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‪可惡，今天沒戲唱了
‪完全沒贏到珠子

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‪這裡不錯

3
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‪借過一下，抱歉

4
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‪不錯哦

5
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‪這裡有位置

6
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‪不好意思

7
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‪好了，快起來

8
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‪機子不錯哦，真好

9
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‪不會吧？確定要給我嗎？

10
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‪謝謝你喔

11
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‪我等一下要工作了
‪你在那裡會擋到我

12
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‪遊戲嗶嗶叫的吵死了

13
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‪大家都在瘋打電動

14
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‪欸，從你窩到我這裡來後
‪也過很久了吧？

15
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‪對不起

16
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‪我不是那個意思

17
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‪我不在乎

18
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‪不管你是什麼人、從哪裡來
‪或是另有隱情都好

19
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‪所以啦

20
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‪你要一直待在這裡哦

21
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‪那我出門了

22
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‪你是村西透吧？

23
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‪少在那無聊了

24
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‪會長，你看起來精神不錯

25
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‪錢呢？

26
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‪跟平常一樣在櫃子裡

27
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‪公司那邊還過得去
‪但是警察每天都來找麻煩

28
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‪客人都變少了

29
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‪真是辛苦你們了

30
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‪三天後不會出事吧？

31
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‪會長這麼久都不在
‪每個分店長都很不安

32
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‪至少去露個臉吧

33
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‪好吧

34
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‪我會去北海道

35
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‪北海道很涼快嗎？
‪我已經忘了要穿什麼才好了

36
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‪是你啊

37
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‪這麼晚要去哪裡？

38
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‪我可能會離開個幾天

39
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‪這樣啊

40
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‪你隨時都可以回來

41
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‪我好像真的愛上你了

42
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‪還有比這張好看的吧

43
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‪走了啦

44
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‪（通緝犯，懸賞一百萬圓）

45
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‪會長，我們等您很久了

46
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‪會長，久疏問候

47
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‪想必您很累了吧，我訂了樓上的房間

48
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‪你們是白痴嗎？住這裡很引人注意吧

49
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‪-請進去吧
‪-您請！

50
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‪北森

51
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‪是

52
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‪你有這麼熱嗎？

53
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‪沒有啊，怎麼會，我只是…

54
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‪-阿敏
‪-怎麼了？

55
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‪要逃了

56
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‪抓住他！

57
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‪站住！

58
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‪臭小子，給我站住！

59
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‪（婚禮續攤派對）

60
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‪成龍！

61
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‪村西！站住！

62
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‪你搞什麼鬼？

63
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‪站住！

64
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‪村西！

65
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‪村西！

66
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‪村西！

67
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‪村西！

68
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‪把他找出來！

69
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‪村西！

70
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‪歡迎各位來參加札幌之旅

71
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‪我是今天的領隊，我叫北村康子

72
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‪請大家多多指教

73
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‪大哥，這裡是我的位置

74
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‪你是不是搞錯巴士了？

75
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‪都給我看仔細了

76
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‪我一直很困惑

77
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‪明明有醬油這麼棒的湯頭

78
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‪為什麼還需要其他口味的拉麵？

79
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‪我不太喜歡味噌拉麵

80
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‪小東西未來也有可能成為主流

81
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‪你這王八！

82
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‪給我站起來

83
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‪躲貓貓躲得還真久

84
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‪謝謝配合

85
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‪你們竟敢背叛我

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‪上車

87
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‪你也上車

88
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‪拍下人最原始的模樣很猥褻嗎？

89
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‪你聽好，我教教你

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‪不是因為這東西猥褻
‪所以被歸為猥褻物

91
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‪是國家指定的所有猥褻物都很猥褻

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‪快上車

93
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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

94
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‪你這蠢兒子！

95
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‪殺了他吧，判他死刑！

96
00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:07,915
‪你死了我就慘了

97
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‪沒有你給的錢我活不下去啊

98
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‪阿姨，妳還好吧？

99
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‪我跟你已經不是母子了

100
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‪我會養育大輔跟真由美

101
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‪你這笨蛋！

102
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‪我們先出去吧，沒事的

103
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‪再偏左邊上面一點

104
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‪蝴蝶結也是左邊比較大

105
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‪左手的角度完全不一樣啊

106
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‪那才是它的精髓啊

107
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‪單看手的方向，其中的意義就差很多

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‪-平田
‪-是

109
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‪還是把床單換掉吧，顏色不對

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‪好的

111
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‪左手並不是要擋住陰部

112
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‪而是用手指逗弄私處

113
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‪小指上的寶石質地很硬

114
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‪為的是反過來強調女性的柔軟

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‪-懂了嗎？
‪-知道了

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‪右手拿著的玫瑰象徵永遠的愛與忠誠

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‪手部的角度跟物品的位置
‪以及構圖，這一切…

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‪這一切…

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‪都是經由計算後描繪出來的

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‪在這幅畫裡

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‪凝聚了對美的解答

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‪來訪的客人在等您

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‪別管了，讓他等等

124
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‪社長，來的是西口專務
‪這樣不要緊嗎？

125
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‪沒關係，就讓他等

126
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‪不好意思

127
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‪請用

128
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‪謝謝，勞煩您費心了

129
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‪我們公司的員工有人老家是種茶的

130
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‪父母每年都送茶葉來，挺好喝的

131
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‪請用

132
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‪-那就不客氣了
‪-我們不客氣了

133
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‪真的很好喝

134
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‪最近茶農間的競爭好像也很激烈

135
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‪我們家電廠也是

136
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‪我們跟小帶的規格戰也漸入佳境

137
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‪池澤社長
‪我們公司的命運都掌握在您的手上

138
00:13:20,963 --> 00:13:22,673
‪你這話太誇張了

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‪是

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‪失禮了

141
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‪這不必還

142
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‪為了讓東京電產能打贏錄影帶戰爭

143
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‪還請您助我們一臂之力

144
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‪拜託您

145
00:13:48,171 --> 00:13:51,631
‪A書確實已經過時了

146
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‪-拿過來
‪-是

147
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‪把這當作贈品
‪送給買錄影帶播放器的客人

148
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‪這是我們第一支作品

149
00:14:13,713 --> 00:14:15,513
‪-這個好棒
‪-對啊

150
00:14:20,713 --> 00:14:22,133
‪-西口先生
‪-是

151
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‪我能夠預見

152
00:14:25,463 --> 00:14:29,673
‪你們遲早能獨佔錄影帶市場

153
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‪這都要歸功於我製作的A片

154
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‪謝謝您！

155
00:14:39,088 --> 00:14:40,008
‪太感謝您了！

156
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‪（樂園錄影帶出租店）

157
00:15:55,463 --> 00:15:57,173
‪這拍得也太假了吧

158
00:16:00,296 --> 00:16:02,006
‪麻煩出示會員卡

159
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‪會員卡

160
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‪-謝謝招待
‪-謝謝光臨

161
00:16:14,755 --> 00:16:17,835
‪-那就下次再來唄，路上小心
‪-我會再來的

162
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‪我要去工作了

163
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‪妳是福島縣的人吧

164
00:16:37,546 --> 00:16:38,456
‪你怎麼知道？

165
00:16:39,338 --> 00:16:40,168
‪妳剛講方言

166
00:16:41,671 --> 00:16:42,921
‪我也是福島人

167
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‪是嗎？

168
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‪好巧

169
00:16:50,338 --> 00:16:51,258
‪這樣的話

170
00:16:53,338 --> 00:16:54,168
‪這個招待你

171
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:58,550
‪山椒醃鯡魚，很懷念吧？

172
00:17:01,796 --> 00:17:04,456
‪我也跟鄉親一起吃吧

173
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‪謝謝

174
00:17:25,296 --> 00:17:28,706
‪敬我們兩個孤單的人

175
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‪謝謝

176
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:43,550
‪好久沒喝這麼多了

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‪危險

178
00:17:59,463 --> 00:18:01,013
‪喝點水比較好

179
00:18:01,755 --> 00:18:03,455
‪人家很開心嘛

180
00:18:04,796 --> 00:18:05,756
‪慢慢走

181
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,415
‪你酒量真好

182
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:18,420
‪妳先生在國鐵上班嗎？

183
00:18:20,296 --> 00:18:21,126
‪對

184
00:18:23,421 --> 00:18:26,591
‪他在札幌車站賣便當

185
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,093
‪好冷哦

186
00:18:38,630 --> 00:18:40,380
‪腳都冷冰冰的

187
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,710
‪我看你的臉，沒有紅紅的

188
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:53,255
‪我好久沒喝這麼多了

189
00:19:42,046 --> 00:19:43,296
‪你站起來嘛

190
00:19:45,338 --> 00:19:46,628
‪站著做

191
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‪太太

192
00:20:01,463 --> 00:20:04,383
‪妳跟妳老公都這樣做嗎？

193
00:20:04,546 --> 00:20:07,586
‪對，我們都站著做

194
00:20:11,296 --> 00:20:14,006
‪再深一點

195
00:20:21,088 --> 00:20:22,338
‪我還要

196
00:20:25,255 --> 00:20:26,795
‪來一份便當怎麼樣？

197
00:20:28,171 --> 00:20:30,801
‪好吃的便當哦，要來一份嗎？

198
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‪老公

199
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‪老公

200
00:20:39,921 --> 00:20:42,011
‪要不要來份好吃的便當？

201
00:20:42,921 --> 00:20:47,171
‪有蟹肉飯便當、烏賊飯便當
‪應有盡有

202
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‪老公

203
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,376
‪要不要吃美味的便當？

204
00:21:01,130 --> 00:21:04,550
‪叫我陽子

205
00:21:04,713 --> 00:21:05,553
‪陽子

206
00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:07,210
‪陽子

207
00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:11,961
‪陽子

208
00:22:23,255 --> 00:22:24,295
‪妳醒著吧？

209
00:22:32,213 --> 00:22:33,713
‪這拍得好棒

210
00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:43,670
‪謝謝

211
00:23:14,588 --> 00:23:15,548
‪大叔

212
00:23:16,380 --> 00:23:17,380
‪抱歉，我先出來了

213
00:23:17,671 --> 00:23:18,801
‪沒差多少啦

214
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‪也是

215
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‪-走吧
‪-好

216
00:23:24,796 --> 00:23:26,086
‪下次要做什麼？

217
00:23:27,088 --> 00:23:28,378
‪我們要做的

218
00:23:28,630 --> 00:23:30,260
‪-當然是色情啦！
‪-當然是色情啦！

219
00:23:32,505 --> 00:23:34,005
‪這樣如何？

220
00:23:36,588 --> 00:23:39,008
‪我們想再拍一下其他角度的橋段

221
00:23:39,671 --> 00:23:41,011
‪-別的角度啊？
‪-對

222
00:23:44,296 --> 00:23:45,876
‪要不要把奴隸吊起來試試？

223
00:23:46,755 --> 00:23:47,625
‪好啊

224
00:23:52,463 --> 00:23:53,383
‪不好意思

225
00:23:54,130 --> 00:23:59,590
‪我明天要員工旅遊
‪有繩子的痕跡不太好

226
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,550
‪也對，泡澡時會被發現

227
00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:04,553
‪-那用低溫蠟燭吧
‪-可以啊

228
00:24:04,630 --> 00:24:06,460
‪-不吊起來嗎？
‪-不吊了

229
00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:09,166
‪-抱歉，我明明是奴隸還提要求
‪-沒關係啦

230
00:24:09,255 --> 00:24:11,625
‪早點拍完去喝酒吧

231
00:24:12,463 --> 00:24:13,513
‪你怎麼來了？

232
00:24:13,963 --> 00:24:15,133
‪好久不見

233
00:24:15,463 --> 00:24:18,173
‪你被放出來了啊

234
00:24:19,171 --> 00:24:20,011
‪你們在拍什麼？

235
00:24:21,755 --> 00:24:23,585
‪我在編輯《性虐待之眼》

236
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,550
‪-你很適合做性虐待的東西
‪-是啊

237
00:24:27,255 --> 00:24:28,665
‪你可以辭掉這個工作嗎？

238
00:24:28,755 --> 00:24:29,835
‪當然可以

239
00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:33,511
‪要做什麼？

240
00:24:33,838 --> 00:24:35,258
‪我們接下來要去東京

241
00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:37,053
‪東京？

242
00:24:38,213 --> 00:24:39,053
‪走吧

243
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,050
‪好像很有意思

244
00:25:21,713 --> 00:25:24,673
‪還是村西先生適合當社長吧

245
00:25:24,755 --> 00:25:26,045
‪你才是社長人選

246
00:25:26,796 --> 00:25:28,046
‪畢竟你比前科犯有信用

247
00:25:28,130 --> 00:25:31,210
‪好吧，既然我接了就會負責

248
00:25:31,671 --> 00:25:32,801
‪-麻煩你了
‪-好

249
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:36,090
‪可是大叔，封膜書那時候還可以

250
00:25:36,338 --> 00:25:38,918
‪但現在A片業界已經成形了

251
00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:41,255
‪這是革命，我們要顛覆業界

252
00:25:43,046 --> 00:25:44,336
‪革命啊

253
00:25:49,088 --> 00:25:50,918
‪要從A書改賣A片了啊

254
00:25:51,130 --> 00:25:52,210
‪（藍寶石影業）

255
00:25:52,546 --> 00:25:53,376
‪你好

256
00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:57,085
‪我還以為是誰呢

257
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,760
‪光看外表，沒想到裡面這麼大吧

258
00:26:00,838 --> 00:26:02,708
‪謝謝你幫我找到這麼棒的地方

259
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:03,710
‪不用客氣

260
00:26:04,546 --> 00:26:07,876
‪多虧你們的非法A書
‪讓我大撈了一筆

261
00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:13,260
‪落魄大哥居然變得這麼有派頭

262
00:26:14,380 --> 00:26:15,590
‪講話注意一點

263
00:26:16,421 --> 00:26:19,301
‪沒關係，把東西給人家

264
00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:22,456
‪-那是什麼？
‪-歌舞伎町的地盤圖

265
00:26:26,005 --> 00:26:27,165
‪你得快點記住

266
00:26:27,255 --> 00:26:30,625
‪不然糊塗亂走的話
‪會看到不想看的東西

267
00:26:37,046 --> 00:26:40,336
‪先拿這些去吃點好吃的吧

268
00:26:45,713 --> 00:26:46,763
‪那就不客氣了

269
00:26:46,838 --> 00:26:47,758
‪真是的

270
00:26:49,630 --> 00:26:51,380
‪有困難都能跟我說

271
00:26:57,671 --> 00:26:59,011
‪這也太厲害了

272
00:26:59,546 --> 00:27:00,416
‪怎麼有老鼠？

273
00:27:16,671 --> 00:27:17,881
‪惠美

274
00:27:20,796 --> 00:27:22,086
‪看不到那話兒耶

275
00:27:26,171 --> 00:27:27,881
‪聽說要露要另外加錢

276
00:27:30,713 --> 00:27:31,963
‪請安靜

277
00:28:09,338 --> 00:28:13,758
‪請大家集中精神，已經沒時間了

278
00:28:15,046 --> 00:28:16,046
‪專心一點

279
00:28:19,713 --> 00:28:21,513
‪番茄醬汁好好吃

280
00:28:22,546 --> 00:28:24,456
‪等一下也點個甜點吧

281
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,670
‪不是“甜點”，是“杜嘉”

282
00:28:27,005 --> 00:28:28,375
‪義大利都是這麼說的

283
00:28:29,505 --> 00:28:30,665
‪妳果然很懂

284
00:28:31,921 --> 00:28:36,551
‪媽，我將來想去義大利留學

285
00:28:38,796 --> 00:28:40,706
‪我想認真學習畫技

286
00:28:46,963 --> 00:28:51,263
‪讓您久等了，這是義式水煮真鯛

287
00:28:51,713 --> 00:28:53,093
‪不好意思

288
00:29:08,088 --> 00:29:08,918
‪拜託妳

289
00:29:09,338 --> 00:29:10,508
‪妳怎麼了？

290
00:29:11,630 --> 00:29:12,550
‪還好嗎？

291
00:29:13,171 --> 00:29:16,261
‪我希望妳一直待在我身邊

292
00:29:21,046 --> 00:29:22,006
‪對不起

293
00:29:22,088 --> 00:29:24,838
‪-我愛妳
‪-我知道

294
00:29:33,588 --> 00:29:34,628
‪對不起

295
00:29:49,296 --> 00:29:51,296
‪-可惡，輸了兩萬
‪-打擾一下

296
00:29:55,630 --> 00:29:56,460
‪真髒

297
00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:58,800
‪這垃圾場真是髒

298
00:30:00,463 --> 00:30:01,633
‪來看看

299
00:30:02,630 --> 00:30:04,340
‪給老鼠住剛好

300
00:30:06,213 --> 00:30:12,343
‪像你們這種兇惡的前科犯
‪不嚴格控管的話

301
00:30:13,630 --> 00:30:15,510
‪社會大眾會很囉唆的

302
00:30:16,505 --> 00:30:17,955
‪少來找麻煩

303
00:30:21,463 --> 00:30:23,883
‪閉上你的臭嘴，小捲毛

304
00:30:27,421 --> 00:30:28,711
‪你也是捲毛不是嗎？

305
00:30:28,963 --> 00:30:30,673
‪我不一樣

306
00:30:30,755 --> 00:30:32,455
‪我的捲髮器很高級

307
00:30:32,921 --> 00:30:35,801
‪-你的髮捲好像沒用
‪-我故意的

308
00:30:36,380 --> 00:30:37,420
‪-喂！
‪-三振！

309
00:30:37,505 --> 00:30:39,705
‪PL學園，你們在搞什麼啊？

310
00:30:43,380 --> 00:30:45,010
‪賭棒球啊

311
00:30:46,088 --> 00:30:47,628
‪你膽子還真不小

312
00:30:50,921 --> 00:30:53,841
‪要知道，全天都有人盯著你們

313
00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:01,550
‪你是誰啊？

314
00:31:03,088 --> 00:31:04,588
‪我是社長

315
00:31:05,421 --> 00:31:07,341
‪有什麼問題請找我

316
00:31:08,921 --> 00:31:09,761
‪你說什麼？

317
00:31:12,296 --> 00:31:13,836
‪下次想進來時

318
00:31:16,171 --> 00:31:17,421
‪請帶搜索令來

319
00:31:30,380 --> 00:31:31,510
‪那些人來幹嘛？

320
00:31:32,505 --> 00:31:34,955
‪害我錯過精采的部分了

321
00:31:49,713 --> 00:31:50,553
‪麻煩您了

322
00:31:50,630 --> 00:31:51,710
‪（事業計畫書）

323
00:32:04,213 --> 00:32:07,093
‪要借製作A片的錢？

324
00:32:07,338 --> 00:32:08,458
‪是的

325
00:32:09,713 --> 00:32:13,053
‪恕我冒昧請教
‪府上有錄影帶播放器嗎？

326
00:32:13,130 --> 00:32:13,960
‪有

327
00:32:14,088 --> 00:32:16,338
‪我們喜歡全家一起看歐美電影

328
00:32:17,838 --> 00:32:20,628
‪這世上最多人看的作品類別是…

329
00:32:21,755 --> 00:32:22,835
‪A片

330
00:32:25,463 --> 00:32:30,173
‪可以盡情地觀看動態的裸體

331
00:32:30,755 --> 00:32:32,085
‪所以當然最多人看

332
00:32:33,213 --> 00:32:36,923
‪錄影帶也是靠A片才能普及

333
00:32:41,088 --> 00:32:42,508
‪以實際感受來說，您有何想法？

334
00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:49,133
‪您也有在看A片吧？

335
00:32:53,046 --> 00:32:54,046
‪那倒是

336
00:32:56,921 --> 00:32:58,131
‪好色哦

337
00:33:14,796 --> 00:33:15,626
‪到了

338
00:33:16,838 --> 00:33:19,128
‪大叔，這部車不錯吧？

339
00:33:20,046 --> 00:33:22,376
‪有個老頭想連夜跑路
‪我跟他便宜買下的

340
00:33:23,921 --> 00:33:25,881
‪這是今天加入我們部隊的兩位

341
00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:27,211
‪打個招呼吧

342
00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:28,378
‪我是三田村

343
00:33:28,963 --> 00:33:29,883
‪為什麼想來我們這裡？

344
00:33:30,171 --> 00:33:33,131
‪-因為我夢想成為黑澤明
‪-黑澤…

345
00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:35,050
‪但我們是製作A片的

346
00:33:36,046 --> 00:33:37,206
‪大驚…

347
00:33:37,463 --> 00:33:39,633
‪-可是敏先生說…
‪-小細節就別計較了

348
00:33:40,296 --> 00:33:41,876
‪這個大個子叫後藤

349
00:33:41,963 --> 00:33:45,633
‪我是後藤
‪在社會人士橄欖球隊打後衛

350
00:33:46,088 --> 00:33:48,758
‪-隊友都叫我阿後
‪-那綽號就叫橄欖球吧

351
00:33:49,796 --> 00:33:52,416
‪-叫橄欖球可以嗎？
‪-可以，好記又好叫

352
00:33:53,005 --> 00:33:54,085
‪那就叫我橄欖球吧

353
00:33:54,171 --> 00:33:56,801
‪很好，那我們趕快出發

354
00:33:59,130 --> 00:34:02,090
‪-那你做過什麼？
‪-我以前是棒球社

355
00:34:02,713 --> 00:34:04,593
‪-我不是問社團
‪-那…

356
00:34:04,671 --> 00:34:06,961
‪-你來這裡之前做了什麼？
‪-我洗了個澡

357
00:34:24,713 --> 00:34:26,133
‪攪成這樣可以嗎？

358
00:34:26,505 --> 00:34:28,835
‪可以，再加太白粉進去

359
00:34:29,171 --> 00:34:30,301
‪好，太白粉

360
00:34:31,796 --> 00:34:33,956
‪-注意不要加太多
‪-好

361
00:34:34,338 --> 00:34:37,258
‪-之後再用蛋黃稍微調整一下顏色
‪-是

362
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,880
‪不好意思，私處貼這麼寬可以嗎？

363
00:34:40,088 --> 00:34:43,208
‪私處貼3.5公分內都可以
‪勉強能遮住就好

364
00:34:45,255 --> 00:34:46,085
‪好了

365
00:34:46,671 --> 00:34:48,011
‪妳看，化完多可愛

366
00:34:48,296 --> 00:34:50,086
‪化妝是女生的特權喔

367
00:34:51,713 --> 00:34:53,513
‪我做好了，麻煩確認

368
00:34:53,588 --> 00:34:54,958
‪好，謝謝

369
00:34:55,505 --> 00:34:57,665
‪-請貼上這個
‪-好

370
00:35:03,005 --> 00:35:04,375
‪-貼好了
‪-好

371
00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:07,421
‪-這個黏在前面
‪-好

372
00:35:09,421 --> 00:35:11,051
‪-好了
‪-要拉了

373
00:35:11,130 --> 00:35:11,960
‪好

374
00:35:12,713 --> 00:35:15,093
‪-好了，這個貼在前面
‪-是

375
00:35:20,213 --> 00:35:21,763
‪好厲害

376
00:35:24,463 --> 00:35:27,263
‪原來我們看到的都是假的

377
00:35:27,463 --> 00:35:29,923
‪當然，精液是假的

378
00:35:30,130 --> 00:35:31,960
‪-這樣可以嗎？
‪-可以了

379
00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:36,008
‪性器官要用私處貼遮起來
‪這是擬真槍實彈的常識

380
00:35:36,296 --> 00:35:38,836
‪我看看，這樣就完成了

381
00:35:40,005 --> 00:35:41,705
‪我還是不想拍

382
00:35:42,546 --> 00:35:44,626
‪我不要拍三級片

383
00:35:48,588 --> 00:35:51,878
‪工作人員都在待命了，快點開始吧

384
00:35:52,296 --> 00:35:53,126
‪我不要

385
00:35:54,338 --> 00:35:56,088
‪妳負得起賠償金嗎？

386
00:36:00,380 --> 00:36:03,960
‪你跟女孩子講話不要那麼咄咄逼人

387
00:36:05,171 --> 00:36:09,131
‪妳別多嘴，那是他們的事

388
00:36:09,213 --> 00:36:10,633
‪會影響到拍攝的

389
00:36:11,463 --> 00:36:13,213
‪也不過就是A片嘛

390
00:36:15,046 --> 00:36:18,006
‪我們只是因為電影沒得拍了
‪才來拍這個的

391
00:36:18,505 --> 00:36:20,585
‪我們快點把這種工作結束吧

392
00:36:20,921 --> 00:36:21,801
‪走了

393
00:36:25,713 --> 00:36:29,013
‪這劇本也太糟了，是寫作文嗎？

394
00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:31,298
‪是認真要這樣拍？

395
00:36:33,046 --> 00:36:35,586
‪來了，在這邊！

396
00:36:36,255 --> 00:36:40,125
‪再過來一點，可以再過來一點

397
00:36:40,213 --> 00:36:42,053
‪很好，停車

398
00:36:42,838 --> 00:36:43,918
‪謝謝

399
00:36:45,046 --> 00:36:46,046
‪拜囉

400
00:36:48,255 --> 00:36:50,045
‪再聯絡我，我晚點來接妳

401
00:36:50,130 --> 00:36:52,420
‪好，拜拜

402
00:36:59,130 --> 00:37:00,670
‪她是今天要演出的女演員

403
00:37:01,505 --> 00:37:02,505
‪來，這是劇本

404
00:37:03,671 --> 00:37:07,461
‪這是什麼？“田了園”？
‪是燒肉店嗎？

405
00:37:09,213 --> 00:37:10,263
‪幫她標上注音

406
00:37:11,338 --> 00:37:13,338
‪少給我添麻煩了！

407
00:37:15,755 --> 00:37:17,955
‪你也夠了吧，她很害怕耶

408
00:37:21,963 --> 00:37:23,673
‪你是騙她來的嗎？

409
00:37:24,671 --> 00:37:28,211
‪不是，我有取得她的同意

410
00:37:29,463 --> 00:37:30,303
‪她可以回去了

411
00:37:33,088 --> 00:37:34,418
‪-我受夠了
‪-等等

412
00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:38,208
‪站住！

413
00:37:43,255 --> 00:37:44,335
‪你是正義感作祟嗎？

414
00:37:44,546 --> 00:37:45,706
‪你們也可以回去了

415
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,510
‪A片新人導演
‪好像不知道自己在說什麼耶

416
00:37:50,630 --> 00:37:51,670
‪-是吧？
‪-就是

417
00:37:52,088 --> 00:37:55,878
‪我們平常是拍電影的…

418
00:37:55,963 --> 00:37:57,173
‪你這二百五

419
00:37:57,838 --> 00:38:02,458
‪我的A片要是跟你的爛電影放一起
‪大家都會選我的片

420
00:38:05,963 --> 00:38:07,343
‪無聊

421
00:38:09,380 --> 00:38:12,130
‪收工了啦，收工！

422
00:38:12,838 --> 00:38:14,208
‪-收工！
‪-是

423
00:38:17,838 --> 00:38:18,878
‪妳會留下來吧？

424
00:38:19,338 --> 00:38:22,338
‪是的，我叫小瀨田順子，請多指教

425
00:38:22,421 --> 00:38:23,261
‪好，請多指教

426
00:38:23,338 --> 00:38:26,708
‪-我是奈緒子，請多指教
‪-請多指教

427
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,090
‪-來，幫她化得好看點
‪-是

428
00:38:29,213 --> 00:38:30,553
‪-拜託妳了
‪-好

429
00:38:34,255 --> 00:38:36,255
‪橄欖球，你負責攝影機

430
00:38:36,630 --> 00:38:37,710
‪-攝影機？
‪-攝影機交給你

431
00:38:37,796 --> 00:38:39,296
‪-三田村
‪-是

432
00:38:39,421 --> 00:38:41,761
‪-你負責打光
‪-打光嗎？

433
00:38:41,838 --> 00:38:42,918
‪-阿敏！
‪-是！

434
00:38:43,005 --> 00:38:43,875
‪你負責收音

435
00:38:43,963 --> 00:38:45,133
‪-收音？
‪-對

436
00:38:46,088 --> 00:38:49,128
‪不要，快停下來

437
00:38:49,505 --> 00:38:51,875
‪-誰快來救救我
‪-阿敏

438
00:38:52,546 --> 00:38:54,206
‪帶我到甲子園

439
00:38:55,255 --> 00:38:57,085
‪再跟我一起死吧！

440
00:38:58,255 --> 00:38:59,205
‪卡！

441
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:01,338
‪好

442
00:39:03,755 --> 00:39:05,335
‪再複習一下故事大綱

443
00:39:05,755 --> 00:39:10,335
‪你是高中棒球少年
‪但發生車禍，一隻腿廢了

444
00:39:10,546 --> 00:39:11,956
‪每天都活在絕望之中

445
00:39:12,463 --> 00:39:14,963
‪因此你襲擊了這輛
‪會抵達甲子園的公車

446
00:39:15,130 --> 00:39:17,840
‪這時有個穿迷你裙的天使出現

447
00:39:18,130 --> 00:39:20,090
‪你感覺到了生與死

448
00:39:20,296 --> 00:39:23,166
‪把天使帶到球場開始做愛
‪知道了嗎？

449
00:39:23,255 --> 00:39:24,085
‪是

450
00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:29,303
‪將美麗的天使壓在這醜陋的鐵塊上！

451
00:39:29,546 --> 00:39:32,626
‪像野獸一樣舔她可愛的屁股！

452
00:39:32,713 --> 00:39:34,013
‪-懂了嗎？辦得到吧？
‪-可以

453
00:39:34,088 --> 00:39:36,008
‪-好，那開拍吧
‪-是

454
00:39:36,088 --> 00:39:37,588
‪-不好意思，我要幫她補妝
‪-好

455
00:39:39,963 --> 00:39:41,133
‪-那要開拍囉
‪-好

456
00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:43,085
‪橄欖球，攝影機會操作吧？

457
00:39:43,171 --> 00:39:45,171
‪-鏡頭要跟好，全都要拍到
‪-我知道了

458
00:39:45,296 --> 00:39:46,666
‪-全部都要拍到
‪-都準備好了

459
00:39:47,338 --> 00:39:49,758
‪開始，打開攝影機

460
00:39:50,671 --> 00:39:51,671
‪打開了

461
00:39:51,796 --> 00:39:52,756
‪開拍

462
00:39:54,005 --> 00:39:55,625
‪-感覺到生與死！
‪-是

463
00:39:55,713 --> 00:39:56,843
‪-還有絕望！
‪-是

464
00:39:56,921 --> 00:39:58,551
‪-用靈魂做愛！
‪-是！

465
00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:00,010
‪-成為野獸！
‪-是！

466
00:40:00,088 --> 00:40:02,418
‪預備，開始！

467
00:40:02,671 --> 00:40:04,261
‪-車掌小姐
‪-不要

468
00:40:04,838 --> 00:40:07,588
‪我本來想前進甲子園的

469
00:40:08,463 --> 00:40:10,963
‪渾蛋，要是沒發生那次意外的話

470
00:40:13,171 --> 00:40:14,171
‪不要這樣

471
00:40:15,171 --> 00:40:17,711
‪你還是有夢想的

472
00:40:17,921 --> 00:40:18,921
‪車掌小姐

473
00:40:19,463 --> 00:40:20,343
‪不行

474
00:40:20,755 --> 00:40:22,205
‪快住手

475
00:40:22,421 --> 00:40:23,461
‪住手

476
00:40:24,463 --> 00:40:26,013
‪跟我一起死吧

477
00:40:28,796 --> 00:40:30,876
‪不要

478
00:40:31,255 --> 00:40:34,835
‪-我不要…
‪-手貼著公車

479
00:40:35,588 --> 00:40:36,758
‪不要

480
00:40:41,755 --> 00:40:44,125
‪保持這個姿勢看這邊

481
00:40:44,213 --> 00:40:45,843
‪真性感

482
00:40:46,463 --> 00:40:50,303
‪慢慢張開腿，一點一點慢慢張開

483
00:40:50,671 --> 00:40:54,591
‪-快停下來
‪-弓起來了…

484
00:40:54,963 --> 00:40:59,013
‪再把腳張更開點，要看到內褲

485
00:41:01,171 --> 00:41:02,711
‪很好！重頭戲來了

486
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:08,300
‪舔進去了…舔得好深！

487
00:41:09,046 --> 00:41:10,296
‪畫面真美

488
00:41:11,005 --> 00:41:12,165
‪不用忍耐

489
00:41:12,255 --> 00:41:15,665
‪可以叫得更大聲一點
‪就是這樣，大聲一點

490
00:41:15,755 --> 00:41:19,625
‪繼續叫，好淫蕩…

491
00:41:19,713 --> 00:41:20,633
‪妳這蕩婦！

492
00:41:20,713 --> 00:41:22,303
‪導演，有學生在看

493
00:41:22,588 --> 00:41:25,958
‪很好，讓他們盡情看！
‪這是最棒的社會教育！

494
00:41:26,046 --> 00:41:27,206
‪快插進來

495
00:41:27,505 --> 00:41:29,255
‪別讓她等，快上！

496
00:41:29,338 --> 00:41:31,378
‪-車掌小姐
‪-好美

497
00:41:31,505 --> 00:41:34,875
‪-你們都還是人類，成為野獸吧！
‪-好舒服

498
00:41:34,963 --> 00:41:37,963
‪感受生與死吧！

499
00:41:38,380 --> 00:41:40,460
‪從絕望的深淵中振作吧！

500
00:41:49,630 --> 00:41:50,760
‪不行

501
00:41:54,046 --> 00:41:54,956
‪不要拍到影子

502
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,960
‪-拍表情
‪-我還要更多

503
00:41:58,796 --> 00:42:00,836
‪-節奏保持一致
‪-我還要

504
00:42:01,421 --> 00:42:04,011
‪不要都讓她動，你要主導！

505
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:07,670
‪非常好，漂亮

506
00:42:07,755 --> 00:42:08,755
‪不行

507
00:42:11,713 --> 00:42:14,883
‪卡，很好，非常漂亮

508
00:42:17,463 --> 00:42:20,173
‪大叔，要日落了

509
00:42:20,255 --> 00:42:23,625
‪-怎麼辦？
‪-交給我，接下來的發展不得了

510
00:42:23,713 --> 00:42:25,423
‪接下來就是電影場面了

511
00:42:26,005 --> 00:42:27,125
‪瀨田小姐，久等了

512
00:42:27,505 --> 00:42:30,125
‪終日悲傷的野獸，死亡的交媾

513
00:42:30,963 --> 00:42:31,803
‪要開始囉！

514
00:42:33,046 --> 00:42:34,626
‪預備，開始動！

515
00:42:36,380 --> 00:42:37,210
‪開拍！

516
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,130
‪要高潮了…

517
00:42:40,505 --> 00:42:42,665
‪-要高潮了
‪-車掌小姐，我要射了

518
00:42:43,171 --> 00:42:44,381
‪要射了

519
00:42:46,463 --> 00:42:48,883
‪混帳甲子園！

520
00:43:02,338 --> 00:43:04,958
‪混帳甲子園！

521
00:43:05,838 --> 00:43:08,418
‪混帳的是你！

522
00:43:24,255 --> 00:43:25,335
‪爆破！

523
00:44:22,546 --> 00:44:24,046
‪大家今天辛苦了

524
00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:27,380
‪-乾杯
‪-乾杯

525
00:44:27,713 --> 00:44:30,713
‪-謝謝
‪-來，乾杯

526
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:33,960
‪真是太棒了

527
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:35,958
‪好厲害，真的拍得很好

528
00:44:36,046 --> 00:44:38,006
‪奈緒子演得超棒的

529
00:44:38,546 --> 00:44:42,416
‪對啊，最後的眼淚都感動了我

530
00:44:42,755 --> 00:44:44,335
‪妳真的很棒

531
00:44:47,088 --> 00:44:48,208
‪妳很努力

532
00:44:55,546 --> 00:44:56,506
‪為什麼要哭？

533
00:44:59,838 --> 00:45:00,668
‪老實說

534
00:45:02,005 --> 00:45:06,045
‪我拍片本來只是為了錢

535
00:45:08,713 --> 00:45:09,633
‪我很開心

536
00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:17,341
‪很少有人誇獎我

537
00:45:20,671 --> 00:45:21,511
‪導演！

538
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,880
‪我一定要再跟你合作

539
00:45:29,546 --> 00:45:30,546
‪打勾勾

540
00:45:33,255 --> 00:45:34,875
‪打勾勾約好了

541
00:45:34,963 --> 00:45:38,803
‪-說謊的人要吞千根針
‪-久等了，這是豬腳

542
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,420
‪打勾勾哦

543
00:45:40,505 --> 00:45:42,585
‪-是豬腳
‪-我的最愛

544
00:45:42,671 --> 00:45:44,921
‪-我也最愛豬腳，大家吃吧
‪-吃吧

545
00:45:48,088 --> 00:45:49,258
‪只有豬腳嗎？

546
00:45:49,796 --> 00:45:51,086
‪-對
‪-什麼？

547
00:45:52,130 --> 00:45:56,260
‪里肌肉要1100圓，五花肉要900圓
‪豬腳660圓

548
00:45:56,755 --> 00:46:00,205
‪以十個人來計算
‪豬腳已經是我們目前經費的極限了

549
00:46:00,338 --> 00:46:01,458
‪什麼嘛

550
00:46:02,796 --> 00:46:04,046
‪給我醋

551
00:46:04,213 --> 00:46:05,173
‪驚

552
00:46:06,380 --> 00:46:07,460
‪大驚

553
00:46:09,755 --> 00:46:11,755
‪真好吃

554
00:46:13,713 --> 00:46:17,553
‪你要怎麼處理村西？

555
00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:39,303
‪我看…

556
00:46:41,630 --> 00:46:45,260
‪就隨便捏造個罪名

557
00:46:46,505 --> 00:46:47,705
‪再把他抓進去吧

558
00:46:48,005 --> 00:46:48,835
‪不必

559
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,630
‪廠商越多越好

560
00:46:53,213 --> 00:46:56,763
‪A片市場越是擴大

561
00:46:57,088 --> 00:46:58,798
‪夢想也會變大

562
00:47:01,296 --> 00:47:05,586
‪那這個大餅裡最好也要有我的份才行

563
00:47:09,046 --> 00:47:11,086
‪會長好

564
00:47:11,171 --> 00:47:12,551
‪-您好
‪-會長好

565
00:47:18,546 --> 00:47:21,546
‪真希望有一天能大嗑牛排啊，大叔

566
00:47:23,046 --> 00:47:24,506
‪不久後就能吃了

567
00:47:47,838 --> 00:47:48,668
‪是嗎？

568
00:47:49,296 --> 00:47:50,956
‪三田村，快吃豬腳

569
00:47:51,546 --> 00:47:52,376
‪是

570
00:47:53,421 --> 00:47:54,591
‪橄欖球，不准剩下

571
00:47:54,671 --> 00:47:55,511
‪沒問題

572
00:47:55,963 --> 00:47:56,883
‪服務生