1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:04,505 The following presentation is rated 14A. 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:08,709 This presentation deals with mature subject matter 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:10,944 and contains scenes with coarse language, 6 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:13,981 nudity, sexuality, and violence. 7 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:16,250 Viewer discretion is advised. 8 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:23,757 (birds cawing) 9 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:28,729 (clears throat) 10 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:31,765 - [Steve] In high school, I was extremely geeky. 11 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:36,137 (wacky music) 12 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:38,539 I desperately wanted a girlfriend. 13 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:42,810 But that was not gonna happen. 14 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:45,546 I was like Anthony Michael Hall in "Sixteen Candles" geeky. 15 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,518 Here's me tap dancing in the high school musical. 16 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,053 How did I think tap dancing 17 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,555 was somehow gonna get me laid? 18 00:00:55,623 --> 00:00:57,525 Here's me pretending to be pregnant. 19 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:01,429 I used to show this video to girls. 20 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:04,098 Jesus, what was I thinking? 21 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:06,300 I was born here at the Grace Hospital. 22 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,236 I came out single, 23 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:09,303 and I'm still single. 24 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:14,808 I'm 42, I should be divorced by now. 25 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:16,510 I should be divorced and looking for wife number two, 26 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:18,179 the real love of my life. 27 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:20,981 Why didn't Amy want me? 28 00:01:20,981 --> 00:01:22,216 Was it the cold sores? 29 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:26,587 I guess I've just never had good luck with women. 30 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:29,623 It sucks because all I've ever wanted is marriage. 31 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:31,992 People say, "She's out there." 32 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:33,427 Out there is a big place. 33 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,429 Where exactly is she? 34 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:38,332 Where is my wife? 35 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:39,833 (wacky music) 36 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,843 On Christmas, I proposed to Amy, 37 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:52,045 my girlfriend of four and a half years. 38 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:55,349 She said I never should have proposed on Christmas. 39 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:56,484 Is that a thing? 40 00:01:58,085 --> 00:01:59,953 - What happened? 41 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:00,888 - Oh, man. 42 00:02:00,888 --> 00:02:01,389 It was tough. 43 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,694 We were having a great Christmas. 44 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:08,396 (playful music) 45 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:09,797 Just laughing all day. 46 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:13,934 We made turkey and we were exchanging other gifts. 47 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:15,803 I wrote a song. 48 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:18,172 And it was, maybe it was a shitty song, 49 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:20,874 but I thought it was sweet. 50 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:23,844 And then after dinner, 51 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:28,849 I present this big gift. 52 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,484 And I open the top for her 53 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,152 and there's a little ring box in it, 54 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:35,889 and she was crying and I was crying. 55 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:38,459 And then I said some nice things about her 56 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,828 and then proposed. 57 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:44,232 And she said yes. 58 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:46,600 But then almost immediately, 59 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:51,505 the yes was followed by, just kind of a meltdown. 60 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:53,407 She tried the ring on and she said, 61 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:54,842 "It's a beautiful ring, 62 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,143 "but it doesn't look good on my finger. 63 00:02:56,143 --> 00:02:57,511 "We're living in Vancouver. 64 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:58,679 "We're never gonna have sex. 65 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,080 "Why did you sing that lyric? 66 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,749 "Who else have you told?" 67 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:04,017 I said, "Well, other than your dad I called my brother. 68 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,286 "I wanted to share it with him." 69 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:09,323 She now felt, and these are her words, 70 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:10,924 that she felt trapped. 71 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,826 She felt that I had tricked her 72 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:17,998 basically, by telling somebody on each side of the family, 73 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:20,734 that I had kind of locked her into this thing. 74 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:25,673 And that she didn't really have a say or feel a part of it. 75 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:28,642 The next day, she finally said, 76 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:30,077 "You know, I know this isn't what you wanna hear, 77 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:33,814 "but I don't think this would be a good idea." 78 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:44,992 I'm shit. 79 00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:48,729 I'm a worthless piece of shit. 80 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:50,964 I need to find my other half. 81 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:55,903 Why am I so eager to find my other half? 82 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:56,970 I don't even like the first half. 83 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:00,474 Fucking Christ. 84 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:04,745 (soft piano music) 85 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,481 - Okay, let's get back to marriage. 86 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:08,582 I'll just tell you very briefly 87 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,717 and you can edit it together. 88 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:12,520 The secret of a good marriage 89 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:16,557 is being willing to give in to the other person 90 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:17,691 part of the time. 91 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:18,959 Daddy comes home from work. 92 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:21,261 We sit down, we have a nice dinner. 93 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,097 We play ping-pong after diner. 94 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:27,000 We love one another. 95 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,937 We are still attracted to one another after all these years. 96 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:32,039 - Oh, ticked, ticked. 97 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:33,341 Well, as I tell everyone, 98 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:37,010 We have sex almost almost every night of the week. 99 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:40,047 Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday. 100 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:42,716 I've always said that laughter's the best medicine. 101 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:43,917 - But that was before Viagra. - That was before Viagra. 102 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:44,952 That's right. 103 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:46,854 You know, when it comes to marriage, 104 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:48,522 everyone's a little bit, kind of nervous. 105 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:49,523 Is this the right person? 106 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:50,624 How's it gonna work out? 107 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:51,792 I mean, are we gonna get along? 108 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,994 Are we gonna stay together for a lifetime? 109 00:04:56,697 --> 00:05:00,401 One never knows, but as it turned out, 110 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:01,835 it's been a bliss for me 111 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:04,004 and I think for you too, right, honey? 112 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,608 - [Steve] 50 years ago, my parents went on a blind date 113 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:09,410 and that was that. 114 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:12,012 It just seemed so easy for them. 115 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,381 (upbeat music) 116 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:14,848 They honeymooned in Jamaica. 117 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:17,418 My dad filmed the whole thing. 118 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:18,386 He got footage of the Jewish cemetery 119 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:21,589 and every naked woman he could find. 120 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:23,991 But his heart beat for only one woman. 121 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:26,560 - Love you. 122 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:30,130 - Okay, good, are we done? - Okay. 123 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,532 - Yeah. - Yeah, okay. 124 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:32,666 - Okay, I'm gonna get dinner organized. 125 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,468 - And turn the furnace on. - I will. 126 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:35,235 I will. - That's the first thing 127 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:36,203 you have to do. - Honey. 128 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:37,771 - [Steve] This is what I want. 129 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:40,307 Someone who sticks around when life gets boring. 130 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:41,542 A wife to grow old with. 131 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:42,042 Someone to laugh at my jokes. 132 00:05:44,311 --> 00:05:45,446 Just have to find her. 133 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:47,381 (upbeat music) 134 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:19,079 Internet dating blows ass. 135 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:23,383 I've hired a professional matchmaker to find me a wife. 136 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,018 - How would your friends describe you? 137 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:35,496 - I have no friends. 138 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:36,997 - Age-range wise? 139 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:41,001 - Maybe, I'm 42. 140 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:45,105 - I would say, like, 28 to 35 is maybe... 141 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,339 - Steve. 142 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:47,608 - Listen, I'm being honest with you. 143 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,276 Great, I blew it on the second question. 144 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:52,212 The matchmaker thinks I should be dating a woman my own age. 145 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:53,981 She sets me up with a playwright named Colleen. 146 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:55,415 - You're gonna do this the whole time, aren't you? 147 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,817 - [Steve] Hi, what's that? 148 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:58,185 - You're gonna do this the whole time? 149 00:06:58,185 --> 00:06:59,052 - [Steve] Yeah, we're going to film the whole time. 150 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:03,691 Colleen invites me up to try her Indian cooking. 151 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:05,292 This is my first date since the breakup, 152 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:07,761 and it feels weird being in another woman's apartment. 153 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,897 - So, you've never had chana masala before? 154 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:11,331 - [Steve] I don't know what you're saying. 155 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:12,566 - Chana masala. 156 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:13,867 - I don't know what word that is. 157 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:14,935 - This is my dog! - Oh, look at that... 158 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:15,969 You've got a cute little guy here. 159 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:18,438 (gentle music) 160 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,047 Dating is the worst. 161 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:29,182 As soon as you call it a date, it makes everything awkward. 162 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:32,686 So what shows did you have at the Fringe Fest? 163 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:36,957 - Okay, okay, okay. 164 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:40,093 Well, I did have other plays picked for festivals 165 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:41,128 that were actually chosen when I first started. 166 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:44,665 So, it wasn't just like randomness. 167 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:48,035 Like, people thought I was maybe okay, or talented. 168 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:51,404 But then I wanted, I had an obsession with poo for ever. 169 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:55,142 Like, I used to have a Hotmail account called Fecal Fanatic. 170 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,477 - [Steve] I'm not sure Colleen is my type. 171 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,146 I don't mind her obsession with feces, 172 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,981 I just prefer a woman with longer hair. 173 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:04,017 The problem with the matchmaker 174 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:06,153 is she's only gonna set me up with her other clients. 175 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,689 It's me and a bunch of other rejects cross-pollinating. 176 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:11,825 I wonder if Kate is single? 177 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,163 I'm on my way to visit Kate, 178 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,264 an old acquaintance I haven't seen in years. 179 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:24,271 Kate is a gifted artist and I've always had a thing for her. 180 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:27,240 So, I sent her a text asking if I can shoot 181 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,577 a little documentary about her art. 182 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,151 - [Kate] Oh my God, this is such a fancy car. 183 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,319 You got a Mustang? 184 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,721 - Well I did that for you. 185 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,522 (laughs) I did that for you. 186 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,356 How are you? 187 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,524 Are we gonna... 188 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,859 - I'm good. - It's nice to see you. 189 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,995 - Have you read Mia Farrow's biography? 190 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,197 - No, but I think Mia Farrow's a little kooky. 191 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,232 Our conversation turns to pedophilia, 192 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,267 spousal abuse and suicide. 193 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:56,036 But all I can focus on is how nice it feels 194 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,871 to have Kate touch my shoulder. 195 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,974 It's the most action I've gotten in months 196 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,643 and I've been craving human contact. 197 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:07,047 If Kate was a black teen in a hoodie, 198 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:10,550 the cops would shoot her dead. 199 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,653 But no one seems to mind a beautiful woman with a spray can. 200 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,023 I try to think of questions to ask Kate, 201 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:17,190 but I can't think of any. 202 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,225 (chuckles) 203 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,293 She's figured out I have a crush. 204 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,494 What a smile. 205 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:22,996 (laughs) 206 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:25,432 - There you go. - I love Kate, Steve Markle. 207 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:27,334 There it is. 208 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,002 Just as I would have written it if I had the guts. 209 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,370 (laughs) 210 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,339 - Just call me mind reader. 211 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:35,275 (laughs) - Yeah. 212 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:36,576 (stately music) 213 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,278 Kate's art is fantastic. 214 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:41,314 She blends fine detail with broad strokes. 215 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:45,919 Gold and red, elements of fantasy, astrology, and sexuality. 216 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,823 I think of Kate as being carefree and confident, 217 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:52,359 but the faces she depicts are so full of anguish. 218 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:56,063 They have sad eyes or no eyes at all. 219 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,533 Does the work usually end up 220 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:03,704 as you originally envisioned it in your mind? 221 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:04,371 - No. 222 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:09,209 I wanna say I let go of expectations a long time ago. 223 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,444 I think that's the benefit of having just done it 224 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,746 for so long, is that I realize 225 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:13,847 that it takes on a life of its own 226 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:15,315 and it goes where it wants to go, 227 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,751 and the muse inspires you 228 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,386 and drags you this way and that way... 229 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,294 - [Steve] I'd like to be naked with Kate 230 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,862 in the produce section of Ralph's. 231 00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:32,399 I was 13 when I lost my virginity to a pillow. 232 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,672 Whatever happened to that pillow? 233 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:39,272 I think mom gave it to Goodwill. 234 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:44,377 Lately my urine has been coming out in two streams. 235 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:46,714 Do I need a doctor? 236 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,283 I miss playing the piano for Amy. 237 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,987 I was good at the romantic stuff. 238 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,323 Planning vacations, spoiling her with gifts. 239 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,358 But I wasn't as good at the important stuff, 240 00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:01,094 just being present and listening. 241 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:03,296 How do I expect to make a genuine connection 242 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,698 if I don't listen? 243 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:07,367 - And I suddenly realize that the pockmark 244 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,336 was bigger than me! 245 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,503 (laughs) 246 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,638 - [Steve] Luckily, Kate enjoys my company 247 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:14,107 and we continue making plans. 248 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,843 Today we're at Zuma Beach in Malibu. 249 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,511 I'm not crazy about the outdoors, 250 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,048 but I'm not crazy about the indoors, either. 251 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:27,120 I'd like to think Kate's flirting with me, 252 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,723 but I'm pretty sure she's just flirting with my camera. 253 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,193 God, she's sexy. 254 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:43,403 I've decided today I'm gonna try to kiss Kate. 255 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:44,404 (laughs) 256 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,439 She won't be expecting it or wanting it, 257 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,876 but I believe my sudden display of confidence 258 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,878 will awaken a repressed passion for me. 259 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,113 You think women are more beautiful than men? 260 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,415 - I think it always just depends. 261 00:11:55,415 --> 00:12:01,554 It always depends on the woman and the guy. 262 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:01,755 But then you're asking a bi girl, so (laughs). 263 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:07,527 There's probably an inherent bias right there. 264 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,628 Who knows? 265 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,030 If I fall in love with a woman 266 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,198 and spend the rest of my life with her, 267 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:12,399 then maybe I'll identify as lesbian. 268 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,337 - [Steve] I've decided not to try to kiss Kate. 269 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,873 Now I know she's bi, which instantly cuts my odds in 1/2. 270 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,477 But more than that, I can't handle rejection right now. 271 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:25,412 Rejection is death. 272 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:28,448 Best to avoid it. 273 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:31,184 (upbeat music) 274 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,755 I should have tried to kiss Kate. 275 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,224 I flew five hours to see her! 276 00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:38,491 Why would I just sit there hiding behind my camera? 277 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:41,929 Now I'll never know. 278 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:44,497 I don't think my wife is in L.A. 279 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,201 I'm gonna try my luck in New York. 280 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,206 My opener with Kate worked like a charm. 281 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,442 Can I shoot a documentary about your art? 282 00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:58,011 That's a good icebreaker. 283 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,848 I need to ask other women to be in this documentary. 284 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,952 What is this documentary? 285 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,686 I'm not sure. 286 00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:09,356 But, if I keep focusing my camera on interesting women, 287 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,859 I just might connect with one. 288 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,029 I spot a beautiful woman on the street 289 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,397 and go in for the approach. 290 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:20,600 Oh, hello, I'm Steve. 291 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,469 I'm sorry to interrupt. 292 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,303 - [Jade] No, it's okay. 293 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,606 - [Steve] I've been working on this project. 294 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:29,609 Basically, the idea is that I want to meet with 295 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:32,412 as many interesting women as I can find. 296 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,746 (laughs) 297 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,215 She agrees to be interviewed for my documentary. 298 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,250 But instead of asking questions, 299 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,686 I start rambling on about the failed marriage proposal. 300 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:42,455 Sometimes she'd drop a hint, what kind of ring she wanted. 301 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,858 I was afraid of being alone again. 302 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,427 And her main thing about the proposal, 303 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,030 she said, "Who was the proposal for?" 304 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,431 Like she didn't feel like it was for her. 305 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,433 She felt like she was watching someone else's proposal. 306 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,102 I'm a romantic, I thought fuck it-- 307 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,436 - I love that. 308 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,237 When's your birthday, what are you? 309 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,238 - [Steve] October 9th. 310 00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,472 I just thought-- - Libra. 311 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:00,607 - [Steve] You know, I think really, 312 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:01,808 she was the wrong person to surprise. 313 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,343 And I really got her gut reaction, 314 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,145 which is, I don't want this. 315 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,814 Finally, after the breakup, you're being brutally, 316 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,782 you're saying all the things you should have said. 317 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,284 - Yes. 318 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:11,618 - [Steve] She said, "What if I proposed to you?" 319 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,255 That's the irony of the breakup. 320 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,092 I never felt that she was really in the relationship 321 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,994 as much as I wanted her to be. 322 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:21,861 - Yeah, no. 323 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,430 I mean, I think, yeah. 324 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,497 I mean... 325 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,865 - [Steve] I was trying, in my awkward way, 326 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,334 I was asking you if you wanted to, 327 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:30,670 like, go get a drink or to eat something, 328 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,105 a slice of pizza or just... 329 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,174 - I am, oh my God. 330 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,577 I have a long list of things. 331 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,179 I just got back in town. 332 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,580 - What did I expect? 333 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,581 All I did was talk about myself for two hours. 334 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,353 I surf around for interesting New York women. 335 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,389 She's a hat maker named Heidi Lee. 336 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,525 And wow. 337 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:55,095 Those are incredible tee-shirt breasts. 338 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,830 It's a doc about women. 339 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:58,865 Would you like to be in it? 340 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,400 We could talk about hats. 341 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,235 - [Heidi] Yeah. 342 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,143 - [Steve] Is that her? 343 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,980 She's wearing some kind of space-age outfit. 344 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,649 (electronic music) 345 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,120 Hello, Heidi Lee. 346 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,889 - Hello. 347 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,324 - [Steve] Heidi is awkward like me. 348 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,159 We've barely spoken and now for some reason 349 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,494 she begins twirling. 350 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:40,007 Heidi invites me up to her apartment. 351 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,310 Her place is tiny and there's shit everywhere. 352 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:45,645 - [Heidi] I found this in the gutter. 353 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:46,679 Isn't this amazing? 354 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,415 Woo! 355 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,649 - [Steve] You think this hat could do good things for me? 356 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,718 - [Heidi] It will magnetize you to good people 357 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,120 and bring good karma. 358 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:53,987 - [Steve] What do you got on top of your head? 359 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,355 What is that exactly? 360 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,925 - I tried to pick out the strangest things 361 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,693 that really, like, spoke to me. 362 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,664 These are all plastic plants. 363 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,367 So I just searched all throughout the city 364 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,270 to kind of find weird things like this. 365 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,206 Giddy-up! 366 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,874 Do you wanna ask any questions? 367 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,309 (chuckles) 368 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,079 - [Steve] So why do you like hats, Heidi Lee? 369 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:25,718 - I think they help you, like, think things out loud. 370 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,420 (gentle flute music) 371 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,788 (chuckles) 372 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,624 - [Steve] Even as a kid Heidi had a thing for hats. 373 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,560 Heidi says that an eye-catching hat 374 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,029 can spark conversation and bring people together. 375 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,164 Have you been in love? 376 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,732 - Yeah, for sure. 377 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,469 I've definitely been, had first love before. 378 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:43,736 And it was really wonderful. 379 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,543 I think that that's a question I wanna ask you. 380 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:54,214 Have you ever had first love, or true love, 381 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:54,647 or like, love at first sight? 382 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,519 Do you have any... 383 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,320 - [Steve] I don't know if I've had love at first sight. 384 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,823 I've had lust at first sight. 385 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,192 (chuckles) 386 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,727 - Yeah, that's funny. 387 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,063 - [Steve] But I've been in love, sure. 388 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,299 I don't know if I've met my person yet. 389 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,339 What do you call this hat? 390 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,108 - This is called the Body Electric Hat. 391 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:25,245 And it glows in the dark. 392 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:28,615 (ominous music) 393 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:29,849 - [Steve] And what do you call this hat? 394 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:30,817 - This is called the Atomic Universe Hat. 395 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,590 - [Steve] So, Heidi Lee, what can you teach me 396 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,527 about women and relationships? 397 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,595 - Women and relationships? 398 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,564 I would say that they're very complicated, 399 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:46,833 in and of themselves. 400 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,638 I mean, I'm a woman but I think a lot of times 401 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:54,741 I try to think outside of the the scope 402 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:58,178 of just me being a woman, but me being a human. 403 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,480 And maybe you should think of human 404 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,715 instead of women in relationships. 405 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,051 You know, 'cause everyone is a human? 406 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,954 And we're all on this planet earth, 407 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,256 but it's more like a spaceship 408 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,023 and we're all really aliens. 409 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,492 (chuckles) 410 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,361 - In photos, Amy was always crouching down 411 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,129 to be shorter than me. 412 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,730 I'm only an inch-and-a-half shorter, 413 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:20,167 but in the end I think it destroyed our relationship. 414 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,671 Why would I propose if I wasn't sure it was what she wanted? 415 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:25,705 Or what I wanted? 416 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:30,210 I stayed with her because I was afraid to be alone. 417 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,178 Pathetic. 418 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,014 But there were good times. 419 00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:38,251 In Mexico we went to the aquarium and saw the turtles. 420 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,686 Who's a little turtle? 421 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,854 Was that actual fun, or was I just trying 422 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,191 to manufacture romance between two people 423 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,858 who didn't belong together? 424 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:46,626 Stop drifting. 425 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,196 Listen to Heidi Lee, she's wise. 426 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,499 And don't leave without trying for a kiss. 427 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,702 Do you consider yourself a feminist? 428 00:18:55,702 --> 00:19:00,307 - Well, I'm female, so, I think it's just naturally, 429 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:05,245 I think if you're a woman, you're a feminist. 430 00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,681 This is the Luck Lock Hat 431 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,617 and then this is the Love Lock Hat. 432 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,653 - [Steve] One locks the luck in 433 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,921 and the other locks the love in? 434 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,689 - Yeah, it's like you gotta have... 435 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,291 You gotta have luck and you gotta have love. 436 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:21,528 - I feel like wearing the luck hat, 437 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,930 like I wanna test the luck. 438 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:24,597 - Yeah. 439 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,034 (chuckles) 440 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,802 - I feel like I just want to give you a little kiss. 441 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:33,340 - Is this supposed to be for the camera kind of thing? 442 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,875 - No, I can turn the camera off. 443 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:36,709 - I don't know. 444 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:37,877 I just feel weird about that. 445 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,178 - Okay. - Yeah. 446 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,447 (gentle flute music) - Oh, come on. 447 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,514 She gave me her lucky hat. 448 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:41,881 I thought she was flirting. 449 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,285 I'm too eager. 450 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,119 Or is my breath bad? 451 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,188 We were having fun and now I've made everything awkward. 452 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,324 I need to leave. 453 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,296 All the great romantic comedies are set in New York. 454 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,798 Real life is no romantic comedy. 455 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,434 It's a Stephen King novel. 456 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,307 I have no sex life. 457 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:10,777 I don't even have a masturbation life. 458 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:13,246 When I do meet someone, I'm gonna be very out of practice 459 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:13,913 in the sack. 460 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,816 I could use some guidance. 461 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:20,353 I have never been to a sex club, so I'm very excited. 462 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,921 - [Jana] Okay. 463 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,823 - I'm on my way to get lovemaking advice 464 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,293 from the owner of a sex club called Oasis. 465 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,228 Amy and I didn't have very good sexual chemistry. 466 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,565 Sex is important. 467 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,834 Even mom and dad still have sex every Saturday. 468 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,905 It's 4:00 a.m. 469 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,006 No one around but us and the cleaning staff. 470 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,511 Is there a piece of advice you can give me 471 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:45,612 to be a better lover? 472 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:50,517 - Well, I don't know how good a lover you are! 473 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,619 So, it's hard to tell. 474 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,954 But, in general, I would just say, 475 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,823 be loving, be caring. 476 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,258 Pay attention to what a woman wants. 477 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,529 If she wants to be touched gently, or if she wants it rough. 478 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,030 - [Steve] What's the craziest thing 479 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,332 you've seen happen at the club? 480 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:06,366 (chuckles) 481 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,335 - Here we go again. 482 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,902 Oh my God. 483 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:12,539 Squirting, fetish stuff, tied up, spanking. 484 00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,106 20 guys with one woman. 485 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:18,077 It might be different for me, 486 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,980 but it's absolutely normal for people who are doing that. 487 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:24,751 So, asking me what's the craziest thing I've seen, 488 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,353 it's not really the right thing 489 00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:28,655 because my judgment, it's irrelevant. 490 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:33,259 - [Steve] I've decided to go back to the sex club, 491 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:35,628 this time during business hours. 492 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,730 I wanna see what goes on at Oasis, 493 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,366 maybe unleash my inner swinger. 494 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,435 - Hi guys, how are you?. - Hey. 495 00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,336 - [Greeter] Just to let you know, 496 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:44,270 you can't actually film in here. 497 00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:45,738 - [Steve] Okay, no problem. 498 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,073 No cameras allowed, but don't worry. 499 00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:48,341 My friend is on a mission to get footage. 500 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:51,578 And I'm on a mission to get action. 501 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,179 - [Greeter] You can have sex anywhere in the club. 502 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:55,815 If you're in the pool, please try not to finish. 503 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,651 At the top is your locker room, and your dungeon. 504 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:01,220 - Do I have to take my clothes off? 505 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,254 - No. - I don't have to-- 506 00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:03,890 - [Greeter] You don't have to take clothes off, no. 507 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:04,424 - Okay, so $50. 508 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,461 First, I hit the courtyard. 509 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:13,533 There's no one here. 510 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:18,037 One naked man. 511 00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:23,410 I see another naked man chatting up two women. 512 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:25,712 And here comes another threesome, 513 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:27,680 a naked man with two naked women. 514 00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:30,282 It doesn't seem fair that one man 515 00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:31,718 should have two naked women 516 00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:33,920 when other men have no naked women. 517 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,589 Probably something to do with the shrinking middle class. 518 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:40,860 Is it rude to approach a naked woman if I'm not also naked? 519 00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:45,131 I strip down to my underwear. 520 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:46,599 Then the underwear goes, too. 521 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,804 I adjust my penis and go in for the approach. 522 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:55,908 Hey, how are you? 523 00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:56,776 I'm Steve. 524 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:57,910 - Good. 525 00:22:57,910 --> 00:22:59,111 - It's nice to meet you. - I'm Miss F. 526 00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:00,112 - Hey, cold seats. 527 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:01,848 - Yeah. - Very cold. 528 00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:03,416 The angel senses my nervousness and flutters away. 529 00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:07,587 Now, the naked man is moving closer. 530 00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:10,623 Great, this is my worst nightmare. 531 00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:12,024 Small talk with a naked man. 532 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:14,393 I escape into the pool. 533 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:19,832 Then I hit the hot tub, where a nice man massages my neck. 534 00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:21,100 Amazing. 535 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:23,102 Outside the hot tub, something catches my ear. 536 00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:26,205 (moaning) 537 00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:27,974 I follow the sound upstairs. 538 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:30,076 This is my chance to get in on some hot sex. 539 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,511 (moaning) 540 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:32,679 Nothing on the second floor, 541 00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:34,914 but the moans are getting louder. 542 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,182 (moaning) 543 00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:38,651 Clearly a woman is either having sex or a baby. 544 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:42,655 On the third floor, a pole dancer. 545 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,891 But where are those moans coming from? 546 00:23:44,891 --> 00:23:49,796 And then, at the end of the hall, I see it. 547 00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:52,532 A real, honest to God orgy. 548 00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:58,170 (moaning) 549 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:06,045 I've been fantasizing about orgies since my bar mitzvah. 550 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,547 But now that I'm actually seeing one, 551 00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:09,882 (moaning) 552 00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:11,651 I'm not good at multi-tasking. 553 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,387 (moaning) 554 00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:16,889 This isn't for me. 555 00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:18,491 I don't want fun and excitement. 556 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,027 I want marriage. 557 00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:26,098 In third grade I had my first crush. 558 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:31,037 I wanted to spend the rest of my life with Lisa Messinger. 559 00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:35,174 I tracked down Lisa in suburbia 560 00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:38,244 and we've arranged to see each other after 35 years. 561 00:24:38,244 --> 00:24:39,812 - [Announcer] Your destination is on the right. 562 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:42,314 - [Steve] Lisa's married now, but I've always wondered 563 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,483 if my crush on her was mutual. 564 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:47,687 And what a life with Lisa Messinger might have looked like. 565 00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:55,161 (soft music) 566 00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:58,698 - [Lisa] You're already filming! 567 00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:00,066 (chuckles) 568 00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:01,067 Hi, Lisa Messinger. - You're right on time! 569 00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:02,334 Hi, how are you? - I think I'm early. 570 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,770 - [Lisa] No, I think you're right on time. 571 00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,037 - I'm right on time, I'm just excited to see you. 572 00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:06,739 - Oh my goodness, you okay with cats? 573 00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:07,540 - [Steve] Yeah, yeah. 574 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:08,941 Two cats? 575 00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:10,176 - Two, you know what, these are my babies. 576 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:11,611 - One more cat and you would be insane. 577 00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:13,212 - I love you. 578 00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:14,480 - This is a real house. 579 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,248 There's a kitchen and a backyard. 580 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:17,416 - [Lisa] Yup, yup. 581 00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:18,618 - There's apples. 582 00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:20,152 - [Lisa] Yup. 583 00:25:20,152 --> 00:25:21,621 Now I wish I'd had you - Kids' stuff. 584 00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:22,955 - Come when my kids were here. 585 00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:24,256 - Bubbles. 586 00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:25,324 I would have liked to have met your kids. 587 00:25:25,324 --> 00:25:26,926 - Well, Jason's autistic. - Oh, thanks. 588 00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:28,895 - So that's a whole... 589 00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:31,030 - I know there's a huge spectrum of autistic. 590 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,665 Where is he on the spectrum? 591 00:25:33,499 --> 00:25:34,867 - Someone wants attention. 592 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,603 - You're not gonna have a water, too? 593 00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:37,536 - Do you need me to? 594 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,005 - I thought you were... 595 00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:39,639 - No, it was more for you. - Okay, thank you. 596 00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:41,307 - Yes, yes! 597 00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:43,175 - [Steve] Is it challenging having a son with autism? 598 00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:44,376 - It's... 599 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:45,578 It's, yeah. 600 00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:47,413 It's hell, really, is what it is. 601 00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:50,482 And, you know, I'm not one of those people 602 00:25:50,482 --> 00:25:55,021 who are like, "Oh the lord gave me what I could handle 603 00:25:55,021 --> 00:25:57,423 "and it was for a reason" and no. 604 00:25:57,423 --> 00:26:00,059 It's like, this is, I wouldn't wish this on anyone. 605 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:02,161 The Tourette's came a few years later, 606 00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:03,395 when he started making all those sounds. 607 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,665 He is not from this planet. 608 00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:07,533 Screaming all the time. 609 00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:08,500 Just screaming. 610 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,002 Anxiety, OCD, aggression, ADHD. 611 00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:11,437 He's hyper as well and can't focus. 612 00:26:11,437 --> 00:26:13,305 - [Steve] Your son has all of these things? 613 00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:14,273 - All of them. 614 00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:14,941 All of them. 615 00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:15,808 Oh, someone's here. 616 00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:17,243 (doorbell ringing) 617 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:18,244 - [Steve] Are you expecting somebody? 618 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:19,746 - [Lisa] Maybe it's a delivery? 619 00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:20,913 - [Kid] When's the last time 620 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:21,513 you had your driveway sealed, ma'am? 621 00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:22,414 - Yeah, no, never. 622 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,083 Do you have a quote? 623 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,985 So, I wonder if we had gotten together 624 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:28,187 and had kids if our kids would be autistic, 625 00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:29,622 or if it was just my husband's fault? 626 00:26:32,391 --> 00:26:33,259 'cause you're strange. 627 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:34,393 - I'm strange. 628 00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:35,728 I would not have helped. - And you're quiet. 629 00:26:35,728 --> 00:26:36,528 - My genetics would not have helped. 630 00:26:36,528 --> 00:26:37,897 - Yeah. 631 00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:39,365 Right, 'cause you're a quiet one. 632 00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:41,400 And a quirky one. 633 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,069 So, like, I wonder, yeah. 634 00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:44,503 Was it me and my husband, 635 00:26:44,503 --> 00:26:47,206 or would I have always been destined to have that? 636 00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:48,307 - [Steve] There's only one way to find out, Lisa. 637 00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:50,342 (laughs) 638 00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:53,445 - I didn't know you had a crush on me. And... 639 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:54,714 - [Steve] Did you... 640 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:55,614 - Yes? 641 00:26:58,317 --> 00:26:59,618 - [Steve] You didn't have a crush on me? 642 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:00,953 - No (chuckles). 643 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,288 - No. - No. 644 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:05,357 - [Steve] It's amazing that you were such a big part 645 00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:10,196 of my childhood experience and yet that was all in my head. 646 00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:11,130 - Yeah. 647 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:11,798 It was. 648 00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:14,801 It really was. 649 00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:16,969 - [Steve] How's marriage working out? 650 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:21,774 - It's tough, after years and years and years, 651 00:27:21,774 --> 00:27:24,376 to keep attraction there. 652 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,212 I just don't have the desire anymore. 653 00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:28,514 Now, I've been on antidepressants for a long time, 654 00:27:28,514 --> 00:27:30,382 so that could, so chemically... 655 00:27:32,118 --> 00:27:33,452 - [Steve] So you think a lot of women 656 00:27:33,452 --> 00:27:34,754 are having sex with their husbands or boyfriends 657 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:37,556 just because they feel like they they need to. 658 00:27:37,556 --> 00:27:39,225 - Yes. 659 00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:40,292 I know it. 660 00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:41,660 - [Steve] So, if it were up to you. 661 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,362 You know, once a year? 662 00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:44,430 - Yeah. 663 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:45,397 Maybe, yeah. 664 00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:47,633 - [Steve] Sex once a year. 665 00:27:47,633 --> 00:27:50,136 I see my dentist more often. 666 00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:52,304 In third grade Lisa was such a smiley kid. 667 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,441 Is this what marriage looks like? 668 00:27:55,441 --> 00:27:58,010 I always figured the grass was greener on the other side. 669 00:27:59,311 --> 00:28:00,847 Maybe the grass is dead on both sides? 670 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:06,819 Against all logic, I still want marriage. 671 00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:08,821 I want my own wife to never have sex with. 672 00:28:09,655 --> 00:28:11,858 And until I find a wife, 673 00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:13,459 I'll take affection where I can get it. 674 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,630 Tonight, I'm paying a woman to spoon me. 675 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:20,699 (soft music) 676 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,568 Her name is Goddess. 677 00:28:22,568 --> 00:28:25,037 She's a former escort turned spiritual healer. 678 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:27,874 On her website, Goddess offers everything 679 00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:29,742 from a bathing ceremony, to a prostate massage. 680 00:28:31,944 --> 00:28:33,913 I've booked an appointment for a 60-minute cuddle. 681 00:28:35,982 --> 00:28:37,750 We settle into Goddess' sanctuary 682 00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:39,051 and get to know each other. 683 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:43,489 What kind of a stretch is this? 684 00:28:43,489 --> 00:28:45,958 - This is just, no stretch. 685 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:47,459 This is just seated. 686 00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:50,196 I was not looking to awaken or arouse kundalini. 687 00:28:50,196 --> 00:28:51,730 Goddess tells me about the time 688 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,732 she experienced a divine orgasm. 689 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:56,936 - I was able to take just enough 690 00:28:56,936 --> 00:28:59,405 because it ended up lasting six hours and so I-- 691 00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:00,907 - [Steve] You had a six-hour orgasm? 692 00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:02,174 - Yeah, I did. 693 00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:03,442 I thought I was having a heart attack. 694 00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:05,411 That was my first thought. 695 00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:09,148 Within about a minute, everything exploded inside of me. 696 00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:10,716 And it was in ripples. 697 00:29:10,716 --> 00:29:12,251 And it was just coming out of me, 698 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:15,054 expanding into the vast cosmos. 699 00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:17,589 Just pure heaven. 700 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:18,690 Pure nirvana. 701 00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:20,492 (sighs) 702 00:29:22,161 --> 00:29:23,930 - [Steve] After the orgasm, Goddess transitioned 703 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:26,966 from sex work to her spiritual practice. 704 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:29,568 Do you have sex with your... 705 00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:31,237 I keep wanting to use the word clients. 706 00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:32,004 (laughs) 707 00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:33,039 Correct me one more time? 708 00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:34,340 - Seekers. - Seekers. 709 00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:35,007 - Seekers, Steve. - They're not clients. 710 00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:36,208 they're seekers. 711 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:38,010 Do you have sex with your seekers? 712 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:39,745 - Very rarely. 713 00:29:39,745 --> 00:29:40,512 Yeah. 714 00:29:40,512 --> 00:29:42,181 It is... 715 00:29:42,181 --> 00:29:43,115 - [Steve] So, what is a circumstance 716 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:44,783 when it would lead to sex? 717 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,218 (sighs) 718 00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:47,519 It would be a situation where, 719 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,791 number one, it's consensual. 720 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:57,129 Secondly, where there was a connection 721 00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:58,564 where we wanted to explore. 722 00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:03,035 - [Steve] Power went out. 723 00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:04,703 - Oh, my gosh. 724 00:30:04,703 --> 00:30:06,738 - [Steve] How come? 725 00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:08,274 Should I be frightened? 726 00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:09,208 - No. 727 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:10,509 - [Steve] Is this a... 728 00:30:10,509 --> 00:30:11,543 - This is the safest place to be. 729 00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:14,947 Okay, now I'm gonna tell you something. 730 00:30:14,947 --> 00:30:16,015 Are you still shooting? 731 00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:17,483 - [Steve] Yeah. 732 00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:19,852 - Okay, part of what happened (giggles) 733 00:30:19,852 --> 00:30:24,924 with my kundalini is because my body's rewired, right? 734 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:28,995 I have developed these other psychic abilities 735 00:30:28,995 --> 00:30:30,529 and one of them is I tend to blow out... 736 00:30:31,898 --> 00:30:34,934 - You blow out fuses. - Fuses, yeah. 737 00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:36,035 - We light some candles, 738 00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:37,803 then settle in for our cuddle. 739 00:30:37,803 --> 00:30:38,770 Okay, like this? 740 00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:39,771 - Yeah. 741 00:30:39,771 --> 00:30:40,572 Just get comfy. 742 00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:44,543 I just want you to close your eyes. 743 00:30:46,112 --> 00:30:47,947 And just breathe. 744 00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:49,048 Just relax. 745 00:30:50,416 --> 00:30:51,183 Relax. 746 00:30:53,452 --> 00:30:54,586 Yeah, better. 747 00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:56,288 (soft music) 748 00:30:56,288 --> 00:30:57,523 - [Steve] What the hell am I doing here? 749 00:30:57,523 --> 00:30:59,358 I shouldn't have to pay for a cuddle. 750 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,760 I have things to offer a woman. 751 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,296 On the piano I play the entire Billy Joel songbook, 752 00:31:04,296 --> 00:31:06,065 except "We Didn't Start The Fire." 753 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:08,968 I'd like to find a woman who knows how to sing. 754 00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:10,469 Or cook. 755 00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:12,104 A Christian woman who knows how to glaze a ham. 756 00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:13,973 (phone ringing) 757 00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:14,506 Where is she? 758 00:31:17,176 --> 00:31:18,377 - [Lauren] Hey, you've reached Lauren. 759 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:19,478 I can't come to the phone right... 760 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:21,613 Get back to you, thanks. 761 00:31:22,748 --> 00:31:23,649 - Hey, Lauren-- - At the tone, 762 00:31:23,649 --> 00:31:24,984 please record your message. 763 00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:26,685 When you finish recording you may hang up, 764 00:31:26,685 --> 00:31:27,920 or press one for more options. 765 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,157 - Hey, Lauren. 766 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:33,825 My name is Steve Markle, I'm a filmmaker. 767 00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:36,028 (clears throat) Excuse me. 768 00:31:36,028 --> 00:31:37,896 I reach out to random women on the internet 769 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:38,965 asking them to be in my documentary. 770 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,001 I film with a model. 771 00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:43,202 Are you single, do you date? 772 00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:44,536 - No, I have a boyfriend. 773 00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:45,904 - [Steve] Hi, Lauren. 774 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,406 I fly to Boston to film with a heart transplant recipient. 775 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:48,774 - I'm Lauren, nice to meet you. 776 00:31:48,774 --> 00:31:50,109 - [Steve] How are you? 777 00:31:50,109 --> 00:31:51,310 She was reading my file and she's like, "Wow." 778 00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:53,845 She's like, "Your heart started all by itself." 779 00:31:53,845 --> 00:31:55,114 They didn't have to do anything. 780 00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:57,216 Like, right when they put it in, 781 00:31:57,216 --> 00:31:59,518 the heart started by itself. 782 00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:01,120 - [Steve] I mean, that is a miracle. 783 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,855 - I'm like, "That's obviously a perfect fit." 784 00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:06,525 - [Steve] What qualities are you looking for in a man? 785 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,395 - Well, I do have a boyfriend. 786 00:32:09,395 --> 00:32:11,863 - This documentary has become an obsession. 787 00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:14,967 Would you like to be in my documentary about women? 788 00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:21,640 (gentle flute music) 789 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,675 I film with a fire spinner named Natalie 790 00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:25,444 and a firefighter named January. 791 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:27,846 What are you doing Thursday night? 792 00:32:27,846 --> 00:32:29,415 - [January] Thursday night... 793 00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:30,382 - I'll just keep going through the days of the week. 794 00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:31,517 (laughs) 795 00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:33,019 - I actually, you should see my schedule. 796 00:32:33,019 --> 00:32:34,286 - [Steve] I film with a jazz trumpeter, 797 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:37,756 a shoe cobbler, a rabbi, a butcher, a road racer, 798 00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:41,093 an aerial dancer, and a massage therapist turned pilot. 799 00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:42,561 - It is very gusty today. 800 00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:45,897 - [Steve] I film with a French wrestler 801 00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:47,166 and an English photographer. 802 00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:48,734 - So, are you gonna ask me anything about film 803 00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:50,902 and photography? Yes. 804 00:32:50,902 --> 00:32:52,804 (chainsaw roaring) 805 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:55,574 - I film with a lumberjack who brings out my masculine side. 806 00:32:55,574 --> 00:32:56,942 I made a little chip there. 807 00:32:56,942 --> 00:32:57,943 - You have very feminine hands. 808 00:32:57,943 --> 00:32:59,178 - And I film with a dominatrix 809 00:32:59,178 --> 00:33:00,712 who brings out my feminine side. 810 00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:02,448 It still really hurts but... 811 00:33:03,949 --> 00:33:06,552 - You know, time heals all wounds. 812 00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:07,919 - Right. 813 00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:10,056 How is dressing like a woman gonna help me find one? 814 00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:22,534 Amy would have hated this hat. 815 00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:24,336 Everything I did embarrassed her. 816 00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:29,675 Heidi Lee wants me to model some of her hats 817 00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:30,976 for a photo shoot. 818 00:33:30,976 --> 00:33:33,245 So, I'm heading back to New York. 819 00:33:33,245 --> 00:33:34,513 And this time? 820 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,648 No awkward sexual advances. 821 00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:44,723 You comfortable being naked? 822 00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:45,691 - Why not? 823 00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:46,958 (chuckles) 824 00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:47,759 That's what I say. 825 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:56,768 - [Steve] I like having Heidi Lee as a friend. 826 00:33:56,768 --> 00:33:59,405 And it feels nice to have a paint brush on my penis. 827 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:01,807 (soft music) 828 00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:03,609 On a break from our photo shoot, 829 00:34:03,609 --> 00:34:04,810 Heidi Lee and I goof around in our makeup. 830 00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:10,316 Amy always used to say, "Why are you so weird? 831 00:34:10,316 --> 00:34:11,683 "Just be normal." 832 00:34:12,918 --> 00:34:14,986 Why would anyone wanna be normal? 833 00:34:14,986 --> 00:34:16,822 Seriously, what kind of an asshole wants to be normal? 834 00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:21,860 I need to find someone like Heidi Lee, 835 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:24,363 a free spirit, an artist. 836 00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:26,198 Someone who doesn't know the word weird. 837 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:28,834 Someone who accepts me for who I am. 838 00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:36,508 I'm heading to Washington to film 839 00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:38,310 with the gun-rights lobbyist. 840 00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:40,312 I saw this picture online. 841 00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:41,813 I can't stand guns, but this lobbyist has nice hair. 842 00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:45,451 And there is something lovely about a woman 843 00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:47,919 who knows how to shoot a man in the face. 844 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:48,987 This is good. 845 00:34:48,987 --> 00:34:50,889 Hopping around from city to city 846 00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:52,891 to meet a complete stranger. 847 00:34:52,891 --> 00:34:54,293 I've got no one to answer to. 848 00:34:55,861 --> 00:34:56,828 I think I like being single! 849 00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:02,601 Gun-rights lobbyist agreed to meet me 850 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:05,871 at a fountain across from Capitol Hill and where is she? 851 00:35:05,871 --> 00:35:07,339 We said two, it's almost 2:30. 852 00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:10,609 Three. 853 00:35:11,143 --> 00:35:12,511 3:30. 854 00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:14,613 I am definitely being stood up. 855 00:35:17,015 --> 00:35:18,384 Being single is the worst. 856 00:35:18,384 --> 00:35:18,884 I don't deserve a woman. 857 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,854 At four o'clock, the gun-rights lobbyist 858 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,055 shoots down our plans. 859 00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:26,858 (gunshots blaring) 860 00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,770 (soft music) 861 00:35:40,606 --> 00:35:43,509 I roam Washington in search of a woman. 862 00:35:43,509 --> 00:35:45,177 The best I find is a nude statue 863 00:35:45,177 --> 00:35:46,612 outside the Library Of Congress. 864 00:35:48,013 --> 00:35:50,249 Is it wrong to be a attracted to a nude statue? 865 00:35:53,585 --> 00:35:55,387 I wonder if I'll ever be in love again. 866 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,905 (upbeat drum music) 867 00:36:18,944 --> 00:36:22,147 A writer named Erin Wotherspoon has been going on dates 868 00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:23,915 for the free dinners, then writing about it in her blog. 869 00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:27,519 Doesn't seem that outrageous to me, 870 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:29,688 but it's creating an uproar on the internet. 871 00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:36,194 Commenters around the world are calling her a dinner-digger, 872 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,964 a dinner witch, a female pickup artist and a sociopath. 873 00:36:41,733 --> 00:36:43,535 Doesn't look like a sociopath. 874 00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:46,204 (soft music) 875 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,239 I think her blog is funny and she looks really sweet. 876 00:36:49,475 --> 00:36:52,278 Or maybe I don't see it because we're one and the same. 877 00:36:52,278 --> 00:36:54,513 She's using men for meals, 878 00:36:54,513 --> 00:36:56,615 I'm using a movie for marriage. 879 00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:59,251 - [Erin] For the first month or so, 880 00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:00,252 I'm just gonna be working from home. 881 00:37:00,252 --> 00:37:03,555 - Can we do the interview in your home? 882 00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:07,593 Erin, the writer, has agreed to be in my documentary. 883 00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:10,629 Her one request is that we not talk about the blog. 884 00:37:10,629 --> 00:37:12,564 She says the blog was a writing stunt 885 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:13,832 and she's taken it down. 886 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:19,871 Lately, Erin's been cooped up finishing her first novel. 887 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:29,815 (soft music) 888 00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:31,617 She's cute, and she owns a menorah. 889 00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:34,853 Or did she just put that out for me? 890 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:37,656 Erin Wotherspoon. 891 00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:38,990 - Hello. 892 00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:40,926 - [Steve] Let's start from the very beginning. 893 00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:42,294 - My age of birth? 894 00:37:42,294 --> 00:37:43,662 (laughs) - Yeah, okay. 895 00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:44,796 Would you like to say your your age and... 896 00:37:44,796 --> 00:37:46,432 - Sure. - Okay, go ahead. 897 00:37:46,432 --> 00:37:50,769 - I was born September 29th, 1989, in Toronto. 898 00:37:58,043 --> 00:37:59,645 - [Steve] Are you happy, Erin? 899 00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:01,647 On a scale of one to 10, how happy are you? 900 00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:05,684 - Right now, I'm in a much happier place 901 00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:06,952 than I was a couple months ago. 902 00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:08,587 I'm probably... 903 00:38:08,587 --> 00:38:10,155 - [Steve] Well, what happened a couple months ago? 904 00:38:10,155 --> 00:38:13,992 - I went through a breakup and then I decided that-- 905 00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:15,861 - [Steve] How long was that relationship? 906 00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:17,262 - It was a year. 907 00:38:17,262 --> 00:38:18,797 It was exactly a year. 908 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:19,931 - [Steve] What was that man's name? 909 00:38:19,931 --> 00:38:20,932 - His name's Ryan. 910 00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:22,968 - [Steve] Oh, this is your tattoo? 911 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:23,969 - Yeah. 912 00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:24,636 Right here. 913 00:38:26,505 --> 00:38:27,406 - [Steve] Well, it's a nice-looking tattoo. 914 00:38:27,406 --> 00:38:28,874 - It's handwriting. 915 00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:29,741 - [Steve] It just has the wrong name on it. 916 00:38:29,741 --> 00:38:30,876 - Yeah. 917 00:38:30,876 --> 00:38:31,643 Yeah. 918 00:38:35,013 --> 00:38:36,982 - [Steve] Well, what's the craziest thing you've ever done? 919 00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:38,083 - The craziest? 920 00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:44,390 One of them, I stole from the Vatican. 921 00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:46,324 - [Steve] What are you most grateful for? 922 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:47,192 You believe in God? 923 00:38:47,192 --> 00:38:48,560 You wanna be buried or cremated? 924 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:49,995 - I'm most grateful for my family. 925 00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:51,229 I don't believe in God. 926 00:38:51,229 --> 00:38:52,398 Cremated. 927 00:38:52,398 --> 00:38:54,065 - [Steve] Yeah, me too. 928 00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:55,300 - Yeah, I don't like the whole, yeah, being buried thing. 929 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:56,568 - [Steve] And if you're cool with it, 930 00:38:56,568 --> 00:38:58,604 I don't know if this is, you know, 931 00:38:58,604 --> 00:39:00,038 too much too soon kinda thing, 932 00:39:00,038 --> 00:39:03,074 but I would like our ashes to be mixed together. 933 00:39:05,143 --> 00:39:06,011 Have I said something wrong? 934 00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:07,379 (laughs) 935 00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:14,420 Is anything missing from your life? 936 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,560 - Well, I mean, I don't have a boyfriend. 937 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,395 I guess I have a boyfriend missing from my life. 938 00:39:23,395 --> 00:39:24,563 But I'm not, like, you know, 939 00:39:24,563 --> 00:39:28,066 I don't really want one right now. 940 00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:29,401 (soft music) 941 00:39:29,401 --> 00:39:30,736 - [Steve] Maybe I could be the boyfriend Erin doesn't want. 942 00:39:30,736 --> 00:39:32,871 She's close with her family. 943 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:33,572 And that smile. 944 00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:37,876 I'd like to have a pillow fight with Erin. 945 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:39,010 That tattoo is unfortunate, 946 00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:42,047 but we've all made mistakes. 947 00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:44,182 I was gonna marry the wrong woman, have kids with her. 948 00:39:44,182 --> 00:39:46,452 A tattoo you can laser off. 949 00:39:46,452 --> 00:39:47,419 Wife and kids? 950 00:39:48,554 --> 00:39:49,020 You can't laser your wife and kids. 951 00:39:53,024 --> 00:39:56,194 You look for guys on the computer? 952 00:39:56,194 --> 00:39:57,395 - I don't do online dating. 953 00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,030 I mean, I joined Tinder. 954 00:40:00,699 --> 00:40:03,835 All the guys who like me and wanna spend time with me, 955 00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:06,505 I'm not willing to find time for them. 956 00:40:06,505 --> 00:40:08,774 But then the two guys that I actually like 957 00:40:08,774 --> 00:40:11,242 seem so busy all the time. 958 00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:13,779 So, it's like, I don't know. 959 00:40:13,779 --> 00:40:17,783 - [Steve] You only want the guys that aren't interested. 960 00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:18,517 - Yeah. 961 00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:21,753 Right now, yeah. 962 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,354 - I mean, that's human nature. 963 00:40:23,354 --> 00:40:24,623 That we want 964 00:40:24,623 --> 00:40:27,092 what we can't have. - I guess so. 965 00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:27,759 Yup. 966 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:30,762 Yeah. 967 00:40:39,370 --> 00:40:41,272 - [Steve] Do you wanna go for dinner? 968 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:42,508 - Do I wanna go for dinner? 969 00:40:42,508 --> 00:40:43,308 - [Steve] Yeah. 970 00:40:43,308 --> 00:40:44,610 (soft music) 971 00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:47,846 - [Erin] Ravioli stuffed with duck confit. 972 00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:50,448 - [Steve] You'd like to eat a duck, huh? 973 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:51,449 - Yeah, I do. 974 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:52,217 Yeah. 975 00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:52,584 - [Steve] I like her. 976 00:40:53,919 --> 00:40:54,786 There's an age difference. 977 00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:56,655 She's 24, I'm 42. 978 00:40:58,156 --> 00:40:59,791 Wouldn't she be prefer someone from her own millennium? 979 00:41:01,092 --> 00:41:02,427 Last night was fun. 980 00:41:02,427 --> 00:41:03,194 But was that a date? 981 00:41:04,530 --> 00:41:07,265 Or was Erin just using me for her blog? 982 00:41:07,265 --> 00:41:08,199 But she took the blog down. 983 00:41:09,434 --> 00:41:10,936 Is there a new blog? 984 00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:12,638 There must be a new blog. 985 00:41:14,105 --> 00:41:15,574 A text from Erin. 986 00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:16,575 When do I text back? 987 00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:18,677 An hour? 988 00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:20,579 A month? 989 00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,571 Erin and I go for martinis, 990 00:41:45,571 --> 00:41:48,039 and we make plans to meet up again. 991 00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:48,807 Train's comin'! 992 00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:52,310 She tells me about her fear of robots. 993 00:41:52,310 --> 00:41:53,244 I tell her I hate children. 994 00:41:54,479 --> 00:41:56,114 I show Erin my hernia scar. 995 00:41:57,282 --> 00:41:58,116 But then... 996 00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:01,720 Hey with four Ys. 997 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:02,854 The breakup text. 998 00:42:04,690 --> 00:42:08,093 Erin feels weird and I get it. 999 00:42:08,093 --> 00:42:10,629 I should be looking for someone my own age. 1000 00:42:10,629 --> 00:42:11,930 A woman with arthritis. 1001 00:42:20,271 --> 00:42:22,608 Fucking hell. 1002 00:42:22,608 --> 00:42:25,176 (phone ringing) 1003 00:42:29,648 --> 00:42:30,816 - Good morning, Gastro Group. 1004 00:42:30,816 --> 00:42:32,383 - [Steve] Blood in the stool. 1005 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:33,952 I'm sure it's nothing. 1006 00:42:33,952 --> 00:42:35,086 Probably just cancer. 1007 00:42:35,086 --> 00:42:37,088 And I had my wisdom teeth out. 1008 00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:38,256 I had a hernia. 1009 00:42:38,256 --> 00:42:39,424 - [Doctor] And you move your bowels every day? 1010 00:42:39,424 --> 00:42:40,491 - Just make a fist for me. 1011 00:42:40,491 --> 00:42:41,793 - If you have larger polyps, 1012 00:42:41,793 --> 00:42:44,095 I do cauterize as I cut them out. 1013 00:42:45,263 --> 00:42:47,532 - Some week this is shaping up to be. 1014 00:42:47,532 --> 00:42:49,067 First a punch to the heart. 1015 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:50,769 Now, a six-foot tube up the ass. 1016 00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:54,673 That hurts in my right arm. 1017 00:42:54,673 --> 00:42:55,674 Is that normal? 1018 00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:56,808 - [Doctor] Yes. 1019 00:42:56,808 --> 00:42:57,609 - It hurts in my right arm. 1020 00:43:00,245 --> 00:43:01,312 Yeah, it's burning, it's burning. 1021 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:08,219 It's burning. 1022 00:43:09,721 --> 00:43:10,822 It's burning. 1023 00:43:13,191 --> 00:43:14,092 It's burning. 1024 00:43:15,827 --> 00:43:17,328 Oh, you're getting right in there. 1025 00:43:20,365 --> 00:43:22,668 (groaning) 1026 00:43:31,376 --> 00:43:32,978 - It's great. 1027 00:43:32,978 --> 00:43:34,713 We're gonna take him out to the recovery area. 1028 00:43:38,784 --> 00:43:40,418 We went all the way around. 1029 00:43:40,418 --> 00:43:41,286 There were no polyps. 1030 00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:42,553 It was perfectly clean. 1031 00:43:42,553 --> 00:43:45,590 The idea is that we know the genetics of these polyps 1032 00:43:45,590 --> 00:43:46,958 and from the... 1033 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:49,060 - The doctors have given me 50 years, 1034 00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:51,096 possibly longer if I take a multi-vitamin. 1035 00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:54,465 Okay, so no bowel cancer. 1036 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:56,367 It's the loneliness that's gonna kill me. 1037 00:44:07,378 --> 00:44:08,680 When is this happening? 1038 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,416 - [Kia] It's next Friday evening. 1039 00:44:11,416 --> 00:44:12,984 - [Steve] It's Friday night and I'm gonna film 1040 00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:14,853 a women's workshop called 1041 00:44:14,853 --> 00:44:19,090 Unleash Your Inner Geisha: The Art Of Receiving. 1042 00:44:19,090 --> 00:44:22,027 I don't know what to expect but who knows? 1043 00:44:22,027 --> 00:44:23,428 Maybe my wife will be there. 1044 00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:28,967 The workshop begins with a demonstration of sexual massage. 1045 00:44:30,702 --> 00:44:32,904 (moaning) 1046 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,307 I skipped Shabbat for this. 1047 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:39,144 Mom made her cabbage borscht. 1048 00:44:40,211 --> 00:44:41,847 - I need to stop just for a moment. 1049 00:44:41,847 --> 00:44:44,615 I wanna kinda get more on the same page. 1050 00:44:44,615 --> 00:44:47,052 (chuckles) 1051 00:44:50,655 --> 00:44:51,790 You know your body. 1052 00:44:51,790 --> 00:44:54,926 How can you kind of meet me? 1053 00:44:56,795 --> 00:44:58,429 Can we maybe... 1054 00:44:58,429 --> 00:44:59,865 Can we hug, actually? 1055 00:44:59,865 --> 00:45:04,269 I would love to hug, and then I'll let you continue 1056 00:45:04,269 --> 00:45:06,071 with whatever you were going to do. 1057 00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:14,813 Hi. 1058 00:45:14,813 --> 00:45:15,781 I missed your face. 1059 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:21,887 Can we just hug just to connect? 1060 00:45:21,887 --> 00:45:24,389 And ground, please. 1061 00:45:24,389 --> 00:45:25,323 Thank you. 1062 00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:30,128 I would just love to be still with you, and feel you. 1063 00:45:35,133 --> 00:45:37,435 - [Steve] The art of receiving. 1064 00:45:37,435 --> 00:45:39,437 Okay, I think I get it. 1065 00:45:39,437 --> 00:45:42,473 It's about telling your partner what you need. 1066 00:45:42,473 --> 00:45:44,242 I was a real pansy with Amy. 1067 00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:45,676 I tried so hard to please her, 1068 00:45:45,676 --> 00:45:47,879 I forgot that I have needs too. 1069 00:45:47,879 --> 00:45:48,947 I gotta work on that. 1070 00:45:51,149 --> 00:45:52,951 After the demonstration, the women sit around 1071 00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:54,519 talking about it. 1072 00:45:54,519 --> 00:45:56,454 - I learned so, so much from it 1073 00:45:56,454 --> 00:45:59,457 and I'm so grateful to both of you for... 1074 00:45:59,457 --> 00:46:01,459 It was just, I mean wow, you know? 1075 00:46:01,459 --> 00:46:02,727 Wow. 1076 00:46:02,727 --> 00:46:03,962 Wow. 1077 00:46:03,962 --> 00:46:07,032 - It was really a gift, thank you. 1078 00:46:07,032 --> 00:46:09,634 - I could feel in me this huge expansion. 1079 00:46:09,634 --> 00:46:13,538 - But my thing is, how do we get different partners 1080 00:46:13,538 --> 00:46:17,508 to just flow, click, connect, without the bullshit? 1081 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:21,146 - Well, we could do a whole evening just on that. 1082 00:46:21,146 --> 00:46:22,513 Answering that one question. 1083 00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:23,448 - Well, I was just going to say that, Victoria. 1084 00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:24,916 Like, that's what we're all, I mean, 1085 00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:26,117 that's part of why we're all in this room. 1086 00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:27,618 'cause in our own ways, 1087 00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:30,755 we're all trying to answer that question. 1088 00:46:30,755 --> 00:46:32,657 We all have... 1089 00:46:32,657 --> 00:46:34,492 We're all searching for that. 1090 00:46:34,492 --> 00:46:37,128 - What I was seeing was a lot of confusion 1091 00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:39,297 around dominance and submission. 1092 00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:42,233 - He wasn't in a place where I felt like I can let go. 1093 00:46:42,233 --> 00:46:44,369 So, then I had to step in. 1094 00:46:44,369 --> 00:46:46,171 So it wasn't 'cause I was confused. 1095 00:46:46,171 --> 00:46:47,906 - No, no, I'm sorry. 1096 00:46:47,906 --> 00:46:49,107 I didn't mean that. - Oh, okay. 1097 00:46:49,107 --> 00:46:50,175 - No, not at all. 1098 00:46:50,175 --> 00:46:52,143 No, no, I didn't mean that at all. 1099 00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:52,978 - [Kia] So go ahead. 1100 00:46:52,978 --> 00:46:53,945 - Yeah, yeah, no. 1101 00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:56,882 Just, that in... 1102 00:46:56,882 --> 00:46:59,117 - Energetically. - Energetically, right. 1103 00:46:59,117 --> 00:47:01,953 So, I believe it is absolutely possible 1104 00:47:01,953 --> 00:47:06,892 to be surrendered and still be the dominant. 1105 00:47:07,692 --> 00:47:08,994 Like you can be receiving. 1106 00:47:08,994 --> 00:47:10,495 It's all about me. 1107 00:47:10,495 --> 00:47:12,797 It's about what's happening in me. 1108 00:47:12,797 --> 00:47:15,066 What I'm giving to you is myself. 1109 00:47:26,477 --> 00:47:27,612 (chanting) 1110 00:47:46,564 --> 00:47:48,599 - [Steve] Amy made me feel pretty shitty about myself. 1111 00:47:50,501 --> 00:47:53,604 Always undercutting me with subtle, little jabs. 1112 00:47:53,604 --> 00:47:55,640 Wanting me to be taller, less quirky, more successful. 1113 00:47:57,675 --> 00:47:59,210 I stayed with her 1114 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:01,412 because when someone consistently tells you 1115 00:48:01,412 --> 00:48:04,549 you're not good enough, you start to believe 'em. 1116 00:48:04,549 --> 00:48:08,086 I figured the person I'm with is the person I deserve. 1117 00:48:16,261 --> 00:48:18,296 I really lost myself in that relationship. 1118 00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:21,967 - [Woman] Were you on full moon menses? 1119 00:48:21,967 --> 00:48:23,534 - Yeah. 1120 00:48:23,534 --> 00:48:24,802 - [Steve] The workshop is followed by light snacks. 1121 00:48:24,802 --> 00:48:26,171 There's a cute woman. 1122 00:48:26,171 --> 00:48:27,973 I've had my eyes on her all night. 1123 00:48:31,176 --> 00:48:33,211 I try to seduce her with a vibrating bowl 1124 00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:35,413 but she leaves before I can even get her name. 1125 00:48:36,481 --> 00:48:39,517 Being single is absolute hell. 1126 00:48:41,019 --> 00:48:41,852 - [Woman] Can I ruffle your hair while you're doing that? 1127 00:48:41,852 --> 00:48:42,853 - Okay. 1128 00:48:42,853 --> 00:48:43,754 - [Woman] See if you can focus. 1129 00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:45,256 - All right. 1130 00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:47,592 Oh my God, that's fantastic. 1131 00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:49,127 Okay, she's not the woman I had my eyes on. 1132 00:48:49,127 --> 00:48:51,296 But the tickling is nice. 1133 00:48:52,797 --> 00:48:55,633 The thing is, she told me what ring to buy. 1134 00:48:55,633 --> 00:48:58,336 A thin platinum band with a big rock. 1135 00:48:58,336 --> 00:49:00,305 A big rock, that's disgusting. 1136 00:49:01,506 --> 00:49:04,342 She wanted the ring but she didn't want me. 1137 00:49:04,342 --> 00:49:06,011 And the store would not take it back. 1138 00:49:06,011 --> 00:49:07,678 What the hell am I gonna do with a diamond ring? 1139 00:49:10,081 --> 00:49:12,583 - I, Russell Oliver, give you more cash than anyone else! 1140 00:49:12,583 --> 00:49:14,485 I am the Cash Man! 1141 00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:16,654 Oh, yeah! 1142 00:49:16,654 --> 00:49:19,190 - [Steve] Why do we have to buy a diamond to show our love? 1143 00:49:19,190 --> 00:49:20,458 Couldn't I have just slaughtered a cow 1144 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:23,261 or chopped off one of my nuts or something? 1145 00:49:23,261 --> 00:49:25,430 Whatever the Cash Man offers me, I'll take it. 1146 00:49:26,564 --> 00:49:28,533 I never wanna see that ring again. 1147 00:49:36,341 --> 00:49:38,476 - Ideally, I'd like to pay two, 1148 00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:41,146 but it may be a little bit low compared to what you paid. 1149 00:49:41,146 --> 00:49:42,680 I don't know what would make you happy, 1150 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,982 but, we wanna make our customers happy 1151 00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:47,085 so I wanna give you as much as I can 1152 00:49:47,085 --> 00:49:49,287 and still make some money. 1153 00:49:49,287 --> 00:49:51,422 I gave my wife a heart shape, 1154 00:49:51,422 --> 00:49:52,790 'cause I got married on Valentine's Day. 1155 00:49:52,790 --> 00:49:55,093 So, I made it romantic, you see, and she liked that. 1156 00:49:55,093 --> 00:49:57,728 Oh, that sealed the deal for me. 1157 00:49:57,728 --> 00:49:59,664 - My girlfriend said, I proposed on Christmas. 1158 00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:01,466 She said, "You don't propose on Christmas." 1159 00:50:01,466 --> 00:50:02,633 Is that true, you don't propose... 1160 00:50:02,633 --> 00:50:04,369 - Yeah, you don't. 1161 00:50:04,369 --> 00:50:05,670 What she's looking at is the materialistic side of it. 1162 00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:06,937 You see, you don't propose on Christmas 1163 00:50:06,937 --> 00:50:08,973 because you're trying to save a Christmas present. 1164 00:50:08,973 --> 00:50:10,875 Was that my motive? 1165 00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:13,144 I wanted to be romantic which is why I did Valentine's Day, 1166 00:50:13,144 --> 00:50:15,280 but it did occur to me, in the back of my, 1167 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,548 if I'm being honest, my subconscious did say, 1168 00:50:17,548 --> 00:50:20,251 "You know it's one gift from now on Valentine's Day." 1169 00:50:20,251 --> 00:50:21,786 But I have to tell you, 1170 00:50:21,786 --> 00:50:23,854 I did sell my wife's engagement ring too, by the way. 1171 00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:26,524 I sold it for different reasons. 1172 00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:27,658 I needed money at one point 1173 00:50:27,658 --> 00:50:29,460 and I sold her heart-shaped diamond, 1174 00:50:29,460 --> 00:50:31,662 which she was not happy about. 1175 00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:34,799 - How do you know when you've found the right woman? 1176 00:50:34,799 --> 00:50:36,867 - Well, in my opinion, there really is no such thing 1177 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:38,569 as the right woman. 1178 00:50:38,569 --> 00:50:41,472 But she was the rightest, as opposed to the wrongest. 1179 00:50:42,940 --> 00:50:47,011 - [Steve] So you're saying, they're all wrong? 1180 00:50:47,011 --> 00:50:48,079 - They're all wrong. 1181 00:50:51,782 --> 00:50:54,519 - [Steve] I go to a party and pretend to like parties. 1182 00:50:54,519 --> 00:50:57,722 Meet a singer and ask her to be in the documentary. 1183 00:50:57,722 --> 00:50:58,623 Hanifa. 1184 00:50:58,623 --> 00:50:59,890 - Yes. 1185 00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:01,826 - What does it mean? 1186 00:51:01,826 --> 00:51:04,462 - It means true believer, and communicating with the stars. 1187 00:51:04,462 --> 00:51:06,697 - [Steve] Look at those nails. 1188 00:51:06,697 --> 00:51:07,865 Unbelievable. 1189 00:51:07,865 --> 00:51:09,167 - All natural too. - Is that true, are they? 1190 00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:10,701 - Yeah. 1191 00:51:10,701 --> 00:51:12,069 No, yeah, I don't believe in putting-- 1192 00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:13,438 - [Steve] Wait, can, can you hold them right up to the lens. 1193 00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:14,772 - Yeah, I don't believe-- 1194 00:51:14,772 --> 00:51:15,806 - [Steve] Hold them as close as you can. 1195 00:51:15,806 --> 00:51:16,574 Get right in there. 1196 00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:16,807 Let me get a focus on these nails. 1197 00:51:19,644 --> 00:51:20,911 What are you looking for in a man? 1198 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:24,115 - Looking for, you know when you're younger 1199 00:51:24,115 --> 00:51:25,816 you have like, you write it down, 1200 00:51:25,816 --> 00:51:28,052 like I want a guy like this and that 1201 00:51:28,052 --> 00:51:29,820 and I actually still have that diary when I was little, 1202 00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:31,889 and I wrote down like the kind of man that I wanted. 1203 00:51:31,889 --> 00:51:34,492 - [Steve] Well, what did you write down? 1204 00:51:34,492 --> 00:51:35,626 - Well, I think I didn't describe him to the tee, 1205 00:51:35,626 --> 00:51:37,628 but I remember one of the things I wanted 1206 00:51:37,628 --> 00:51:39,164 was a guy that was spiritual. 1207 00:51:39,164 --> 00:51:40,765 So, you don't have to be religious 1208 00:51:40,765 --> 00:51:43,768 but just really in touch with yourself. 1209 00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:46,937 - [Steve] What about a long schlong? 1210 00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:48,173 Was it on the list? 1211 00:51:48,173 --> 00:51:49,374 - That wasn't on the list when I was younger 1212 00:51:49,374 --> 00:51:50,741 'cause I didn't know what that was. 1213 00:51:50,741 --> 00:51:52,777 - [Steve] It's on the list now, you added it later. 1214 00:51:52,777 --> 00:51:54,078 - I don't know, it shouldn't be little, 1215 00:51:54,078 --> 00:51:55,280 so, I'll tell you that much. 1216 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,847 It should be a good size. 1217 00:51:56,847 --> 00:51:57,848 I think we all speculate 1218 00:51:57,848 --> 00:51:59,650 what the other person's thinking or feeling, 1219 00:51:59,650 --> 00:52:02,153 and I think if you could do somebody a favor, 1220 00:52:02,153 --> 00:52:06,557 like a gift you could give your partner, communication. 1221 00:52:06,557 --> 00:52:08,226 How we live, where we live. 1222 00:52:08,226 --> 00:52:09,794 How are we gonna raise our kids? 1223 00:52:09,794 --> 00:52:11,429 Like, those conversations should happen before, 1224 00:52:11,429 --> 00:52:14,098 not after you're in love and you have a baby. 1225 00:52:14,098 --> 00:52:17,802 What if the other person has a different way of everything? 1226 00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:21,406 - [Steve] At a certain point, if you love each other, 1227 00:52:21,406 --> 00:52:26,177 and you share similar values, that's it. 1228 00:52:26,177 --> 00:52:27,978 At some point you just gotta leap in. 1229 00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:29,046 - That's not enough. 1230 00:52:29,046 --> 00:52:29,914 - [Steve] Not enough. 1231 00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:32,383 - It's not. 1232 00:52:32,383 --> 00:52:33,684 There's a conversation. 1233 00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:35,152 - My ex is gonna love watching this. 1234 00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:36,854 She's gonna love watching this. 1235 00:52:36,854 --> 00:52:40,057 Because I was always of the mind that, 1236 00:52:40,057 --> 00:52:41,292 we'll figure it out. - No. 1237 00:52:41,292 --> 00:52:42,960 - [Steve] As long as the big picture is in place 1238 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,429 that we love each other, the details will-- 1239 00:52:44,429 --> 00:52:45,930 - We can figure out what we're having for dinner. 1240 00:52:45,930 --> 00:52:47,198 Your ex-girlfriend is right. 1241 00:52:47,198 --> 00:52:48,466 You need to talk about those things, 1242 00:52:48,466 --> 00:52:49,767 like how do you wanna raise your children? 1243 00:52:49,767 --> 00:52:50,968 - [Steve] Will you please stop saying 1244 00:52:50,968 --> 00:52:52,102 that my ex-girlfriend was right? 1245 00:52:52,102 --> 00:52:53,471 - She was right. 1246 00:53:00,811 --> 00:53:02,313 (soft music) 1247 00:53:02,313 --> 00:53:06,684 - Yesterday, Amy showed up at my door. 1248 00:53:06,684 --> 00:53:08,919 I hadn't seen her in months. 1249 00:53:08,919 --> 00:53:11,289 She tells me she made a mistake. 1250 00:53:12,457 --> 00:53:13,858 That she does wanna get married. 1251 00:53:21,966 --> 00:53:25,002 Is there any way I can still marry Amy? 1252 00:53:25,002 --> 00:53:28,973 It's just, we've built all those memories together. 1253 00:53:28,973 --> 00:53:31,509 That all-inclusive was fun, with the unheated pool. 1254 00:53:32,343 --> 00:53:33,411 The hula hoop dancer. 1255 00:53:34,612 --> 00:53:37,282 The thing is, I like to dance like an idiot. 1256 00:53:37,282 --> 00:53:38,816 Amy wants a strapping man. 1257 00:53:38,816 --> 00:53:40,485 My kids are all gonna have peanut allergies 1258 00:53:40,485 --> 00:53:41,452 and a fear of sports. 1259 00:53:41,452 --> 00:53:43,388 We're different people. 1260 00:53:43,388 --> 00:53:45,723 Amy believes in pet psychics and ghosts. 1261 00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:48,626 I can't build a life with someone who believes in ghosts. 1262 00:53:48,626 --> 00:53:50,261 I told Amy I've moved on. 1263 00:53:50,261 --> 00:53:53,431 Falling out of love is hard work. 1264 00:53:53,431 --> 00:53:55,333 But I've done it. 1265 00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:57,435 Goodbye, Amy. 1266 00:54:08,913 --> 00:54:10,548 Is it unethical? 1267 00:54:10,548 --> 00:54:12,783 Using a documentary to meet women? 1268 00:54:12,783 --> 00:54:15,185 When I started down this path, it seemed harmless, 1269 00:54:15,185 --> 00:54:16,687 but now I'm not so sure. 1270 00:54:18,523 --> 00:54:18,956 I'll film with one more woman. 1271 00:54:21,025 --> 00:54:21,592 One more. 1272 00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:29,767 (upbeat music) 1273 00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:30,535 She's a tattoo artist named Danielle. 1274 00:54:33,003 --> 00:54:35,239 She already owns a wedding gown. 1275 00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:36,541 There's a savings there. 1276 00:54:37,975 --> 00:54:40,378 I check Danielle's profile page for signs of a boyfriend. 1277 00:54:40,378 --> 00:54:43,013 Hard to say for sure but she looks single. 1278 00:54:44,649 --> 00:54:46,851 I send her a message and hope for the best. 1279 00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,623 Yeah, I wanted to tell you about this movie. 1280 00:54:52,623 --> 00:54:57,628 - [Danielle] Okay. 1281 00:55:08,873 --> 00:55:11,709 (dramatic music) 1282 00:55:14,845 --> 00:55:17,548 - [Steve] Danielle's client is also named Danielle. 1283 00:55:17,548 --> 00:55:18,983 She's already mentioned a boyfriend. 1284 00:55:25,122 --> 00:55:26,323 Which tattoo number is this? 1285 00:55:26,323 --> 00:55:29,627 - This is tattoo number six. 1286 00:55:30,995 --> 00:55:33,698 (classical music) 1287 00:55:43,007 --> 00:55:45,476 - [Steve] This is gross, what I'm doing. 1288 00:55:45,476 --> 00:55:47,144 I'm like a caveman, hunting for a wife. 1289 00:55:47,144 --> 00:55:49,179 I'm using my camera like a club. 1290 00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:50,415 It's shallow. 1291 00:55:50,415 --> 00:55:51,449 It's fucked up. 1292 00:55:52,817 --> 00:55:54,184 Why not make a real documentary? 1293 00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:56,721 Something about climate change or spelling bees. 1294 00:55:57,622 --> 00:55:59,356 I should leave now. 1295 00:55:59,356 --> 00:56:00,124 Skip the interview. 1296 00:56:01,659 --> 00:56:03,127 From there I was just kind of like practicing. 1297 00:56:03,127 --> 00:56:06,363 I'd practice on, like, fruits and pigskin, and then-- 1298 00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:07,532 - [Steve] You gave a fruit a tattoo? 1299 00:56:07,532 --> 00:56:08,899 - I gave a fruit a tattoo. 1300 00:56:08,899 --> 00:56:09,834 - [Steve] What kind of fruit? 1301 00:56:09,834 --> 00:56:11,536 - I believe it was an orange. 1302 00:56:11,536 --> 00:56:13,471 I only-- - How'd the tattoo turn out? 1303 00:56:13,471 --> 00:56:14,572 Was the orange happy? 1304 00:56:15,906 --> 00:56:16,607 - Probably not. 1305 00:56:18,443 --> 00:56:21,045 If you were gonna give Jesus a tattoo, 1306 00:56:21,045 --> 00:56:23,313 what tattoo would you give Jesus? 1307 00:56:23,313 --> 00:56:25,550 (laughs) 1308 00:56:27,452 --> 00:56:29,186 - What would I give Jesus? 1309 00:56:29,186 --> 00:56:29,854 Wow. 1310 00:56:32,857 --> 00:56:35,593 - Maybe Jesus? - Maybe a Jesus tattoo. 1311 00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:38,095 - [Steve] What would you give Santa? 1312 00:56:38,095 --> 00:56:40,498 I feel like he would want something really dirty. 1313 00:56:40,498 --> 00:56:41,932 - Yeah, you know it's funny 1314 00:56:41,932 --> 00:56:42,967 I was just thinking that. - Like an erect cock 1315 00:56:42,967 --> 00:56:45,169 or something. (laughing) 1316 00:56:45,169 --> 00:56:47,772 Like he just seems like a dirty old man to me. 1317 00:56:47,772 --> 00:56:49,774 - He is a dirty old man. 1318 00:56:51,341 --> 00:56:52,109 Come here. 1319 00:56:53,811 --> 00:56:56,814 But I just like with cats that it takes them time 1320 00:56:56,814 --> 00:57:00,885 to build that comfort in a relationship with you. 1321 00:57:00,885 --> 00:57:03,554 And when they do, it's really amazing. 1322 00:57:03,554 --> 00:57:06,390 - [Steve] What advice can you give me 1323 00:57:06,390 --> 00:57:09,760 in my search to find love again? 1324 00:57:12,229 --> 00:57:17,267 - I guess the one thing that I have learned 1325 00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:21,506 is just to stay true to yourself 1326 00:57:23,508 --> 00:57:25,242 and don't ever compromise yourself 1327 00:57:25,242 --> 00:57:29,680 or the things that you're passionate about for anybody else. 1328 00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:32,683 So, hopefully just finding somebody 1329 00:57:32,683 --> 00:57:36,453 that either shares those same passions 1330 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:40,290 or supports you in the journeys that you wanna take. 1331 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:42,226 I think that's the most important thing, 1332 00:57:42,226 --> 00:57:45,062 or one of the most important things. 1333 00:57:46,096 --> 00:57:48,065 - [Steve] That's fantastic advice. 1334 00:57:48,065 --> 00:57:50,267 I really fucked that one up in the last relationship. 1335 00:57:50,267 --> 00:57:52,436 I bent too much. 1336 00:57:52,436 --> 00:57:54,171 - It's unfortunate. 1337 00:57:54,171 --> 00:57:56,306 A lot of people really lose themselves in relationships, 1338 00:57:56,306 --> 00:58:00,678 and I think sometimes people feel like they need to because, 1339 00:58:02,947 --> 00:58:06,717 that's just what they gotta do to stay with that person. 1340 00:58:06,717 --> 00:58:08,886 I know I've been in that situation. 1341 00:58:10,354 --> 00:58:12,923 But you definitely gotta stay true to yourself. 1342 00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:20,197 - [Steve] You're a single person? 1343 00:58:20,197 --> 00:58:20,931 - No. 1344 00:58:23,167 --> 00:58:24,001 - [Steve] I was hoping to be married 1345 00:58:24,001 --> 00:58:26,937 before my next colonoscopy. 1346 00:58:28,272 --> 00:58:30,107 I need to walk away from this project. 1347 00:58:31,542 --> 00:58:33,477 Maybe I should be meeting women the old-fashioned way. 1348 00:58:33,477 --> 00:58:34,144 By hollering at them on the street. 1349 00:58:38,749 --> 00:58:41,051 Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan make it look so easy. 1350 00:58:51,596 --> 00:58:54,331 I should have kissed Sharlene White. 1351 00:58:54,331 --> 00:58:56,867 But in seventh grade my self-esteem was so low. 1352 00:58:58,102 --> 00:59:00,905 Stop beating myself up over past mistakes. 1353 00:59:00,905 --> 00:59:03,574 I need to focus on all the horrible things still to come. 1354 00:59:04,642 --> 00:59:05,710 And they are coming. 1355 00:59:08,245 --> 00:59:09,246 I wonder when Bruce will tour again? 1356 00:59:11,315 --> 00:59:13,751 Together Wendy, we can live with the sadness. 1357 00:59:13,751 --> 00:59:16,587 I'll love you with all the madness in my soul. 1358 00:59:16,587 --> 00:59:18,589 My God, I want that kind of passion. 1359 00:59:20,357 --> 00:59:21,592 For now, just be kinder. 1360 00:59:22,526 --> 00:59:23,293 More authentic. 1361 00:59:24,595 --> 00:59:25,229 Stop obsessing over women. 1362 00:59:28,032 --> 00:59:29,834 Focus on being a better man. 1363 00:59:35,472 --> 00:59:37,341 (upbeat music) 1364 00:59:37,341 --> 00:59:40,010 I've been sorting through all the footage I shot this year. 1365 00:59:40,010 --> 00:59:40,745 Yikes. 1366 00:59:45,515 --> 00:59:48,252 I told all those women I was shooting a documentary. 1367 00:59:48,252 --> 00:59:50,154 I wanna see if I actually have one. 1368 00:59:50,154 --> 00:59:51,689 The plane is turning, is this safe? 1369 00:59:51,689 --> 00:59:52,322 - [Emilie] Yeah. 1370 00:59:54,058 --> 00:59:56,226 - I just need about maybe 10 minutes to like set up 1371 00:59:56,226 --> 00:59:57,294 - Yeah, absolutely. - My stuff. 1372 00:59:57,294 --> 01:00:02,166 - [Emilie] Just tell me whatever you need. 1373 01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:05,335 - [Steve] What are you up to this week? 1374 01:00:05,335 --> 01:00:08,272 Jesus, I spent an entire year flirting. 1375 01:00:08,272 --> 01:00:09,473 - What am I up to this week? - Yeah, can we hang out 1376 01:00:09,473 --> 01:00:12,576 in a non-filming kind of way? 1377 01:00:12,576 --> 01:00:14,144 - Are you asking me out now? 1378 01:00:14,144 --> 01:00:15,345 (laughing) 1379 01:00:15,345 --> 01:00:18,015 - [Steve] Oh, I don't know, is that weird? 1380 01:00:18,015 --> 01:00:18,382 This isn't a documentary. 1381 01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:21,986 It's a nebbish casting couch. 1382 01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,288 The shitty thing is, 1383 01:00:24,288 --> 01:00:26,156 these women all had interesting things to say. 1384 01:00:26,156 --> 01:00:28,092 All I had to do was shut up and listen. 1385 01:00:29,727 --> 01:00:30,795 I've got the footage. 1386 01:00:33,097 --> 01:00:35,032 At least I can listen now. 1387 01:00:35,032 --> 01:00:38,435 When you feel that thrust of the plane taking off, 1388 01:00:38,435 --> 01:00:38,869 what is that like? 1389 01:00:40,838 --> 01:00:42,572 - There's, nothing like it. 1390 01:00:42,572 --> 01:00:44,074 There's absolutely nothing like it. 1391 01:00:44,074 --> 01:00:47,244 Just feeling that freedom of just taking off 1392 01:00:47,244 --> 01:00:49,747 and just knowing that you're in control 1393 01:00:49,747 --> 01:00:51,548 and you can kinda go wherever you like 1394 01:00:51,548 --> 01:00:52,316 is just absolutely incredible. 1395 01:00:55,385 --> 01:00:57,888 - [Steve] What do you think makes a woman beautiful? 1396 01:00:59,890 --> 01:01:01,525 - A woman who loves herself. 1397 01:01:01,525 --> 01:01:03,694 A woman who has self-love. 1398 01:01:05,129 --> 01:01:07,131 - [Steve] When was the last time you cried? 1399 01:01:08,198 --> 01:01:09,433 - Today. 1400 01:01:09,433 --> 01:01:11,401 (chainsaw roaring) 1401 01:01:14,839 --> 01:01:16,206 - [Steve] You worked in construction. 1402 01:01:16,206 --> 01:01:19,376 Did the guys give you a hard time? 1403 01:01:19,376 --> 01:01:21,846 - Every once in a while, but you know it's just like that. 1404 01:01:21,846 --> 01:01:24,915 All women experience a hard time from guys 1405 01:01:24,915 --> 01:01:26,016 one way or the other. 1406 01:01:27,852 --> 01:01:29,053 - [Steve] You think the best things in life 1407 01:01:29,053 --> 01:01:30,420 come with some pain? 1408 01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:31,488 - Oh, of course. 1409 01:01:31,488 --> 01:01:32,656 They definitely do. 1410 01:01:32,656 --> 01:01:36,093 - They're gonna die and I'm gonna have their organ. 1411 01:01:36,093 --> 01:01:37,527 I'm gonna have their heart. 1412 01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:40,097 I'm like, that's just, I can't wrap my brain around it. 1413 01:01:40,097 --> 01:01:46,503 It's so strange and mind-boggling that that can happen. 1414 01:01:46,503 --> 01:01:48,705 I mean, it happens every day, and I would do it in a second. 1415 01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:50,674 - [Steve] In my own search for love, 1416 01:01:50,674 --> 01:01:52,242 what advice would you give me? 1417 01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:53,043 - Okay. 1418 01:01:58,949 --> 01:02:01,451 I guess to not settle. 1419 01:02:08,258 --> 01:02:10,660 - I don't know, I think just being yourself 1420 01:02:10,660 --> 01:02:15,465 and not trying too hard. 1421 01:02:15,465 --> 01:02:17,835 I don't know, I mean I've never, 1422 01:02:17,835 --> 01:02:18,502 I've never set out to, like, 1423 01:02:20,871 --> 01:02:22,873 look for someone before, so I don't really, 1424 01:02:22,873 --> 01:02:24,775 I don't know what that's like. 1425 01:02:24,775 --> 01:02:25,976 - [Steve] What do you think 1426 01:02:25,976 --> 01:02:28,813 is the most important thing in life? 1427 01:02:32,282 --> 01:02:33,050 - Love. 1428 01:02:40,157 --> 01:02:42,426 - [Steve] That's nice. 1429 01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:43,093 - It's true. 1430 01:02:49,867 --> 01:02:51,535 I don't want it to sound trite. 1431 01:02:58,042 --> 01:02:59,543 - It's not trite, it's beautiful. 1432 01:03:06,984 --> 01:03:07,417 You okay? - Yeah. 1433 01:03:22,099 --> 01:03:25,602 - I filmed with some pretty great women. 1434 01:03:25,602 --> 01:03:27,004 But Heidi Lee said it best. 1435 01:03:28,205 --> 01:03:29,573 I should stop thinking in terms of women 1436 01:03:29,573 --> 01:03:31,441 and start thinking in terms of human. 1437 01:03:55,465 --> 01:03:58,335 (upbeat drum music) 1438 01:04:01,371 --> 01:04:04,141 It's a week before Christmas when I get the text. 1439 01:04:05,742 --> 01:04:08,178 Thank you, Jesus. 1440 01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:09,413 I don't know what's changed 1441 01:04:09,413 --> 01:04:11,648 but Erin doesn't feel weird anymore. 1442 01:04:11,648 --> 01:04:13,717 She even made us matching shirts that say, 1443 01:04:13,717 --> 01:04:16,020 "I don't feel weird anymore", 1444 01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:18,188 though she didn't wear hers to the restaurant. 1445 01:04:20,590 --> 01:04:21,391 What a smile. 1446 01:04:22,426 --> 01:04:24,694 (soft music) 1447 01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:27,331 Erin hangs out at my place and works on her novel. 1448 01:04:28,798 --> 01:04:30,234 Will you read something? 1449 01:04:30,234 --> 01:04:31,568 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1450 01:04:31,568 --> 01:04:33,938 I grab the pig's balls and squeeze hard. 1451 01:04:33,938 --> 01:04:35,973 "Cut, that was brilliant!" 1452 01:04:35,973 --> 01:04:37,341 "Oh my god, really?" 1453 01:04:37,341 --> 01:04:38,808 "I was talking to the pig." 1454 01:04:38,808 --> 01:04:39,809 - [Steve] It's so good. 1455 01:04:39,809 --> 01:04:40,577 - Yeah? 1456 01:04:42,679 --> 01:04:44,514 - [Steve] Erin and I eat pizza together. 1457 01:04:46,050 --> 01:04:48,085 We go to the zoo to visit the gorillas. 1458 01:04:50,687 --> 01:04:52,089 Erin's bonded with Rocky. 1459 01:04:54,124 --> 01:04:55,892 We've seen each other's medication 1460 01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:57,661 and she keeps a toothbrush next to mine. 1461 01:05:03,367 --> 01:05:04,801 - Hey. 1462 01:05:04,801 --> 01:05:06,536 - Hi. - Hi, how are you? 1463 01:05:16,046 --> 01:05:19,416 Yeah, that's, that's really great. 1464 01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:20,817 Thank you. - You're welcome. 1465 01:05:20,817 --> 01:05:21,418 - Hi. - Hello. 1466 01:05:21,418 --> 01:05:23,120 - [Steve] Erin meets my parents. 1467 01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:24,821 - How are you? - Hi, sweetie. 1468 01:05:24,821 --> 01:05:26,256 - Ari, make your elephant sound. 1469 01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:28,158 Make an elephant sound. 1470 01:05:28,158 --> 01:05:30,360 She comes to my brother's place for Shabbat. 1471 01:05:31,996 --> 01:05:33,197 We go to see Erin's dad perform 1472 01:05:33,197 --> 01:05:35,299 in his Rolling Stones cover band. 1473 01:05:37,401 --> 01:05:39,569 Erin and I dance like idiots all night long. 1474 01:05:42,806 --> 01:05:44,574 (upbeat music) 1475 01:05:44,574 --> 01:05:46,576 And now we're on vacation together. 1476 01:05:57,054 --> 01:05:58,288 The water's very salty. 1477 01:06:00,257 --> 01:06:02,059 - He picked up the cheese a bit. 1478 01:06:02,059 --> 01:06:04,161 - Erin feeds cheese to a crab. 1479 01:06:04,161 --> 01:06:06,663 Then she goes in search of a lone goat. 1480 01:06:06,663 --> 01:06:09,399 (gentle music) 1481 01:06:11,901 --> 01:06:13,403 I'm having an incredible time 1482 01:06:13,403 --> 01:06:14,704 and that scares the crap out of me. 1483 01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:22,379 I'm having so much fun with Erin 1484 01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:24,748 and I want it to keep going. 1485 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:32,556 Today, we're heading to Ikea. 1486 01:06:32,556 --> 01:06:34,724 I need a new faucet for the sink in my bathroom. 1487 01:06:34,724 --> 01:06:38,228 It's been dripping and my plumber says it's beyond repair. 1488 01:06:38,228 --> 01:06:39,696 This is what I want. 1489 01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:42,899 Someone who sticks around when life gets boring. 1490 01:06:42,899 --> 01:06:44,468 But Erin's young. 1491 01:06:44,468 --> 01:06:45,769 Any day now, she'll decide to walk the Camino 1492 01:06:45,769 --> 01:06:48,372 or move to Thailand and I'll never see her again. 1493 01:06:48,372 --> 01:06:50,107 I need to lock this in. 1494 01:06:50,107 --> 01:06:50,940 No. 1495 01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:52,309 Stop obsessing. 1496 01:06:52,309 --> 01:06:54,578 I can't attach myself to another person. 1497 01:06:54,578 --> 01:06:55,312 That's not love. 1498 01:06:56,113 --> 01:06:57,247 That's fear. 1499 01:06:57,247 --> 01:06:59,116 Let go of expectations. 1500 01:06:59,116 --> 01:07:00,884 Erin may not be around tomorrow. 1501 01:07:00,884 --> 01:07:01,285 But she's here now. 1502 01:07:03,287 --> 01:07:07,357 Whatever happens, I'm gonna be okay. 1503 01:07:11,495 --> 01:07:14,664 Five years later, I have a mustache. 1504 01:07:14,664 --> 01:07:16,833 (playful music) 1505 01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:19,035 I don't know why, I just do. 1506 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:21,438 Erin and I are still hanging out. 1507 01:07:21,438 --> 01:07:23,973 Last spring, we took a trip to New York. 1508 01:07:23,973 --> 01:07:27,577 Saw some art, ate some donuts, went to the deli. 1509 01:07:27,577 --> 01:07:29,546 On the last day of our trip, I surprised Erin. 1510 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:31,715 Took her to this incredible hotel. 1511 01:07:31,715 --> 01:07:32,849 Our room had a view of Central Park 1512 01:07:32,849 --> 01:07:34,851 and a rear-cleansing toilet. 1513 01:07:34,851 --> 01:07:36,720 While Erin was in the shower, 1514 01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:40,257 I downed a Manhattan and hid a ring under that banana. 1515 01:07:41,458 --> 01:07:42,992 I looked out on Central Park. 1516 01:07:42,992 --> 01:07:46,196 My heart was racing and fear set in. 1517 01:07:47,297 --> 01:07:49,266 Am I really doing this again? 1518 01:07:49,266 --> 01:07:51,535 Making myself vulnerable to rejection. 1519 01:07:52,769 --> 01:07:54,871 Why do I want this anyway? 1520 01:07:54,871 --> 01:07:57,006 Yes, mom and dad are blissfully married 1521 01:07:57,006 --> 01:07:58,575 but they're the exception. 1522 01:07:58,575 --> 01:07:59,843 Where is the sense in this? 1523 01:08:01,411 --> 01:08:02,579 But we're talking about love, 1524 01:08:02,579 --> 01:08:03,713 it's not supposed to be sensible. 1525 01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:07,751 Erin stepped out of the shower. 1526 01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:10,287 We ordered drinks to the room, clinked our glasses 1527 01:08:10,287 --> 01:08:11,355 and I said, "Wait a minute. 1528 01:08:11,355 --> 01:08:13,757 "We need something to toast." 1529 01:08:13,757 --> 01:08:17,194 I got down on one knee and I just started crying. 1530 01:08:18,395 --> 01:08:19,729 I don't even remember what I said. 1531 01:08:21,231 --> 01:08:22,766 But I'll always remember what happened next. 1532 01:08:23,767 --> 01:08:24,768 Oh my God. 1533 01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:26,170 It was... 1534 01:08:26,170 --> 01:08:27,204 Oh boy! 1535 01:08:28,538 --> 01:08:30,507 It was the happiest moment of my life. 1536 01:08:31,608 --> 01:08:32,809 We spent the rest of the day 1537 01:08:32,809 --> 01:08:34,578 playing with the motorized curtains. 1538 01:08:34,578 --> 01:08:37,214 (dramatic music) 1539 01:08:47,857 --> 01:08:49,526 (upbeat music) 1540 01:08:49,526 --> 01:08:51,161 Erin and I rented '70s outfits 1541 01:08:51,161 --> 01:08:53,430 to create a postcard wedding invite. 1542 01:08:57,133 --> 01:08:59,803 Our wedding was epic. 1543 01:08:59,803 --> 01:09:00,870 We had confetti! 1544 01:09:00,870 --> 01:09:02,539 We had whipped cream! 1545 01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:04,208 We showed home movies! 1546 01:09:04,208 --> 01:09:05,275 We had break-dancers! 1547 01:09:08,445 --> 01:09:10,046 Erin is hilarious. 1548 01:09:10,046 --> 01:09:13,250 And sexy and crazy in the best possible way. 1549 01:09:14,384 --> 01:09:16,986 She is the human of my dreams. 1550 01:09:16,986 --> 01:09:18,588 At the end of our vacation, 1551 01:09:18,588 --> 01:09:22,025 Erin and I decided to do an excursion outside the resort, 1552 01:09:22,025 --> 01:09:25,995 but we couldn't agree on which excursion to do. 1553 01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:28,798 I wanted to visit St. Lucia's botanical garden, 1554 01:09:30,867 --> 01:09:32,402 because I like flowers. 1555 01:09:32,402 --> 01:09:35,872 (audience laughing) 1556 01:09:35,872 --> 01:09:40,176 Erin wanted to visit the semi-active volcano, 1557 01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:43,413 because Erin likes volcanoes. 1558 01:09:43,413 --> 01:09:45,382 (audience laughing) 1559 01:09:45,382 --> 01:09:48,785 We debated over which excursion to do. 1560 01:09:48,785 --> 01:09:51,255 We talked about maybe doing separate activities. 1561 01:09:53,890 --> 01:09:58,695 But in the end, we decided to do both things together. 1562 01:09:58,695 --> 01:10:03,533 And Erin, I want you to know, that wherever life takes us, 1563 01:10:04,868 --> 01:10:08,638 to a botanical garden, to a semi-active volcano, 1564 01:10:11,475 --> 01:10:12,742 none of that matters. 1565 01:10:12,742 --> 01:10:14,678 I just like being next to you. 1566 01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:18,047 What a rush. 1567 01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:20,384 Seeing everyone I love together in one room. 1568 01:10:23,687 --> 01:10:26,556 The one person missing at our wedding was Erin's dad, Bob. 1569 01:10:27,891 --> 01:10:29,993 Six months earlier he'd been diagnosed with leukemia. 1570 01:10:31,528 --> 01:10:33,062 Bob was too sick to attend our wedding. 1571 01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:35,665 So, the morning of our big day, 1572 01:10:35,665 --> 01:10:37,000 we brought the wedding to Bob. 1573 01:10:38,702 --> 01:10:40,370 - Wow! - Can everybody fit in? 1574 01:10:40,370 --> 01:10:41,438 I don't know. 1575 01:10:43,607 --> 01:10:44,874 - [Steve] You look amazing. 1576 01:10:44,874 --> 01:10:45,909 - I love how you're in your tuxedo. 1577 01:10:45,909 --> 01:10:47,243 - [Woman] I love it. 1578 01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:49,045 - It's wonderful. - Yeah, yeah. 1579 01:10:49,045 --> 01:10:50,780 - You look great. 1580 01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:52,582 We had a small ceremony on the rooftop of the hospital. 1581 01:10:57,754 --> 01:10:59,856 Bob is basically a big kid. 1582 01:11:01,725 --> 01:11:04,528 Last summer, we were in Bob's backyard throwing eggs at him. 1583 01:11:04,528 --> 01:11:05,695 Just for a laugh. 1584 01:11:05,695 --> 01:11:08,765 - So you both got me in the exact same spot. 1585 01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:10,367 - [Sister] The first piece. 1586 01:11:10,367 --> 01:11:11,801 - [Steve] And only a few months ago, 1587 01:11:11,801 --> 01:11:14,003 Bob still had his rock and roll hair. 1588 01:11:14,003 --> 01:11:15,872 Everyone helped chop it off. 1589 01:11:15,872 --> 01:11:16,973 Even Bob's mom. 1590 01:11:16,973 --> 01:11:18,007 - I know you've been wanting to do this 1591 01:11:18,007 --> 01:11:18,375 for decades, grandma. 1592 01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:24,981 - [Steve] We were so lucky to celebrate 1593 01:11:24,981 --> 01:11:25,349 our wedding with Bob. 1594 01:11:27,751 --> 01:11:29,353 He died four weeks later. 1595 01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:32,689 (somber music) 1596 01:11:32,689 --> 01:11:35,224 That's the cruel trick love plays. 1597 01:11:35,224 --> 01:11:37,927 Love ends in loss. 1598 01:11:37,927 --> 01:11:41,931 I just have to accept that relationships are temporary. 1599 01:11:41,931 --> 01:11:44,100 And for as long as the people I care about are still around, 1600 01:11:44,100 --> 01:11:45,369 I need to cherish them. 1601 01:11:47,070 --> 01:11:47,504 Love is beautiful. 1602 01:11:50,139 --> 01:11:50,707 And painful. 1603 01:11:54,911 --> 01:11:55,311 But what else is there? 1604 01:12:05,188 --> 01:12:08,692 So basically, it's a doc about super cool, 1605 01:12:08,692 --> 01:12:11,227 super interesting women. 1606 01:12:11,227 --> 01:12:12,161 - [Erin] Okay, yeah. 1607 01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:14,898 (gentle music)