1 00:00:11,166 --> 00:00:12,286 ‎钻石? 2 00:00:13,791 --> 00:00:16,331 ‎你怎么会不晓得钻石影像? 3 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,131 ‎好危险 当心点啊 4 00:00:24,166 --> 00:00:25,416 ‎幸好没倒 5 00:00:34,708 --> 00:00:36,878 ‎-来 就这些了 ‎-好的 6 00:00:38,083 --> 00:00:41,883 ‎司机先生 这里就是钻石影像 ‎你记好了 7 00:00:42,583 --> 00:00:43,543 ‎谢啦 8 00:00:52,375 --> 00:00:55,245 ‎(钻石影像) 9 00:01:07,291 --> 00:01:09,421 ‎社长 让您久等了 10 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:11,420 ‎这是现在最受欢迎的麦当劳奶昔 11 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:12,710 ‎是酸奶口味 12 00:01:12,791 --> 00:01:16,251 ‎阿向 你只买了酸奶口味回来吗? 13 00:01:16,333 --> 00:01:18,213 ‎是的 这个口味最好喝 14 00:01:18,291 --> 00:01:20,421 ‎万一有人不喜欢酸奶口味怎么办? 15 00:01:21,791 --> 00:01:26,041 ‎要在这个世界生存下去 ‎必须懂得运用你的想象力来取悦别人 16 00:01:26,125 --> 00:01:27,375 ‎-是 ‎-笨蛋 17 00:01:27,458 --> 00:01:30,788 ‎-但我希望大家都能知道这有多好喝 ‎-大场小姐 18 00:01:30,875 --> 00:01:32,375 ‎准备好今天的酬劳 19 00:01:32,958 --> 00:01:33,828 ‎好的 20 00:01:34,666 --> 00:01:36,206 ‎大场小姐 请喝 21 00:01:36,291 --> 00:01:38,541 ‎-放着就好 我等会喝 ‎-好 22 00:01:40,958 --> 00:01:42,418 ‎阿向 这个好喝 23 00:01:43,083 --> 00:01:44,213 ‎谢谢 24 00:01:48,125 --> 00:01:49,955 ‎真是壮观 25 00:01:50,916 --> 00:01:51,876 ‎不要碰 26 00:01:53,708 --> 00:01:56,578 ‎导演 女演员都来了 27 00:01:57,541 --> 00:02:00,711 ‎-导演好 ‎-你好 28 00:02:00,791 --> 00:02:02,421 ‎-各位请坐沙发 ‎-各位好 29 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,830 ‎大家请喝麦当劳奶昔 30 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:08,748 ‎请问一下 我以前没看过你吧? 31 00:02:08,833 --> 00:02:10,713 ‎我是村西先生新聘的助理 32 00:02:10,791 --> 00:02:12,881 ‎我姓小向 叫我阿向就好 33 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:13,958 ‎-阿向 ‎-不好意思 34 00:02:14,041 --> 00:02:17,421 ‎有谁可以帮我拿一下吗? 35 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:19,500 ‎不好意思 谢谢你 36 00:02:19,583 --> 00:02:22,713 ‎各位的总酬劳是一亿四千万日元 37 00:02:23,541 --> 00:02:26,211 ‎请一定要在收据上盖章 38 00:02:26,291 --> 00:02:27,921 ‎各位带印章了吗? 39 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,630 ‎-带了 ‎-带了 40 00:02:29,708 --> 00:02:30,628 ‎那就麻烦各位了 41 00:02:30,708 --> 00:02:33,708 ‎-那就来发钱 ‎-发钱了 42 00:02:33,791 --> 00:02:35,331 ‎-这是奈绪子的 ‎-奈绪子 43 00:02:35,416 --> 00:02:37,126 ‎-来 谢谢你 ‎-谢谢 44 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,168 ‎来 45 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:40,750 ‎-这是罗马的 ‎-来 谢谢你 46 00:03:02,083 --> 00:03:04,083 ‎这样全部都发完了 47 00:03:04,166 --> 00:03:05,286 ‎-没问题吧? ‎-没有 谢谢 48 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:09,035 ‎-三田村 ‎-二楼已经准备好了 49 00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:10,035 ‎很好 50 00:03:13,125 --> 00:03:15,705 ‎-好棒哦 ‎-怎么这么好? 51 00:03:15,791 --> 00:03:17,751 ‎-好可爱 ‎-快试试看 52 00:03:17,833 --> 00:03:19,383 ‎真羡慕 53 00:03:19,875 --> 00:03:22,455 ‎各位新人真是美极了 54 00:03:22,541 --> 00:03:24,541 ‎-你好 ‎-你们好 55 00:03:25,958 --> 00:03:27,748 ‎那就从准备好的开始自我介绍 56 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:28,673 ‎-好的 ‎-好的 57 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,330 ‎-我是北村舞子 请多指教 ‎-你好 请多指教 58 00:03:31,416 --> 00:03:33,126 ‎-我是风间渚 请多指教 ‎-请多指教 59 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:35,878 ‎-我是早川沙树 请多指教 ‎-请多指教 60 00:03:35,958 --> 00:03:38,578 ‎-我是秋山美加子 请多指教 ‎-请多指教 61 00:03:38,666 --> 00:03:41,826 ‎-我是咲良梦梨亚 请多指教 ‎-请多指教 62 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:49,630 ‎好了 可以了 63 00:04:03,041 --> 00:04:05,421 ‎我是千叶美雪 64 00:04:07,041 --> 00:04:09,251 ‎谢谢导演选上我 65 00:04:16,833 --> 00:04:18,753 ‎不要忘了这份羞涩 66 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:22,173 ‎好的 67 00:04:25,958 --> 00:04:27,248 ‎-你好 ‎-你好 68 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:28,923 ‎你们好 69 00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:32,245 ‎大家都好美啊 70 00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:34,673 ‎-黑木小姐 ‎-是 有什么事吗? 71 00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:39,751 ‎我是看了《我爱性虐待》才来这里的 72 00:04:39,833 --> 00:04:41,883 ‎-天啊 ‎-能见到您真是太荣幸了 73 00:04:41,958 --> 00:04:44,038 ‎哪里 那是我的荣幸 74 00:04:44,625 --> 00:04:45,995 ‎还请多指教 75 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:47,963 ‎请多指教 76 00:04:49,666 --> 00:04:52,706 ‎好的 让我们用色情来改变世界吧 77 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:56,880 ‎因此各位的打扮 ‎要有钻石影像专属女演员该有的样子 78 00:04:56,958 --> 00:04:58,788 ‎把自己打造得越来越美丽 79 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:00,325 ‎花多少钱都没关系 80 00:05:01,166 --> 00:05:02,626 ‎-谢谢 ‎-谢谢 81 00:05:03,375 --> 00:05:06,165 ‎村西社长为钻石影像 82 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:08,420 ‎花了最多心力的是什么? 83 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:12,455 ‎那绝对是我们的专属女演员 84 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:14,673 ‎这可是她们第一次亮相哦 85 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:18,920 ‎她们是通过严格选拔 ‎从一万名申请人中脱颖而出的 86 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,920 ‎是全日本最幸运的一群女孩 87 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:23,880 ‎当这些幸运女神 88 00:05:24,916 --> 00:05:25,996 ‎大大张开 89 00:05:26,083 --> 00:05:27,173 ‎谁能顶得住? 90 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:28,580 ‎-大大张开? ‎-大大张开? 91 00:05:28,666 --> 00:05:32,286 ‎美丽炫目的女演员 ‎新鲜有劲的工作人员 92 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,786 ‎因为坚硬的那里 ‎和坚强的团结力而凝聚在一起 93 00:05:35,875 --> 00:05:38,455 ‎所以我认为这个名字很适合我们 94 00:05:39,041 --> 00:05:40,711 ‎钻石影像 95 00:05:40,791 --> 00:05:44,331 ‎我们将生出一亿克拉的灿烂光辉 96 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:46,963 ‎各位准备好了吗?请对着镜头 97 00:05:47,041 --> 00:05:48,791 ‎当我说:“预备” 98 00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:50,625 ‎大家就一起喊:“开拍” 99 00:05:50,708 --> 00:05:52,328 ‎带着你们最美的笑容 100 00:05:52,916 --> 00:05:53,956 ‎预备 101 00:05:54,541 --> 00:05:55,541 ‎-开拍 ‎-开拍 102 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:04,918 ‎NETFLIX 原创剧集 103 00:06:55,083 --> 00:06:58,793 ‎阿向 你怎么会想到 ‎去村西先生下面做事? 104 00:06:59,750 --> 00:07:02,710 ‎我看了他的竞选演说后下定决心 105 00:07:02,791 --> 00:07:05,791 ‎要在村西先生手下做事 106 00:07:06,875 --> 00:07:07,875 ‎原来如此 107 00:07:09,666 --> 00:07:10,666 ‎唉唷 108 00:07:11,791 --> 00:07:15,331 ‎话说回来 ‎这到底花了你多少钱啊?村西先生 109 00:07:16,208 --> 00:07:18,668 ‎这只是表现我的诚意 不算什么 110 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:23,880 ‎毕竟今后还要和东部卫星长远合作 111 00:07:23,958 --> 00:07:27,668 ‎不愧是村西先生 ‎相信对方一定会很开心 112 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:31,456 ‎说曹操 曹操就到 113 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:34,248 ‎喂?你好 114 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:37,915 ‎感谢你们平日的关照 ‎我们正在去贵公司的路上 115 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,830 ‎-真的很抱歉 ‎-什么? 116 00:07:39,916 --> 00:07:43,496 ‎今天约好的时间 ‎海野先生临时无法出席 117 00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:44,423 ‎等等 118 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:48,380 ‎发生什么事了? 119 00:07:59,666 --> 00:08:00,876 ‎太棒了! 120 00:08:03,833 --> 00:08:04,923 ‎稍等一下 121 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,170 ‎海野先生 122 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:09,290 ‎-村西先生 这样我们很困扰 ‎-你要不要来一盒啊? 123 00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:11,495 ‎-这可是刚摘的巨峰葡萄 请吃吃看 ‎-不用了 124 00:08:11,583 --> 00:08:13,213 ‎那边两位 稍等一下 125 00:08:13,291 --> 00:08:15,501 ‎请收下这个 辛苦你们了 ‎这是巨峰葡萄 126 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:17,753 ‎非常好吃哦 是多汁的巨峰葡萄 127 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:19,710 ‎-他谁啊? ‎-很好奇吗? 128 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:21,001 ‎你可以吃吃看没关系 129 00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:22,625 ‎海野先生! 130 00:08:24,583 --> 00:08:27,423 ‎海野先生!您的电话! 131 00:08:31,458 --> 00:08:32,788 ‎喂?哪位? 132 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:36,165 ‎-非常美味多汁的葡萄哦 ‎-海野先生 抱歉打扰您… 133 00:08:36,791 --> 00:08:39,671 ‎-海野先生 您终于接电话了 ‎-村西先生 134 00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:41,333 ‎你是谁啊? 135 00:08:41,833 --> 00:08:44,213 ‎我是今天约了跟您见面的村西透 136 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:47,541 ‎我现在人在东部卫星 ‎可惜社长您不在 137 00:08:47,625 --> 00:08:50,825 ‎所以我正在和您的员工 ‎分享美味的巨峰葡萄呢 138 00:08:50,916 --> 00:08:52,126 ‎阿向 把这些发给大家 139 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:54,208 ‎各位 140 00:08:54,291 --> 00:08:57,711 ‎-请收下 ‎-你们知道你们老板在做什么吗? 141 00:08:57,791 --> 00:09:01,631 ‎他正在把各位辛苦劳动 ‎赚来的公司资金 142 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,708 ‎花在他的个人兴趣F1赛车上 143 00:09:04,791 --> 00:09:06,461 ‎把员工当白痴也不能这么过分啊! 144 00:09:06,541 --> 00:09:07,831 ‎-是不是? ‎-村西先生 145 00:09:07,916 --> 00:09:12,076 ‎-在社长回来前 请各位… ‎-对不起 我是本田 146 00:09:12,166 --> 00:09:13,326 ‎你到底想干什么? 147 00:09:13,416 --> 00:09:14,666 ‎真的很抱歉 148 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:17,920 ‎村西先生他坚持要和您谈谈 149 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,750 ‎就为了这个做这么幼稚的事吗?好啊 150 00:09:20,833 --> 00:09:23,173 ‎下周我会和你们银行总裁打高尔夫 151 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:24,420 ‎我会告诉他这件事的 152 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:27,920 ‎拜托请不要 我马上解决这个问题 153 00:09:28,541 --> 00:09:30,131 ‎-好 就看你的了 ‎-是 154 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:35,170 ‎还有谢谢你们送我最讨厌的水果 155 00:09:41,916 --> 00:09:43,036 ‎不用推 我自己会出去 156 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,625 ‎-村西先生 ‎-好啦 157 00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:46,538 ‎这样很危险耶 不要再推了啦 158 00:09:47,625 --> 00:09:49,495 ‎-村西先生 ‎-这个也要退回去 159 00:09:50,083 --> 00:09:53,213 ‎你这种搞法是没办法弄到卫星频道的 160 00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:55,961 ‎恕我无法再奉陪 161 00:09:57,375 --> 00:09:58,875 ‎本田先生 请等一下 162 00:10:00,916 --> 00:10:02,076 ‎他干吗这样? 163 00:10:04,291 --> 00:10:05,631 ‎太烈了 164 00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:10,173 ‎-刚才那太烈了啦 ‎-都说是水了 165 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:11,790 ‎-好痛 ‎-小心 166 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,285 ‎这样很痛耶 167 00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:17,673 ‎-你不会自己避开吗? ‎-不是啊 是你拉我过去的啊 168 00:10:18,291 --> 00:10:19,501 ‎-要吃吗? ‎-我吃不下了 169 00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:22,083 ‎-那就再见了 谢谢 ‎-再见 170 00:10:27,666 --> 00:10:28,996 ‎真是的 171 00:10:29,791 --> 00:10:34,751 ‎要我在这种冷毙了的地方等多久啊? 172 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,210 ‎会死人的 173 00:10:38,541 --> 00:10:43,831 ‎我问你 这个月的钱什么时候付? 174 00:10:43,916 --> 00:10:44,876 ‎说啊 175 00:10:52,958 --> 00:10:54,038 ‎对了 176 00:10:54,541 --> 00:10:58,461 ‎天气太冷 ‎我的老客人木下和他老婆一起挂了 177 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:02,378 ‎我把你的帛金从这里扣掉哦 178 00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:03,288 ‎拿去 179 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:07,955 ‎不要扯这种谎 触霉头 180 00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:10,421 ‎我没有说谎啊 181 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:12,883 ‎你可别感冒了 182 00:11:12,958 --> 00:11:16,828 ‎喉咙要记得保暖 ‎有没有好好漱口啊? 183 00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:19,788 ‎要常漱口 勤洗手哦 184 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:22,125 ‎喂 老太婆 185 00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:24,208 ‎-你不要勒索她 ‎-你这是干什么? 186 00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:25,461 ‎-阿敏 ‎-干吗? 187 00:11:26,208 --> 00:11:28,248 ‎-先生 你身上有烟吗? ‎-你要干吗? 188 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:31,043 ‎-干吗?你想干吗? ‎-在这里吗?找到了 189 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:34,205 ‎我拿一根 190 00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:36,131 ‎拜啦 191 00:11:37,833 --> 00:11:40,213 ‎喂 给我等一下 192 00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:41,631 ‎阿敏 193 00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,043 ‎那个老太婆是怎么回事? 194 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:47,333 ‎你说啊 195 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,998 ‎我每个月都要付钱给她 196 00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,378 ‎她欠人很多钱 197 00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:56,958 ‎你干吗要帮她还债? 198 00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:05,326 ‎因为我就是那个垃圾生的 199 00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:14,168 ‎等等 200 00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:18,133 ‎你要上来吗? 201 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,250 ‎梦梨亚 很好 202 00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:01,543 ‎要拍了 这样很好 很好 203 00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:03,381 ‎天啊 204 00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:04,498 ‎要试试这个吗? 205 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,213 ‎-这件如何? ‎-失陪一下 206 00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:07,501 ‎不觉得这件很适合吗? 207 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:11,133 ‎还是紫色适合你 不愧是罗马小姐 208 00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:16,791 ‎-要选哪一件才好呢? ‎-真的 好难选择 209 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,790 ‎A片女演员竟然能拍大企业的广告 ‎时代真是不一样了 210 00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:25,375 ‎好不习惯哦 211 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:26,498 ‎就是啊 212 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:31,125 ‎橄榄球 小黑就穿这件拍照 213 00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:32,128 ‎好的 214 00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:34,078 ‎你又在吃了 215 00:13:34,916 --> 00:13:36,246 ‎因为真的很好吃啊 216 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,540 ‎-我是不是不该吃啊? ‎-不会啊 217 00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:40,665 ‎不会 尽管吃 218 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,250 ‎你这么瘦 想不到吃得还蛮多的 219 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:43,753 ‎常常有人这么说 220 00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:48,376 ‎食欲和性欲是有密切关系的 221 00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:49,828 ‎能吃是件好事啊 222 00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,535 ‎我都不晓得该怎么回答了 223 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,956 ‎美雪果然适合穿白色 224 00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:57,291 ‎-真的吗? ‎-嗯 225 00:13:57,916 --> 00:13:58,916 ‎可是… 226 00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:01,750 ‎我也喜欢这种颜色 227 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:05,748 ‎你现在穿的比较适合你 228 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:10,330 ‎白色是纯真的象征 就像你本人一样 229 00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:15,461 ‎对了 美雪以前在百货公司 ‎是美妆时尚部门的 230 00:14:15,541 --> 00:14:16,711 ‎她品味应该不错 231 00:14:16,791 --> 00:14:18,171 ‎没有啦 没这回事 232 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:21,210 ‎那请她来帮我选衣服怎样? 233 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,288 ‎我接了一个广告 234 00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:26,168 ‎我很乐意帮忙 235 00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:29,041 ‎选哪一件好呢? 236 00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:33,326 ‎这一件… 237 00:14:42,791 --> 00:14:44,421 ‎搭配这件首饰如何? 238 00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,423 ‎很适合优雅有气质的黑木 239 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,540 ‎选得很好 240 00:14:51,416 --> 00:14:52,706 ‎谢谢 241 00:14:54,041 --> 00:14:56,331 ‎你的品味真的很好 242 00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:58,786 ‎为什么会辞去原来的工作呢? 243 00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:03,665 ‎因为我看了您演的A片… 244 00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:10,455 ‎可能是女性的性解放吧 245 00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:15,501 ‎让我感到很向往 自己也想来试试看 246 00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:20,995 ‎要不要考虑在小黑身边学习? 247 00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:24,168 ‎在她出道之前 ‎好好教她怎样当个A片女演员 248 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,000 ‎我可以吗? 249 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:28,253 ‎那我十分乐意 250 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,710 ‎-谢谢您 我太感动了 ‎-哪里 251 00:15:31,791 --> 00:15:34,001 ‎我也会时不时帮点忙的 ‎也请你多指教 252 00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:35,463 ‎-请多指教 ‎-哪里 253 00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:38,916 ‎对了 想请问一下 254 00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:42,786 ‎村西先生现在都不担任导演了吗? 255 00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:51,626 ‎我现在专心在卫星电视上 ‎其他的以后再说 256 00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:58,673 ‎你们继续吧 257 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:25,290 ‎在剪辑前让我再看一次原片 258 00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:26,923 ‎好的 259 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:33,333 ‎-好 这里没问题 ‎-好 260 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,670 ‎各位辛苦了 261 00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:38,376 ‎黑木小姐 262 00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:40,748 ‎我泡了咖啡 请用 263 00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:43,291 ‎-太感谢了 ‎-真是不好意思 264 00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:46,628 ‎该休息的时候就要休息哦 265 00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:47,538 ‎好的 266 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:49,915 ‎好喝 267 00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:51,788 ‎抱歉 这一段啊 268 00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,633 ‎这段倒回吹笛子前 269 00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:55,668 ‎好的 270 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,920 ‎好 这里暂停 好 271 00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:06,288 ‎三田村先生 你现在变得好能干啊 272 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:09,035 ‎哪里 我还早得很呢 273 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:12,955 ‎希望有一天可以拍出 ‎像村西先生和黑木小姐那样的作品 274 00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:16,631 ‎唉唷 你应该拍你自己喜欢的作品啊 275 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:18,463 ‎我会努力的 276 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,543 ‎请问… 277 00:17:25,916 --> 00:17:29,416 ‎你以后都不再拍A片了吗? 278 00:17:31,791 --> 00:17:34,751 ‎怎么会 我还打算继续拍很多作品呢 279 00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:37,833 ‎太好了 我非常期待 280 00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:39,713 ‎嗯 281 00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:06,246 ‎导演 282 00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:08,288 ‎是你啊 283 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,880 ‎三田村先生非常上进 284 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:15,748 ‎我很需要他的力量 285 00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:18,423 ‎今后我们公司的业绩都得靠他了 286 00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:22,495 ‎大家都发展得越来越好了 287 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,500 ‎我也不能输给大家 288 00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:26,673 ‎黑木你才是发展得最好的吧 289 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,380 ‎以后也继续当我们的招牌吧 290 00:18:37,708 --> 00:18:38,708 ‎黑木 291 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,210 ‎晚安 292 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,170 ‎晚安 293 00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:57,498 ‎-辛苦了 ‎-辛苦了 294 00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,543 ‎-情况怎样? ‎-辛苦了 295 00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:00,825 ‎-拿去 ‎-谢谢 296 00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:18,205 ‎-换我来 ‎-好 297 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,420 ‎为什么要养这种东西? 298 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:25,580 ‎是上一代老大的兴趣 299 00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:28,415 ‎他喜欢活的生物 300 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,173 ‎喂 你知道吗? 301 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:37,293 ‎食人鱼其实很胆小 302 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:44,535 ‎听说它们绝不会攻击比自己大的动物 303 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,375 ‎平常是这样 304 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:53,293 ‎可是一旦成群 ‎只要见血就会让它们兴奋 305 00:20:53,791 --> 00:20:56,131 ‎冲上去就狂吃猛咬 306 00:20:56,875 --> 00:21:01,165 ‎有时候甚至会破坏生态平衡 307 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:03,923 ‎你到底想说什么? 308 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,580 ‎不瞒你说 309 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:10,285 ‎前不久我们有警察在歌舞伎町被砍 310 00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:11,325 ‎是哦 311 00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:14,543 ‎用青龙刀一刀毙命 312 00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:19,921 ‎据说凶手是台湾黑道 313 00:21:20,666 --> 00:21:23,916 ‎他们真的是很敢 314 00:21:24,666 --> 00:21:26,826 ‎武井先生你也要小心啊 315 00:21:26,916 --> 00:21:27,826 ‎少蠢了 316 00:21:28,541 --> 00:21:30,791 ‎我是在担心你们 317 00:21:39,791 --> 00:21:40,791 ‎火 318 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,630 ‎喂 借我火 319 00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:53,575 ‎荒井 320 00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:57,825 ‎荒井敏 321 00:21:57,916 --> 00:21:59,666 ‎好久不见了 过来一下 322 00:22:03,125 --> 00:22:04,035 ‎嗨 323 00:22:05,416 --> 00:22:07,666 ‎我告诉你一件好消息 你过来 324 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:19,918 ‎喂 你这家伙… 325 00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:23,496 ‎川田开除了村西 326 00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:30,458 ‎不对 被开除的应该是川田才对 327 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:32,880 ‎到底是谁开除了谁呢? 328 00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:40,421 ‎总之呢 ‎现在从台湾进来了非常凶暴的鱼 329 00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:42,583 ‎他们一旦兴奋起来 330 00:22:45,666 --> 00:22:46,706 ‎当心你们会灭种哦 331 00:22:49,458 --> 00:22:54,538 ‎想想 以前追着做非法A书的你们跑 332 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:55,955 ‎那时候真是和平啊 333 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,331 ‎真令人怀念 334 00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:02,785 ‎还可以看到一堆裸女 335 00:23:07,083 --> 00:23:08,383 ‎社长好 336 00:23:08,458 --> 00:23:09,458 ‎-好 ‎-社长好 337 00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:13,173 ‎-阿泽 你把这个搬过去 ‎-好 338 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:14,920 ‎-我们拍片去了 ‎-慢走 339 00:23:16,291 --> 00:23:17,331 ‎早安 340 00:23:17,416 --> 00:23:20,456 ‎-早 ‎-社长早安 341 00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:23,000 ‎请你尝尝看吧 342 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:26,330 ‎-这是阿向蛋卷 不是普通蛋卷哦 ‎-咖啡 343 00:23:26,416 --> 00:23:27,246 ‎好的 344 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,750 ‎卫星电视好像真的很困难呢 345 00:23:40,708 --> 00:23:42,378 ‎-阿向 ‎-是 346 00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:46,211 ‎连内裤都不敢脱的人 ‎都会对自己的人生坐视不管 347 00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:48,331 ‎但我不一样 我该脱的时候就会脱 348 00:23:48,916 --> 00:23:50,036 ‎因为这是我的人生 349 00:23:51,541 --> 00:23:55,291 ‎村西先生 你真的好酷 350 00:23:57,791 --> 00:24:02,171 ‎不晓得有没有哪家电视台 ‎愿意便宜卖给我们? 351 00:24:15,583 --> 00:24:20,213 ‎大家关心的焦点是 ‎波湾战争何时会展开地面作战… 352 00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:22,171 ‎二号野中回转… 353 00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:23,630 ‎汽车的话呢? 354 00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:25,830 ‎这辆车… 355 00:24:25,916 --> 00:24:28,036 ‎和宇宙之眼同化 356 00:24:28,916 --> 00:24:31,996 ‎让宇宙的力量充满全身 357 00:24:32,083 --> 00:24:34,333 ‎一看就知道是骗人的 这是什么啊? 358 00:24:39,291 --> 00:24:40,921 ‎我接收到了 359 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,670 ‎-波普师父 您看到什么了吗? ‎-大场小姐 360 00:24:44,375 --> 00:24:47,125 ‎我们现在能立刻动用的现金有多少? 361 00:24:47,208 --> 00:24:49,078 ‎这个世界正在发生战争 362 00:24:49,166 --> 00:24:51,286 ‎但是大家毋须担心 363 00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:54,830 ‎未来就在宇宙之中 364 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,040 ‎它会降临到我们头上 365 00:24:59,250 --> 00:25:00,170 ‎社长? 366 00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:16,668 ‎准备好了 367 00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:29,210 ‎-装底片 ‎-是 368 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:43,708 ‎准备好了 369 00:25:51,666 --> 00:25:52,826 ‎休息一下吧 370 00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:54,543 ‎休息 371 00:25:56,041 --> 00:25:58,291 ‎请黑木小姐回休息室吧 372 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:01,165 ‎黑木小姐 请您回休息室 373 00:26:08,458 --> 00:26:09,458 ‎这边请 374 00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:21,666 ‎据说那个宗教团体成立有40年了 375 00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:23,956 ‎还真的有人信呢 376 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:27,251 ‎毕竟他们的专长就是操控人心 377 00:26:28,041 --> 00:26:30,421 ‎表示就是有这么多人被他们拯救了 378 00:26:31,416 --> 00:26:32,916 ‎大家的烦恼真多 379 00:26:33,666 --> 00:26:35,576 ‎其实多笑笑就好了啊 380 00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:41,041 ‎没错 381 00:26:55,541 --> 00:26:58,751 ‎我是不是该多露一点? 382 00:26:59,458 --> 00:27:00,958 ‎换一件衣服如何? 383 00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:04,043 ‎为什么要换呢? 384 00:27:04,125 --> 00:27:05,955 ‎因为我想拍真正的你 385 00:27:09,083 --> 00:27:12,293 ‎我觉得这件非常性感 ‎很适合黑木小姐 386 00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:15,575 ‎-这件也可以吗? ‎-可以 387 00:27:15,666 --> 00:27:17,996 ‎这件吗?好 388 00:27:18,833 --> 00:27:19,753 ‎请问… 389 00:27:20,541 --> 00:27:21,831 ‎一定可以显得更高雅 390 00:27:23,625 --> 00:27:25,125 ‎-我要再看一遍 ‎-好的 391 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:46,460 ‎-真的假的?也太猛了吧 ‎-我们走 392 00:28:06,750 --> 00:28:09,420 ‎这是波普加持过的神水 393 00:28:30,541 --> 00:28:34,331 ‎谢谢您在百忙之中抽空和我们见面 394 00:28:34,416 --> 00:28:37,746 ‎我是钻石影像的村西透 395 00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:39,253 ‎谢谢您 396 00:28:39,875 --> 00:28:41,375 ‎“白岩先生” 397 00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:45,878 ‎不好意思 398 00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:58,753 ‎伟大的宗教果然都少不了雄伟的建筑 399 00:28:58,833 --> 00:29:03,333 ‎这道理就跟伟大的男人 ‎总有一根雄伟的巨柱一样 400 00:29:03,833 --> 00:29:07,793 ‎相信那位波普大人一定也很雄伟吧 401 00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:15,455 ‎我就单刀直入地说了 402 00:29:16,041 --> 00:29:20,291 ‎你们拥有的这个设施可以让给我吗? 403 00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:25,745 ‎敝公司制造生产A片 404 00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:27,883 ‎那部曾创下销售记录的 405 00:29:27,958 --> 00:29:30,918 ‎黑木香主演的《我爱性虐待》 ‎就是敝公司制作的 406 00:29:31,583 --> 00:29:33,923 ‎黑木香 您应该听过吧? 407 00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:36,213 ‎白岩先生 408 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,040 ‎所谓的A片 是生活的一部分 409 00:29:40,125 --> 00:29:41,455 ‎是成年人的休闲爱好 410 00:29:41,541 --> 00:29:43,791 ‎但却无法在电视上播放 411 00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:46,245 ‎所以才需要卫星 412 00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:51,883 ‎我们抱持的宗旨 ‎是用色情来促进人类的繁荣 413 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,791 ‎帮助人类繁荣的 宗教绝对占一个 414 00:29:54,875 --> 00:29:56,665 ‎再来就是色情 415 00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:59,250 ‎懂吗?这个只要看数字就能明白 416 00:29:59,333 --> 00:30:02,503 ‎A片的市场有五百亿日元 417 00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:12,081 ‎A片赚这么多啊? 418 00:30:12,166 --> 00:30:13,166 ‎那是当然 419 00:30:14,166 --> 00:30:15,376 ‎我跟您明说了吧 420 00:30:15,958 --> 00:30:20,288 ‎比起毒品 比起宗教 ‎色情更容易让人沉迷 421 00:30:24,166 --> 00:30:27,126 ‎-因为现在经济景气好啊 ‎-您说得没错 422 00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:29,328 ‎可是景气一好 423 00:30:29,416 --> 00:30:32,496 ‎我们的信徒就会减少 424 00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:37,825 ‎感觉世界末日好像快来临时 ‎大家就会跑来信教 425 00:30:39,250 --> 00:30:40,750 ‎原来A片这么好赚啊 426 00:30:41,541 --> 00:30:43,961 ‎那就看看你们能出多少钱了 427 00:30:45,458 --> 00:30:46,708 ‎您开价多少? 428 00:30:49,958 --> 00:30:53,628 ‎这我得去问问我们教祖 429 00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:09,423 ‎喝吧 430 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,750 ‎今天拍摄的气氛跟以往都不同耶 431 00:31:13,291 --> 00:31:15,751 ‎不愧是广告界的大师 432 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:17,920 ‎我还是第一次看到那种相机 433 00:31:19,708 --> 00:31:21,788 ‎原来还有那样的世界 434 00:31:23,791 --> 00:31:25,331 ‎黑木小姐帅极了 435 00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:27,920 ‎我好羡慕 436 00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:31,455 ‎那个样子… 437 00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:36,205 ‎并不是我真正的样貌 438 00:31:42,208 --> 00:31:48,128 ‎我只有在和村西导演拍片时 439 00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:50,498 ‎才能成为真正的自己 440 00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:06,128 ‎真是疯了 441 00:32:06,208 --> 00:32:07,038 ‎好说 442 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:09,785 ‎这是为了表达我们迫切的渴望 443 00:32:10,583 --> 00:32:11,463 ‎白岩先生 444 00:32:12,333 --> 00:32:15,673 ‎追求女人的时候 机会也是稍纵即逝 445 00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:19,710 ‎简单说 您到底开价多少? 446 00:32:22,791 --> 00:32:24,251 ‎那我也明说了 447 00:32:25,458 --> 00:32:29,168 ‎设备加上维修费等等 448 00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:32,750 ‎我们总共投资了19亿日元 449 00:32:33,541 --> 00:32:36,211 ‎现在出售绝对会是一大笔负债 450 00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:41,631 ‎理由就只有这样吗? 451 00:32:41,708 --> 00:32:46,078 ‎是啊 不过教祖 ‎是一直在催我处理了啦 452 00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:49,418 ‎那我就用19亿日元跟你买了 453 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,170 ‎真的吗? 454 00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:53,330 ‎这里有5亿日元当作订金 455 00:32:53,416 --> 00:32:55,786 ‎剩下的14亿日元我之后再付 456 00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:01,000 ‎还有这是另外给的 457 00:33:01,083 --> 00:33:02,753 ‎1亿日元的捐献 458 00:33:05,916 --> 00:33:07,076 ‎这也是要给我们的吗? 459 00:33:07,166 --> 00:33:08,076 ‎请收下吧 460 00:33:13,791 --> 00:33:18,381 ‎幸福必定会降临于您 461 00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:21,748 ‎-谢谢 ‎-太厉害了 462 00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:40,830 ‎-美波 ‎-小达 463 00:33:40,916 --> 00:33:41,916 ‎美波 464 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000 ‎-小达 ‎-卡!三田村! 465 00:33:44,083 --> 00:33:47,043 ‎-三田村你躺在这里 ‎-好的 不好意思 466 00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:48,955 ‎一直用正常位太没意思 467 00:33:49,041 --> 00:33:51,751 ‎所以开头用正常位这样插 468 00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:53,293 ‎等到中场正嗨的时候 469 00:33:53,375 --> 00:33:55,535 ‎就把对方像这样拉起来 ‎动作有快有慢 470 00:33:56,375 --> 00:33:57,325 ‎-懂了吗? ‎-好 471 00:33:57,416 --> 00:33:58,666 ‎那就排演一次看看 472 00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:02,786 ‎他是你的青梅竹马 ‎结果他交了女友 给你打击很大 473 00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:06,325 ‎但是经过多年的单恋后 ‎他的心终于走向了你 474 00:34:06,416 --> 00:34:09,326 ‎就在今天 今天你们要释放爱火 475 00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:11,916 ‎两个灵魂终于结合在一起 ‎感觉非常愉悦 476 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,380 ‎-懂了吗? ‎-没问题 477 00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:14,788 ‎-好 ‎-好 那要开始拍了 478 00:34:14,875 --> 00:34:16,745 ‎-好的 ‎-小达 请多指教 479 00:34:17,916 --> 00:34:20,956 ‎太慢了 橄榄球 不是那里 ‎我刚刚说的你都没在听 480 00:34:21,041 --> 00:34:22,501 ‎-算了 我来 ‎-怎么了? 481 00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:24,083 ‎-准备拍了 ‎-好的 482 00:34:24,166 --> 00:34:25,826 ‎-预备 ‎-那边的 认真一点哦 483 00:34:25,916 --> 00:34:26,996 ‎开拍! 484 00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:31,625 ‎-好棒 ‎-美波 485 00:34:32,333 --> 00:34:34,543 ‎美波 你一直爱着小达对不对? 486 00:34:34,625 --> 00:34:37,245 ‎小达 插她 插个不停就对了 487 00:34:38,333 --> 00:34:39,583 ‎就是这样 488 00:34:39,666 --> 00:34:42,916 ‎很好 表情很好 489 00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:45,291 ‎她好像村西先生 490 00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:48,883 ‎不知不觉就学起他来了 491 00:34:50,708 --> 00:34:54,288 ‎村西先生真的好有影响力啊 492 00:34:55,416 --> 00:34:57,576 ‎不觉得很怀念吗? 493 00:34:57,666 --> 00:34:58,746 ‎是啊 494 00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:01,253 ‎继续插 495 00:35:01,916 --> 00:35:03,576 ‎就是这样没错 496 00:35:03,666 --> 00:35:06,746 ‎很好 非常好 497 00:35:10,416 --> 00:35:14,666 ‎海野先生 愿幸福也降临于您 498 00:35:33,958 --> 00:35:35,128 ‎他认真的吗? 499 00:35:35,791 --> 00:35:40,461 ‎那个A片导演 ‎真的买下整个基地台了吗? 500 00:35:41,666 --> 00:35:43,706 ‎包括设备也全都让给他了 501 00:35:44,958 --> 00:35:45,998 ‎这下怎么办? 502 00:35:47,041 --> 00:35:48,881 ‎只能和他签约了 503 00:35:54,375 --> 00:35:55,285 ‎听着 504 00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:59,415 ‎我们钻石卫星频道 ‎往开播向前迈进一大步了 505 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:01,960 ‎借这个机会采取连续攻势 506 00:36:02,041 --> 00:36:04,791 ‎首先向媒体发送确定开播的新闻稿 507 00:36:05,291 --> 00:36:09,041 ‎虽然还没成定局 ‎但人生就是先行动的才是赢家 508 00:36:09,541 --> 00:36:13,631 ‎我们的第一部作品 ‎要让全人类流出兴奋的汁液 509 00:36:13,708 --> 00:36:15,748 ‎必须是本世纪最伟大杰作 510 00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:17,463 ‎-是! ‎-是! 511 00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:22,710 ‎能够匹配这部杰作的 ‎只有钻石影像千挑万选的新人女演员 512 00:36:23,541 --> 00:36:26,171 ‎拍摄地点是横滨海湾大桥 513 00:36:26,666 --> 00:36:28,786 ‎桥全长860米 514 00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:30,955 ‎我们要用火车便当姿势跑完整座桥 515 00:36:31,541 --> 00:36:32,421 ‎一路跑 516 00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:40,920 ‎当然这次拍摄不会取得许可 517 00:36:41,541 --> 00:36:42,381 ‎-是 ‎-是 518 00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:45,628 ‎八辆豪华礼车 ‎载着女演员、男演员和助理导演 519 00:36:45,708 --> 00:36:46,538 ‎开往起点 520 00:36:46,625 --> 00:36:48,705 ‎请开吧 521 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,668 ‎到达目的地 522 00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:53,790 ‎现在用礼车封锁海湾大桥 523 00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:54,875 ‎好 封锁 524 00:36:54,958 --> 00:36:56,378 ‎封锁完成 那现在要开始了 525 00:36:56,958 --> 00:36:59,498 ‎挑战吉尼斯世界纪录 ‎海湾大桥火车便当大赛 526 00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:00,833 ‎预备 527 00:37:00,916 --> 00:37:01,996 ‎开拍! 528 00:37:03,791 --> 00:37:04,631 ‎冲啊 529 00:37:04,708 --> 00:37:08,538 ‎全程用两台摄影车和两架直升机摄影 530 00:37:08,625 --> 00:37:09,625 ‎冲啊 531 00:37:09,708 --> 00:37:13,878 ‎-继续冲 冲! ‎-冲啊 532 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,880 ‎海湾大桥达阵 结尾射精放烟火 533 00:37:22,958 --> 00:37:26,958 ‎咚 砰 534 00:37:30,375 --> 00:37:32,375 ‎卡!三田村 这样总共几分钟? 535 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:33,828 ‎16分50秒 536 00:37:33,916 --> 00:37:34,996 ‎太完美了 537 00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:40,333 ‎从接获报案到警车抵达 ‎需要花20分钟 538 00:37:40,416 --> 00:37:43,786 ‎在这20分钟里 我们把片子拍完就跑 539 00:37:44,291 --> 00:37:47,211 ‎-好的 ‎-这个刺激万分的任务 540 00:37:47,291 --> 00:37:50,671 ‎将由钻石影像 ‎严选的新人女演员们完成 541 00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:51,830 ‎-是 ‎-是 542 00:37:51,916 --> 00:37:55,076 ‎我现在看起来好像很冷静 ‎其实我非常激动 543 00:37:55,833 --> 00:37:57,213 ‎-谢谢导演 ‎-我先去上个厕所 544 00:37:57,291 --> 00:37:58,881 ‎-好 ‎-三田村 你统整一下 545 00:37:58,958 --> 00:38:01,788 ‎好的 那么各位开始准备 546 00:38:01,875 --> 00:38:04,035 ‎准备各自负责的部分 547 00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:06,745 ‎有不懂的地方 ‎就来问橄榄球和我 懂吗? 548 00:38:06,833 --> 00:38:08,423 ‎-好的 ‎-解散 549 00:38:11,708 --> 00:38:13,288 ‎导演、大场小姐 550 00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:17,245 ‎现在要租直升机和礼车 551 00:38:17,333 --> 00:38:19,503 ‎加上女演员的人事费用以及追加器材 552 00:38:19,583 --> 00:38:21,963 ‎总共会花掉20部片子的预算 553 00:38:23,541 --> 00:38:24,751 ‎我会想办法的 554 00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:27,330 ‎可以调整其他经费凑出来 555 00:38:27,416 --> 00:38:29,166 ‎-可是… ‎-我看一下 556 00:38:29,250 --> 00:38:32,500 ‎-这个金额的话 应该可行 ‎-辛苦了 557 00:38:35,916 --> 00:38:37,166 ‎导演 558 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,290 ‎你今天要录影吗? 559 00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:57,293 ‎怎么了? 560 00:39:00,916 --> 00:39:02,876 ‎我听到你的计划了 561 00:39:02,958 --> 00:39:05,328 ‎我能参加第一部作品吗? 562 00:39:08,875 --> 00:39:11,165 ‎黑木 你现在是个艺人 563 00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:13,330 ‎你不需要参加演出 ‎我们需要你帮忙宣传 564 00:39:13,416 --> 00:39:16,536 ‎可是我们不是说好了 ‎要一起推广A片吗? 565 00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:19,745 ‎当然 那是当然 ‎但现在不是你演出的时机 566 00:39:19,833 --> 00:39:21,463 ‎那要等到什么时候? 567 00:39:29,708 --> 00:39:33,168 ‎总之第一部作品 ‎最重要的就是冲击性 568 00:39:33,666 --> 00:39:36,996 ‎必须用至今最大的规模去拍摄 ‎来制造话题 569 00:39:37,791 --> 00:39:39,671 ‎比起品质 冲击性更重要 570 00:39:41,333 --> 00:39:44,583 ‎所以黑木 这次你不应该参加 571 00:39:47,250 --> 00:39:48,460 ‎希望你能理解 572 00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:54,881 ‎我了解了 573 00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:56,955 ‎那我走了 574 00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:06,828 ‎-走吧 ‎-好的 575 00:40:30,416 --> 00:40:31,746 ‎你怎么会在这里? 576 00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:37,130 ‎搞什么啊?死老太婆 577 00:40:42,791 --> 00:40:46,501 ‎(古谷兴业) 578 00:40:46,583 --> 00:40:47,463 ‎奇怪了 579 00:40:57,375 --> 00:40:58,415 ‎辛苦了 580 00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:07,785 ‎有急事吗? 581 00:42:46,208 --> 00:42:50,458 ‎他们持有大量硬核色情片和恋童片 582 00:42:51,125 --> 00:42:56,495 ‎所以有人说这就是原因 ‎人就是看这种东西才会杀人 583 00:42:56,583 --> 00:42:58,333 ‎这种攻击御宅族的舆论… 584 00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:25,165 ‎就说那是专家… 585 00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:27,210 ‎混蛋 谁是专家啊? 586 00:43:27,708 --> 00:43:28,828 ‎你说谁是专家? 587 00:43:28,916 --> 00:43:30,166 ‎所以我刚刚就说了… 588 00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:31,750 ‎是刚才大岛先生说的 589 00:43:32,791 --> 00:43:34,581 ‎争论不如看证据 590 00:43:35,708 --> 00:43:37,788 ‎争论不如看鲍鱼 591 00:43:40,583 --> 00:43:43,133 ‎各位喜欢看A片吗? 592 00:43:43,208 --> 00:43:45,128 ‎-你在胡说什么啊? ‎-我懂了 你很喜欢吧 593 00:43:45,208 --> 00:43:49,288 ‎因为在场男士们最爱的A片才是 ‎滴着精液的幸福奖赏 594 00:43:49,375 --> 00:43:52,575 ‎是明日的活力来源嘛 595 00:43:52,666 --> 00:43:53,746 ‎那是… 596 00:43:53,833 --> 00:43:58,503 ‎我赤裸的样子有什么不对吗? 597 00:43:59,625 --> 00:44:02,745 ‎感受我的肌肤 看到活生生的我 598 00:44:02,833 --> 00:44:05,583 ‎各位有什么感受、有什么想法 599 00:44:05,666 --> 00:44:08,826 ‎-我认为那才是最重要的 ‎-没错 600 00:44:08,916 --> 00:44:13,376 ‎对观众而言 ‎每一次播放我的A片都是新鲜的 601 00:44:13,458 --> 00:44:17,288 ‎因为活生生的我就存在画面中 602 00:44:17,375 --> 00:44:20,455 ‎换句话说 我等于是永恒的处女 603 00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:30,463 ‎所以我想要对全世界 604 00:44:30,541 --> 00:44:34,421 ‎发表一个全新的黑木香 605 00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:36,420 ‎-难道是… ‎-您猜得没错 606 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,040 ‎-我要拍新片了 ‎-你又要演A片了吗? 607 00:44:40,125 --> 00:44:41,165 ‎那是当然 608 00:44:41,250 --> 00:44:44,170 ‎我的职业是A片女演员嘛 609 00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:45,330 ‎真是有意思 610 00:44:45,916 --> 00:44:49,826 ‎钻石卫星频道即将开播 611 00:44:49,916 --> 00:44:52,246 ‎开播的第一部片子 612 00:44:52,333 --> 00:44:56,173 ‎我会让大家看看情欲的另一个面向 613 00:44:57,041 --> 00:44:58,921 ‎让A片从天而降 614 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,630 ‎是村西透和黑木香两人的梦想 615 00:45:03,708 --> 00:45:04,668 ‎原来如此 616 00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:06,290 ‎-这是什么状况? ‎-那么主题… 617 00:45:06,375 --> 00:45:08,205 ‎-那海湾大桥怎么办? ‎-是表现的自由吗? 618 00:45:08,291 --> 00:45:10,381 ‎嗯 我确定那会是一部 619 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:14,078 ‎用坚硬的阳具戳破表现限制的作品 620 00:45:15,208 --> 00:45:17,668 ‎村西先生能担任导演真是他的福气 621 00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:21,130 ‎我的使命就是随时成为 622 00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:25,458 ‎村西导演最棒的材料 623 00:45:25,541 --> 00:45:26,631 ‎性的解放… 624 00:45:29,875 --> 00:45:31,125 ‎不拍海湾大桥了 625 00:45:37,833 --> 00:45:39,543 ‎改拍黑木香的新片 626 00:48:54,041 --> 00:48:59,041 ‎字幕翻译:吴敬美