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‪（根据真实故事改编）

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‪我认为该问题和日本的社会风气有关

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{\an8}‪虽然害羞是日本的文化

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{\an8}‪但我们不需要被这个所束缚

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{\an8}‪女性可以主动表达欲求

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{\an8}‪是的 欲求就是对性的欲望

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‪你曾将自己的性生活
‪曝露在众人面前过吗？

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‪啊？

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‪-没有吧？
‪-没有

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‪我可是连屁眼都给大家看过了

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‪但我从不因此觉得羞耻

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‪我反倒觉得活得自然率真才有人性

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‪哦

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‪换句话说 成人影片呈现的就是人

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‪我快高潮了

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‪我的主题就是爱

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{\an8}‪而爱就是对自然的包容

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{\an8}‪因此不剃腋毛也是我的主张之一

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‪各位喜欢吗？谢谢大家

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‪接下来我要和黑木香小姐
‪展开一场炽热的搏斗

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‪我想让大家看看那奇迹的一刻

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‪无论发生了什么事
‪都请各位不要闭上眼睛

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‪准备好了吗？

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‪那我们要开始了

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‪预备

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‪开机

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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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{\an8}‪（《好色客》）

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‪（一号玩家 剩一条生命）

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{\an8}‪矮冬瓜 你要打到什么时候？

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‪还差一点就能拿高分了

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‪你哪个学校的？

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‪北高 初中的小鬼 你哪里的？

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‪-我西中的
‪-小鬼吵什么吵！

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‪大叔给我闭嘴！

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‪王八蛋 找架吵吗？

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‪吵死了 要吵到外头吵

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‪都到外头了 怎么还打游戏啊？

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‪我没跟你还吵完呢

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‪（比安卡国际公司）

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‪辛苦了

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‪-我走了
‪-一路顺风

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‪村西 过来一下

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‪是

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‪-村西
‪-是

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‪你的业绩怎么又空空如也？

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‪因为经济不景气的关系吧

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‪不 是你的问题

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‪这个月要是业绩再没达标
‪你下个月就不用来了

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‪这就伤脑筋了 我还有家要养呢

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‪让你待在这里 我也一样伤脑筋

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‪看来我们都一样面临困境啊

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‪我说你啊 你还真是个怪人

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‪-谢谢
‪-这不是在夸你

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‪你都不会觉得沮丧吗？

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‪家父教我凡事要乐观

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‪你老爸这教育方式看来是错了

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‪如果你业绩像小野那么好
‪就什么问题都没有了

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‪不想被炒鱿鱼就学学他 拿出好成绩

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‪就这样

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‪小野先生 我想跟你学怎么做业务

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‪希区柯克死了

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{\an8}‪（导演大师希区柯克辞世）

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{\an8}‪他一脸阴沉

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‪你有病吗？

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‪你根本就不懂

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‪《惊魂记》结局好惨
‪那真是一部杰作

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‪你真的懂吗？

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‪你都听什么音乐？

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‪最近都听西洋音乐…

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‪你白痴吗？

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‪日本人当然要听这首

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‪我之前总是这么说

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‪我们是自由身

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‪跟着唱啊

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‪谁曾想到

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‪这一天即将来临

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‪-撒又娜拉
‪-撒又娜拉

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‪-撒又娜拉
‪-撒又娜拉

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‪-屋外即将是白雪冬日
‪-屋外即将是白雪冬日

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‪好 你合格了

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‪明天就开始教你

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‪请多关照

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‪那就再见了

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‪撒又娜拉

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‪生意真差

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‪-早安
‪-早安

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‪别再哼歌了

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‪为什么？

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‪感觉就像你那少根筋的老爸

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‪你是在认真工作吗？

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‪当然

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‪我和我们公司销售天王组成搭档了

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‪主管非常期待我的表现

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‪那就好

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‪至少要能养家糊口才行啊

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‪不然你这个一家之主也太没出息了

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‪知道啦

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‪真讨厌

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‪爸爸慢走 要早点回来

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‪我今天要加班 会很晚回家

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‪八成是去翘班打游戏吧

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‪别这么说嘛 真由美

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‪不信你们看

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‪好好努力去玩吧

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‪她这年纪就是没大没小的

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‪-那我走了
‪-慢走

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‪-慢走
‪-好的

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‪小野先生

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‪你有病吗？

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‪接下来可是幽灵战斗机对协和客机

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‪最精彩的战斗场面啊

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‪是整部戏的高潮

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‪好像真的很精彩

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‪需要手册吗？

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‪需要手册吗？

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‪请问我们什么时候去跑业务？

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‪你有病吗？

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‪当然是想去的时候再去

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‪“此时此地

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‪你有成就真正自我的自由”

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‪这是建言吗？谢谢你

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‪是《天地一沙鸥》里的一段话啦

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‪呆子

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‪“我只是想知道

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‪我在空中什么能做 什么不能做

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‪如此而已”

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‪如果能像那样在天空自由飞翔

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‪感觉应该很舒畅吧

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‪那些飞机要飞去哪里啊？

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‪飞去朝鲜 要打仗了

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‪我已经受够打仗了

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‪您好

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‪请问您喜欢英文吗？

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‪不用了

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‪-您好…
‪-干嘛？

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‪-什么事啊？
‪-干嘛？

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‪您好

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‪您好…

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‪您好 请问您喜欢英文吗？

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‪今后的时代 英文会越来越重要

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‪今后是多少年以后？

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‪十年吧

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‪那时我早就死了

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‪你有病吗？

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‪你笑得太瘆人了

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‪完全不行

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‪对不起

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‪不过

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‪你很卖力

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‪真的吗？

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‪你想想

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‪你老婆 两个小孩 加上你妈

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‪不都是靠你一个养吗？

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‪很了不起呢 我是说真的

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‪而且你很有毅力

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‪谢谢夸奖

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‪小野先生…

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‪你刚才是不是顿时涌现了干劲？

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‪这就是推销话术的基础知识

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‪要懂得给顾客灌迷汤

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‪听好了

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‪要把对方全都当成美女

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‪总之

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‪就是要不断夸奖

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‪让对方敞开心房

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‪然后从敞开来的那地方

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‪用最美的甜言蜜语热情地插进去

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‪插进去

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‪没错

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‪用要让女人达到高潮的心态 去推销

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‪用词要尽量婉转有礼

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‪这就是推销话术的窍门

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‪还有既然卖的是英语教材
‪就用英文推销

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‪英文啊

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‪说来惭愧 我英文实在不行

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‪不用想得太难

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‪讲什么都好 蹦一些单词就行了

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‪真是一栋豪宅

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‪什么事？

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‪怎么了？

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‪夫人您过于美丽 让我吓了一跳

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‪嘴巴真甜 但如果是要推销就不用了

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‪那真是太可惜了

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‪这套百科全书是特殊商品
‪可以让您这样的女性更上一层楼

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‪是怎样的一套商品？

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‪可以给我一点时间向您说明吗？

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‪怎么了？

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‪是推销员 他说有一套特殊商品

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‪也说明给我听听吧

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‪进来说

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‪要进去吗？

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‪快点进来！

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‪你在干什么？过来啊

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‪好热

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‪说来听听

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‪是怎样的特殊商品？

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‪是英语会话教材

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‪是这一套

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‪-这东西…
‪-好痛

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‪对不起

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‪-是哪里…
‪-对不起

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‪-特别啊？
‪-对不起

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‪我一不小心

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‪尿湿了裤子

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‪我可以把裤子脱下来吗？

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‪脏死了 快脱

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‪可别把你老二也掏出来

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‪不好意思

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‪-你就快点说明吧
‪-是

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‪不过话说回来 这位先生

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‪您这身金太郎的刺青设计得好特别

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‪这个图案只有您纹了才好看

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‪非常漂亮

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‪道上纹金太郎的人不少呢

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‪我以前还因为这身刺青被错认

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‪莫名其妙吃了子弹

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‪-该死
‪-不是的 那个…

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‪您的刺青就跟您本人一样

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‪散发着一股特别的气质

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‪真是独一无二

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‪-搞不好是啊
‪-是的

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‪今天我带来的这套特殊英语教材

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‪只有像您这样的人上人才能驾驭

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‪今后的黑社会 右手拿的是枪

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‪左手拿的是英文

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‪最近您的海外生意是不是增加了？

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‪是有一点

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‪这时候这套百科全书就派得上用场了

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‪这套书里写的 譬如说“爱、好棒”

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‪还有“你好”

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‪学会这些简单的单词

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‪就可以跟外国人对话了

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‪这三个词 就算只有小学毕业的我

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‪应该也学得会

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‪连小学生都学得会

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‪你刚刚是不是在瞧不起我？

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‪仔细一瞧

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‪你还真是我最看不顺眼的类型

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‪这话言重了

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‪我之所以推荐这套教材给您

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‪还有一个理由

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‪-什么理由？
‪-那就是…

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‪可以让您和当地女性进行爱的交流

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‪-当地女性？
‪-是的

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‪尤其在菲律宾更是效果卓越

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‪所谓“爱的交流”

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‪是这个吗？

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‪是的 没错

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‪只要背下来 用上这里面写的句子

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‪就可以让女人为你痴迷

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‪举个例子？

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‪举个例子啊

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‪先温柔地抚摸女人的屁股

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‪然后说：“屁股好漂亮”

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‪这就足够让女人兴奋不已了

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‪那正常体位的时候要怎么说？

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‪正常体位时只要单纯地插入 然后说

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‪“天啊 好舒服 好棒”

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‪这样的话我也会说

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‪-天啊 好棒
‪-很好

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‪-好棒
‪-很好

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‪-很好
‪-好棒

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‪-就是这样 好棒
‪-就是这样

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‪好棒

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‪简直是太完美了

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‪-好棒
‪-很好

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‪-你好
‪-你好

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‪-爱
‪-是 我是爱

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‪-好棒
‪-很棒

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‪-你好 爱
‪-很好

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‪-好棒
‪-很棒

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‪-好棒 你好
‪-没错

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‪-好棒
‪-你们两个

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‪夫人 只要买了这套商品

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‪明天起您先生就是英语大师了

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‪-可以买吗？
‪-感谢您

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‪真有你的

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‪之前去推销的家伙
‪被高尔夫球打个半死 住院去了

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‪你既然知道 早跟我说啊

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‪这是我的一番心意啊

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‪从今以后

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‪你要自己去找出容易攻陷的目标

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‪这样你就能成为独当一面的业务员了

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‪您能感受到英语会话的必要性吗？

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‪对我来说没必要

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‪您说没必要 但我不这么认为

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‪如果您有了这套教材

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‪获得了英文能力后
‪就得以对抗今后国际化的时代

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‪您往后的人生将会是何等精彩

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‪我光是想象都觉得兴奋极了

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‪然而您却说您不需要英文能力

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‪那等于是宣告您要放弃为生存而奋战

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‪你是有什么问题？这跟你有啥关系？

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‪这将是一场热血奋战

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‪今后的时代

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‪学历与证照将完全失去意义

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‪只要学会英文这项世界通用的语言

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‪就可以无所畏惧、所向披靡

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‪一天只要花15分钟

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‪试着坚持三个月看看

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‪到时如您还认为自己不需要英文能力

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‪我愿意以个人身份
‪将这套教材从您那里买回来

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‪我不希望您就此放弃了人生

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‪可是你不觉得有点贵吗？

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‪您说得没错

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‪这套百科全书感觉上可能会有一点贵

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‪但这笔钱并不像拿来吃喝玩乐一样

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‪享受完了就没了

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‪它会变成您的一部分
‪成为营养 化作武器

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‪这笔钱换来的是无可取代的智慧

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‪一个月3000日元
‪等于一天只要100日元

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‪恕我直言

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‪这可以让您获得无敌的英文能力

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‪一个月3000日元算贵吗？

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‪我觉得根本就太便宜了

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{\an8}‪让您久等了

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{\an8}‪怎么这么慢？都过了约好的时间了

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‪真是抱歉 可能让您等得太久了些

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‪不过人生中的邂逅
‪总是一秒也不迟 一分也不早

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‪人与人的相遇从来不是偶然
‪一切都是奇迹

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‪我从事这份工作

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‪随时都抱着珍惜每一次相遇的精神

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‪遇到的每位客户都是一生难得的缘分

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‪我是怀着这样的觉悟

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‪全力为您说明的

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‪现在无法下定决心

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‪代表您这一辈子都无法下定决心

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‪各位每天生活都很忙碌

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‪虽然此时此刻像这样在听我说话

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‪可一旦各奔东西
‪脑中肯定又得想着别的事情

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‪我不希望打扰到各位的人生

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‪所以我就单刀直入地明说了

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‪坦白说 这是各位最后的机会

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‪能够认真专心思考

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‪是否学习英语会话了

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‪人生是要往左转 还是往右走

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‪每一个抉择的时刻都要穷尽智慧

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‪鼓起勇气作出决定

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‪之前我来了这里好几回

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‪将英语会话的神奇美好告诉大家

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‪但以后可没办法再这样了

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‪为什么呢？因为还有好多人在等着我

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‪我必须去告诉那些人英语会话的美好

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‪哪怕是多一个人知道也好

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‪这是我的使命

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‪我再说一次

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‪要穷尽智慧 鼓起勇气作出决定

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‪就是现在！

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‪我要买 现在就买

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‪感谢您

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‪机不可失

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{\an8}‪（本月销售成绩表）

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‪这个月业绩第一名是村西透
‪请大家为他鼓掌

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‪-恭喜你
‪-恭喜你

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‪你真的拿到第一了吗？

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‪真的吗？好难以置信

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‪下次我买莉卡娃娃屋给你

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‪还有甜蜜小天使 两个都买

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‪说好了

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‪大辅 我买兰博基尼遥控小汽车给你

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‪太好了 遥控汽车耶

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‪这样乱开支票没关系吗？

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‪没问题

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‪我们搬到大一点的房子里住吧

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‪-好棒
‪-真令人期待

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‪我只要那个就好 免治马桶

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‪（东陶卫洗丽）

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‪知道了

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‪幸子 你好棒

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‪幸子 太舒服了

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‪-好爽
‪-等等

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‪小声一点 别让孩子们听到了

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‪抱歉

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‪软掉了

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‪本来以为今天状态不错的

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‪不过工作状态不错也很好啊

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‪我很期待你的表现哦

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‪听说是卖英文百科的公司

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‪最近好像挺流行的

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‪我什么都不知道

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‪发生什么事了吗？

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‪出大事了

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‪公司的营业收入从保险柜里消失了

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‪瞧 空空如也

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‪（《天地一沙鸥》）

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‪撒又娜拉

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‪撒又娜拉

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‪村西先生 这时间来还真稀罕

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‪-辛苦了
‪-谢谢

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‪久等了

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‪村西先生今天打算怎么剪？

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‪先生？

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‪好舒服 再来

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‪好舒服

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‪-好舒服
‪-好舒服

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‪小幸你还要吗？

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‪第一次有这种感觉

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‪-来
‪-好棒

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‪你躺下

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‪你好棒

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‪小幸

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‪-我也是第一次有这种感觉
‪-好舒服喔

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‪好爽

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‪我要高潮了

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‪好爽

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‪我第一次这么有感觉

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‪要高潮了 好舒服 要高潮了

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‪好棒

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‪-怎么了？
‪-不好

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‪好痛

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‪你怎么会在这里？

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‪-不要！住手！
‪-幸子

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‪你真是个不得了的女人

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‪太丢脸了！

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‪丢脸的是你吧！

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‪我哪里丢脸了？

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‪你从来没有让我高潮过

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‪一次都没有

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‪-爸爸
‪-走了 大辅我们走

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‪-爸爸 遥控小汽车呢？兰博基尼呢？
‪-快走

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‪大辅 快走吧

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‪你打算怎么办？

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‪这是我们之间的问题

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‪妈 你不要多嘴

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‪你这个笨蛋

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‪大辅 走了！

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‪快点

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‪这么爱喝酒

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‪回国铁工作赚钱不就有得喝了

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‪闭嘴

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‪老公

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‪你该不会是…

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00:32:20,750 --> 00:32:24,580
‪那是要给阿透吃饭的钱啊

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‪少啰嗦

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00:32:28,166 --> 00:32:29,876
‪你这没用的老爸

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00:32:32,916 --> 00:32:35,246
‪你干脆战死算了

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‪你说什么？给我再说一遍看看

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00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:42,883
‪再说一遍看看

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‪住手！

441
00:32:49,416 --> 00:32:51,326
‪-让开
‪-阿透！

442
00:32:51,416 --> 00:32:52,576
‪滚一边去！

443
00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:56,541
‪你以为你在对谁说话？

444
00:32:56,625 --> 00:32:58,575
‪我要杀了你！

445
00:33:08,666 --> 00:33:12,496
‪你这是在干什么？

446
00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:15,040
‪对不起

447
00:33:28,625 --> 00:33:29,705
‪爸

448
00:33:43,416 --> 00:33:47,206
‪爸 对不起 请原谅我

449
00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:52,420
‪到头来 没有钱 就连自由都没了

450
00:34:19,250 --> 00:34:21,500
‪我只听到有人在笑

451
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,790
‪只是在笑而已

452
00:34:25,625 --> 00:34:27,995
‪那是你的播放机有问题

453
00:34:30,166 --> 00:34:32,036
‪我昨晚还熬夜来着

454
00:34:32,625 --> 00:34:35,575
‪把播放机修好 你就能听到了

455
00:34:35,666 --> 00:34:37,826
‪还给我 把我的两万日元还给我

456
00:34:37,916 --> 00:34:38,996
‪你在说什么啊？

457
00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:40,540
‪把我的两万日元还给我

458
00:34:40,625 --> 00:34:41,495
‪两万日元？

459
00:34:42,041 --> 00:34:43,461
‪现在就还给我

460
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,753
‪-叽里呱啦的吵死了！
‪-你这该死的小混混！

461
00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:50,463
‪-你们两个都住手
‪-居然给我假货

462
00:34:51,208 --> 00:34:54,708
‪你这个只有靠偷听才能硬起来的变态

463
00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:57,633
‪你要干嘛？

464
00:34:59,875 --> 00:35:00,825
‪搞什么？

465
00:35:00,916 --> 00:35:05,706
‪《机师和空姐在宾馆啪啪啪》

466
00:35:05,791 --> 00:35:07,881
‪你就这么想要这个吗？

467
00:35:07,958 --> 00:35:09,578
‪知道啪啪啪是什么吗？

468
00:35:09,666 --> 00:35:11,786
‪听说变态看到标题就会有各种遐想

469
00:35:11,875 --> 00:35:13,455
‪我不是变态！

470
00:35:14,541 --> 00:35:15,881
‪混蛋 吵死人了

471
00:35:18,291 --> 00:35:21,751
‪阿敏 下次再闹事 我就把你赶出去

472
00:35:21,958 --> 00:35:25,998
‪老板娘 我知道啦 是我不对

473
00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:29,418
‪老板娘今天也一样地妖娆动人呢

474
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:31,830
‪你也是 好了啦

475
00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:37,420
‪我是阿敏 谢谢你拔瓶相助啊

476
00:35:39,291 --> 00:35:41,671
‪来喝一杯吧

477
00:35:42,333 --> 00:35:43,213
‪来

478
00:35:46,583 --> 00:35:47,833
‪够了

479
00:35:47,958 --> 00:35:52,418
‪别这么不给面子嘛 拿酒杯来

480
00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:02,078
‪-你卖他什么东西？
‪-嘿

481
00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:05,576
‪问得好 就是这玩意

482
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:08,626
‪这个

483
00:36:09,583 --> 00:36:11,043
‪就是这个

484
00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:14,170
‪在薄野的宾馆拍的系列作品

485
00:36:14,250 --> 00:36:15,330
‪看

486
00:36:17,083 --> 00:36:18,173
‪是假货吧？

487
00:36:18,583 --> 00:36:19,713
‪才不是呢

488
00:36:19,791 --> 00:36:21,711
‪只是那家伙运气差 没碰到好的

489
00:36:21,791 --> 00:36:25,211
‪这可是货真价实的真品

490
00:36:26,291 --> 00:36:27,831
‪-什么内容？
‪-这个嘛

491
00:36:27,916 --> 00:36:29,876
‪当红的外遇系列

492
00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:33,580
‪人妻叫床叫得可厉害了

493
00:36:45,083 --> 00:36:48,963
‪大叔你真惨 也难怪你会不想听

494
00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:52,961
‪我的人生都奉献给我老婆和家人了

495
00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:56,293
‪你的心情我懂 但毕竟是你不对

496
00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:57,666
‪为什么是我不对？

497
00:36:57,833 --> 00:37:01,253
‪因为你没办法在床上满足你老婆啊

498
00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:04,078
‪只有钱是不行的

499
00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:11,500
‪我自己也没能满足啊

500
00:37:12,875 --> 00:37:15,125
‪你自己也没满足的话 那更该去治了

501
00:37:16,250 --> 00:37:19,750
‪每个人的性欲都有表里之分

502
00:37:19,833 --> 00:37:20,793
‪这你懂吧？

503
00:37:23,833 --> 00:37:25,043
‪这倒是真的

504
00:37:29,583 --> 00:37:32,043
‪必须满足对方内在的欲望才行

505
00:37:33,541 --> 00:37:34,381
‪内在的欲望？

506
00:37:37,958 --> 00:37:39,958
‪都藏在内心了 我怎么知道？

507
00:37:46,625 --> 00:37:48,325
‪虽然称不上是谢礼

508
00:37:49,416 --> 00:37:52,706
‪要不我带你去看看
‪隐藏在背后的世界？

509
00:37:58,750 --> 00:38:00,330
‪-你好啊
‪-辛苦了

510
00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:01,750
‪谢谢惠顾

511
00:38:01,958 --> 00:38:04,958
‪-怎么两个男人上宾馆？同性恋吗？
‪-讨厌

512
00:38:06,750 --> 00:38:07,580
‪你好

513
00:38:08,583 --> 00:38:09,633
‪房间里有人吗？

514
00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:16,133
‪很好

515
00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:17,418
‪好 跟我来

516
00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:05,206
‪把这戴上

517
00:39:09,250 --> 00:39:10,250
‪这是什么？

518
00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:12,415
‪这就是隐藏的世界

519
00:39:30,583 --> 00:39:31,503
‪想看吗？

520
00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:41,833
‪人类在私底下都是这德性

521
00:39:43,625 --> 00:39:45,535
‪这个洞就是色欲的暗黑舞台啊

522
00:39:48,291 --> 00:39:50,131
‪你没办法跟你老公这么做吧？

523
00:39:50,458 --> 00:39:53,418
‪不行 只有跟你才行

524
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:56,710
‪好棒

525
00:39:57,791 --> 00:39:59,671
‪这是有史以来最棒的一次

526
00:40:04,416 --> 00:40:06,126
‪我快失去理智了

527
00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:11,503
‪好舒服

528
00:40:22,458 --> 00:40:25,038
‪第一次有这种感觉

529
00:40:44,583 --> 00:40:47,673
‪（英语教材推销员的妻子
‪和陌生男人）

530
00:40:51,041 --> 00:40:52,331
‪我要拿这个去卖

531
00:40:53,041 --> 00:40:54,671
‪哪有那么容易卖？

532
00:40:57,625 --> 00:40:59,665
‪真有意思

533
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:02,581
‪偷听的声音却这么清晰
‪真是不好意思

534
00:41:02,791 --> 00:41:05,171
‪有意思 你这人也有意思 我买了

535
00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:08,040
‪感谢您 您果然有眼光

536
00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:10,253
‪这点够吗？

537
00:41:11,916 --> 00:41:12,916
‪卖掉了

538
00:41:13,958 --> 00:41:15,878
‪每盒三千日元 总共六万日元

539
00:41:16,583 --> 00:41:18,253
‪真是有意思

540
00:41:20,666 --> 00:41:23,376
‪大叔 原来你是业务员啊

541
00:41:23,458 --> 00:41:26,668
‪没错 你一天一般可以卖几盒？

542
00:41:26,833 --> 00:41:28,793
‪一天顶多就两盒吧

543
00:41:29,708 --> 00:41:31,078
‪那我们也去其他店家试试看

544
00:41:31,166 --> 00:41:33,076
‪考虑到原价和制作费
‪一天目标是60盒

545
00:41:33,166 --> 00:41:34,286
‪等一下

546
00:41:35,583 --> 00:41:36,633
‪你是要和我搭档吗？

547
00:41:37,458 --> 00:41:38,418
‪不行吗？

548
00:41:38,916 --> 00:41:41,076
‪你有踏进这个世界的决心吗？

549
00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:47,036
‪我想贩卖人类的性欲

550
00:41:54,666 --> 00:41:55,496
‪这是什么？

551
00:41:57,583 --> 00:42:00,383
‪这是用塑胶膜包起来
‪看不到内容的黄书

552
00:42:01,166 --> 00:42:02,166
‪封膜书

553
00:42:02,666 --> 00:42:07,626
‪封膜书就是要藏起内容
‪让人想象里面很精彩 才会掏钱买

554
00:42:07,833 --> 00:42:08,963
‪是新型态的黄书

555
00:42:09,625 --> 00:42:12,205
‪想出这一招的人真是聪明

556
00:42:12,291 --> 00:42:13,581
‪一个月可以卖出多少本？

557
00:42:13,708 --> 00:42:15,128
‪一个月卖超过一百万本

558
00:42:15,208 --> 00:42:16,078
‪一百万本？

559
00:42:16,916 --> 00:42:18,416
‪色情产物是很值钱的

560
00:42:20,708 --> 00:42:21,918
‪阿敏

561
00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:25,670
‪-突然叫得这么亲近
‪-你批得到货吗？

562
00:42:26,791 --> 00:42:27,921
‪我是有渠道

563
00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:39,125
‪-帮我拿那本《美女秀秀》
‪-《美女秀秀》

564
00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:50,166
‪已经没办法回头了哦

565
00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:55,790
‪我知道

566
00:42:57,166 --> 00:42:58,126
‪我去了