1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:49,611 --> 00:01:52,379 Oh, some people really don't care, Violet. 4 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:53,480 They don't. 5 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:54,782 I know that. 6 00:01:54,816 --> 00:01:56,551 They just let stuff happen up there 7 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:58,352 - and they roll with it. - Yeah, I know. 8 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:01,421 Content with whatever random chance delivers to them. 9 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:04,491 But that's not me, Violet. 10 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:06,293 - Really? - Sorry. 11 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:08,261 I'm talking about control, Violet. 12 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,297 - I know. - Carefully exercised, 13 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:14,802 meticulous control. 14 00:02:14,836 --> 00:02:16,738 - Oh, I got a call coming in. - Mhm. 15 00:02:16,771 --> 00:02:19,674 - Do not hang up. - Ugh. 16 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,542 Hi, hi, hi, hi. 17 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:25,379 Hi, hi, hi, sorry, yes, yes. 18 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:29,316 Would it help if I told you that I'm on mushrooms? 19 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:31,719 No, okay, they're waiting for you inside. 20 00:02:31,753 --> 00:02:34,622 - Who are you talking to? - Sorry, nothing, Bob. 21 00:02:34,656 --> 00:02:36,557 Because life is too short, Violet. 22 00:02:36,591 --> 00:02:38,258 Hey, David, this is coming off your time. 23 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:39,794 Well, you... You know what I mean. 24 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,294 - Uh-huh. - I think the expression 25 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:45,733 - still applies here. - Welcome to the Death of Comedy! 26 00:02:45,767 --> 00:02:46,801 Yeah! 27 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,335 How's everybody doing? 28 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:50,237 Hello, how's everybody doing tonight? 29 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:50,972 Fair. 30 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:52,339 I respect that. 31 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:54,241 How's everybody else doing? 32 00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:55,910 So when you come to the show with a sack 33 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:59,346 of bottom-shelf booze it makes a difference. 34 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:01,214 Not just to the talent of the show 35 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:04,284 but to the prestige of the show itself. 36 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:05,753 Top-shelf for now on, all right? 37 00:03:05,787 --> 00:03:08,288 I don't want us to look like assholes. 38 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:11,526 Oh, and uh, the... the dark of the moon is coming up. 39 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:16,296 - So uh, I... you know. - Yep, I know. 40 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:29,510 Life's too short, Violet. 41 00:03:29,544 --> 00:03:31,846 That's how racism works, right, you know? 42 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,413 I don't mean like you know, 43 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:40,387 muttered, in-traffic, casual, weekend racism. 44 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:41,789 Okay, alright! 45 00:03:41,823 --> 00:03:44,992 With... and with that searing social insight, 46 00:03:45,026 --> 00:03:49,329 methinks this crowd has been sufficiently warmed up. 47 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:52,900 You may know our first performer from college. 48 00:03:52,934 --> 00:03:56,269 That's how I know him. Give it up for Andy Jocelyn! 49 00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:02,009 Uh, hi, I'm Andy Jocelyn. 50 00:04:02,043 --> 00:04:04,979 Um, tell you all a bit... a little bit about myself. 51 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:10,618 Uh, when I was 6 years old, I was first diagnosed as a hunk. 52 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:12,720 And it's been tough, it's been tough ever since... 53 00:04:12,754 --> 00:04:14,387 - Hey, you're Violet, right? - Yeah. 54 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:16,456 Hi, I'm uh, Dax Hanlan. 55 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:17,925 - Hi. - ...every girl I go home with 56 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:20,695 - has a body pillow. - I'm from Boston. 57 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:22,697 And why are they all named Idris Elba? 58 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:24,866 Explain that to me. Explain that. 59 00:04:24,899 --> 00:04:27,635 - Is this your show? - The one you're talking through? 60 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:30,437 - Yeah, it's my show. - Cool. 61 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:32,339 Well, I was a uh, regular at the Comedy Pit, 62 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:34,542 back in Boston, and then Dave's Douchebag of Comedy 63 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:36,611 - I did a few times, so... - That's really... okay just... 64 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:38,478 yeah, you can message the show page 65 00:04:38,513 --> 00:04:40,615 and I'll throw you up if we have a spot for you. 66 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:43,050 - Awesome, thank you, um. - That was all I could remember. 67 00:04:43,084 --> 00:04:45,418 Oh, no, hold on. This is true. 68 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,722 I was uh, I was driving home last night 69 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:51,391 and uh, I went through a DUI checkpoint, totally sober. 70 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:52,660 Have you ever done this? 71 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:54,829 Oh my God, it's the greatest feeling. 72 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:57,632 I've never been so confident in my life. 73 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:59,332 I've never been so confident. 74 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:00,735 I'm like, "Oh yeah, I'm turning the radio up. 75 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:03,037 You'll have to ask for me to turn it down." 76 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:04,437 Wait, can you get... I was wearing a Polo. 77 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,007 So you book Too Late, right? 78 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,643 And he pulled me out of the car in a Polo shirt. 79 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:12,880 - No, I don't book Too Late. - Aren't you... you're Bob Devore's 80 00:05:12,914 --> 00:05:14,982 - assistant, right? - Sorry what was it? Dax? 81 00:05:15,016 --> 00:05:17,084 - Yeah, that's it. - Yeah, I am Bob's assistant, 82 00:05:17,118 --> 00:05:19,654 but I don't book that show. I've never booked that show. 83 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:21,122 No one will ever book the show other than Bob, 84 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:22,623 because according to him, basically 85 00:05:22,657 --> 00:05:25,760 nobody's good enough to do it. Okay? 86 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:27,895 And I don't really know how things worked at whatever 87 00:05:27,929 --> 00:05:30,430 you know, piss-stained wing hut you came up in, 88 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:32,867 but around here, generally speaking, 89 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:35,368 the way to get on a show isn't harassing the booker 90 00:05:35,402 --> 00:05:37,437 of the show during the show. 91 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:38,973 Got it? 92 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,943 So just message the show page. 93 00:05:41,976 --> 00:05:44,444 - Okay. - Right, okay. 94 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:46,379 These other local hangout yokels, they're like... 95 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:49,416 - Fuckin' stuck-up bitch. - "How do you know my dog?" 96 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:53,054 I was like, "I am too high to be at the bar." This is crazy. 97 00:05:53,087 --> 00:05:54,454 They didn't know my dog, they just heard me 98 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:55,723 talking to my dog. 99 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:57,925 And then I was like, "What, what, what, what? 100 00:05:57,959 --> 00:06:00,828 Wh... why are you talking to my dog? 101 00:06:00,862 --> 00:06:03,463 Sir, this is a dognapping in progress. 102 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:05,533 I'm not having any of it. Are you kidding? 103 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:08,603 You're gonna steal my dog under my watch? No. 104 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:10,171 But that's how human trafficking starts. 105 00:06:27,121 --> 00:06:28,589 If you had any idea how tired I was, you would 106 00:06:28,623 --> 00:06:30,691 not be making bacon right now. 107 00:06:30,725 --> 00:06:32,927 Hmm, you are a great friend and roommate, Vi, 108 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,096 but between you and bacon, 109 00:06:35,129 --> 00:06:36,429 bacon wins every time. 110 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:37,531 Wow. 111 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:39,600 That is so nice. 112 00:06:39,634 --> 00:06:41,702 Oh, how did TDOC go last night? 113 00:06:41,736 --> 00:06:44,005 Aside from David being on mushrooms the entire time, 114 00:06:44,038 --> 00:06:45,606 - it was really good. - Are you serious? 115 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:46,908 - Yeah, whole time. - Is there anything 116 00:06:46,941 --> 00:06:49,076 - he won't do on mushrooms? - No. 117 00:06:49,110 --> 00:06:52,647 God, that lady from TelaVid, she show up? 118 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,181 - Oh, Donna Rudinsky? - Yes. 119 00:06:54,215 --> 00:06:57,618 No, she did not come, but uh, I have sent her office 120 00:06:57,652 --> 00:06:59,887 so many invites that they probably think I'm a stalker. 121 00:06:59,921 --> 00:07:03,090 Oh, well, answer me this. 122 00:07:03,124 --> 00:07:05,760 Why do you think people go to a show? 123 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:07,995 - To laugh. - No. 124 00:07:08,029 --> 00:07:10,164 They come to a show because there's something there. 125 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,733 - What's that? - They come because you've 126 00:07:12,767 --> 00:07:14,835 created something of value. 127 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:16,938 Will you tell that to uh, the woman who runs Coffee Lust, 128 00:07:16,971 --> 00:07:18,706 because she threatens to shut down my show 129 00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:25,579 - like every other week. - Yeah, but she hasn't, because? 130 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:26,847 - Value. - Yes! 131 00:07:26,881 --> 00:07:28,516 - Yes! - She gets it! 132 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:30,885 - Look at that. - Okay, yes, so value yourself 133 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:32,853 - Vi. - Alright, well, it's not 134 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:34,989 - as easy as that, Belinda. - Mm-mm, no, no, no, no. 135 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:36,657 Mm-mm, get my name out of your mouth 136 00:07:36,691 --> 00:07:38,491 if you're gonna say stuff like that, okay. 137 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:42,495 It's not easy, but that's how it's done. 138 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:43,965 Value yourself. 139 00:07:43,998 --> 00:07:47,735 - Okay. Thank you. - Mhmm. 140 00:07:56,110 --> 00:07:59,080 - You jumped. - Uh, the water sloshed. 141 00:07:59,113 --> 00:08:01,115 You jumped like a gun went off, Vi. 142 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:04,819 - I'm... I'm tired. - No. No, I'm tired. 143 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:07,021 I am tired of watching you slave for this guy 144 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:08,723 thinking it's gonna lead anywhere. 145 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:10,524 - I don't slave! - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 146 00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:11,892 Do not lie to me today. 147 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:13,828 Today is bacon day. 148 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:15,896 Do not ruin it with your lies. 149 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:19,867 - It's not so bad. - He's never gonna let you go. 150 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:24,071 I feel like I'm on an island. 151 00:08:24,105 --> 00:08:26,140 There's like... there's like a million bridges off it 152 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:31,245 you know, but every single one burns the second I try to leave. 153 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:33,948 That job is your whole life. 154 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:35,583 I can't even remember the last time 155 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:39,153 there was any Vi-oriented penis in this house. 156 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,855 Oh, well, it... 157 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:42,757 - It's a drought, okay? - Okay, easy. 158 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,925 - Yeah. - There's more to life than... 159 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:46,994 Oh, than a boss that only lets you peek in the party 160 00:08:47,028 --> 00:08:50,197 but never invites you in? 161 00:08:50,231 --> 00:08:51,732 - Touché, Belinda. - Yeah. 162 00:08:51,766 --> 00:08:53,567 - Touché. - Okay, go. 163 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:54,869 - I'm going, I'm gone. - Go scurry off to your phone. 164 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:56,837 - Okay. - Oh, and you're welcome 165 00:08:56,871 --> 00:08:59,707 - for the bacon, by the way! - Oh my... 166 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:02,176 Alright, cue one. 167 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:06,013 Cue two. 168 00:09:06,047 --> 00:09:08,983 Next. 169 00:09:12,253 --> 00:09:14,088 What the fuck... Fredo? 170 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:16,791 - Huh? - What the fuck is this? 171 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:18,159 Cue three. 172 00:09:18,192 --> 00:09:20,261 No, the... the blue, what gel is this? 173 00:09:20,294 --> 00:09:21,762 Hmm? 174 00:09:21,796 --> 00:09:23,931 The blue, what gel did you use? 175 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:26,033 It's a 60. 176 00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:28,736 No this... mist blue. 177 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,805 I asked for a mist blue. 178 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:32,706 Yeah, mist blue, this is 60. 179 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:36,343 No, 61 is mist blue, 60 is no color blue. 180 00:09:36,377 --> 00:09:39,080 You want me to look like a corpse up here? 181 00:09:39,113 --> 00:09:40,281 My bad, sorry. 182 00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:42,016 Alright, well, switch it out. 183 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:43,717 Corpse anyway. 184 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:46,987 Oh, I'm glad you could make it. 185 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:55,396 Is this what you got? 186 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:58,132 - Yeah, that's what they had. - Ugh. 187 00:09:58,165 --> 00:09:59,867 Alright, look, if Gina gets upset, 188 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,402 it's your head, not mine. 189 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,304 You got Gina Obispo? 190 00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:04,939 Yeah, she was in town. 191 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,340 Nice get. 192 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:07,942 What do you think I do all day? 193 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,177 Set this up backstage. 194 00:10:10,211 --> 00:10:12,713 - Fredo. - Yeah? 195 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,648 Let's run it again, uh, this time I'll pretend 196 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:16,784 that I don't know the blues are all fucked up. 197 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:19,353 Yeah, I'll pretend I care. 198 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:23,124 Oh, and uh, Violet, don't forget, 199 00:10:23,157 --> 00:10:26,227 dark of the moon. 200 00:10:27,962 --> 00:10:30,731 I don't know why but I feel so cosmo tonight. 201 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:31,999 Cosmopolitan pink. 202 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,734 Just add vodka and I'm ready to drink. 203 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,936 Aw, listen to me going on about pink martinis with 204 00:10:35,970 --> 00:10:37,838 and without cherries, here I am supposed to be watching 205 00:10:37,872 --> 00:10:39,807 my figure and I tell you I have, I've been watching it for years 206 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:40,908 and I still can't figure out where it went, 207 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:42,343 I know it's inside me somewhere. 208 00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:43,878 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 209 00:10:47,348 --> 00:10:48,849 Hello? Oh, hi. 210 00:10:48,883 --> 00:10:51,819 - Do you have any ice back here? - Hm? 211 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:54,288 I mean I like warm well whiskey as much as the next lady. 212 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,389 - I just thought... - Right. 213 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,391 Get lucky and live like a princess. 214 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:59,827 You a comic? 215 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,729 I saw you writing in that notebook. 216 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,197 No, no, I just... I work for Bob. 217 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,366 - Is he making you take notes? - No, no, no, no, 218 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:07,368 this is just something I'm working on. 219 00:11:07,401 --> 00:11:10,771 Hmm, aren't we all working on something? 220 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,306 He's a cocksucker, right? 221 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,375 I don't... 222 00:11:14,408 --> 00:11:16,043 It's okay, I won't tell. 223 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,745 You can admit it. Say it. 224 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,880 I think it's more like he just like loves 225 00:11:19,914 --> 00:11:21,482 for the show to be perfect. 226 00:11:21,516 --> 00:11:24,752 So he's a cocksucker. 227 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:25,786 Yeah. 228 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,155 Don't worry, uh... 229 00:11:28,189 --> 00:11:30,758 - Violet. - Violet! 230 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,293 They all are. 231 00:11:32,326 --> 00:11:34,395 - And you're a comic, so... - Here she is... 232 00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:35,829 - I gotta go. - ...Gina Obispo, everybody! 233 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:39,800 - Be professional. - Yep, to you. 234 00:11:42,436 --> 00:11:45,439 Hey, did you guys know you can do a bunch of yoga 235 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,241 and still be an asshole? 236 00:11:49,544 --> 00:11:52,746 My husband told me that, random fact, I know. 237 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:53,781 And then he said, 238 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:54,949 "It's not a random fact. 239 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:58,819 I'm telling you to your face. 240 00:11:58,852 --> 00:11:59,920 You're an asshole." 241 00:12:02,323 --> 00:12:04,158 - Very intimate. - Pretty great. 242 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:05,527 You hear the laughs immediately. 243 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:08,329 Yeah, this is a treat. 244 00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:10,130 - Thanks for having me. - Next time better bourbon. 245 00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:13,100 - Hey, it's the comedian. - Hey, nice act. 246 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,336 The comedian? 247 00:12:15,369 --> 00:12:16,770 Yeah, we met backstage earlier. 248 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,939 No, no, this is Violet, my assistant. 249 00:12:18,973 --> 00:12:21,842 Oh, are you... you have something against women comedians? 250 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,877 Me? Never! 251 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,513 I had two on the show, you one of them. 252 00:12:25,547 --> 00:12:27,281 - Yeah, you're counting them. - Right? Come on. 253 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:28,349 On one hand. 254 00:12:28,382 --> 00:12:29,883 He's afraid of the competition. 255 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,418 Oh, knock it off. 256 00:12:31,452 --> 00:12:33,320 Do you need something? 257 00:12:33,354 --> 00:12:35,089 I was just hoping maybe I could hang with Gina... 258 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:37,791 Hey, Bob, be careful how you treat your assistants, 259 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:40,494 cause they know where the bodies are buried. 260 00:12:40,528 --> 00:12:43,497 Well, Violet would never leave me, would you, Violet? 261 00:12:43,531 --> 00:12:50,404 No, no, no, in fact, I think you would probably die without me. 262 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:56,443 - Ah, Fredo! - Uh, sorry. 263 00:12:56,477 --> 00:12:59,313 I forgot to ask um, are you going to David's? 264 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:00,848 - Oh, right, the cult thing? - Yeah. 265 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,317 - Yeah. - Can I maybe ride with you? 266 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,052 Sure, yeah, I could use a drink. 267 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,320 - Let's go. - Oh. 268 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,921 Well, not all the way to the party, 269 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,424 - my apartment's on the way, so. - So you wanted a... 270 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,960 - so you wanted a ride home? - Mhm yeah, but you should go. 271 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,161 - I should? - Yes. 272 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,829 - Why? - Because you seem tense. 273 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,298 No. 274 00:13:17,331 --> 00:13:19,567 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 275 00:13:19,601 --> 00:13:21,503 Drink, my children! 276 00:13:21,536 --> 00:13:26,073 Drink and become one with the cosmos! 277 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,242 Ey, Vi's here! 278 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:31,345 The prophecy has been fulfilled! 279 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,247 Yes. 280 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,349 So your party is mass suicide-themed? 281 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,850 There's no comedy police, Vi. 282 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,218 - Only censors. - Oh. 283 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,453 Oh shit, that's really good. 284 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,854 I gotta... I gotta write that down. 285 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,289 - Well... - No, that's good. 286 00:13:42,323 --> 00:13:44,925 I don't know if it's writing-down good. 287 00:13:55,369 --> 00:13:58,506 Ah. 288 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:06,447 Oh yeah, look at all that value, Vi. 289 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:13,454 Ugh! 290 00:14:13,487 --> 00:14:16,457 Ugh. 291 00:14:16,490 --> 00:14:19,460 Oh, congratulations, Violet, you found a closet. 292 00:14:19,493 --> 00:14:22,029 - Slash my bedroom. - Oh, sweet fancy cock. 293 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:25,132 - Hi. - Hi, Jimmy Rhodes. 294 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:28,402 - Okay, hi. - Hi, I rent David's closet. 295 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:31,271 - Violet. - Hello. 296 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:35,677 Uh, it... I know it's small, but it's also super pathetic. 297 00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:39,446 - So... - That tickles. 298 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,215 Well, I think we're trapped. 299 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,983 What? Like existential... 300 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,185 Uh, okay. 301 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:49,123 - Right. - Naughty like that. 302 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:54,228 So um, what do you do when you're not in your closet? 303 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:57,097 I uh, I'm a dog walker. 304 00:14:57,131 --> 00:14:58,932 You're a comedian? 305 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:01,168 - Yes. - Uh, okay. 306 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,170 Now, well, you're in good company. 307 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,371 Oh, do you do stand-up? 308 00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:06,473 No, but I'm a booker. 309 00:15:06,508 --> 00:15:07,509 I know. 310 00:15:07,542 --> 00:15:09,309 Then why'd you ask? 311 00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,111 I don't wanna seem desperate. 312 00:15:11,145 --> 00:15:13,113 Mhm, all right. 313 00:15:13,147 --> 00:15:14,516 Well, this is where you ask for a spot 314 00:15:14,549 --> 00:15:17,484 and I tell you to just message the show page. 315 00:15:17,519 --> 00:15:19,019 Why would I do that? 316 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,088 I mean you've never even seen me perform. 317 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:22,456 I could be terrible. 318 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:25,392 Jimmy Rhodes, thank you. 319 00:15:25,426 --> 00:15:27,729 You're welcome. For what? 320 00:15:27,762 --> 00:15:29,597 Well, for being the least desperate person 321 00:15:29,631 --> 00:15:32,132 I've met in years. 322 00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:37,004 Well, give me a few minutes. 323 00:15:44,512 --> 00:15:47,147 Uh, just not much further you can go in Columbus. 324 00:15:47,181 --> 00:15:48,550 - Ooh. - Comedy-wise. 325 00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,184 - Yeah. - There are like a few clubs 326 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,554 in the city, but you know, 327 00:15:52,587 --> 00:15:55,523 mostly you're going up in between trivia nights 328 00:15:55,557 --> 00:15:58,492 and music open mics. 329 00:15:58,526 --> 00:16:00,294 It's pretty much the same as here. 330 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,697 Except here you get paid. 331 00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:04,632 - So uh, where are you from? - Here. 332 00:16:04,666 --> 00:16:06,333 Oh, you saved yourself the trip. 333 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,769 - You know, that's why I did it. - Smart. 334 00:16:07,802 --> 00:16:09,303 Yeah, I came out and I was just like, 335 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,573 Let's just... yeah, save on gas for the family. 336 00:16:11,606 --> 00:16:13,340 Yeah, not a lot of babies worry about that. 337 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:14,341 Well, those babies are dumb. 338 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,343 Okay. 339 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:17,444 No. 340 00:16:17,478 --> 00:16:18,613 No. 341 00:16:18,646 --> 00:16:21,148 No, no. 342 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:24,117 Oh. 343 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,787 I think they're done. 344 00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:28,388 Should probably make your escape 345 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:29,724 in case they get a second wind. 346 00:16:29,757 --> 00:16:31,058 Oh, yes. 347 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,459 Yeah, a third wind. 348 00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:37,699 Can I uh, can I give you uh, my number? 349 00:16:37,732 --> 00:16:40,668 - Yes. - Okay. 350 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,207 It's R-H-O-D-E-S, 351 00:16:47,241 --> 00:16:48,776 just in case you forget. 352 00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:52,412 Forget all this? 353 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,348 Nuh-uh. 354 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,049 You know where to find me. 355 00:16:56,083 --> 00:17:00,588 Goodnight, Jimmy R-H-O-D-E-S. 356 00:17:00,622 --> 00:17:02,557 Um, goodnight, Violet. 357 00:17:02,590 --> 00:17:05,092 My friends call me "Vi". 358 00:17:25,547 --> 00:17:28,750 - Hey. - Jesus! 359 00:17:28,783 --> 00:17:30,117 People should wear fucking bells. 360 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,620 What's your problem? 361 00:17:32,654 --> 00:17:35,557 You don't remember me? 362 00:17:35,590 --> 00:17:37,257 Lance something? 363 00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:39,326 Dax! 364 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,295 - Dax from Boston. - Okay. 365 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,162 Alright, Dax. 366 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,263 Good night, Dax. 367 00:17:43,297 --> 00:17:45,499 Hey, where are you going? 368 00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:47,200 I'm going home, it's late. 369 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,303 No, it's not. 370 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:50,337 Yes, it is. 371 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,139 - No. - Okay, stop. 372 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,609 - Look, it's early. - Okay. 373 00:17:54,642 --> 00:17:57,812 You don't think I'm good enough for your show, hmm? 374 00:17:57,845 --> 00:18:00,882 - Stop, give me the keys. - Mm-mm. 375 00:18:00,915 --> 00:18:03,417 I'm gonna show you how good I am. 376 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,451 You don't want this. 377 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,520 No. 378 00:18:05,553 --> 00:18:06,453 You really don't. 379 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,589 I really do. 380 00:18:07,622 --> 00:18:08,590 Please stop. 381 00:18:08,623 --> 00:18:10,290 Please, okay, please, stop. 382 00:18:10,324 --> 00:18:11,258 I want it. 383 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,493 - Too Late. - Hm? 384 00:18:13,528 --> 00:18:17,397 I can... I can book you on Too Late. 385 00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:18,733 Are you fuckin' with me? 386 00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:21,134 Come on! That's what I'm talking about. 387 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:25,238 Okay, just come to the next show. 388 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,406 You'll be ready for me? 389 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:30,344 Oh yeah, I'll be ready. 390 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:31,345 I'll see you then. 391 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,715 Okay. 392 00:18:33,748 --> 00:18:34,882 Too Late. 393 00:18:34,916 --> 00:18:37,685 - Too Late. - Hm? 394 00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:53,534 This... uh, I read this really interesting fact today. 395 00:18:53,568 --> 00:18:56,904 I read that, uh, more soldiers in the Civil War 396 00:18:56,938 --> 00:18:59,306 died from diarrhea 397 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,208 than from actual war wounds. 398 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,443 That's true. Isn't that interesting? 399 00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:05,312 Yeah, I was reading about it, 400 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:10,217 because I am a huge diarrhea buff. 401 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,587 You ever seen Ken Burn's diarrhea? 402 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:13,788 18 hours... 403 00:19:13,821 --> 00:19:15,890 - The iPhone started... - Boo. 404 00:19:15,923 --> 00:19:17,792 - Ah! - What is this? 405 00:19:17,825 --> 00:19:19,694 No, give it back, Dax, those are mine. 406 00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:21,261 I said give it back! 407 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:22,597 - Are these your jokes? - Dax, stop. 408 00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:25,332 - I said give it back! - Sh! 409 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,300 You're Bob Devore. 410 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,805 I'm Dax Hanlan from Boston. 411 00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:34,341 This is the comic I was, uh, telling you about. 412 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:38,646 The new talent you wanted me to find. 413 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:44,451 Well, enjoy the show, Dax. 414 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,554 Knock 'em dead, pops. 415 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,554 Hey, Bob? 416 00:20:19,587 --> 00:20:20,588 Come in. 417 00:20:20,621 --> 00:20:23,925 Hey. 418 00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:25,860 Bob, you remember Dax? 419 00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:29,296 Right. 420 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,431 See you in a couple of days, Bob. 421 00:20:31,465 --> 00:20:33,467 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 422 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:37,004 You wanna stay and uh, party with us? 423 00:20:37,038 --> 00:20:43,644 Ah, I wouldn't wanna keep Bob waiting. 424 00:20:43,678 --> 00:20:45,613 Thanks, babe. 425 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,654 It's a pretty good show. 426 00:20:53,688 --> 00:20:55,556 I mean I thought the juggler was a little bit faggy, 427 00:20:55,590 --> 00:21:01,394 - but it's your shit, right? - It's not for everybody. 428 00:21:11,539 --> 00:21:13,641 Dude. 429 00:21:13,674 --> 00:21:17,377 I cannot believe I'm about to rail lines 430 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:19,446 with Bob fucking Devore. 431 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:22,315 It's unbelievable. 432 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,688 You know, not to tell you how to do your business or anything, 433 00:21:27,722 --> 00:21:31,092 but you gotta get yourself a new assistant, dude. 434 00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:32,627 I mean she's a hot piece of ass and everything, 435 00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:36,363 but she is way too stuck up. 436 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,698 What the fuck? 437 00:21:37,732 --> 00:21:38,666 What the hell? 438 00:21:38,699 --> 00:21:39,534 Come on, man! 439 00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:40,968 What the hell? 440 00:21:43,070 --> 00:21:44,939 You keep the cocaine. You can keep the cocaine, 441 00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:48,042 - I don't care! - Goodbye, Dax. 442 00:21:48,075 --> 00:21:49,476 No! 443 00:21:49,510 --> 00:21:51,344 No! 444 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:52,345 No! 445 00:22:00,922 --> 00:22:03,958 Fredo, I got soda! 446 00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:05,458 They didn't have that cactus thing you like, 447 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,094 but I got a Japanese one. 448 00:22:07,128 --> 00:22:10,430 Looked it up and it stands for happy pineapple. 449 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:13,668 How fun is that? 450 00:22:16,904 --> 00:22:18,940 Okay, Fredo? 451 00:22:18,973 --> 00:22:21,441 Fredo, popcorn machine is down. 452 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:24,011 Above my pay grade. 453 00:22:24,045 --> 00:22:27,548 Hey, Fredo, can you help me with this? 454 00:22:27,582 --> 00:22:28,649 I don't know what any of it means. 455 00:22:28,683 --> 00:22:30,084 - Fredo! - He's out. 456 00:22:30,117 --> 00:22:34,121 Ah! Bob, I thought you were still recovering. 457 00:22:34,155 --> 00:22:37,390 Dax wasn't much of a meal. 458 00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:39,459 It's been like three days. 459 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:42,462 It was like eating air. 460 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:43,931 You're making me nervous, Violet. 461 00:22:43,965 --> 00:22:45,766 Oh, I'm making you nervous? 462 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,467 I can make things happen for you, 463 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,971 - but only if you do your job. - I am doing my job! 464 00:22:50,004 --> 00:22:52,840 I drove all the way to Ontario last week to scout talent. 465 00:22:52,874 --> 00:22:56,110 - And what did you find? - It was Ontario. 466 00:22:56,143 --> 00:22:58,846 You went into this with open eyes, Violet. 467 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,582 We could have ended it right there, but you agreed. 468 00:23:01,616 --> 00:23:04,619 You've got four weeks till the dark of the moon. 469 00:23:04,652 --> 00:23:06,687 I've been patient with you, Violet. 470 00:23:06,721 --> 00:23:08,990 Don't test me. 471 00:23:24,138 --> 00:23:30,978 Listen, when you get inside, please do me a favor... 472 00:23:31,012 --> 00:23:36,050 Wait, is that Violet Fields? 473 00:23:47,261 --> 00:23:49,664 Hey, Vi. 474 00:23:49,697 --> 00:23:50,865 Jimmy. 475 00:23:50,898 --> 00:23:53,801 Rhodes, R-H-O-D-E-S. 476 00:23:53,834 --> 00:23:55,002 Uh, how is the show going? 477 00:23:55,036 --> 00:23:56,237 Oh, it's about to start, so... 478 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:57,772 Right, yeah. 479 00:23:57,805 --> 00:23:59,807 So you come to beg for a spot? 480 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,175 Yep, I'm the worst. 481 00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:02,810 Hey, are you coming in or what? 482 00:24:02,843 --> 00:24:04,512 Hey, yeah, give me one sec. 483 00:24:04,545 --> 00:24:05,947 Oh no, I... if you're busy, I can just go away. 484 00:24:05,980 --> 00:24:08,716 No, no, Violet's never too busy for her friends. 485 00:24:08,749 --> 00:24:10,217 - This is Jimmy. - Hello, Jimmy. 486 00:24:10,251 --> 00:24:12,653 We met at David's, you know, mass suicide party. 487 00:24:12,687 --> 00:24:15,957 - Oh, that's nice. - Um, sorry. 488 00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:19,527 So I just give them the one-minute light. 489 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:20,895 - What? - When I'm running the show 490 00:24:20,928 --> 00:24:26,100 tonight, so you can have a break. 491 00:24:26,133 --> 00:24:28,069 God damn it. 492 00:24:28,102 --> 00:24:29,937 I'm sorry I... I gotta get that. 493 00:24:29,971 --> 00:24:33,507 - No, I've got it. - Violet! 494 00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:35,609 Hi, this is Violet, please leave a message. 495 00:24:35,643 --> 00:24:38,646 - Pick up the phone! - He hung up. 496 00:24:38,679 --> 00:24:42,283 Well, you have the night off, do you wanna go get food? 497 00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:45,286 Yeah, Vi, do you? 498 00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:48,556 I... 499 00:24:55,863 --> 00:24:57,932 You know what? Fuck Bob. 500 00:24:57,965 --> 00:24:59,133 - Yeah, yeah! - Yeah! 501 00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:00,868 Fuck Bob. 502 00:25:00,901 --> 00:25:02,903 Is fuck Bob a "yes"? 503 00:25:02,937 --> 00:25:04,205 - Yeah. - Cool. 504 00:25:04,238 --> 00:25:06,073 - Okay, yeah. - Cool. 505 00:25:06,107 --> 00:25:07,808 Yeah, yeah, okay, go. Get out of here. 506 00:25:07,842 --> 00:25:08,943 Get out of here. 507 00:25:08,976 --> 00:25:10,211 - He'll call. - Bye, bye. 508 00:25:10,244 --> 00:25:14,281 - Thank you. - Have fun! 509 00:25:14,315 --> 00:25:16,317 God, I hope she remembers how to use that thing. 510 00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:18,019 Yeah, are we ready to start? Where's Vi? 511 00:25:18,052 --> 00:25:22,757 Mm, she's not coming, she is on a date. 512 00:25:22,790 --> 00:25:26,293 - Really? - Yes, really. 513 00:25:26,327 --> 00:25:29,296 Are you on shrooms right now? 514 00:25:29,330 --> 00:25:30,965 No. 515 00:25:30,998 --> 00:25:33,868 Not as far as you know. 516 00:25:33,901 --> 00:25:35,903 It's good enough. 517 00:25:37,872 --> 00:25:40,775 Fuck it. 518 00:25:40,808 --> 00:25:42,276 So uh, how's the old closet? 519 00:25:42,309 --> 00:25:45,279 All right, it keeps me off the streets, okay? 520 00:25:45,312 --> 00:25:48,215 Uh, I am looking for like a nicer place, 521 00:25:48,249 --> 00:25:52,887 but uh, I don't know, you know? 522 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,022 No, I do not know. What? 523 00:25:55,056 --> 00:25:58,225 Right, um, my friend got me this writing job uh, 524 00:25:58,259 --> 00:26:02,163 in New York on an award show and once that was over, 525 00:26:02,196 --> 00:26:04,832 I was like, "Well, I have this one sort of 526 00:26:04,865 --> 00:26:07,134 tenuous connection to this place. 527 00:26:07,168 --> 00:26:09,203 What I should probably do is move 528 00:26:09,236 --> 00:26:11,172 to the other side of the country 529 00:26:11,205 --> 00:26:12,907 where I have no connections 530 00:26:12,940 --> 00:26:14,241 and know absolutely no one." 531 00:26:14,275 --> 00:26:15,910 That's a great plan. 532 00:26:15,943 --> 00:26:19,213 People often say, "You can plan real well." 533 00:26:19,246 --> 00:26:21,215 Okay, but you know, David. 534 00:26:21,248 --> 00:26:22,917 Does anyone really know David? 535 00:26:22,950 --> 00:26:24,819 - Mm. - Yeah. 536 00:26:24,852 --> 00:26:26,987 You know me. 537 00:26:27,021 --> 00:26:30,057 That I do. 538 00:26:30,091 --> 00:26:31,692 - Thanks for dinner. - Oh. 539 00:26:31,725 --> 00:26:32,860 I really should have paid. 540 00:26:32,893 --> 00:26:34,228 I was the one who invited you. 541 00:26:34,261 --> 00:26:36,397 Jimmy, you live in a closet. 542 00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:37,698 You're funny, Violet. 543 00:26:37,731 --> 00:26:39,166 Mm. 544 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,835 I wasn't being like condescending. 545 00:26:40,868 --> 00:26:44,138 It... that was like an admission of envy. 546 00:26:44,171 --> 00:26:47,675 - Envy? - I've just never really met 547 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:52,046 anybody like you before. 548 00:26:56,350 --> 00:27:00,888 So why are you booking but not performing? 549 00:27:00,921 --> 00:27:06,260 Uh, why am I... I mean you know, life costs. 550 00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:08,095 I needed a job, and Bob offered, 551 00:27:08,129 --> 00:27:11,765 and I couldn't say no. 552 00:27:11,799 --> 00:27:14,001 Right, but not even on your own show? 553 00:27:14,034 --> 00:27:16,170 Well, it'd be a conflict of interest. 554 00:27:16,203 --> 00:27:18,305 The entire reason people start shows 555 00:27:18,339 --> 00:27:20,908 is so they can book themselves on said show. 556 00:27:20,941 --> 00:27:23,277 - Okay, well... - So, it's a real racket. 557 00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:28,449 - Okay. - Yeah. 558 00:27:28,482 --> 00:27:31,051 Mm, you know, I think... 559 00:27:31,085 --> 00:27:33,254 I think we all like start out 560 00:27:33,287 --> 00:27:37,358 with this idea of like what we think we wanna be, 561 00:27:37,391 --> 00:27:42,830 but we end up just being what we are. 562 00:27:45,799 --> 00:27:48,169 - Do you like ice cream? - I like ice cream. 563 00:27:48,202 --> 00:27:50,204 Okay, great. I'm just loaded... 564 00:27:50,237 --> 00:27:52,039 - You are... - With dog-walking money. 565 00:27:52,072 --> 00:27:55,276 And it's absolutely burning a hole in my pocket. 566 00:27:55,309 --> 00:27:56,844 Good show, man, that was fun. 567 00:27:56,877 --> 00:27:58,479 - Uh, yeah, yeah. - You did great! 568 00:27:58,513 --> 00:27:59,914 Well, thank you so much for helping. 569 00:27:59,947 --> 00:28:01,148 I'll see you later. 570 00:28:01,182 --> 00:28:04,185 Bye! 571 00:28:17,798 --> 00:28:18,899 No. 572 00:28:18,933 --> 00:28:22,436 No, no, no, no. 573 00:28:29,109 --> 00:28:31,946 Oh shit. 574 00:28:31,979 --> 00:28:33,447 This is me. 575 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,481 Yep. 576 00:28:34,516 --> 00:28:36,984 Scene of the crime. 577 00:28:37,017 --> 00:28:38,052 What? 578 00:28:38,085 --> 00:28:38,953 I don't know. 579 00:28:38,986 --> 00:28:41,288 I just said it. 580 00:28:41,322 --> 00:28:45,960 Okay. 581 00:28:45,993 --> 00:28:48,162 Uh. 582 00:28:50,364 --> 00:28:52,199 - Thank you for dinner. - Thank you for ice cream. 583 00:28:52,233 --> 00:28:55,803 - Okay. - Okay. 584 00:28:55,836 --> 00:28:57,071 Why don't you just go do it? 585 00:28:57,104 --> 00:29:00,074 Hey, Jimmy. 586 00:29:11,952 --> 00:29:14,154 Can I tell you something I've never told anyone 587 00:29:14,188 --> 00:29:16,090 this soon after meeting them? 588 00:29:16,123 --> 00:29:18,459 Okay. 589 00:29:18,492 --> 00:29:22,930 I wanna book you on my show. 590 00:29:22,963 --> 00:29:25,332 And you just tell me like that? 591 00:29:25,366 --> 00:29:26,800 - I'm so... - I just thought 592 00:29:26,834 --> 00:29:28,202 - it would be special. - I know. 593 00:29:28,235 --> 00:29:29,970 - The first time with... - Right. 594 00:29:30,004 --> 00:29:32,139 - ...candles or music or... - I... yeah, I thought lots of 595 00:29:32,172 --> 00:29:35,442 like harps and doves, but it's just it's happening so fast. 596 00:29:35,476 --> 00:29:37,378 - Okay. Yes, I... - You wanna do it? 597 00:29:37,411 --> 00:29:38,479 - Yes, I'd like to do it. - You wanna do it? 598 00:29:38,513 --> 00:29:43,884 Yes, thank you. I'm flattered. 599 00:29:43,917 --> 00:29:46,820 Okay. 600 00:29:46,854 --> 00:29:48,055 Oh God. 601 00:29:48,088 --> 00:29:49,957 Brace yourself! 602 00:29:49,990 --> 00:29:51,125 Andy! 603 00:29:51,158 --> 00:29:52,860 I'm so sorry. 604 00:29:52,893 --> 00:29:54,495 - I'm sorry, I just... - You almost got a face full 605 00:29:54,529 --> 00:29:57,064 - of key, dude. - Oh, I... hey, 606 00:29:57,097 --> 00:30:00,434 - I didn't mean to uh... - What do you want? 607 00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:03,137 Is uh, Death of Comedy still going on? 608 00:30:03,170 --> 00:30:05,005 No, it ended. 609 00:30:05,039 --> 00:30:08,075 Damn it. 610 00:30:08,108 --> 00:30:10,277 What are you doing right now? 611 00:30:10,311 --> 00:30:12,212 I'm going to bed. 612 00:30:12,246 --> 00:30:13,380 Okay. 613 00:30:13,414 --> 00:30:15,482 Alright, I just... can I... 614 00:30:15,517 --> 00:30:18,886 can I ask you... 615 00:30:18,919 --> 00:30:21,288 Yeah, can I... a word. 616 00:30:21,322 --> 00:30:22,624 Just a word. 617 00:30:22,657 --> 00:30:25,359 Um, just in the spirit of trying harder 618 00:30:25,392 --> 00:30:28,095 can um... Did Violet ever say 619 00:30:28,128 --> 00:30:29,229 - they were putting on Too Late? - Good night, Andy. 620 00:30:29,263 --> 00:30:31,465 I just... 621 00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:35,903 Okay, cool. 622 00:30:35,936 --> 00:30:37,938 - This is a sweet ride. - Good night. 623 00:30:37,971 --> 00:30:39,406 - Oh, okay, all right. - Bye. 624 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:43,143 Okay, okay! 625 00:30:43,177 --> 00:30:46,313 Fuck it. 626 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,040 Good morning. 627 00:31:47,074 --> 00:31:48,543 Morning. 628 00:31:48,576 --> 00:31:51,078 I'm just gonna borrow a bag. 629 00:31:51,111 --> 00:31:55,315 You owe me for last night. 630 00:31:55,349 --> 00:31:58,553 Oh! 631 00:31:58,586 --> 00:32:02,990 Oh, I basically quit my job! 632 00:32:03,023 --> 00:32:05,392 But was he nice? 633 00:32:07,461 --> 00:32:11,265 Oh my God, you are blushing right now, Violet! 634 00:32:11,298 --> 00:32:13,300 - He is nice! - Stop! 635 00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:15,703 - Yes. - Go away. 636 00:32:15,737 --> 00:32:19,306 Someone got some last night! 637 00:32:19,339 --> 00:32:20,307 Oh my God. 638 00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:22,976 Oh um, excuse me, Mrs. Rhodes... 639 00:32:23,010 --> 00:32:24,512 - You're... what are we 12? - I'm just gonna borrow 640 00:32:24,546 --> 00:32:26,648 - this bag real quick. - All right, take the bag. 641 00:32:26,681 --> 00:32:28,115 - Get out. - Did he have soft lips? 642 00:32:28,148 --> 00:32:30,350 I'm done. 643 00:32:32,386 --> 00:32:34,054 Hey, Bob? 644 00:32:41,128 --> 00:32:42,764 Bob? 645 00:32:47,602 --> 00:32:49,303 Hey Bob? 646 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,242 Bob. 647 00:32:57,177 --> 00:32:59,614 It's Violet. 648 00:33:39,787 --> 00:33:43,825 Ah! 649 00:33:58,238 --> 00:34:00,775 I know I look terrible. 650 00:34:00,808 --> 00:34:03,410 I've just never seen you this soon after eating. 651 00:34:03,443 --> 00:34:05,647 Where were you? 652 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,381 I'm sorry, I should have called. 653 00:34:07,414 --> 00:34:08,516 - I just... - Look, don't apologize, 654 00:34:08,550 --> 00:34:10,552 it turns my stomach. 655 00:34:10,585 --> 00:34:16,189 Bob, who'd you eat? 656 00:34:16,223 --> 00:34:19,326 Some open-miker in Glassell Park. 657 00:34:19,359 --> 00:34:21,729 No talent at all, but a lot of well bourbon and nicotine, 658 00:34:21,763 --> 00:34:23,363 and my head's killing me. 659 00:34:23,397 --> 00:34:25,132 No, there's got to be another way. 660 00:34:25,165 --> 00:34:26,300 There's no other way. 661 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:27,702 Look, you have resources! 662 00:34:27,735 --> 00:34:29,604 We can figure it out! 663 00:34:29,637 --> 00:34:30,838 No, I'm not good with money. 664 00:34:30,872 --> 00:34:32,272 Uh, after all the years of performing, 665 00:34:32,306 --> 00:34:34,441 - you haven't saved up anything? - No. 666 00:34:34,474 --> 00:34:36,343 Uh, how old are you? 667 00:34:36,376 --> 00:34:37,411 What do you want from me? 668 00:34:37,444 --> 00:34:38,646 I'm an entertainer. 669 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,147 You know what? Here's what I think. 670 00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:42,249 Look, you're not supposed to think! 671 00:34:42,282 --> 00:34:45,252 You're supposed to feed me! That's it! 672 00:34:45,285 --> 00:34:50,257 I told you a million times, it's all about trust. 673 00:34:57,732 --> 00:35:01,201 Look, just... just do your job. 674 00:35:06,306 --> 00:35:08,676 I'm looking for comfortable shoes that won't make me look 675 00:35:08,710 --> 00:35:10,712 like a biblical character. 676 00:35:10,745 --> 00:35:13,715 I went shoe shopping and I told the sales person, 677 00:35:13,748 --> 00:35:15,917 I was like, "I'm looking for some comfortable shoes." 678 00:35:15,950 --> 00:35:18,385 This lady brought out the most hideous-looking shoes. 679 00:35:18,418 --> 00:35:21,689 I was like, "Oh, hell no." I am not trying to be 680 00:35:21,723 --> 00:35:25,192 one of Tracy Chapman's backup dancers. 681 00:35:25,225 --> 00:35:26,794 Those are birth-control shoes. 682 00:35:26,828 --> 00:35:29,631 I'll never get laid in those shoes. 683 00:35:29,664 --> 00:35:31,566 Someone will ask me, "Girl, are you on the pill?" 684 00:35:31,599 --> 00:35:32,700 I'll be like, "Nope, 685 00:35:32,734 --> 00:35:35,737 but I got on some Birkenstocks!" 686 00:35:35,770 --> 00:35:39,272 No sperm can penetrate these. 687 00:35:39,306 --> 00:35:40,808 Hey, here he is. 688 00:35:40,842 --> 00:35:42,510 Finally fucked his way to the top. 689 00:35:42,543 --> 00:35:44,545 Oh, it's too late to turn back now. 690 00:35:44,579 --> 00:35:46,279 Yeah, you just remember whose closet it all started in, 691 00:35:46,313 --> 00:35:48,248 - you little skank! - Sh! 692 00:35:48,281 --> 00:35:49,483 I was just calling him a skank. 693 00:35:49,517 --> 00:35:50,484 - I know. - It wasn't heckling. 694 00:35:50,518 --> 00:35:51,519 - I know. - I was like, 695 00:35:51,552 --> 00:35:53,286 "It's only been two years." 696 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,889 How much wear and tear did you think 697 00:35:54,922 --> 00:35:58,626 I was gonna go through in a two-year period, you know? 698 00:35:58,660 --> 00:36:00,394 And I had to think you know, when I was at a party 699 00:36:00,427 --> 00:36:02,462 and I saw her, did she turn to her friends, and say, 700 00:36:02,496 --> 00:36:03,731 "You know what? In two years, that bitch 701 00:36:03,765 --> 00:36:06,934 is gonna look like Yoda." 702 00:36:06,968 --> 00:36:09,436 "In two years, she's gonna look like a Forever-21 dress 703 00:36:09,469 --> 00:36:11,806 after the first washing." 704 00:36:11,839 --> 00:36:13,407 Nothing but threads and rags, 705 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,710 that's all she's gonna be in the end. 706 00:36:15,743 --> 00:36:16,711 That's my time. 707 00:36:16,744 --> 00:36:19,647 Thank you. 708 00:36:19,681 --> 00:36:21,314 Uh, what can I say about your next performer? 709 00:36:21,348 --> 00:36:22,917 He's hilarious uh, 710 00:36:22,950 --> 00:36:25,820 and I can also say as his roommate, he's very tidy. 711 00:36:25,853 --> 00:36:28,422 So please give a warm Death of Comedy welcome 712 00:36:28,455 --> 00:36:30,591 to Jimmy Rhodes, ladies and gents. 713 00:36:34,294 --> 00:36:38,666 I like going to uh, 7-Eleven at like 2 in the morning, 714 00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:40,868 cause you get to see things there 715 00:36:40,902 --> 00:36:43,370 you don't get to see anywhere else. 716 00:36:43,403 --> 00:36:46,841 Like I was at 7-Eleven, 2 in the morning. 717 00:36:46,874 --> 00:36:51,746 Also, there was a woman who was very, very obese. 718 00:36:51,779 --> 00:36:54,247 Now, I am not including 719 00:36:54,281 --> 00:36:56,818 that detail to make fun of her, 720 00:36:56,851 --> 00:36:58,820 I am including that detail, 721 00:36:58,853 --> 00:37:01,656 because she was also wearing a t-shirt 722 00:37:01,689 --> 00:37:04,959 that said on it "No fat chicks". 723 00:37:04,992 --> 00:37:07,294 This lady fucking rules, man. 724 00:37:07,327 --> 00:37:10,363 This is the best lady, because she is going out 725 00:37:10,397 --> 00:37:14,468 at a time of night when people are most likely to be stoned 726 00:37:14,501 --> 00:37:16,738 and she is blowing their minds. 727 00:37:16,771 --> 00:37:18,806 - He's good, he's good. - Because she's gonna be there 728 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,374 - and like they're gonna look... - Yeah, he is. 729 00:37:21,408 --> 00:37:22,643 ...and then they'll look up, and she'll be like... 730 00:37:22,677 --> 00:37:24,277 - I hate him. - "And yet here I am." 731 00:37:24,311 --> 00:37:26,346 Not like you know, not like as a person, but. 732 00:37:26,379 --> 00:37:28,049 - Ooh, I hate him. - Also, when she wears 733 00:37:28,082 --> 00:37:30,551 that shirt, it becomes empowering. 734 00:37:30,585 --> 00:37:32,319 Like it should have a comma on it. 735 00:37:32,352 --> 00:37:34,021 Like no comma. 736 00:37:34,055 --> 00:37:36,323 Fat chicks. 737 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,595 - Uh, I uh... - Hey, how are you? 738 00:37:40,628 --> 00:37:42,897 I get super... I get super nervous 739 00:37:42,930 --> 00:37:46,033 to have sex with like a new lady. 740 00:37:46,067 --> 00:37:47,935 Not... the sex sounds good, I'm just afraid 741 00:37:47,969 --> 00:37:49,937 - of like being made a fool. - What are you doing here? 742 00:37:49,971 --> 00:37:52,305 - Like I'm worried... - Your show is so great 743 00:37:52,339 --> 00:37:54,675 that you're turning away paying customers? 744 00:37:54,709 --> 00:37:56,611 - It's free. - And I'll be like, "Yeah!" 745 00:37:56,644 --> 00:37:58,345 - Do you need something? - "Look at me go." 746 00:37:58,378 --> 00:37:59,580 No, I've never seen your show before, 747 00:37:59,614 --> 00:38:03,350 so I thought I'd check it out. 748 00:38:03,383 --> 00:38:06,721 Yeah, but this is like just kind of like my thing. 749 00:38:06,754 --> 00:38:09,557 Yeah, don't worry, I'll keep a low profile. 750 00:38:09,590 --> 00:38:13,060 It turns out though, it's actually super easy to tell 751 00:38:13,094 --> 00:38:15,696 if a woman is faking her orgasm. 752 00:38:15,730 --> 00:38:22,103 If during her orgasm a woman is sexy, she is faking it. 753 00:38:22,136 --> 00:38:25,706 That is not what that looks like. 754 00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:29,376 If she's like, "Oh, Jesus, baby." Get out of here. 755 00:38:29,409 --> 00:38:32,513 What am I, 12, I'm gonna fall for that? 756 00:38:32,547 --> 00:38:34,916 But if she's like, "Blah". 757 00:38:34,949 --> 00:38:37,985 Then it's like, "Yes! Yes! 758 00:38:38,019 --> 00:38:41,923 Call my therapist, I'm not coming in this week. 759 00:38:41,956 --> 00:38:43,558 Alright, I'm done. Thanks a lot, guys. 760 00:38:47,494 --> 00:38:49,096 Jimmy Rhodes, killing it like a pro 761 00:38:49,130 --> 00:38:50,998 on his first TDOC appearance. Good act! 762 00:38:51,032 --> 00:38:53,568 - Hey, great set. - Oh, Bob Devore. 763 00:38:53,601 --> 00:38:56,504 - Oh, thank you. - It was great. 764 00:38:56,537 --> 00:38:58,039 How come you haven't told me about Jimmy before? 765 00:38:58,072 --> 00:39:00,074 We gotta get him on the show. 766 00:39:00,107 --> 00:39:02,375 Um, I... 767 00:39:02,409 --> 00:39:03,644 We're booked for months out... 768 00:39:03,678 --> 00:39:04,779 Nah, we'll make room. 769 00:39:04,812 --> 00:39:05,580 Yeah, we've got to snatch him up 770 00:39:05,613 --> 00:39:08,415 before somebody else does, right? 771 00:39:08,448 --> 00:39:09,482 Ah, you're in luck, folks. 772 00:39:09,517 --> 00:39:10,450 You came on a good night. 773 00:39:10,483 --> 00:39:13,020 We got a special guest dropping in tonight. 774 00:39:13,054 --> 00:39:17,725 Give a big, warm, TDOC welcome to Mr. Bob Devore. 775 00:39:17,758 --> 00:39:18,759 Yeah! 776 00:39:20,828 --> 00:39:22,096 Holy shit. 777 00:39:22,129 --> 00:39:24,866 Bob Devore just booked me on his show. 778 00:39:26,100 --> 00:39:27,602 Holy shit. 779 00:39:27,635 --> 00:39:29,737 Well, nobody can accuse you of nepotism. 780 00:39:29,770 --> 00:39:31,639 I was driving home last night and I went... 781 00:39:31,672 --> 00:39:32,439 Good job, man. 782 00:39:32,472 --> 00:39:33,406 Hey, what the fuck are you doing? 783 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,109 - What? He had a good set. - You put Bob up, 784 00:39:35,142 --> 00:39:36,611 you didn't even ask me, it's my show, David... 785 00:39:36,644 --> 00:39:37,745 Well, what did you want me to tell him? 786 00:39:37,778 --> 00:39:38,746 Message the show page? 787 00:39:38,779 --> 00:39:41,716 - Hey, what's wrong? - Nothing. I'm fine. 788 00:39:41,749 --> 00:39:45,019 I was like, "Yeah, I'll turn the radio up." 789 00:39:46,621 --> 00:39:48,856 Ah, come on. 790 00:39:48,890 --> 00:39:50,091 Anyway, it's great to be here 791 00:39:50,124 --> 00:39:53,127 in this, um, tiny little place. 792 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:54,695 Haven't been on stage in a place like this 793 00:39:54,729 --> 00:39:55,763 in a long time, but... 794 00:39:55,796 --> 00:39:57,698 Hey, Jimmy, this is Violet. 795 00:39:57,732 --> 00:39:59,634 About Bob's show, I'm so sorry. 796 00:39:59,667 --> 00:40:01,836 I just was... we're... 797 00:40:01,869 --> 00:40:03,504 We're just not gonna be able to fit you in. 798 00:40:03,537 --> 00:40:05,740 Bob wants what he wants when he wants, 799 00:40:05,773 --> 00:40:07,508 but then reality sets in 800 00:40:07,541 --> 00:40:12,546 and I got to come be the bad guy. 801 00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:15,049 I'm so sorry. We'll keep trying, though. 802 00:40:15,082 --> 00:40:18,119 I promise. We'll get you on eventually. 803 00:40:18,152 --> 00:40:19,921 Okay, I'm really sorry, Jimmy. 804 00:40:19,954 --> 00:40:21,155 - Hi, need some help? - No, I'm good, 805 00:40:21,188 --> 00:40:22,790 but I got your pudding cups. 806 00:40:22,823 --> 00:40:24,825 - Right there. - Oh, sweet! 807 00:40:24,859 --> 00:40:26,661 Yes, I got you chocolate. 808 00:40:26,694 --> 00:40:28,229 - Thank you, Vi. - You're welcome. 809 00:40:28,262 --> 00:40:31,132 I swear, you are doing God's work. 810 00:40:31,165 --> 00:40:33,668 Wow, you're just a little ray of sunshine today. 811 00:40:33,701 --> 00:40:34,902 - Got my pudding. - Yeah. 812 00:40:34,936 --> 00:40:37,470 - Bob's in a good mood. - Bob's never in a good mood. 813 00:40:37,505 --> 00:40:40,841 - Well, Donna's coming tonight. - Donna Rudinsky from TelVid? 814 00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:42,176 Like, not her assistant? 815 00:40:42,209 --> 00:40:43,811 Like the actual Vice President of Production 816 00:40:43,844 --> 00:40:45,846 from the network is coming to our show tonight? 817 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,014 - Tonight. - I've been trying 818 00:40:47,048 --> 00:40:48,616 to meet with her for years. 819 00:40:48,649 --> 00:40:49,684 Please don't make him mad, Vi. 820 00:40:49,717 --> 00:40:52,119 I mean, if Bob's not happy, nobody's happy. 821 00:40:58,926 --> 00:41:00,861 Hey, Donna's coming tonight? 822 00:41:00,895 --> 00:41:02,596 Oh, yeah, yeah, I meant to tell you. 823 00:41:02,630 --> 00:41:04,932 I'll introduce you if I get a chance. 824 00:41:04,966 --> 00:41:06,867 Bob? 825 00:41:06,901 --> 00:41:08,736 - Hey, Vi. - Yeah, I asked Jimmy to come by 826 00:41:08,769 --> 00:41:10,738 a little early so I can show him around. 827 00:41:10,771 --> 00:41:12,573 There's a lot of history here. 828 00:41:12,606 --> 00:41:16,243 A lot of things have gone on behind these walls, right? 829 00:41:16,277 --> 00:41:18,612 Yeah, I'm gonna put Jimmy up tonight. 830 00:41:18,646 --> 00:41:20,681 I'll make room between acts. 831 00:41:20,715 --> 00:41:23,250 - Can I help you with those? - Oh, no, no. She's okay. 832 00:41:23,284 --> 00:41:25,086 Aren't you, Vi? 833 00:41:27,188 --> 00:41:28,155 Oh, yeah. 834 00:41:28,189 --> 00:41:30,558 I actually love spending money I do not have 835 00:41:30,591 --> 00:41:31,759 on things that I do not need, though. 836 00:41:31,792 --> 00:41:33,861 I love, uh, when you go to a coffee shop 837 00:41:33,894 --> 00:41:36,797 and the coffee is seven dollars. 838 00:41:36,831 --> 00:41:38,532 I'm like, "Okay, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta. 839 00:41:38,566 --> 00:41:39,567 Oh, a latte is seven dollars. 840 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,868 Okay, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta." 841 00:41:40,901 --> 00:41:42,603 "Oh, hi, Donna Rudinsky. 842 00:41:42,636 --> 00:41:43,537 Violet Fields. 843 00:41:43,571 --> 00:41:44,538 Great to meet you." 844 00:41:44,572 --> 00:41:46,207 Why not make it nine? 845 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:47,975 Why not make it nine? How about... 846 00:41:48,009 --> 00:41:51,212 - Thanks for the intro, Bob. - ...I exchange my life 847 00:41:51,245 --> 00:41:54,715 for this hot, darkened water 848 00:41:54,749 --> 00:41:57,685 because, you know, uh, existence is a liability 849 00:41:57,718 --> 00:41:59,253 and being is profitless in the first place, 850 00:41:59,286 --> 00:42:01,555 am I right, millennials? 851 00:42:01,589 --> 00:42:03,057 - Oh! - Hey. 852 00:42:03,090 --> 00:42:05,626 Just watching the audience? 853 00:42:05,659 --> 00:42:07,028 Yep. 854 00:42:08,229 --> 00:42:11,098 I love seeing their faces. 855 00:42:11,132 --> 00:42:13,801 Like, when you're up there, 856 00:42:13,834 --> 00:42:17,138 it's like looking over the edge of a cliff 857 00:42:17,171 --> 00:42:18,873 with laughs coming out of it. 858 00:42:18,906 --> 00:42:22,076 ...anymore. I'm not calling you. 859 00:42:22,109 --> 00:42:23,811 Okay, all right, all right. 860 00:42:23,844 --> 00:42:27,114 You know it's all because of you, Vi. 861 00:42:27,148 --> 00:42:29,817 I'm only here because of you. 862 00:42:29,850 --> 00:42:33,187 I saw your next act perform in a small little coffee shop, 863 00:42:33,220 --> 00:42:35,089 but you're really gonna love him 864 00:42:35,122 --> 00:42:36,957 because this kid is going places. 865 00:42:36,991 --> 00:42:39,827 Ladies and gentlemen, here's Jimmy Rhodes! 866 00:42:46,033 --> 00:42:48,102 I have, like, a very specific haircut, 867 00:42:48,135 --> 00:42:49,837 and the first time I told the lady 868 00:42:49,870 --> 00:42:52,973 who cuts my hair what I wanted, 869 00:42:53,007 --> 00:42:55,342 she was like, "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 870 00:42:55,376 --> 00:42:58,112 Uh, you mean the young Hitler?" 871 00:42:58,145 --> 00:43:01,348 And I was like, "I don't think I do. 872 00:43:01,382 --> 00:43:04,285 I don't think I'm ever going to mean 873 00:43:04,318 --> 00:43:06,253 the young Hitler." 874 00:43:06,287 --> 00:43:09,023 As if my problem with Hitler was his age. 875 00:43:09,056 --> 00:43:10,891 Like, oh, I don't want to look like 876 00:43:10,925 --> 00:43:12,860 some old, busted Hitler. 877 00:43:12,893 --> 00:43:14,028 No, no, no. 878 00:43:14,061 --> 00:43:16,297 Like a young Hitler, yeah. 879 00:43:16,330 --> 00:43:19,934 Like a hip, fresh, cool Hitler. 880 00:43:19,967 --> 00:43:22,002 Back when he was still painting all the time 881 00:43:22,036 --> 00:43:26,140 and he was like... just like mixed on the Jews, you know? 882 00:43:26,173 --> 00:43:30,644 Uh, I like to go to 7-Eleven late at night 883 00:43:30,678 --> 00:43:33,714 because it is a singular experience. 884 00:43:35,015 --> 00:43:36,684 - Great show, Fredo. - Thanks. 885 00:43:36,717 --> 00:43:38,052 Hope Donna liked it. 886 00:43:38,085 --> 00:43:40,154 - Did you get to meet her? - Nah. 887 00:43:40,187 --> 00:43:41,255 Oh, that's a drag. 888 00:43:41,288 --> 00:43:42,957 Next time, right? 889 00:43:42,990 --> 00:43:44,959 Next time. 890 00:43:44,992 --> 00:43:47,294 - Night, Fredo. - Goodnight. 891 00:43:52,299 --> 00:43:54,268 Hey, Jimmy? 892 00:44:04,311 --> 00:44:06,814 Jimmy? 893 00:44:06,847 --> 00:44:08,082 Jimmy? 894 00:44:15,322 --> 00:44:17,024 Jimmy? 895 00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:19,927 Jimmy! Jimmy! 896 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,428 Jimmy! 897 00:44:21,462 --> 00:44:22,863 Okay. 898 00:44:24,098 --> 00:44:25,466 Jimmy! 899 00:44:25,499 --> 00:44:26,734 Violet? 900 00:44:26,767 --> 00:44:28,302 Hey, here she is. 901 00:44:29,837 --> 00:44:31,906 - Donna, this is Violet. - Oh, hi. 902 00:44:31,939 --> 00:44:33,340 Violet, Donna Rudinsky. 903 00:44:33,374 --> 00:44:34,808 Were you on the show? 904 00:44:34,842 --> 00:44:36,243 I feel like we've met. 905 00:44:36,277 --> 00:44:38,112 No, no, no, Violet is my assistant. 906 00:44:38,145 --> 00:44:39,813 Oh, you and your assistants. 907 00:44:39,847 --> 00:44:42,249 Oh, whatever happened to, uh, what was her name? 908 00:44:42,283 --> 00:44:44,318 - Uh, Erica? - No. 909 00:44:44,351 --> 00:44:45,953 Uh, Lorrie? 910 00:44:45,986 --> 00:44:47,888 - Corrie? - Ah, that's it, that's it. 911 00:44:47,922 --> 00:44:49,256 You remind me so much of her. 912 00:44:49,290 --> 00:44:51,892 - Oh, really? - Whatever happened to Corrie? 913 00:44:51,926 --> 00:44:53,360 Well, don't look at me. 914 00:44:53,394 --> 00:44:57,364 In this town, people come, people go. 915 00:44:57,398 --> 00:45:00,734 Well, you know, actually, Violet is a producer, too. 916 00:45:00,768 --> 00:45:02,136 Oh, you produce Too Late? 917 00:45:02,169 --> 00:45:03,938 No. No, no, no. 918 00:45:03,971 --> 00:45:06,807 No, I produce, like, I have a show at a coffee shop. 919 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,410 Well, the variety format is ripe for a reboot 920 00:45:09,443 --> 00:45:12,179 - and Too Late is going to slay. - Oh, right. 921 00:45:13,881 --> 00:45:17,184 Wait, you're making Too Late into a TV show? 922 00:45:17,218 --> 00:45:19,286 A pilot, for development. 923 00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:22,323 And Bob wants me to be one of the writers. 924 00:45:23,991 --> 00:45:26,026 Isn't that great? 925 00:45:26,060 --> 00:45:28,530 - Look at her, she's in shock. - I'm sorry. 926 00:45:28,563 --> 00:45:30,064 She's been working on the show for so many years, 927 00:45:30,097 --> 00:45:30,931 she forgot what it's like 928 00:45:30,965 --> 00:45:33,100 to be where the action is, you know? 929 00:45:33,133 --> 00:45:34,501 Don't worry, you'll be right by my side, 930 00:45:34,536 --> 00:45:37,438 assisting me every step of the way. 931 00:45:38,872 --> 00:45:41,775 - Yeah. - Every step. 932 00:45:41,809 --> 00:45:43,844 We're all gonna be rich. 933 00:45:43,877 --> 00:45:45,379 David, you're already rich. 934 00:45:45,412 --> 00:45:47,381 Yeah, but now you guys are gonna be rich too. 935 00:45:47,414 --> 00:45:49,116 - It's been lonely. - To the immediate 936 00:45:49,149 --> 00:45:51,852 and lasting wealth we will all get 937 00:45:51,885 --> 00:45:53,787 from this one single pilot. 938 00:45:53,821 --> 00:45:54,922 Hear! hear! 939 00:45:54,955 --> 00:45:56,023 Yes! 940 00:45:56,056 --> 00:45:56,857 What's the matter, Vi? 941 00:45:56,890 --> 00:45:58,359 You're not excited to ride your... 942 00:45:58,392 --> 00:46:01,061 your soon-to-be-rich-and-famous man's coattails? 943 00:46:01,095 --> 00:46:02,429 Rich and famous. 944 00:46:02,463 --> 00:46:05,132 Rich and famous! 945 00:46:05,165 --> 00:46:06,400 You guys want another round? 946 00:46:06,433 --> 00:46:08,369 - Mm-hm. - You'll help me carry? 947 00:46:08,402 --> 00:46:10,271 I'm your man. 948 00:46:11,272 --> 00:46:13,941 That's fun, right? 949 00:46:13,974 --> 00:46:16,277 What the fuck is he doing here? 950 00:46:16,310 --> 00:46:17,278 Oh, damn it. 951 00:46:17,311 --> 00:46:18,580 - No. - Fuck him. 952 00:46:18,613 --> 00:46:21,448 Everything okay? 953 00:46:21,482 --> 00:46:23,417 You just don't seem too excited. 954 00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:24,852 Excited on the inside. 955 00:46:24,885 --> 00:46:27,187 Hmm, that real thing. 956 00:46:28,489 --> 00:46:30,157 You're Bob's assistant. 957 00:46:30,190 --> 00:46:32,293 If the show does well, you're gonna do well. 958 00:46:32,326 --> 00:46:35,362 - In theory. - In practice. In science. 959 00:46:35,396 --> 00:46:38,566 No, you have not worked here long enough to know that. 960 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,535 Money messes with people's heads, okay, 961 00:46:40,568 --> 00:46:42,537 so just be careful. 962 00:46:42,570 --> 00:46:43,571 Is that Chase Morrow? 963 00:46:46,140 --> 00:46:48,208 - David... - I'm just, uh... 964 00:46:48,242 --> 00:46:49,209 Did you see his live special? 965 00:46:49,243 --> 00:46:50,978 It was hilarious. 966 00:46:51,011 --> 00:46:52,980 Yeah. 967 00:46:53,013 --> 00:46:54,549 Wait, why do you look like he killed your dog? 968 00:46:54,582 --> 00:46:56,884 - You didn't know Melissa. - Who's Melissa? 969 00:46:56,917 --> 00:46:59,286 Chase used to date Melissa, and let's just say 970 00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,221 if Chase worried more about Melissa ODing 971 00:47:01,255 --> 00:47:03,324 on his living room rug and less about how the story 972 00:47:03,357 --> 00:47:06,860 would damage his brand, she might still be alive. 973 00:47:06,894 --> 00:47:08,262 - David, don't... - I'm just... 974 00:47:08,295 --> 00:47:10,130 It's fine, it's fine. 975 00:47:10,164 --> 00:47:11,899 Okay, now David is talking to Chase. Okay. 976 00:47:11,932 --> 00:47:12,866 Wait, how does David know Chase? 977 00:47:12,900 --> 00:47:14,501 He used to date Melissa. 978 00:47:14,536 --> 00:47:15,469 - Hey, leave us alone. - David! 979 00:47:15,502 --> 00:47:17,204 - Oh! - Oh my God! 980 00:47:17,237 --> 00:47:18,205 Oh my God, David! 981 00:47:18,238 --> 00:47:19,273 Fuck you, dude! 982 00:47:19,306 --> 00:47:21,141 Oh my God. 983 00:47:21,175 --> 00:47:23,010 Wow, whoa. 984 00:47:23,043 --> 00:47:24,579 That was cute. 985 00:47:24,612 --> 00:47:26,080 Let's go, let's go. 986 00:47:26,113 --> 00:47:27,314 Okay. 987 00:47:27,348 --> 00:47:28,982 Congrats on actually being funny 988 00:47:29,016 --> 00:47:31,385 for the first time in your life. 989 00:47:31,418 --> 00:47:34,054 We're leaving, we're leaving. 990 00:47:34,088 --> 00:47:35,923 Jesus, David. 991 00:47:35,956 --> 00:47:36,791 Did you break your nose? 992 00:47:36,825 --> 00:47:38,192 It's not broken, it's just blood. 993 00:47:38,225 --> 00:47:39,527 Okay, well, let's go. 994 00:47:39,561 --> 00:47:42,096 Yeah, let's go drink some more where we don't have to drink 995 00:47:42,129 --> 00:47:44,264 with a fucking murderer! 996 00:47:44,298 --> 00:47:45,600 Oh, David! 997 00:47:45,633 --> 00:47:48,502 David, okay, come on, come on, come on. 998 00:47:48,536 --> 00:47:49,937 Well, listen, you guys are awesome, 999 00:47:49,970 --> 00:47:51,071 and I think you're ready. 1000 00:47:51,105 --> 00:47:52,306 Remember, folks, the key 1001 00:47:52,339 --> 00:47:54,375 is to have as much fun as possible. 1002 00:47:54,408 --> 00:47:55,677 We want to let the network folks know 1003 00:47:55,710 --> 00:47:58,145 that this show is great, 1004 00:47:58,178 --> 00:48:00,582 and we want everybody to get paid, and you all? 1005 00:48:00,615 --> 00:48:02,416 You all get to say you were in the audience 1006 00:48:02,449 --> 00:48:04,652 for the first episode ever! 1007 00:48:04,686 --> 00:48:06,220 Make some noise! 1008 00:48:08,122 --> 00:48:10,625 - Well, it worked in rehearsal. - The paper bag thing is weak. 1009 00:48:10,658 --> 00:48:12,092 I don't know, I thought it was sort of classic. 1010 00:48:12,126 --> 00:48:13,394 Well, I'm cutting it. 1011 00:48:13,427 --> 00:48:15,929 Okay, well, maybe the next episode. 1012 00:48:15,963 --> 00:48:17,599 Let's get through today first. 1013 00:48:17,632 --> 00:48:20,167 Right. Uh... 1014 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,537 Okay, uh, break a leg. 1015 00:48:22,570 --> 00:48:24,304 Hey. 1016 00:48:24,338 --> 00:48:26,940 - See you on the other side. - Got it. 1017 00:48:26,974 --> 00:48:29,042 All right, so how do I look? 1018 00:48:29,076 --> 00:48:32,146 Like the famous Bob Devore. 1019 00:48:33,748 --> 00:48:36,083 Well, you could be happy for Jimmy at least. 1020 00:48:36,116 --> 00:48:38,352 You're a monster, Bob. 1021 00:48:38,385 --> 00:48:39,987 At least Jimmy gets it. 1022 00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:43,090 In fact, I think I might bring him on. 1023 00:48:43,123 --> 00:48:45,527 He's the head writer. 1024 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:48,095 No, I had something else in mind. 1025 00:48:48,128 --> 00:48:50,497 I'm not going to live forever. 1026 00:48:50,532 --> 00:48:53,233 At least, I don't think I am. 1027 00:48:53,267 --> 00:48:56,103 I'd like to impart what I have to someone else. 1028 00:48:56,136 --> 00:48:58,338 You can do that? 1029 00:48:58,372 --> 00:48:59,641 You thought I was the first? 1030 00:48:59,674 --> 00:49:01,442 Please, Bob. 1031 00:49:02,476 --> 00:49:04,178 Showtime. 1032 00:49:17,659 --> 00:49:19,561 Violet? 1033 00:49:19,594 --> 00:49:20,994 Mm-hm. 1034 00:49:21,028 --> 00:49:23,197 Hey. 1035 00:49:23,230 --> 00:49:24,632 What are you doing? 1036 00:49:24,666 --> 00:49:27,267 I was drinking alone. 1037 00:49:29,169 --> 00:49:30,772 Everybody loved the show. 1038 00:49:30,805 --> 00:49:34,408 Donna said it went really organically. 1039 00:49:34,441 --> 00:49:36,511 What does that mean? 1040 00:49:36,544 --> 00:49:40,180 I don't know, but she kept saying it. 1041 00:49:44,652 --> 00:49:45,753 Come here, you. 1042 00:49:45,787 --> 00:49:48,523 Come here, come here, come here. 1043 00:49:50,257 --> 00:49:51,358 You ever get laid at work? 1044 00:49:51,391 --> 00:49:53,293 Okay, mm, mm, mm, mm. 1045 00:49:53,327 --> 00:49:54,662 Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. 1046 00:49:54,696 --> 00:49:56,798 Hey, hey, hey, okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. 1047 00:49:56,831 --> 00:49:58,700 What, are you trying to get me fired 1048 00:49:58,733 --> 00:50:01,068 after literally my first episode? 1049 00:50:01,101 --> 00:50:05,272 Silly me. I totally forgot you're like a big TV guy now. 1050 00:50:05,305 --> 00:50:07,575 Hey, what is wrong with you? 1051 00:50:07,609 --> 00:50:09,644 Nothing is wrong with me. 1052 00:50:09,677 --> 00:50:12,045 I'm certainly not some farm boy from Ohio 1053 00:50:12,079 --> 00:50:14,749 who's in way over his head. 1054 00:50:14,782 --> 00:50:16,651 - What? - You have no idea 1055 00:50:16,684 --> 00:50:18,820 what you're getting yourself into. 1056 00:50:18,853 --> 00:50:20,755 This is gross. I'm gonna go. 1057 00:50:20,788 --> 00:50:22,055 No, no, no! Please, please, please, don't go. 1058 00:50:22,089 --> 00:50:23,525 Just... 1059 00:50:23,558 --> 00:50:25,359 You have to quit. 1060 00:50:25,392 --> 00:50:27,160 Just listen to me. He's gonna get inside of you, 1061 00:50:27,194 --> 00:50:28,028 he's gonna twist you up, 1062 00:50:28,061 --> 00:50:29,496 and he's gonna turn you into him. 1063 00:50:29,531 --> 00:50:30,698 I don't think you know what you're saying. 1064 00:50:30,732 --> 00:50:33,735 - No, please! - I think you wish it was you 1065 00:50:33,768 --> 00:50:35,202 instead of me. 1066 00:50:39,106 --> 00:50:40,642 Yeah. 1067 00:50:40,675 --> 00:50:42,844 You're probably right. 1068 00:50:42,877 --> 00:50:44,044 So we should just stop. 1069 00:50:46,814 --> 00:50:48,081 What? 1070 00:50:48,115 --> 00:50:49,216 You're right. 1071 00:50:49,249 --> 00:50:50,818 This is fucking things up between us, 1072 00:50:50,852 --> 00:50:53,220 so why don't we just stop? 1073 00:50:58,425 --> 00:51:00,260 If you think... 1074 00:51:00,294 --> 00:51:02,229 I do. 1075 00:51:02,262 --> 00:51:04,799 That is what I think, so... 1076 00:51:09,837 --> 00:51:12,674 What the fuck? 1077 00:51:24,586 --> 00:51:26,286 Ah... 1078 00:51:27,421 --> 00:51:29,423 Fuck! 1079 00:51:29,456 --> 00:51:32,225 Come on! Fuck! 1080 00:52:02,389 --> 00:52:03,791 Oh, man. 1081 00:52:11,331 --> 00:52:13,433 Okay. 1082 00:52:13,467 --> 00:52:15,268 Okay. 1083 00:52:19,473 --> 00:52:21,909 Life's too short. 1084 00:52:29,617 --> 00:52:32,252 - Hey, Vi. - Sup? 1085 00:52:35,757 --> 00:52:38,593 Is it Halloween already? 1086 00:52:38,626 --> 00:52:40,595 You're gonna feel very badly about that once you find out 1087 00:52:40,628 --> 00:52:42,195 who I booked for the show tonight. 1088 00:52:42,229 --> 00:52:43,430 What? 1089 00:52:43,463 --> 00:52:45,667 Chase Morrow in the house, bitches! 1090 00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:46,801 - Oh, you booked him? - Mm-hm. 1091 00:52:46,834 --> 00:52:48,502 I thought he only does movies. 1092 00:52:48,536 --> 00:52:50,672 I do do movies, but I got to get back to my roots, 1093 00:52:50,705 --> 00:52:52,372 so when shy little Violet here hit me up 1094 00:52:52,406 --> 00:52:54,241 to work with Bob Devore, 1095 00:52:54,274 --> 00:52:56,811 I said, "Fuckin' when and where?" 1096 00:52:56,844 --> 00:52:58,713 Well, it's good to have you, Chase. 1097 00:52:58,746 --> 00:53:00,581 Bring it up! 1098 00:53:00,615 --> 00:53:01,749 It's gonna be fuckin' lit. 1099 00:53:09,356 --> 00:53:11,859 Yo! Uh, when the fuck am I on? 1100 00:53:11,893 --> 00:53:13,961 - Hey, soon. - Cool. 1101 00:53:13,995 --> 00:53:15,295 Don't have anybody light me, all right? 1102 00:53:15,328 --> 00:53:16,130 I'll do as much time as I want. 1103 00:53:16,164 --> 00:53:17,665 - I fuckin' hate that shit. - Okay. 1104 00:53:17,699 --> 00:53:18,766 - What are you doing? - Want some? 1105 00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,868 Everybody, welcome to Too Late. 1106 00:53:20,902 --> 00:53:22,003 After. What are you doing? I got to go on. 1107 00:53:22,036 --> 00:53:23,604 Fuckin' pussy. 1108 00:53:25,907 --> 00:53:27,274 Fuck you. 1109 00:53:27,307 --> 00:53:29,276 And if you want a good seat... 1110 00:53:29,309 --> 00:53:30,878 Let's fuckin' do this. 1111 00:53:30,912 --> 00:53:33,280 All right, well, we're ready for your first act, uh, 1112 00:53:33,313 --> 00:53:36,951 this guy is super funny, movies, he's in one right now, 1113 00:53:36,984 --> 00:53:38,619 Chase Morrow, everybody! 1114 00:53:38,653 --> 00:53:40,688 Chase Morrow! 1115 00:53:44,391 --> 00:53:47,360 Keep it going for that creepy old fuck, everybody. 1116 00:53:47,394 --> 00:53:48,596 Wow! 1117 00:53:48,629 --> 00:53:49,897 Where are you from, ponytail? 1118 00:53:49,931 --> 00:53:51,431 - Is that not a ponytail? - No. 1119 00:53:51,465 --> 00:53:52,299 Oh, what are you doing? 1120 00:53:52,332 --> 00:53:54,301 Get a ponytail, man. 1121 00:53:54,334 --> 00:53:56,403 If I can grow a ponytail, I'm fuckin' using a ponytail. 1122 00:53:56,436 --> 00:53:58,338 What are you thinking? Come on, where are you from? 1123 00:53:58,371 --> 00:54:00,307 - Augusta, Georgia. - Augusta, Georgia? 1124 00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:02,977 You guys got golf, right? 1125 00:54:03,010 --> 00:54:07,280 And, uh, the Civil War was bad for you, um... 1126 00:54:07,314 --> 00:54:07,982 I'm so good at crowd work. 1127 00:54:08,015 --> 00:54:09,684 Where are you from, sir? 1128 00:54:09,717 --> 00:54:11,052 Denver? Okay, I've heard of it. 1129 00:54:11,085 --> 00:54:14,989 Um, I don't have any material on that. 1130 00:54:15,022 --> 00:54:16,423 So that's not ideal. 1131 00:54:16,456 --> 00:54:18,693 Is anybody from, um, my dad? 1132 00:54:23,631 --> 00:54:25,733 Oh, fuck. Um... 1133 00:54:27,969 --> 00:54:30,905 Jesus Christ, Bob, I'm gonna fuckin' eat shit up here, man. 1134 00:54:30,938 --> 00:54:33,473 Like, fix the stage, dude. 1135 00:54:33,508 --> 00:54:34,976 Oh, fuck. Um... 1136 00:54:35,009 --> 00:54:36,944 Does the city know that this is happening? 1137 00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,313 'Cause they should. It's bad. 1138 00:54:40,347 --> 00:54:42,583 Um, it's not up to code. 1139 00:54:44,786 --> 00:54:46,621 Uh, you guys have been... 1140 00:54:46,654 --> 00:54:49,924 you guys have been here for that. 1141 00:54:49,957 --> 00:54:51,491 Um... 1142 00:54:52,994 --> 00:54:55,863 Thanks a lot. I've been Chase Morrow, guys. 1143 00:54:59,432 --> 00:55:01,501 Chase Morrow, everybody, the first act. 1144 00:55:01,536 --> 00:55:03,070 Come on, let's hear it for... 1145 00:55:04,639 --> 00:55:05,973 What's up, boys? 1146 00:55:06,007 --> 00:55:07,108 There he is. 1147 00:55:07,141 --> 00:55:09,510 - You! - Violet. 1148 00:55:09,544 --> 00:55:10,812 Right, sure, sure, yeah. 1149 00:55:10,845 --> 00:55:13,380 Dude, those pills are no joke, right? 1150 00:55:13,413 --> 00:55:14,481 I'm feelin' fuckin' loose. 1151 00:55:14,515 --> 00:55:17,118 Good, yeah. 1152 00:55:17,151 --> 00:55:19,620 I know why you booked me, by the way. 1153 00:55:19,654 --> 00:55:21,488 You do? 1154 00:55:21,522 --> 00:55:23,423 You always lookin' at me all these years. 1155 00:55:23,456 --> 00:55:26,027 It's cool, let's just do it. 1156 00:55:28,930 --> 00:55:30,865 - Oh. - Whoa. 1157 00:55:30,898 --> 00:55:32,667 Somebody moves fast. 1158 00:55:34,068 --> 00:55:35,603 Hey, Chase! 1159 00:55:35,636 --> 00:55:37,004 Yo, you want to meet this friend of mine? 1160 00:55:37,038 --> 00:55:38,873 You got to. Come on, we'll keep hanging. 1161 00:55:38,906 --> 00:55:41,509 Let me buy you one. 1162 00:55:58,993 --> 00:56:02,763 Um, why don't you guys get out of here? 1163 00:56:05,432 --> 00:56:08,169 Fucking go! 1164 00:56:08,202 --> 00:56:11,706 Not everything I say is a goddamn joke. 1165 00:56:15,843 --> 00:56:17,945 Hey, what's up? 1166 00:56:17,979 --> 00:56:19,881 Good to see you. 1167 00:56:19,914 --> 00:56:24,552 Actually, I was thinking why don't we re-up? 1168 00:56:24,585 --> 00:56:26,153 I mean, I don't know, man, I feel pretty good. 1169 00:56:26,187 --> 00:56:28,522 - That shit's no joke. - This? 1170 00:56:28,556 --> 00:56:31,058 I pour this shit on my cereal. 1171 00:56:33,561 --> 00:56:35,796 Fuck, all right. 1172 00:56:35,830 --> 00:56:37,531 I'll party. 1173 00:56:37,565 --> 00:56:39,600 Oh my God. 1174 00:56:41,969 --> 00:56:44,939 - Let's fuckin' do it, right? - Mm-hm. 1175 00:56:48,075 --> 00:56:50,945 Um, yeah. Okay, all right. 1176 00:56:50,978 --> 00:56:53,881 I've been waiting a whole hour... 1177 00:56:56,550 --> 00:56:57,785 This shit is not joke. 1178 00:56:57,818 --> 00:56:59,186 Um... 1179 00:57:06,861 --> 00:57:08,930 Fuck. 1180 00:57:10,264 --> 00:57:11,766 Come and get it! 1181 00:57:15,069 --> 00:57:18,005 What the fuck are you doing? 1182 00:57:18,039 --> 00:57:19,840 Din-din! 1183 00:57:19,874 --> 00:57:22,510 Who's hungry, huh? 1184 00:57:22,543 --> 00:57:24,245 - Is that Chase? - Yep. 1185 00:57:24,278 --> 00:57:26,580 Is he dead? 1186 00:57:26,614 --> 00:57:28,849 - No. - What were you thinking? 1187 00:57:28,883 --> 00:57:31,585 The dark of the moon isn't for days. 1188 00:57:31,619 --> 00:57:35,156 It's called "initiative," Bob, and I took it. 1189 00:57:35,189 --> 00:57:36,657 But he's a huge star. 1190 00:57:36,691 --> 00:57:38,125 People are gonna come looking for him. 1191 00:57:38,159 --> 00:57:39,694 He's a fucking mess, people will just think 1192 00:57:39,727 --> 00:57:42,063 he drank too much and fell in a river. 1193 00:57:45,199 --> 00:57:47,535 Hmm, hmm. 1194 00:57:47,568 --> 00:57:48,703 You know, you were the one that said 1195 00:57:48,736 --> 00:57:49,603 the other guy had no talent. 1196 00:57:49,637 --> 00:57:51,906 I mean, say what you will about Chase, 1197 00:57:51,939 --> 00:57:54,542 but he's very talented. 1198 00:57:54,575 --> 00:57:57,912 Uh, I could eat. 1199 00:57:57,945 --> 00:57:59,747 Be my guest. 1200 00:58:05,820 --> 00:58:08,622 I can't do it if you're watching. 1201 00:58:08,656 --> 00:58:10,658 By all means. 1202 00:59:02,176 --> 00:59:04,678 What did this guy eat? 1203 00:59:04,712 --> 00:59:07,648 Oh, about a dozen sedatives. 1204 00:59:07,681 --> 00:59:08,849 What? 1205 00:59:08,883 --> 00:59:10,117 He... 1206 00:59:10,151 --> 00:59:12,053 You... 1207 00:59:12,086 --> 00:59:14,188 - You said it first, Bob. - Oh, no. 1208 00:59:14,221 --> 00:59:15,956 Life's too short. 1209 00:59:15,990 --> 00:59:17,124 Mine is anyway. 1210 00:59:17,158 --> 00:59:18,292 Well, I don't have another half decade 1211 00:59:18,325 --> 00:59:19,193 to give to you, so what? 1212 00:59:19,226 --> 00:59:21,896 That you'll give me maybe a leg up? 1213 00:59:21,929 --> 00:59:23,931 Or worse, I'll end up like your little... 1214 00:59:23,964 --> 00:59:25,232 What was her name? Corrie? 1215 00:59:25,266 --> 00:59:26,667 Is that right? 1216 00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:28,736 Not me, Bob. 1217 00:59:28,769 --> 00:59:30,271 I'll... 1218 00:59:48,756 --> 00:59:51,859 Fine, drama. 1219 01:00:04,305 --> 01:00:07,141 Your boss ate Chase Morrow. 1220 01:00:07,174 --> 01:00:09,076 - Yes. - The movie star? 1221 01:00:09,110 --> 01:00:11,112 He does movies now, yes. 1222 01:00:11,145 --> 01:00:14,682 Because he's a monster. 1223 01:00:14,715 --> 01:00:17,051 - Yes. - What? Like a vampire? 1224 01:00:17,084 --> 01:00:18,152 I don't know. Do you believe me, Belinda? 1225 01:00:18,185 --> 01:00:19,186 No! 1226 01:00:19,220 --> 01:00:21,155 Like, maybe because it's like some metaphor. 1227 01:00:21,188 --> 01:00:23,991 Or like a really bad prank, then maybe I'd believe you, 1228 01:00:24,024 --> 01:00:25,292 but this is just another reason 1229 01:00:25,326 --> 01:00:26,961 why you have to quit this stupid fuck... 1230 01:00:26,994 --> 01:00:29,930 Oh, fuck! 1231 01:00:29,964 --> 01:00:32,066 - Oh my, I'm gonna throw up! - Don't be sick for me, please. 1232 01:00:32,099 --> 01:00:33,434 Okay, I know. It's okay. 1233 01:00:33,467 --> 01:00:34,869 - You made me an accessory! - I wouldn't have done it 1234 01:00:34,902 --> 01:00:35,903 if there was any other way. 1235 01:00:35,936 --> 01:00:37,371 Please, Belinda, please. 1236 01:00:37,404 --> 01:00:39,406 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 1237 01:00:45,980 --> 01:00:47,148 What are we gonna do? 1238 01:00:50,251 --> 01:00:51,819 We're gonna get rid of it. 1239 01:00:51,852 --> 01:00:53,154 Ow! 1240 01:00:53,187 --> 01:00:54,688 - You know what you're doing? - What? 1241 01:00:54,722 --> 01:00:57,024 Every Tuesday, you're moving my car. 1242 01:00:57,057 --> 01:00:58,225 - Alternate parking. - You bet. 1243 01:00:58,259 --> 01:01:01,262 - I'm sleeping in. - I'll come back with a coffee. 1244 01:01:01,295 --> 01:01:03,264 Yeah, fuckin' latte. 1245 01:01:06,767 --> 01:01:07,902 Okay. You know what else? 1246 01:01:07,935 --> 01:01:09,303 - What? - I want to... 1247 01:01:09,336 --> 01:01:10,771 - What? - I want to use your deodorant. 1248 01:01:10,804 --> 01:01:12,206 What? You want to use my deodorant? 1249 01:01:12,239 --> 01:01:13,207 Yeah, I do. 1250 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:14,909 You're a freak. 1251 01:01:14,942 --> 01:01:16,110 You know what? I just want to do it. 1252 01:01:16,143 --> 01:01:17,878 Okay, well, you can do it, okay? 1253 01:01:17,912 --> 01:01:20,147 Okay. 1254 01:01:20,181 --> 01:01:21,749 So it doesn't. 1255 01:01:28,856 --> 01:01:30,124 That's probably just the road. 1256 01:01:30,157 --> 01:01:31,859 No, I don't want to do this. 1257 01:01:31,892 --> 01:01:33,394 Yep. 1258 01:01:39,033 --> 01:01:40,434 Okay, okay. 1259 01:01:40,467 --> 01:01:41,869 - Oh my God. - What? 1260 01:01:41,902 --> 01:01:44,138 - Sink. - Sink, Bob, sink, please. 1261 01:01:44,171 --> 01:01:45,906 Sink, come on! 1262 01:01:47,441 --> 01:01:49,243 Maybe if I just... 1263 01:01:49,276 --> 01:01:53,113 - You got me? - I got you, I got you. 1264 01:01:53,147 --> 01:01:55,282 - Careful, careful. - I can't, I can't, I can't. 1265 01:01:55,316 --> 01:01:57,251 That's smart. Yeah, that's probably smart. 1266 01:01:57,284 --> 01:01:58,819 Okay. 1267 01:02:02,122 --> 01:02:03,424 Sink! Come on! 1268 01:02:03,457 --> 01:02:05,826 Please, just fucking sink! 1269 01:02:05,859 --> 01:02:08,229 Oh my God. Oh my God. 1270 01:02:08,262 --> 01:02:09,396 Oh my God, it's sinking! 1271 01:02:09,430 --> 01:02:11,031 It's sinking! 1272 01:02:14,935 --> 01:02:17,805 Okay, we've done it. 1273 01:02:17,838 --> 01:02:19,106 Thank you. 1274 01:02:19,139 --> 01:02:20,241 Wait, wait, no, no, no. 1275 01:02:20,274 --> 01:02:21,308 No, no. No, no, no. 1276 01:02:21,342 --> 01:02:22,476 No, we are not there yet. 1277 01:02:22,510 --> 01:02:23,410 - No, nuh-uh. - Okay, I get that. 1278 01:02:23,444 --> 01:02:24,878 This is the last time I do this for you. 1279 01:02:24,912 --> 01:02:27,047 Whenever you're ready. 1280 01:02:34,488 --> 01:02:37,925 Hey, I haven't seen you at all and I was hoping 1281 01:02:37,958 --> 01:02:39,927 you were gonna come to the show tonight. 1282 01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:42,963 Still no sign of Bob, but, uh, we're doing it anyway. 1283 01:02:42,997 --> 01:02:45,366 Well, I'm doing it, actually. 1284 01:02:45,399 --> 01:02:48,936 Um, so, yeah, I just thought it'd be cool 1285 01:02:48,969 --> 01:02:52,139 to have you here, um, 1286 01:02:52,172 --> 01:02:55,075 because I miss you. 1287 01:02:55,109 --> 01:02:57,444 Um, yeah. So, there, I said it. 1288 01:02:57,478 --> 01:02:59,213 You officially have the upper hand. 1289 01:02:59,246 --> 01:03:00,548 Okay, uh, your move. 1290 01:03:00,582 --> 01:03:02,182 - Bye, Jimmy. - Still no sign of Bob, huh? 1291 01:03:02,216 --> 01:03:03,817 Uh, yeah, no. 1292 01:03:03,851 --> 01:03:06,420 You want to choose one of these gels? 1293 01:03:06,453 --> 01:03:09,123 - What? - Gels. 1294 01:03:09,156 --> 01:03:13,027 Bob was very particular about his blues, so... 1295 01:03:13,060 --> 01:03:15,262 Oh. No, I trust you. 1296 01:03:15,296 --> 01:03:17,331 Whatever you think is right. 1297 01:03:17,364 --> 01:03:19,366 No. You choose. 1298 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:22,336 Choose a blue. 1299 01:03:22,369 --> 01:03:24,938 No, I... do you like the one you're holding? 1300 01:03:24,972 --> 01:03:26,840 Do you like it? 1301 01:03:26,874 --> 01:03:28,275 Yeah, it looks blue. 1302 01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:31,245 Can you please pick a gel? 1303 01:03:31,278 --> 01:03:33,213 How about we do the one in your hand? 1304 01:03:33,247 --> 01:03:36,250 - Great, thank you. - Okay, cool. Great choice. 1305 01:03:36,283 --> 01:03:38,185 Thank you. 1306 01:03:40,154 --> 01:03:43,123 ♪ Nothin' ever happens by the lake ♪ 1307 01:03:45,926 --> 01:03:49,897 ♪ Nothin' ever happens by the lake ♪ 1308 01:03:55,469 --> 01:03:58,205 Sir... 1309 01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:02,376 Excuse me, sir, can I help you? 1310 01:04:02,409 --> 01:04:04,646 Sir! 1311 01:04:07,348 --> 01:04:09,383 Oh, uh, 1312 01:04:09,416 --> 01:04:12,319 it's just that after hours, 1313 01:04:12,353 --> 01:04:15,889 we're supposed to sign folks in and out so, um... 1314 01:04:20,027 --> 01:04:23,531 You know, forget I said anything 1315 01:04:23,565 --> 01:04:27,635 and, uh, you have a nice night. 1316 01:04:27,669 --> 01:04:32,039 Just gonna walk backwards for a little while. 1317 01:04:34,576 --> 01:04:35,976 Have a good one. 1318 01:04:53,595 --> 01:04:55,028 You got this, okay. 1319 01:04:55,062 --> 01:04:56,363 You've seen it a thousand times. 1320 01:04:56,397 --> 01:04:58,298 Hi, my name is Violet. 1321 01:04:58,332 --> 01:05:00,200 Hi, my name... huh... 1322 01:05:00,234 --> 01:05:01,669 Welcome to Too Late. 1323 01:05:08,308 --> 01:05:10,678 Hello. Good evening. 1324 01:05:10,712 --> 01:05:13,147 Welcome to Too Late. 1325 01:05:13,180 --> 01:05:14,616 I'm, um... 1326 01:05:14,649 --> 01:05:17,017 Uh, Bob Devore is not... 1327 01:05:17,050 --> 01:05:18,586 he's not gonna be hosting tonight. 1328 01:05:23,991 --> 01:05:26,059 Sorry, I had a little... 1329 01:05:26,093 --> 01:05:27,494 It's like one of those salt cra... 1330 01:05:27,529 --> 01:05:28,996 I just had a little... 1331 01:05:29,029 --> 01:05:30,964 Pita is the word. A pita cracker. 1332 01:05:30,998 --> 01:05:34,468 - Um, my name is Violet. - Fuck yeah, it is! 1333 01:05:34,501 --> 01:05:36,136 Yeah! 1334 01:05:38,272 --> 01:05:39,607 Those are my friends. 1335 01:05:39,641 --> 01:05:41,609 Um, yeah, my name is Violet and, actually, 1336 01:05:41,643 --> 01:05:44,311 I'm gonna be hosting the show tonight. 1337 01:05:44,344 --> 01:05:46,346 I am at a point in my gender transition 1338 01:05:46,380 --> 01:05:48,382 where a trace amount of sexism 1339 01:05:48,415 --> 01:05:51,084 is also really validating for me. 1340 01:05:51,118 --> 01:05:52,119 I was walking through a neighborhood, 1341 01:05:52,152 --> 01:05:54,154 there was a guy on a stoop, he saw me walk by, 1342 01:05:54,188 --> 01:05:55,757 he goes, "Hey, girl, you like music?" 1343 01:05:55,790 --> 01:05:57,191 And I do like music. 1344 01:05:57,224 --> 01:05:58,459 And then I heard his buddy go, 1345 01:05:58,492 --> 01:05:59,527 "Hey, man, that's not a girl," 1346 01:05:59,561 --> 01:06:01,195 and I'm like, "Oh no, I'm gonna get stabbed, 1347 01:06:01,228 --> 01:06:03,330 this is gonna be a sad story." 1348 01:06:03,363 --> 01:06:05,466 And then he added, "That's a woman." 1349 01:06:05,499 --> 01:06:06,634 Woo! 1350 01:06:06,668 --> 01:06:08,469 Yeah, it's pretty awesome. 1351 01:06:08,502 --> 01:06:09,704 The only thing I think to do 1352 01:06:09,737 --> 01:06:11,539 with, like, an affirming cat call 1353 01:06:11,573 --> 01:06:13,407 was to, like, stop, and flip my hair, 1354 01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:14,576 and name a product. 1355 01:06:17,311 --> 01:06:19,446 Right? "Hey, man, that's not a girl, that's a woman," 1356 01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:23,350 and I'm like, "Feria by L'Oréal. 1357 01:06:23,383 --> 01:06:25,018 Maybe she's born with it 1358 01:06:25,052 --> 01:06:27,020 or maybe she did go to a series of doctors." 1359 01:06:31,492 --> 01:06:34,696 Does anybody... who likes Shakespeare? 1360 01:06:34,729 --> 01:06:36,129 Ah! 1361 01:06:36,163 --> 01:06:38,198 - Hi. - Hi. 1362 01:06:38,232 --> 01:06:41,502 Um, so, Bob's gone, huh? 1363 01:06:41,536 --> 01:06:43,136 Mm-hm. 1364 01:06:43,170 --> 01:06:44,471 - You wouldn't know. - Thanks. 1365 01:06:44,506 --> 01:06:47,407 Yes, I just wanted to... 1366 01:06:47,441 --> 01:06:48,141 - You go. - Okay, 1367 01:06:48,175 --> 01:06:49,142 I didn't want to kiss Chase. 1368 01:06:49,176 --> 01:06:53,180 He just grabbed my face and had his way with it. 1369 01:06:53,213 --> 01:06:56,083 - I kind of wanted to kill him. - Me too. 1370 01:06:56,116 --> 01:06:57,384 You were right about the pilot. 1371 01:06:57,417 --> 01:06:58,553 I shouldn't have taken the job. 1372 01:06:58,586 --> 01:06:59,687 Bob should've offered it to you, 1373 01:06:59,721 --> 01:07:03,323 and I never should've jumped ahead of you for it. 1374 01:07:03,357 --> 01:07:04,759 Uh, I have to tell you something. 1375 01:07:04,792 --> 01:07:06,728 If you... do you have any... can you just stay here? 1376 01:07:06,761 --> 01:07:08,730 - Okay. - Okay. 1377 01:07:35,723 --> 01:07:37,224 Phew. 1378 01:07:48,736 --> 01:07:51,238 - Bob fuckin' who? - Oh, thank you. 1379 01:07:51,271 --> 01:07:52,674 Just promise me you won't start doing stand-up, okay? 1380 01:07:52,707 --> 01:07:53,675 I don't want to have to hate you, too. 1381 01:07:53,708 --> 01:07:55,442 - Okay. - Hello. 1382 01:07:55,475 --> 01:08:00,147 Hey, speaking of incredibly talented people I despise. 1383 01:08:00,180 --> 01:08:01,148 What's up? What's up? 1384 01:08:01,181 --> 01:08:02,584 Are we fighting still? 1385 01:08:02,617 --> 01:08:05,352 Okay. All right, you guys are good? 1386 01:08:05,385 --> 01:08:06,688 Come on, just kiss and make up. 1387 01:08:06,721 --> 01:08:08,322 - Please. - Thank you. 1388 01:08:08,355 --> 01:08:09,891 Thank you, that's very helpful. 1389 01:08:14,729 --> 01:08:17,497 You really were great tonight. 1390 01:08:17,532 --> 01:08:19,601 Thanks. 1391 01:08:19,634 --> 01:08:22,670 So what did you want to... 1392 01:08:22,704 --> 01:08:23,605 - Okay. - Okay. 1393 01:08:23,638 --> 01:08:25,205 Okay. 1394 01:08:25,238 --> 01:08:26,841 Here we go. 1395 01:08:26,874 --> 01:08:28,910 Okay. 1396 01:08:37,619 --> 01:08:39,419 - Bob? - Uh-huh. 1397 01:08:39,453 --> 01:08:43,524 Not like a metaphorical monster? 1398 01:08:50,965 --> 01:08:53,668 Wait. Chase? 1399 01:08:53,701 --> 01:08:55,737 - Like the movie... - Shh. 1400 01:08:55,770 --> 01:08:57,739 - The movie star Chase? - Yeah, that's the one. 1401 01:08:57,772 --> 01:09:00,374 You and Belinda... 1402 01:09:02,275 --> 01:09:06,213 Fuck you. 1403 01:09:06,246 --> 01:09:07,815 Everything I've told you is the truth 1404 01:09:07,849 --> 01:09:09,817 and you're the only person in the world who knows it. 1405 01:09:09,851 --> 01:09:11,284 Mm-hm. 1406 01:09:11,318 --> 01:09:13,387 - Me and Belinda. - You and Belinda. 1407 01:09:13,420 --> 01:09:16,356 Mm-hm. I don't get it. 1408 01:09:16,390 --> 01:09:17,324 It's the truth. 1409 01:09:17,357 --> 01:09:18,860 I don't believe you. 1410 01:09:18,893 --> 01:09:22,697 That's the only thing I'm asking you to do. 1411 01:09:22,730 --> 01:09:24,632 I'll talk to you soon. 1412 01:09:25,967 --> 01:09:28,402 You really were great tonight. 1413 01:09:46,688 --> 01:09:48,623 Come back for you. 1414 01:10:06,473 --> 01:10:07,675 How was the show? 1415 01:10:07,709 --> 01:10:09,977 Did you make me proud? 1416 01:10:10,011 --> 01:10:11,879 I'm sorry, Bob. 1417 01:10:11,913 --> 01:10:14,448 You will be. 1418 01:10:14,481 --> 01:10:16,918 I had to do it. 1419 01:10:16,951 --> 01:10:18,351 Of course you did. 1420 01:10:18,385 --> 01:10:20,621 It was a clever trick you played. 1421 01:10:20,655 --> 01:10:22,957 Maybe you're funnier than I thought. 1422 01:10:25,660 --> 01:10:27,028 Get away from me. 1423 01:10:27,061 --> 01:10:29,831 You're in my home, Violet. 1424 01:10:29,864 --> 01:10:31,331 You know, we didn't have much, 1425 01:10:31,364 --> 01:10:33,568 but we did have trust, didn't we? 1426 01:10:33,601 --> 01:10:35,703 You don't have to do this, Bob. 1427 01:10:35,737 --> 01:10:38,271 - I can go away. - You and I both know 1428 01:10:38,305 --> 01:10:41,576 there is only one way this can end. 1429 01:10:51,451 --> 01:10:52,486 You know what I had to go through 1430 01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:54,321 to get here tonight? 1431 01:10:54,354 --> 01:10:58,325 Chase did not agree with me. 1432 01:10:58,358 --> 01:11:02,496 And, now, I'm starving. 1433 01:11:04,766 --> 01:11:07,568 Go ahead. 1434 01:11:09,837 --> 01:11:12,339 I'm just as guilty as you are, Bob. 1435 01:11:12,372 --> 01:11:15,710 Every single thing you asked for, I did. 1436 01:11:15,743 --> 01:11:18,378 Every single task, 1437 01:11:18,411 --> 01:11:20,848 every single chore, 1438 01:11:20,882 --> 01:11:23,017 every single person. 1439 01:11:24,417 --> 01:11:25,987 All for what? 1440 01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:29,356 So that I could avoid obscurity, 1441 01:11:29,389 --> 01:11:31,358 maybe death, 1442 01:11:31,391 --> 01:11:32,860 or getting a real job. 1443 01:11:32,894 --> 01:11:35,897 You were nothing when I found you. 1444 01:11:35,930 --> 01:11:37,832 You could've been so much more. 1445 01:11:37,865 --> 01:11:39,834 You're right, Bob. 1446 01:11:39,867 --> 01:11:42,603 I'm nothing. 1447 01:11:42,637 --> 01:11:45,840 I died the day I met you. 1448 01:11:45,873 --> 01:11:47,642 So go ahead. 1449 01:11:47,675 --> 01:11:50,111 Do what you do best. 1450 01:12:07,695 --> 01:12:09,630 Violet? 1451 01:12:09,664 --> 01:12:11,799 Violet, are you in here? 1452 01:12:13,968 --> 01:12:15,368 Bob? 1453 01:12:16,604 --> 01:12:17,939 Jimmy. 1454 01:12:17,972 --> 01:12:19,439 Jimmy! 1455 01:12:19,472 --> 01:12:20,708 Hey. 1456 01:12:20,741 --> 01:12:23,511 What are you do... 1457 01:12:23,544 --> 01:12:25,079 Oh my God. 1458 01:12:25,112 --> 01:12:28,716 You are a monster. 1459 01:12:28,749 --> 01:12:31,619 I was going to tell you. 1460 01:12:31,652 --> 01:12:32,954 - About this? - Well, yeah, 1461 01:12:32,987 --> 01:12:34,622 we're gonna be working closely together 1462 01:12:34,655 --> 01:12:37,091 for several months, so I think you should know. 1463 01:12:37,124 --> 01:12:39,727 That you eat people. 1464 01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:41,394 Jimmy, both you and I know 1465 01:12:41,428 --> 01:12:44,599 that comedians aren't really people. 1466 01:12:44,632 --> 01:12:45,766 Oh my God. 1467 01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:47,702 People come and people go. 1468 01:12:47,735 --> 01:12:50,470 Nobody knows why and nobody really cares. 1469 01:12:50,503 --> 01:12:51,873 Think of how many people have gone in 1470 01:12:51,906 --> 01:12:53,473 and out of your life 1471 01:12:53,507 --> 01:12:54,976 and you don't even remember their faces, 1472 01:12:55,009 --> 01:12:56,944 let alone their names. 1473 01:12:56,978 --> 01:13:00,581 Am I really that bad when you come to think of it? 1474 01:13:00,615 --> 01:13:04,118 You eat people. 1475 01:13:04,151 --> 01:13:07,021 Yeah, but none of them had a career. 1476 01:13:07,054 --> 01:13:08,823 None of them had a name. 1477 01:13:08,856 --> 01:13:11,759 Well, Chase, but I think we can all agree 1478 01:13:11,792 --> 01:13:13,594 that he had it coming. 1479 01:13:13,628 --> 01:13:16,097 Wait... 1480 01:13:16,130 --> 01:13:17,798 Where's Violet? 1481 01:13:17,832 --> 01:13:20,001 I need help sometimes, and she just couldn't 1482 01:13:20,034 --> 01:13:21,602 help me anymore, you understand? 1483 01:13:21,636 --> 01:13:22,670 What did you do? 1484 01:13:22,703 --> 01:13:24,739 I do what I will! 1485 01:13:26,607 --> 01:13:27,942 All right, here's what's gonna happen. 1486 01:13:27,975 --> 01:13:29,677 You're going to go home, 1487 01:13:29,710 --> 01:13:31,946 you're going to tell no one what you saw, 1488 01:13:31,979 --> 01:13:34,081 and when I need you, I'll call. 1489 01:13:34,115 --> 01:13:35,850 - You're insane. - Look, there are two kinds 1490 01:13:35,883 --> 01:13:39,120 of people in this world, the eaters and the eaten. 1491 01:13:39,153 --> 01:13:42,590 To survive, you're going to have to learn how to eat. 1492 01:13:42,623 --> 01:13:44,091 And I can show you if you'll let me. 1493 01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:45,626 Someone will stop you. 1494 01:13:45,660 --> 01:13:47,460 Look around you, kid. 1495 01:13:47,494 --> 01:13:49,597 You'll do what everyone else does. 1496 01:13:49,630 --> 01:13:54,001 You'll shut your mouth and you'll play the game. 1497 01:13:54,035 --> 01:13:55,102 No one will stop me! 1498 01:13:55,136 --> 01:13:58,739 Not you, not Violet. 1499 01:14:11,953 --> 01:14:13,888 Ah! 1500 01:14:13,921 --> 01:14:17,758 You can't do this! 1501 01:14:25,066 --> 01:14:27,835 I don't work for you anymore, Bob. 1502 01:14:39,981 --> 01:14:42,783 - I came back to tell you... - It doesn't matter. 1503 01:14:42,817 --> 01:14:46,887 The impulse to be all, like, coy and removed and meta, 1504 01:14:46,921 --> 01:14:49,190 but, like, I love to see you shine. 1505 01:14:49,223 --> 01:14:51,192 Even if that means I don't win 1506 01:14:51,225 --> 01:14:54,662 because I love to see you shine so, so much more 1507 01:14:54,695 --> 01:14:58,199 than I love to win because I love you. 1508 01:14:58,232 --> 01:14:59,934 Please stop talking, okay? 1509 01:14:59,967 --> 01:15:01,902 - Okay. - Okay. 1510 01:15:04,772 --> 01:15:05,973 Oh. 1511 01:15:06,007 --> 01:15:08,776 Okay, yeah, that's disgusting. 1512 01:15:08,809 --> 01:15:11,645 - I don't care. - Okay, me neither. 1513 01:15:17,818 --> 01:15:19,687 The rent is more than we had budgeted, 1514 01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:21,589 but I think we should take it 1515 01:15:21,622 --> 01:15:23,290 because we're not gonna do any better 1516 01:15:23,324 --> 01:15:24,959 and I'm excited to move in with you 1517 01:15:24,992 --> 01:15:27,228 because I love you, which is a thing we say now 1518 01:15:27,261 --> 01:15:28,696 without feeling weird. 1519 01:15:28,729 --> 01:15:31,032 - We sure do. - Have fun tonight. 1520 01:15:31,065 --> 01:15:33,134 Crazier things have happened. 1521 01:15:33,167 --> 01:15:35,002 Bye. 1522 01:15:38,272 --> 01:15:40,141 - Hey, aren't you Violet? - I am. 1523 01:15:40,174 --> 01:15:41,909 Used to work for Bob Devore, right? 1524 01:15:41,942 --> 01:15:43,210 - I did, yeah. - Oh. 1525 01:15:43,244 --> 01:15:45,212 Whatever happened to that guy? 1526 01:15:45,246 --> 01:15:47,181 People come, people go. 1527 01:15:47,214 --> 01:15:48,816 He was one of a kind. 1528 01:15:48,849 --> 01:15:50,017 God, I hope so. 1529 01:15:50,051 --> 01:15:51,886 - Are you still booking? - No. 1530 01:15:51,919 --> 01:15:53,120 So what do you do now? 1531 01:15:55,389 --> 01:15:58,793 So I was like, "Hey, officer, I'm not wearing pants." 1532 01:16:01,162 --> 01:16:02,730 Okay, you guys have been so awesome. 1533 01:16:02,763 --> 01:16:04,698 Are you ready for your next comedian? Yeah? 1534 01:16:04,732 --> 01:16:06,967 Okay, yes, please put your hands together 1535 01:16:07,001 --> 01:16:09,637 for the very funny Violet Fields. 1536 01:16:11,072 --> 01:16:12,573 Thanks, girl.