,959
等等...我先刪掉舊帳號

218
00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:36,793
我要創一個全新的檔案

219
00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:39,084
就好像原本的我完全不存在

220
00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:41,876
別刪掉原本的你
我是原本的你的好友

221
00:13:41,876 --> 00:13:44,209
(帳號已刪除)

222
00:13:44,209 --> 00:13:46,334
刪掉了

223
00:13:46,334 --> 00:13:47,251
你在開玩笑嗎?

224
00:13:47,251 --> 00:13:49,334
拿去,幫我拍照...

225
00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:51,209
好啦...準備好了嗎?

226
00:13:51,209 --> 00:13:53,251
一、二、三

227
00:13:53,251 --> 00:13:54,168
(拍照)

228
00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:56,043
我看看...我看起來怎麼樣?

229
00:13:57,126 --> 00:13:58,959
老兄,你別再耍我了

230
00:13:59,459 --> 00:14:00,793
這次要認真拍

231
00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:05,209
快看...那裡有一隻獨角獸
我就說獨角獸是真的吧

232
00:14:14,501 --> 00:14:19,084
獨角獸...

233
00:14:19,668 --> 00:14:23,584
你打算讓大家以為
你是真的獨角獸嗎?

234
00:14:23,584 --> 00:14:27,001
這是我此生最美好的一天
天啊,牠真的好美

235
00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:30,418
我肯定不會讓那個小女孩心碎

236
00:14:30,918 --> 00:14:31,876
你好

237
00:14:31,876 --> 00:14:35,084
- 你好,寶貝,你叫什麼名字?
- 蘇希

238
00:14:35,084 --> 00:14:37,168
- 你叫什麼名字?
- 西瑪

239
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,334
西瑪?

240
00:14:38,334 --> 00:14:40,168
獨角獸西瑪?

241
00:14:40,668 --> 00:14:42,293
我可以跟你合照嗎?

242
00:14:42,293 --> 00:14:44,501
可以,你當然可以跟我合照

243
00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:47,209
不過要小心
我的亮粉可能會讓手機曝光喔

244
00:14:48,043 --> 00:14:50,501
- 是真的嗎?這是奇蹟
- 我真不敢相信

245
00:14:50,501 --> 00:14:52,209
- 真是夢幻二人組
- 擺好姿勢

246
00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:53,584
說“起司”

247
00:14:53,584 --> 00:14:54,876
- 起司
- 起司

248
00:14:56,043 --> 00:14:58,043
- 露齒笑
- 把牙齒全部露出來

249
00:14:58,043 --> 00:15:00,543
- 像這樣嗎?
- 露太多了,寶貝

250
00:15:01,584 --> 00:15:03,334
獨角獸粉末?

251
00:15:03,334 --> 00:15:05,876
吃起來肯定像糖果

252
00:15:06,459 --> 00:15:08,043
- 抹一點粉末給我
- 好

253
00:15:08,043 --> 00:15:09,751
感謝你

254
00:15:10,793 --> 00:15:11,793
快看啊

255
00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:13,668
等一下

256
00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:15,668
不敢相信,是真的獨角獸

257
00:15:15,668 --> 00:15:19,376
不知道牠是否能讓我青春永駐

258
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,668
你的角能射出雷射光束嗎?

259
00:15:22,459 --> 00:15:25,126
- 你的便便是花香味嗎?
- 這...

260
00:15:25,126 --> 00:15:26,626
你的血是什麼顏色?

261
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:27,793
是彩虹色

262
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:30,459
你的聲音聽起來不像獨角獸

263
00:15:30,459 --> 00:15:31,918
這句話是什麼意思?

264
00:15:31,918 --> 00:15:34,251
我以為獨角獸的聲音會像這樣

265
00:15:34,251 --> 00:15:36,001
“我是獨角獸

266
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:38,293
我的眼淚會變成亮粉和杯子蛋糕”

267
00:15:38,293 --> 00:15:41,293
那種獨角獸都被龍吃掉了

268
00:15:43,751 --> 00:15:45,459
你會施展魔法嗎?

269
00:15:45,459 --> 00:15:47,709
- 魔法?
- 對啊,你會嗎?

270
00:15:48,543 --> 00:15:51,543
- 可以,我會唱歌
- 為我們唱首歌吧

271
00:15:51,543 --> 00:15:52,751
- 唱首歌
- 唱吧

272
00:15:53,751 --> 00:15:56,459
歐提斯,去拿吉他
我們的好機會來了

273
00:15:56,459 --> 00:15:58,001
你不是認真的吧

274
00:15:58,001 --> 00:15:59,626
你想用這副模樣表演?

275
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:00,543
對

276
00:16:01,084 --> 00:16:02,293
請問一下

277
00:16:02,876 --> 00:16:05,584
你是真的獨角獸嗎?

278
00:16:12,376 --> 00:16:14,626
對,沒錯,我是真的

279
00:16:18,418 --> 00:16:20,168
- 不會吧
- 好酷

280
00:16:20,168 --> 00:16:21,459
好耶!

281
00:16:22,126 --> 00:16:23,209
西瑪

282
00:16:23,209 --> 00:16:24,209
雷吉?

283
00:16:24,209 --> 00:16:26,584
你的新造型太酷了!

284
00:16:27,251 --> 00:16:28,626
歐提斯,快點過去

285
00:16:29,126 --> 00:16:30,751
你肯定是在開玩笑

286
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:46,918
熱情奔放音樂中

287
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:51,043
綻放絢爛空氣中

288
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:53,084
我感受到

289
00:16:53,084 --> 00:16:56,793
精靈細語呢喃我耳中

290
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,043
茁壯堅強

291
00:17:01,043 --> 00:17:03,209
成長中

292
00:17:03,209 --> 00:17:06,876
就好像著了火的鳳凰

293
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,043
不可思議

294
00:17:09,543 --> 00:17:13,751
重獲新生,當你經歷就無法忘懷

295
00:17:15,459 --> 00:17:17,793
可否明瞭

296
00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:19,043
是生命

297
00:17:19,626 --> 00:17:23,584
它是永遠永遠不凋零

298
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,626
感受美好

299
00:17:25,626 --> 00:17:27,126
讓他燃燒

300
00:17:27,126 --> 00:17:29,543
永無止盡

301
00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:32,834
歐提斯,我覺得他們喜歡

302
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,126
我知道,繼續唱...

303
00:17:35,959 --> 00:17:38,001
夢寐以求的時光

304
00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:39,834
歌耳熟能詳

305
00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:43,834
全世界都會跟著哼唱

306
00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:45,668
聽我吶喊

307
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:50,043
全力用盡聲嘶力竭

308
00:17:52,418 --> 00:17:53,876
可否明瞭

309
00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:55,918
是生命

310
00:17:55,918 --> 00:17:56,834
(分享)

311
00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:59,793
它是永遠永遠不凋零

312
00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:02,376
可否明瞭

313
00:18:02,376 --> 00:18:03,959
是生命

314
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:08,334
它是永遠永遠不凋零

315
00:18:08,334 --> 00:18:10,001
別想抵抗

316
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:10,918
(分享)

317
00:18:10,918 --> 00:18:12,251
感受美好

318
00:18:12,251 --> 00:18:16,501
讓他燃燒

319
00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:18,543
別想抵抗感受美好

320
00:18:18,543 --> 00:18:19,959
讓他燃燒

321
00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:22,418
永無止盡

322
00:18:24,251 --> 00:18:26,501
永無止盡

323
00:18:39,209 --> 00:18:40,626
太棒了!

324
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,168
看來我們要去見見這隻獨角獸了

325
00:18:49,168 --> 00:18:52,126
(4號新聞台)

326
00:18:52,126 --> 00:18:53,376
無需多說

327
00:18:53,376 --> 00:18:57,209
我們這裡很少有
獨角獸跑來開搖滾演唱會

328
00:18:57,209 --> 00:18:59,626
這一帶不會有這種活動

329
00:18:59,626 --> 00:19:01,418
沒錯,通常沒有

330
00:19:01,418 --> 00:19:03,168
謝謝捧場,你也是,禿頭男

331
00:19:03,168 --> 00:19:04,376
好耶!西瑪

332
00:19:05,459 --> 00:19:06,376
好耶!

333
00:19:06,376 --> 00:19:08,918
好,可別忘了我的樂團成員

334
00:19:08,918 --> 00:19:12,126
- 要我的簽名嗎?
- 不用了,謝謝

335
00:19:12,126 --> 00:19:13,709
真不敢相信,歐提斯

336
00:19:13,709 --> 00:19:15,584
人們喜歡我們的音樂

337
00:19:15,584 --> 00:19:17,709
真是太瘋狂了

338
00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:20,418
但我想應該要把你身上的東西洗掉了

339
00:19:20,418 --> 00:19:21,418
什麼?

340
00:19:21,418 --> 00:19:22,418
不可以

341
00:19:22,418 --> 00:19:23,876
我才不要把這個洗掉

342
00:19:23,876 --> 00:19:25,793
這就是我等待已久的時刻

343
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:26,793
我終於變得特別了

344
00:19:27,418 --> 00:19:29,751
你本來就很特別了,西瑪

345
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,751
不需要這一身獨角獸裝扮

346
00:19:31,751 --> 00:19:33,668
有何不可?你一直都在假裝

347
00:19:33,668 --> 00:19:35,834
假裝自己是驢子軍閥之類的

348
00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:37,334
是驢魯烏維斯

349
00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:40,043
而且這情況完全不同
那只是在玩遊戲而已

350
00:19:40,043 --> 00:19:41,626
可是你想想看,歐提斯

351
00:19:41,626 --> 00:19:45,209
在我變成獨角獸之前
根本沒有人注意到我們

352
00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:48,376
生鏽桶子終於有了
看起來像巨星的主唱了

353
00:19:48,376 --> 00:19:51,876
對,但我不認為這會持續一輩子

354
00:19:51,876 --> 00:19:55,084
別這樣,人們終於
願意給我們的音樂機會

355
00:19:58,084 --> 00:19:58,918
好吧

356
00:20:01,293 --> 00:20:03,209
歐提斯,你看!

357
00:20:04,043 --> 00:20:05,626
(直播)

358
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:14,084
來跟著節奏搖擺

359
00:20:14,084 --> 00:20:15,126
潑、灑

360
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,876
泳池天菜,猛男秀
讓你目不轉睛,萬人迷

361
00:20:17,876 --> 00:20:20,251
永遠保持

362
00:20:20,251 --> 00:20:22,668
- 乾淨
- 泳池天菜是萬人迷

363
00:20:22,668 --> 00:20:25,126
泳池天菜

364
00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:26,626
是萬人迷

365
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,626
洗刷刷,你知道該怎麼做

366
00:20:28,626 --> 00:20:30,584
天菜各個很精壯

367
00:20:30,584 --> 00:20:32,959
天菜帥,人人愛,風...

368
00:20:32,959 --> 00:20:34,293
泳池天菜!

369
00:20:34,876 --> 00:20:36,543
你們到底在做什麼?

370
00:20:36,543 --> 00:20:40,584
跟你們說過不許在露臺磨磨蹭蹭了

371
00:20:42,418 --> 00:20:43,584
妮姬

372
00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:46,001
大家好!

373
00:20:47,293 --> 00:20:49,043
猜猜看是誰回來了?

374
00:20:53,334 --> 00:20:55,126
早安,梅根

375
00:20:55,126 --> 00:20:57,293
我最喜歡的小助理今天好嗎?

376
00:20:57,293 --> 00:20:59,293
好極了,妮姬

377
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,876
下來吧,小天菜,今天的水溫超舒服

378
00:21:06,126 --> 00:21:07,751
你中午有拍照工作

379
00:21:07,751 --> 00:21:09,043
下午一點是鯨脂按摩

380
00:21:09,043 --> 00:21:10,543
還有

381
00:21:10,543 --> 00:21:13,084
下午三點要做海藻結腸灌洗

382
00:21:14,918 --> 00:21:17,293
妮姬,真是美好的早晨

383
00:21:35,293 --> 00:21:39,376
(《每日八卦》慘敗的鯨魚)

384
00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:42,293
寶貝

385
00:21:42,293 --> 00:21:45,918
妮姬,報紙上有一篇
關於你表演的差勁評論

386
00:21:45,918 --> 00:21:48,168
我真的不希望你聽見內容

387
00:21:48,168 --> 00:21:49,084
聽好了

388
00:21:49,084 --> 00:21:53,251
{\an8}“週五晚上
賭城發現一具腫脹的鯨魚屍體

389
00:21:53,251 --> 00:21:56,376
{\an8}距離最近的海灘480公里

390
00:21:56,376 --> 00:21:58,043
{\an8}原來那就是妮姬獨角鯨

391
00:21:58,043 --> 00:22:01,334
{\an8}牠的最新表演散發著大低潮氣息”

392
00:22:02,043 --> 00:22:02,876
{\an8}好傷人

393
00:22:02,876 --> 00:22:05,376
維克,你幹嘛唸給我聽?

394
00:22:05,376 --> 00:22:07,626
是啊,維克,你搞什麼?

395
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:09,584
因為我是你的經紀人,親愛的

396
00:22:10,168 --> 00:22:12,126
我不在乎評論家們說什麼

397
00:22:12,126 --> 00:22:14,168
我的粉絲超愛《鯨脂麻煩》

398
00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,918
這是目前全球排行榜第1名的歌曲

399
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:19,418
沒錯,第1名,但後面還有一個2

400
00:22:19,418 --> 00:22:20,334
(百大金曲榜)

401
00:22:21,626 --> 00:22:24,543
妮姬,我跟你說這些話是因為愛你

402
00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:26,501
你的名聲岌岌可危

403
00:22:26,501 --> 00:22:29,334
若是不趕緊給大家來點新衝擊

404
00:22:29,334 --> 00:22:31,876
你很快就會過氣不紅了

405
00:22:31,876 --> 00:22:33,584
那就快點補救!

406
00:22:34,709 --> 00:22:38,084
我們得幫你打造
超越音樂的品牌,妮姬

407
00:22:38,084 --> 00:22:40,418
我們要有策略執行

408
00:22:40,418 --> 00:22:43,126
你是經紀人,你去想策略吧

409
00:22:43,126 --> 00:22:47,001
梅根,拿一桶鱈魚給我,快點!

410
00:22:47,001 --> 00:22:48,834
沒問題,姐妹

411
00:22:54,501 --> 00:22:55,876
再見,維克

412
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:08,418
糟糕,這可不妙

413
00:23:08,418 --> 00:23:10,126
你剛才召喚出了惡魔

414
00:23:11,626 --> 00:23:14,084
是嗎?放馬過來吧,惡魔

415
00:23:14,876 --> 00:23:15,709
湯匙攻擊

416
00:23:15,709 --> 00:23:16,668
架開!

417
00:23:20,168 --> 00:23:22,918
不!你奪走我的靈魂了!

418
00:23:26,043 --> 00:23:27,959
等等,你聽見了嗎?

419
00:23:29,084 --> 00:23:29,959
聽見了

420
00:23:48,418 --> 00:23:50,668
天啊,那是...

421
00:23:50,668 --> 00:23:52,668
那...那個人是佩姬普維斯

422
00:23:52,668 --> 00:23:54,293
傳奇音樂製作人!

423
00:23:54,293 --> 00:23:57,001
不會吧!我以為她退休了

424
00:23:57,001 --> 00:23:58,751
她在這裡做什麼?

425
00:23:58,751 --> 00:24:01,751
我想她是來這裡找你的,小姐

426
00:24:04,793 --> 00:24:07,168
你的指法太高超了

427
00:24:07,918 --> 00:24:09,709
你的技巧也挺不賴的

428
00:24:11,126 --> 00:24:12,751
太好聽了,兩位

429
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:13,834
西瑪!

430
00:24:14,334 --> 00:24:15,168
西瑪...

431
00:24:15,168 --> 00:24:17,959
我剛才竟然跟吉他傳奇即興合奏

432
00:24:17,959 --> 00:24:20,043
我知道!真是太扯了!

433
00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:21,459
你叫西瑪,對吧?

434
00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:22,584
我是佩姬普維斯

435
00:24:22,584 --> 00:24:24,918
天啊,我是你的大粉絲

436
00:24:24,918 --> 00:24:27,834
你今天在新聞上唱的那首歌

437
00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:30,834
我從沒聽過那種音樂

438
00:24:30,834 --> 00:24:32,543
真的嗎?謝謝你

439
00:24:32,543 --> 00:24:34,251
你是怎麼想出來的?

440
00:24:34,959 --> 00:24:36,251
那首老歌嗎?

441
00:24:36,251 --> 00:24:37,918
是我很久以前寫的

442
00:24:37,918 --> 00:24:40,501
我只是一直沒有機會唱給別人聽而已

443
00:24:40,501 --> 00:24:43,584
天啊,孩子,你真的很特別

444
00:24:43,584 --> 00:24:45,418
而且牠是獨角獸

445
00:24:46,084 --> 00:24:47,834
我不在乎牠是什麼

446
00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:51,293
這個女孩就算唱電話簿都能讓人流淚

447
00:24:51,876 --> 00:24:53,959
- 這我可不確定
- 那麼

448
00:24:54,543 --> 00:24:56,126
你們想錄唱片嗎?

449
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,251
敲敲門,有人在家嗎?

450
00:25:06,001 --> 00:25:08,751
你說真的嗎?這是我們的夢想

451
00:25:08,751 --> 00:25:10,168
但我以為你...

452
00:25:10,168 --> 00:25:12,793
失明之後就不做音樂了嗎?

453
00:25:12,793 --> 00:25:15,709
是沒錯,但也許你能讓我東山再起

454
00:25:17,501 --> 00:25:20,459
收拾行李吧,我可沒本錢等了

455
00:25:20,459 --> 00:25:24,001
我們要跟佩姬普維斯錄專輯?

456
00:25:24,001 --> 00:25:25,293
什麼?

457
00:25:31,459 --> 00:25:37,501
(生皮鞭錄音室)

458
00:25:40,668 --> 00:25:41,626
小心腳步

459
00:25:51,626 --> 00:25:54,001
我從沒來過真正的錄音室

460
00:25:59,751 --> 00:26:01,668
最好快習慣

461
00:26:01,668 --> 00:26:04,084
我的直覺告訴我你會很常來

462
00:26:04,793 --> 00:26:06,126
不會吧!

463
00:26:06,126 --> 00:26:09,126
你在這裡幫
沛茲史旺跟煙燻水牛錄專輯?

464
00:26:09,126 --> 00:26:10,168
這當然

465
00:26:10,168 --> 00:26:13,001
有一天
生鏽桶子的照片也會掛在上面

466
00:26:18,418 --> 00:26:19,459
說來好笑

467
00:26:19,459 --> 00:26:21,084
很多人說我們不會成功

468
00:26:21,084 --> 00:26:23,084
因為我們沒有明星樣

469
00:26:23,084 --> 00:26:26,459
這是好事
我不在乎你長什麼樣,西瑪

470
00:26:27,084 --> 00:26:29,001
佩姬,跟我說實話

471
00:26:29,001 --> 00:26:31,043
你能讓我們在閃亮音樂祭表演嗎?

472
00:26:31,043 --> 00:26:32,126
不行

473
00:26:32,126 --> 00:26:34,418
我無法跟你保證這種事情

474
00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:38,209
但只要你唱出最真誠的情感
就能讓自己登上閃亮音樂祭

475
00:26:38,209 --> 00:26:39,709
發自內心的唱

476
00:26:40,918 --> 00:26:45,126
好,我有一首從小開始寫的歌

477
00:26:45,126 --> 00:26:47,043
但是一直找不到適當的歌詞

478
00:26:47,043 --> 00:26:48,584
寶貝,別擔心

479
00:26:48,584 --> 00:26:50,584
歌詞就像食物中毒一樣

480
00:26:50,584 --> 00:26:52,543
都會在你最意想不到的時候出現

481
00:26:54,043 --> 00:26:56,584
讓我看看你的歌本裡有什麼料

482
00:26:56,584 --> 00:26:58,459
該來玩音樂了!

483
00:27:10,709 --> 00:27:13,793
如果我們都從無到有

484
00:27:13,793 --> 00:27:16,626
如果我們都唱著這首歌

485
00:27:16,626 --> 00:27:19,459
如果大樹從小種子發芽

486
00:27:19,459 --> 00:27:22,418
如果命運就是努力實現夢想

487
00:27:22,418 --> 00:27:26,043
我問啊,為什麼?

488
00:27:26,043 --> 00:27:27,584
為什麼?

489
00:27:28,626 --> 00:27:30,126
為什麼不是我?

490
00:27:35,418 --> 00:27:38,334
我紮穩根才不會跌倒

491
00:27:38,334 --> 00:27:40,834
我的生命不停歇,直衝天際

492
00:27:40,834 --> 00:27:41,751
(歌曲)

493
00:27:41,751 --> 00:27:44,709
我不畏懼往上長

494
00:27:44,709 --> 00:27:47,334
只聽見最真實的自己

495
00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:51,584
我問啊,為什麼?
為什麼?為什麼不是我

496
00:27:54,043 --> 00:27:57,959
為什麼,究竟為什麼不是我?

497
00:27:59,584 --> 00:28:00,793
為什麼不是我?

498
00:28:00,793 --> 00:28:02,209
耶

499
00:28:02,209 --> 00:28:05,876
為什麼不是我?

500
00:28:08,209 --> 00:28:10,751
親愛的,你最好來接這通電話

501
00:28:15,501 --> 00:28:18,251
佩姬,親愛的,我有好消息要告訴你

502
00:28:18,251 --> 00:28:19,918
我是維克鑽石

503
00:28:19,918 --> 00:28:21,334
真高興你接了電話

504
00:28:21,334 --> 00:28:24,001
我還以為你早就歸西了

505
00:28:24,001 --> 00:28:26,876
這一次我很高興自己錯了

506
00:28:26,876 --> 00:28:28,251
你有什麼事嗎?維克

507
00:28:28,251 --> 00:28:29,834
聽好了,佩姬

508
00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:33,418
我打來是要給
你和那隻唱歌獨角獸一個提議

509
00:28:34,751 --> 00:28:37,418
一個你無法拒絕的提議

510
00:28:38,126 --> 00:28:40,376
我可以拒絕,聽好了

511
00:28:40,376 --> 00:28:41,668
我拒絕

512
00:28:42,543 --> 00:28:46,709
那你可能沒興趣讓牠今天幫

513
00:28:46,709 --> 00:28:48,959
妮姬獨角鯨的演唱會開場吧

514
00:28:48,959 --> 00:28:50,543
不可能的,維克

515
00:28:50,543 --> 00:28:52,043
別這樣,佩姬

516
00:28:52,043 --> 00:28:54,584
我可沒時間跟你玩遊戲

517
00:28:54,584 --> 00:28:55,751
我沒有時間

518
00:28:55,751 --> 00:28:59,293
你也很清楚我不喜歡玩遊戲

519
00:29:05,543 --> 00:29:07,209
你應該不希望自己成為

520
00:29:07,209 --> 00:29:10,334
唯一阻擋牠踏上成名之路的人吧?

521
00:29:14,043 --> 00:29:15,293
怎麼了?什麼事?

522
00:29:15,959 --> 00:29:18,793
你們今天下午
想幫妮姬獨角鯨開場嗎?

523
00:29:18,793 --> 00:29:20,001
什麼?

524
00:29:20,001 --> 00:29:21,626
你認真嗎?

525
00:29:21,626 --> 00:29:23,126
我不確定,西瑪

526
00:29:23,126 --> 00:29:26,001
我不覺得
我們準備好登上那樣的大舞台

527
00:29:26,001 --> 00:29:27,168
你在說什麼?

528
00:29:27,168 --> 00:29:29,293
這是天大的好機會

529
00:29:29,293 --> 00:29:31,209
我知道我們已經談過了

530
00:29:31,209 --> 00:29:34,043
但你真的不想先把顏料洗掉嗎?

531
00:29:34,043 --> 00:29:35,168
當然不想,老兄

532
00:29:35,168 --> 00:29:37,584
我不會弄掉這身裝扮
這會毀掉一切的

533
00:29:37,584 --> 00:29:39,418
佩姬,我們願意!

534
00:29:46,543 --> 00:29:47,543
(噴射鯨)

535
00:30:14,959 --> 00:30:17,209
姬佩,親愛的,寶貝

536
00:30:17,209 --> 00:30:18,418
你氣色真棒

537
00:30:18,418 --> 00:30:21,584
你的衣服是在牛仔競技會買的嗎?

538
00:30:23,043 --> 00:30:24,376
維克

539
00:30:25,459 --> 00:30:27,501
你的笑容還是如此帥氣

540
00:30:27,501 --> 00:30:28,959
很好

541
00:30:28,959 --> 00:30:30,126
夠了!

542
00:30:31,751 --> 00:30:34,793
寶貝,看看你,你是大明星

543
00:30:34,793 --> 00:30:37,876
就像長腳的蓬鬆棉花糖

544
00:30:37,876 --> 00:30:40,626
這個嘛,沒有團員我什麼都做不到

545
00:30:40,626 --> 00:30:43,751
維克大,你好嗎?

546
00:30:43,751 --> 00:30:46,876
你好,兩位驢小子

547
00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:48,834
你看

548
00:30:48,834 --> 00:30:51,876
我為我們買了一對鑽石手環

549
00:30:51,876 --> 00:30:55,168
天啊,它們連在一起

550
00:30:56,001 --> 00:30:56,834
好喔

551
00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:01,793
來吧,孩子們,我們走

552
00:31:04,293 --> 00:31:05,459
好耶!

553
00:31:12,626 --> 00:31:15,209
天啊,這些傢伙還真愛跳舞

554
00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:17,376
他們是泳池天菜

555
00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:20,084
他們說不跳舞就會死

556
00:31:23,709 --> 00:31:26,709
往這裡,獨角獸優先

557
00:31:35,293 --> 00:31:37,668
我覺得他們要我們搭那輛禮車

558
00:31:40,418 --> 00:31:42,334
我們飯店見

559
00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:44,751
最後到的是臭驢子

560
00:31:44,751 --> 00:31:46,126
掰掰

561
00:31:47,668 --> 00:31:50,376
(歡迎來到絢麗的拉斯維加斯)

562
00:32:10,418 --> 00:32:12,168
天啊,發生什麼事了?

563
00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:17,918
討厭

564
00:32:19,209 --> 00:32:22,793
你看,你的名字是用燈寫的

565
00:32:28,834 --> 00:32:31,834
不知道為何維克覺得我需要蠢獨角獸

566
00:32:31,834 --> 00:32:33,876
才能賣出我的表演門票

567
00:32:33,876 --> 00:32:36,084
我一直都不需要開場表演!

568
00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:38,418
那隻粉紅獨角獸根本比不上你

569
00:32:38,418 --> 00:32:41,043
- 來一段你的即興表演
- 好的,梅根

570
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:44,043
唱歌鯨魚

571
00:32:44,668 --> 00:32:47,168
歌聲優美動聽

572
00:32:47,168 --> 00:32:49,751
說到游泳誰比我罩

573
00:32:49,751 --> 00:32:52,709
你有四隻腳,我有長尾巴

574
00:32:52,709 --> 00:32:53,668
搞什麼...

575
00:32:57,376 --> 00:32:58,793
妮姬,親愛的

576
00:32:59,293 --> 00:33:00,293
梅根

577
00:33:01,793 --> 00:33:05,209
這隻甜美小馬是獨角獸西瑪

578
00:33:05,209 --> 00:33:08,501
牠是你大又迷你的粉絲

579
00:33:11,293 --> 00:33:12,501
好喔

580
00:33:14,584 --> 00:33:17,168
妮姬,你真難相處

581
00:33:18,709 --> 00:33:20,959
今天的開場是史上第一次

582
00:33:20,959 --> 00:33:23,876
在此向各位介紹爆紅歌手

583
00:33:23,876 --> 00:33:26,084
獨角獸西瑪

584
00:33:26,084 --> 00:33:28,584
維克,沒有團員我沒辦法唱

585
00:33:28,584 --> 00:33:31,501
- 牠們人呢?
- 真糟糕

586
00:33:31,501 --> 00:33:33,626
你覺得牠們拋棄你了嗎?

587
00:33:33,626 --> 00:33:35,626
不會,當然沒有

588
00:33:35,626 --> 00:33:38,126
有些樂團只是還沒準備好登上大舞台

589
00:33:38,126 --> 00:33:40,043
但牠們不會臨陣脫逃

590
00:33:40,043 --> 00:33:41,626
你這個小可憐

591
00:33:41,626 --> 00:33:44,459
我知道你有多渴望這個機會

592
00:33:44,459 --> 00:33:47,251
要我取消表演嗎?

593
00:33:55,918 --> 00:33:56,751
不要

594
00:33:56,751 --> 00:33:59,626
我一輩子都在等待這種機會

595
00:34:00,459 --> 00:34:03,418
- 我們上場吧
- 好極了

596
00:34:03,418 --> 00:34:07,001
那就上台,讓大家見識你有多特別

597
00:34:25,918 --> 00:34:27,084
大家好

598
00:34:27,709 --> 00:34:29,126
我是獨角獸西瑪

599
00:34:30,251 --> 00:34:32,501
世界何其大

600
00:34:32,501 --> 00:34:34,918
感慨自己渺小

601
00:34:34,918 --> 00:34:38,418
所有目光不再交流

602
00:34:39,501 --> 00:34:41,668
誰在乎我是誰

603
00:34:41,668 --> 00:34:44,209
不再有人想要追隨

604
00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:47,459
我只需要一個機會

605
00:34:47,459 --> 00:34:52,168
向所有人證明我的決心

606
00:34:52,168 --> 00:34:56,209
我會不斷努力,寶貝

607
00:34:56,209 --> 00:34:58,293
西瑪,我們愛你!

608
00:34:58,293 --> 00:35:01,459
我不要再屈就自己順應潮流

609
00:35:01,459 --> 00:35:02,959
迎接新的世界

610
00:35:02,959 --> 00:35:04,168
西瑪!

611
00:35:04,168 --> 00:35:08,084
讓我的光芒展露

612
00:35:08,084 --> 00:35:09,209
成名

613
00:35:09,209 --> 00:35:10,501
(西瑪)

614
00:35:10,501 --> 00:35:11,876
被淹沒

615
00:35:11,876 --> 00:35:15,209
跌倒了站起來勇敢大步邁進

616
00:35:17,168 --> 00:35:18,834
一定要成名

617
00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:20,959
被淹沒

618
00:35:20,959 --> 00:35:24,584
我無畏恐懼別想影響我心情

619
00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:30,501
維克,你在做什麼?

620
00:35:30,501 --> 00:35:32,584
那些是妮姬要用的煙火!

621
00:35:32,584 --> 00:35:37,209
看來維克鑽石
剛剛打造出一顆全新的鑽石

622
00:35:37,209 --> 00:35:39,209
(空白網)

623
00:35:39,209 --> 00:35:40,501
(妮姬獨角鯨演唱會)

624
00:35:42,376 --> 00:35:43,501
你們站住

625
00:35:43,501 --> 00:35:45,251
我們要來幫妮姬開場

626
00:35:45,834 --> 00:35:48,793
你們遲到太久了

627
00:35:48,793 --> 00:35:52,126
向所有人證明的決心

628
00:35:52,126 --> 00:35:54,959
我會不斷努力,寶貝

629
00:35:54,959 --> 00:35:56,668
實現夢想

630
00:35:56,668 --> 00:36:01,418
我不要再屈就自己順應潮流

631
00:36:01,418 --> 00:36:07,793
向全世界展現熱情多強烈

632
00:36:08,376 --> 00:36:09,668
成名

633
00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:11,709
被淹沒

634
00:36:11,709 --> 00:36:15,168
跌倒了站起來勇敢大步邁進

635
00:36:16,168 --> 00:36:18,501
祝你找新經紀人順利,妮姬

636
00:36:20,084 --> 00:36:21,043
成名

637
00:36:21,043 --> 00:36:23,209
因為我們的合作就此結束

638
00:36:25,043 --> 00:36:25,876
不

639
00:36:26,626 --> 00:36:28,376
成名

640
00:36:28,876 --> 00:36:30,834
成名

641
00:36:39,626 --> 00:36:42,001
謝謝你,妮姬,感謝大家

642
00:36:46,459 --> 00:36:49,334
滾下我的舞台!

643
00:36:49,334 --> 00:36:50,459
好好揍牠一頓!

644
00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:51,918
不要,求求你

645
00:37:00,168 --> 00:37:02,376
DJ,放我的歌!

646
00:37:06,501 --> 00:37:08,709
走開!不用了,謝謝!

647
00:37:10,251 --> 00:37:14,084
獨角獸...

648
00:37:14,668 --> 00:37:15,959
你們想再看牠上台嗎?

649
00:37:15,959 --> 00:37:18,168
獨角獸...

650
00:37:21,876 --> 00:37:23,043
有我在,姐妹

651
00:37:26,084 --> 00:37:27,751
我真的很抱歉,維克

652
00:37:27,751 --> 00:37:29,334
我不是故意讓這種事情發生的

653
00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:34,501
超新星必須內爆
這樣才會有新星誕生

654
00:37:34,501 --> 00:37:38,668
我可以讓你成為
世上最紅的巨星,西瑪

655
00:37:38,668 --> 00:37:39,959
謝了,維克

656
00:37:40,501 --> 00:37:42,876
不過我有佩姬幫忙製作專輯了

657
00:37:42,876 --> 00:37:46,043
西瑪...如果你繼續跟佩姬合作

658
00:37:46,043 --> 00:37:49,126
你是絕對無法登上閃亮音樂祭的

659
00:37:49,126 --> 00:37:50,501
你不懂嗎?

660
00:37:50,501 --> 00:37:54,668
跟我合作能保證你有一天能上台表演

661
00:37:56,543 --> 00:37:57,918
我能帶團員一起嗎?

662
00:37:57,918 --> 00:38:00,501
當然可以,親愛的

663
00:38:03,793 --> 00:38:07,668
跟我簽約,你的夢想就能成真

664
00:38:10,126 --> 00:38:16,709
西瑪...

665
00:38:16,709 --> 00:38:19,709
我只會給你一次簽約機會

666
00:38:21,751 --> 00:38:23,084
{\an8}(維克鑽石,西瑪)

667
00:38:23,084 --> 00:38:25,959
恭喜你,我親愛的獨角獸

668
00:38:25,959 --> 00:38:28,043
我們正式合作了

669
00:38:30,043 --> 00:38:33,251
趁那隻鯨魚
刺死我們之前,快點離開這裡

670
00:38:43,126 --> 00:38:44,501
西瑪!

671
00:38:44,501 --> 00:38:48,418
我準備了領養文件
能讓我合法成為你的兒子!

672
00:38:48,418 --> 00:38:50,043
你願意幫我簽名嗎?

673
00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:59,751
看啊,你的專屬獨角直升機

674
00:38:59,751 --> 00:39:01,626
(獨角直升機)

675
00:39:03,376 --> 00:39:04,459
西瑪!

676
00:39:04,459 --> 00:39:05,626
放開我

677
00:39:05,626 --> 00:39:07,501
- 西瑪!
- 歐提斯?

678
00:39:07,501 --> 00:39:08,959
你跑去哪裡了?

679
00:39:08,959 --> 00:39:10,168
我們一直在找你

680
00:39:10,168 --> 00:39:11,793
你為什麼不等我們先表演了?

681
00:39:11,793 --> 00:39:14,626
那我該怎麼辦?你們完全丟下我不管

682
00:39:14,626 --> 00:39:15,918
我們才沒有丟下你

683
00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:19,043
不知從哪飛來的飛彈炸毀我們的車

684
00:39:19,043 --> 00:39:21,501
拜託,歐提斯,你用不著編故事

685
00:39:21,501 --> 00:39:22,793
告訴我實話就好

686
00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:24,084
我是說實話

687
00:39:24,084 --> 00:39:26,251
聽著,我不想跟你爭

688
00:39:26,251 --> 00:39:28,668
維克向我保證
他能讓我們在閃亮音樂祭表演

689
00:39:28,668 --> 00:39:30,084
我們走吧

690
00:39:30,584 --> 00:39:33,084
我就知道變成獨角獸會讓你沖昏頭

691
00:39:33,084 --> 00:39:35,876
饒了我吧,當初你根本不想參加

692
00:39:35,876 --> 00:39:37,918
你說我們還沒準備好登上大舞台

693
00:39:37,918 --> 00:39:41,084
媽咪,這隻驢子在煩你嗎?

694
00:39:41,084 --> 00:39:43,043
等等,他是誰?

695
00:39:43,043 --> 00:39:44,543
我是牠的兒子

696
00:39:44,543 --> 00:39:45,501
你的兒子?

697
00:39:45,501 --> 00:39:47,376
對,你滾開

698
00:39:47,376 --> 00:39:50,001
你就放任你兒子這樣跟我說話嗎?

699
00:39:50,001 --> 00:39:53,251
歐提斯,這是我一輩子的夢想

700
00:39:53,251 --> 00:39:54,959
我受夠被人忽視的感覺

701
00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:56,834
如果這是你一輩子的夢想

702
00:39:56,834 --> 00:40:00,209
又為何假裝成別人破壞一切?

703
00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:20,626
我們愛你,西瑪!

704
00:40:22,668 --> 00:40:25,543
妮姬獨角鯨能從大崩潰中恢復嗎?

705
00:40:25,543 --> 00:40:27,626
- 快跑!
-《鯨脂麻煩》

706
00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:31,001
或這位失勢歌壇天后
就這樣畫下句點?

707
00:40:31,001 --> 00:40:33,418
小心,妮姬,你準備被人取代了

708
00:40:33,418 --> 00:40:35,418
那就是獨角獸西瑪

709
00:40:43,376 --> 00:40:45,418
聽著,梅根,仔細聽好了

710
00:40:45,418 --> 00:40:47,501
讓我重返第一的唯一方法

711
00:40:47,501 --> 00:40:50,209
就是毀掉西瑪

712
00:40:51,459 --> 00:40:54,001
你的意思是把牠殺了嗎?

713
00:40:54,001 --> 00:40:55,543
什麼?不是!

714
00:40:55,543 --> 00:40:59,293
我是要你挖出能永遠毀掉牠的醜聞

715
00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:01,876
因為人人都有袐密

716
00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:03,459
天啊

717
00:41:04,293 --> 00:41:07,001
你真是太聰明了,妮姬

718
00:41:07,001 --> 00:41:10,376
應該是你那大鯨魚腦的關係

719
00:41:10,376 --> 00:41:13,459
謝謝你,醫生說我的大腦主要是水

720
00:41:13,459 --> 00:41:15,834
妮姬,你真厲害

721
00:41:15,834 --> 00:41:17,918
那麼,你還在等什麼?

722
00:41:17,918 --> 00:41:21,209
快出去找出
那隻獨角獸見不得人的袐密

723
00:41:22,834 --> 00:41:23,751
好的

724
00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:28,001
(維鑽,好萊塢)

725
00:41:28,001 --> 00:41:30,251
(生鏽桶子)

726
00:41:34,251 --> 00:41:36,959
早安,我的小粉紅亮片泡芙

727
00:41:38,709 --> 00:41:42,459
我帶了一些麵條和糖果給你

728
00:41:44,209 --> 00:41:45,626
我不知道獨角獸吃什麼

729
00:41:45,626 --> 00:41:47,751
是吃麵跟糖果嗎?

730
00:41:50,126 --> 00:41:51,459
維克

731
00:41:51,459 --> 00:41:53,293
我好像犯下大錯了

732
00:41:53,293 --> 00:41:55,751
糟糕,怎麼了?親愛的

733
00:41:55,751 --> 00:41:58,251
我不該這樣丟下團員和佩姬

734
00:41:58,251 --> 00:42:01,334
別難過,木已成舟,親愛的

735
00:42:01,334 --> 00:42:03,084
不過你不用擔心

736
00:42:03,084 --> 00:42:06,834
因為我們會一起施展
甜美的獨角獸魔法

737
00:42:08,584 --> 00:42:10,584
有件事情我得先告訴你

738
00:42:10,584 --> 00:42:11,709
什麼事?

739
00:42:12,918 --> 00:42:14,251
我...

740
00:42:14,251 --> 00:42:15,626
不是真的獨角獸

741
00:42:17,834 --> 00:42:20,626
不,快告訴我你在開玩笑!

742
00:42:22,043 --> 00:42:23,168
等一下

743
00:42:23,168 --> 00:42:24,501
我不在乎

744
00:42:24,501 --> 00:42:25,876
你不在乎?

745
00:42:25,876 --> 00:42:27,376
當然不在乎

746
00:42:27,376 --> 00:42:29,168
你以為我的牙齒是真的嗎?

747
00:42:34,376 --> 00:42:36,876
真相為成功之絕路

748
00:42:36,876 --> 00:42:40,084
音樂界最重要的是外表

749
00:42:40,668 --> 00:42:43,918
你何不消化一下這段話
看看滋味如何呢?

750
00:42:43,918 --> 00:42:45,626
好耶

751
00:42:45,626 --> 00:42:47,918
那好吧,告訴我該怎麼做

752
00:42:47,918 --> 00:42:50,084
這才是我的好獨角獸

753
00:42:52,293 --> 00:42:54,709
你運氣好,因為我要教你

754
00:42:54,709 --> 00:42:57,918
我多年前無師自通的一件事

755
00:42:57,918 --> 00:43:00,459
成功三步驟

756
00:43:00,959 --> 00:43:03,001
步驟一:改變

757
00:43:03,001 --> 00:43:05,084
要成功就要改變

758
00:43:05,084 --> 00:43:07,043
一次不夠,是每天都要改變

759
00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:08,501
有時候一天要改變兩次

760
00:43:08,501 --> 00:43:10,293
可是我已經是獨角獸了

761
00:43:10,293 --> 00:43:12,626
改外表,改稱號

762
00:43:13,209 --> 00:43:15,543
改變尾巴,改鬃毛

763
00:43:16,126 --> 00:43:17,293
改舉止

764
00:43:17,293 --> 00:43:18,793
改作風

765
00:43:18,793 --> 00:43:20,084
改變蹄子

766
00:43:20,084 --> 00:43:21,834
改笑容

767
00:43:21,834 --> 00:43:25,293
成功三步驟的第一步

768
00:43:25,293 --> 00:43:26,376
這樣看起來不像我

769
00:43:26,376 --> 00:43:27,293
好耶

770
00:43:27,293 --> 00:43:30,459
跟著我風靡全宇宙

771
00:43:30,459 --> 00:43:33,376
成為耀眼奪目的歌手

772
00:43:33,376 --> 00:43:36,126
你會點亮整個銀河系

773
00:43:36,126 --> 00:43:40,043
只要你做到成功的三步驟

774
00:43:40,043 --> 00:43:40,959
(香水公司)

775
00:43:40,959 --> 00:43:43,543
- 步驟二:噴古龍水
- 什麼?

776
00:43:43,543 --> 00:43:44,834
就是香水

777
00:43:44,834 --> 00:43:46,834
淡香水、聞起來香噴噴的東西

778
00:43:46,834 --> 00:43:49,084
嗅覺享受,親愛的

779
00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:50,959
我身上很臭嗎?

780
00:43:50,959 --> 00:43:53,501
想要掌聲讚賞你不平凡

781
00:43:54,084 --> 00:43:56,543
你必須要製造多重感官

782
00:43:57,251 --> 00:43:59,334
想當耀眼星舞會之最

783
00:43:59,834 --> 00:44:02,543
你必須有最誘人的香水味

784
00:44:02,543 --> 00:44:05,251
專屬的香水,讓人莫名想親近

785
00:44:05,251 --> 00:44:08,501
我們叫它獨角獸五號瓶

786
00:44:08,501 --> 00:44:11,793
想要和超新星一樣耀眼嗎?

787
00:44:11,793 --> 00:44:14,376
用獨特香味讓人流連忘返

788
00:44:14,376 --> 00:44:16,751
想有相同味道,排到巴黎去

789
00:44:17,418 --> 00:44:21,209
是成功三步驟的第二步

790
00:44:21,209 --> 00:44:24,126
在我小時候

791
00:44:24,126 --> 00:44:26,043
我默默無名

792
00:44:26,876 --> 00:44:31,043
沒有人知道我

793
00:44:32,668 --> 00:44:35,043
沒人和我跳舞

794
00:44:35,043 --> 00:44:35,959
都說

795
00:44:35,959 --> 00:44:37,543
矮額,他是誰?

796
00:44:38,543 --> 00:44:42,668
轉過身拔腿就跑

797
00:44:43,168 --> 00:44:46,126
我了解到

798
00:44:46,126 --> 00:44:50,001
如果我想成為主角

799
00:44:50,001 --> 00:44:53,251
我就得像個主角

800
00:44:53,834 --> 00:44:58,043
那時候我把名字
從迪克康柏斯改成維克鑽石

801
00:44:58,043 --> 00:45:02,709
我成了大名人

802
00:45:03,209 --> 00:45:04,418
不過我離題了

803
00:45:04,418 --> 00:45:06,668
回到我的成功三步驟

804
00:45:06,668 --> 00:45:08,918
步驟三:合作關係

805
00:45:08,918 --> 00:45:10,209
但這聽起來不合理

806
00:45:10,209 --> 00:45:13,334
沒有人能打斷維克鑽石
只有維克鑽石本人

807
00:45:13,334 --> 00:45:15,459
- 是我不好
- 我說到哪裡了?

808
00:45:15,459 --> 00:45:18,459
一星之力,好好發揮潛能

809
00:45:18,459 --> 00:45:21,459
兩顆星星,寶貝,雙喜臨門

810
00:45:21,459 --> 00:45:24,626
有個明星助陣在身旁

811
00:45:24,626 --> 00:45:27,293
兩顆星的魅力難以抵擋

812
00:45:27,293 --> 00:45:30,459
碰撞出火花難忘的光景

813
00:45:30,459 --> 00:45:33,376
親愛的你將一夕之間爆紅

814
00:45:33,376 --> 00:45:35,876
跟著我,風靡全宇宙

815
00:45:36,418 --> 00:45:39,709
成為耀眼奪目的歌手

816
00:45:39,709 --> 00:45:42,209
一個明星誕生

817
00:45:42,209 --> 00:45:44,751
獨角獸像星星閃耀

818
00:45:44,751 --> 00:45:45,668
(狨猴城堡)

819
00:45:45,668 --> 00:45:48,043
維克鑽石成功

820
00:45:48,043 --> 00:45:51,084
維克鑽石,就是我

821
00:45:51,084 --> 00:45:53,209
維克鑽石成功

822
00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:58,084
三步驟

823
00:45:59,418 --> 00:46:00,751
嘣,就是我

824
00:46:01,334 --> 00:46:02,709
所以計畫是什麼?

825
00:46:02,709 --> 00:46:04,751
很高興你提問了

826
00:46:04,751 --> 00:46:07,293
你有看見那位大帥哥嗎?

827
00:46:07,293 --> 00:46:09,459
牠叫駿馬丹尼

828
00:46:09,459 --> 00:46:12,459
牠是這個世代的超級大網紅

829
00:46:12,459 --> 00:46:14,709
我也很高興認識你

830
00:46:14,709 --> 00:46:15,876
不可能

831
00:46:15,876 --> 00:46:17,793
我才不要假男友

832
00:46:17,793 --> 00:46:21,959
牠去年因為反芻影片爆紅

833
00:46:21,959 --> 00:46:23,876
(反芻人生)

834
00:46:23,876 --> 00:46:27,168
糟糕,反芻要來囉!

835
00:46:30,168 --> 00:46:32,209
(反芻!)

836
00:46:32,209 --> 00:46:35,084
噁心,牠因為這種影片爆紅?

837
00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:37,959
觀賞次數超過十億,而且持續增加中

838
00:46:37,959 --> 00:46:41,543
快過去那裡,在鏡頭前製造一些火花

839
00:46:41,543 --> 00:46:42,501
什麼?

840
00:46:42,501 --> 00:46:44,209
給愛情一個機會

841
00:46:44,959 --> 00:46:45,918
好吧

842
00:46:45,918 --> 00:46:47,543
誰叫你是明星製造機

843
00:46:47,543 --> 00:46:49,043
過去吧

844
00:46:49,043 --> 00:46:50,584
事情要成真了

845
00:46:52,709 --> 00:46:54,126
謝了,丹尼

846
00:46:54,126 --> 00:46:57,126
可別一次花光了

847
00:47:00,668 --> 00:47:02,209
你肯定就是丹尼

848
00:47:03,043 --> 00:47:04,793
你肯定就是西瑪

849
00:47:04,793 --> 00:47:07,584
你想看酷酷的東西嗎?

850
00:47:08,168 --> 00:47:09,376
不用了,沒關係

851
00:47:11,501 --> 00:47:12,751
你不打算配合嗎?

852
00:47:12,751 --> 00:47:14,668
人們都在盯著我們看

853
00:47:14,668 --> 00:47:16,793
天啊,你的聲音是怎麼回事?

854
00:47:16,793 --> 00:47:18,459
拜託,你應該懂才對

855
00:47:18,459 --> 00:47:20,168
這一切都是在演戲

856
00:47:20,168 --> 00:47:22,293
其實我是想成為
腦外科醫生的醫學院學生

857
00:47:22,293 --> 00:47:23,418
真的嗎?

858
00:47:23,418 --> 00:47:25,626
總得想辦法付醫學院的學費吧?

859
00:47:25,626 --> 00:47:27,709
來吧,來給觀眾想看的吧

860
00:47:27,709 --> 00:47:28,668
好喔

861
00:47:29,668 --> 00:47:32,293
糟糕,反芻要來囉!

862
00:47:38,126 --> 00:47:39,501
- 好耶!
- 你最酷!

863
00:47:42,376 --> 00:47:44,543
- 丹尼!
- 丹尼和西瑪,看這裡!

864
00:47:44,543 --> 00:47:46,168
- 丹尼!
- 小情侶!

865
00:47:46,168 --> 00:47:47,834
朝著鏡頭笑一個

866
00:47:47,834 --> 00:47:48,876
讚啦

867
00:47:55,876 --> 00:47:58,876
自從悲傷馬小姐離開我之後

868
00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:03,584
哥布林軍團包圍了俄勒岡小徑

869
00:48:04,626 --> 00:48:08,168
大草原的生活是否能恢復如初?

870
00:48:24,584 --> 00:48:26,543
感激不盡,陌生人

871
00:48:27,834 --> 00:48:30,376
此乃我的榮幸

872
00:48:33,584 --> 00:48:34,751
驢魯烏維斯!

873
00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:41,876
西瑪?

874
00:48:42,876 --> 00:48:43,876
小心!

875
00:48:44,418 --> 00:48:47,293
驢魯烏維斯,離開你是個大錯

876
00:48:47,293 --> 00:48:51,251
讓我們盡快重組樂團,齊心協力

877
00:48:51,751 --> 00:48:53,543
這個主意太棒了

878
00:48:53,543 --> 00:48:55,543
太遲了,兄弟

879
00:48:58,126 --> 00:49:00,709
看起來西瑪已經找到新團員了

880
00:49:00,709 --> 00:49:01,626
什麼?

881
00:49:03,834 --> 00:49:07,584
“西尼駿角獸”
這對熱門情侶檔於今日公開露面

882
00:49:07,584 --> 00:49:10,918
宣布即將推出全新的系列產品

883
00:49:10,918 --> 00:49:12,168
對!

884
00:49:12,168 --> 00:49:14,209
{\an8}別忘了嚐嚐我們的新穀片

885
00:49:14,209 --> 00:49:16,459
{\an8}西瑪圈圈和丹尼脆片

886
00:49:16,459 --> 00:49:17,834
超好吃!

887
00:49:17,834 --> 00:49:19,251
還有驚喜小禮物

888
00:49:19,251 --> 00:49:22,251
每一盒裡我都藏了五根獨角獸毛

889
00:49:23,376 --> 00:49:25,126
快去買來吃吧!

890
00:49:25,126 --> 00:49:26,793
我真的很抱歉,孩子們

891
00:49:29,834 --> 00:49:32,876
歡迎來到大出賣唱片公司

892
00:49:32,876 --> 00:49:35,709
我們製作的唱片都會立刻賣光

893
00:49:38,918 --> 00:49:41,209
這邊請,小心腳步

894
00:49:41,209 --> 00:49:43,126
這裡是我的心靈聖地

895
00:49:43,126 --> 00:49:45,584
也是魔法誕生之地

896
00:49:45,584 --> 00:49:48,751
你們能聞到成功的氣味嗎?

897
00:49:48,751 --> 00:49:50,543
是我的古龍水香

898
00:49:51,293 --> 00:49:52,126
酷

899
00:49:52,668 --> 00:49:55,334
- 你的樂器在哪裡?
- 西瑪

900
00:49:56,626 --> 00:49:58,168
你不用再演了,兄弟

901
00:49:58,168 --> 00:50:00,084
- 這裡沒有別人
- 抱歉

902
00:50:00,084 --> 00:50:01,959
有時我覺得創造出來的角色

903
00:50:01,959 --> 00:50:04,084
也許就是真實的我

904
00:50:07,709 --> 00:50:08,834
天啊

905
00:50:08,834 --> 00:50:11,251
這裡是歌詞室

906
00:50:11,751 --> 00:50:13,043
它是布莉姬

907
00:50:13,043 --> 00:50:16,293
創造出所有金曲的AI機器

908
00:50:16,293 --> 00:50:18,959
你們兩位有新歌靈感嗎?

909
00:50:18,959 --> 00:50:20,918
有,我這裡有新歌靈感

910
00:50:20,918 --> 00:50:22,459
只差填詞而已

911
00:50:22,459 --> 00:50:24,293
不...

912
00:50:24,293 --> 00:50:26,959
我們不做你的音樂,蠢蛋

913
00:50:26,959 --> 00:50:29,668
演算法會給我們弦律

914
00:50:29,668 --> 00:50:31,459
你在說什麼?

915
00:50:31,459 --> 00:50:33,876
我有一整本馬上就能發行的歌曲

916
00:50:33,876 --> 00:50:36,001
只要錄音就可以了

917
00:50:36,001 --> 00:50:39,251
我們何不錄一首關於我反芻的歌?

918
00:50:39,251 --> 00:50:40,918
你認真嗎?

919
00:50:40,918 --> 00:50:43,334
這個主意超棒,駿馬丹尼

920
00:50:43,334 --> 00:50:44,876
布莉姬,幫我做一首

921
00:50:44,876 --> 00:50:49,084
關於部分消化食物粒子“反芻”的歌

922
00:50:49,084 --> 00:50:51,001
為你使命必達,維克

923
00:50:52,793 --> 00:50:54,126
計算中

924
00:50:56,876 --> 00:50:58,709
漂亮,布莉姬

925
00:50:58,709 --> 00:51:00,209
你們兩個準備好

926
00:51:00,209 --> 00:51:03,293
我們即將震撼全世界

927
00:51:04,959 --> 00:51:06,126
(駿馬丹尼)

928
00:51:06,834 --> 00:51:07,793
(《反芻來也》)

929
00:51:07,793 --> 00:51:08,709
大聲點

930
00:51:10,084 --> 00:51:11,793
不,小聲點,有點多了

931
00:51:11,793 --> 00:51:14,084
可不可以多加點鼓聲?

932
00:51:14,084 --> 00:51:15,418
嗯哼,耶

933
00:51:16,084 --> 00:51:17,251
耶

934
00:51:17,251 --> 00:51:18,793
嗯哼,開始吧

935
00:51:20,626 --> 00:51:23,084
抱歉,不好意思

936
00:51:23,626 --> 00:51:24,459
天啊

937
00:51:24,459 --> 00:51:26,668
炸豆餅、餅乾和肉汁

938
00:51:26,668 --> 00:51:28,126
蛋沙拉,花椰菜

939
00:51:28,126 --> 00:51:29,334
開趴了,寶貝

940
00:51:29,334 --> 00:51:31,709
臘腸披薩,通心粉加滿滿起司

941
00:51:31,709 --> 00:51:34,418
大蒜、香腸,醃洋蔥能垂涎三尺

942
00:51:34,418 --> 00:51:36,709
我一直吃一直吃到超飽

943
00:51:36,709 --> 00:51:39,501
甩甩肚子,寶貝,胃也一起搖一搖

944
00:51:39,501 --> 00:51:41,376
我把食物推到最高處

945
00:51:41,376 --> 00:51:43,543
然後等等等

946
00:51:44,376 --> 00:51:45,584
全都往上衝

947
00:51:45,584 --> 00:51:47,543
反芻來也

948
00:51:50,709 --> 00:51:52,251
反芻來也

949
00:51:55,793 --> 00:51:57,418
反芻來也

950
00:52:01,584 --> 00:52:06,334
是難以言喻的雀躍跟著我們繼續咀嚼

951
00:52:06,334 --> 00:52:09,084
有人認為我的寶貝很庸俗

952
00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:11,501
打嗝的樣子,放屁的力度

953
00:52:11,501 --> 00:52:13,501
我家寶貝餐桌禮儀粗魯

954
00:52:13,501 --> 00:52:16,126
但沒人說過牠沒咀嚼食物

955
00:52:16,126 --> 00:52:18,834
就愛我寶貝這樣做自己

956
00:52:18,834 --> 00:52:21,501
小甜心,我的親

957
00:52:21,501 --> 00:52:23,918
牠想怎樣和別人沒關係

958
00:52:23,918 --> 00:52:27,126
駿馬丹尼是我腦公

959
00:52:27,751 --> 00:52:29,209
反芻來也

960
00:52:29,209 --> 00:52:30,251
(《反芻來也》)

961
00:52:30,251 --> 00:52:33,084
來得熱烈又火辣

962
00:52:33,084 --> 00:52:34,626
反芻來也

963
00:52:35,293 --> 00:52:37,543
哇,陷入愛河,陷入愛河

964
00:52:37,543 --> 00:52:39,668
反芻來也

965
00:52:39,668 --> 00:52:43,126
駿馬丹尼不是廢柴

966
00:52:43,626 --> 00:52:45,918
是難以言喻的雀躍

967
00:52:45,918 --> 00:52:49,001
跟著我們繼續咀嚼

968
00:52:49,001 --> 00:52:51,459
陷入愛河,陷入愛河

969
00:52:51,459 --> 00:52:52,459
陷入愛河

970
00:52:52,459 --> 00:52:53,918
(西瑪)

971
00:52:54,584 --> 00:52:56,751
- 我陷入愛河
- 陷入愛河

972
00:52:56,751 --> 00:52:58,084
(第一名《反芻來也》)

973
00:52:58,084 --> 00:52:59,001
反芻來也

974
00:52:59,001 --> 00:53:02,584
我感覺到了

975
00:53:02,584 --> 00:53:04,001
反芻來也

976
00:53:05,501 --> 00:53:07,334
駿馬丹尼是我腦公

977
00:53:07,334 --> 00:53:08,584
反芻來也

978
00:53:08,584 --> 00:53:10,334
沒想到我的歌會上排行榜第一名

979
00:53:10,334 --> 00:53:12,126
感覺太不可思議了!

980
00:53:13,626 --> 00:53:15,626
你知道該怎麼做,梅根寶

981
00:53:15,626 --> 00:53:17,001
我當然知道

982
00:53:17,501 --> 00:53:19,918
(全球最紅單曲《反芻來也》)

983
00:53:20,418 --> 00:53:21,251
(西瑪)

984
00:53:24,251 --> 00:53:25,668
拿去吧

985
00:53:25,668 --> 00:53:27,668
各位,學學獨角獸

986
00:53:27,668 --> 00:53:29,709
- 學學獨角獸...
- 學學獨角獸...

987
00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:33,501
獨角獸

988
00:53:36,584 --> 00:53:37,876
聽好了,你們這群怪咖

989
00:53:37,876 --> 00:53:41,293
{\an8}你們是我以這20元
能找到的最佳團隊

990
00:53:42,834 --> 00:53:44,334
但你們別想領到錢

991
00:53:44,334 --> 00:53:47,709
除非你們能把那隻獨角獸逼到崩潰

992
00:53:47,709 --> 00:53:48,793
立刻行動!

993
00:53:48,793 --> 00:53:52,043
(小潘IT服務,“巷子內最厲害”)

994
00:53:54,501 --> 00:53:56,001
西瑪

995
00:53:56,001 --> 00:53:57,084
雷吉?

996
00:53:57,084 --> 00:53:59,543
天啊,你現在就像超級巨星

997
00:53:59,543 --> 00:54:01,501
能幫我簽名嗎?

998
00:54:01,501 --> 00:54:04,209
說什麼蠢話?我當然會啊

999
00:54:06,293 --> 00:54:09,459
歐提斯,我的天啊,真是太棒了!

1000
00:54:09,459 --> 00:54:11,293
你們在這裡做什麼?

1001
00:54:11,293 --> 00:54:13,918
因為佩姬幫我們安排在這條街上表演

1002
00:54:13,918 --> 00:54:16,293
對了,恭喜你發行新單曲

1003
00:54:16,293 --> 00:54:18,543
丹尼肯定是很棒的合作對象

1004
00:54:18,543 --> 00:54:19,876
丹尼...

1005
00:54:19,876 --> 00:54:21,418
幫我簽海報!

1006
00:54:21,918 --> 00:54:22,793
超讚!

1007
00:54:22,793 --> 00:54:24,501
能在我奶奶的骨灰罈簽名嗎?

1008
00:54:25,334 --> 00:54:26,751
奶奶!

1009
00:54:26,751 --> 00:54:28,001
知道嗎?

1010
00:54:28,001 --> 00:54:29,584
我們找到一位新主唱了

1011
00:54:29,584 --> 00:54:30,793
雷吉,閉嘴啦

1012
00:54:30,793 --> 00:54:32,459
- 真的嗎?
- 假的

1013
00:54:32,459 --> 00:54:34,168
是啦,我們是找到了,不過...

1014
00:54:34,709 --> 00:54:36,834
- 西瑪!
- 就是牠

1015
00:54:39,376 --> 00:54:40,501
天啊

1016
00:54:41,126 --> 00:54:44,168
我好興奮能見到你!
我是你的大粉絲!

1017
00:54:44,168 --> 00:54:45,918
這樣啊,謝了

1018
00:54:45,918 --> 00:54:49,126
我超想鋸掉一支角
這樣就能跟你一樣了

1019
00:54:49,126 --> 00:54:50,376
牠是不是很棒?

1020
00:54:50,376 --> 00:54:52,793
見到你太鼓舞人心了!

1021
00:54:52,793 --> 00:54:54,918
你能唱出真實的自己

1022
00:54:54,918 --> 00:54:58,293
你是最真誠的歌手

1023
00:55:02,001 --> 00:55:03,084
是啊

1024
00:55:03,918 --> 00:55:05,459
你們停太久了!

1025
00:55:06,459 --> 00:55:07,668
看來我們該走了

1026
00:55:07,668 --> 00:55:09,709
謝謝你們來看我

1027
00:55:09,709 --> 00:55:11,626
- 掰
- 再見

1028
00:55:11,626 --> 00:55:13,543
好好照顧自己,西瑪

1029
00:55:15,293 --> 00:55:16,501
西瑪!

1030
00:55:22,793 --> 00:55:25,043
寶貝!《反芻來也》

1031
00:55:25,043 --> 00:55:28,793
剛才榮獲年度最佳MV提名了!

1032
00:55:30,501 --> 00:55:32,668
維克鑽石再次成功!

1033
00:55:32,668 --> 00:55:34,043
(反芻人生派對)

1034
00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:41,293
唯一在我彩虹上的獨角獸

1035
00:55:42,918 --> 00:55:45,084
我一人獨守

1036
00:55:45,084 --> 00:55:47,668
沒有發光的理由

1037
00:55:49,668 --> 00:55:52,418
紅或黃,橘或綠

1038
00:55:52,418 --> 00:55:54,626
粉紅藍,全都不屬於我

1039
00:55:54,626 --> 00:55:55,918
不屬於我

1040
00:55:55,918 --> 00:55:57,043
我們現在是一家人了

1041
00:55:57,043 --> 00:55:58,501
我的心我掌握

1042
00:55:58,501 --> 00:55:59,751
(我愛獨角)

1043
00:55:59,751 --> 00:56:00,709
西瑪!

1044
00:56:02,209 --> 00:56:05,959
活在彩虹上像雲霄飛車般刺激

1045
00:56:05,959 --> 00:56:07,626
不行,住手!快住手!

1046
00:56:08,209 --> 00:56:10,043
有天登上高處

1047
00:56:10,043 --> 00:56:12,918
下一秒變會滑落谷底

1048
00:56:14,168 --> 00:56:19,001
生命並非時刻都充斥聚光燈

1049
00:56:19,001 --> 00:56:20,543
(獨角獸爛,獨角獸超笨!)

1050
00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:22,334
我孤身一人

1051
00:56:22,334 --> 00:56:24,834
在深夜裡獨自悲痛

1052
00:56:24,834 --> 00:56:26,209
獨角獸!

1053
00:56:26,209 --> 00:56:29,459
我必須去改變,去改變,去改變

1054
00:56:29,459 --> 00:56:30,584
我要打破枷鎖

1055
00:56:30,584 --> 00:56:32,168
向前邁進一步

1056
00:56:32,168 --> 00:56:35,084
我必須去改變,去改變,去改變

1057
00:56:35,084 --> 00:56:39,376
我要重新生活,找更好的出路

1058
00:56:39,376 --> 00:56:43,334
我必須離開找到屬於我的依靠

1059
00:56:43,334 --> 00:56:44,501
(歌曲)

1060
00:56:45,168 --> 00:56:49,959
當天晚上我都會唱我編的曲調

1061
00:56:50,543 --> 00:56:52,834
我要做自己

1062
00:56:52,834 --> 00:56:56,126
讓我的光芒持續閃耀

1063
00:56:56,626 --> 00:56:59,168
原來天堂

1064
00:56:59,168 --> 00:57:03,168
就在我的身邊

1065
00:57:05,251 --> 00:57:08,293
我必須去改變,去改變,去改變

1066
00:57:08,293 --> 00:57:10,084
我要打破枷鎖

1067
00:57:10,084 --> 00:57:11,543
向前邁進一步

1068
00:57:11,543 --> 00:57:14,668
我必須去改變,去改變,去改變

1069
00:57:14,668 --> 00:57:17,876
我要重新生活,找更好的出路

1070
00:57:17,876 --> 00:57:20,543
我必須去改變,去改變,去改變

1071
00:57:20,543 --> 00:57:23,626
我要打破枷鎖,向前邁進一步

1072
00:57:23,626 --> 00:57:26,834
我必須去改變,去改變,去改變

1073
00:57:26,834 --> 00:57:31,834
我要重新生活,找更好的出路

1074
00:57:31,834 --> 00:57:35,209
(生鏽桶子)

1075
00:57:35,209 --> 00:57:39,334
唯一站在彩虹上的獨角獸

1076
00:57:39,334 --> 00:57:40,293
(歐提斯)

1077
00:57:44,043 --> 00:57:46,918
(維克,接聽)

1078
00:57:49,293 --> 00:57:52,293
西瑪,我有超棒的消息!

1079
00:57:52,293 --> 00:57:56,834
我剛幫你安排好
兩週後在閃亮音樂祭表演

1080
00:57:56,834 --> 00:57:59,251
- 什麼?
- 就跟你說了我會讓它成真

1081
00:57:59,251 --> 00:58:00,918
趕快洗梳乾淨

1082
00:58:00,918 --> 00:58:03,501
我們今晚要去參加MV頒獎典禮

1083
00:58:06,543 --> 00:58:07,876
誰設計的衣服?

1084
00:58:09,084 --> 00:58:10,876
(MV頒獎典禮,就在今晚)

1085
00:58:18,543 --> 00:58:22,334
全球最紅的音樂人
今晚都聚集在好萊塢

1086
00:58:22,334 --> 00:58:25,876
大家都希望能贏得年度最佳MV獎

1087
00:58:26,376 --> 00:58:29,543
接下來進場的是大崩潰後首次回歸

1088
00:58:29,543 --> 00:58:34,334
《鯨脂麻煩》巨星,妮姬獨角鯨!

1089
00:58:35,668 --> 00:58:37,334
鯨脂麻煩駕到

1090
00:58:37,334 --> 00:58:39,001
遜!

1091
00:58:39,001 --> 00:58:40,709
你們才遜!

1092
00:58:44,168 --> 00:58:45,959
用力推,梅根,讓我離開這裡!

1093
00:58:45,959 --> 00:58:47,418
交給我,姐妹

1094
00:58:49,626 --> 00:58:53,459
你能想像我們的人生會變成這樣嗎?

1095
00:58:53,459 --> 00:58:55,251
絕對想不到

1096
00:58:56,209 --> 00:59:00,043
那麼,現在已經無法回頭了!

1097
00:59:04,959 --> 00:59:06,709
拍我好看的那一面

1098
00:59:08,334 --> 00:59:09,918
讓點空間出來

1099
00:59:10,834 --> 00:59:13,459
這一週西瑪讓粉絲們陷入狂熱

1100
00:59:13,459 --> 00:59:17,709
因為已經宣布牠會在閃亮音樂祭表演

1101
00:59:18,293 --> 00:59:20,376
西瑪,是西瑪?

1102
00:59:20,376 --> 00:59:22,584
我超期待登上那個舞台

1103
00:59:22,584 --> 00:59:23,959
西瑪,看這裡!

1104
00:59:25,543 --> 00:59:28,293
- 歐提斯
- 誰設計的衣服?

1105
00:59:28,293 --> 00:59:31,584
我們穿的是法比歐唐奇尼

1106
00:59:32,168 --> 00:59:33,001
西瑪?

1107
00:59:34,626 --> 00:59:36,418
看看我

1108
00:59:36,418 --> 00:59:37,918
等等,西瑪,等等!

1109
00:59:37,918 --> 00:59:39,876
走吧,小寶貝們

1110
00:59:39,876 --> 00:59:42,543
祝我好運,掰

1111
00:59:44,084 --> 00:59:48,626
今年的MV最佳眉毛獎

1112
00:59:48,626 --> 00:59:50,084
得獎人是...

1113
00:59:50,084 --> 00:59:52,626
渦輪雙胞胎

1114
00:59:58,209 --> 01:00:00,126
他們很優秀

1115
01:00:01,251 --> 01:00:02,584
不好了,西瑪!

1116
01:00:02,584 --> 01:00:04,293
你臉上的妝掉了

1117
01:00:04,293 --> 01:00:06,501
- 什麼?
- 你先去化妝室補一下

1118
01:00:06,501 --> 01:00:08,543
快頒到我們的獎項了

1119
01:00:11,251 --> 01:00:12,376
不好了

1120
01:00:26,751 --> 01:00:28,543
你好,西瑪

1121
01:00:28,543 --> 01:00:29,751
姐妹

1122
01:00:29,751 --> 01:00:31,626
你把我嚇到糖豆掉滿地

1123
01:00:31,626 --> 01:00:33,084
你一直躲在裡面?

1124
01:00:38,001 --> 01:00:40,418
來,我只是想把這個交給你

1125
01:00:42,251 --> 01:00:43,876
好,謝謝

1126
01:00:47,168 --> 01:00:48,001
說來有趣

1127
01:00:48,001 --> 01:00:52,251
我不知道獨角獸的角
會這樣自行脫落

1128
01:00:53,668 --> 01:00:54,584
什麼?

1129
01:00:55,126 --> 01:00:56,584
你為什麼這麼做?

1130
01:00:56,584 --> 01:00:59,626
因為我會不擇手段讓妮姬重回第一

1131
01:01:16,918 --> 01:01:18,668
胡蘿蔔?

1132
01:01:18,668 --> 01:01:22,168
你的魔法角竟然是一根胡蘿蔔?

1133
01:01:23,543 --> 01:01:26,709
我就知道獨角獸根本不存在

1134
01:01:26,709 --> 01:01:28,751
拜託你,我可以解釋

1135
01:01:28,751 --> 01:01:31,418
不需要解釋了

1136
01:01:31,418 --> 01:01:33,043
等我上傳這段影片

1137
01:01:33,043 --> 01:01:35,543
全世界都會知道你的真面目

1138
01:01:35,543 --> 01:01:38,209
你就是一隻假面小馬

1139
01:01:39,334 --> 01:01:42,668
天啊,我好期待看見每個人的表情

1140
01:01:42,668 --> 01:01:45,459
在他們發現
你是如何背叛他們的時候

1141
01:01:45,459 --> 01:01:47,376
梅根,求你別這麼做

1142
01:01:47,376 --> 01:01:49,084
我已經無法回頭了

1143
01:01:49,084 --> 01:01:50,876
你想要什麼我都給你

1144
01:01:50,876 --> 01:01:52,709
來不及了,西瑪

1145
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:56,668
是時候讓世人看看
你是多麼可悲的生物

1146
01:01:57,626 --> 01:01:59,418
(分享)

1147
01:01:59,418 --> 01:02:01,126
等等,住手!不要!

1148
01:02:02,626 --> 01:02:03,501
讓...

1149
01:02:04,709 --> 01:02:06,084
讓我自己消失吧

1150
01:02:06,668 --> 01:02:08,334
你再也不會見到我

1151
01:02:08,334 --> 01:02:10,376
或是聽見我的消息

1152
01:02:10,376 --> 01:02:12,543
像是我從來沒有存在過

1153
01:02:14,334 --> 01:02:15,168
好

1154
01:02:16,168 --> 01:02:19,084
但是我要你永遠消失

1155
01:02:19,084 --> 01:02:21,543
因為若是你還想回來

1156
01:02:22,043 --> 01:02:25,043
你很清楚自己會有什麼遭遇

1157
01:02:36,043 --> 01:02:37,334
再見囉

1158
01:02:41,334 --> 01:02:44,918
西瑪...你在哪裡?

1159
01:02:46,334 --> 01:02:49,376
請問一下,有沒有看見一隻

1160
01:02:49,376 --> 01:02:52,626
喜歡唱放屁和
反酸水的粉紅小獨角獸?

1161
01:02:54,584 --> 01:02:56,376
當我沒問

1162
01:02:56,376 --> 01:02:58,418
西瑪...求求你

1163
01:02:58,418 --> 01:03:00,876
回到維克身邊,西瑪!

1164
01:03:00,876 --> 01:03:04,751
今年的年度最佳MV

1165
01:03:04,751 --> 01:03:06,251
得獎的是...

1166
01:03:06,251 --> 01:03:07,584
《反芻來也》

1167
01:03:07,584 --> 01:03:10,834
恭喜駿馬丹尼跟獨角獸西瑪

1168
01:03:15,543 --> 01:03:19,543
(出口)

1169
01:03:24,334 --> 01:03:26,293
牠跑去哪裡了?

1170
01:03:28,834 --> 01:03:30,751
任務完成

1171
01:03:32,209 --> 01:03:33,293
幹得好

1172
01:03:33,959 --> 01:03:35,751
不到一週你就會重回第一

1173
01:03:37,626 --> 01:03:38,876
該死!

1174
01:03:39,459 --> 01:03:41,084
西瑪失蹤了!

1175
01:03:43,251 --> 01:03:44,834
我並非有意驚動各位

1176
01:03:44,834 --> 01:03:47,209
但是西瑪好像失蹤了

1177
01:03:47,209 --> 01:03:48,584
(西瑪)

1178
01:03:48,584 --> 01:03:50,918
不!

1179
01:03:50,918 --> 01:03:54,709
能請各位花點時間
在座位下面找找西瑪嗎?

1180
01:03:54,709 --> 01:03:56,834
牠是獨角獸,身材嬌小

1181
01:03:56,834 --> 01:03:59,376
有可能被你們的屁屁卡住了

1182
01:04:26,668 --> 01:04:28,584
(歌曲)

1183
01:04:31,626 --> 01:04:34,043
今天全世界都陷入悲痛

1184
01:04:34,043 --> 01:04:36,584
因為獨角獸西瑪

1185
01:04:36,584 --> 01:04:38,626
突然失蹤了

1186
01:04:40,418 --> 01:04:44,501
全球志工們用盡方法

1187
01:04:44,501 --> 01:04:46,084
拚命尋找西瑪

1188
01:04:46,084 --> 01:04:47,084
西瑪!

1189
01:04:47,084 --> 01:04:48,543
- 西瑪!
- 西瑪!

1190
01:04:48,543 --> 01:04:50,001
西瑪!

1191
01:04:50,001 --> 01:04:54,876
突然感覺像是
世界所有的魔法與希望都消失了

1192
01:04:54,876 --> 01:04:56,793
西瑪,你在哪裡?

1193
01:04:56,793 --> 01:04:59,459
西瑪,快回家吧,我們需要你

1194
01:05:01,876 --> 01:05:03,251
西瑪,我們愛你

1195
01:05:03,251 --> 01:05:05,876
西瑪,你在哪裡?

1196
01:05:10,626 --> 01:05:17,084
{\an8}(西瑪在哪裡?已失蹤14天)

1197
01:05:27,251 --> 01:05:30,001
(亮片,顏料)

1198
01:05:30,584 --> 01:05:32,209
馬小姐,要搭便車嗎?

1199
01:05:38,334 --> 01:05:39,709
你要去哪裡?孩子

1200
01:05:40,293 --> 01:05:43,459
下一個休息站吧
我好跳進馬桶把自己沖走

1201
01:05:47,584 --> 01:05:49,501
這句話我有聽過

1202
01:05:51,084 --> 01:05:53,501
在路上會讓人沉思

1203
01:05:53,501 --> 01:05:54,959
而我經常沉思

1204
01:05:55,459 --> 01:05:58,126
也許能幫我的腦袋取名為“沉思蘿莎”

1205
01:05:58,126 --> 01:06:00,043
介意我問你一個問題嗎?

1206
01:06:01,501 --> 01:06:02,501
你問吧

1207
01:06:03,459 --> 01:06:06,126
你是否有醒來後
發現自己活在謊言中的經驗?

1208
01:06:07,668 --> 01:06:09,584
天啊,我再瞭解不過了

1209
01:06:13,751 --> 01:06:15,001
事情是這樣的

1210
01:06:15,501 --> 01:06:18,626
我不久前跟夢中情人訂了婚

1211
01:06:18,626 --> 01:06:21,584
可是,我對她隱瞞了一個天大的袐密

1212
01:06:21,584 --> 01:06:22,501
真的嗎?

1213
01:06:23,501 --> 01:06:24,334
什麼袐密?

1214
01:06:24,334 --> 01:06:26,251
不!

1215
01:06:27,834 --> 01:06:32,334
我是世界聞名的地下木鞋舞大賽冠軍

1216
01:06:32,334 --> 01:06:34,293
有地下木鞋舞大賽這種東西?

1217
01:06:34,293 --> 01:06:38,501
我們在下水道和舊穀倉舉行舞蹈大戰

1218
01:06:39,626 --> 01:06:42,126
粉絲都叫我雷霆小公牛葛雷

1219
01:06:42,751 --> 01:06:44,626
因為我的小腿肌像公牛一樣壯

1220
01:06:47,626 --> 01:06:49,376
所以,這有什麼不好嗎?

1221
01:06:49,959 --> 01:06:51,918
為什麼不能告訴女朋友真相?

1222
01:06:53,293 --> 01:06:54,418
我...

1223
01:06:55,168 --> 01:06:57,084
可能只是害怕吧

1224
01:06:57,084 --> 01:07:00,501
如果她討厭木鞋舞,拒絕我怎麼辦?

1225
01:07:00,501 --> 01:07:02,584
如果她是真心愛你

1226
01:07:02,584 --> 01:07:05,043
也許就會愛關於你的一切

1227
01:07:05,043 --> 01:07:06,209
就算是木鞋舞

1228
01:07:06,793 --> 01:07:08,209
你真這麼想?

1229
01:07:08,209 --> 01:07:10,543
我是說,我希望如此

1230
01:07:10,543 --> 01:07:11,959
不論發生什麼事

1231
01:07:11,959 --> 01:07:15,251
都比你下半輩子活在謊言裡來得好

1232
01:07:15,876 --> 01:07:17,709
你已經很完美了

1233
01:07:18,418 --> 01:07:19,668
天啊

1234
01:07:19,668 --> 01:07:22,918
你的人生肯定完全沒有問題

1235
01:07:22,918 --> 01:07:23,834
是啊!

1236
01:07:29,793 --> 01:07:31,126
快停車!

1237
01:07:31,126 --> 01:07:32,459
(《現代木鞋舞雜誌》)

1238
01:07:33,459 --> 01:07:35,793
- 出事了吧?
- 我們得調頭

1239
01:07:35,793 --> 01:07:36,751
我得回去

1240
01:07:36,751 --> 01:07:40,251
讓我先打轉向燈

1241
01:07:40,876 --> 01:07:41,709
很好

1242
01:07:46,959 --> 01:07:49,584
(失蹤,你有看到牠嗎?粉色鬃毛)

1243
01:08:05,209 --> 01:08:06,126
西瑪?

1244
01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:09,251
西瑪!

1245
01:08:12,626 --> 01:08:15,293
你去哪裡了,我到處找你

1246
01:08:15,293 --> 01:08:16,418
你沒事吧?

1247
01:08:16,418 --> 01:08:18,834
我很好,歐提斯,我很好

1248
01:08:18,834 --> 01:08:21,001
我真的好擔心你

1249
01:08:21,001 --> 01:08:22,668
可是我不值得你擔心

1250
01:08:23,376 --> 01:08:25,043
我當初不該離開你們的

1251
01:08:25,043 --> 01:08:26,834
沒關係,現在你回來了

1252
01:08:26,834 --> 01:08:28,584
才怪,明明有關係

1253
01:08:28,584 --> 01:08:30,334
我徹底搞砸了

1254
01:08:30,334 --> 01:08:33,876
本來以為成為獨角獸
會讓我所有的夢想成真

1255
01:08:33,876 --> 01:08:36,959
結果,我卻失去了最愛我的人們

1256
01:08:36,959 --> 01:08:39,084
別說了,西瑪,你害我臉都紅了

1257
01:08:39,084 --> 01:08:40,793
我是認真的

1258
01:08:40,793 --> 01:08:43,251
我不管在哪裡玩音樂都很快樂

1259
01:08:43,251 --> 01:08:44,876
只要是跟你一起

1260
01:08:45,668 --> 01:08:46,751
謝了,西瑪

1261
01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:50,834
你說得沒錯

1262
01:08:51,418 --> 01:08:53,376
現在我得向大家坦白

1263
01:08:53,376 --> 01:08:55,126
等等,你認真嗎?

1264
01:08:55,126 --> 01:08:58,876
該讓大家知道真正的西瑪是誰了

1265
01:09:03,209 --> 01:09:06,293
你確定不想再戴上這個小東西嗎?

1266
01:09:06,293 --> 01:09:07,876
“把我戴在頭上吧,西瑪”

1267
01:09:07,876 --> 01:09:10,209
把那個噁心東西拿走

1268
01:09:10,209 --> 01:09:11,709
(卡車一路衝)

1269
01:09:13,293 --> 01:09:14,459
西瑪!

1270
01:09:15,709 --> 01:09:17,876
我們到處找你

1271
01:09:18,543 --> 01:09:19,751
你好嗎?雷吉

1272
01:09:19,751 --> 01:09:21,126
你好,西瑪

1273
01:09:21,126 --> 01:09:22,168
佩姬!

1274
01:09:24,459 --> 01:09:25,543
真的很抱歉

1275
01:09:25,543 --> 01:09:27,793
我不該離開你們的

1276
01:09:27,793 --> 01:09:30,043
沒關係,我早就知道你會回來

1277
01:09:30,043 --> 01:09:33,793
你應該已經聽說了
我不是真的獨角獸

1278
01:09:33,793 --> 01:09:36,668
是啊,我從一開始
就聞到你身上的顏料味

1279
01:09:37,626 --> 01:09:39,293
走吧,各位

1280
01:09:39,293 --> 01:09:41,043
閃亮音樂祭就要開始了

1281
01:09:41,043 --> 01:09:43,876
誰都無法阻止我們登上舞台

1282
01:09:45,668 --> 01:09:47,626
我想你會需要這個

1283
01:09:57,084 --> 01:09:59,084
來自全球的成千上萬名粉絲

1284
01:09:59,084 --> 01:10:03,751
都來參加閃亮音樂祭
這場年度最大的音樂盛事

1285
01:10:03,751 --> 01:10:05,293
人們仍在為了

1286
01:10:05,293 --> 01:10:07,793
獨角獸西瑪失蹤一事哀悼

1287
01:10:07,793 --> 01:10:11,793
音樂界頂尖巨星
會出場代替牠上台表演

1288
01:10:13,709 --> 01:10:14,959
喔耶!

1289
01:10:14,959 --> 01:10:17,876
分手真的好難...

1290
01:10:17,876 --> 01:10:19,459
(西瑪在哪裡?)

1291
01:10:19,459 --> 01:10:20,376
按下去

1292
01:10:20,376 --> 01:10:21,918
我說你在騙人

1293
01:10:23,751 --> 01:10:26,876
不過許多西瑪的粉絲仍然抱持希望

1294
01:10:26,876 --> 01:10:29,751
希望心愛的粉紅獨角獸會回歸

1295
01:10:29,751 --> 01:10:32,293
怎樣?陸地居民

1296
01:10:32,293 --> 01:10:34,501
大家準備好了嗎?

1297
01:10:37,959 --> 01:10:39,709
...有竊盜癖!

1298
01:10:40,501 --> 01:10:41,584
分手...

1299
01:10:41,584 --> 01:10:45,001
與此同時,妮姬獨角鯨回來了

1300
01:10:45,001 --> 01:10:49,501
牠來此奪回初代流行樂女王頭銜

1301
01:10:49,501 --> 01:10:52,126
謝謝,非常感謝大家

1302
01:10:53,209 --> 01:10:55,209
住手,你堵住我的氣孔了

1303
01:10:55,209 --> 01:10:57,168
聽好了,你們這群白痴

1304
01:10:57,168 --> 01:10:59,168
若是看見有人假扮西瑪

1305
01:10:59,168 --> 01:11:01,834
你們要立刻通知我

1306
01:11:01,834 --> 01:11:03,293
有問題嗎?

1307
01:11:03,834 --> 01:11:07,251
現在訂芝心披薩會不會不適合?

1308
01:11:07,251 --> 01:11:09,459
我明明叫你們吃飽再來!

1309
01:11:09,459 --> 01:11:11,293
立刻給我滾出去工作!

1310
01:11:11,293 --> 01:11:12,959
我熱愛工作!

1311
01:11:14,501 --> 01:11:16,543
雷吉,你確定這樣行得通嗎?

1312
01:11:16,543 --> 01:11:18,418
你只需要相信我

1313
01:11:25,709 --> 01:11:27,459
目前查克在線上

1314
01:11:27,459 --> 01:11:30,834
查克,你準備好參加
百萬大富翁問答了嗎?

1315
01:11:30,834 --> 01:11:32,293
準備好了,比爾

1316
01:11:34,709 --> 01:11:36,334
我們要怎麼進去?

1317
01:11:36,334 --> 01:11:39,043
別擔心,我會開鎖

1318
01:11:43,293 --> 01:11:44,334
進去吧!

1319
01:11:44,334 --> 01:11:48,168
好,查克
你答完這一題就能贏得一百萬元

1320
01:11:48,168 --> 01:11:51,293
金髮姑娘與三隻什麼?

1321
01:11:54,293 --> 01:11:55,709
查克,你還在線上嗎?

1322
01:11:57,084 --> 01:12:00,168
查克,如果你不回答
我只能接聽下一位了

1323
01:12:00,668 --> 01:12:03,209
祝你下次好運,查克,再見

1324
01:12:03,709 --> 01:12:05,043
抱歉,是熊

1325
01:12:05,043 --> 01:12:06,959
金髮姑娘與三隻小熊

1326
01:12:07,959 --> 01:12:08,834
有人在嗎?

1327
01:12:11,668 --> 01:12:15,209
(彼得的完美廁所)

1328
01:12:15,209 --> 01:12:17,209
來吧,雷吉,我們走

1329
01:12:17,209 --> 01:12:19,168
等我一下,拜託

1330
01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:20,084
(關於守則)

1331
01:12:20,084 --> 01:12:21,418
這些傢伙...

1332
01:12:23,293 --> 01:12:26,251
你們最好動作快
十二點鐘方向有壞人

1333
01:12:29,251 --> 01:12:30,543
你們在這裡做什麼?

1334
01:12:31,918 --> 01:12:33,001
入侵者!

1335
01:12:33,001 --> 01:12:35,543
重複,有入侵者!請求支援!

1336
01:12:48,876 --> 01:12:50,376
天啊,這真是...

1337
01:12:50,376 --> 01:12:51,293
抱歉

1338
01:12:51,793 --> 01:12:52,959
你真厲害,佩姬

1339
01:12:52,959 --> 01:12:55,084
你們還在等什麼?快去啊

1340
01:12:55,084 --> 01:12:56,168
我們會拖住他們

1341
01:12:56,168 --> 01:12:58,459
跟我來,我們得去舞台

1342
01:13:12,918 --> 01:13:14,918
有人訂芝心披...

1343
01:13:16,251 --> 01:13:18,168
看我們的厲害,遜咖!

1344
01:13:18,751 --> 01:13:20,543
這裡發生10-96狀況!

1345
01:13:20,543 --> 01:13:23,334
等等,這種情況有專屬代號?

1346
01:13:31,084 --> 01:13:32,584
牠們突破防線了!

1347
01:13:41,668 --> 01:13:44,793
要提防一隻小馬和兩隻公驢

1348
01:13:44,793 --> 01:13:45,709
什麼?

1349
01:13:47,293 --> 01:13:48,418
找到了

1350
01:13:49,501 --> 01:13:50,876
(騙子!分享)

1351
01:13:52,793 --> 01:13:53,626
(請充電)

1352
01:13:53,626 --> 01:13:54,543
什麼?

1353
01:14:03,209 --> 01:14:04,251
抱歉

1354
01:14:07,834 --> 01:14:09,251
就在前面了

1355
01:14:10,501 --> 01:14:12,251
別動!站住!

1356
01:14:16,209 --> 01:14:17,168
往這裡!

1357
01:14:17,168 --> 01:14:19,876
(一樓)

1358
01:14:20,459 --> 01:14:22,709
來吧,驢魯烏維斯
讓我們見識你的實力

1359
01:14:22,709 --> 01:14:25,126
此乃我的榮幸

1360
01:14:28,751 --> 01:14:30,668
(妮姬)

1361
01:14:44,084 --> 01:14:45,168
被你打敗

1362
01:14:45,668 --> 01:14:46,918
正中要害

1363
01:14:47,834 --> 01:14:49,668
正中要害

1364
01:14:51,918 --> 01:14:54,834
謝謝,謝謝大家

1365
01:14:55,334 --> 01:14:57,626
我愛你們

1366
01:14:58,501 --> 01:15:00,501
快把門打開

1367
01:15:09,459 --> 01:15:10,543
這下該怎麼辦?

1368
01:15:10,543 --> 01:15:13,251
涼拌炒雞蛋,你們被困住了

1369
01:15:14,834 --> 01:15:16,584
你好,西瑪

1370
01:15:18,334 --> 01:15:21,626
你真以為你能大搖大擺走進來

1371
01:15:21,626 --> 01:15:23,959
再次偷走我的風頭?

1372
01:15:23,959 --> 01:15:25,376
沒有,我發誓,妮姬

1373
01:15:25,376 --> 01:15:29,418
告訴你,西瑪
少了亮粉的你什麼都不是

1374
01:15:29,418 --> 01:15:33,334
你只是一隻
沒人想聽你唱歌的無名小馬

1375
01:15:33,334 --> 01:15:35,751
我才是真正的獨角巨星

1376
01:15:37,668 --> 01:15:41,793
妮姬是真有料,不像你是加工假貨

1377
01:15:41,793 --> 01:15:43,959
妮姬,求求你,我們不想惹麻煩

1378
01:15:45,251 --> 01:15:47,168
你真的想再次閃耀嗎?

1379
01:15:47,168 --> 01:15:48,834
這個應該能幫你一把

1380
01:15:54,959 --> 01:15:55,959
(緊急開關)

1381
01:16:00,251 --> 01:16:01,709
阻止牠們!

1382
01:16:12,168 --> 01:16:14,043
姐妹,你無法拆散這個樂團

1383
01:16:22,793 --> 01:16:24,376
我們終於來到這裡了,西瑪!

1384
01:16:24,376 --> 01:16:25,793
閃亮音樂祭!

1385
01:16:25,793 --> 01:16:31,501
再一首...

1386
01:16:35,793 --> 01:16:39,334
我馬上回來,我得先去做一件事

1387
01:16:40,626 --> 01:16:41,459
等等!

1388
01:16:41,459 --> 01:16:42,959
西瑪!

1389
01:16:52,626 --> 01:16:53,959
牠們是誰啊?

1390
01:16:53,959 --> 01:16:56,501
- 爛!滾下台!
- 爛!

1391
01:16:58,376 --> 01:17:00,251
- 我們該怎麼辦?
- 不知道

1392
01:17:02,334 --> 01:17:03,543
- 爛!
- 爛!

1393
01:17:13,168 --> 01:17:14,334
西瑪?

1394
01:17:15,793 --> 01:17:17,709
(西瑪)

1395
01:17:18,293 --> 01:17:19,293
你在做什麼?

1396
01:17:33,501 --> 01:17:34,626
大家好

1397
01:17:36,334 --> 01:17:39,084
你們肯定很納悶
這段時間我跑去哪裡了

1398
01:17:40,334 --> 01:17:41,459
我不怪你們

1399
01:17:42,001 --> 01:17:44,126
我自己也很納悶

1400
01:17:46,584 --> 01:17:48,126
我從小的時候

1401
01:17:48,126 --> 01:17:51,293
就一直夢想在這個舞台表演

1402
01:17:53,251 --> 01:17:56,293
但我從沒想過真的能站在這裡
因為我的外表平凡

1403
01:17:57,209 --> 01:18:00,084
我的心裡總有一股聲音說著

1404
01:18:00,084 --> 01:18:02,043
我不夠優秀

1405
01:18:03,501 --> 01:18:06,293
有一天,發生了這件離譜的事

1406
01:18:06,293 --> 01:18:09,376
讓大家終於開始注意我了

1407
01:18:10,126 --> 01:18:12,459
但那不是真正的我

1408
01:18:17,584 --> 01:18:20,084
這才是真正的我

1409
01:18:21,001 --> 01:18:21,959
我是西瑪

1410
01:18:25,418 --> 01:18:28,543
爛!

1411
01:18:29,334 --> 01:18:31,459
我真的很抱歉

1412
01:18:32,834 --> 01:18:34,959
我不想傷害任何人,我只是...

1413
01:18:34,959 --> 01:18:38,418
我只是覺得唯有這樣
人們才會願意給我的音樂機會

1414
01:18:42,543 --> 01:18:43,876
現在

1415
01:18:43,876 --> 01:18:45,751
我想跟各位分享一首歌

1416
01:18:46,418 --> 01:18:48,709
這是我從小開始寫的歌

1417
01:18:48,709 --> 01:18:51,834
直到現在我才知道自己要表達什麼

1418
01:18:53,209 --> 01:18:54,584
好了,兩位

1419
01:18:54,584 --> 01:18:55,626
我們開始吧

1420
01:19:10,376 --> 01:19:14,918
不敢回頭看你已走太遠

1421
01:19:16,334 --> 01:19:19,668
讓流下的淚水

1422
01:19:19,668 --> 01:19:22,418
來認清你是誰

1423
01:19:23,334 --> 01:19:28,876
你已尋遍全世界想找到

1424
01:19:30,126 --> 01:19:34,959
你需要的一切一直都在

1425
01:19:35,959 --> 01:19:39,376
點亮燈光吧,看看你的模樣

1426
01:19:39,376 --> 01:19:41,126
人潮人海中

1427
01:19:41,126 --> 01:19:42,626
多麼令人難忘

1428
01:19:42,626 --> 01:19:45,918
只管綻放專屬於自己的光芒

1429
01:19:45,918 --> 01:19:51,209
獨一無二

1430
01:19:51,209 --> 01:19:56,126
當看不見雲層裡的彩虹

1431
01:19:57,834 --> 01:20:02,918
閃電把你的聲音完全淹沒

1432
01:20:04,584 --> 01:20:09,876
黑暗無法與光明並存

1433
01:20:11,043 --> 01:20:16,501
站起來吧盡情綻放光彩

1434
01:20:17,084 --> 01:20:18,876
點亮燈光吧

1435
01:20:18,876 --> 01:20:20,376
看看你的模樣

1436
01:20:20,376 --> 01:20:22,209
人潮人海中

1437
01:20:22,209 --> 01:20:23,918
多麼令人難忘

1438
01:20:23,918 --> 01:20:26,876
- 只管綻放專屬於
- 只管綻放

1439
01:20:26,876 --> 01:20:29,043
自己的光芒

1440
01:20:29,543 --> 01:20:32,001
點亮燈光吧

1441
01:20:32,001 --> 01:20:33,751
看看你的模樣

1442
01:20:33,751 --> 01:20:37,043
人潮人海中,多麼令人難忘

1443
01:20:37,043 --> 01:20:39,834
- 只管綻放專屬於
- 只管綻放

1444
01:20:39,834 --> 01:20:41,626
自己的光芒

1445
01:20:42,251 --> 01:20:46,584
獨一無二

1446
01:20:46,584 --> 01:20:48,709
(反芻人生)

1447
01:20:49,168 --> 01:20:54,501
如果你感到破碎請不要放棄

1448
01:20:55,334 --> 01:21:02,043
只管綻放專屬於自己的光芒

1449
01:21:02,043 --> 01:21:08,001
獨一無二

1450
01:21:10,043 --> 01:21:15,084
不敢回頭看,你已走太遠

1451
01:21:29,293 --> 01:21:31,293
妮姬,親愛的!

1452
01:21:31,293 --> 01:21:34,334
我又有空當你的經紀人了

1453
01:21:37,459 --> 01:21:39,876
歐提斯,你知道該做什麼了嗎?

1454
01:21:39,876 --> 01:21:42,126
我當然知道該做什麼

1455
01:21:42,126 --> 01:21:44,209
西瑪,你知道該做什麼了嗎?

1456
01:21:45,168 --> 01:21:46,751
廢話,我當然知道該做什麼了

1457
01:22:25,459 --> 01:22:27,668
- 慘了
- 慘了是什麼意思?

1458
01:22:27,668 --> 01:22:29,168
我剛才擲出32

1459
01:22:29,168 --> 01:22:31,918
一隻智商超低的半獸人

1460
01:22:31,918 --> 01:22:34,334
偷走你32公斤的玉米麵包

1461
01:22:34,334 --> 01:22:37,418
那我可以拉一點糖豆出來嗎?

1462
01:22:37,418 --> 01:22:38,751
基本上來說,可以

1463
01:22:38,751 --> 01:22:41,209
不過,你也得了痢疾

1464
01:22:41,209 --> 01:22:42,959
所以可能拉出來的是可疑豆

1465
01:22:45,418 --> 01:22:46,959
傻瓜!

1466
01:22:47,543 --> 01:22:48,709
休息時間結束了!

1467
01:22:48,709 --> 01:22:50,626
專輯還沒錄完呢

1468
01:22:50,626 --> 01:22:52,084
我們馬上過去,佩姬

1469
01:22:52,084 --> 01:22:53,251
西瑪!

1470
01:22:53,251 --> 01:22:55,501
我們可以跟你拍張照嗎?

1471
01:22:55,501 --> 01:22:56,876
拜託

1472
01:22:56,876 --> 01:22:58,459
當然可以

1473
01:22:59,334 --> 01:23:02,876
好了,各位,我們靠近一點點

1474
01:23:02,876 --> 01:23:04,418
不敢相信成真了

1475
01:23:04,418 --> 01:23:06,126
我沒紅眼症了

1476
01:23:06,126 --> 01:23:08,543
完美,笑開一點,倒數三...

1477
01:23:08,543 --> 01:23:10,876
{\an8}(羽毛,膠水)

1478
01:23:10,876 --> 01:23:11,876
二...

1479
01:23:16,251 --> 01:23:17,084
一

1480
01:23:33,418 --> 01:23:34,334
怎樣?

1481
01:23:40,459 --> 01:23:46,543
《好想變成獨角獸》

1482
01:23:50,626 --> 01:23:54,418
你在追尋的一切不復存在

1483
01:23:54,959 --> 01:23:55,793
不存在

1484
01:23:57,001 --> 01:24:01,584
充滿了魅力的你跟以前一樣

1485
01:24:04,043 --> 01:24:08,668
沒有不勞而獲努力才是王道

1486
01:24:10,209 --> 01:24:14,751
向下看我們都明顯變得渺小

1487
01:24:17,459 --> 01:24:21,084
聽見竊竊私語要隔絕噪音

1488
01:24:21,084 --> 01:24:24,376
與駿馬同行還要眼觀四方

1489
01:24:24,376 --> 01:24:29,126
別分心,要像獅子一樣專注

1490
01:24:29,126 --> 01:24:31,709
誰一起?

1491
01:24:31,709 --> 01:24:34,834
噹噹作響,閃耀時光

1492
01:24:34,834 --> 01:24:38,168
小女孩是寶藏女孩

1493
01:24:38,168 --> 01:24:41,501
別怕,有自信

1494
01:24:41,501 --> 01:24:44,876
她在鏡中是個寶藏女孩

1495
01:24:44,876 --> 01:24:48,293
無價,接手吧

1496
01:24:48,293 --> 01:24:51,001
獨一無二的你,寶藏女孩

1497
01:24:51,501 --> 01:24:53,043
你的內在

1498
01:24:53,043 --> 01:24:54,793
珍貴無價

1499
01:24:54,793 --> 01:24:57,959
獨一無二的你,寶藏女孩

1500
01:24:57,959 --> 01:25:00,543
儘管接管這一切吧

1501
01:25:00,543 --> 01:25:02,626
感覺太小、太大

1502
01:25:02,626 --> 01:25:05,001
太高、太瘦

1503
01:25:05,001 --> 01:25:07,584
只要齊心協力

1504
01:25:07,584 --> 01:25:11,793
準備好即將啟程,帶著你的魅力

1505
01:25:11,793 --> 01:25:15,251
噹噹作響,閃耀時光

1506
01:25:15,251 --> 01:25:18,043
小女孩,寶藏女孩

1507
01:25:18,668 --> 01:25:22,001
別怕,有自信

1508
01:25:22,001 --> 01:25:25,168
她在鏡中是個寶藏女孩

1509
01:25:25,168 --> 01:25:28,501
無價,別琢磨,接手吧,沒蹉跎

1510
01:25:28,501 --> 01:25:32,001
那就是你,就是寶藏女孩

1511
01:25:36,709 --> 01:25:38,376
寶藏女孩

1512
01:25:52,043 --> 01:25:55,334
始終如一

1513
01:25:55,334 --> 01:25:58,043
寶藏女孩

1514
01:26:01,376 --> 01:26:05,168
你本來就有魅力

1515
01:26:07,418 --> 01:26:10,543
是你

1516
01:26:14,501 --> 01:26:17,084
{\an8}(生鏽桶子)

1517
01:33:14,001 --> 01:33:18,251
字幕翻譯:鄒曉瑛