MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO ENTER
I LIKE IT S&M STYLE
Thank you.
Hello.
Good morning, Mr. Kawada.
These sure are amazing.
-That's fine. -Okay.
Hey.
Hello, Mr. Wada.
-We've got some more new videos. -Really?
Tears of a Swan.
Nipple-lympics.
Fela-stroika.
Mr. Kawada.
Yes?
Are these any good?
Yes, I guess so.
See? Even you don't think so.
It's great that you make tons of videos,
but what I want to see is one of those super-dynamic works only you can make.
We're trying.
To be honest, either you make another video with Kaoru Kuroki
or find someone to replace her, or you'll be in trouble, right?
Hey, good evening. Yeah. Good luck.
All the adult videos we make, they will come raining down!
They will fly into space then rain down from a satellite!
Hold on!
Here. This is the Earth. Look.
I need an antenna.
Here. This antenna is a broadcaster.
Like a TV broadcaster. Got it?
-Yes. -Sit down, guys. Here.
Here's an antenna. It needs wings.
-Wings? -A ruler! Give me that. Stick it on here.
This is a satellite. It's a communication satellite in space.
From this broadcaster on Earth, our adult videos will shoot up.
Then this satellite receives them and rains down our adult videos.
All these pepperoni are like the antennas on the ground that capture them.
This is South Korea. And they go to India too.
They go to India, and they go to the US too.
That's how our adult videos will rain down on everything.
Eat up!
-Thank you! -Thank you.
-Matsuki. Chopsticks. -Sure.
Okay.
How do you like the flavor of sex?
-It's great! -You better believe it is!
-Mr. Muranishi. -Mr. Kawada.
What are you doing?
Mr. Kawada, do you think the day will come
when adult videos will be shown on Japanese TV?
-Well, no… -Thanks for the food!
I really doubt that will happen.
Please tell me why you think so.
Why? Well…
There are regulations and stuff.
Precisely!
All humans struggle through painful times.
So why are there regulations on the pleasures that ease that pain?
What's wrong with having fun?
With satellite TV,
we can deliver stimulating entertainment 24 hours a day completely unregulated.
But it costs an enormous amount of money.
That's why we must make videos like crazy to raise the funds for it.
Then we'll rain down all the adult videos we've made onto the Earth from space!
-Yes, sir! -Yes, sir!
-Okay! Let's get ready! -It's just as you heard.
-It's fine to make a lot of them. -Yes, I understand.
But we also need to make a big hit.
-Mr. Kawada. -Yes?
Triple production expenses.
No, increase it by five times.
It's time for the world to recognize that Sapphire Pictures
is an excellent company!
If regulations are stopping us, then we'll go where there are none!
To hell with the rules!
That's 500,000 for you, Ms. Shiraumi.
Thank you.
-Keep up the good work. -I will.
One million for you, Edogawa.
-Thank you. -Yes.
-Roma, keep it up. -Sure thing.
-Roma, you're raking it in! -Hurry up, Roma!
Coming.
SAPPHIRE TO STUDIO TO SHINJUKU WEST EXIT AIM FOR 32 VIDEOS ON THIS LOOP
-I'll try calling. -Actresses, ride in the front car.
-Okay. -Okay.
-Matsuki. -This too, Matsuki.
-It's okay. -Matsuki.
Yes…
Right. Now take your youthful lust and give her an eki-ben.
-I'm coming! -Oh, God! I'm coming!
-Cut! -Cut!
-Nice! Fantastic! -That wraps up this scene.
Your expression was perfect and your timing was superb.
-Good work. -Got it.
There you go. Keep up the good work.
Thank you.
-Keep it up. -I will.
-Okay, we're done. -Next.
Next. Let's go to the Japanese room!
-Good morning. -Good morning.
There you go. Nice work.
-Right. -Tani-yan, bring this, will you?
Magnificent! Beautiful!
-Do you know the setting? -A housewife?
Forget that. You're a teacher, frustrated and stressed out, so you ordered delivery…
Delivery!
Midori, grab something to eat.
Rugby, peel those boiled eggs.
Let's do the next scene! Come on in.
Okay. Let's do this.
This is Roma Edogawa.
Okay. Get in.
-Thank you. -Sure thing.
Be quiet. They're filming.
-Naoko, please get ready. -Okay.
I'll get you ready.
Come! Come on me!
Cut.
-This scene ends with Rugby's cum shot. -Got it.
Roma, that was magnificent.
-You're in the next scene, Rugby. -Good work.
-Can you get it up? -Who's the actress?
-Naoko. -Naoko.
Naoko…
Can you do it?
Well, give me 30 minutes.
Not fast enough.
Mitamura, get showered. We're filming in two minutes.
-What? -You'll be doing a scene with Naoko.
What? But…
Mr. Muranishi, Mitamura is still a virgin.
-Also-- -Fantastic!
This is a once-in-a-lifetime video, and I'll film it for you.
But…
Okay, let's set it up!
Let's go.
-Let's do this! -All right!
-Ready! -All set!
Quiet on the set!
Here we go.
Ready…
Action!
Today, we have the late arrival of a rite of passage.
The tale of a naïve young man losing his virginity.
Let's start things off very slowly and leisurely.
They touch one another for the first time.
It's okay. Give it to me.
Such pure, unadulterated love.
Their lovely kiss has aroused the young man.
Well…
Now that's sexy!
The gentlemanly young man has turned into a beast.
His ascension up the ladder of adulthood accelerates!
-Well… talk about nasty! -That feels good…
He's nothing more than a perverted beast!
Naoko…
Okay, Naoko.
Use your expert and sexy lips to service this deranged virgin beast.
I'm sorry!
"Sorry" won't cut it.
-How dare you come all over me! -I'm sorry!
-Here. -Tissue!
Tell me if you're coming!
-Can I leave now? -Naoko…
Naoko!
Naoko! Wait!
-Naoko! Come here! -What do you want?
I'm really sorry about that!
There's no reason for you to apologize.
I totally understand why you're angry.
But just now, that was the truest form of accepting a man's love.
-You were more beautiful than anything! -I'm through!
No, you're not! Naoko!
You are truly the Venus of sex!
Please do another scene while you're still worked up like this.
This time, you'll let him shower your face with his load.
What? Shower my face?
That's right, a facial shower.
-That was totally disgusting! -I know, but I still want you to do it.
-One more time. -No.
I'll pay you ten million.
What?
Ten million yen.
This kind of thing needs to be fresh.
If you do it right now, I'll pay you ten million.
Well…
I'll think about it…
Thank you.
You're a pro to the very core.
-Junko. -Yes?
-Make her more beautiful than usual. -Right.
I'll buy you anything you want to eat.
Got it.
Mitamura, well done. That was fantastic.
You're a genius. Thank you.
Fantastic!
Rugby. Can you get it up? Can you come?
NAOKO'S FACIAL
THE DEFINITIVE FACIAL CUM SHOT
You're back to form!
This is selling great!
-What a clever invention. -What?
I like that name, "facial shower."
You call it "facial" for short?
Two tequilas.
Is this really what you wanted?
What?
Is this really what you wanted?
It's selling, so that's good enough.
Cheers.
I'm getting out there.
Facial!
-Facial! -Facial!
And the title on this one, could you make it jump out a little more?
-Excuse me. -Take care of that.
-Thank you. -Oh, hi.
Edogawa, you did facials.
This is for the facial videos.
Thank you.
This is double.
Facial.
And…
-Miyuki, don't pick that up. Let's go. -Sorry.
Here.
Thank you.
Hurry up.
Wait!
Are you interested in adult videos?
-Of course not. -Not you.
You.
What?
You would become famous for sure.
You could be greater than Kaoru Kuroki.
What?
Oh…
Here.
I LIKE IT S&M STYLE
This was made by Toru Muranishi.
Please watch it.
Let's go.
DAIMON KOREAN RESTAURANT
Sorry I'm late.
-Good evening. -Good evening.
-Sorry. -It's okay.
Mr. Kawada's here!
Eat as much as you like!
-Today… -Yes?
…walking down the street, I discovered a real diamond in the rough.
There really are girls like her out there.
Mr. Muranishi.
Why don't we put more effort into discovering new talent?
Did you speak to her?
-Yes, I did. -Good.
But right now, girls are signing up without us even asking them.
Let's think of how we can film as many of them as possible.
But considering the future of the company--
Each title in the facial series sells 5,000 copies for 45 million in revenue.
We earn 500 million from the whole series. What are you worried about?
I just think we should develop new talent…
It's a great song, so I hope everyone will listen to it.
-What kind of song is it? -Oh, it's Ken-chan!
It's called "Umbrella of Temptation,"
but it's a song that compares the truth or the loneliness
-that everyone thinks to the rain. -Just watching him feels so soothing.
He's so fresh-faced and pure.
Not really. He was actually pretty perverted.
What? "Was"?
Right. The other day…
I fucked him.
-What? -What?
You're kidding!
I was drinking at a bar where entertainers often go to.
Then Ken-chan showed up.
Hey, Roma. Tell me all about it.
UMBRELLA OF TEMPTATION
I wanted to go to a hotel, but Ken-chan couldn't restrain himself,
so we did it in a nearby karaoke room.
I'm a little tipsy.
And? What did he say?
You must be happy.
It's me.
The real thing.
He kissed me really passionately and put his hand on my panties.
-Did he fondle you? -Yeah.
Then he started stripping and…
Touch my nipples.
His nipples are super sensitive.
More! Tweak them good and hard.
Your nipples?
Like this?
He kept asking for it, so I pinched and twisted them.
That feels good!
More! Pinch them with both hands.
You know, I'm not sure if I want to twist your nipples.
Harder. Twist them harder!
Harder? Like this?
Yes. That's nice. This is quite arousing.
After getting aroused, Ken-chan stood her up,
set aside his cool persona, and whipped out his enormous tool.
-Ken-chan! -Then he entered her from behind.
Like this!
Ken-chan!
That feels so good!
Was he rough like this?
Yes, he was really rough!
What other positions did you do it in?
Mr. Muranishi, what is your next work?
It's a true story.
One of my actresses climaxed like crazy on a pop idol's tool,
so I wanted to thank him.
There you go again, Mr. Muranishi.
I'm going to come! Can I come? Here I come!
All you playboy entertainers, times are good for you.
Keep having fun!
A true story in the entertainment industry? Incredible.
Yes. I'm proud to release this new title of mine.
-Someone's at the door. -Yeah.
This doesn't sound good.
-Buzz off. -You should answer it.
Wait a second!
Who are you?
You know, I think I've seen you on TV.
Who said you could take photos?
Wait a second. Are you a representative in the Diet?
Mr. Uehara.
What's your damn problem?
Who said you could take photos?
Help me. That guy forced me to have sex.
What? You set me up, you goddamn bitch!
Hey.
You won't get away with this.
I'll make sure you pay.
"Thank you for helping me come."
You've thought that before, haven't you?
-What? No! I never have! -How dare you say that!
Shit, that hurt. Damn you…
You fucking…
Toshi! What the fuck are you doing?
Stop him!
-We're all sexual beings. -After him! Get him!
The more scandalous it is, the more it ignites our passion.
Thank you.
Hello.
In there.
Hello.
I brought coffee.
-Put it here. -Okay.
That's 3,000 yen.
He fucking got away?
Even a child could do that job.
It's a small town. He'll tip off the cops.
Understand?
That guy is an elected representative.
Understand?
I'm sorry.
Fucking bastard!
Hey!
Come here.
Get up.
Don't go making trouble for the boss, got it?
I'm sorry.
What's with that look?
You disgust me.
I'll kill you!
Can I go now?
-Good morning! -Good morning!
Toshi.
-Yes? -Come here.
Sit.
Thank you.
Take this.
Okay.
-Let's get a drink. -Yes, sir.
-Come on. -Yes, sir.
Ogiwara, let's go.
Yes, sir.
FURUYA ENTERPRISES
Goodbye, sir.
Toshi.
Yes?
For a change of pace, how about the adult video racket?
What? Well…
It's been a while.
Sit.
Sayaka, have a drink too.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
Here.
Were you talking about work?
About a job that would be easy for him if he forgets his past.
But he's reluctant.
He's lucky he even gets the offer.
Yes, he is lucky.
But if he has something in his life more precious than money,
then I'm jealous.
I'll figure out a way to make money.
Please just don't make me go back to the adult video industry.
-Hey! Don't talk back to the boss! -Ogiwara.
I trust him, you hear?
Yes, sir.
Toshi, that depressed look will ruin the festive mood.
Yes, sir.
You guys drink too.
-Go on. -Thank you.
By the way, Sayaka…
this is Toshi.
Let him take you home tonight.
But…
Say…
What do yakuza do in the daytime?
We do stuff.
Oh, come on. Don't be so mysterious.
If you don't like it, then quit.
What? It's not like some part-time job.
It isn't that easy to quit.
But you're not cut out for it, Toshi.
How would you know?
You know it yourself.
You're ticking me off. Forget this. Let's go.
-We're not going to do it? -What?
Are you insane? Be careful what you say.
Thanks for seeing me home.
Sure.
Cheer up, Toshi.
Good night.
Hey!
Well,
this is on my way home, so I'll see you home again.
Here, I'm going with ten each.
-Can anyone get the phone? -Here are the next ten.
-Pile them in! -Go!
-Keep them coming! -Watch out!
-You okay? -Yes, I'm good.
THANK YOU, KEN-CHAN
What do I carry next?
We got another order for more Thank You, Ken-chan!
-Got it! -Okay!
-All right. -I'm taking these!
Let's get even more orders!
-Yes, sir! -Got it!
Mr. Muranishi!
Mr. Muranishi, we need a proper shipping system.
It's selling better than facials. Keep them coming!
-I'll admit that they're selling. -Mr. Honda, we're almost done here.
But I'm the one who decides how we sell them!
What's more, we need to think about the future of this company.
Since Ken-chan is selling so well, others are copying us.
-We need to keep upping our game! -We completely lack any planning!
We're shorthanded too!
They will collapse!
Sorry.
-What is it again? -Here. The actor gets in the frame.
Business is booming, I see.
A villa in Karuizawa just went on the market.
It's a nice chance to snatch one up.
Yes, I will, if the satellite TV deal goes well.
Sapphire Pictures.
Yes?
-It's good to see you again. -See you on the show.
UMBRELLA OF TEMPTATION
I am terribly sorry.
Just apologizing won't fix this. This is a real problem.
I'll try to persuade Mr. Muranishi,
but is there some way you can let him be on the show again?
Let him on the show again? Do you think he'll listen to you?
Well…
-I'll make sure he does. -Mr. Kawada will do his best for us…
so we'll think about it.
But make sure he doesn't do it again.
Yes, of course.
Thank you.
Make sure Mr. Muranishi understands.
I will.
Mr. Muranishi.
-Hello. -Hold on a second.
-Good morning. -Good morning.
I just explained to Mr. Kawada
that due to the circumstances, you won't be on the show today.
How come?
Because of Thank You, Ken-chan.
With all the commotion it has caused, there's no way you can be on the show.
If our station gets in a fight with Hojo, we'll be in trouble.
You understand, right?
You're kicking me off for such a ludicrous reason?
Hold on a second. I'll explain everything to him.
Ms. Kuroki is fine. Come this way.
Wait!
In that case, Kaoru Kuroki won't go on either.
-What? -You must be kidding!
Ms. Kuroki is a regular guest.
No. Without Mr. Muranishi's approval, I will not appear on the show.
-What? -You must be kidding me!
We've already settled this.
Good morning!
What's going on? What's all the racket?
-It's good to see you. -Mr. Hojo coming through.
-Good morning. -Good morning.
Good morning.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Muranishi.
-Roma appreciates what you did. -I didn't do it.
Ken-chan!
I heard that you come in no time when your right nipple is tweaked hard.
-My right nipple doesn't make me come! -There's nothing wrong if it does.
-What… -It's good to like sex.
I have an idea. Why don't you be one of my actors?
-What? -Good idea, right?
-Enough of that! -Have you seen the video about you?
-You definitely should. -Throw that guy out!
-I'm not going on today! -I'm sorry! Please don't say that.
Get out!
I refuse to go on your show.
Let's go.
You'll never make progress unless you try new things.
Well…
I'm holding you responsible.
I'm terribly sorry!
You said the same thing just a minute ago!
I'm even more sorry than before!
-I'm terribly sorry. -Now, now. Calm down. I'm sorry.
Good evening.
Welcome back, Mr. Kawada.
What's your problem, Mr. Muranishi?
Fighting with the station helps nothing!
Mr. Kawada, Thank You, Ken-chan is selling well.
Society is accepting us.
That's nothing more than a scandalous video.
Mr. Muranishi, I…
I love Kuroki's video. It's my absolute favorite.
Please make another erotic video…
like we've never seen before, like I Like It S&M Style!
Please!
All right.
I will.
This is the Top Secret Intelligence Bureau.
If you've got a story of an indecent encounter with a celebrity,
we're ready to pay you from 1,000 to ten million yen.
At the sound of the tone,
tell us all about the top-secret story that only you know.
Are you ready? Let's go!
He wanted sex all day and night,
so we checked into a love hotel in Urayasu from Dreamland.
I never thought I'd do it day and night with Katchan.
We've got a story on Katchan!
All right!
POPULAR IDOL! DAY AND NIGHT SPLASH - KATCHAN
THE THANK YOU SERIES RELEASES 4 NEW TITLES TODAY
PROHIBITED RUBBISH WE LOVE RAINY DOG
Sorry to keep you waiting for so long!
All of you down there,
thank you for gathering here today for my sake.
UNFORGIVABLE VIDEOS OF OUTRAGEOUS LIES!
After our huge hit, Thank You, Ken-chan, we're releasing four more simultaneously!
Their titles are Thank You, Katchan, Thank You, Takkun,
Thank You, Itchan, and Thank You, Jun-kun.
Don't you want to see their true selves and magnificent fetishes,
which they hide behind masks of modesty?
-No, I don't want to! -No, I don't want to!
I don't want to see that!
There's no point in chasing a fantasy!
By watching these, you'll learn what the world is about and discover the truth.
Toru Muranishi's Thank You series.
Please watch them all!
I heard Mr. Muranishi got kicked off TV.
I thought you promised not to cause waves.
I'm sorry.
Getting their fans upset gets you great publicity.
He's good.
PROBLEMATIC VIDEO A BILLION-YEN SELLER DESPITE CRITICISM
They must be selling well.
But if this keeps up,
I can't let Muranishi's videos on the market anymore.
What should I do?
"Toru Muranishi"?
Is this the guy from the other day?
Yes. He's quite famous.
Entertainers even impersonate him.
Really?
Is that so?
MAJOR HIT! THANK YOU, KATCHAN FACIAL SERIES
Please continue.
-I'll just watch. -I'll finish later.
You scared me.
This brings back memories.
I'm coming!
-It sure does. -I'm coming!
I'm coming!
Kuroki,
don't you want to make a new video?
I always want to.
But Mr. Muranishi is intent on satellite TV now.
I look forward to the day we can film another one.
Do you think that day will ever come?
I mean…
Well…
I get a feeling it won't.
Mr. Kawada…
There's tissue stuck all over my hand.
I can't get it off.
Wash up.
Okay. I'll wash it off.
Let me do as I please!
Harder! Do it harder!
Excuse me!
And next?
Number one is…
Roma Edogawa's Thank You, Ken-chan,
with 45,000 sold for 414 million yen!
-Roma! -Thank you, Ken-chan!
Here's four million!
Thank you!
Thank you, Ken-chan! Let's drink a toast to him!
-Cheers! -Cheers!
-Thank you! -Thank you!
Thank you!
-Thank you! -Thank you!
Thank you!
Thanks to all of you,
the Thank You series has sold 100,000 copies for over 1 billion yen!
However, we shouldn't be satisfied with this.
We need to take the next step.
I'll take this one billion yen and invest it all in satellite TV!
Satellite TV!
Videotapes are the norm now, but they'll die out someday.
Next is the era of satellite TV. Sex will rain down from the sky.
By getting in on it first, we'll be at the top of--
I've had enough of this!
What is it?
I didn't know about this.
Who said you could decide how we spend our money, Mr. Muranishi?
Sex will rain from the sky?
That day will never come!
You're insane.
You don't care a single bit about this company!
The entire Thank You series…
I recalled it.
-Recalled it? -Yes.
I've discontinued it.
Who said you could do that? Who?
-Don't do this. -Why the hell did you do that?
It was my decision!
We made a billion yen in such a short time!
What's your problem?
If you…
put any more videos that get banned on the market,
then…
you won't be able to direct anymore.
I don't care.
Then I'll stop making videos.
Are you serious?
Of course.
Mitamura and Junko can make them.
I…
I fell in love with your talent as a director.
I joined you because I want to see you make more adult videos!
But what do you go and do?
You make these mass-produced trashy videos!
To be perfectly honest,
I can't jerk off to that!
I don't even get hard!
Why do you think I don't?
It doesn't move me in the very least!
Mr. Muranishi…
I want you…
to make another video with Kuroki that surpasses I Like It S&M Style.
If you can't…
then I'll fire you.
Mr. Kawada…
You can fire me?
I am the president of this company!
I have that power!
I care more about this company than anyone else here!
You do?
Are you sure?
Yes.
Okay, Mr. Kawada,
did you notice that Naoko was sick today and has a fever?
Do you know what Mitamura wants right now more than anything?
Do you know how worried Rugby is about his parents?
You don't care about the people!
All you care about is yourself and adult videos!
You're just smugly jerking off!
Fine. Let me ask you this.
What is it you want to make?
What is it?
See? You only ever see things from the back office!
You can't do anything!
I'm always standing in the vanguard deciding which way we should go!
And I do things that nobody has ever done!
We will become number one!
Why do you
insist on taking so many risks to be number one?
Because we aren't there yet!
I didn't create bini-bon or adult videos.
But this will be different.
This enormous new dream of raining down sex via satellite TV,
we will all realize together.
The era of videos will end.
I swear the era of satellite TV will come, and if we're late, we have no future.
From now on, I will stand in the vanguard
and forge ahead to grow this company and this industry.
Mr. Kawada or me.
Follow whoever you think you can trust.
Subtitle translation by: Brian Athey