Welcome to The Clue-Fest.
Hello, Clue-Fest!
Tonight, it's a masked main stage of festival headliners.
The line-up has been announced.
Who is it?
What is going on with this show?
Who is it?
What's happened?
This is The Masked Singer...
...Clue-Fest!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Who are you? Who are you?
# Who are you? Who's that behind the mask? #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# I used to rule the world
# Seas would rise when I gave the word
# Now in the morning, I sleep alone
# Sweep the streets That I used to own
# I used to roll the dice
# Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
# Listen as the crowds would sing
# "Now the old king is dead Long live the king."
ALL: # I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
# Roman cavalry choirs are singing
# Be my mirror, my sword And my shield
# My missionaries in a foreign field
# For some reason I can't explain
# I know Saint Peter Won't call my name
# Never an honest word
# But that was when I ruled the world
# I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
# Roman cavalry choirs are singing
# For some reason I can't explain
# I know Saint Peter Won't call my name
# Never an honest word
# But that was when I ruled the world. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE That was so good!
So good.
Oh! Yay!
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, Joel Dommett!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Yes, jacket Potato! Love that!
Give it up for our festival headliners!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
WOW!
Welcome, everybody, to the main stage
of The Masked Singer Clue Festival.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
It's Joel Dommett, by the way. I don't know whether you got that.
I've got my AAA pass and my bucket hat.
Shall I, erm...?
Shall I keep it on or shall I take it off?
CHANTING: Take it off! Take it off!
Take it off!
There you go.
Oh...!
Now I just need somebody's shoulders to sit on.
Jonathanm? No, Davina, she's way stronger.
It's our VIP panel, everybody!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Ravers! Ravers! Ravers! Come on!
I've got the ramp. And the ramp's got confetti on it!
The ramp's got... I've gotta get up the...
Urgh...!
Come on.
I might have to have a bit of a run up. The ramp...
Oh, God...
LAUGHTER
I'm up! I'm up!
Christ!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Imagine if I was in an ambulance dressed like this.
LAUGHTER
He is outstanding in his field.
Somebody, get him a chair, it's Jonathan Ross!
Hello, everyone.
Hello, Joel.
She's had more hits than my tent pegs,
it's Rita Ora!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
She's great on your tellies, she's even better in her wellies,
it's Davina McCall! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
He's glamping in a Winnebag-Mo.
It's Mo Gilligan!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Very nice.
First of all, can I say you all look absolutely fantastic?
You've really gone with the festival vibe.
Yes.
Is that really festival wear? I mean...
It is. Wait, hold on.
Mo, did you not get the memo about fancy dress?
Yeah, well, I looked fancy and I'm dressed, so...
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Oh, yeah, that goes.
There we go, that's better.
Yay!
That's the look, come on, Mo. Here's another pair of blue shades.
That's more like it. That is a vibe, man.
You look good, Mo. That does look good.
I am absolutely sweating in this!
LAUGHTER
I can't keep this on for the whole day.
Well, fest of luck, people! It's our panel, everyone.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Tonight's line-up of legends
will perform for these rowdy festival-goers.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
After all five have taken to the stage,
the two characters with the fewest votes
will compete in a sing-off,
and one of them will be unmasked.
And remember, there are clues everywhere.
It is a veritable clue-fest.
Whatever veritable means.
LAUGHTER
So keep a close eye on the clue packages,
parts of which feature a veritable of stunt doubles.
LAUGHTER I think I used that right.
OK, time for our first act.
They're going to absolutely trash the place.
It's Rubbish!
OK, Rubbish. OK, here we go.
Last time, I went head-to-head with a pigeon.
# So, come on Let me entertain you... #
The panel's guesses were all worthy of a place in my bin.
Goldie. Dean Gaffney.
Sir Chris Hoy. Antony Costa.
I might be a bin, but you can't take me out that easy.
Take me out? Take me out?
You're asking, "What's your angle?"
Well, going green is important to me.
So, green must be a colour. Like, he is green.
It's amazing what you can find thrown out among the rubbish.
This brings back a few memories.
I learnt everything I know by copying what I saw on here.
Oh, on TV. Maybe learnt how to act.
There's no such thing as junk, though,
because lots of things can be recycled.
It's about reusing.
Oh, a Formula 1 car.
Oh! Oh, racing driver.
You can do it again and again and again
and again and again and again and again.
That's right, you heard me.
You've been framed. Yeah, yeah.
Tonight you'll be asking, "Where have I bin all your life?"
Get ready for this dump-star to hit the stage.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Let it never be said
# The romance is dead
# Cos there's so little else Occupying my head... #
Maybe it's someone a bit older. Yeah.
# There is nothing I need Except a function to breathe
# But I'm not really fussed
# Doesn't matter to me
# Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!
# Do you, do you, do you, do you
# Know what you're doing Doing to me?
# Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!
# Due to lack of interest Tomorrow is cancel led
# Let the clocks be reset And the pendulums held... #
Not a singer, but having fun.
# Cos there's nothing at all Except the space in between
# Finding out what you're called
# And repeating your name
# Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!
# Do you, do you, do you, do you
# Know what you're doing Doing to me?
# Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!
# Could it be, could it be
# That you're joking with me
# And you don't really see You and me? #
4* Rub Yes'- Y- I Rub“ Rflby'.
# Do you, do you, do you, do you? #
Sunglasses, they might be a clue as well.
# Ruby, Ruby, Ruby! #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Give it up for Rubbish, everyone!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE That was so good!
Oh, I love, love the bees.
I love the bees. He was the bee's knees!
LAUGHTER
Who wants to go first? I'll go first if you want.
You may be rubbish in the way you dress,
but you're not rubbish in the way you perform. That was a lot of fun.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE A lot of fun.
But in the clue package, it mentioned angles.
And also, there were frames at the end.
Ancl angles are something that you get in gymnastics.
I wonder whether it is someone from the world of gymnastics.
I noticed also the TV. What was showing on the TV?
Do you remember what was on the TV? Fuzz.
Static. Static.
Static is another term for a division of gymnastics.
Is it? Yes.
Ancl I'm going to guess that it is
UK gold-winner Max Whitlock in there, ladies and gentlemen.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
That'd be amazing. That's who I think it might be.
I thought Rita had a good guess.
I was gonna steal it, but I decided to pass.
Thank you, Jonathan.
I went down this whole route of the TV thing.
Ancl then I saw that there was a car.
Ancl that led me to thinking, "OK, Top Gear," know what I mean?
Ancl then I thought, "Paddy McGuinness."
Yeah. Paddy McGuinness in there?
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Because the bin said, "You might take me out."
Yeah, and I thought, "Oh, that could be another clue."
Oh, that's a good guess, Rita. Could be big Paddy in there.
Davina McCall?
So, there was a lot about recycling and reusing.
Ancl you feel passionate about
not just throwing things away, nothing is rubbish.
Ancl I thought about a lovely show
that's also all about trying to make good things
that other people might throw away.
It's called The Repair Shop.
So I'm going to go with Jay Blades. jay Blades is a good shout.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Mo, what are you thinking?
There was a few more clues that keep pointing me
in the same direction as a few weeks ago,
cos, obviously, we've seen the clues of the Olympic rings.
And then there was the photo frame,
so I thought possibly, if it's a cyclist,
then maybe one of their medals or achievements
could have been, like, a photo-framed finish.
And I think it's Sir Chris Hoy, that's who I think it is.
Sir Chris Hoy. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
OK, Mo. Yeah.
Do you want another clue? Yes!
OK, it's time to play Clue Or False?
Rubbish is going to give you two clues
in the form of a rumour heard at a festival.
You just have to figure out which one's clue and which one is false.
Clue number one, Rubbish.
OK. And clue number two?
Audience, which clue do you think is true, one or two?
Cheer if you think it's number one. SMATTERING OF CHEERS
Cheer if you think it's number two. LOUD CHEERING
"I only got a medal when I spoke up."
So is it someone who was an activist maybe,
or they campaigned and got a medal or something?
On bikes, aren't there things called spokes?
There are. Yes.
APPLAUSE
Mo! See...
I'm telling you, I'm reading between the lines, Joel.
I'm on it this year.
Well, we'll only lift the lid on who's inside
when they've been thrown out.
Give it up for Rubbish, everyone.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Well done, Rubbish.
Head off down the tunnel.
The panel thought Rubbish was the bee's knees,
but did they guess correctly?
Who do you think's behind the mask?
An amazing second performance in the can.
But they're gonna flip their lid when they find out who I am.
After the break, the clue-fest cloon-tinues,
when Fawn gets into the groove.
Don't move. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Who's that behind the mask? #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Welcome back to The Masked Singer.
It's our Clue-Fest special,
and we are in-tent on having a great time.
Weee!
We've still got four more headliners waiting to hit the main stage.
And next up... THUNDER RUMBLES
...it looks like rain, dear.
It's Fawn!
ENGAGED TONE ON PHONE
# Ever just the same... #
My last performance was a tale as old as time.
Hannah Waddingham. Kim Woodburn.
Mel C.
# As the sun will rise... #
I was voted through by the audience.
And I'm one very happy deer!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Now, my home might be the forest,
but it was in a topsy-turvy land
that I discovered a very heavy silvery-white metal.
Platinum? Platinum-selling album.
Yeah, or single.
And that wasn't the only place.
There were, of course, lots of other trophies,
which was amazing.
Trophy... Someone that's won some stuff.
Look, look, a pin. A bowling pin.
Maybe that pin means, like, pin-up.
However, my own aspirations were always much simpler,
and I'm pleased to say I accomplished those goals
more than once.
Jam and marmalade. What kind of marmalade, though?
Tonight, I'm going to bring joy, song, and a whole lot of deer.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Oh, a big tune.
# Get into the groove
# Boy, you've got to prove Your love to me
# Yeah
# Get up on your feet
# Yeah, step to the beat
# Boy, what will it be?
# Music can be Such a revelation... #
I know this voice.
# Dancing with you Gives me sweet sensation... #
Does sound a bit like Kylie. No.
# We might be lovers If the rhythm's right
# I hope this feeling Never ends tonight
# Only when I'm dancing And I feel this free
# At night, I lock the doors Where no-one else can see
# I'm tired of dancing here All by myself
# Tonight, I want to dance With someone else
# Get into the groove
# Boy, you've got to prove Your love to me
# Yeah
# Get up on your feet Yeah, step to the beat
# Boy, what will it be?
# Live out your fantasy Here with me
# just let the music set you free
# Touch my body, and move in time
# Now I know you're mine
# Get into the groove
# Boy, you've got to prove
# Your love to me
# Get up on your feet Yeah, step to the beat
# Boy, what will it be?
# Get into the groove
# Boy, you've go to prove Your love to me
# Yeah
# Get up on your feet Yeah, step to the beat
# Boy, what will it be?
# Get into the groove
# Boy, you've got to prove Your love to me, yeah. #
OK.
Oh, yeah! That's good.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Oh!
Yeah.
I loved that, Fawn.
I loved that. So good.
Fawn, everybody!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Rita, you look pretty mesmerised. I love Fawn.
I really love Fawn.
You are so cute and, like, elegant and classy.
Ancl I really love the fact that you can sing.
It's just you confuse me the most. Yes.
I think I have it and then I'm like, "Maybe not."
First of all, the bowling pin.
Is it somebody that is known to be a pin-up?
That's good. That's a good guess.
Yes, and then I thought, you did say "topsy-turvy land".
Ancl what is that, down under? That's giving me Australia, right?
Ancl if I go off your voice, I don't know why,
but the tone sounds like Delta Goodrem.
OK. That's a good guess.
I like that name a lot. Yes.
Jonathan, I'll come to you next. Topsy-turvy land,
I'm interpreting that possibly as japan
because there was a Gilbert and Sullivan musical called Mikado
and a film about it called Topsy-Turvy.
Ancl what martial art do you think of when you think of japan?
Ka rate. Yes.
Ancl someone I'm thinking of is not just a great singer,
she's also someone who has won medals for our country doing karate.
I'm thinking it's Anne-Marie in there, ladies and gentlemen.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
No, no. What do you mean, no?
There's just no way. Her voice sounds nothing like Anne-Marie.
Yeah, like you'd know. I do know!
Also, before we go on, though, that person is a maniac.
Did you see, at the picnic, she had scones out.
She put marmalade on!
LAUGHTER
Unbelievable. What is wrong with you?
Marmalade on a scone?!
Personally, I'd say "scon". But I don't want to start a riot.
Mo, what are you thinking?
Oh, that was so good. I like that song.
I felt like going back to the '80s. Woolworths.
LAUGHTER Dixons.
LAUGHTER
When I looked at the clues, though, there was white metal, right?
One of the famous white metals is platinum.
This could be someone that might have a platinum-selling song.
Then you guys said about down under,
you mentioned one of the Minogues, it could be Dannii Minogue.
Oh, that is a good guess, Mo. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
There was a thing where she had a box marked "precious cargo".
Maybe Dannii had Kylie in the box and she was bringing her over.
LAUGHTER I like that a lot.
Davina? So...
I also thought about the going down under,
but I thought more along the lines of I'm A Celebrity,
and that possibly that winning awards would be a winner.
So I was thinking in my head of all the girls that had won,
and I stopped on jacquelinejossa.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE OK.
I don't know if anybody remembers this, but she didn't go to the NTAs
because she went bowling with her family.
What? Yeah, it was in all the papers.
Ancl I knowjacqueline can sing.
I like that, it's a really good guess.
Do you want a bit of help? Yes, please.
OK, let's play Clue Or False?
Fawn will give us two festival rumours
and the audience will help you decide which one's phony
and which one's genui-ony.
LAUGHTER
OK, Fawn, let's hear clue number one.
From the movies.
Delta's been in movies. And clue number two?
Maybe somebody who's in the theatre?
OK, audience, which clue do you think is true, one or two?
Shout if you think it's clue number one.
SMATTERING OF CHEERS
Shout if you think it's clue number two.
LOUD CHEERING
OK, so more for two, Jonathan. Break a leg.
So, it's someone in show business cos that's what actors say,
or you're agreeing with me it's Anne-Marie,
who, with her karate skills, could break all our legs.
LAUGHTER
Will you being saying, "Doe!" when you see who's inside our deer?
You'll only know when the mask comes off. Give it up for Fawn, everybody.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Well done, Fawn, that was so good.
Have the panel found the groove with their guesses?
Who do you think is behind the mask?
I was an all-singing, all-prancing Fawn tonight.
But the panel are off their trotters with those guesses.
Time for a break now.
Grab a snack from your nearest overpriced food stall
and I'll see you in a few.
# Who's that behind the mask? #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Oh, welcome back to The Masked Singer Clue-Fest,
where I am desperate for the clues.
If we don't crack this case soon, I might burst!
LAUGHTER Oh, no, it's too late.
Next on the main stage,
I never thought we'd get this guy on the show,
but what do rhi-know?
It's Rhino!
Yay!
# Who are you? Who are you?
# Who are you? Who's that behind the mask? #
# if I lay here... #
Last time, the panel's guesses were wild.
Could it be James Blunt? Russell Brand.
Freddie Flint off. Rylan Clark.
I absolutely loved that performance
and I'm ready to join the rodeo again this evening.
In this here town, I like to encourage patience.
Patience? A doctor? Hospital? Maybe, yeah.
Drama?
True, I might be a rhino,
but I've never been one to charge into a situation.
It sure could be said
that I've been in a hurry to get somewhere on occasion.
Oh, look, it's the Big Apple. American.
Rhinos are extremely rare creatures...
...and having been the odd one out on the plains before,
I can appreciate how that feels.
Oh, the glasses. Harry Potter.
But being a rhino, you have the natural gift of strength...
Big person, innit? Really big.
...that allows you to break through.
"Break through" sounds like a song title.
Or a breakthrough artist.
So, watch out. Tonight, I'm gonna stampede the competition.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Ever wonder about What he's doing... #
Oh, what?!
# And how it all turned to lies?
# Sometimes I think it's better
# Not to ask why
# Ooooh
# Oooh-hooo... #
Got a great voice. So good.
# Where there is desire There is gonna be a flame
# Where there is a flame Someone's bound to get burned
# just because it burns Doesn't mean you're gonna die
# You've gotta get up and try
# Try. ti')!
# Gotta get up and try, try, try
# Funny how the heart Can be deceiving
# Even for a couple of times
# Why do we fall in love so easy
# Even when it's not right?
# Ooooh... #
WOW!
# Where there is desire There is gonna be a flame
# Where there is a flame Someone's bound to get burned
# But just because it burns Doesn't mean you're gonna die
# You've gotta get up and try
# Try, try... #
That voice. His voice is great.
# Gotta get up and try, try, try
. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
WOW!
Rhino, everybody!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
That's going to be a big star under there.
I know.
They were apparently going to do a duet, but he was a little horse.
AUDIENCE GROANS
Mo Gilligan.
That was a fantastic performance, Rhino.
Wow. It was so good.
Just like extra-hot on a Nando's chicken,
you're just spicy with it.
Like, you make it look so effortless.
I've seen, like, "break through". And you're big, you're a tall guy.
Then there was a connection with New York.
And this person goes out with someone who's from the States.
He goes out with Nicole Scherzinger.
I think it could be rugby player Thorn Evans.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Because he can sing.
He was on X Factor as well. Oh, of course.
Yes. Davina?
That performance was really amazing, you were giving it everything.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I went down a bit of a glasses kind of tunnel here,
so I was, like, Anthony Edwards.
He was in ER, he played Dr Greene.
He wore the little glasses, you're right, yeah.
Now, we were saying, "Hurry to get somewhere on occasion,"
and he played Goose in a very famous movie.
Goose feels the need for speed, people.
Yeah.
Anyway, I'm really hoping it is Anthony Edwards.
Cos I really, really like him a lot.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE I like that a lot.
If that was Goose in there...
Rita who do you think it is? I love Rhino.
Rhino, for me, is one of my favourite voices of the competition.
You've got such a unique tone. I mean, you have the rasp.
You definitely are somebody that has a massive success in music.
Maybe it could be an American. OK, the New York thing.
Or has he sold out Madison Square Garden?
Is this somebody that has toured the world?
It could be one of the Jonas brothers.
Yes, it could be Joe Jonas.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Jonathan?
# You're like a rhino cowboy... #
I love it. I was looking at the clues as well.
There was that signpost that said a long way away.
It was, like, 199,000 miles away.
Could this be someone who was born in 1999?
Oh, yeah. A young singer.
Going with the tone of the voice, could it be James Arthur in there?
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE He's cool and sings like that.
It's a really popular choice.
I can't wait to see you revealed, cos I think we're going to find out
this is a real superstar in there, ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah. Do you guys want a clue? Yes!
OK. I think we need another round of Clue Or False?
Rhino, can we have your festival rumour or clue-mour, please?
Oh. Be real.
And your second one.
Audience, what do you think? Do you think number one is true?
SILENCE
Who thinks number two is true?
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 100% of the audience.
Which one do you think is true?
I think that this star is somebody that's been offered a concert,
or a gig, or an award, and they've turned it down.
Because they are really good.
Well, we'll only see who's worn this horn when the mask comes off.
Give it up for Rhino, everybody!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Have the panel nailed Rhino's identity,
or do they need to try a little harder?
Who do you think is behind the mask?
It's gonna be impossible for the panel to rumble this Rhino.
I've got them all under my hoof. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Let's get back on the clue trail now.
And next up, if you're flappy and you know it,
flap your hands, flap, flap!
It's Pigeon!
# Who are you? Who are you?
# Who are you? Who's that behind the mask? #
# No, I don't want no scrub
# A scrub is the guy That can't get no love from me... #
Last time, the panel couldn't get enough.
I think it's Gemma Collins. What about Emily Atack?
Maya jama.
But wait until they see me again tonight, babes.
Oh, hiya, honey! Fancy a slice?
Won a title? Yes.
Don't be shy. You know I do love a natter.
In fact, that's got to be one of my top-ten favourite things to do.
She loves a chit-chat. jewellery on a tartan basket.
Could be Scottish.
As a chick, I got used to giving speeches,
so I'm comfortable with public speaking.
So she's putting on the accent. Yeah, there's no way.
Top ten, oooh. That's like a singer, right?
And I'll happily speak about anything.
I'll especially speak up on things I believe in.
Us birds, we've got to stick together
After all, we're all birds of a feather.
And, to me, that's rock and roll.
What's the cauliflower? Colleen? Colleen?
Tonight, I'm gonna show you I'm too cool for school.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# I was up in the club With my homies
# Trying to get a little VIP Keep it down on the low-key
# You should know how it feels
# I seen this shorty She was checking up on me
# From the game She was spitting in my ear
# You would think that she know me
# I decided to chill
# Conversation got heavy... # Yeah!
# She had me feeling Like she's ready to blow
#Oh
# She's saying, "Come get me"
# So I got up And followed her to the floor
# She said, "Baby, let's go"
# And I told her I said, "Yeah, yeah"
# Shorty got down low Said, "Come and get me"
# Yeah, yeah
# I got so caught up I forgot she told me
# Yeah, yeah
# She and my girl Used to be the best of homies
# Yeah, yeah
# Next thing I know She's all up on me screaming
# Yeah, yeah, yeah
# Yeah, yeah-yeah
# Yeah, yeah, yeah
# Yeah, yeah-yeah
# And she's all up in my head now
# Got me thinking that it might be A good idea to take her with me
# Cos she's ready to leave
# Let's go!
# But I gotta keep it real now
# Cos on a one to ten She's a certified 20
# But that just ain't me... #
I think they're putting on the accent even when they're singing.
# If I take that chance just where it's gonna lead
# What I do know ls the way she dance
# Make shorty all right with me
# The way she get low, I'm like "Yeah, work that out for me"
# She asks for one more dance I'm like, "Yeah"
# How the hell Am I supposed to leave?
# When I'm like, yeah, yeah
# Shorty got down low Said, "Come and get me"
# Yeah, yeah
# I got so caught up I forgot she told me
# Yeah, yeah
# She and my girl They used to be the best of homies
# Yeah, yeah
# Next thing I know She was all up on me, screaming
# Yeah, yeah, yeah
# Yeah, yeah
# Yeah. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Love it! Good one, good one.
Oh, yeah, Pigeon.
Give it up for Pigeon, everybody. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Davina, you're up and ready and raring to answer.
What do you think?
Oh, my God, Pigeon, I love you.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Ancl can I just say, you and Joel are looking good together tonight.
Hey, come on in, Pigeon.
That is a show-winning performance right there
because you just bring such character to everything.
Put him down, Pigeon. Put him down.
So I'm seeing...
No! Pigeon...
Pigeon!
She's got to be a comedian of some sort, she is hilarious.
Last time I said Emily Atack.
She's so funny, Emily Atack.
I saw the word "title",
and I think she is playing the title role
of Holly Go lightly in Breakfast At Tiffany's.
Also, her TV show is called The Emily Atack Show,
so she's got her own name in the title of her show.
Oh, the title, the title of her show. It's Emily Atack.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE I love that.
Mo?
Pigeon, that was so fun. I lost myself.
I forgot what I had to do here.
She fancies you as well. Look, she's off.
She's showing you her butt. Look, look!
LAUGHTER
What is going on on this show?
If it is Emily Atack,
she does a very good impression of Gemma Collins.
But I think it is Gemma Collins.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
A lot of people agreeing with you.
I think Gemma Collins would try and disguise her voice more.
Like, she sounds too like Gemma Collins.
Not GC. She's like, "Oh, I can't be bothered, I'm not getting involved."
She's just gonna go for it. Rita, who do you think it is?
I thought maybe it could be someone who has a huge personality
that is super-comfortable to have conversations on television.
Then I thought Loose Women. She's a lovely mum, super-funny,
and queen of the jungle, Stacey Solomon.
Yeah, it could be Stacey.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
But the thing is with Stacey, she can sing.
So probably she's trying... But she might be disguising.
Yeah, so she's trying probably not to sing.
Yeah. You were singing!
You were singing.
That's right, Pigeon, you tell them.
But also again this is such...
LAUGHTER
It's OK, it's OK. Hold you back, Pigeon, no, no.
It's OK, it's OK.
Well, s0me0ne's ruffled her feathers, that's why.
I love this.
You'd better not pluck the feathers out of that pigeon.
DEATHLY SILENCE
That's not a thing, that doesn't work, Rita.
LAUGHTER Don't worry, Rita.
It's all right, it's all right. How about this?
Pigeon me that! Like, riddle me that.
No. It doesn't sound anything like riddle.
LAUGHTER That's even worse!
It doesn't sound anything like riddle.
Sorry. Well, thank God I can sing, how about that?
LAUGHTER
Jonathan, what are you thinking?
Well, Pigeon me that, I tell you what, I'm, er...
LAUGHTER
Hey? Hey? Hey? Hey?
Looking at your dance moves, maybe a politician?
Cos I was getting a strong Theresa May vibe off you.
Yeah. Yeah, look at that. Yes!
Oh, my God, you can go so low.
Yes, Theresa.
I can't tell whether she's dancing or laying an egg.
LAUGHTER
Pigeon me that!
I'm telling you, it's gonna stick, it's gonna stick.
Birds of a feather was mentioned. Of course, a hugely popular show.
Someone who did comedy when she was younger and now is on Loose Women,
I think it might be Linda Robson in there, ladies and gentlemen.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE A lot of people agree with you.
That is a very popular choice.
OK, fancy a game of Clue Or False? Yes, please.
Pigeon, let's hear your first clue.
Pidgin English is when someone speaks it,
in other parts of the world,
a version of English that isn't fully formed.
Let's hear clue number two.
Argy-bargy.
Gemma. That's too on the nail, isn't it?
Do you think it's number one or number two? Number one?
APPLAUSE I agree.
Number two, who thinks it's number two?
SMATTERING OF APPLAUSE
So you think it's number one?
I'll be honest, right, I don't know.
But you brought absolute vibes,
and that's what I loved about that performance.
Good stuff, man. Good stuff.
Well, coo-are you?
We'll only know when the mask comes off.
Give it up for Pigeon, everybody!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Pigeon me this!
Are you saying, "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" about the panel's guesses?
Who do you think is behind the mask?
This pidge is proper chuffed.
They haven't pigeon-holed me yet.
They won't be getting a beak under this mask any time soon.
Oooooh!
Coming up after the break,
we're loading up on carbs with jacket Potato.
Mm, carbs...!
# Who's that behind the mask? #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Welcome back to The Masked Singer Clue-Fest.
Check me out,
I'm just hanging out with my pals in the VIP section.
I'm never allowed in the VIP section.
I'm having a really great time.
Er, excuse me, don't you know who I am?
LAUGHTER Mo, do you know who I am?
Aren't you Stephen Mulhern? What?!
Let me just introduce the next act, they're full of beans and cheese,
it's jacket Potato!
Yay!
Oh, yeah.
# Bright-light city Gonna set my soul
# Set my soul on fire... #
Oh, yes!
Last time, it was Viva Las Hot Potato.
Jack Whitehall. Mickey Rourke.
It's Shane Richie.
Alex James. Alex James!
I found myself in the bottom three, but this potato has thick skin...
We would like to save jacket Potato.
...and I'll be back at the top of the menu in no time.
Woo!
Hey, I'm back!
It's me, jack.
Jack Potato.
Oh, girls kissing, what? Mwah.
Maybe someone from Kiss.
You might think jacket potatoes are tough-skinned,
but, me, I've always prided myself
on being able to express a whole host of emotions.
That could be the secret to my success.
But the universe also has to play its part, right?
He must be very successful. Talk show host?
And I've certainly had auditions
that could have seen me take very different roles.
Could have been a piano player, could have been a doctor.
Oh, Doctor Who. I might be a simple potato,
but some mega-famous people have looked to me to make them look good.
That accent is all over the place. It could be an American.
Tonight, get ready to be buttered up
as this hot potato takes the stage.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# I heard there was a secret chord
# That David played To please the Lord
# You don't really care for music Do ya? #
Wow. That's really good.
Really nice.
# Goes like this The fourth, the fifth
# Minor chord, the major lift
# The baffled king Composing Hallelujah
# Hallelujah
--- 4Q!'
It's sensational.
# Your faith was strong But you needed proof
# You saw her bathing on the roof
# Her beauty in the moonlight Overthrew you
# She tied you to her kitchen chair
# Broke your throne And cut your hair
# And from your lips They drew the hallelujah
# Hallelujah
. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
jacket Potato, everybody!
That was amazing.
Oh, look there's smoke. We put them in the oven slightly too long.
LAUGHTER
Rita do you want to go first? jacket, that was crisp.
Oh! Oh, that's a good one.
Yes, Rita.
You've got it! Nailed it!
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Rita, can I get a spud?
Yeah, buddy.
Wow, wow, wow, that was unbelievable.
So many versions of that song,
and it's just so nice to hear it in this way.
I've never heard it that way. It'd be weird if you'd heard
a jacket potato sing that before, to be honest.
LAUGHTER Don't try and butter me up now.
Oh, that was one! That was one! What's happened?
That was one! What's going on?
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE She's on fire!
I'll be honest, I don't think she knew that she did that one.
LAUGHTER
OK, so, I was thinking maybe we're missing the obvious clue,
maybe he's a chef, maybe it's the Italian guy.
Because I felt, like, the accent is so strong,
I'm wondering if it might not be real.
What's his name, Gino? Gino D'Acampo.
Yeah, Gino, I thought that. Gino D'Acampo.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I'll jump in cos I loved that performance as well.
Ancl you did surprise with the vocals
cos you showed off a lot more power and range and scope there
than you did the first time you performed. In the clue package,
the stethoscope makes me think, is it someone who's a doctor?
Keyboard, is it someone who plays keyboards?
Well, doctors aren't just medical doctors.
You have doctors of the sciences.
Ancl if it was someone who knows about the stars,
someone who does know about the stars and also used to play keyboard
in a band with a hit record... Oh, yeah.
So I'm going to guess maybe it's Brian Cox in there.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Professor Brian Cox.
Davina, what are you thinking?
I could detect, like you said, maybe a disguise of the accent,
and I thought, wouldn't it be amazing if it was Ken jeong?
But Ken jeong is a doctor.
What? Yes, he is, you're right.
Mo? I really did enjoy that.
That was a really good performance.
It was good to see you have a lot more vocal range as well.
But this was a clue, I seen a disco ball, right?
And then this is really good range and you haven't really peaked yet,
and I think possibly it could be Michael Ball.
That's a good guess. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Let's play one last game of Clue Or False?
Jacket Potato, can we have your first clue, please?
Oh, interesting. Second clue, please.
Audience, do you think clue one is true?
SOME CHEERING
If you think clue two is true, give me a shout.
MORE ENTHUSIASTIC CH EERING
A lot of people think it's the England sell-out.
Which one do you think is true, one or two?
I'm going with one. When someone says you're a pussycat,
it means you're a gentle person. Oh, Ray Winstone.
You know, he plays such a tough guy. But he is a pussycat.
But he is actually a pussycat. It could be Ray Winstone, big Ray.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Oooh...
OK, who's the filling in this spud?
We'll only know when the mask comes off.
Let's hear it for jacket Potato, everybody!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Potato's a tough one. I love it when they're difficult.
Have the panel worked out who's inside the jacket?
Or should they get their coats?
Who do you think is behind the mask?
Is the saying, "a potato a day keeps the doctor away"?
Ha-ha-ha, I think it's fair to say I've got the pan full.
What a clue-fest we've had so far.
After the break,
two of our headliners will go head-to-head in the sing-off.
But right now, oh, it's big, it's bold, and it could be yours!
Yes, it's competition time!
And we've got an amazing three-prize package...
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Welcome back to The Masked Singer, everybody.
I feel like I'm in the zoo canteen.
All five singers have performed
and now our studio audience must pick their favourites.
The two acts with the fewest votes will compete in a sing-off,
and then one of them will be unmasked.
While our audience vote, here is a reminder of tonight's performances.
# Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!
# Do you, do you Do you, do you? #
# Get into the groove
# Boy, you've got to prove Your love to me, yeah... #
# just because it burns Doesn't mean you're gonna die
# Gotta get up and try
# Try, try... #
# Yeah, yeah
# Shorty got down low Said, "Come and get me"
# Yeah, yeah
# I was so caught up I forgot she told me... #
# Hallelujah
# Hallelujah... #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
The results are in.
I can reveal, in no particular order,
the masked singers going through are...
AUDIENCE SHOUTS ENCOURAGEMENT
Pigeon!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I think she's pretty happy.
The second masked singer going through is...
AUDIENCE SHOUTS
...Rhino!
Yay!
Had to be, had to be.
Joining Rhino and Pigeon is...
AUDIENCE SHOUTS
...Fawn! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Well done, Fawn.
That means, Rubbish and jacket Potato,
you will be performing again in tonight's sing-off.
After you've both performed,
the panel will decide who will remain in the competition
and who will be unmasked.
The rest of you, head off down the tunnel.
Congratulations! Give it up for them, everybody.
So good.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
OK, panel, panel, what do you think?
I am so excited to see what they're going to bring,
because the last two times that we've seen them sing
they've both brought something very different each time.
Well, performing first is Rubbish.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Go on, Rubbish.
# Here's a little story
# To tell it is a must... #
I know this voice.
# About an unsung hero
# That moves away your dust
# Some people make a fortune
# Others make a mint
# My old man don't earn much
# In fact, he's flippin' skint... # Skint.
# Oh, my old man's a dustman
# He wears a dustman's hat
# He wears cor-blimey trousers And he lives in a council flat
# He looks a proper Nana In his great, big hobnail boots
# He's got such a job to pull 'em up That he calls 'em daisy roots
# Some folks give tips at Christmas And some of them forget
# And when he picks their bins up He spills some on the step
# Now one old man got nasty And to the council wrote
# Next time my old man Went round there
# He punched him up the throat
# Oh, my old man's a dustman
# He wears a dustman's hat
# He wears cor-blimey trousers And he lives in a council flat
# He looks a proper Nana In his great, big hobnail boots... #
Who are you?
# He's got such a job to pull 'em up That he calls 'em daisy roots
# Oh, my old man's a dustman
# He wears a dustman's hat
# He wears cor-blimey trousers And he lives in a council flat
# He looks a proper Nana In his great, big hobnail boots
# He's got such a job to pull 'em up That he calls 'em daisy roots
# Oh, my old man's a dustman
# He wears a dustman's hat
# He wears cor-blimey trousers And he lives in a council flat
# Next time you see a dustman Looking old, pale, and sad
# Don't kick him in the dustbin
# He might be my old dad! #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Give it up for Rubbish, everyone! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Well done, Rubbish, good work.
Performing next, it's jacket Potato.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Go, jacket Potato!
# I got brass in pocket
# I got bottle I'm gonna use it... #
I love this voice.
# Intention... # Yeah, it's old-school.
# Gonna make it inventive
# Gonna make you, make you Make you notice
# I got motion, restrained emotion
# I've been driving... #
Older.
# Detroit leaning
# No reason
# I know you're my girl
# I'm gonna make you, make you Make you notice
# Gonna use my arms
# Gonna use my legs
# Gonna use my style
# Gonna use my sidestep
# Gonna use my fingers
# Gonna use my, my, my imagination
# Whoa, I
# Wanna make you see
# There's nobody else here
# No-one like me
# I'm special
# So special
# I got to have Some of your attention
# Give it to me!
# I got motion
# Strained emotion
# I got driving, Detroit leaning
# At nowhere I'm gonna make it to you
# Gonna make you, make you Make you notice
# Gonna use my style
# Gonna use my, my, my imagination
# Whoa, I
# Gonna make you see
# There's nobody else here
# Nobody like me
# Special
# So special
# I gotta have Some of your attention
# Give it to me, yeah! #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
So good.
Oh! Everyone, give it up for jacket Potato!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Oh, I loved that, jacket Potato. So good.
So, so good.
Now, please welcome back to the stage Rubbish, everyone!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Before the panel decide who will be unmasked,
our characters are going to give us one last clue.
But the clue could be about them or their opponent.
It's just a classic game of it's not me, it's you.
Rubbish, what's your vibe, man?
Panel, do you think that's about Rubbish
or do you think that's about jacket Potato?
I think that's about Rubbish because on a cycle you have brakes,
so there's a lot of cyclist clues again.
Brakes, so I think that's about Rubbish.
OK, jacket Potato's turn. What's your vibe, man?
Playful?
Maybe they have been immortalised in some kind of toy.
Potato Head. Yes.
That was your final clue of the night.
Which means you've got a decision to make.
Panel, get discussing, people.
Who's going to be unmasked, Rubbish or jacket Potato?
Find out after the break
when our festival reaches its epic con-clue-sion.
# Who's that behind the mask? #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Welcome back to The Masked Singer Clue-Fest.
Rubbish and jacket Potato have performed again,
but only one of them can go through along with Fawn, Rhino, and Pigeon.
It is decision time.
Rita, can you tell us the name of the masked singer
the panel have decided to save?
Well, as you know, this is always the hardest part.
You were both phenomenal.
The masked singer we would like to save is...
AUDIENCE SHOUTS ENTHUSIASTICALLY
"jacket Potato!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Oh, jacket Potato, congratulations, my friend.
We will see you again next time.
Everybody, give it up for jacket Potato.
Yay!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Give it up for Rubbish, everyone!
Oh, Rubbish!
That means your time on The Masked Singer
has sadly come to an end.
But before you reveal your identity,
panel, of course, who do you think is under there?
Mo?
I'm going to change last-minute.
There are the yellow gloves, yellow jersey, Tour de France.
I think you are Sir Bradley Wiggins, that's who I'm going with.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Davina, what are you thinking?
I'm thinking recycling, reusing.
I'm going with Jay Blades. OK.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Rita Ora?
I'm going with just the clues, really.
Paddy McGuinness. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Some good names.
Finally, Jonathan Ross. Oh, he's standing!
You know he's serious when he stands.
The triangle on the shape of there, which is like a recycle...
The fact that you used the words "angles" and "frame",
this is a snooker player, ladies and gentlemen.
The balls are blue and pink and yellow and black and blue.
I think it is Ronnie O'Sullivan.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Ancl if it is Bradley Wiggins, will you cut that bit out?
LAUGHTER
Well, there's only one way to find out.
Rubbish, who is behind the mask?
Take it off!
CHANTING: Take it Off!
Take it off! Take it off!
Take it off!
How is he gonna take that off?
Take it off! Take it off!
Who is it? Take it off!
Come on!
Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!
It's Stephen Hendry!
CHEERING
I was so close!
It's seven-time World Snooker champion Stephen Hendry!
I was so close!
I can't believe that!
Oh, wow!
Go on, give yourself a clap.
LAUGHTER There we go.
50 good!
What did you think about crazy guesses, until I got close?
Well, I couldn't believe it, I thought it was so obvious,
because obviously I know it's me!
Davina, first show, you said something
about blue, pink, yellow...
Yeah, the colours. Yeah.
I thought "They're on the right track."
I'm kicking myself! And there was the car.
What was the racing car about?
Grand Prix was my first ranking tournament win.
Oh!
I watch snooker, and that's why I'm furious with myself,
I now realise a clue earlier,
you said, "Again and again and again and again and again..." Seven times!
Seven times. Cos you're world champion seven times over. Yes.
That's what it is!
Tonight's Clue Or False was about youth,
and you were, at the time, the youngest World Champion ever, right?
I still am. Still am!
APPLAUSE Yes! I love that, Stephen.
I think this might be my favourite costume ever
on The Masked Singer. Honestly.
It's a good one.
No-one else has had a costume where you've been revealed
but you just look like Stephen Hendry's in a bin.
I love it. Did you pick Rubbish as a costume?
I did, actually. Did you?!
You know what, cos I thought
I'm not gonna be able to dance very much in this.
Clever! It's clever. Clever!
What made you say yes to doing this show?
I love the show. I really do.
It's obviously way out of my comfort zone.
So I thought, why not, let's give it a go.
It's so great. You were absolutely brilliant.
Thank you very much. You were so fun.
Give it up for Stephen Hendry, everybody.
APPLAUSE
That's all for tonight.
We'll see you again next week for more masked shenanigans.
Up next on ITV, it's Ant and Dec's Limitless Win.
But now, closing out our Clue-Fest 2023,
unmasked at last, it Stephen Hendry!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Let it never be said
# The romance is dead
# Cos there's so little else Occupying my head
# There is nothing I need Except a function to breathe
# But I'm not really fussed
# Doesn't matter to me
# Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby! #
Yeah!
# Do you, do you, do you, do you
# Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!
# Ruby, Ruby, Ruby! #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Yeah, yeah!
Yes, Stephen!
Next time, all eight remaining celebrities perform.
Phoenix.
Jellyfish.
Otter.
Jacket Potato.
Knitting.
Fawn.
Pigeon.
And Rhino.
But who will make their final move?
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